Jeff Goldblum Soundboard Edit

A butterfly can flap its wings in peking and in central park you get rain instead of sunshine

Absolutely not

All right

And I beg people listen to me I use plain simple

And that hurts my feelings german chili to say that

Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter

Are we waiting for let's do it

Brundle seth

But again how do you know they're all female what does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts

Can't wait to leave here alive

Check your syntax #typo #misspelled #spelling error #syntax error #grammar police #jeff goldblum

Cheeseburger

Cruel but good word use

Dinosaurs! #dinosaurs #dino #ecstatic #jeff goldblum

Don't take it out on main

Eddie

Excellent

Follow me and my work day by day in as much detail as you can stand

Fuck is what i'm thinking

God creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs god creates man man destroys god man creates dinosaurs

Goldblum

Goodbye

Goodnight

Gosh you could come back to my lab

Have you ever heard of insect politics

Have you ever heard of jesus christ

Hello

Hello

Hello yeah seth brundle

Help me

Hey there fine

Hi

I become free i've been released and you can't stand it

I didn't mean to kill your brother

I don't care

I don't have a life so there's nothing for you to interfere with

I don't know

I don't wanna argue I don't wanna argue

I hate being right all the time

I have a fine name of my very own you know what that is

I have a strong urge to talk about what i'm doing

I missed you last night

I think it rang a mistake I think you really want to talk to me

I'll tell you what you need a good anti psychotic

I'm sorry I apologize I made a mistake

I'm very very sorry

I'm working on something that will change the world and human life as we know it

I've come here to say one magic word too

If I may i'll tell you that

It's a big handle #big handle #long username #jeff goldblum

It's not the delta times plastic kitchen model it's one of those real restaurant espresso machines with a eagle on top

It's so important to the future that you're not finish that sentence

Jealous

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Jesus christ

Jim

Just do it

Let me become your major project i'm talking about a book

Major mitchell

Mom is very angry

My fault

No

No

No

No no

No no lady enough run frequency

No these are clean I change my clothes every day

Oh I forgot to tell you I live with my mother too

Oh no no no

Oh shit

OK

OK

OK

Personal making cappuccino

Please

Remind me to thank john for a lovely weekend

Right

Ronnie

Sarah

Sarah

Sarah

Say you have something on you that personal

See here i'm not by myself to bed talking to myself

Seth

Seth brundle

Steve

Stop

Sure

That is one big pile of shit

That is one big pile of shit

That's disgusting

That's silly that's ridiculous

Think they'll have that on the tour

This is the first I've heard of it #surprised #just learning now #didnt know that #d23

Uh #uh #um #speechless #dumbfounded #well #tfw #cant say #jeff goldblum

Uh-huh

Veronica

Watt

We gotta burn toxic waste pollute the air and rip up the ozone go is maybe if we screw this planet up enough they won't want it anymore

We want to be specific here in this room

Well

What

What have they got in there king kong

What the hell is going on my god in heaven

What's so great about discovery it's a violent penetrative act that scars what it explores what you call discovery I call the **** of the natural world

What's the time you have the time

When you gotta go you gotta go

Why not it'll make you feel sexy

Yahoo yaya it's not always starts

Yeah

Yeah but they're not working on something that changed the world as we know it

Yeah that's a strange thing to do

Yeah yeah he called me what do you notice about it

Yeah.

Yes yes

You got it all right you just can't handle it

You know exactly what I was talking about

You know your read what others had done and you and you took the next step you didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves so you don't take any responsibility

You might show a little respect

You might show a little respect the man saved our lives by giving his

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything

You you patent it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox and now we're selling it you want to sell it well

You're just

You're listening

You're married occasionally

You're wonderful it's like a drug but a perfectly pure and benign drug the power I feel surging inside me it would be really hard will be the perfect couple the dynamic duo

Your fucking drag you know that