How High (2001) Soundboard Edit

All right. I'll take these upstairs.

And business opportunities for brothers and sisters to pursue higher learning.

And eventually you're gonna leave his ass for me.

And if I can discover what these are,

And my hair caught on fire, I got your back, dog.

And they came over here and said,

And they're off! It's a clean start.

And we out of here. Wash my hands.

And while you're sittin' in this car, you don't run shit.

And will you loosen up? You're so stiff sometimes. Stiff?

Bart, I think you'd better go open up the boathouse.

Bicycle Oh, no!

Bicycle, bicycle

Bill, what has happened to you? Sit down and take off those glasses.

But I can.

But I know if I give you enough time,

By the African Americans in the history of this country...

Can you put this back on, actually? Your butt is sticking out.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on. Put this shit on your back.

Daddy.

Damn, you see the ass on her? Shut up, boy.

Don't even worry about that. See, I found my secret ingredient.

Don't touch me, man. It's me, dog.

Ever busted up your mother's house and slapped her when she asked you about it?

Fat bitches pissin' on you all the time.

Fifty bucks? Oh, man, I can't pay this.

Fine! I don't mind cutting my evening short to be there.

For either of you to cheat, you had two totally different versions of the test.

For sure

Forward motion Make you sway like the ocean

Fuck is this?

Gentlemen!

Girl, we gonna get paid!

Got an «A pl us, « my ****a.

Got some more beer. What did you do to yourself?

He's great. He's great

Hell, no.

Hey yo, Boo like bad guys Good girls

Hey, hey, hey! What's up? What's up?

Hey, little baby bitch.

Hey, what up, bros?

Hi. Hi, Daddy. Daddy.

Hit me!

Holler at me. I'll try to.

Holler.

Hypnotic eyes and a stacked up love sack

I ain't seen a stitch of pussy on this whole campus.

I didn't know you had dreads. And what is that?

I got all the answers. I can consult with people.

I have a pledge meeting to go to and haven't greased myself up

I heard that

I knew it. You guys and your lines.

I like the ladies. Licking poodle feets and shit.

I love America!

I roll shit, fold the blunt at once to approach it For sure.

I see you are very much liking to explore S. T.D.’s also, my friend.

I think there's some freak in those gigs.

I think we've had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave!

I train all year round for three seasons to make number one in single sculls.

I will, man.

I'll call you back.

I'm about to knock you the fuck out.

I'm gonna let Kev do the foreplay, right? Mm hmm.

I'm gonna miss you, dog,

I'm gonna take you off my buddy list, bitch!

I'm out, man. Ive!

I'm talkin' about pimpin' been since pimpin'...

If he lost the election and it was my fault,

If the chancellor throwin' a Halloween party,

If you can do it, I can do it, sucker. Right, goddamn it!

If you get this botany grade changed, they have to keep you.

In a relaxed campus atmosphere, where classes range...

In the far lane, we have Yale.

Istanbul.

It's a good baseball field, Ray. It's kinda pretty, isn’t it?

It's a part of my pledge. Do you guys mind?

It's a student citation. I'm a volunteer.

It's in your bloodline. It's in my blood, and you will never be that.

Jamal, what is your ass doin' rowin' a boat?

Jamal, you don't want that. Them girls only know three words:

Jamal! Oh!

Jeez!

Just be cool, And you might have some fun this semester.

Lauren, you are coming with me!

Look, baby, maybe it would be better if you went to school somewhere down south.

Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man. More cushion for the pushin'.

Maximum speed on campus is 15 M.P.H.'s

Maybe I ain't hit it hard enough.

Mm hmm.

Move my things. There you go. You can sit there.

My great great great granddaddy was a pimp.

Nausea.

No, don't put’em in... Oh, my baby!

No, it ain't all right, man. Yo, I been takin' your CDs. I been usin' your weed pipes.

None of that. It stop. That's it.

Now let's practice it. Where's my bitches? Where's my bitches?

Now, how is carbon dioxide changed into oxygen?

Oh, my goodness. Honey, look at this.

Oh, my horn! Please don’t back up! Please don’t back up!

Oh, she wants me. Welcome to Lovell House.

