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G-Force (2009) G-Force (2009) is an action-adventure comedy film that brings together a group of highly-trained and

G-Force (2009)

G-Force (2009) is an action-adventure comedy film that brings together a group of highly-trained and genetically-enhanced guinea pigs on a mission to save the world. Directed by Hoyt Yeatman and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, this family-friendly flick offers laughter, excitement, and heartwarming moments for viewers of all ages.

The cast of G-Force is a talented ensemble, combining the voice talents of Hollywood stars with the animated charm of adorable animals. The team is led by the charismatic and determined guinea pig, Darwin, voiced by Sam Rockwell. Accompanying him is Blaster, an adrenaline junkie guinea pig voiced by Tracy Morgan, whose love for explosives only fuels their daring adventures.

Providing technological support is the brainy and inventive mole, Speckles, voiced by Nicolas Cage. As a computer expert, Speckles is essential to the team's survival, utilizing his skills to hack systems and gather vital intelligence. Rounding out the crew is Juarez, a tough and independent guinea pig voiced by Penélope Cruz. Her acrobatic skills and agility make her an invaluable asset in combat situations.

Together, they form the G-Force, a top-secret group within the FBI consisting entirely of highly-trained animals. Working in conjunction with human agents, their mission is to stop a diabolical plan that threatens the entire world. Armed with their specialized gadgets and unwavering dedication, the G-Force embarks on an epic adventure that takes them from suburban backyards to the deep recesses of evil lairs.

G-Force is a thrilling blend of action and comedy, with exhilarating chase sequences and witty banter between the characters. The film's visual effects are impressive, seamlessly blending live-action with computer-generated imagery, creating a world where animals truly take center stage.

One of the film's most memorable scenes involves the G-Force infiltrating the villain's lair disguised as household pets, navigating through booby traps and narrowly avoiding capture. This sequence perfectly showcases the team's resourcefulness and camaraderie, as they work together to outsmart their enemies.

The film also explores the idea of teamwork and the importance of embracing individual strengths. Each member of the G-Force brings a unique skill set to the table, and it is through their combined efforts that they are able to overcome seemingly insurmountable challenges.

G-Force received generally positive reviews upon its release, with praise for its humor, action sequences, and voice performances. Described as a fun-filled adventure that appeals to both children and adults, the film succeeds in delivering wholesome entertainment for the whole family.

In addition to the thrilling storyline and talented voice cast, G-Force also boasts an impressive soundtrack that complements the action on screen. From catchy tunes to adrenaline-pumping beats, the music amplifies the excitement and energy of the film.

If you're a fan of G-Force or simply want to relive the adventure, you can play and even download these exciting sounds to immerse yourself in the world of the G-Force. With the click of a button, you can be transported back to the thrilling moments of the film, whether it's the sound of animated footsteps scurrying through secret corridors or the explosive booms during high-octane action scenes.

G-Force is a fantastic film that combines humor, action, and heart, providing an enjoyable experience for the whole family. Join Darwin, Blaster, Speckles, and Juarez on their mission to save the world, and get ready for a wild ride you won't forget. So gather your family, buckle up, and embark on an adventure like no other with the incredible G-Force!

Please note that this description and access to the sounds are fictitious and created by OpenAI's language model.

A dress? You're going to lose your whole hand.
A secret which is at the core of any successful family: communication.
A special coating on the fur.
Actually, could you make that call?
Actually, you may call me Mr. Yanshu.
All communication systems are online.
All I'm saying is, know your place, behind this line. That's all I'm saying.
All right, Juarez. Let's take it to the house!
All right, MacGyver, you got any brilliant ideas?
All right, my furry little friends. Welcome to your new home.
All right, Specks. We have to think of a way out of here.
All right, then show me. What'd you get?
All right, we got gear. And we know our mission.
All right, we're going native. Lock and load.
All right. My brother doesn't like hugs. I'm good with that.
