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Ah
Ah
And they would beat me in stick pine cones in my ass
And they would beat me in stick pine cones in my ass
Are all the other men out of the shower yet
Are all the other men out of the shower yet
At goldman
At goldman
Beta
Beta
Birthday
Birthday
Danielle
Danielle
Demanding a pirate should stab me in the air when I was five
Demanding a pirate should stab me in the air when I was five
From an early age my parents discouraged loud noises
From an early age my parents discouraged loud noises
I enjoy my job is a pharmacist
I enjoy my job is a pharmacist
I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose
I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose
I remember when you real and I had our first kiss
I remember when you real and I had our first kiss
I think it's very very nice
I think it's very very nice
I think it's very very nice that our children had this wonderful kiss
I think it's very very nice that our children had this wonderful kiss
I took so many I thought I was mister peanut
I took so many I thought I was mister peanut
I was once addicted to antihistamines
I was once addicted to antihistamines
I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords
I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords
It was just awful
It was just awful
Jimmy hopkins
Jimmy hopkins
Like that
Like that
Mercy
Mercy
Mister peanut
Mister peanut
No
No
Nobody makes a full lettermore goldman
Nobody makes a full lettermore goldman
Oh
Oh
Oh god
Oh god
Oh god
Oh god
Oh god I think I just miscarried
Oh god I think I just miscarried
Oh just awful
Oh just awful
Oh she's a deer
Oh she's a deer
Oh they were awful
Oh they were awful
Peter
Peter
So awful
So awful
Sting
Sting
Take that your birthday
Take that your birthday
Tasty cakes
Tasty cakes
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you very much
That please flush the toilet twice once for the bow can again for the remainder
That please flush the toilet twice once for the bow can again for the remainder
They called me tastykakes
They called me tastykakes
They said big hurtful things to me
They said big hurtful things to me
They were very nasty to me about that
They were very nasty to me about that
Those were very bad times
Those were very bad times
Uh
Uh
We were both very sick
We were both very sick
What about you saying
What about you saying
What's the matter with you
What's the matter with you
Wonderful
Wonderful
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes