Kung Fu Panda 2 Edit

A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon!

A little to the left.

A panda stands between you and your destiny.

A panda? That's impossible.

A peacock...

A trivial sacrifice... when all of China is my reward.

Actually... you came from this.

Again!

Again!

Again! Again!

Ah, my old enemy...

Ah, well, maybe a little.

All he wanted was to meet the Dragon Warrior.

All right, let's go!

And again.

And all of China would bow at his feet.

And all you get are three square meals a day of shame!

And at such a young age.

And fed you again.

And from that moment on, both my soup and my life

And I envisioned it a little to the left.

And I even packed all your action figures. See?

And I will take mine.

And I'm gonna need a hat.

And if I don't... what am I?

And Master Storming Ox.

And part of you way over there, staining the wall!

And slayer of the Ten Thousand Serpents in the Valley of Woe?

And that's me giving you a piggyback ride.

And then I made a decision that would change my life forever.

And then the Dragon Warrior joined the Furious Five!

And then the lady over here, I think it's a guy, 'cause he's got...

And they became the most awesomest kung fu team ever!

And this is the Year, of course, of the Peacock.

And to raise you as my own son.

And tried to put some pants on you.

And we are here to bring you to justice"!

And we will protect it. Even from you.

And who am I?

And, little Po, that's the end of the story.

Anything is possible when you have inner peace.

Apologies. I used to punch the ironwood trees by the palace to train.

Are you certain it is the panda who is a fool?

Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?

Are you willing to die to find the truth?

At least, I was his dad.

At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you a signal.

Aw, it's cute.

Awesome!

Better. Elbow.

Big and furry.

Bring it down!

Bring the prisoners to me.

Bunny! What?

But he wanted more.

But here...

But I can't watch my friend be killed.

But I never could have foretold what came next.

But I thought...

But if we stand up to Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city.

But if you knew, why didn't you ever say anything?

But if you knew, why didn't you ever say anything?

But if you really want to see the future...

But in their faces, he saw only horror.

But it's too dangerous. I can't let you.

But look how it turned out.

But now is a time only for joy.

But once I realised the problem was not you, but within me,

But Shen swore revenge.

But that doesn't make you who you are.

But their son, Lord Shen,

But this is.

But what he did next only sealed it.

But why? He's just one little panda.

But you were so little when it happened.

Buy one dumpling, get one free."

By eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.

By far. Nothing else came close.

By not protecting Gongmen City?

Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move!

Chew on that, tubby!

China will be mine.

Come here! Alaka squasho!

Come on, guys, let's go!

Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?

Coming!

Could also bring darkness and destruction.

Crane, catch!

Crane!

Cute bunnies, off the face. Excuse me! OK, pardon me!

Cute, huh?

Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress.

Danger.

Delicious, fat radishes!

Did you hear him call it Year of the Peacock?

Didn't you see the peacock on the front door?

Disc of Destruction!

Do it.

Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?

Do you understand?

Does better kung fu.

Don't even think about it.

Don't worry, Mr. Ping.

Don't worry, Shifu, I'll master inner peace as soon as I get back.

Earlier today, I was fighting these bandits.

Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!

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Enough talk. Let's fight!

Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth.

Every master must find his path to inner peace.

Everything must be exactly how I envisioned it.

Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?

Facing horrible danger from which you might never return!

Faster!

Fear the bug!

Fed you.

Feet of Fury!

Fill some crater in your soul?

Find this panda and bring him to me!

Fine. They will keep you far from danger.

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire! Fire at them!

Fire.

First, we come in and the weapon is tiny. Surprise, it's big.

Flippety do.

Follow me! Come on!

Followed by denial.

For justice and honour that kung fu still lives!

For they had invented fireworks.

Fortune?

From telling me something's unstoppable!

Future. I was going to say future.

Get all the metal you can find!

Get back!

Get him!

Get the weapon!

Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now.

Get them all!

Give me a minute.

Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!

Gongmen City.

Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council,

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Good.

Good. Watch your form.

Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness.

Goodbye!

Got it. Stealth mode.

Gotcha!

Gotcha!

Gotta be a key around here. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here.

Grab the metal!

Great. We'll march into the tower and proclaim,

Greetings, panda.

Greetings, panda.

Greetings, panda. At last we meet!