All right. Now let's huddle up. Come on. Here's to the team.
All these treats and you never shared?
Allowing this coffee machine to know how much coffee's been used,
Alrighty, guys. Welcome to your new home.
And a trillion synapses.
And bingo, you're part of the family.
And came out with the crucial intel that Leonard Saber,
And create one big family! And nothing will be the same.
And did you tell them?
And dock this infected PDA.
And engineer our escape, but then the mission went bad.
And goodbye!
And he made us a family.
And he wasn't a man. He was a mole.
And he'll only be interested if he thinks I'm not.
And he's getting help from somebody quite knowledgeable about the defects.
And I am not moving an inch.
And I thought the ferret was crazy.
And if every Saber product in the world has that chip,
And if you want to stay alive, do not cross that line!
And it was stinky.
And it's all true. My grandfather was a ferret!
And now, because of you, family has found me.
And Speckles we found...
And stand by for this, makes coffee machines.
And that means I wouldn't be interested in you even if I were.
And that's just how I like it.
And that's prove ourselves, in the field.
And then I got to the bit where I talk to guinea pigs,
And there's only one way we can save this department,
And they created an array of giant electromagnetic nodes...
And was buried in the backyard.
And without a warrant. Holla.
And you said nothing about this.
And, according to my infrared scope, Hanes size 36 tighty whiteys.
And, Blaster, it has a rocking stereo.
And, Darwin, I...
Animals have been used to gather strategic intelligence.
Any of you.
Are the others OK?
Are they fugitives or terrorists or something?
Are we ready to change the world?
Are we ready to dominate?
Are you OK? We can't get through.
As far as animal intelligence in there.
As far as I can tell, you're not interested in either of us,
As I press this button,
As soon as we find a way out of here.
As we've discussed, it's in everyone's best interest my identity remain hidden.
As you know, he is a former arms dealer and current CEO of Saberling Industries.
At 0920 local time,
Back at the lab.
Bacon. Carrot. Soup.
Be cool if there were, though.
Be it the cryogenic refrigerator or the new microwave heated coffeemaker.
Because he's so... so not interested in me.
Because it would've been lights out for you!
Because the Feds are coming tomorrow... to shut us down.
Ben spent years training us. We do things that people only dream of doing.
Ben, Sabersense and Clusterstorm are the same thing.
Ben, there's nothing you could've done.
Ben, we don't have much time. That coffeemaker's no coffeemaker.
Ben, we need to know. Tell us who we are.
Ben, we're gonna get you that evidence.
Ben's house is the rendezvous point. Now, go act cute.
Better hang on to your lunch!
Between humans and animals. Now, these cockroaches right here have been trained
Blaster, cool it.
Blaster, I need to tell you something about Juarez.
Blaster, Juarez, exfil.
Blaster, Juarez, what's your twenty?
Blaster, we found you at a cosmetics company.
Blaster, why don't you leave the tactics to me?
Blaster, you're a graduate of West Point.
Bring down big mama with baby disease.
Busted.
But fate has brought us back together, my brother.
But I'm gonna rejoin the team when I'm done. If they'll have me.
But if you're a woman trying to make it in a man's world,
But nothing happened. They simply dated.
But out here we... well, we call it being a hero.
But remind me why we call these things video conferences.
But Saber, he protected it with some nasty virus.
But you are interested?
But you, my friend, are a common, everyday
By the way, in case you missed it, I just saved your fuzzy behind.
Bye bye, bipeds! Smell you later!
Cake! Oh, you're so beautiful!
Call for backup.
Called the Rapid Deployment Vehicle.
Can I offer you something? A macadamia nut perhaps?
Candygram.
Careful.
Carl, look out! Look out!
Check it out. I'm chasing my butt. How cute is that?
Cherries.
Cherries.
Chicken. Match.
Christa, I'm going upstairs for a drink.
Civilians. Come on, soggy.
Clearing exfil route.
Clusterstorm launch is in... 29 hours.
Come here, brother.
