Chevy Chase Soundboard Edit

Bloodsucking dog kissing brainless dick less hopeless heartless fat assed bug eyed stiff legged spotty lipped worm headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Can I refill your eggnog get you something to eat drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead

Cathrine if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks I think we're all in for a very big treat thank you

Dad dad dad you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination thank you thank you

Don't talk at all #national lampoon #european vacation #stop talking #be quiet #no talking #sssh #silence #hush #shut up

How did you get through it I had a lot of help from jack daniels

I didn't go berserk I simply solved a problem

I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap lying no good rotten four flushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant

It's a bit nipply out I mean nippy out what did I say nipple

Pig In A Poke

Surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now

We got your christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us corporate cards

What's wrong with the dog oh he's just yacking on a bone he's got it up he's all right now

Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big bend over and i'll show you

You smell something fried pussycat

'tis the season to be merry