Greetings, panda. We meet at...

Guess nobody told you,

Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later?

Guys, come on. Give me a little credit.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, give me a shove!

Guys, guys, guys!

Guys! Guys?

Guys? Don't.

Happiness must be taken.

Happy New Year, sir.

Hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon!

Have been that much sweeter.

Have you lost weight? I can almost put my wings around you.

He doesn't work here any more.

He is coming to me in chains.

He knows what happened. Where I came from.

He used to let me play here beside him,

He was banished from the city forever.

He was there! OK?

He would be defeated by a warrior of black and white.

He'll be back before you can say "noodles".

He's busy out there protecting the Valley.

Hello. I couldn't help but...

Help, help, help, help. Help!

Help!

Help.

Here we go!

Here's your New Year's gift.

Hey, isn't that the guy who hammered you in the face?

Hey, stop!

Hey, that's a pretty good deal.

Hey.

Hey... enough with the poking around.

Honestly, guys, I never thought I'd die like this.

Honestly, I didn't think I'd make it this far.

Honey, what are you doing here?

Hope you like it, 'cause you can't return it.

How about some tofu birthday cake instead, huh?

How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught?

How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!

How did I get here, Dad? Where did I come from?

How did you do it?

How did you do that?

How did you...?

How do I say this?

How is he doing that with his face?

How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?

I agree.

I also packed your paintings of our best time together,

I always thought I'd meet a nice girl and settle down and...

I am Po.

I brought you inside.

I can't believe we're rescuing actual legends of kung fu.

I can't feel my face.

I did not have a lifetime.

I did!

I do not like that guy.

I do not. I know he is.

I don't know what those are. Never seen them before in my life.

I don't know. OK, I don't know. Maybe never.

I foretold that someone would stand in his way. A panda.

I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.

I found out how I ended up in that radish basket.

I get the top bunk.

I got this.

I gotta go.

I had this crazy vision.

I have to know.

I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach

I just found out that my dad isn't really my dad.

I know it's not.

I know. I just have so many questions.

I love you guys.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, too, son.

I mean, how can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?

I mean, I worry, OK? But that's my job, I'm his dad.

I mean, you do want to take back your city, right?

I meant for him to get away.

I need to get something done, you know what I mean?

I packed you food for weeks. Cookies, buns, vegetables.

I said that too soon, didn't I?

I saw you do sort of a fancy foot...

I scarred you for life.

I see pain... and anger.

I see...

I see...

I think I prefer the mast.

I think I saw my mom and me, as a baby.

I think I saw...

I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago.

I think...

I threw up a little bit on the third floor.

I took away your parents. Everything.

I waited for someone to come looking for you, but no one did.

I was thinking... I'll figure out his plot more.

I went out to the back, where my vegetables had just been delivered.

I would have saved you some stinky tofu.

I...

I... Yeah... OK, he caught me off guard.

I'd like to see you get me out!

I'll get up. Here we go.

I'll tell you what's gonna be yours!

I'm going. And you can't stop me.

I'm so glad you feel that way.

I'm so lucky. I don't have any problems with my dad.

I'm surprised you remember so little.

I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc.

I'm the Dragon Warrior. It's kind of my job to save kung fu.

I'm your son.

I'm... training.

I've hit you twice. What are you going to do now?

If all of those weapons leave the building, China will fall.

If I wanted you dead, I would have left you in that river.

If you continue on your current path...

If you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs.

If you need anything, just ask.

Impressive, Dragon Warrior. What's your plan?

In a strange city, filled with strange people, and strange noodles,

In honour of my son, free tofu dessert for everybody!

Inner pea...

Inner peace, you're going down.

Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace...!

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace.

Is everyone OK?

Is that all you got? It feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!

Is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.

Is there any, you know, faster way?

Is there some sort of evil janitor or something?

It is not impossible, and he knows it.

It is the rest of your story.

It is time to stop this madness.

It seems you have found inner peace.

It seems your fortune telling skills are not as good as you thought.

It was imported, too.

It was just another day at the restaurant.

It was no technique. Lord Shen has created a weapon,

It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying, horrible moment...

It's a start. I might also convert the basement into a dungeon.

It's a terrible thing. I believe it went something like this.