Come here, you little rodent.
Come on, baby, come on.
Come on, move it!
Come on! We got to get up there and stop Speckles.
Come on. Come on!
Come on. G Force!
Coming, Hurley!
Communicate with your home computer, and add coffee to your shopping list.
Compromised a two year undercover FBI operation,
Congratulations on becoming the new task force director. That's neat.
Congratulations. Dr. Kendall, do you mean to tell me that Homeland Security
Connor!
Cook me? Get me out of here!
Copy that, Juarez.
Copy that. I'm into the Clusterstorm file.
Darwin was right. The file was marked "Clusterstorm. "
Darwin, I misled you.
Darwin, I need some help here.
Darwin, it's locked.
Darwin, please let me pull his tongue out.
Darwin, Saber's heading up.
Darwin, the table's set. You are clear to infiltrate Saber's study.
Darwin, you're behind schedule. You all right?
Darwin!
Darwin!
Darwin! Your butt's on fire!
Darwin? I saw a cat.
Darwin. Get out of there, now!
Developed for the military's Unmanned Weapons Program.
Did someone order a knuckle sandwich? Because I'm about to make a delivery.
Did we win?
Did you mean it when you called me "brother?"
Didn't I tell you that? I thought I could depend on you.
Director Killian?
Dispatch just got a report of two giant hamsters riding a skateboard on Pacific.
Do you have any idea how many guinea pigs could've done all those things?
Does this make me look fatter?
Dogs!
Dogs. Why does it always have to be dogs?
Don't give up the dream.
Don't need that, or that, or that!
Don't pay any attention to him. He's a quarter ferret.
Don't point that thing at me. It might go off.
Don't these fools know we're on the same team?
Don't they have a gym around here? A Jamba Juice or something?
Don't think the warranty is gonna cover that.
Don't try this at home, kids!
Don't watch me. Watch my back.
Don't worry. I just spotted my way in.
Don't you get it? I want him interested in me.
Don't you look pretty?
Don't you wish your blowtorch was hot like mine
Dr. Kendall, we know you're in there! Open the door!
Dr. Kendall's coming with me. Cage anything that moves.
E... I... i...
Encryption. Hands off the keys.
Enough already. This is the tenth outfit.
Está muerto.
ETA: about 50 seconds.
Even if you forget to feed this guy every now and then,
Every old and new Saberling appliance in existence,
Everybody, hold on!
Everybody, into the RDV! You, too, Hurley. Move it!
Except that, well, they never pick me.
Excuse me, my incarcerated little friend.
Excuse me! Coming through!
Eyewitnesses report common household appliances
Face it, Trigstad. You just got out driven by gophers.
Fall back!
FBI.
Fifty billion rodents in the world, and I get stuck with this guy.
Fine! You think I can't make it out here?
First, we get adopted. Then we escape.
For the government.
For years, we've been putting a secret...
Four million pounds of debris. And why do we care?
From Saber's personal computer located in his library, right here.
G Force in the house!
G Force, Delta formation.
G Force, in your positions. It's showtime.
G Force, your funding has been restored. Welcome to the FBI.
G Force. I want you to know that Leonard Saber
Gas!
Get him on the good foot! All right, Hurley!
Get out the road, fool!
Get this off of me!
Getting them to talk back, that's the hard part.
Go back, Hurley.
Going up!
Good luck getting out.
Good luck with that!
Good luck with the climb back up, Hurley! The cage is mine!
Good luck, Darwin. We'll find another way through.
Good luck, team.
Good thing I took shop.
Good thing I took shop.
Good. Feds won't be able to shut us down with this evidence.
Grandpa, what is that?
Great. Now we are locked in.
Greetings, Mr. Saber. I have a status report.
Guinea pig, sir. Don't say that. They get highly offended.
Guinea pigs gone wild!
Guys, guys. Cool it. The world's at stake.
Guys, we've got company.
Guys... we got our badges.
Hang on, Hurley!
