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Danny Collins (2015) Danny Collins is a heartwarming film released in 2015, directed by Dan Fogelman. Al Pacino stars as

Danny Collins (2015)

Danny Collins is a heartwarming film released in 2015, directed by Dan Fogelman. Al Pacino stars as the eponymous character, an aging rock star reflecting on his life and career. The movie also features Annette Bening, Jennifer Garner, and Bobby Cannavale. With a captivating story and beautiful performances, Danny Collins takes you on a journey of self-discovery and redemption. If you're intrigued by the film's soundtrack or want to relive the emotions it evokes, you can play and download the sounds here.

A blog.
A blog.
A blog. It's a...
A blog. It's a...
A couple years ago I got backstage passes for one of your shows.
A couple years ago I got backstage passes for one of your shows.
A fuckin' court jester with a microphone.
A fuckin' court jester with a microphone.
A gig, yeah. A gig?
A gig, yeah. A gig?
A gig. A gig is where I sing in front of people.
A gig. A gig is where I sing in front of people.
A great reaction. I'm sorry.
A great reaction. I'm sorry.
A little ahead when we sell properties. But only a little.
A little ahead when we sell properties. But only a little.
A little, yeah. I'm very excited.
A little, yeah. I'm very excited.
A whole room full of snoring old ladies.
A whole room full of snoring old ladies.
A, B minor, C sharp.
A, B minor, C sharp.
After all this time?
After all this time?
Ah, awesome. Beauty...
Ah, awesome. Beauty...
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Long line of drunks in my family.
Ah. Long line of drunks in my family.
All right, boys, let's move that puppy!
All right, boys, let's move that puppy!
All right, enough of this crap.
All right, enough of this crap.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All those properties, the housing market has collapsed.
All those properties, the housing market has collapsed.
All with the usual bullshit excuses.
All with the usual bullshit excuses.
ALL: Aw.
ALL: Aw.
ALL: Surprise!
ALL: Surprise!
Almost killed myself and others.
Almost killed myself and others.
Always one or the other.
Always one or the other.
Always with the same note.
Always with the same note.
Am I happy?
Am I happy?
And age appropriate.
And age appropriate.
And an amazing little girl.
And an amazing little girl.
And despite your celebrity, and despite what I want for my own family,
And despite your celebrity, and despite what I want for my own family,
And don't look down
And don't look down
And everything's going to be okay, all right?
And everything's going to be okay, all right?
And fix my little girl,
And fix my little girl,
And got drunk backstage after one of your concerts.
And got drunk backstage after one of your concerts.
And he finished it with, Well, what do you think of that?
And he finished it with, Well, what do you think of that?
And he's going to call you Tom.
And he's going to call you Tom.
And her friend, Busywork.
And her friend, Busywork.
And honorable,
And honorable,
And I do these exercises with her, every night really.
And I do these exercises with her, every night really.
And I don't know anyone else in New Jersey. So tough shit.
And I don't know anyone else in New Jersey. So tough shit.
And I found it. (DRAWER CLOSING)
And I found it. (DRAWER CLOSING)
And I love everything in it!
And I love everything in it!
And I saved a spot for Mary. She's with them.
And I saved a spot for Mary. She's with them.
And I thought... I said I thought it would.
And I thought... I said I thought it would.
And I used your credit card for the flight.
And I used your credit card for the flight.
And I want you to hear me sing.
And I want you to hear me sing.
And I will still go to hell because, you know, you can't buy redemption.
And I will still go to hell because, you know, you can't buy redemption.
And I, uh, get in touch with this one guy. He's a collector.
And I, uh, get in touch with this one guy. He's a collector.
And I'm not very sweet.
And I'm not very sweet.
And I'm thinking, I have to be back at work in 20 minutes.
And I'm thinking, I have to be back at work in 20 minutes.
And if it doesn't, then it happens quick.
And if it doesn't, then it happens quick.
And in it, I was asked by the fellow who was interviewing me
And in it, I was asked by the fellow who was interviewing me
And it would help if I had these cheeks there.
And it would help if I had these cheeks there.
And let it out in one big...
And let it out in one big...
And let them know that there might be
And let them know that there might be
And Mommy said, Tom... And Daddy said, N O.
And Mommy said, Tom... And Daddy said, N O.
And Mommy said... Easy“.
And Mommy said... Easy“.
And Mommy turned it off really fast.
And Mommy turned it off really fast.
And my balls are in her purse. In case you want to meet them later.
And my balls are in her purse. In case you want to meet them later.
And now, whenever I see a noodle,
And now, whenever I see a noodle,
And one of them screwed up the computer system
And one of them screwed up the computer system
And piano's not my first language.
And piano's not my first language.
And see if it's okay.
And see if it's okay.
And she couldn't hold a fucking candle to you.
And she couldn't hold a fucking candle to you.
And she was Miss Nevada before she got famous
And she was Miss Nevada before she got famous
And so young. Why are you all so young?
And so young. Why are you all so young?
And sometimes musicians travel door to door
And sometimes musicians travel door to door
And sometimes you don't want Girl Scout cookies,
And sometimes you don't want Girl Scout cookies,
And that will get worse.
And that will get worse.
And that'll dictate what our next steps should be.
And that'll dictate what our next steps should be.
And the bonus is that, uh,
And the bonus is that, uh,
And the itsy bitsy spider
And the itsy bitsy spider
And then go tell
And then go tell
And then he told me, quite emphatically,
And then he told me, quite emphatically,
And then maybe I could have avoided living such a bullshit life
And then maybe I could have avoided living such a bullshit life
And then once a week for 37 years,
And then once a week for 37 years,
And then we'd place her in one of our accredited...
And then we'd place her in one of our accredited...
And then, we'll tour.
And then, we'll tour.
And then, what, you and me hold hands and cry
And then, what, you and me hold hands and cry
And then, you know, I'm gone, forever.
And then, you know, I'm gone, forever.
And this is because of Sophie?
And this is because of Sophie?
And this last tour was my retirement plan for you.
And this last tour was my retirement plan for you.
And we can give him the honeymoon suite.
And we can give him the honeymoon suite.
And we hope that you will make Hilton a home
And we hope that you will make Hilton a home
And what college do you go to, young lady?
And what college do you go to, young lady?
And what I see in Hope's records,
And what I see in Hope's records,
And when he does, I feel pretty confident
And when he does, I feel pretty confident
And when I check it,
And when I check it,
And when I found out,
And when I found out,
And when you're done,
And when you're done,
And you have an interview in two hours.
And you have an interview in two hours.
And you know, what we were talking about before,
And you know, what we were talking about before,
And you put on a shirt with some fucking buttons.
And you put on a shirt with some fucking buttons.
And you still go to heaven because you're so damn tolerant.
And you still go to heaven because you're so damn tolerant.
And you?
And you?
And you're not exactly where you think you are.
And you're not exactly where you think you are.
And you're the manager of that hotel,
And you're the manager of that hotel,
And, Busywork?
And, Busywork?
And, oh, yeah, I got this rare form of leukemia
And, oh, yeah, I got this rare form of leukemia
And, you know, Princeton wasn't exactly in the cards.
And, you know, Princeton wasn't exactly in the cards.
Another Danny Collins? I think it's called the Danny Collins.
Another Danny Collins? I think it's called the Danny Collins.
Another life, huh?
Another life, huh?
Any room will suit me fine.
Any room will suit me fine.
Anyway, John, for some reason,
Anyway, John, for some reason,
Anyway, we were on tour in the Bay Area.
Anyway, we were on tour in the Bay Area.
Apparently not.
Apparently not.
Are we done here?
Are we done here?
Are we going to get Mommy and Daddy to say, Yes, it's okay?
Are we going to get Mommy and Daddy to say, Yes, it's okay?
Are you a good singer?
Are you a good singer?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you happy?
Are you happy?
Are you married, Mary?
Are you married, Mary?
Are you on something? (STAMMERING) What are you taking?
Are you on something? (STAMMERING) What are you taking?
Are you ready? Yup.
Are you ready? Yup.
As I am walking by
As I am walking by
As I'm walking by, I collect them all.
As I'm walking by, I collect them all.
As the music swells, is that it?
As the music swells, is that it?
AUDIENCE: Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.
AUDIENCE: Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Babe?
Babe?
Babe? Do you hear this? It's been going on...
Babe? Do you hear this? It's been going on...
Baby steps.
Baby steps.
Back at ya.
Back at ya.
Band's out there, ready.
Band's out there, ready.
Bay Breeze?
Bay Breeze?
Be where?
Be where?
Because actually,
Because actually,
Because I am rapidly falling in love with this here Hilton.
Because I am rapidly falling in love with this here Hilton.
Because I don't need a half hour of chit chat
Because I don't need a half hour of chit chat
Because I really haven't know you very long.
Because I really haven't know you very long.
Because I'm a singer.
Because I'm a singer.
Because I'm here to fucking stay.
Because I'm here to fucking stay.
Because if this is just a lame attempt to get me to your room then...
Because if this is just a lame attempt to get me to your room then...
Because it does.
Because it does.
Because it's a big thing for me. (CLAPS)
Because it's a big thing for me. (CLAPS)
Because when you were on the TV,
Because when you were on the TV,
Before she asks me what the hell we're talking about.
Before she asks me what the hell we're talking about.
Being rich and famous doesn't change the way you think.
Being rich and famous doesn't change the way you think.
Best friend I ever had, your father.
Best friend I ever had, your father.
Big day. Big day for me. I'm meeting someone for the first time.
Big day. Big day for me. I'm meeting someone for the first time.
BOTH: Who is Jackie Joyner Kersee?
BOTH: Who is Jackie Joyner Kersee?
Break a leg, Danny.
Break a leg, Danny.
Break a leg, kid.
Break a leg, kid.
Bring your friends, you have friends?
Bring your friends, you have friends?
BUSYWORK: Yeah. SOPHIE: Uh huh.
BUSYWORK: Yeah. SOPHIE: Uh huh.
Busywork.
Busywork.
But for now, let's just hope for the best. Stay positive, all right?
