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A dog can you like, get on it?
Absa fucking lutely.
Actually change a plane.
Ah shit man, that's nasty.
Ah, shit.
Ah, you know what? Some came up and I ain't gonna be able to make it.
Alright, baby, see.
Alright, let's see. Let's see what you're working with, baby.
Alright, sounds good.
And I guess we know each other now, right?
And we need a ride.
And we officially crossed the line into too much information.
And you know you like me.
Any jobs available?
Any jobs going?
Anyone there?
Anything open for me?
Are you for real?
Are you gonna show me some or what?
Are you just gonna sit there, you lazy motherfucker?
Are you out of your damn mind?
Are you ready to have some fun?
Are you sure you serious?
Asshole.
Auntie Dee.
Baby, I'm just trying to tell you I care about you.
Big mistake messing with me fool.
Bitch.
Bitch. Ass motherfucker.
Bitch. Ass punk.
Bullshit, man.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bye now.
Can I get a cab out to me?
Can I get a cab right away?
Can I get a cab?
Can I get a piece of this or what?
Can I get some fucking help?
Can I see you?
Can you like get on it?
Come here baby. I wanna talk to you.
Come on, come on. How fucking slow is this thing?
Come on, man, I ain't got all day.
Come on, show me what you got.
Come on, you piece of shit car.
Corrupt ass bitch.
Could you help me or what?
Could you like do some computer magic and look into it? Is that possible at all?
Damn. Every time with this shit.
Denise.
Did you just take my car?
Does your vagina know my name? Still on the D.
Don't be shy.
Down.
Downtown.
Engine trouble, motherfucker, yeah.
Excuse me, dude.
Explain that shit, my ass.
Flaky motherfucker. I should have known.
For future reference, you might want to try the main Rd.
Franklin Clinton.
Franklin with one in.
Frankly, Clinton.
Frankly.
Fuck are you punks?
Fuck dog.
Fuck man, I'm sorry. My bad.
Fuck this bullshit.
Fuck this.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, homie. I don't want no unnecessary bullshit here, alright?
Fucking motherfuckers.
Get out, you fucking punk.
Get the fuck out of here.
Go fuck yourself, man.
Go real easy dude, to identify with, man.
Hear that, boy?
Hell Nah.
Hell no fool is me.
Hell yeah, I got you, girl.
Hello who this?
Hello.
Hey fool.
Hey girl, you wanna join the party?
Hey I need some help over here.
Hey look, let's make this quick. I got shit to do.
Hey man, could you help me or what?
Hey so you wanna like hook up?
Hey, ain't you gonna give me a chance?
Hey, Denise.
Hey, fuck you, bitch.
Hey, hold on a minute.
Hey, how you been man?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how's it going homie?
Hey, I'm gonna speak to the legal Councilwoman.
Hey, I'm in a tunnel, man.
Hey, look man, that car La Puente is a fucking hoopty.
Hey, man.
Hey, what you doing in there? You going to the beach on me?
Hey, what you doing? Do you wanna meet up?
Hey, what you got for me?
Hey, what's it gonna be in?
Hey, what's up baby?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, where the driver at?
Hey, why don't we get another girl in the mix and step this on up?
Hey, why don't you go get a friend over here?
Hey, why don't you go get someone to join us?
Hey, you got a friend who can join us.
Hey, you wanna head back to your place?
Hey, you wanna make this worse than it is?
Hey, you wanna tag team in back here?
Hey, you want things to get even worse?
Hey.
Hey.
How are we gonna do this?
How do you feel about making this a three-way?
How far is it?
How you doing, sweetie?
How you doing?
How you like the dog, motherfucker?
Hurry the fuck up.
Hurry the hell up.
I ain't really in the mood right now.
I bet those old legs are feeling it, huh?
I can go all night.
I can't feel anything. Nothing.
I choke you later, dawg.
I don't believe this shit.
I don't give a fuck, asshole.
I don't want no unnecessary bullshit here, alright?
I fuck you.
I got your ass.
I gotta stop smoking so much fucking weed, man.
I love your tattoos, baby. Really cool.
I mean a bit of a bad situation.
I need a cab as soon as possible.
I need a cab.
I screw you too, homie.
I think you got me confused with somebody else.
I warned you, fool.
I will blast you fool.
I will hunt you down, bitches.
I'll be here.
I'll be there soon as I can.
I'll take you back to my career.
I'm done.
I'm gonna find you, motherfucker.
I'm gonna speak to the Legal Council woman.
I'm in trouble.
I'm just saying bullshit. We have beautiful babies. What's that?
I'm sorry for the man that gotta sleep with your ass.
I'm the only fool here.
I'm too drunk for this shit.
Introduce yourself.
Is methyl performance enhancing drug or or what?
It don't need to come to that.
It goes in and got to come out she.
It's a stupid ass game.
It's never too late to get clean.
It's on now, motherfuckers.
Just let me take you somewhere nice, alright?
Just like I'm on drugs, she.
Keep telling me how great I am.
Lamar Davis.
Lamar.
Let me get a look at you, girl.
Let me know about the next thing.
Let's do this, motherfuckers.
Let's see what you're working with, baby.
Like what you want now?
Look, man, don't mind me. I'm just a fucking idiot.
Make it your ass down here.
Man, ain't you a nice girl?
Man, are you fucking kidding me?
Man, are you serious?
Man, are you talking to me?
Man, bullshit.
Man, fuck this shit.
Man, fuck this, man.
Man, fuck you.
Man, fuck you.
Man, I ain't sure I wanna answer that.
Man, I don't know.
Man, I don't like this shit one bit.
Man, I hate this damn game.
Man, I'm a young dude. I can go all night.