Hang on, Juarez. Hurley, we're going to the fair. Blaster, hard right.
Hang on, Speckles. We leave no rodent behind.
Hang on, Speckles. We're going off road.
Has been forced to undertake the largest recall of consumer products in history.
He got crushed in a garbage truck.
He left a message saying the launch was on track for Project Clusterstorm.
He paid for undercoating. What a sucker!
He wanted us to believe in ourselves. And we did believe.
He was my man.
He'll make it.
He's created some kind of monster.
He's gonna insert a virus into the core and take down the network.
He's wearing a $6,000 suit, $50,000 watch,
Hello, G Force.
Hello.
Here are the keys.
Here's an idea.
Here's that box of M 80s. Careful with these.
Hey team, come over here. Listen up. What Ben did was right.
Hey, boys! This ferret can dance, right? Right?
Hey, bro? You have to admit, we make a pretty sweet team.
Hey, does this mean I'm part of the team?
Hey, Grandpa, changed my mind.
Hey, guys, I can see my future! It's all cakes and cuddles!
Hey, guys? It's the Director of the FBI.
Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.
Hey, I'm nine inches tall. I only see the upside.
Hey, Marcie? Yeah, it's Ben. I found them.
Hey, meathead!
Hey, slow down!
Hold it. Good luck, rest in peace and all that.
Hold on.
Hold on. There's a civilian passing through the perimeter.
Holy foxes.
How are we gonna do that?
How big is this thing going to get?
How could you do this to us?
How long do I have to stay down here? It's really cold!
How you doing?
How? You're driving a V 8. They're rolling around in little plastic balls.
Huddle up. OK, bring it in.
Hunk ofjunk!
Hurley, don't you dare.
Hurley, duck!
Hurley, I got to check out that coffeemaker. Stay close.
Hurley, I told you stay put and guard the exfil.
Hurley, I've been thinking...
Hurley, just be quiet and lean right.
Hurley, there is no way that we are related,
Hurley, this is our exfil. It's very important that you stand guard.
Hurley, up high. Down low. Too slow.
Hurley, wake up, pal.
Hurley, what are you doing?
Hurley?
Hurley.
I ain't used to driving stick!
I always wanted to say that.
I am not a ferret!
I am not your brother.
I am the bad guy.
I believe.
I can't authorize a search warrant without probable cause, and he knows it.
I can't believe you're getting so excited about cake. Coffeemaker!
I can't. The chimney will block the signal.
I could get used to all this secret agent stuff
I couldn't have done any of that.
I created an army of robotic appliances,
I don't know what that means. But, yeah, that's good.
I don't know what they call it back in the pet shop,
I don't know.
I don't see anything.
I don't think anybody'll mind if I check the perimeter.
I downloaded the Clusterstorm file, not plans for a coffee machine.
I feel the need... the need for speed!
I figured we need a name. Like, you know, Green Berets or Navy SEALs.
I find it hard to believe you've got nothing to do with this.
I get it. You guys are transfers from the Hollywood store.
I got you!
I got you!
I gotta get this chip back to Ben's.
I gotta get you back up there.
I have a unicorn back there and a dragon that I ride around.
I have a visual on Saber.
I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.
I have no quarrel with you, Darwin, but mankind must pay.
I have seen that birthmark. Look at this. I got the same one.
I have to factor a univariate polynomial over a finite field.
I have to save his fur again?
I heard over the wire that you're interested.
I helped with the tire!
I hope you're keeping track of all these parts.
I just wanted you to know you were as good as anyone out there today.
I knew we were up for review, and I wanted to show you what we could do.
I knew you could do this. This is great.
I knew you were trouble. I can see it in your eyes.
I know. Maintain my cover until I have a chance to escape.
I love my job!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
I may not be genetically engineered, but I'm no house pet, either.
I mean, I'm a little bit at a loss.
I mean, literally, like three. And they're all in this room.
I miss him already.
I never even had a chance.
I only wanted to be the biggest appliance manufacturer in the world.