But for now, let's just hope for the best. Stay positive, all right?
But he's not the point, the point is
But he's not the point, the point is
But I am very proud of you, Danny.
But I am very proud of you, Danny.
But I don't want to say anything nice.
But I don't want to say anything nice.
But I have the most amazing wife in the history of wives,
But I have the most amazing wife in the history of wives,
But I hope that's not a deal breaker
But I hope that's not a deal breaker
But I thought you were great. Really.
But I thought you were great. Really.
But I'm going away.
But I'm going away.
But I'm nervous now. (CHUCKLING)
But I'm nervous now. (CHUCKLING)
But I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Donnelly.
But I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Donnelly.
But it's still cool, and I can't even stop talking!
But it's still cool, and I can't even stop talking!
But not too late. TOM: I don't know.
But not too late. TOM: I don't know.
But other than that, it's beautiful.
But other than that, it's beautiful.
But remarkably dim twenty somethings
But remarkably dim twenty somethings
But she's got trouble with focus.
But she's got trouble with focus.
But that doesn't matter, the point is
But that doesn't matter, the point is
But the autumn leaves
But the autumn leaves
But the autumn leaves they fall
But the autumn leaves they fall
But this one seems like the real deal.
But this one seems like the real deal.
But we actually did the opposite.
But we actually did the opposite.
But we have good patter. (MARY CHUCKLING)
But we have good patter. (MARY CHUCKLING)
But we have to check it out with Mom and Pop
But we have to check it out with Mom and Pop
But when he calls you Tom, it's always good news.
But when he calls you Tom, it's always good news.
But why the fuck New Jersey?
But why the fuck New Jersey?
But you know what it's like when I'm workin'.
But you know what it's like when I'm workin'.
But you know what, if it makes you sleep better at night,
But you know what, if it makes you sleep better at night,
But, uh, you're not bankrupt or anything.
But, uh, you're not bankrupt or anything.
But, wow, all she does is talk about you.
But, wow, all she does is talk about you.
But, you know, my life was so extreme.
But, you know, my life was so extreme.
Bye, honey. Slowly makes it more...
Bye, honey. Slowly makes it more...
Bye, Hope.
Bye, Hope.
Bye.
Bye.
Call me, we can discuss this.
Call me, we can discuss this.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question?
Can I buy you a drink?
Can I buy you a drink?
Can I have a bagel, Mom?
Can I have a bagel, Mom?
Can you just...
Can you just...
Can't choose your fans, Danny.
Can't choose your fans, Danny.
Careful, gentlemen!
Careful, gentlemen!
Christ, what, did he send you out here to check up on me?
Christ, what, did he send you out here to check up on me?
Climbed up the spout again
Climbed up the spout again
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Come on.
Come here. Come on.
Come in! It's unbolty thinged.
Come in! It's unbolty thinged.
Come on you, you started all this.
Come on you, you started all this.
Come on, babe, he wants to party.
Come on, babe, he wants to party.
Come on, get outta here. What are you talking about?
Come on, get outta here. What are you talking about?
Come on, let me show you the rest.
Come on, let me show you the rest.
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
Come on. Come on. What do I mean?
Come on. Come on. What do I mean?
Come to papa. (CHUCKLING)
Come to papa. (CHUCKLING)
Concessions! I know.
Concessions! I know.
Could you maybe say something to him?
Could you maybe say something to him?
Cover charge! Really? DANNY: Yes, that's right.
Cover charge! Really? DANNY: Yes, that's right.
Currently or in general?
Currently or in general?
Currently or in general? In general.
Currently or in general? In general.
Currently?
Currently?
Dad! What you doing? Go to Mommy. It's okay.
Dad! What you doing? Go to Mommy. It's okay.
Daddy's coming home.
Daddy's coming home.
Danny bailed me out.
Danny bailed me out.
Danny Collins showed up at our house.
Danny Collins showed up at our house.
Danny Collins. What are you doing here?
Danny Collins. What are you doing here?
Danny, Danny, Danny...
Danny, Danny, Danny...
Danny, I don't know what you're talking about.
Danny, I don't know what you're talking about.
Danny, you're having a breakdown.
Danny, you're having a breakdown.
Danny, you're spiraling.
Danny, you're spiraling.
DANNY: (SINGING) And I'm walking blind upon this road
DANNY: (SINGING) And I'm walking blind upon this road
DANNY: (SLURRING) Mary!
DANNY: (SLURRING) Mary!
DANNY: Hello, L.A.! It's good to be back!
DANNY: Hello, L.A.! It's good to be back!
DANNY: Hey, Jimmy! Hope.
DANNY: Hey, Jimmy! Hope.
DANNY: I wrote him, and then I talked to him on the phone.
DANNY: I wrote him, and then I talked to him on the phone.
DANNY: Jimmy, give us a minute. Thanks.
DANNY: Jimmy, give us a minute. Thanks.
DANNY: Look at this, there's three of us.
DANNY: Look at this, there's three of us.
DANNY: No, you said a day. Remember?
DANNY: No, you said a day. Remember?
DANNY: Oh, I did.
DANNY: Oh, I did.
DANNY: Oh, it's an upscale bar. You know, it's got...
DANNY: Oh, it's an upscale bar. You know, it's got...
DANNY: Oh, yeah...
DANNY: Oh, yeah...
DANNY: Okay. Let's just color.
DANNY: Okay. Let's just color.
DANNY: Ooh, ooh!
DANNY: Ooh, ooh!
DANNY: Samantha, you were there.
DANNY: Samantha, you were there.
DANNY: So I'll see you guys in Pittsburgh?
DANNY: So I'll see you guys in Pittsburgh?
DANNY: Sophie!
DANNY: Sophie!
DANNY: Then he writes,
DANNY: Then he writes,
DANNY: Well, I hope so. (CHUCKLING)
DANNY: Well, I hope so. (CHUCKLING)
DANNY: You don't like chicken noodle soup?
DANNY: You don't like chicken noodle soup?
DANNY: You're cool.
DANNY: You're cool.
Danny!
Danny!
Day ain't over yet.
Day ain't over yet.
Deal?
Deal?
Deal.
Deal.
Dear Danny Collins.
Dear Danny Collins.
Didn't I already color that?
Didn't I already color that?
Dinner tomorrow?
Dinner tomorrow?
Dinner?
Dinner?
Do you even hear yourself?
Do you even hear yourself?
Do you have a name, sir?
Do you have a name, sir?
Do you remember who did the original assessment?
Do you remember who did the original assessment?
Do you think I could bother you for a quick picture?
Do you think I could bother you for a quick picture?
DOCTOR: Now I have had success with this in the past.
DOCTOR: Now I have had success with this in the past.
DOCTOR: Okay, Tom, so here's where we are.
DOCTOR: Okay, Tom, so here's where we are.
Doctor's got her on full bed rest now.
Doctor's got her on full bed rest now.
Don't be mean to me. I really had a bad day.
Don't be mean to me. I really had a bad day.
Don't be so stubborn, Daddy! (WATER SPLASHING)
Don't be so stubborn, Daddy! (WATER SPLASHING)
Don't even think about it. Okay.
Don't even think about it. Okay.
Don't even worry about it. Come on.
Don't even worry about it. Come on.
Don't fucking touch me!
Don't fucking touch me!
Don't get cocky.
Don't get cocky.
Don't give me all the good stuff at once, will ya.
Don't give me all the good stuff at once, will ya.
Don't go after Mary. Mary's mine.
Don't go after Mary. Mary's mine.
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't say anything to anyone.
Don't say anything to anyone.
Don't we? Don't we, Jamie?
Don't we? Don't we, Jamie?
Don't you fucking touch me. If I meant that...
Don't you fucking touch me. If I meant that...
Don't... Don't...
Don't... Don't...
Done by 9:00. 9:00?
Done by 9:00. 9:00?
Done.
Done.
Down came the rain and it washed the spider out
Down came the rain and it washed the spider out
DR. KURTZ: A more formal interview is required, obviously.
DR. KURTZ: A more formal interview is required, obviously.
DR. KURTZ: How about that, huh?
DR. KURTZ: How about that, huh?
DR. KURTZ: No, elementary and middle.
DR. KURTZ: No, elementary and middle.
DR. KURTZ: We're only half speed during our summer programs.
DR. KURTZ: We're only half speed during our summer programs.
DR. KURTZ: You really are.
DR. KURTZ: You really are.
Drink as many as you want. On me. Danny.
Drink as many as you want. On me. Danny.
Drunker than I'd been the night before, the dumb shit.
Drunker than I'd been the night before, the dumb shit.
Each one had to be reprogrammed manually. I hope I made that clear.
Each one had to be reprogrammed manually. I hope I made that clear.
Each one older than the next. (CHUCKLING)
Each one older than the next. (CHUCKLING)
Eating a worm and it freaks me out.
Eating a worm and it freaks me out.
Eating the licorice the entire show.
Eating the licorice the entire show.
Every day.
Every day.
Every single thing he says upsets me. Let him have this one day.
Every single thing he says upsets me. Let him have this one day.
Every time I pull into my house.
Every time I pull into my house.
Everybody wins.
Everybody wins.
Everything he says upsets me.
Everything he says upsets me.
Everything is back there!
Everything is back there!
Everything is on this bus!
Everything is on this bus!
Everything's going to be all right, son.
Everything's going to be all right, son.
Everything's going to be all right, son.
Everything's going to be all right, son.
Everything's going to be okay.
Everything's going to be okay.
Exactly, I mean, you're meeting
Exactly, I mean, you're meeting
Except to say that it was a wild thing she did when she was 23
Except to say that it was a wild thing she did when she was 23
Family's up front. (CHUCKLING)
Family's up front. (CHUCKLING)
Fella named DeLoach?
Fella named DeLoach?
For Chime Mag.
For Chime Mag.
For more than five minutes.
For more than five minutes.
For my handsome young friend here?
For my handsome young friend here?
For sure as shit, I would have called him.
For sure as shit, I would have called him.
For the past 40 years, that's what I think, John.
