Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Edit

A little lights are not twinkling

Again

Allies

And a fool around emily constatly behind us for instance dust here

And I want to looking strangely I don't want to tell him what I cheap lying no good rotten for pushing low life snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant hunting dog chiswick brainless ...

And obviously she doesn't wear underwear and her plenty of shopping days left until adultery 's adulthood which is to say christmas as a mule fuel log not a lie I don't have a lot but I don't know ...

Baby.

Bend over and i'll show you

Big kids like a deer

But

But what happened

By tree look what you've done it might rain

Can I refill your eggnog for you get some to eat driving out to the middle of nowhere leave you for dead

Can I show you something

Cancel the line generous

Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound

Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound

Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound

Clark W. Griswold Christmas Sounds Sound

Damn it

Dinner 's phone

Domino's

Don't piss me off

Drum roll please criminal

Fix the little post

Go bezerk simply solve the problem

Going for a new amateur recreational saucers land land speed record carts W griswold junior

Good golly is the season to be married

Hey

Hey chris wall

Hi

Honey do you honestly think I would check thousands of tiny little lights that wasn't sure the extension cord was plugged in

I don't know that

I give you the griswold family christmas tree

I guess I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted santa sled on its way in from new york

I guess I said a few things I shouldn't

I have know for a fact that santa claus is real

I really should my hands are all chat

I think you made a terrible mistake

I was expecting a check instead I got enrolled in a jelly club

I was just smelling smiley

I wasn't talking to you

I'm in complete control

In seven years he couldn't find a job

Is there anything else I can do for you uncle louis last christmas last christmas

It's a bit nipply out I mean if I say nipple there isn't up in the air though

It's it's up to one year membership in the jelly of the month club

Jack asses riding retail

Just a little dries here's the heart

Later dude

Like

Like merry christmas christmas kiss my ass kiss his ass kiss your ass happy hanukkah

Maybe blink

Merry christmas

Not going in our yard russ

Oh oh AM

Oh shit

Oh silent majesty of a winter 's morn clean cool chill of the holiday air

Oh sure honey

OK honey starting

Park yes honey frozen from the waist down it's all part of the experience honey

Remember don't try this at home kids I am a professional

Ripping pen

Sad girls with bows of holly fa la la tis the season to be jolly fa la don we now our gay

Search

She wrapped up her damn cat

Show

So I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn into the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now

Thanks for telling us

The hell do you want

The three is a symbol of the spirit of the grid walls family christmas

This is a new non caloric silicon based kitchen lubricant my companies are working on it creates a surface five hundred times more slippery than any cooking oil I really going to fly down the hill ...

This isn't the biggest bag over the head punch in the face I ever got gas

This wouldn't be any

Two hundred and fifty strands of lights one hundred individual bulbs per strand for a grand total of twenty five thousand important science with the lights

Was eddie he usually eats these god damn things

We got your christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us

We need the car from a tree there are no lots open on christmas eve louis burned down my tree so I replaced the best I could

We're kicking off our final fashion family christmas by heading out into the country and the old front wheel drive slado embraced the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select at most impor...

What do you think you're doing nobody 's leaving already walking out on this fun old-fashioned family christmas no no we're all in this together this is a full blown for alarm holiday emergency her...

What we're looking for today is the griswold family christmas tree

What's happened here

Whatever

Whatever

When was the last time I over did anything

Worse

Yeah you checked our shitters honey

Yes sir

You know it's illegal it's a storm sewer if it fills with gas I pity the personalize a match within ten yards of it

You shouldn't use that word

You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination

You wanna right behind somebody who does something like that

Z.