💬 Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) Soundboard

A body wrap.

A facial.

Aah

Aah!

Aah! aah! aah!

After it dried out, it worked fine.

Again? sanka?

Ah!

All of your brothers

All right!

All right! hey! woo!

And a see through pushup bra

And don't come back!

And get your kicks

And i'm stronger than i knew

And nothing. i'm getting married next month.

And start a love train

And start a love train, love train

And there's a ufo in my pool. a ufo!

And they captured me,

And this was my audition

And? and?

Another light year's too long to wait

Are you nuts? what are you doing?

At this point, what have you got to lose?

Aw, wiploc.

Baby gonna shake all night

Baby gonna shake it right

Baby gonna shake so fast

Baby, just fix up your hair

Bambi, i never knew.

Bang! bang!

Barbara

Be careful. this ladder's a little loose.

Be right with you

Because i'm blond

Before the wedding.

Being here with you

Bfd. ted won't be there for a few hours

Bikini wax.

Boy

Brand

Brand new

Brand new girl

Breathe.

But i'm sure you can fix it, right?

But the guy i took home last night

But we made friends, and i fed them pop tarts.

But you do look like wookies or werewolves.

But, i mean, uh, no, no, no.

Can we go home?

Candy!

Come on

Come on now, people

Come on, candy.

Come on, now, hurry

Come on, you guys, what are you doing?

Come on. we're doing a makeover.

Comprende.

Cosmic

Cost a life.

Doctor, i'm afraid

Don't have to worry

Don't shoot. don't shoot. i just work here.

Don't you know

Don't you wish you were me?

Earth girls

Earth girls, so easy

Eons since i had a date

Everybody

Feel free to use the pool,

Finland is here?

For as long as i can

For everyone transcends here

From chicago to l.a.

From making a big mistake last night.

Gee..

Get down!

Get on board

Get on the love train

Get your kicks on route 66

Get yourself back in your car

Girl

Girls

Girls?

Give men enough rope, they'll dig their own grave.

Give them that love touch,

Give us bread.

Go back in the house. i'll be in soon.

Go in there...

Good bye, ted.

Good bye, valerie.

Good night, sweetheart.

Good?

Got you covered.

Great!

Guaranteed he'll get a rise

Guys, what you doing later?

Ha ha ha!

Have a mental margarita.

He'll want to dissect them.

Hello

Hello?

Help!

Hey

Hey, clown,

Hey, dudes.

Hey, guys!

Hey, valerie. it's woody.

Hey!

Hi, guys

Hi, val.

Hi.

Hi. you know val,

Hit me

Honey buns

Honey, if you vixenize

Hot damn! hot damn!

How is it hanging, mr. dude?

I i have to go now.

I ate all the frusen gladje.

I came home to talk to you alone.

I didn't think it would be so soon.

I don't have to think

I don't know what ted wants,

I don't know. they're aliens!

I don't think you'll ever understand

I don't why you abducted me anyway.

I don't. i just want to talk to him.

I feel sorry, sorry for you

I have to take out a gall bladder

I like 'em big and...?

I need romance.

I never would have believed that this could happen

I ought to give you a tracheotomy.

I talk like a baby

I think i'm going to enjoy this.

I think we'd like to keep a low profile, candy.

I thought you kind of looked

I told you not to tell fibs!

I wanted a last fling, that's all.

I was getting barreled in this totally cool tube.

I will take you to zuma beach.

I'll be gone till monday.

I'm exhausted.

I'm giving her a physical examination

I'm going to throw them out.

I'm in love with love, love, love

I'm thinking of you

If we bust your arm, you can put on your own cast.

If you want to be a femme fatale

Is giving us a shove

Is that zeebo?

Is, like, a compliment i'll remember

It doesn't matter what you wear to me

It just makes me giggle

It's amazing.

It's my beeper!

Join hands

Join the love train

Just chill out.

Just don't take out anything i'll need later.

Just got out of jail...

L.a., are you in the house?

Let's go to vegas tonight and get married.

Let's go where you can cool off.

Look, just because i'm getting married

Love train

Mac!

Maybe i'm kidding myself.

Maybelline

Most of them from other worlds

My brother's out of yale

New york, are you in the house?

No mr. right girlfriend.

No, no, no.

No, please. stop.

No. just so we can get away. do it.

No. that ted would do this to me.

Not food!

Not really.

Now i don't worship the ground you walk on

Now i'm going to show you something

Now i've been abducted by a ufo.

Now i've lost my faith in you

Now this is gonna hurt you, but i just got to say

Oh, hello, doctor.

Oh, look.

Oh, my god. that's wiploc.

Oh, what a day.

Oh, what was it like?

Oh! oh!

Oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! come on!

Oh! these pantyhose are old.

Oh.

Ok, dude.

Ok, dudes?

Ok, val, are you ready?

Ok?

On my forehead.

Ooh!

Ooh.

Or a freight train with a loose caboose

Out on the floor

People all over the world

Please forgive me.

Please pick up.

Promise me you will not freak out.

Ridin' on through

Shake all night

Shake it

Shake it fast, you can't go wrong

Shake it, baby, shake it

Shake that thing

Shake that thing all night long

Shake your honey buns...

She got her boobs done, and i never told anyone

She probably wasn't here when...

Shit, valerie!

Sisters and brothers

So easy

So easy, so easy

Someone should hose those girls down!

Something old...

Sorry.

Sounds neat.

Start a love train

Superman with a lobotomy

Sweetheart, i'm so glad to see you.