For the past 40 years, that's what I think, John.
Frank called me this morning and we're going back on tour.
Frank called me this morning and we're going back on tour.
Frank, I decided,
Frank, I decided,
FRANK: Danny? Hey.
FRANK: Danny? Hey.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank. Gee, lowed you a call.
Frank. Gee, lowed you a call.
Fuck it, I don't care. I don't care.
Fuck it, I don't care. I don't care.
Fuck, you're kidding me?
Fuck, you're kidding me?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking Mets break my heart every year.
Fucking Mets break my heart every year.
Fully appropriate cocktail menu. Cover charge...
Fully appropriate cocktail menu. Cover charge...
Ginger? No.
Ginger? No.
Give me a little credit, will ya? Sophie?
Give me a little credit, will ya? Sophie?
Give me a little more pressure. Just what I need.
Give me a little more pressure. Just what I need.
Go ahead, man.
Go ahead, man.
Go on in. He'll be thrilled to see you.
Go on in. He'll be thrilled to see you.
God bless you, Danny Collins.
God bless you, Danny Collins.
God damn it, fucking Frank!
God damn it, fucking Frank!
Good night, Danny.
Good night, Danny.
Good night, Mary. Good night.
Good night, Mary. Good night.
Good night, Samantha.
Good night, Samantha.
Good to see you, buddy.
Good to see you, buddy.
Goodbye to Hope.
Goodbye to Hope.
Goodbye, Mr. Collins.
Goodbye, Mr. Collins.
Gotta listen to Mama. That's a good idea. SAMANTHA: Listen to Mama.
Gotta listen to Mama. That's a good idea. SAMANTHA: Listen to Mama.
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Grandpa! (FRAME SHATTERS)
Grandpa! (FRAME SHATTERS)
Grandpa? Honey.
Grandpa? Honey.
Guess what? What?
Guess what? What?
Guy DeLoach with the apparently pre pubescent Danny Collins.
Guy DeLoach with the apparently pre pubescent Danny Collins.
Ha! Fine.
Ha! Fine.
Hang on. Mary!
Hang on. Mary!
Have a nice day, Mr. Collins.
Have a nice day, Mr. Collins.
Have I ever let you down before?
Have I ever let you down before?
Have you heard of the New Compass School in Manhattan?
Have you heard of the New Compass School in Manhattan?
He calls you Tom. It's here,
He calls you Tom. It's here,
He did. I'm great. Yeah.
He did. I'm great. Yeah.
He disagreed strongly.
He disagreed strongly.
He disagreed.
He disagreed.
He doesn't want the honeymoon suite.
He doesn't want the honeymoon suite.
He either calls you Mr. Donnelly or Tom.
He either calls you Mr. Donnelly or Tom.
He had his own home telephone number in Ascot.
He had his own home telephone number in Ascot.
He just keeps it up his ass half the time.
He just keeps it up his ass half the time.
He said he was sending it to me.
He said he was sending it to me.
He sent it to you care of this DeLoach guy.
He sent it to you care of this DeLoach guy.
He visited me every Saturday till I got dry,
He visited me every Saturday till I got dry,
He wants to stay indefinitely
He wants to stay indefinitely
He was a big fan. Oh, he loved it.
He was a big fan. Oh, he loved it.
He wrote you a letter.
He wrote you a letter.
He'd rather walk around like the living dead
He'd rather walk around like the living dead
He's a wonderful boy.
He's a wonderful boy.
He's at work.
He's at work.
He's bitch slappin' the business center is what he's...
He's bitch slappin' the business center is what he's...
He's having bagels in the kitchen with Hope.
He's having bagels in the kitchen with Hope.
He's not a stranger, we saw him on TV.
He's not a stranger, we saw him on TV.
He's our guest.
He's our guest.
He's solid,
He's solid,
He's talking about three weeks of this target therapy shit.
He's talking about three weeks of this target therapy shit.
He's your fan, he's just trying to impress you.
He's your fan, he's just trying to impress you.
Hear us? Zeal's not awful. Zeal's not great.
Hear us? Zeal's not awful. Zeal's not great.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Her aunt died last week, so we had a substitute.
Her aunt died last week, so we had a substitute.
Her real name was Dawn Wells.
Her real name was Dawn Wells.
Hey Hey.
Hey Hey.
Hey, baby doll
Hey, baby doll
Hey, baby doll!
Hey, baby doll!
Hey, baby doll!
Hey, baby doll!
Hey, Jamie.
Hey, Jamie.
Hey, Ray!
Hey, Ray!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Wherever you are, it's okay,
Hey! Wherever you are, it's okay,
Hey. Yeah?
Hey. Yeah?
Hi, Grandpa!
Hi, Grandpa!
Hi, Samantha Donnelly. I follow you on Twitter.
Hi, Samantha Donnelly. I follow you on Twitter.
Hi, sorry, I don't think we met.
Hi, sorry, I don't think we met.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Tom Donnelly for Dr. Silverman.
Hi. Tom Donnelly for Dr. Silverman.
Hiroshi.
Hiroshi.
Hold it in as long as you can go,
Hold it in as long as you can go,
Hold on.
Hold on.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Honestly, this kind of was just a lame attempt to get you up to my room.
Honestly, this kind of was just a lame attempt to get you up to my room.
Honestly? (CHUCKLING)
Honestly? (CHUCKLING)
Hope, is your Daddy the most stubborn man on the planet?
Hope, is your Daddy the most stubborn man on the planet?
Hope, say goodbye to Mr. Collins.
Hope, say goodbye to Mr. Collins.
Hope, your favorite flower is a...
Hope, your favorite flower is a...
HOPE: (SINGING) The itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout
HOPE: (SINGING) The itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout
HOPE: Daddy! Daddy!
HOPE: Daddy! Daddy!
HOPE: I want a bagel.
HOPE: I want a bagel.
HOPE: It has a shower! DANNY: I know.
HOPE: It has a shower! DANNY: I know.
HOPE: Listen to Mama!
HOPE: Listen to Mama!
HOPE: One, two, three...
HOPE: One, two, three...
Hope! Hope!
Hope! Hope!
How about that guy out front?
How about that guy out front?
How about that? We should take this on the road.
How about that? We should take this on the road.
How do I look?
How do I look?
How I allowed it to go on this long.
How I allowed it to go on this long.
How much does insurance even cost...
How much does insurance even cost...
How the fuck do you not like chicken noodle soup?
How the fuck do you not like chicken noodle soup?
How we doing tonight? Oh. (EXHALING DEEPLY)
How we doing tonight? Oh. (EXHALING DEEPLY)
How's this for normal, superstar?
How's this for normal, superstar?
How's your health?
How's your health?
I agree. Yeah.
I agree. Yeah.
I always thought, whoever you were,
I always thought, whoever you were,
I am exhausted.
I am exhausted.
I am not a dinner tease.
I am not a dinner tease.
I am not cool.
I am not cool.
I am not happy about that.
I am not happy about that.
I am not mad.
I am not mad.
I am not ready to leave them.
I am not ready to leave them.
I am right in the front row.
I am right in the front row.
I am truly very sorry,
I am truly very sorry,
I am wondering what I'm going to tell my little girl about who you are.
I am wondering what I'm going to tell my little girl about who you are.
I appreciated your zeal.
I appreciated your zeal.
I can see her vagina again.
I can see her vagina again.
I can't believe I'm going to meet him.
I can't believe I'm going to meet him.
I can't waste any more time.
I can't waste any more time.
I collect them all
I collect them all
I did. I did.
I did. I did.
I didn't agree to a day. Samantha. For God's sake.
I didn't agree to a day. Samantha. For God's sake.
I didn't know... Hi, Samantha. Hi.
I didn't know... Hi, Samantha. Hi.
I didn't pull in the way I usually do,
I didn't pull in the way I usually do,
I do, yes, I do. Okay.
I do, yes, I do. Okay.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. My GPS tells me
I don't know. My GPS tells me
I don't like noodles, okay?
I don't like noodles, okay?
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I don't think agreed is the word.
I don't think agreed is the word.
I don't think I can handle it.
I don't think I can handle it.
I don't want his piano. Yeah?
I don't want his piano. Yeah?
I don't want that to start.
I don't want that to start.
I don't want the last thing lever said to you to be mean,
I don't want the last thing lever said to you to be mean,
I fell asleep at the wheel.
I fell asleep at the wheel.
I find out in a few days.
I find out in a few days.
I fired the pool guy and the gardener.
I fired the pool guy and the gardener.
I gave Nicky my Mercedes.
I gave Nicky my Mercedes.
I get four cases of bottled water,
I get four cases of bottled water,
I get it. Okay.
I get it. Okay.
I get that a lot. What's your name?
I get that a lot. What's your name?
I got a $200,000 mortgage.
I got a $200,000 mortgage.
I got a pregnant wife.
I got a pregnant wife.
I got it all, baby. I got it all. DANNY: Okay.
I got it all, baby. I got it all. DANNY: Okay.
I got on the first flight out.
I got on the first flight out.
I guess he's probably the one who, um,
I guess he's probably the one who, um,
I guess it does a little.
I guess it does a little.
I had tracked him down years ago, you know,
I had tracked him down years ago, you know,
I hate my boss.
I hate my boss.
I have to call him. I mean, I have to call him.
I have to call him. I mean, I have to call him.
I haven't written a song in 30 years. Thirty years.
I haven't written a song in 30 years. Thirty years.
I hope that's okay.
I hope that's okay.
I just couldn't...
I just couldn't...
I just finished the first grade.
I just finished the first grade.
I just wanna see your face.
I just wanna see your face.
I just want to know who the fuck is in my house. That's all.
I just want to know who the fuck is in my house. That's all.
I just... It wasn't right, you know?
I just... It wasn't right, you know?
I know how fanatical you are about Lennon.
I know how fanatical you are about Lennon.
I know what will happen.
I know what will happen.
I know. Come on!
I know. Come on!
I know. I've been told.
I know. I've been told.
I know. There's a lot I want to tell you, pal.