It's almost done, Lord Shen, but we've run out of metal.

It's time to surrender, panda. Kung fu is dead.

It's your parting gift, in that it will part you.

Just a very hungry baby panda.

Just get him!

Just in case you get lonely.

Just like the ones that held Tai Lung. The more you move, the tighter they get.

Keep firing! Keep firing!

Keep moving.

Kill him! Somebody kill him!

Know what? What's so funny?

Kung fu is dead? Fine!

Let me tell you something.

Let's both cook. Together.

Let's finish this.

Let's go.

Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket?

Like I said, you are not getting me out of this cell!

Like you.

Listen to yourself. You're protecting Gongmen City

Long ago, in ancient China,

Look at me. No, don't look at me.

Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.

Look, I don't know who you are, but please stand aside, sir.

Look, I'm going.

Look!

Look. Gongmen Jail.

Mama?

Mantis, now!

Master Ox, I'm not letting you stay in this cell.

Master Ox! Master!

Master Shifu, what do we got?

Master Shifu!

Master Shifu.

Maybe it's because Mom ate his head before I was born.

Maybe something smaller!

Mom! Dad!

Mom? A baby?

Mom? Dad? Is that you?

Monkey?!

Move, you dogs! Faster, faster! Load them all!

Move! Move, move, move, move!

My father's throne.

My fist hungers for justice.

My fist in your plush, cuddly, super soft face!

My innards are already super, super peaceful,

My parents hated me.

My son is alive.

Next time you mess with a panda, you better bring a whole a...

Nice work, Po.

Nice!

Nightmare? Or memory?

No problem!

No snack stops this time.

No touching! You'll get the mop dirty.

No way. Eight point acupressure cuffs?

No, don't shoot!

No, I'll cook.

No, it's the least I can do. You raised me.

No, no, no...

No, no! Oh, no, no.

No, that's OK, Dad. I'm not hungry.

No, they don't. Wounds heal.

No!

No.

No.

No. Besides...

No. No, no, no.

Noodles.

Not hungry? Po, are you all right?

Not that. How did you find peace?

Nothing has changed.

Nothing too dangerous. I mean, they were just, you know...

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you

Now I feel nothing.

Now show me what you were doing there with your feet.

Now we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.

Now, now, now, now, now!

Now, where'd those noodles go?

Now, you old goat, why don't you tell me my...

Now!

Now... answers.

Of course we do.

Of course, you could have eaten it.

Oh, but it's so heavy, Master!

Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys! Yeah!

Oh, hi. Hey, son. You're back.

Oh, it's so good to see you, Po.

Oh, look at him. A lifetime to plot his revenge

Oh, no, not me. It's not safe to speak here.

Oh, no.

Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack.

Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning,

Oh, sorry.

Oh, what do you see?

Oh, would it? Then we use... a sneak attack!

Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?

Oh, you want to know so badly.

Oh, you!

Oh. No, he's got way more.

OK, enough of these riddles! Would you guys spill the beans?

OK, here we go! Here we go!

OK, let's go!

OK.

OK.

OK. I wasn't ready that time.

OK. So, keep it cool. Keep it cool. Keep it cool.

OK. Take aim!

On your feet! And wipe those stupid grins off your faces.

Once we reach the harbour, in front of all the world,

One dumpling, please, Dragon Warrior size.

One of Master Oogway's final teachings.

One panda lives. That does not make you right.

One that breathes fire and spits metal.

Only there were no radishes.

Or?

Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing.

Part of you here, part of you there

Pea...

Peace on.

Perfect!

Perhaps you do remember.

Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain?

Po is the one freaking out.

Po would want us to remain strong. Hard core. Right, Tigress?

Po, get away from him.

Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior

Po, the truth. You had Shen. What happened?

Po, why are you really out here?

Po!

Po!

Po!

Po!

Po!

Po! Bandits! Approaching the Musicians Village.

Po! Incoming!

Po?

Po?

Po? What's he doing here?

Po's having daddy issues.

Poor you, you must feel weak. Let me get you some soup.

Prepare yourself for a hot serving of justice.

Promising someday, this throne would be mine.

Quickly. Use their boats to block the way.

Radish, radish, radish, radish.

Ready?

Ready.

