Sterling Hayden Soundboard Edit

A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual and certainly without any choice

And as human beings you and I need fresh pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids

And you don't like big shots not when you're bigger sheriff

But the boy's gotta learn sometime that guns aren't necessarily bad depends on who uses 'em

But today war is too important to be left to politicians they have neither the time the training nor the inclination for strategic thought

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face

Don't be funny this is police business

Don't play god just because you've got a gun

Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation fluoridation of water

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater and only pure grain alcohol

He said war was too important to be left to the generals

I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration communist indoctrination communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

I do not avoid women but I do deny them my essence

I don't know how well I could stand up under torture

I thought I got all you guinea hoods locked up

I wouldn't enjoy winning' a postmortem medal any more than you're going to enjoy that postmortem money

I'm confused myself never have seen so many cops what goes on

I'm the only person who knows the three letter code group

If you scream or make one false move he'll murder the boy you understand he'll murder pidge!

It looks like we're in a shooting war

Look if you had the gun what would you do with it stick up a filling station

Look when a house is on fire everybody has to help put it out because the next time it might be your house

On no account will a commie ever drink water and not without good reason

Say look i've got a message here the code word is hangover

Teaching children the art of death and destruction the cruelties the tortures ah he's gotta know these things exist then he can fight against 'em when it's his turn

That's an interesting question what's the interesting answer

That's the way your hard core commie works

The enemy may come individually or he may come in strength he may even come in the uniform of our own troops but however he comes we must stop him

They're planning to assassinate the president which president the president of the united states he arrives here this afternoon

Vodka that's what they drink isn't it never water

Water is the source of all life seven tenths of this earth's surface is water

Well then you'd better say 'mom' it's kind of not polite to say 'she' like that especially about your mother

What the hell are you doing telling me my business

What town is this suddenly suddenly what no no that's the name

What's that code word again hangover

Why do you realize that seventy percent of you is water

Women sense my power and they seek the life essence

You didn't like officers officers big shots yes sir no sir salute sir (spits) big shots

You know I happen to believe in a life after this one and I know i'll have to answer for what i've done and I think I can

You know I knew guys like you killin' was sweet rather kill a man than love a girl a real kick the thrill with the guts

You're digging a big black pit and shoving all of us down into it

Your commie has no regard for human life not even his own