I know. There's a lot I want to tell you, pal.
I like your lawn.
I like your lawn.
I look absurd with her.
I look absurd with her.
I lost my nerve.
I lost my nerve.
I love that. So what?
I love that. So what?
I mean, after all, you're...
I mean, after all, you're...
I mean, I guess this means that finally you'll let me buy you dinner?
I mean, I guess this means that finally you'll let me buy you dinner?
I mean, I would love for our children
I mean, I would love for our children
I mean, I'm not running for Pope.
I mean, I'm not running for Pope.
I mean, Mr. Collins. I mean, uh...
I mean, Mr. Collins. I mean, uh...
I mean, sure, you've gone through three wives already,
I mean, sure, you've gone through three wives already,
I mean, the time he liked your white cell count. Remember that?
I mean, the time he liked your white cell count. Remember that?
I mean, we had a big piece. I know.
I mean, we had a big piece. I know.
I mean, we shouldn't have sold
I mean, we shouldn't have sold
I mean, what else is there?
I mean, what else is there?
I mean, you must've mentioned Lennon or something.
I mean, you must've mentioned Lennon or something.
I mean, you need me, I'll be...
I mean, you need me, I'll be...
I mean, you're going to need help. You have a friend?
I mean, you're going to need help. You have a friend?
I met him, his wife, my granddaughter.
I met him, his wife, my granddaughter.
I need a plane.
I need a plane.
I need the money. I got a family now.
I need the money. I got a family now.
I noticed something very interesting.
I noticed something very interesting.
I promise, I'm not mad.
I promise, I'm not mad.
I pulled some strings,
I pulled some strings,
I really didn't like the way he looked at me.
I really didn't like the way he looked at me.
I ripped them up, okay? Okay.
I ripped them up, okay? Okay.
I see that.
I see that.
I see.
I see.
I sent checks.
I sent checks.
I started drinking, heavily.
I started drinking, heavily.
I still don't know...
I still don't know...
I suspect the interview will go well.
I suspect the interview will go well.
I tell him that I'm looking to get you something special.
I tell him that I'm looking to get you something special.
I think we should be honest with one another.
I think we should be honest with one another.
I think you know this one.
I think you know this one.
I think, maybe, uh, you should have sent the letter to my house.
I think, maybe, uh, you should have sent the letter to my house.
I thought I'd come back and see how you're doing, you know. You nervous?
I thought I'd come back and see how you're doing, you know. You nervous?
I thought it'd be fucking easier than this. (CHUCKLING)
I thought it'd be fucking easier than this. (CHUCKLING)
I told you.
I told you.
I tracked down my grown son,
I tracked down my grown son,
I use her last name. Anything else?
I use her last name. Anything else?
I wanna hear you sing.
I wanna hear you sing.
I wanna say something, but I'm afraid I'm going to be too nice.
I wanna say something, but I'm afraid I'm going to be too nice.
I wanna taste.
I wanna taste.
I want to be a part of your life.
I want to be a part of your life.
I want to cancel the rest of the tour.
I want to cancel the rest of the tour.
I want you to hear me sing
I want you to hear me sing
I want you to stay here for a while, if you wish.
I want you to stay here for a while, if you wish.
I was going to make you sign a prenup anyway.
I was going to make you sign a prenup anyway.
I was so strung out
I was so strung out
I was wondering if you could help me with something.
I was wondering if you could help me with something.
I will never be forced to sing those songs again.
I will never be forced to sing those songs again.
I will not try to stop that.
I will not try to stop that.
I will tweet this to you. Awesome.
I will tweet this to you. Awesome.
I won't think about killing myself every night.
I won't think about killing myself every night.
I wonder if anyone's noticing.
I wonder if anyone's noticing.
I work construction. Local, residential.
I work construction. Local, residential.
I would have called him.
I would have called him.
I would love for my husband to know his father.
I would love for my husband to know his father.
I wouldn't think so, no.
I wouldn't think so, no.
I, uh, tried to help.
I, uh, tried to help.
I'd rather she heard it from me.
I'd rather she heard it from me.
I'll be playing a gig in a bar.
I'll be playing a gig in a bar.
I'll give you guys a minute. Thank you, Doc.
I'll give you guys a minute. Thank you, Doc.
I'll keep making passes and we'll see who quits first.
I'll keep making passes and we'll see who quits first.
I'll tell you what. (KEYS CLINKING)
I'll tell you what. (KEYS CLINKING)
I'll tell you when we get home.
I'll tell you when we get home.
I'm a bit out of my depth.
I'm a bit out of my depth.
I'm a fucking joke.
I'm a fucking joke.
I'm a huge fan of this Hilton.
I'm a huge fan of this Hilton.
I'm an MC.
I'm an MC.
I'm broken. Ain't nothin' left to break.
I'm broken. Ain't nothin' left to break.
I'm done with all of that shit too.
I'm done with all of that shit too.
I'm done, Frank.
I'm done, Frank.
I'm Dr. Kurtz.
I'm Dr. Kurtz.
I'm elastic only on the weekends. (CHUCKLING)
I'm elastic only on the weekends. (CHUCKLING)
I'm fine, baby. SAMANTHA: Yeah, don't be so stubborn, Daddy!
I'm fine, baby. SAMANTHA: Yeah, don't be so stubborn, Daddy!
I'm going to call you Busywork because she's always doing busywork.
I'm going to call you Busywork because she's always doing busywork.
I'm going to Delaware on a job. That's what she knows.
I'm going to Delaware on a job. That's what she knows.
I'm going to go to a gig at a bar.
I'm going to go to a gig at a bar.
I'm gonna go rest before my surprise party.
I'm gonna go rest before my surprise party.
I'm gonna miss you. Gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you. Gonna miss you.
I'm grabbing a cab.
I'm grabbing a cab.
I'm here as your friend, Danny. Not as your manager.
I'm here as your friend, Danny. Not as your manager.
I'm home!
I'm home!
I'm home!
I'm home!
I'm Hope! Over here! That's me!
I'm Hope! Over here! That's me!
I'm in a giving vein today.
I'm in a giving vein today.
I'm in the shower.
I'm in the shower.
I'm just, uh... (EXHALING DEEPLY)
I'm just, uh... (EXHALING DEEPLY)
I'm looking for my address book.
I'm looking for my address book.
I'm Mary, the hotel manager.
I'm Mary, the hotel manager.
I'm never nervous. Hand to God, not once.
I'm never nervous. Hand to God, not once.
I'm not following this, Frank.
I'm not following this, Frank.
I'm not going to lose my hair.
I'm not going to lose my hair.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not sorry.
I'm not sorry.
I'm off for the summer.
I'm off for the summer.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm running my operation out of the business center.
I'm running my operation out of the business center.
I'm saying I'm gonna get Hope
I'm saying I'm gonna get Hope
I'm seven! I'm Hope!
I'm seven! I'm Hope!
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
I'm sorry, are you on drugs?
I'm sorry, are you on drugs?
I'm sorry, but I'm not seeing your point.
I'm sorry, but I'm not seeing your point.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
I'm sorry, what exactly do you want?
I'm sorry, what exactly do you want?
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry. I'm a little giddy. Laughing, no...
I'm sorry. I'm a little giddy. Laughing, no...
I'm sorry. It's okay, man. Look“.
I'm sorry. It's okay, man. Look“.
I'm told that's what families do.
I'm told that's what families do.
I'm Tom. Tom. Then you must be Hope.
I'm Tom. Tom. Then you must be Hope.
I'm walking blind upon this road in search of higher ground
I'm walking blind upon this road in search of higher ground
I'm way too old to be putting this much shit up my nose.
I'm way too old to be putting this much shit up my nose.
I'm writing, Frank.
I'm writing, Frank.
I've been abusing my body for the better part of four decades.
I've been abusing my body for the better part of four decades.
I've been breaking down for 40 years.
I've been breaking down for 40 years.
I've been going over things with Bill
I've been going over things with Bill
I've been holding onto this for months now.
I've been holding onto this for months now.
I've been holding onto this for three months.
I've been holding onto this for three months.
I've been so busy... (CHUCKLING) Yeah, apparently.
I've been so busy... (CHUCKLING) Yeah, apparently.
I've been taking notes.
I've been taking notes.
IEP.
IEP.
If I became, you know, rich beyond the dreams of avarice, you know,
If I became, you know, rich beyond the dreams of avarice, you know,
If I got that letter when I was supposed to?
If I got that letter when I was supposed to?
If I had a word with Danny in private?
If I had a word with Danny in private?
If I have,
If I have,
If I, um...
If I, um...
If it's bad,
If it's bad,
If it's taken, then maybe I stand a chance.
If it's taken, then maybe I stand a chance.
If that makes you feel better. Hmm?
If that makes you feel better. Hmm?
If what I just did qualified as singing, I'd be great.
If what I just did qualified as singing, I'd be great.
In 1971.
In 1971.
In a few minutes, my husband is going to walk through that door
In a few minutes, my husband is going to walk through that door
In musical knowledge or theory.
In musical knowledge or theory.
In this case, yes.
In this case, yes.
In two hours at the New Compass School?
In two hours at the New Compass School?
Individualized Educational Program?
Individualized Educational Program?
Instead of just get antibiotics.
Instead of just get antibiotics.
INTERVIEWER: Right, yeah. COLLINS: So that's the frustrating thing, you see.
INTERVIEWER: Right, yeah. COLLINS: So that's the frustrating thing, you see.
Is so fucking remote. (CHUCKLING)
Is so fucking remote. (CHUCKLING)
Is that he's got a good heart.
Is that he's got a good heart.
Is that your big problem?
Is that your big problem?
Is there a protocol on how to handle the situation?
Is there a protocol on how to handle the situation?
It doesn't corrupt your art.
It doesn't corrupt your art.
It has a certain feel to it. (SNIFFLING)
It has a certain feel to it. (SNIFFLING)
It just turns me on.
It just turns me on.
It looks like it could be a house.
It looks like it could be a house.
It was a good show tonight, kid.
It was a good show tonight, kid.
