Jake Paul Soundboard Edit

Alrighty, folks, I'm gonna make this real simple for you because all of you have been asking me where do I watch the fight? How do I watch the fight? If I live here or there or in the United States...

And Dana White? You're a fucking pussy too, you ugly fucking bald bitch.

And make sure you're dabbing on them haters, and make sure you're dabbing on them haters. And make sure you. Make sure you.

Andy, Andy. Andy this is truly remarkable we have cultivated.

Applause #clap #excited #happy #pumped

Dana, Dana, Dana.

Don't work with this. Get out. What happened? Ohh one night got you happy.

First of all, Masvidal, you ain't rich. 50 fights for five mil. That ain't shit.

First question for you, Jake. Have you ever heard of a plonker before heading home? Now he's a friendly term. Like it doesn't sound like, it sounds like it sounds like he's, you know, he's friendly...

Have you missed you? Also. Help you personally. I don't mean. Tuesday. The bus. Like.

Hi. You're on a rock floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of its water. Fuck it. Actually, most of it's water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It's sad. I'm sad I mi...

I can't gonna be like, hey, what's this $20,000 charge for shoes? How's it taste? It tastes like money.

I'm going to teach you guys how to get free candy from a candy machine. So you take this, you flap it six times 23456. You twist this halfway. Six times it's 123456. And then. Fuck. It didn't break.

If I beat you, you have to get I love Jake Paul tattooed on you, but but if you beat me, I get I love Tyrone Woodley tattooed on me and you have to post it on your Instagram feed. Do you learn? No ...

Inshallah my brother will do the unthinkable and beat Roman Reigns just like they said I wouldn't be Anderson Silva.

It's everyday bro #jake paul #its every day bro #gucci mane #dude #chad

Musallam Alikum, Saudi Arabia.

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, and roll call, check my text from the Jake, Paul play a little bit Minecraft. That's where it's at. Now I see a pretty girl on the hygiene. She got my eyes rolling, my hea...

Now, everybody from the UFC, put your mother fucking hands up and follow me. Yeah. Now everybody from the USC, let's go your motherfucking hands up and follow me.

On me Ding, a Ding, a Ding. That's right, everyone, I'm talking about Asian Jake Paul.

S.

That's The TEA SIS

WALMART

We will act immediately. Call me all units. Shots fired. Shots fired from the supreme store. 261 in progress. Send all available units in the backup. Send it. I want to be gay because you're fucked...

We will act immediately. Call me all units. Shots fired. Shots fired from the supreme store. 261 progress. Send all available units in the backup. Send.

We've been talking about Superman ice cream, which is something that's mainly in the Midwest. It's like my favorite ice cream. And I've been telling really about it for years now, actually.

What the fuck is up, you Irish? Good morning, Conor McGregor. I know you're probably beating up old dudes in a bar right now. Or maybe you're jacking off because you're sick of fucking your wife. I...

Yeah, y'all can't handle this. I don't know what's going to happen, baby. Team 10, Los Angeles Kelly boy. While the white boy. It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel Flow 5 Mill on YouTube in s...

You greedy bald bitch. Look at your board. Raise pay-per-view prices and pay fighters less sweating like a pig. It's time to put an end to this shit, Dana.

You know Tyron Woodley. That he really is the chosen 1. We chose him to get his ass beat.

You know. Open. Yes, I can rap, and no, I'm not from England is my city, and if it's 11310 then the US would be shitty out. Listen to chance because you know.