Tourettes Guy Soundboard 2 Edit

AAAAAASSSSSSSS

AAASSSSSS

About ten minutes ago

All right

All you ever do is stay at home, play with your tits, and look at your ass at the same time!

And don't load it up with a bunch of bullshit!

And give me some shit to drink

And it made me feel like a piece of SHIT!

And once you see my dick, you won't want it!

And then the manager called me a dumbass, like he's my dad and shit!

Apparently, nobody gives a shit, so....fuck him!

Are you shitting me??

Ass

Ass

Ass

Ass

Asshole

Aw, Damnit

Aw, fuck you, you're grounded!

Bacon and eggs, dear.

BALLS

Bastard

Because you don’t think the garbage disposal, sounds like chewbacca taking a shit! That’s why!

Big black woman with big tits you can't miss her

Bitch

BITCH

BITCH!

Bull shit!

Bullshit

But she's old as fuck

Buttfuck

By the time I got to the last clock, my ass turned to Jell-O!

Call

Call dad

Calm down. Calm down! Don't get a big DICK!

Can I have a large pizza

Car Alarm

Car Honk

Chewbacca

Chewbacca

Coughing

Coughing

Coughing

Coughing

Coughing

Could you do me a big favour!

Damn

Damn

Damn it

Damn, these fishsticks are hard as TITS!

Damnit

Dick

Dick Head

Dick!

Don't talk shit about Total!

Don't you EVER talk about my dick without my permission!

Door Banging

Dumb ass

Duuhhhh!

Eat my short dick!

Faggot

Fashion bug

Fat ass!

Find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot!

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck him!

Fuck horses!

Fuck salt!

Fuck the lottery

Fuck the phone

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!

Fuck you kid you're a dick

Fuck you, head and shoulders!

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you in the ass!

Fucking hang up my ass!

Fucking piece of shit

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Garbage disposal

Gas!

Go count your dick

Go put a shirt on

Go to your room

Go touch his dick!

Ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

He played Data on Star Trek.

He's a long-legged, pissed-off Puerto Rican.

He's an ass

He’s probably getting fucked in the ass!

Head and shoulders my ass

Holy Dumb fuck

Holy fuck

Holy piss

Holy shit

Holy Shit

Holy shit

Horse manure!

I answered your damn phone!

I bought your colgate toothpaste

I called her a bitch right in front of her tits!

I can't see shit

I did always you still have all your pants and uncles

I don't give a shit

I don't have time for this chickenshit bullshit

I don't wanna switch phone companies

I gotta take a piss, and when I get back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies.

I had to turn on my clock back an hour

I have balls!

I have to live in this hellhole.

I have to talk it over yesterday I was in a car take a shit

I hope this is the puff daddy version of this song, not that sting piece of shit

I love butterball

I love my grandma Janelle. Sweetest person in the world, and God bless her....

I love you

I meant this thing, not my dick!

I walked in to pick up my fucking glasses I couldn't stop calling people dicks

I wanna cook all that bisque with your dick

I wanna fuck her with my own ass

I want two Biggie fries....

I want two cheeseburgers. And I want pickles and ketchup on them.

I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!

I'd kill myself too if my last name was....

I'd like to meet the mother fucker who named it Fashion Bug, and shove a broom up his ass!

I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in MY shit!

I'd like to tit-fuck her ass.

I'll kick your ass

I'll throw my shoes st your faggot ass!

I'm going to **** you

I'm pissed!

I'm sorry I can't fucks

If I don't get a full refund, I'm gonna take you to small claims court, and take MY business to COMCAST.

Is it crap

It's easy for Dennis to give a shit, because Dennis is so full of SHIT.

It's embarrassing as FUCK to have an ASS

It’s what happens when Alex trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass, during an earthquake!

KISS MY ASS

Last night...

Last time I gave a shit I got fucked

Let me tell you about a porcupines balls

Lick my balls

Men's ASSES

Mother fucker, you hit me in the dick!

My COCK

My grandpa died 15 years ago

My son brought home some cases of pickles

My tits

No

No

No

No go find out where the fuck noise coming from

Oh bob Saget

Oh no

Oh shi...piss

Oh shit

Oh, Bob Saget!

Oh, Bob Saget!

Oh, for crying out loud; I said bacon and eggs!

Or

Or cock

Or Cock

Or cock!

Out

Phone Ring

Piiiiissss

Piss

Piss

Piss!

Pissing out the window, and shitting out the window, are two different things!

Pretty good

Pull in here!

Quit it!

Right now

She's a bitch!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Shit

Shit

Shit!

Shop can pretty well that freaking ass yet but only about it

Shut up!

So I get upset

So much fucking taking a shit

Somebody broke in his phone over five hundred dollars when it's shit from my place

Sorry

Sorry is fucking phone just him in a god damn balls

Suck my cock

Suck my dick

That just means she likes what I like

That's just TIT-DIRT

That's not Mickey Mouse

That's right!

That's why I ask

The doctor doesn't need to know about that!

The fuck you talking about

The hell was that

The one with tartar control....

The other day, they had a 12-hour marathon of Scooby-Doo & Friends on Cartoon Network. I watched all 12 hours.

There's a fire with over

There's some cereal right here!

They have like app

They're small

Think about yourself

This is bull-shit!

This is the second time i've been fucked by dairy queen

Throw it over here!

Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries

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Tourettes Guy Soundboard 2 Sound

Turn it down!

Update

Wait a minute, you dick!

We're going to be out of the but it ends in a fuck if we don't come up with that thirty six dollars

Well right now we're at the ass end of the first baptist church

Well that's it

What do you mean a bird

What is this shit??

What the fuck?

What you think on my ass

What's all the damn noise??

When I die and go to heaven see god

When I was finished I said

Where is my fucking glasses

Where's the paper towels

Who gives a shit about Bigfoot?

Who ripped up my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat and hid my keys??

Why aren't you wearing a shirt

Why don’t you make like a banana, and SHIT!

Will you tell him that I said I would pencil him if you're like jeopardy

Yeah

Yes

Yes it does

You bitch

You bitch

You can go to Jolly Powder donuts

You can stick your 5-cent-Sundays up your fucking ass!

You can suck my dick.

You can you set for the fall

You CUNT

You don't give a shit

You Faggot

You go to hell

You got a flat tire

You have balls

You hear that shit?

You like one heart

You look like 200lbs of bird shit!

You mother fucker

You piece of shit

You're 93 years old, and you don't even know who ALF is??

You're a faggot

Your mom's the one that dicks with the egg nog, not me

*door opens*

$500 of BULLSHIT