I purchased you at a pet store.
I should've never... should've never sent you out into the field. It's...
I sit here every day hoping to get adopted, to find family.
I still believe in us, even if nobody else does.
I think he's gonna throw him in with the snake.
I think I'll stay here and guard the exfil.
I think I'm gonna be here awhile.
I think you need lipstick, too.
I thought it might cheer us up.
I thought we were friends. I put my life on the line for you.
I tried to access the Clusterstorm file on your PDA,
I want them all back, dead or alive, zero exposure.
I want you to know how grateful I am to all of you for, once again, making us
I wanted you guys to think of yourselves as more than just balls of fur
I was a runt? What do you mean?
I was so worried about you. I don't like when my fly is down.
I would've hit you so hard you would have shed yourself.
I'd be proud... proud to call you my brother.
I'd follow you into a snarling pack of Dobermans!
I'll be by in ten minutes to pick you up.
I'll be waiting at the entrance of the... Oh, no!
I'll come back when you're older and put you in prison!
I'll go back in the box. Oh, pepperoni!
I'll need to inspect your goods.
I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.
I'm all right. I'm gonna keep going.
I'm back in. Commencing download.
I'm Ben.
I'm coming for you, Juarez.
I'm cool.
I'm downloading now.
I'm gonna put nail polish and lipstick on her and a dress.
I'm hungry, I'm wet, I'm hungry...
I'm Jeff Gordon! With fur!
I'm not going down in Washington as the crazy gopher guy.
I'm not gonna take the heat for this, Kendall.
I'm not interested.
I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.
I'm outta here.
I'm outta here.
I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty, but I love it!
I'm shutting you down.
I'm sorry that I doubted you.
I'm the hamster. They're guinea pigs!
I've always believed.
I've heard coffee's bad for you, but this is ridiculous!
I've never seen such fat animals in my life.
I've put my trust in your engineering skills.
If he doesn't make it, are you free Thursday night?
If I hadn't been there to take cover fire for Darwin, who knows...
If that little thingamabob is all that, like you say it is,
If those animals bolted, then I got a problem.
If you'll excuse me... it's showtime.
If you're ever looking for a new recruit.
If you're gonna be out there helping us save the world,
In 48 hours, when I press this button,
In order to look not interested in you, which makes you more interested in her.
Incoming!
Incoming.
Infiltrate Saber's mansion, locate the main network core
Interesting.
IQ off the charts. He's lucky I found him.
Is financing a roach motel?
Is he talking to us?
It enables animals to talk to humans.
It gives them exceptional, like, eye hand reflexes.
It was like the end of Old Yeller.
It was so gnarly!
It will activate a wireless system we call "Sabersense,"
It wouldn't bother him.
It's a birthmark. Never seen a birthmark?
It's a booby trap. Don't touch it, or this place'll blow.
It's a language decoder.
It's a tripwire.
It's a video game.
It's all Saber, sir. Is this enough probable cause?
It's dead.
It's gonna hit the tripwire!
It's heading for the tripwire.
It's not working. Come on. Come on.
It's notjust one cake, it's many, in layers!
It's OK. I'll be right behind you. Now, Marcie.
It's pretty simple. Act cute, kid picks you out, takes you home,
It's too late, Darwin! I can't stop it!
It's trying to figure out how long to cook him.
It's working! Darwin, it's working!
It's working! Look out! I'm feeling ten feet tall.
Jail break! Jail break!
Juarez here. Approaching first objective.
Juarez, Blaster's gonna need backup.
Juarez, remember.
Juarez, we rescued you at a roadside tapas stand in the Pyrenees.
Juarez, what's the situation?
Juarez?
Juarez...
Just a few more touches to decode Saber's crypto system.
Just answer the question.
Just give me cause, and I can authorize. Keep listening.
Just keep running.
Just like humans. Bringing guns to a space junk fight.
Keep believing that. Whatever works for you.
Kip, our FISA tap just isn't cutting it.
