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Michael Palin Michael Palin clips and quotes.

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Michael Palin sound clips and quotes.

All right! we'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits

By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!

Lumberjack Song

No please! this is supposed to be a happy occasion! let's not bicker and argue about who killed who

O lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy

Oh king that's very nice how did you get that by exploiting the workers!

One day lad all this will be yours what the curtains no not the curtains all that you can see stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you

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