A guy tried to break in my truck
Aaaasss
About 10 mins ago
Ah dammit
Ah dammit 2
Ah dammit 3
Ah dammit 4
Ah damn
Ah fuck
Ah fuck you you're grounded
Ah shit
Ah shit 2
Ah shit 3
Ah shit 4
Ah shit 5
Ah shit 6
Ah shit 7
Ah shit 8
Ah shit 9
Alf
All you ever do is stay at home play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time
All you ever do..
Alright
And god bless her
And her spaghetti sucked dick
And I couldn't stop calling people dicks
And it made me feel like a piece of shit
And once you see my dick you won't want it
And the letter D
And then the manager called me a dumbass like he's my dad and shit
And when I come back I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies
Are we gonna fuck or what
Are you shitting me
As in
As in Pittsburgh
Ass
Ass 2
Ass 3
Ass 4
Ass 5
Asshole
Assholes
B
Bacon and eggs dear
Balls
Balls 2
Barbells
Bastard
Because you don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit that's why
Big black woman with big tits you can't miss her
Biggie fries and shit to drink
Bird
Bitch
Bitch [Choking]
Bitch 10
Bitch 2
Bitch 3
Bitch 4
Bitch 5
Bitch 6
Bitch 7
Bitch 8
Bitch 9
Bullshit
Bullshit 2
Bullshit 3
Bullshit 4
Bullshit 5
But if some faggot ever tries to touch me
But she's old as fuck
Buttfuck
By the time I got to the last clock my ass turned to Jell O
C
Calm down, calm down, don't get a big dick
Can you do me a big favor
Charles
Cock
COMBS
Comcast
D
Daily basis
Dallas
Dammat
Dammit
Dammit 10
Dammit 11
Dammit 12
Dammit 2
Dammit 3
Dammit 4
Dammit 5
Dammit 6
Dammit 7
Dammit 8
Dammit 9
Dammit these fish sticks are hard as tits
Dammit this is good shit
Damn
Damn damn damn damn
Damn him in the ass
Damn the referee
Dick
Dick [cough]
Dickhead
Don't put the beer back
Don't talk shit about Total
Don't you ever talk about my dick without my permission
Duuuuh
Eat my short dick
Except snakes
Faggot
Faggot 2
Fashion Bug
Fashion Bug 2
Fatass
For the first three damn months
Four eyes
Free
Fuck
Fuck 2
Fuck 3
Fuck 4
Fuck 5
Fuck 6
Fuck 7
Fuck 8
Fuck fuck fuckin' fuck fuck
Fuck him
Fuck him 2
Fuck him hard
Fuck him too
Fuck horses
Fuck off
Fuck rap music
Fuck salt
Fuck the lottery
Fuck the phone
Fuck you
Fuck you 2
Fuck you 3
Fuck you 4
Fuck you 5
Fuck you 6
Fuck you 7
Fuck you 8
Fuck you 9
Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you in the ass
Fuck you H&S
Fuck you kid you're a dick
Fuck you you piece of shit
Fuck you, Rick Moranis, and your...pussy whipped friends
Fuck you, there's a fly in here
Fuckin'
Fucking hung up my ass
Fucking piece of shit
Fuuuck
FUUUUUCK!
G
Get the fuck outta my way bitch
Give me some shit to drink
Go count your dick
Go to your room
Go touch his dick
God dammit
God dammit 2
God dammit I said water
God dammit it hurts
Gotta answer the damn phone
Hahahahahahaha
He played Data on Star Trek
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican
He's an ass
He's an asshole
He's not playing with a full dick
He's probably getting fucked in the ass
Head & Shoulders my ass
Holy dumb fuck
HOLY FUCK
Holy fuck 2
Holy piss
Holy shit
Holy shit 10
Holy Shit 2
Holy Shit 3
Holy Shit 4
Holy shit 5
Holy shit 6
Holy shit 7
Holy shit 8
Holy shit 9
Horse manure
Horses
Hurry up you shit boat
I bought your Colgate toothpaste
I called her a bitch and right in front of her tits
I can't see shit
I could shit a better Kool Aid commercial
I didn't talk to nobody yesterday I was in the car taking a shit
I don't even know who the fuck he is but fuck him too
I don't give a dead moose's last shit
I don't give a shit
I don't hate gays
I don't have time for this chicken shit bullshit
I don't wanna switch phone companies
I gotta go
I had to turn all my clocks back an hour
I have a freedom of speech
I have balls
I have to live in this hellhole
I hope in the next movie he's in he gets blown into a million pieces
I hope this is the PuffDaddy version of the song not that Sting POS
I just don't give a shit about Wheel of Fortune anymore
I love my grandma Jenelle
I love you
I mean this thing not my dick
I pissed
I said fuck you first so fuck you
I talk to my son on a dick
I told my whole family I was going to be on
I walked in to pick up my fucking glasses
I was told I was gonna have ShowTime free
I was told..
I watched the first season of Alf on DVD
I wouldn't fuck her with mah own ass
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick
I'd kill myself too if my last name was..
I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it Fashion bug and shove a broom up his ass
I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock
I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in my shit
I'd like to tit fuck her ass
I'll kick your ass
I'll throw my shoes you faggot ass
I'm gonna Scotch tape your ass shut
I'm gonna take a piss
I'm just doing it for that bitch at church
I'm not
I'm not afraid of shit
I'm not wearing this cologne for you people
I'm too pissed to give a shit
If I don't get a full refund I'm gonna..
