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About 2 years after your wife divorces ya
About 2 years after your wife divorces ya
Aw crap
Aw crap
But don't you mean her
But don't you mean her
Come on lets go
Come on lets go
Cool
Cool
Death
Death
Don't worry i'll be back
Don't worry i'll be back
Get back in your big fat body
Get back in your big fat body
Ha
Ha
Her
Her
Hey
Hey
Hey guys
Hey guys
Hope I don't get pulled over
Hope I don't get pulled over
I don't have skin
I don't have skin
I don't have time for this
I don't have time for this
I gotta take a leak
I gotta take a leak
I live with my mum
I live with my mum
I must have been high
I must have been high
I was supposed to kill Russell Brand
I was supposed to kill Russell Brand
I'll be back later for your career
I'll be back later for your career
I'm late for an appointment
I'm late for an appointment
I'm late i'm in big trouble
I'm late i'm in big trouble
Josh
Josh
Just for one night
Just for one night
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Look at all that hair
Look at all that hair
Look at your faces
Look at your faces
No
No
No problem
No problem
Okay be cool
Okay be cool
Peter
Peter
Really
Really
Russell brand
Russell brand
She's a pain in the ass pt1
She's a pain in the ass pt1
She's a pain in the ass pt2
She's a pain in the ass pt2
Sorry ma
Sorry ma
Sure I guess I could
Sure I guess I could
Thank god I get to hang out with you
Thank god I get to hang out with you
That's me
That's me
This is heaven
This is heaven
This is why I hate clothes shopping
This is why I hate clothes shopping
What are you high no
What are you high no
What the hell are you talking about
What the hell are you talking about
When the lightening hit you
When the lightening hit you
Why should I help a guys marriage
Why should I help a guys marriage
Wow
Wow
Yeah
Yeah
You can't touch god
You can't touch god
You ever go on the internet pt1
You ever go on the internet pt1
You ever go on the internet pt2
You ever go on the internet pt2
You got any spf 50
You got any spf 50
You really think so
You really think so
You take that back
You take that back
You think you could do that
You think you could do that
You wanna grab a coffee pt1
You wanna grab a coffee pt1
You wanna grab a coffee pt2
You wanna grab a coffee pt2
2 more dead from alcohol
2 more dead from alcohol