Remember, Dragon Warrior,

Return it! Return it!

Rhino's Horn Defence is impervious to any technique.

Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year,

Right?

Right.

Run, run, little panda!

Saw darker power in the fireworks.

Search the farthest villages! Find more metal!

See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.

Set sail!

Set the soothsayer free. She's no use to me.

She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path,

Shen returned to his parents full of pride.

Shen!

Shen?

Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer.

Skadoosh.

Snack stops.

So all I need to do is just get this thing going.

So hard core, you don't feel anything.

So serious.

So that was stealth mode, huh?

So that's it? I just need inner peace?

So you'd only get like a half of the Year of the Peacock.

So your parents can rest in peace.

So, how did it go? Did you save China?

So, this punching ironwood trees, how long did you have to do that?

So, who are you, panda?

Soft and squishy. Kind of plush and cuddly.

Some choose to meditate for 50 years in a cave just like this...

Some find it through pain and suffering, as I did.

Someday he would return

Someone might want to clean that up.

Sorry, ma'am. Get ready, guys.

Sorry, Po. It's just me.

Souls of platinum.

Sparrow kick!

Stay down.

Stop fighting. Let it flow.

Stop him!

Stop Shen before he gets to the harbour.

Straighten it out!

Strong. Healthy.

Such sad, sad faces.

Surround him.

Take aim.

Take our son and run away! Go!

Take that!

Take that!

Tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on.

Thank you. Thank you for coming to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.

Thanks for carrying me those last few flights. OK.

Thanks, Mantis!

That cute? On second thought, I'll hang on to this one.

That makes no sense.

That must be Shen's palace on the other side of the city.

That was awesome!

That was my... fist.

That was pretty hard core.

That's everything! Let's get out of here.

That's impossible, and you know it.

That's impossible.

That's it? That can't be it. There's gotta be more, Dad!

That's me and you making noodles. And that's me and you eating noodles.

That's severely cool.

That's why I had new signs made.

The beard threw me. It's kind of misleading.

The cup you choose to fill has no bottom.

The dead exist in the past... and I must tend to the future.

The Dragon Warrior!

The Dragon Warrior's mop. He mopped these very floors!

The ferocious Master Croc!

The hard core can't understand.

The hard core do understand.

The mast is not a worthy opponent.

The most important time is now.

The only hero in this town is a dead one!

The only reason you are still alive

The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

The only way out is up.

The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents.

The Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City.

The truth.

The very thing that you clearly do not know!

The Year of the Peacock begins now!

The young lord set out to change his fate.

Then China will know to bow before me.

Then I choose... this!

Then I will kill him and make you wrong.

Then search there!

Then will you finally be satisfied?

There are no more pandas.

There was no note.

There were cabbages, turnips, radishes.

There you are, Soothsayer.

There's something I should tell you.

These are the best cuffs!

They brought great joy and prosperity to the city

They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.

They loved you.

They must be close. I can feel a kung fu chill riding up my spine.

They must be in that jail gathering intelligence,

They wronged me... and I will make it right.

They're in Gongmen Jail on Black Dragon Alley.

They're taking out our gunners, sir. They're getting close.

Thirty eight bean buns!

Thirty three. Stop him!

Thirty years I've waited for this moment.

This is not fortune telling. You're just saying

This plan's nothing like that plan.

This rice is raw!

This was a thriving village.

This way.

Tigress, Double Death Strike!

Tigress, no!

Tigress!

Tigress!

Tigress! Monkey!

Tigress?

Time to make the noodles.

To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.

To make my soup without radishes.

Together.

Try this!

Uncool! Very uncool!

Unless he is stopped, this could be the end of kung fu.

Use the ropes.

Viper, Puppet of Death!

Viper! Mantis!

Wait a second. How can I do this?

Wait, are you serious?

Wait!

Wait! I have to go ba...

Was the worst day of my life.

We did it! I just kung fu ed it! Did you guys see that? I was all like...

We got them. Go!

We meet at last! Yes, that's it.

We move out in three days,

We need to get to that tower without being spotted by those wolves.

We only heard about Master Rhino a few days ago,

We replaced you, dear, with this lovely radish.

We surrender!

We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who are hungry

We're coming for you, Shen!

We're gonna free you from those bonds of injustice. No problem.