If I ever see Vanna White in person I'll call her a bitch
If I ever see Vanna White in person I'll..
If people don't like it they can go fucking fuck their fucking selves
If she was a car, she would be a four door Ford whore
In the United States of America..
Is that that big black woman you work with
It feels like I have 500 lbs of fatass on my chest
It's about 30 cases
It's easy for Dennis to give a shit because Dennis is so full of shit
It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass
It's pretty good
It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake
Just how much ass are we talking about
Kiss my ass
Last time I gave a shit I got fucked
Lick my balls
Mens asses
Mortal Dickhead
Motherfucker I'll kick your ass
Motherfucker you hit me in the dick
My ass
My ass 2
My ass 3
My cock
My dick
My tits
My wife was fucking everybody in Bismark
Never heard of her
No
No 2
No 5
NO!
NO! 2
Nobody gave a shit
Nonononononono NO
Of 4 dollars and 62 damn cents
Oh Bob Saget
Oh Bob Saget 2
Oh Bob Saget 3
Oh for crying out loud
Oh for crying out loud, I said bacon and eggs
Oh fuck
Oh fuck 2
Oh fuck 3
Oh fuck 4
Oh fuck it
Oh no
Oh no 2
Oh piss
Oh sh piss
Oh shit
Oh shit 2
Oh shit 3
Oh shit 4
Oh shit 5
Oh shit 6
Oh shit 7
Oh shit 8
Oh shit 9
Oh shit!
Oh what the hell I guess so
Oh you dumbass
Ohoho shit
Or cock
Or cock 2
Or cock 3
Or cock 4
Ouch
P
Piece of crap
Piece of shit
Piss
Piss 2
Piss 3
Piss 4
Piss 5
Piss 6
Piss 7
Piss 8
Piss 9
Piss out the window and shit out the window are two different things
Porcupine's balls
Pull in here
Quit bullshitting
Ronald McGoddamn Donald
Round big balls
Shaddap
She has nice ass
She's a bitch
Sherlena treated me like a shit
SHIIIIIIT
Shit
Shit 10
Shit 11
Shit 12
Shit 13
Shit 14
Shit 15
Shit 16
Shit 17
Shit 2
Shit 3
Shit 4
Shit 5
Shit 6
Shit 7
Shit 8
Shit 9
Shit..
Showtime speech
Shut up
Some squirrel is fucking my tomatoes
Someone's gotta find out where the noise is coming from
Sorry
Sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit
Suck my cock
Suck my cocks
Suck my dick
Suck my dick 2
Sweetest person in the entire world
That clock is full of shit
That was a good shit
That's mah ass
That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt
The doctor doesn't need to know about that
The fuck are you talking about
The one with tartar control
Then I had to use the bathroom and fifty people watched
Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone poll and let the UPS guy buttfuck him
There'd be Rick Moranis shit everywhere
There's some cereal right here
They called me yesterday and said I was bumped
They're small and they don't give a shit
This is a bunch of bullshit
This is a farnchise fee
This is bullshit
This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen
Throw 'em over here
Tit dirt
Tits
Tonight on Unsolved Shit
Turn it down
Turn that shit down
Uh huh
Uh huh 2
W
Wait a minute you asshole I'm brushing my teeth
Wait a minute you dick
Water
Water 2
We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars
Well quit it
Well right now we're at the ass end of the First Baptist Church
What
What do you mean a bird
What in the hell do you mean
What is this shit
What the bullfucking hell
What the hell do you mean a Peter Pan peanut butter alert
What the hell do you mean you don't know
What the hell is that shit
What the hell was that
What'd you think of my ass
What's all the damn noise
What's it about
What's that dumbass want now
Wheelbarrow
When I die and go to heaven and see god I'm gonna say..
Where'd the assholes who built this place put the bathrooms
Where'd you get all that shit
Where's my damn pants
Where's my fucking glasses
Where's my god damn pants
Where's my pants
Where's my pants 2
Where's my pants 3
Where's my pants 4
Where's the paper towels
Who
Who gives a shit
Who gives a shit about bigfoot
Who the hell is Rick Moranis
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys
Who's the faggot with the tuba
Why don't you just fuck off
Why don't you make like a banana and shit
WTF
Yeah
Yes
Yes 2
Yes 3
Yes 4
Yes it does
Yes it does 2
Yoouu bitch
You ass
You can go to Jolly Pirate Doughnuts and take a 2 hr shit for all I care
You can stick those 5 cent sundays up your fucking ass
You can suck my dick
You can't do shit without your balls
You cunt
You faggot
You faggot 2
You faggot 3
You get your retarded ass in the bathroom and shave your sideburns
You go to hell
You guys really pissed me off
You have balls
You hear that shit
You mean Colonel Clusterfuck
You motherfuckers
You need me in the ass
You piece of shit
You're 93 years old and you don't know who Alf is
You're a bigass waste of shit
You're a faggot
You're lucky it wasn't hard
You've got a flat tire
Your ass
Your grandpa's an ass
Your mom's the one that dicks with the egg nog
2 cheeseburgers order
4 dollars and 62 damn cents
[Chewbacca noise]
[Cough 2]
[Cough]
[Full refund or switch to Comcast]
[shitty beatbox]
[Sick of looters and polluters]
[TG+Dad] AH SHIT
[Throwing shit]
