Trevor Noah Soundboard Edit

All of Africa we have traffic lights, but we don't use them.

Everything the Russians say sounds dangerous and menacing.

Good afternoon.

I would like to buy a pair of shoes.

I'm from Scotland.

I'm going home now, thank you very much.

It's not stopped, it's stopped.

Or, as the French say, good evening.

So exciting. Follow me.

Thank God I'm not camping.

That French the most romantic language in the world.

Too much applause. This could be shit, but thank you. Thank you very much.

We all believe that the French are romantic.

We gotta, we gotta find out. Who did this?

We're talking about Candy Crush.

Welcome, everybody. Are you ready for a good time?

Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.