Spies Like Us Movie Soundboard Edit

Ah, oh. Mind if I play through? Doctor. Doctor. Glad I'm not sick.

Ah. However. Order pack. My heart attack. Are your pants all right? Everybody, please stand back. I am a trained cardiovascular respiratory emergency assist technician. I want all of you to stand b...

Are there any Paraguayans here? No. Well, of course they're requests for subsidies was not a Paraguayan as it is. As it were the United States government would never have. As if the President, our ...

Aren't you taking this test tomorrow? What? The Foreign Service Board? Yeah, sure. Well, don't you have to study? No. Are you kidding? I know the FSD exam class backwards. I've taken it three times...

Come on, super spy. I think it's something. You're the diplomat. Talk to them. All right, stop right there and I'll bring back the sun. OK, this is my sister. You can all have her. I hear she's ver...

Cut the sucker. This man is dead.

Did you hear that? Yeah. It's a Dick for. What's the ticker to pee with?

Did you hear that? Yeah. It's a Dick for. What's the ticker to pee with?

Do the driving and shifts. One guy I'll drive, another we'll sleep. OK, I'll drive you sleep. Wake me up when you get tired, OK? Goodnight, goodnight. Right, right. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed b...

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor and doctor. We...

Doctor. Isn't that incision a bit high for an appendix? Do you want to do the operation? Fine. You come on up here and you do it inhouse. He was cutting into his chest. Did you see me cut into his ...

Every minute you don't tell us why you're here, I cut off a finger. Mine ears feel worse.

General slime, Sir. Yes Sir. It's a collect call from ****stan. From Mr. Ruby. A Mr. Fitz Hume. What are folks? Sorry Will just be another minute. Thank you for your patience. It's person to person...

God, the pressure. You can't take it. I can't tell them I can't, can't do it. I can't put page ohh God yeah.

God's sake, show some balls. I think it's too late to try to impress him.

Here we are. I'm Hadley's internal medicine. And doctor Lafone communicable diseases, Dr. Boyer, bacteriology and Doctor Stinson, Marston and Gill of the Northampton Trauma Institute and Doctor Amh...

I was going to do your family a favor and hook up the Disney Channel for free. Well, forget it.

I'm sorry I'm late. I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay at the very end when I found out I received nothing. Broke my arm.

It's one of these people, our contact. OK. Who led the American League in home runs in 1953? I'll handle this. Comma hello, Sawyer. Dima Rapic SAR de Pollo la para estimar kawai shape.

It's soul finger by the bar Kays. They must be having trouble getting gigs.

Maybe your deck's not so dumb. Got me through high school.

Maybe your Dick's not so dumb. Got me through high school.

My objective? Well, I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner, and then she won't put out for you.

Oh. Would you hold my wallet while I take the test, please? There's $1000 in there. Or maybe there isn't. You know what I mean. Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test? Wha...

That was a static filled, triple scrambled microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese, while the Chinese were only using a simple polyphonically group 20 square digit k...

Uh, Colonel, we were just talking and we've had loads in front of here. And, you know, we met new friends and had a great lunch. Wasn't a great lunch. Yeah, the tuna and cream casserole was beautif...

Wait a minute. What's going on here? You have a tent?

We are here today to guarantee the personal freedom of every American. And we should never forget the words of President John F Kennedy, who said. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what...

We need a plan. Let's play dead.

We need a plan. Let's play dead.

We're just hitching a ride with these guys. They won't make us jump. Jump. No chance. We won't have to jump online. Skype too far. Let's go, let's go, go. What does he mean, go? Come on, come on. Y...

Well, I think it's our duty as American operatives to follow her and find out what she's up to. You just want to follow her? No, you're thinking with your Dick.

What is your objective? My objective? Well, I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you. Why are you here? Why am I here? Why are you here? Why...

What's it say, pussy? I don't think that's very fair. All these guys had swords. What are we supposed to do?

What's this? You don't want it?

You also call me. That's a good idea.

You know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange Afro.

You mean you don't feel a certain degree of urgent pressure on the inner wall of your bladder now, right at this moment? No, I'm fine.

You should go too. What are you, my mother? Don't you think I'm capable of determining my own time to go to the bathroom? So isn't now one of those times? No. You mean you don't feel a certain degr...