It was a good show tonight, kid.
It was a good show tonight, kid.
It was a worse night for me.
It was a worse night for me.
It was in the first grade when we started to notice
It was in the first grade when we started to notice
It was so full of drugs and women...
It was so full of drugs and women...
It wasn't the right time.
It wasn't the right time.
It's a boy.
It's a boy.
It's a little late for that, isn't it?
It's a little late for that, isn't it?
It's at a bar, huh?
It's at a bar, huh?
It's been a real struggle for us.
It's been a real struggle for us.
It's been happening for weeks, at least since you got back.
It's been happening for weeks, at least since you got back.
It's been said, yes. I can afford it, though.
It's been said, yes. I can afford it, though.
It's fine by me. You're young, have fun.
It's fine by me. You're young, have fun.
It's fine, that's what you're good at.
It's fine, that's what you're good at.
It's going to be all right.
It's going to be all right.
It's gone.
It's gone.
It's got a multi modal approach
It's got a multi modal approach
It's in the blood.
It's in the blood.
It's just a little bug. SAMANTHA: It's not a little bug.
It's just a little bug. SAMANTHA: It's not a little bug.
It's just a little short.
It's just a little short.
It's just dead.
It's just dead.
It's just that you need to understand how serious it is.
It's just that you need to understand how serious it is.
It's like one big IEP here.
It's like one big IEP here.
It's like there's a six year wait.
It's like there's a six year wait.
It's never good news.
It's never good news.
It's not over, Dad! (CHUCKLING)
It's not over, Dad! (CHUCKLING)
It's not... What happened last night?
It's not... What happened last night?
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad.
It's ready for you, sir.
It's ready for you, sir.
It's the man from TV that we saw singing!
It's the man from TV that we saw singing!
It's the most progressive private school in the country.
It's the most progressive private school in the country.
It's what Mom died...
It's what Mom died...
Jamie? That's the one.
Jamie? That's the one.
Jersey.
Jersey.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus H!
Jesus H!
Jesus, Frank,
Jesus, Frank,
Jesus, just come out.
Jesus, just come out.
Jesus. You look like Lee Trevino.
Jesus. You look like Lee Trevino.
Jimmy, you wanna help her, please?
Jimmy, you wanna help her, please?
John Lennon writes, What do you think about that, Danny Collins?
John Lennon writes, What do you think about that, Danny Collins?
John Lennon wrote you a handwritten letter in 1971.
John Lennon wrote you a handwritten letter in 1971.
John Lennon wrote you a letter, pal,
John Lennon wrote you a letter, pal,
Josh, give me tequila, rocks, something añejo, and a splash of soda.
Josh, give me tequila, rocks, something añejo, and a splash of soda.
Josh.
Josh.
Judd, yeah, right. Okay, very good. Yeah, yeah.
Judd, yeah, right. Okay, very good. Yeah, yeah.
Judd.
Judd.
June 30th, 1971.
June 30th, 1971.
Just after I've had my first album out.
Just after I've had my first album out.
Just busywork around here.
Just busywork around here.
Just don't want any.
Just don't want any.
Just get me a gig.
Just get me a gig.
Just give it a chance.
Just give it a chance.
Just give me a day to do something good for you.
Just give me a day to do something good for you.
Just like Girl Scouts sell their cookies. Yeah.
Just like Girl Scouts sell their cookies. Yeah.
Just never got the nerve up to, uh, come see him.
Just never got the nerve up to, uh, come see him.
Just real quick. Real quick, my mom will die.
Just real quick. Real quick, my mom will die.
Just sat there gummin' it for two hours.
Just sat there gummin' it for two hours.
Just tell me whose.
Just tell me whose.
Just tell me whose.
Just tell me whose.
Just working out a little something.
Just working out a little something.
Just, you know, something like Springsteen would go do.
Just, you know, something like Springsteen would go do.
Kind of means I sort of like ya.
Kind of means I sort of like ya.
Kiss?
Kiss?
Language, dean
Language, dean
Learning issues, behavioral stuff, all of it.
Learning issues, behavioral stuff, all of it.
Lennon read it.
Lennon read it.
Let me ask you something. How did you think this was going to end,
Let me ask you something. How did you think this was going to end,
Let me go back inside and talk to my wife
Let me go back inside and talk to my wife
Let's do this thing. Come on.
Let's do this thing. Come on.
Let's forget about what I said about drinking.
Let's forget about what I said about drinking.
Let's go support our sugar daddy.
Let's go support our sugar daddy.
Let's see how you do first.
Let's see how you do first.
Like four people have been here. (ENGINE RUMBLING)
Like four people have been here. (ENGINE RUMBLING)
Listen, if this news is bad...
Listen, if this news is bad...
Literally, every time, it's a good thing when he calls you Tom.
Literally, every time, it's a good thing when he calls you Tom.
Little birthday blues, I guess.
Little birthday blues, I guess.
Look at that face.
Look at that face.
Look at that. Now we're getting patter.
Look at that. Now we're getting patter.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this. Startin' to get it.
Look at this. Startin' to get it.
Look who it is, it's the man from TV!
Look who it is, it's the man from TV!
Look, I don't care enough to be angry.
Look, I don't care enough to be angry.
Look, I got a great doctor in New York.
Look, I got a great doctor in New York.
Look, I'll check you in, okay? No.
Look, I'll check you in, okay? No.
Look, I'm the one that should be sorry.
Look, I'm the one that should be sorry.
Look, it's a $30,000 instrument, Tom. Sell it, for all I care.
Look, it's a $30,000 instrument, Tom. Sell it, for all I care.
Look, it's on TV! (TAPPING ON FLOOR)
Look, it's on TV! (TAPPING ON FLOOR)
Look, you want a little bit of the real world, huh?
Look, you want a little bit of the real world, huh?
Looking like that information
Looking like that information
Love, John.
Love, John.
Made one pack of licorice last the whole show.
Made one pack of licorice last the whole show.
Make sure they know.
Make sure they know.
Makes him phobic about chicken noodle soup?
Makes him phobic about chicken noodle soup?
Makes me think of worms.
Makes me think of worms.
Making some changes in my life.
Making some changes in my life.
MAN #1: Come on, Danny, play Baby Doll!
MAN #1: Come on, Danny, play Baby Doll!
MAN #1: Jesus H!
MAN #1: Jesus H!
MAN #1: ls this cool? Sure.
MAN #1: ls this cool? Sure.
MAN #2: I'm sorry?
MAN #2: I'm sorry?
MAN #2: Sure.
MAN #2: Sure.
MAN #2: Yeah.
MAN #2: Yeah.
MAN #3: Baby Doll!
MAN #3: Baby Doll!
Man, if another wonderful face comes out of there,
Man, if another wonderful face comes out of there,
Man, nothing holds my moves back.
Man, nothing holds my moves back.
MAN: Bye, Danny.
MAN: Bye, Danny.
MAN: Excuse me, Mr. Collins?
MAN: Excuse me, Mr. Collins?
Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island,
Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island,
Mary Ann? Yeah.
Mary Ann? Yeah.
Mary thinks it's really good.
Mary thinks it's really good.
Mary, wait, wait, wait.
Mary, wait, wait, wait.
Mary, you keep passing,
Mary, you keep passing,
Mary, you know, I've done this a zillion times.
Mary, you know, I've done this a zillion times.
MARY: ...doesn't corrupt your art, only you can do that.
MARY: ...doesn't corrupt your art, only you can do that.
MARY: Hi. Hey.
MARY: Hi. Hey.
MARY: Rick and I split last year.
MARY: Rick and I split last year.
May I give you 100 bucks?
May I give you 100 bucks?
May I...
May I...
Maybe you should ask her out.
Maybe you should ask her out.
Maybe. I don't know. I hope not.
Maybe. I don't know. I hope not.
Merchandise! I know.
Merchandise! I know.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. I gave up.
Mmm. I gave up.
Mmm. You know...
Mmm. You know...
Mmm.Ah.
Mmm.Ah.
Mom, Dad, you're not going to believe it!
Mom, Dad, you're not going to believe it!
Mommy called you. And you're home early.
Mommy called you. And you're home early.
Mommy, do you see this?
Mommy, do you see this?
Mommy, look! It's Yo Gabba Gabba! I see it.
Mommy, look! It's Yo Gabba Gabba! I see it.
More normal people.
More normal people.
More than anything in the world.
More than anything in the world.
More than anything, it's your writing.
More than anything, it's your writing.
More women than you know what to do with.
More women than you know what to do with.
Most people are a little alarmed at how awful it can feel.
Most people are a little alarmed at how awful it can feel.
Mr. Collins, say goodbye to Hope.
Mr. Collins, say goodbye to Hope.
Mr. Collins.
Mr. Collins.
Mr. Donnelly?
Mr. Donnelly?
My baby!
My baby!
My daddy said, Shut it off, Samantha!
My daddy said, Shut it off, Samantha!
My granddaughter, ladies and gentlemen.
My granddaughter, ladies and gentlemen.
My guy needs a little rest here.
My guy needs a little rest here.
My manager and my best friend.
My manager and my best friend.
My parents are dead. His mom is, too.
My parents are dead. His mom is, too.
My parents had their first dance to one of your songs.
My parents had their first dance to one of your songs.
My phone number is below.
My phone number is below.
My second wife actually was one of the stars of Gilligan's Island.
My second wife actually was one of the stars of Gilligan's Island.
My waters will keep coming, no matter what.
My waters will keep coming, no matter what.
My wife, Samantha. My daughter, Hope. It's so good to meet you.
My wife, Samantha. My daughter, Hope. It's so good to meet you.
Nah. I look sharp. (MARY CHUCKLING)
Nah. I look sharp. (MARY CHUCKLING)
Never married, never spoke about you
Never married, never spoke about you
New billboard went up on Sunset.
New billboard went up on Sunset.
Next thing you know, he's shooting you up
Next thing you know, he's shooting you up
Nicky Ernst!
Nicky Ernst!
Nicky Ernst. Absolute pleasure to meet you.