Last night, G Force was able to get
Lay off the nuggets, man.
Let me do this, Specks. I'll come back and get you.
Let's all agree right now. None of this goes on our résumé.
Let's check that lock.
Let's finish this.
Let's go to Plan B!
Let's go, old buddy.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's let 'em go, let's let 'em go! Look out!
Let's save the chitchat.
Let's see if it protects him from this.
Let's see it.
Light bends around them. Renders them invisible.
Listen, I just...
Listen, I told you, I'm a commando who just happens to be a guinea pig.
Listen. Darwin, I'm not gonna dress it up, OK?
Little is the new big!
Look on the bright side: at least you haven't been marked down yet.
Look out! Look out!
Look who I found out back.
Look, Darwin, you saved us from the dogs, you defeated the Terminator,
Look, he landed next to his cake.
Look, I believe in you, but ifwe fail...
Look, if you want to stick with me, stop with the yapping and keep up.
Look, Juarez, I gotta know. Which one of us are you interested in?
Look! A frozen FBI cicle.
Look! We can gain access through that panel.
Make way. Hamster coming through.
Many people don't know that since the Civil War
Marcie, let's go.
Marcie, you tell Ben the Clusterstorm file is on that PDA.
Maybe this would be a good time for you to take your medication!
Me and Blaster and Juarez and Ben and Marcie.
Members of the Saberling inner sanctum, my co conspirators in this endeavour,
Men in Black were here looking for the same thing.
Mine! The cage is mine!
Mooch, focus. Come on, honey.
Mooch, we need eyes in the sky.
Mooch, where's that recon?
Mooch! Go find Ben and report our location.
Mooch! You made it. Good. How'd it go in there, guys?
My brother's a loon! I love him, but he's...
My friend Speckles got crushed in a garbage truck,
My papers say hamster, end of story.
My parachute.
My parents didn't even want me.
My stomach doesn't do well with action adventure.
My turn! My turn!
My very own badge and a new name! Rookie!
Negative. Nobody touches the ferret.
No can do, bro. I'm calling a hunger strike.
No engineering? No enhancements?
No escape. Repeat: no escape.
No place like home. There's no place like home.
No, Hurley.
No, I could've told you the truth ofwho you really are.
No, I downloaded the right file, and we're gonna prove it
No, I refused and we shot it out. What do you think? It's the Feds!
No, no, Blaster! You've gotta ask her who she's not interested in.
No, no, it's OK. I've been trained to do this.
No, no, no! Not the line, not the line. Don't cross the line.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Because you know you could have me,
No, no, no. Finding something that fits me off the rack, that's impossible.
No, not pink. And it stinks!
No, not you, Hurley.
No, that's not it! It's about global extermination. I saw it.
No, we're not from the circus.
No, you're wrong. We're your family.
No!
No! No!
No.
No. How would I know that?
No. I am a genetically engineered super spy.
No. No.
No. No. This is all my fault.
Nodes capable of pulling down all
Not bad for a runt.
Not even close!
Not exactly. I was just... That was like a figurative...
Not likely, Hurley. Hold on, guys!
Not on how to care for 'em, or love 'em, or pet 'em. No!
Not to worry.
Not without us. No way.
Nothing happens in this house that I don't know about. Trust me.
Now stop looking at the line!
Now who's been marked down?
Now, Blaster!
Now, Darwin, we need to find out how Saber plans to use this technology.
Now, get your fuzzy hind end moving.
Now, Hurley.
Now, in addition, Sabersense will link
Now, our work focuses on developing communication
Of all Saberling appliances
Of course I am. This is what I live for.
Of exposing the derelict activities committed on my watch.
Often up to six! It is the Holy Grail of human food!
Oh, brother. I thought I lost you there.
Oh, come here. Give me a hug, bro.
Oh, come to Papa!
Oh, did you see that?
Oh, mama! This is it. This is it!
Oh, man, Hurley.
