Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber Soundboard Edit

A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet sweet love to you

A tommy gun

Actually no

All all that pisses me off that pisses me right off

Are you serious

Aren't you do back in the laboratory to get your boat tightened

Both cheeks northland right here

Bruce nolan

But anyway

But i'm gonna go with my instinct on this one

Check plays

Come on

Could you throw the blue hardly ocean jewel over the railing on the titanic

Criminal come on

Excuse me

For god sakes it's over the damn number

Geez I figured you had a sense of humor

Ha ha yeah hello.

Hello

Hello

Hello hello hello

Hey harry old buddy old pal

Hey maybe i'll give you a call sometime

Hey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world

Hi harry done pleasure to meet people

Hi susan

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry

I can't stop going once I started stinks

I couldn't possibly accept

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy

I don't really recall

I got worms

I guess we both learn a little something about each other today didn't

I hate goodbyes

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic

I just want to apologize for that pleasant seem a little earlier

I like I love

I really wanna know my name

I'd do anything to bone her

I'll be right back don't you go dying on main

I'll be right back don't you go dying on me

I'm bruce nolan

I'm going to kill you

I'm just messing with you

I'm kind of busy

I'm looking for

Is something wrong

It really think until women are looking for a guy like me

Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber Soundboard Sound

Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber Soundboard Sound

Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber Soundboard Sound

Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber Soundboard Sound

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber

Let's rock for short

Listen this isn't the best time right now

Look at the fun bags on that whole sound

My friend harry and I would

No it wasn't me it was the one armed man

No no no no no lloyd

No yes no well no i'd crossed my mind

Oh alrighty that

Oh it was terrible mistake sir please believe me I would never do anything to offend a man of your size

Oh my god that's funny oh that's good stuff

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

OK

OK

OK just calm down

One in case I don't see you good afternoon good evening and good night

One time we successfully made it a bulldog with a shih tzu

Reality isn't father knows best anymore

Really

Run again we need code

Shut off

So how do we get in

So you're the boss

Stop being a baby

Suck me sideways

Sure.

That's a lovely accent you have new jersey

There was a column in which you are

There's no one here

This looks promising

Three on the seventh at seven

We got no food we got no jobs our pets heads are falling off

Well if we gotta have serious talk

Well pardon me mister perfect

What

What are you waiting for a graved invitation

What's a matter

Which is that's how life is it

Women are suckers for sleepless in seattle it's on HBO this month at your bank right there

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah I called her up

Yeah we we called it a bullshit

Yep

Yes yes i've had a wonderful time so far thank you

Yes.

You are one pathetic loser

You are one pathetic loser

You know what really chaps my ass hole

You ruin

You suck

You want an atomic pepper