Dustin Hoffman Soundboard Edit

And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene

But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior

He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared

How did I do there is now a level zero

I'm not dying you idiot dragon warrior I am simply at peace finally

Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky

There are no accidents yes I know you've said that already twice well that was no accident either thrice

Wait what happens when I read it no one knows but legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat

Well done students if you were trying to disappoint me

When you focus on kung fu when you concentrate you stink

You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night

You can defeat him panda!

You know the hardest part of this the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards

You think it's that easy that i'll just hand you the secret to limitless power

You'll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!