Man, I'm drunk.
Man, I'm not sure what the fuck you just said, but probably so.
Man, I'm stoned as a motherfucker. My motherfucking mother, man.
Man, I'm wasting my fucking time.
Man, pay attention.
Man, shut the fuck up.
Man, that's some fucking pyramid scheme bullshit.
Man, this is starting to fucking annoy me.
Man, this sounds like I'm getting fucking screwed.
Man, what are you talking about?
Man, what exactly did I do in the past life to deserve your stupid ass?
Man, what the fuck is going on back there?
Man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Man, what the fuck this talking about?
Man, where's my kid? Out of jail? Free car, motherfucker.
Man, why don't you get your mouth for rest? You might feel better.
Man, you done lost your damn mind.
Man, you fucked up, dog.
Man, you sound like a racist.
Man, you suck.
May hide you find this place.
May I fuck you?
Miss shut up, fools.
Miss. Shut your mouth, Popo.
Motherfucker.
My car, asshole.
My car, asshole.
My car, you damn moron.
My ride, doll.
Nah.
Night night.
No one needs to get hurt, you hear me?
No way.
No, I didn't say that.
No, this is your problem, homie. Just fucking yours.
No.
Nobody plays me like that.
North of tumors.
Now look man, you must really be fucked up if you think that's happening.
Now that ain't happening.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Now there's something to look forward to.
Now you finally don't lost your damn mind.
Of course, baby.
Oh, it's like that now.
Ohh fuck.
Ohh man, you gotta be kidding me.
Ohh man.
Ohh no man no.
Ohh shit, how can I forget?
Ohh shit.
Ohh, you really fighting the feminist cause there, ain't you, Tanya?
OK, it's official. Your ass is crazy.
On mass City Hall.
Only thing you fucking with is too much X. Now get the fuck on.
Or maybe you need a new car.
Pacific Ocean.
Please.
Punk ass bitch motherfuckers.
Punk ass bitch.
Punk ass bullshit.
Punk. Ass. Fool.
Rich mcglen.
San Andreas.
See where you headed? The only pussy you gonna get us some sweet boys in the pin.
See, I ain't getting drunker.
Seeing, we'll see what I can do and what I can't do.
Shit whatever, man, but that's more information than I need.
Shit, I'll take whatever I can get.
Shit, that's your concern right now.
Shit. Whatever, man.
Should we go back to your place?
Shut the fuck up with that shit.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up. I know what I'm doing.
Simeon.
So do you want to get together or what?
So it's true what they say about you weirdos, then?
So we asked one of your girls to join in.
So what's happening now?
So what's your next couple hours looking like?
So who the fuck are you anyway?
Sorry, asshole.
Sorry, girl. That's gonna have to wait.
South Los Santos.
Speed it up, homie.
Step off, you crazy ass rednecks.
Sure looks that way, Homie.
Sure. OK.
Taxi.
That show concern right now.
That's Class A felony bullshit.
That's decent weed right there.
That's straight up coal right there.
The ass is no.
The countryside.
The eye dog.
The smoking.
This is total bullshit.
Ugly ass bitch.
Uh, excuse me.
Vine wood.
Wait a minute. What?
We coming for you.
We got transportation problems, homie.
We need to get to land.
We need transport fast.
We're coming up to WH north of Chumas.
Well, that's done at least.
West Mirror drive.
What are you talking about?
What is wrong with you?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck you done done.
What the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck, homie?
What the fuck?
What was that all about?
What you want me to do?
What?
What's cracking homie?
What's going on now?
What's going on? Can I see you?
What's up man? What's going on?
What's up, Auntie Dee?
What's up?
Whatever you say, girl.
Whatever you say.
Where exactly you at?
Where you from, homeboy?
Where you from?
Who else, you lanky biatch?
Who this?
Who you think you fucking with, fools?
Who you think you're fighting for?
Why do I get the feeling that's gonna be one of them deals gone wrong type situation?
With the driver at.
Women like you should wear rag over your fucking face.
Yeah, alright, call me later.
Yeah, homie, come on.
Yeah, I heard that one before.
Yeah, I'm fucking with you, dawg.
Yeah, I'm starting to get an idea.
Yeah, man. Shit. We need to get to land.
Yeah, sure man, whatever.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's what I expected.
Yeah, you should come by.
Yeah.
Yeah. Who this?
Yo, I could take the next job.
You again.
You are going down, bitch.
You are me, motherfucker, man.
You better not have bitch.
You bitches get fucked yourselves.
You come after my business, I come after you.
You could tell JB I did his work for him again.
You fucking deluded motherfucker.
You fucking moron.
You go, girl.
You gonna let me join in?
You got a face like a dog.
You got a problem, punk?
You got any cabs available?
You gotta be bullshitting me, man.
You idiot motherfuckers.
You just a motherfucking chump.
You just pick me up on the side of the road. That's the story, dig?
You just want some discipline in your life, don't you?
You know what, man? This is kind of weird to me, homie.
You little bitch.
You need to shut the hell up, homie.
You piece of shit.
You really want to make some out of this.
You scared of dogs?
You sexy little thing, you.
You should come by.
You should pick the right people to pick a fight with.
You sing tanisha.
You the creepiest motherfucker around here?
You wanna fuck with me?
You wanna Jack me, motherfucker? Come on.
You want to jump in and show your girl how's done?
You're a real easy dude to identify with, man. Poor me, poor me.
You're scared of dogs.
Your ass is crazy.
Your ass just got a little horny right there, huh?
Your little ass is desperate, ain't you? But shit, you ain't been trained too bad.
Your slow ass should be asking why didn't I get here sooner?
Your uncles passed you around like a piece of meat.