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All sort of the Scotch. I make that a double.
All sort of the Scotch. I make that a double.
And I think we have a bottle of red as well.
And I think we have a bottle of red as well.
And just kill Mike.
And just kill Mike.
And then maybe, maybe by the end of it, maybe if you're lucky, maybe I will continue to allow you to date my daughter.
And then maybe, maybe by the end of it, maybe if you're lucky, maybe I will continue to allow you to date my daughter.
And you're going to listen.
And you're going to listen.
Anomaly speak.
Anomaly speak.
Are you getting smart pointers?
Are you getting smart pointers?
Because God forbid any of us move on because that that would be would be too much.
Because God forbid any of us move on because that that would be would be too much.
Choice.
Choice.
Come over after work, yes.
Come over after work, yes.
Do anything I want and chief of police.
Do anything I want and chief of police.
Hello.
Hello.
Here's what's gonna happen.
Here's what's gonna happen.
Hey, before you say no and I'd like to make one thing crystal clear. This is not a date.
Hey, before you say no and I'd like to make one thing crystal clear. This is not a date.
How's your Chianti?
How's your Chianti?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I hope you know that I care about you very much.
I hope you know that I care about you very much.
I just want to get this exactly right OK.
I just want to get this exactly right OK.
I think you got scared.
I think you got scared.
I think you've got scared and now you're inventing things. You're inventing things to get worked up about so that you can push me away.
I think you've got scared and now you're inventing things. You're inventing things to get worked up about so that you can push me away.
I'll pick you up.
I'll pick you up.
I'll tell you everything over dinner. I was thinking, you know, Enzo's tonight 7:00 o'clock.
I'll tell you everything over dinner. I was thinking, you know, Enzo's tonight 7:00 o'clock.
I'm chief of police. I could cover it up.
I'm chief of police. I could cover it up.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's all you. I'm a puppet, you're the master.
It's all you. I'm a puppet, you're the master.
It's just two friends getting together for a nice dinner. I mean, we've earned it.
It's just two friends getting together for a nice dinner. I mean, we've earned it.
It's your grandma.
It's your grandma.
L.
L.
Larry
Larry
Maybe you could do it for me.
Maybe you could do it for me.
Mike
Mike
No.
No.
Nod if you understand.
Nod if you understand.
Not that I'm aware of.
Not that I'm aware of.
Now.
Now.
Oh look who it is.
Oh look who it is.
OK, you're freaking me out.
OK, you're freaking me out.
OK.
OK.
Scott
Scott
She needs your home right away.
She needs your home right away.
So on the bridge.
So on the bridge.
Talking doesn't work.
Talking doesn't work.
That is not normal.
That is not normal.
Through the last case you're swimming and I will. You don't pull the mask on that old old Ranger. Don't mess around with Jim that I would eat at DDDD stick.
Through the last case you're swimming and I will. You don't pull the mask on that old old Ranger. Don't mess around with Jim that I would eat at DDDD stick.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What is that?
What is that?
Who is Scott?
Who is Scott?
Will you be home by 9?
Will you be home by 9?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
You agree with me about that, right?
You agree with me about that, right?
You busy.
You busy.
You disrespect me again.
You disrespect me again.
You stand me up. No phone call no apology because you had to go to Scott Clark's house.
You stand me up. No phone call no apology because you had to go to Scott Clark's house.
You wanna have dinner tonight?
You wanna have dinner tonight?
You wanna see real crazy?
You wanna see real crazy?
Your mom called.
Your mom called.
2 glasses please. One for me and one for the lady.
2 glasses please. One for me and one for the lady.
3 inch minimum.
3 inch minimum.