Oh, what you missed this You got to bear witness

Oh!

Oh!

Okay, but, what's his name?

Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

Plants, dick! God! You guys!

Please bring your ass and titties along with you.

Put another one on the front just like it,

Raging party with open beer cans in hallway.

Resident advisor for you

Secret Service!

She not only wants your love she wants your life after that

Shit.

Showin' that bad guys Showin’ that thigh

Slam, slam, brother My brother

Slam, slam, brother My brother, is that the one that you want

Some of Benjamin Franklin's artifacts, which I personally found.

Sorry, sir. Jamie's not accepting any male callers at this time.

Sterilize hands tonight with antibacterial cream many times.

Stop touchin' stuff! When you gonna get funds for this shit?

Ten. Camera rolling shot on "A." "D" marker

Thank you for your...

Thank you.

Thanks, Pops. Matter of fact, what's up with that little...

That think that everything should just be given to them.

That was uncalled for. Eat me

That's my cologne Can only buy it from Mennen.

The trustees of the university are riding my ass...

The world is bigger than Staten Island, dog.

These bitches better be gettin' my money. Hella Back is my bottom bitch.

They could cause an ignition at any point and igni...

They look like earlier inventions,

This guy 'll do. He's a president.

This is exhilarating. But don't get the wrong idea.

We straight.

We wanna run a dick suckin' marathon with y'all.

What about Upchuck Kamalu? He's Eskimo.

What the fuck are you doing?

Whatever it is, this shit is hot.

Where the fuck is orientation at, anyway?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on the black on black crime, bro.

Whoa!

Whoo! What is this?

Why do good girls like bad guys Hey, bro, change for a 20?

Without her daddy on her arms.

Word. Holler at your dogs, man.

Wow. Ooh.

Yeah, but if Dean Cain find out about this shit,

Yeah, I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores.

Yeah, right, Bart. Would you bet money on that?

Yeah, we got dough. If not, our best friends got dough.

Yo, Dean Cain, look who's back!

Yo, dog, man. Look like you did it, dog, man. You got a new serve, man.

Yo, J. Yo, T.

Yo, we even exchanged pictures and everything!

Yo, what's up, homies?

You about to be number two, 'cause I'm signin' up, buddy.

You ain't gonna need that.

You ain't my type.

You and you and me, we're the same: Africa tan.

You better watch your mouths and your behind.

You gonna love me after that.

You have to appreciate the colorful use of English language.

You know that, right? Right. Powder.

You look like a couple of goddamn Uncle Toms! Walk on out!

You need to pay that by Friday at 5:00...

You two stay put. I'm gonna hurt you!

You wanna lose your job, I will pull your motherfuckin' application.

You want some violence? You want a piece of this?

You were dropping Chee tos...

You're gonna have to take that THC test and get into a four year college,

The cops!

Baby Powder, when you gonna pay us our money? I got a $25 money order...

Hey, man. Hey. Come on, man. Smoke.

I don't know. What's the matter?

I even smoked it before. Well, that figures.

Marvin Gaye? Yeah.

This is how we do it Whoo!

What did I say? You said «bitch, »

What the fuck was that? Jesus!

What? What?

"Peace" is meant to explain a state of tranquility.

«stop, » «no» and «don't.»

«We want to run a dick sucking marathon with y'all two»?

♪ Bringin’ the funk Dr. Spock Bringin’ my boys ♪

♪ Gonna get high ♪

♪ Hits from the bong Gonna get high ♪

♪ Hmm, let's add up all the factors “

♪ I'd like a blunt or a big fat cone ♪

♪ Inhale, exhale ♪

♪ Jack the Ripper don’t make me have to kill this bitch ♪

♪ Just got an ounce in the mail ♪

♪ Let's get, let's get Let's get Yo, yo ♪

♪ Like a million elephants with silverback orang utans You can’t stop a train ♪

♪ Meth with his wood on your neck Shut your lips up ♪

♪ Plug it, unplug it Don't strain ♪

♪ We got Toni Braxton up in the house ♪

♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ♪

$25? Money order?

« Early Girl

♪ And sing along to my hip hop song, had you chokin' off of a bong ♪