Sweetheart, i'm sorry.

Sweetheart, open the door!

Take it all.

Ted, make it stop.

Ted!

Ted.

Ted's car! follow me.

Tell all the folks in russia

Thanks.

That could be a real problem.

That looks great!

That was mercedes, my most expensive fish!

That's my wagon!

That's very dangerous.

The brand new girl

The cuticle convention, remember?

The natural look is nowhere

Then they're out in the hall...

There's always something we can do

There's nothing i'd rather do

These are natural.

They don't have last names.

They were pumping like that this morning

They were shakin' their cosmic things

This is great. watch this

This is mac,

This way.

Those are lemons.

Those are ted's fish!

Those finland guys?

Those little guys love the water.

Time to get on board

To figure that out

To sensualize the atmosphere of your love trap.

Twizzlers. i got some milk duds

Uh!

Um, sensual oil,

Um, what was it? ok, don't tell me.

Valerie, this is insane.

Valerie, what are you doing?

Very, very good.

Wait a minute. no. now, don't do that.

Wait a second.

Wait, you guys!

Wait. that's it!

We can go home now.

We can't because you're an alien,

We'll make you a new woman

We've got to get in there.

Well, i'm going to...

Well, uh..

What

What are you doing with a band, val?

What do i owe you?

What happened to my fish?

What is it now?

What is it?

What is this?

What was it?

What?

What'll it be? hmm

What's going on in my horoscope today?

What's going on?

What's her problem?

When you're ready for your chauffeur,

Where it takes us you don't care

Which one is that?

Who's on the most wanted list?

Who's the one they can't resist?

Whoa!

Why are you looking at me like that?

Why be with a zero when you can dance with a hero?

Wiploc!

Wiploc.

Woo, cosmic

Woody.

Yeah.

Yee wah.

Yes, i did, but she's fine

Yes, it's me.

Yes!

Yes. it's beautiful.

Yodel aydi...

You brought her home to have sex?

You could tell me anything. i'd never tell.

You each...

You got little alien house guests...

You got to learn the art of teasing

You hang 10 now.

You know that i've had lots of girls

You know, lemonade, lemon pledge.

You must be hearing things.

You need talent and ambition

You'd go anyplace or do anything

You'll see

You're tearing me apart!

Your hairdresser knows for sure

Your planet is weird.

94 in the valley. 88 in hollywood.

?comprende?

'cause i don't have to work

'cause i'm a blond

'cause i'm a blond, yeah, yeah, yeah

[beep! beep! beep! beep!]

[click click]

[crunch crunch crunch]

[imitating ted] valerie?

[making fish noise]

[meow meow]

[meow]

[ring]

[shouting]

[singing in spanish]

[speaking japanese]

[thud! ring!]

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) Soundboard
Earth Girls Are Easy is a delightful and colorful musical comedy film released in 1988. Directed by Julien Temple, this sci-fi romantic comedy revolves around the life of Valerie Gail, a manicurist who encounters three extraterrestrial beings with a taste for Earth girls. The film takes place in the sunny and carefree San Fernando Valley, where Valerie Gail, portrayed by the charming Geena Davis, finds herself in a rut within her mundane relationship. Her world is turned upside down when she discovers her dentist boyfriend cheating on her. Feeling lost and betrayed, Valerie heads to the beauty salon where her best friend, Candy, played by the bubbly and hilarious Julie Brown, works. Candy suggests that the two of them should venture into the chaotic and unknown world of dating. Enter Mac, Wiploc, and Zeebo, played respectively by Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans. These three lovable aliens crash land in Valerie's pool and quickly realize they are in desperate need of a makeover to blend in with Earth's inhabitants. Through hilarious misunderstandings and slapstick comedy, Valerie takes the three aliens to her salon, where they undergo a complete transformation. As the aliens try to adapt to Earth's customs and language, they find themselves in situations that result in both outrageous comedy and heartfelt moments. Valerie takes a liking to Mac, the least extraterrestrial-looking of the bunch, and romance begins to blossom in the most unconventional way. While the film primarily revolves around the comedic escapades of Valerie and the aliens, it also tackles themes of self-discovery, acceptance, and the importance of embracing one's uniqueness. Valerie, who initially feels unfulfilled and stuck in her life, finds herself exploring new horizons and discovering her own individuality through her interactions with the aliens. Earth Girls Are Easy encourages viewers to embrace their differences and reminds us of the transformative power of compassion and love. Aside from its entertaining storyline, Earth Girls Are Easy also boasts a lively and catchy soundtrack, featuring original songs performed by the talented cast. The film's soundtrack perfectly captures the colorful and vibrant atmosphere of the '80s, with upbeat tracks that will have you tapping your feet along. If you're a fan of '80s tunes, then Earth Girls Are Easy is sure to satisfy your musical cravings. From the energetic and infectious "Cause I'm a Blonde" performed by Julie Brown, to the romantic ballad "The Ground You Walk On" sung by Geena Davis, the soundtrack delivers a diverse range of musical styles that will keep you entertained from start to finish. Whether you're in the mood for a lighthearted comedy or simply want to immerse yourself in the nostalgic charm of '80s cinema, Earth Girls Are Easy is a film that should not be missed. With its stellar cast, toe-tapping tunes, and an endearing story, this cult classic remains a beloved gem of the decade. If you would like to experience the delightful sounds and catchy tunes from Earth Girls Are Easy, you can play and download the soundtrack here. Let the infectious melodies amp up your day and transport you to the colorful world of Valerie Gail and her alien companions.
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