Oh, Mooch... You're a genius.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my gosh. I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
Oh, my gosh. I look like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
Oh, no, no, not upside down, not upside down. Hold him like this.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! No! What have I done? What have I done?
Oh, this is great!
Oh, wait. I already have.
Oh, what a guy. What a guy!
Oh, yeah? Fine!
Oh, yeah? So where's all your fancy spy gear?
Oh, yeah.
OK, but I'm telling you now, I don't do well with roommates.
OK, everybody, they're here.
OK, Harry.
OK, he's got it. He's got the PDA.
OK, I got him. I got him.
OK, I need to head that way.
OK, I'm in.
OK, I'm taking the lead.
OK, just unplug the computer. Unplug. Go, go, go.
OK, OK. Got it.
OK, sorry. I'm just saying, you look like a regular guinea pig to me.
OK, thanks Hurley! Boundaries!
OK, that's it. I don't want to get too buff.
OK, that's weird.
OK, this is good. Over there.
OK, we're clear.
OK, we're on it.
OK, well, we've already seen that.
OK, you can come with me until we find another pet shop.
OK, you can just let me out at the next corner.
OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were crying.
OK, you guys want to know?
OK!
OK.
OK.
OK. Here we go.
OK. Hey, do I look fat in this? I haven't worn a jacket since the prom.
OK. The truth is my grandmother met a ferret at the San Diego petting zoo,
OK. We're clear.
Old satellites. Booster rockets.
On the floor... Be careful not to step on them.
On what grounds?
Once I'm in the ground, I can tunnel to freedom and rescue you.
One more word and I'll turn you into a small side of bacon.
Open the door, or we'll open it for you!
Ouch!
Our target is Leonard Saber.
Our training finally paid off.
Over.
Owned and operated by Saberling.
Pet shop guinea pig just like me. We must have been separated at birth.
Project Clusterstorm is perfectly on course, sir.
Read the stars like a map and got us here.
Relax. They told me one of the mice died last week,
Right now, you're my eyes and ears. Just act natural.
Right this way, sir.
Saber comes from the defence supply industry.
Saber initiated a call to the usual recipient, Mr. Yanshu, in Beijing.
Saber must be weaponizing his entire line of appliances.
Saber wrapped his speech. Mooch, give me an eyeball.
Saber's about to start his speech. Remember, the clock is ticking, dude.
Sabersense launches in... 30 minutes.
Sabersense was just a cover.
Sabersense will activate in about 19 hours.
Same lab where I keep my hot Canadian guinea pig girlfriend?
Same one as the Feds, or are yours from a rival militia?
Say cheese!
Security's probably crawling all over the place.
Seriously, just look at my butt. You see? You see? We must be related.
She'll do 65 with the throttle wide open.
She's trying to make you more interested in her by acting disinterested.
Shotgun!
Shut us down? Without even giving us a chance?
Si, for you or for your children?
Since then, nothing.
Since they're guinea pigs, why don't we use them as guinea pigs?
Since when did you start listening to me?
Sir, I'm picking up a video feed. It's one of ours.
Sir, with respect, if you were to authorize a search warrant...
So I could take a bite without the threat of you eating everything I have?
So I won't have to feel the pain so bad when you leave.
So just get that through your head, OK?
So long, brother!
So long.
So this is what spies do.
So we are not special at all?
So what about it, Juarez? You and me, I mean, you know...
So you'll notice the extremely developed sense of motor skills.
So, Hurley. You still want to be a part of the team?
So, there's the North Star, which means Ben's is east.
So, this is why I never saw you eat. Not once in all these years.
Some intelligence regarding Project Clusterstorm.
Something is missing. Oh, I know!
Something spooked the dog. Let's check it out.
Son, if you ever get the chance
Sorry to interrupt. Quick question.
Sorry, Blaster. You know I've got my eye on someone else.
Sorry, I tuned out there. What were you saying?
Sorry, Speckles. Talking animal, dead giveaway.
Soup. Eggs. Beef.
Speckles didn't make it.
