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Hoyt Axton Hoyt Axton clips and quotes.

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And probably the most important thing don't ever feed him after midnight

Fantastic ideas for a fantastic world I make the illogical logical

I don't believe that all that from water they got wet

Number two keep him away from water don't give him any water to drink whatever you do don't give him a bath

Sir I notice that you're a smoker I said I notice that you're a smoker I see the cigarettes

The competition's a little more advanced than I expected

You know what i'll bet every kid in america would like to have one of these they might even replace the dog as the family pet

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