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How many children do you have? None that I know of
Huge cloud of shit, wow. I think I smell it, come on, let's go
I got a newsflash for you Mother Theresa. Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary position, doesn't mean you're a missionary.
I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow.
I think I tore my sack
Must be tough when you're spanking your monkey. You have a monkey?
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap. You really jarred something loose tiger
You still owe me another month's rent. If I were you, I'd start doing some tongue exercises before Friday