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By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? Ceremonial.
Hey, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself one Dick weed.
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
I can be a real serious bitch. If I don't get what I want.
I can't believe this shit. I can't believe that. Did you get a free toaster with this too?
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
Nukes, you die.
Should we give her a break? Yeah, we can play chess with her chest.
So. What would you little maniacs like to do first?
The aging bigger than a handful you risking spring time.
Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't ruin a fantasy, OK?
Why do you have to be such a wanker?
Why don't you shut up, bitch?
You stood but wide.
You two donkey Dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.