Nicky Ernst. Absolute pleasure to meet you.
Nicky. on, Nicky.
Nicky. on, Nicky.
No more, no more drinking, no more drugging. (COUGHING)
No more, no more drinking, no more drugging. (COUGHING)
No, Busywork.
No, Busywork.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
No, I get it. I get it. Family can be messy.
No, I get it. I get it. Family can be messy.
No, I just don't... I usually don't drink this much.
No, I just don't... I usually don't drink this much.
No, I'm not sick.
No, I'm not sick.
No, listen to me. Uh...
No, listen to me. Uh...
No, no, no, don't go now. Stay. Good night, Danny.
No, no, no, don't go now. Stay. Good night, Danny.
No, no, no, I don't need you. You do...
No, no, no, I don't need you. You do...
No, no, no. Wait, wait. Hang on, wait.
No, no, no. Wait, wait. Hang on, wait.
No, no, no. We live in New Jersey.
No, no, no. We live in New Jersey.
No, no. He's got her. He's got her. Thank you, Jimmy.
No, no. He's got her. He's got her. Thank you, Jimmy.
No, not really.
No, not really.
No, she'll have a driver.
No, she'll have a driver.
No, that's nice. So this...
No, that's nice. So this...
No, that's okay.
No, that's okay.
No, the girl at the desk. She's the one that screwed up the computer.
No, the girl at the desk. She's the one that screwed up the computer.
No.
No.
No. Dinner?
No. Dinner?
No. Good.
No. Good.
No. I'm going to have to decline.
No. I'm going to have to decline.
No. No, thanks.
No. No, thanks.
No. No. I'm not angry. Really, I'm not.
No. No. I'm not angry. Really, I'm not.
Not once'?
Not once'?
Not that.
Not that.
Not this one. How do you know that?
Not this one. How do you know that?
Not yet, Mr. Collins.
Not yet, Mr. Collins.
Now DeLoach smells money,
Now DeLoach smells money,
Now, I haven't written anything in a long time.
Now, I haven't written anything in a long time.
Now, I understand.
Now, I understand.
Now, is my GPS lying or giving me the straight shit?
Now, is my GPS lying or giving me the straight shit?
Now, when he calls you Mr. Donnelly,
Now, when he calls you Mr. Donnelly,
Of course I'm right, I'm always right. (SCOFFS)
Of course I'm right, I'm always right. (SCOFFS)
Of course. Sure.
Of course. Sure.
Oh, Danny. I'm telling you, it's good.
Oh, Danny. I'm telling you, it's good.
Oh, dinner, uh, tonight?
Oh, dinner, uh, tonight?
Oh, Frank. I'm so sorry.
Oh, Frank. I'm so sorry.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, good. I'm really glad to hear that.
Oh, good. I'm really glad to hear that.
Oh, he married well.
Oh, he married well.
Oh, he married well.
Oh, he married well.
Oh, I'm sorry?
Oh, I'm sorry?
Oh, keep going. Keep going.
Oh, keep going. Keep going.
Oh, look,
Oh, look,
Oh, man, I don't know what you did to that girl inside,
Oh, man, I don't know what you did to that girl inside,
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. (EXHALING DEEPLY)
Oh, man. (EXHALING DEEPLY)
Oh, man. SOPHIE: Yeah.
Oh, man. SOPHIE: Yeah.
Oh, my God, thank you for the VIP ticket.
Oh, my God, thank you for the VIP ticket.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, nice!
Oh, nice!
Oh, no, Danny,
Oh, no, Danny,
Oh, no, of course. Of course.
Oh, no, of course. Of course.
Oh, oh, oh. (PIANO THUDDING)
Oh, oh, oh. (PIANO THUDDING)
Oh, oh, okay. Well, now I feel much better.
Oh, oh, okay. Well, now I feel much better.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Well, that was my question.
Oh, shit. Well, that was my question.
Oh, thank you. I love you, Mary. (MARY CHUCKLING)
Oh, thank you. I love you, Mary. (MARY CHUCKLING)
Oh, that was so good. See how I work it?
Oh, that was so good. See how I work it?
Oh, that was such a horrible night for me. It's no excuse.
Oh, that was such a horrible night for me. It's no excuse.
Oh, that's good. (CHUCKLING)
Oh, that's good. (CHUCKLING)
Oh, the Woodcliff Lake Hotel manager?
Oh, the Woodcliff Lake Hotel manager?
Oh, uh, hon?
Oh, uh, hon?
Oh, well, you know,
Oh, well, you know,
Oh, well, you lost your dinner, too.
Oh, well, you lost your dinner, too.
Oh, what a trip.
Oh, what a trip.
Oh, yeah, sure. This is Frank Grubman.
Oh, yeah, sure. This is Frank Grubman.
Oh, yeah. I know.
Oh, yeah. I know.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, you're so kind. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLING)
Oh, you're so kind. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLING)
Oh, you're terrible. (MARY CHUCKLING)
Oh, you're terrible. (MARY CHUCKLING)
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. (CLEARING THROAT)
Oh. (CLEARING THROAT)
Oh. Boy. Wow.
Oh. Boy. Wow.
Oh. Hi. Hey.
Oh. Hi. Hey.
Oh. Okay.
Oh. Okay.
Okay, bye, see you later out there.
Okay, bye, see you later out there.
Okay, dinner tonight.
Okay, dinner tonight.
Okay, I will stay here. Indefinitely.
Okay, I will stay here. Indefinitely.
Okay, I work with a bunch of well meaning... Thank you.
Okay, I work with a bunch of well meaning... Thank you.
Okay, I'm going to make an announcement.
Okay, I'm going to make an announcement.
Okay, kids, you and Busywork here,
Okay, kids, you and Busywork here,
Okay, listen. I'm not mad, I promise you.
Okay, listen. I'm not mad, I promise you.
Okay, so three weeks from today
Okay, so three weeks from today
Okay, you guys, I'm off.
Okay, you guys, I'm off.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. (STAMMERING) The kid out front?
Okay. (STAMMERING) The kid out front?
Okay. Good. Thank you.
Okay. Good. Thank you.
Okay. Nice to meet you. Have a good life.
Okay. Nice to meet you. Have a good life.
Okay. Oh, my Gem.!
Okay. Oh, my Gem.!
Okay. Okay. (CHUCKLING)
Okay. Okay. (CHUCKLING)
Okay. So what do I do?
Okay. So what do I do?
Okay. Well,
Okay. Well,
Okay. Well, there you go. Have a great time.
Okay. Well, there you go. Have a great time.
Okay. What would have happened
Okay. What would have happened
Okay. What's up?
Okay. What's up?
Okay. Where am I?
Okay. Where am I?
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Okay...
Okay...
On behalf of the Woodcliff Lake Hilton,
On behalf of the Woodcliff Lake Hilton,
On Friday night. TOM: A gig?
On Friday night. TOM: A gig?
On God knows what.
On God knows what.
On his what?
On his what?
On so many levels.
On so many levels.
On that.
On that.
On, a gig?
On, a gig?
One album, my songs didn't sell,
One album, my songs didn't sell,
One of two things.
One of two things.
One shock at a time, Frank. (CHUCKLING)
One shock at a time, Frank. (CHUCKLING)
One that I wish I could do more for.
One that I wish I could do more for.
Only if my name is Steinway.
Only if my name is Steinway.
Open that door, call you Tom.
Open that door, call you Tom.
Open the box. Open the box.
Open the box. Open the box.
Or he doesn't like your levels.
Or he doesn't like your levels.
Or severely hyperactive.
Or severely hyperactive.
Or you go back on tour.
Or you go back on tour.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Out of nowhere, really,
Out of nowhere, really,
Packing. Oh.
Packing. Oh.
People wait two years for such an interview.
People wait two years for such an interview.
Perfect daughter in law.
Perfect daughter in law.
Phil.
Phil.
Piano's my first love, but it's not my first language.
Piano's my first love, but it's not my first language.
Pictures from my life as I'm walking down the hall.
Pictures from my life as I'm walking down the hall.
Play Baby Doll, Danny! Play Baby Doll!
Play Baby Doll, Danny! Play Baby Doll!
Play this in a concert, okay?
Play this in a concert, okay?
Please, I mean the chances of anything risqué happening
Please, I mean the chances of anything risqué happening
Pleasure's definitely been all mine, Danny.
Pleasure's definitely been all mine, Danny.
Plus whatever this news is,
Plus whatever this news is,
Possibly more complicated an explanation
Possibly more complicated an explanation
Possibly. You know what, I get it.
Possibly. You know what, I get it.
Pregnant women in Africa, feeding half their village from their titties.
Pregnant women in Africa, feeding half their village from their titties.
Prenup? Who needs a prenup?
Prenup? Who needs a prenup?
Put it in his mouth and he ate it
Put it in his mouth and he ate it
Put that in writing. Guaranteed.
Put that in writing. Guaranteed.
Put that in writing. Guaranteed.
Put that in writing. Guaranteed.
Ran out of hundreds.
Ran out of hundreds.
Read it!
Read it!
Really?
Really?
Really.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Richer than rich. Famous as shit.
Richer than rich. Famous as shit.
Right away, boss. (EXHALING DEEPLY)
Right away, boss. (EXHALING DEEPLY)
Right?
Right?
Right. I was the real thing.
Right. I was the real thing.
Right. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Rose.
Sally, thank you for coming, honey.
Sally, thank you for coming, honey.
Sam is six months into a rough pregnancy.
Sam is six months into a rough pregnancy.
Samantha took me shopping. FRANK: Oh.
Samantha took me shopping. FRANK: Oh.
Samantha, Hope and the baby...
Samantha, Hope and the baby...
SAMANTHA: (SOFTLY) Stay here, I got her.
SAMANTHA: (SOFTLY) Stay here, I got her.
SAMANTHA: His blog. He writes a blog.
SAMANTHA: His blog. He writes a blog.
SAMANTHA: Hope, you're not to open the door to strangers.
SAMANTHA: Hope, you're not to open the door to strangers.