We're here to liberate the city and bring Shen to justice.

We're warriors, right? Nerves of steel.

We've lost them.

Well, here's your answer.

Well, I had a pretty good teacher.

Well, I knew you would.

Well, it's the least I can do. You saved China.

Well, light the... thing!

Well, thank you. But I find your evilness extremely annoying.

Well, there was the time you ate all my bamboo furniture.

Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder!

Well, yeah. All the pots and pans that you stole.

Well, you see, son, baby geese come from a little egg.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.

What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.

What are you talking about? I'll cook.

What are you talking about? Where am I?

What did you do? It's chaos up there.

What do you mean he's not here? It's my son's birthday.

What do you mean? Sure it does.

What had brought colour and joy

What happened to stopping Shen?

What is rightfully mine. Gongmen City!

What is that?

What is this place?

What?

What?

What?

What? It's just a stupid nightmare.

What? No. No!

What? They're still alive?

What? Where'd he go?

What's in the box, Shen?

Whatever it is, I will take them down. 'Cause I am in a mood.

When do you think he'll be back?

When the moon is full and the tide is high.

Where are they going?

Where did I come from?

Who do you think I am, peacock?

Who do you think you are, panda?

Who I am.

Who you choose to be.

Who?

Why are we laughing?

Why aren't we firing?

Why did he have to go and save China? I know why.

Why didn't I like pants?

Why didn't you say anything?

Why is it that you cannot?

Why on earth would I do that?

Why... are... there... so... many... signs?!

Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?

Will you stop that!

Wings of Justice!

Wings of Justice!

With despair for dessert.

With purchases.

With the weapon by my si... A little bit more.

With the weapon by my side, all of China will bow before me.

Xiao Po, my little panda.

Yeah, I have the stain to prove it. Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?

Yeah, like you could make me drink that.

Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah...

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Go, go!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. No, I'm fine. I just...

Yeah...

Yep.

Yes, I was there. Yes. I watched as your parents abandoned you.

Yes, sir!

Yes!

Yes! New record! You monster!

Yes! Taste the defeat!

Yes! We're talking about the same night, right?

Yes. Yes, I was.

You and your precious kung fu will die.

You are going to be part of something beautiful.

You are no match for our kung fu.

You bet I am. Although I'd prefer not to.

You can chain my body, but you will never chain my... warrior spirit.

You can hear the Dragon Warrior training right now!

You can't follow me.

You coward!

You did?

You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles.

You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter.

You guys see that? It's called being awesome.

You guys wait and we'll go to 40.

You have a job to do... far from home,

You insolent fool!

You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen.

You know, I think we'll just try again another time.

You know, until you, you know, don't feel anything?

You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose.

You looking for me?

You might have been kind of a...

You probably did some other evil stuff along the way. I don't know.

You stay in your prison of fear with bars made of hopelessness.

You stole all my metal pots for Lord Shen!

You think knowing will heal you, huh?

You want to see? It's a gift.

You were wrong, Soothsayer. We sail to victory tonight.

You! Where are you going?

You! You're mine!

You...

You... You were there.

You'll save those for me, right?

You're better off here.

You're my son.

You're probably hungry. Let me make you something to eat.

You're right.

You're right. Being right makes me right.

You're staying here!

You're staying here.

You've grown up bigger than I thought.

Young Shen was in line to rule Gongmen City.

Your dad? The goose.

Your magic panda is clearly a fool.

Your parents didn't love you.

Your reign of terror comes to an end.

Your story may not have such a happy beginning,

Your training has paid off.

Your turn!

And Croc! Vengeance is served.

and he comes to me on his knees. What? A lifetime?

And this bothers you? Are you kidding me?

and we came to avenge him! You've come to avenge nothing else?

But I just got kung fu! And now you must save it.

But, sir, we'll kill our own. I said fire at them!

Catch of Freedom! Monkey!

Come here! Yeah! Don't ever do that again, please.

Crane, go! I'm on it!

Dad, can I talk to you? Of course, son.

Dad? What...?

Don't ask where the egg comes from. Dad, that's not what I meant.

Don't go, Po! I gotta go.

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Don't shoot! Cross fire! Attack!

False advertising. Enough of this nonsense!

Get 'em! Come on!