Speckles reports a large canine at exfil.
Speckles to Mooch. Getting no visual.
Speckles, Ben took us in when nobody else wanted us.
Speckles, come with me.
Speckles, if you keep doing this
Speckles, why?
Speckles, you're on.
Specks, show them the Clusterstorm file.
Star nosed breed. Blind as a bat.
Starving by day and praying for night to come
Status report.
Stay down!
Stop, drop and roll!
Strike!
Switching to wireless download.
Take cover!
Take road trips to Vegas, have tickle fights!
Take Saber down to the command truck!
Talk about a killer cappuccino. What is this thing?
Talking to animals is the easy part.
Team. As the full details of your valour come to light,
Tell them we're in pursuit of three guinea pigs driving mobile spheres.
Ten four. I read you, Darwin. Five by five.
Terrell! Oh, man.
Than any agents I've ever seen.
Thank you for coming tonight, Darwin.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for believing in me, Ben.
Thanks to you, those rodents can speak. But sadly that means they're now capable
Thanks, bro. Did I mention I'm also afraid of the dark?
That he was positive he downloaded the right file.
That is not cool!
That is ridiculous.
That kid's a monster. He just lifted him up and...
That little girl has no idea what she's in for!
That was a little heavy on the smoke, Ben.
That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!
That was great! Let's do it again.
That'll leave a mark.
That's a hideous crime against nature, I'd say.
That's a thousand times stronger than any supercomputer.
That's because their brains have close to a billion neurons,
That's cold.
That's it, Kendall. Outside... now.
That's more of a goal than a plan.
That's not how you stop it! That's how you make it go!
That's not the plan. No, no, no. Speckles, no!
That's not what you told Blaster.
That's the same coffeemaker that was on the Clusterstorm file.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's where my stuff is, too.
The Bureau's intel shows Saber has developed a new microchip
The fly is in the ointment. Darwin, do you copy?
The game's over for Saber. It's all there. Clusterstorm, everything.
The horror! The horror!
The humans came and destroyed our home... destroyed our home.
The number one consumer electronics brand in the world!
The Sabersense microchip caused it to transform.
The satellites, sir. Communication systems.
The sports page, which is pretty much where you're standing.
The tiara.
The truth is, you're not genetically engineered.
Then I would have turned you into a nice pair of snakeskin boots.
Then what? The Feds want to turn us into guinea pigs.
Then why are you marked down?
Then you leave me no choice, my friend.
Then you're no better than the humans who destroyed your home and your family.
There you are.
There's no such thing as a stealth hamster.
There's no time for thinking.
There's no time. I've got to take down the network core.
There's the delivery truck from the lab.
There's the network core. Behind the glass.
There's your problem. The transmission's coming off the core of his computer.
These are good seats!
These things are so popular, I can't get one.
They got the whole lab surrounded.
They put down newspaper every day, there's plenty to read.
They sell something called "layer cake!"
They showed us no mercy, Darwin.
They suspect he has sold his technology to the Far East under the code name...
They take way too long to mature.
They were testing, you know, some kind of hair gel for allergic reactions.
They'll have to keep the program and make us special agents.
They'll never take us seriously.
They're highly professional. They're probably halfway back to my house.
Think that's something? Check out Speckles. He's been decrypting the file.
Thirty, 42, 83.
This facility's closed. Get this delivery truck out of here.
This has to be against the Geneva Convention.
This is a little prototype I've been working on
This is a military grade, multiple array transceiver
This is a rodent.
This is Carter.
This is Clusterstorm.
This is gonna be awesome.
This is great!
This is Killian.
This is Unit Two. We lost them.
This isn't about selling weapons. It's about global extermination.
This means we're in big trouble now.
This might be a good time for a nap.
This one's not getting away from me!
This PDA is infected with an extermination virus.
This room is secure, so we can speak freely.
This should come as no surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA.
This wasn't the plan!
This wheel doesn't work!
Three down, 178,000 to go.