SAMANTHA: So, is this just K through 5 or all the way K through 8?
SAMANTHA: So, is this just K through 5 or all the way K through 8?
SAMANTHA: Thank you. Okay.
SAMANTHA: Thank you. Okay.
SAMANTHA: Thank you. Okay.
SAMANTHA: Thank you. Okay.
SAMANTHA: Tom. Let's go.
SAMANTHA: Tom. Let's go.
SAMANTHA: Well, look at this. DANNY: This technique...
SAMANTHA: Well, look at this. DANNY: This technique...
SAMANTHA: You made the picture. I made the picture. Yeah.
SAMANTHA: You made the picture. I made the picture. Yeah.
Scares the livin' shit outta you?
Scares the livin' shit outta you?
See those Golden Girls in the front row?
See those Golden Girls in the front row?
See you at 7:00. No, you won't.
See you at 7:00. No, you won't.
See you at my surprise party, buddy.
See you at my surprise party, buddy.
Send money.
Send money.
Sent to me wherever I am in the world.
Sent to me wherever I am in the world.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
She can barely move.
She can barely move.
She doesn't know?
She doesn't know?
She doesn't know?
She doesn't know?
She had a mustache?
She had a mustache?
She wouldn't have any of it. Refused it.
She wouldn't have any of it. Refused it.
She, uh...
She, uh...
She'll have dinner with me.
She'll have dinner with me.
She's a big dinner tease. I'm not. lam not.
She's a big dinner tease. I'm not. lam not.
She's a complete mess, hates us both.
She's a complete mess, hates us both.
She's lovely.
She's lovely.
She's my friend.
She's my friend.
She's okay. She'll be all right. She's fine.
She's okay. She'll be all right. She's fine.
Shit.
Shit.
Shock ma a lya!
Shock ma a lya!
Shoot. Okay.
Shoot. Okay.
Six months, more or less. Ch.
Six months, more or less. Ch.
Smoke?
Smoke?
So bear with me.
So bear with me.
So he holds onto it, never tells you.
So he holds onto it, never tells you.
So I started futzing around on the Internet,
So I started futzing around on the Internet,
So I'll tell her after the baby.
So I'll tell her after the baby.
So let's... Let's focus...
So let's... Let's focus...
So she's not going to come at all?
So she's not going to come at all?
So the kid outside couldn't call you and stall me.
So the kid outside couldn't call you and stall me.
So this is what we want right now.
So this is what we want right now.
So we got our patter back.
So we got our patter back.
So we're not being rude 'cause...
So we're not being rude 'cause...
So what do you think? Show starts 7:30.
So what do you think? Show starts 7:30.
So what's goin' on?
So what's goin' on?
So you go home now to your stunning, half your age fiancé
So you go home now to your stunning, half your age fiancé
So,
So,
So, are you just out running some errands?
So, are you just out running some errands?
So, do you know Dr. Kurtz?
So, do you know Dr. Kurtz?
So, help me, God,
So, help me, God,
So, how'd it go?
So, how'd it go?
So, if I had got the letter,
So, if I had got the letter,
So, if you have anything to ask me, just go ahead.
So, if you have anything to ask me, just go ahead.
So, Mr. Collins,
So, Mr. Collins,
So, now that the educational portion of the day is over,
So, now that the educational portion of the day is over,
So, this is not going to be pretty?
So, this is not going to be pretty?
So, uh, she's pissed?
So, uh, she's pissed?
So, uh...
So, uh...
So, what do you do for a living?
So, what do you do for a living?
So, what do you think about that, Danny Collins?
So, what do you think about that, Danny Collins?
So, what do you think about that, Danny Collins?
So, what do you think about that, Danny Collins?
So, what's she like?
So, what's she like?
So, you had a bad day? Mmm.
So, you had a bad day? Mmm.
So, you still want my opinion? Of course.
So, you still want my opinion? Of course.
So, you're staying indefinitely? Here?
So, you're staying indefinitely? Here?
So, your birthday's tomorrow.
So, your birthday's tomorrow.
Some dinners are worth fighting for.
Some dinners are worth fighting for.
Some may actually affect you, financially.
Some may actually affect you, financially.
Some of the changes may come as a bit of a shock.
Some of the changes may come as a bit of a shock.
Some of them. We'll see what happens. Ah.
Some of them. We'll see what happens. Ah.
Something called, uh, Chime Magazine.
Something called, uh, Chime Magazine.
Something small, not a big arena.
Something small, not a big arena.
Sometimes he does a talk back thing on his blog.
Sometimes he does a talk back thing on his blog.
SOPHIE: (CHUCKLING) Danny!
SOPHIE: (CHUCKLING) Danny!
SOPHIE: Here you go, Danny.
SOPHIE: Here you go, Danny.
SOPHIE: It's good. (CHUCKLING)
SOPHIE: It's good. (CHUCKLING)
SOPHIE: Oh, good. That's good.
SOPHIE: Oh, good. That's good.
Sophie.
Sophie.
Sorry to keep you waiting. Sorry.
Sorry to keep you waiting. Sorry.
Sorry. Hope. No, no, it's okay.
Sorry. Hope. No, no, it's okay.
Speak of the devil.
Speak of the devil.
Speak to you outside for a second?
Speak to you outside for a second?
Spoke to Sophie. She said...
Spoke to Sophie. She said...
Stay the fuck away from my family.
Stay the fuck away from my family.
Stay true to yourself.
Stay true to yourself.
Stay true... (EXHALING)
Stay true... (EXHALING)
STEVE TILSTON: What happened was I did an interview
STEVE TILSTON: What happened was I did an interview
Steve, Mr. Collins.
Steve, Mr. Collins.
Steven, would you mind your own fucking business, please!
Steven, would you mind your own fucking business, please!
Still going to have to pass.
Still going to have to pass.
Straight shit. You're five minutes away.
Straight shit. You're five minutes away.
Stubborn man.
Stubborn man.
Stubborn man.
Stubborn man.
Sure. Sure. Sure. (PHONE BEEPING)
Sure. Sure. Sure. (PHONE BEEPING)
Surprise.
Surprise.
Sweet baby doll I'll sing my song for you!
Sweet baby doll I'll sing my song for you!
Sweet baby doll I'll sing my song!
Sweet baby doll I'll sing my song!
Take care of her. Okay?
Take care of her. Okay?
Take care, Jamie.
Take care, Jamie.
Tell your dad I said hello, Kate.
Tell your dad I said hello, Kate.
Than is required for a seven year old.
Than is required for a seven year old.
Thank you so much for... Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you so much for... Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you so much, Jimmy. Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much, Jimmy. Thank you, guys.
Thank you three times.
Thank you three times.
Thank you, I try.
Thank you, I try.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you again. (SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
Thank you. Thank you again. (SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks, Doc. Thank you.
Thanks, Doc. Thank you.
Thanks, Frank. You been here before?
Thanks, Frank. You been here before?
Thanks. I've been practicing since you gave me the bagels. (CHUCKLING)
Thanks. I've been practicing since you gave me the bagels. (CHUCKLING)
That explains it.
That explains it.
That I don't get. TOM: Get out!
That I don't get. TOM: Get out!
That I really wish I could do.
That I really wish I could do.
That is a Steinway!
That is a Steinway!
That is fucking weird, Mary. (BOTH CHUCKLING)
That is fucking weird, Mary. (BOTH CHUCKLING)
That little movie you've got going on in your head?
That little movie you've got going on in your head?
That she was having some trouble.
That she was having some trouble.
That should be, uh, interesting.
That should be, uh, interesting.
That this is not far from a Hillsdale, New Jersey.
That this is not far from a Hillsdale, New Jersey.
That was good.
That was good.
That you'd be better off with a more normal life.
That you'd be better off with a more normal life.
That's beautiful. You have a natural singing voice.
That's beautiful. You have a natural singing voice.
That's cute.
That's cute.
That's good, I'm gonna give them a call and give them a heads up,
That's good, I'm gonna give them a call and give them a heads up,
That's good, right?
That's good, right?
That's it. I definitely can't handle it.
That's it. I definitely can't handle it.
That's it. That's as far as I got.
That's it. That's as far as I got.
That's nice, Hiroshi.
That's nice, Hiroshi.
That's no good, man.
That's no good, man.
That's not what this is about.
That's not what this is about.
That's probably going to kill me.
That's probably going to kill me.
That's right. A six year old girl.
That's right. A six year old girl.
That's what we wanna see.
That's what we wanna see.
That's what we want.
That's what we want.
That's what we want.
That's what we want.
That's, um... (CLEARING THROAT) Thank you.
That's, um... (CLEARING THROAT) Thank you.
The bar at the Woodcliff Lake, New Jersey Hilton?
The bar at the Woodcliff Lake, New Jersey Hilton?
The blog doesn't do it justice. I know.
The blog doesn't do it justice. I know.
The interview.
The interview.
The Madoff thing, that absolutely killed you, as you know.
The Madoff thing, that absolutely killed you, as you know.
The next several weeks aren't going to be pretty.
The next several weeks aren't going to be pretty.
The orange alien guy has one eye just in the middle.
The orange alien guy has one eye just in the middle.
The point, my boy,
The point, my boy,
The private plane, your lifestyle.
The private plane, your lifestyle.
The second you stop appreciating this piece of machinery,
The second you stop appreciating this piece of machinery,
The sore titted African ladies your problems.
The sore titted African ladies your problems.
The way it was, with the leaves.
The way it was, with the leaves.
The whole time he was doing it. (CHUCKLING)
The whole time he was doing it. (CHUCKLING)
Then DeLoach dies.
Then DeLoach dies.
Then let it out in one big...
Then let it out in one big...
Then you can take me to dinner. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Then you can take me to dinner. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Then you give it to somebody else.
Then you give it to somebody else.
Then, uh... Whatever. I'll be there.
Then, uh... Whatever. I'll be there.
There you go. From the cheeksy mouth. (COUGHING)
There you go. From the cheeksy mouth. (COUGHING)
There's a dental convention here this week.
There's a dental convention here this week.
