Lucky Number Slevin (2006) Soundboard Edit

Ah, one more thing.

All right, if your ma asks, where were we today?

All we know is that somebody called Nick from the Hotel Cheval.

Am I being mugged?

And although my coffee's probably gone bad by now,

And he hasn't worked New York in what, two decades?

And I guess you've already heard about...

And I mean everyone.

And it's 20 minutes past 4:00 here at WLNS,

And lay it off.

And men start talking their hats off,

And more money means more to me than less money.

And since we're not friends

And The Boss, he can be Kananga.

And the worst part about it is I'm not Nick Fisher.

And where do you find names?

And you.

And you...

Anyway, I have to have my answer to The Boss in the morning.

Anyway, in case you're interested, he says the name Kelevra is Hebrew.

Anyway, we're making small talk, guy says he can't complain,

Are you familiar with The Shmoo, Mr. Fisher?

Around the time The Boss and the Rabbi set up shop in New York,

Because Gloria was too much jelly for one outfit.

Because I'm not Nick Fish...

Because they don't let little boys inside the track.

Benny Begin, killed by a baseball.

Between you and me, 20 years ago, he used to be my bookie.

Bodyguards.

But I can't make out who's with him.

But mostly, Max was tired of not having a front lawn.

But still, I have no idea who he is, but I think that you might,

But the third time somebody calls you a horse,

But there was a time.

But when I figure out what there is to figure out,

Can someone tell me why I'm in the van?

Columbo says that there are three things...

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Don't know.

Excuse me.

Fuck me, baby. Fuck me, baby. Come on, baby.

Fuck.

Gave milk...

Get down!

Go left.

Go! Let's go!

Harry Kello came by today. You remember Harry.

Harry, what does any of this have to do with the case?

He calls in The Doc,

He presses that button and, well, we all know how that ends.

He told me that we needed to kill you.

Henry!

His dead wife,

Huh? Can you?

I don't even know how much money I owe you.

I don't understand. Why did they kill Max's family?

I got a bookie's bookie.

I had a key so I let myself in.

I mean, I know who you're not. I know you're not Nick Fisher.

I mean, what is that?

I spoke to a friend who works there,

I swear.

I think it's time you told me that story about why you're still wearing that towel.

I think you just did.

I wanna go home.

I was gonna play it by ear.

I was just saying there was a time.

I was kinda expecting it, though.

I was using it to break some guy's fist.

I'm not such a bad guy, you know.

I'm The Boss.

If The Rabbi wants a war, I'll give him a war

If we'd met under different circumstances.

If you and I fell in love,

In spite of our agreement,

Including his own.

It can't be any worse than what's waiting for me behind door number 2.

It's at a distance of one furlong.

It's because we're not friends that I'm here.

It's cold out there.

It's just the inciting incident.

******* fella... funny little guy, talks a lot.

Just like you

Kelevra.

Like a job.

Long story short.

Look, this money's gonna get you through Harvard,

Looking for your son.

Lying to a dead man is the same as lying to yourself.

Me.

Military.

Murdered.

Murph says whoever he is, he's a ghost.

Must I? Because that hasn't been working out for me lately.

My phone. Could be my friend from the hotel.

Nah, don't move that bishop.

Named Schlomo.

Neighbors borrowing sugar from one another

No. But I know you.

Not withstanding, here you are and Nick's nowhere to be found, so...

Now neither man leaves his respective tower of isolation,

Now, there is no such person as Slevin Kelevra, as far as I can tell,

Oh, it's... Lindsey.

Or perform an act of premeditated murder

Pokes a nose in front...

Rabbi.

Relegated to the past tense.

Saul's dead.

See 'em?

See, I think people should only fall in love

Seymour says hello!

Shadows?

She says they keep a record of every call made from the hotel

So he can bump it off down the road.

So I followed him.

So I take a picture of him using my cellphone,

So you go to the ticket window with your 20 grand in hand

So, come here often?

So, how'd you two meet?

So...

Somehow... somehow it seems different,

Something the matter?

Sometimes it's when you know you don't.

Sure. As soon as you find the bottom half of the jaw

Take Brown Sugar back there, for example.

Tell bedtime stories to the rooks,

That I owe you $96,000?

That's not Nick Fisher.

That's right.

That's when I found Nick Fisher.

The fix is in at Aqueduct. 7 horse, tenth race.

The only thing keeping you from passing out

The Shmoo loved to be eaten.

The Shmoo was a loveable creature, really.

The world doesn't understand us double suicide.

Then Nick kills Slim Hopkins and Benny Begin,

These guys went to town with a tomahawk.

They didn't want somebody else betting on a fixed horserace with them.

They look right...

They're trying to make an impression.

Thing is he ain't looking at the picture, he's looking at the name,

This is everything I owe you.

This isn't like skipping out on the check.

Time's up, Rabbi.

To the kind of men you do not want to owe the smallest amount of money to.

Uh... Seymour.

Uhh!

Um, I'll come back, and then we can start the investigation.

Up there!

We'd have one hell of a story to tell.

Well, get dressed. You can tell me about it on the way

Well, if I must.

Well, then you have me mistaken for somebody else,

What are you looking for?

What do you want with him?

What is your name?

Where are they?

Where's my boy?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Whose son?

Why don't you come in and fix yourself a drink?

Why should I go out and pay someone else when I've already paid you?

Will do.

Wouldn't matter if he did.

Yeah.

Yeah. So I just got into town, Nick. I'm on my way over to your place

Yes, I did,

Yes.

Yes.

Yitzchok The Fairy.

You know, seeing as how you have to tell it over and over again.

You walk in here shooting your fucking mouth off

You were kinda expecting it?

You?

You're dead.

You're early.

You're gonna go from my pocket to my fridge.

You're just gonna walk over and say, Hi, my name is Slevin,

You're the trigger man.

Your old man's smart. He only plays a sure thing.

7 horse, tenth race. Ring a bell?

Do you remember Gloria the hooker? Mm hmm.

Have a good day. You too, Detective.

He's down! Get the roof!

How would he tell me? He wouldn't.

Is this a crime scene? I think Nick's in trouble.

It's a fake. But he didn't know that.

So that's a Kansas City Shuffle? No.

You know that guy? Yeah. I met him.

You mean The Fairy? Yeah.

'cause nobody would take the job.

♪ into the Kansas City Shuffle ♪

♪ It doesn't matter... ♪

♪ It's a blindfold kick ♪ ♪ back type of game ♪

♪ on the Kansas City Shuffle ♪

♪ you don't know type of ♪ ♪ Kansas City Hustle ♪

$33.000.