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And you are vice president mark yeah but mostly I just made for my father to die
But you're trying to deceive me and I think even some of your animals are fear and talking about a round ones when they are in fact lovable cuddly and surplus to requirements you when every animal ...
Can I ask you a question sure those breasts real yes yes
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I really like you so I was just wondering if one was could ever be enough for a man like you oh
I'm on to you you were going to put that somewhere you're sick is there a history of insanity in your family
Oh I see i'm shooting a memory it's not too much trouble so don't know five you will make it quick though when you what you mean i'm not allowed to talk to them a bit first just for fun
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Oh yes mister sylvester stallone did not get where he is today by playing in jane austen therefore in this SU we require only animals that are potentially violent
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Terribly sorry ladies and gentlemen we're having a little problem getting the right balance with his medication
This is a family zoo not the playboy mansion you pervert
This lady fell mister leonardo shorter should be inspired by chipmunk old gored by a gopher or disemboweled by ticket hasn't she
What the hell do you think you're doing can you keep a lid on it till the sun goes down for god sake just must be working just printing around your celica flamingo with a boner
Yeah so I i sort of feed him some little special titbits teach to decide tidbits keep making bewbs anyway he just loves his nuts
You having dinner dinner it's two o'clock in the morning or were you asleep yes I frequently amit to hammerhead filthy habit I picked up the far east emoji looked if this communique is in any way s...
You know that this stuff when I was in the police for twenty years you know and it's not just hitting people in the head with dicks sticks sticks sorry
You know well you better be careful dressed like that around here people will think you're sleeping your way to the top just as long as they don't think i'm keeping my way to the middle