There's one of those people at the... (LAUGHING)
There's one of those people at the... (LAUGHING)
These cheeks will be there.
These cheeks will be there.
They fall...
They fall...
They handed me their songs to sing. And I sung.
They handed me their songs to sing. And I sung.
They hate my guts, but, uh...
They hate my guts, but, uh...
They'll be taken care of, Tom.
They'll be taken care of, Tom.
This can change the course of Hope's life.
This can change the course of Hope's life.
This is a school?
This is a school?
This is going to be interesting.
This is going to be interesting.
This is just water.
This is just water.
This is Mary. She's my new girlfriend.
This is Mary. She's my new girlfriend.
This is my daughter. She's 18.
This is my daughter. She's 18.
This is my friend Sophie there.
This is my friend Sophie there.
This is my second time in New Jersey in two months.
This is my second time in New Jersey in two months.
This is not open for discussion.
This is not open for discussion.
This is not the right time, okay?
This is not the right time, okay?
This okay?
This okay?
This place big enough for you to be able to do your moves?
This place big enough for you to be able to do your moves?
This school, it's not like there's a two year wait.
This school, it's not like there's a two year wait.
This stuff is good.
This stuff is good.
This will be the last time lever see you.
This will be the last time lever see you.
Those ladies got problems. Not you.
Those ladies got problems. Not you.
Till their kids leave for college.
Till their kids leave for college.
To a collector.
To a collector.
To and from school. Every day, through college.
To and from school. Every day, through college.
To fuck off and to die.
To fuck off and to die.
To know their one remaining grandparent.
To know their one remaining grandparent.
To reprogram every reservation manually.
To reprogram every reservation manually.
To sell their music.
To sell their music.
To smell it you breathe through your...
To smell it you breathe through your...
To smell it, you breathe through your“.
To smell it, you breathe through your“.
Toast
Toast
Told you. Whoa!
Told you. Whoa!
Tom Donnelly. DR. KURTZ: Danny Collins.
Tom Donnelly. DR. KURTZ: Danny Collins.
Tom explained to Hope how you're a musician
Tom explained to Hope how you're a musician
TOM: My uncle took me fishing one time. He took the worm,
TOM: My uncle took me fishing one time. He took the worm,
TOM: We're going to have to call the club
TOM: We're going to have to call the club
Tom...
Tom...
Tom's the best man I've ever met.
Tom's the best man I've ever met.
Took an exception to this and wrote a letter in.
Took an exception to this and wrote a letter in.
Towards treating children with learning issues, particularly ADHD.
Towards treating children with learning issues, particularly ADHD.
Traveling. All that rock star shit.
Traveling. All that rock star shit.
True.
True.
Try not to drool on the car, Nicky.
Try not to drool on the car, Nicky.
Trying to become the man that you aren't.
Trying to become the man that you aren't.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh, Hiroshi.
Uh, Hiroshi.
Uh, I'm Judd.
Uh, I'm Judd.
Uh, let's get to the fun stuff.
Uh, let's get to the fun stuff.
Uh, Nicky Ernst.
Uh, Nicky Ernst.
Uh, she seems a little, uh, energetic.
Uh, she seems a little, uh, energetic.
Uh, that's a show business expression, you know.
Uh, that's a show business expression, you know.
Uh, to make some changes in my life.
Uh, to make some changes in my life.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Unfortunately, I have my manager hat on right now.
Unfortunately, I have my manager hat on right now.
Wacked out of his skull.
Wacked out of his skull.
Wait, hold it!
Wait, hold it!
Wait, that's insane. I know.
Wait, that's insane. I know.
Walking blind upon this road in search of higher ground
Walking blind upon this road in search of higher ground
Wasn't doing anything. I didn't know, uh...
Wasn't doing anything. I didn't know, uh...
Watch your head, honey.
Watch your head, honey.
Watch your head. Okay.
Watch your head. Okay.
We agreed to it, Samantha. Yes, he did!
We agreed to it, Samantha. Yes, he did!
We can help.
We can help.
We can't come all the way in...
We can't come all the way in...
We could fly so far away from here
We could fly so far away from here
We do the best we can, but it's a battle.
We do the best we can, but it's a battle.
We don't want your music!
We don't want your music!
We got our patter back. (CHUCKLING)
We got our patter back. (CHUCKLING)
We got room.
We got room.
We have had a shortage of famous fall down drunk musicians lately,
We have had a shortage of famous fall down drunk musicians lately,
We have to make her sign a prenup, don't we?
We have to make her sign a prenup, don't we?
We haven't looked into every school there is?
We haven't looked into every school there is?
We need more towels. Can you do that?
We need more towels. Can you do that?
We prefer to tailor a program to the child's needs.
We prefer to tailor a program to the child's needs.
We tried to do it at the time
We tried to do it at the time
We want him to come in here,
We want him to come in here,
We'd carry her through the 8th grade
We'd carry her through the 8th grade
We'll go over the test results together,
We'll go over the test results together,
We'll have to get that fixed for you, Mr. Collins. How was the show?
We'll have to get that fixed for you, Mr. Collins. How was the show?
We'll have, uh, dinner afterwards. (BOTH CHUCKLING)
We'll have, uh, dinner afterwards. (BOTH CHUCKLING)
We're just college kids. Just graduated.
We're just college kids. Just graduated.
We've had one fight in 12 years,
We've had one fight in 12 years,
Welcome home, Dad. See what you missed?
Welcome home, Dad. See what you missed?
Welcome to the Hilton, Danny Collins.
Welcome to the Hilton, Danny Collins.
Welcome to the Hilton, do you have a reservation?
Welcome to the Hilton, do you have a reservation?
Welcome to the Hilton, sir.
Welcome to the Hilton, sir.
Well, he's coming home.
Well, he's coming home.
Well, he's failing.
Well, he's failing.
Well, I can assure you
Well, I can assure you
Well, I don't know what you said to the guy,
Well, I don't know what you said to the guy,
Well, I don't know, you know, not really.
Well, I don't know, you know, not really.
Well, I had a bad day too. Yeah?
Well, I had a bad day too. Yeah?
Well, I think I kind of liked it better
Well, I think I kind of liked it better
Well, I'm working on it. You know, I mean...
Well, I'm working on it. You know, I mean...
Well, it took six hours to move it out of the Hilton
Well, it took six hours to move it out of the Hilton
Well, it was every reservation,
Well, it was every reservation,
Well, May and Nichols. I would want top billing.
Well, May and Nichols. I would want top billing.
Well, thank you. She reads your blog.
Well, thank you. She reads your blog.
Well, the hotel didn't know what to do with the damn piano.
Well, the hotel didn't know what to do with the damn piano.
Well, um, (COUGHING) I guess, I... If I had to think...
Well, um, (COUGHING) I guess, I... If I had to think...
Well, we heard about the gig and we're like,
Well, we heard about the gig and we're like,
Well, you know,
Well, you know,
Well, you know, I had a bad day.
Well, you know, I had a bad day.
Well, you know, John.
Well, you know, John.
Well, you know, rock stars.
Well, you know, rock stars.
Well, you know...
Well, you know...
Well, you know... Are you sick?
Well, you know... Are you sick?
Well, you're going to be huge, kid.
Well, you're going to be huge, kid.
What a pleasure it's been.
What a pleasure it's been.
What about you?
What about you?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you think of that, Danny Collins?
What do you think of that, Danny Collins?
What do you think? Well...
What do you think? Well...
What else?
What else?
What fun stuff? Like... No, we're just gonna go back home. Right?
What fun stuff? Like... No, we're just gonna go back home. Right?
What kind of uncle screws up a little kid,
What kind of uncle screws up a little kid,
What the hell are you talking about? (CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
What the hell are you talking about? (CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
What was I supposed to do?
What was I supposed to do?
What you did in Delaware.
What you did in Delaware.
What you did today, your slate's clean with me.
What you did today, your slate's clean with me.
What you do with that is up to you.
What you do with that is up to you.
What, you thought you'd just show up out of the blue,
What, you thought you'd just show up out of the blue,
What?
What?
What? Zeal is not awful.
What? Zeal is not awful.
What'd you do tonight?
What'd you do tonight?
What's a block?
What's a block?
What's a gig?
What's a gig?
What's an upscale bar?
What's an upscale bar?
What's goin ' on?
What's goin ' on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on...
What's going on...
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's that? What's he mean? Tom?
What's that? What's he mean? Tom?
What's the look?
What's the look?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's up? What do you got on you?
What's up? What do you got on you?
Whatcha doin'?
Whatcha doin'?
When a famous musician starts getting fall down drunk in a hotel bar
When a famous musician starts getting fall down drunk in a hotel bar
When are you going to get yourself to the doctor already?
When are you going to get yourself to the doctor already?
Whenever this doctor comes in here,
Whenever this doctor comes in here,
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where?
Where?
Wherever.
Wherever.
Whether I thought...
Whether I thought...
Whether it would affect my song writing, you know, detrimentally.
Whether it would affect my song writing, you know, detrimentally.
Which I didn't just tell you about,
Which I didn't just tell you about,
While you're checking me in, I'll check you out.
While you're checking me in, I'll check you out.
Who are just passing time until they go back to college.
Who are just passing time until they go back to college.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who can't keep her nipples covered
Who can't keep her nipples covered
Who insists on throwing you this massive surprise party tomorrow,
Who insists on throwing you this massive surprise party tomorrow,
Who the fuck am I to get in the way of your happy ending?
Who the fuck am I to get in the way of your happy ending?
Who?
Who?
Whoever you were just in bed with. That's who.
Whoever you were just in bed with. That's who.
Whoo hoo! Hey, Hope. Settle. Calm.
Whoo hoo! Hey, Hope. Settle. Calm.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
Why are you on TV?
Why are you on TV?
Why are you sitting there staring at me
Why are you sitting there staring at me
Why don't we take a break from that?
Why don't we take a break from that?
Why don't you do it really slow?
Why don't you do it really slow?
Why don't you let him take you out for a ride in my car?
Why don't you let him take you out for a ride in my car?
Why is this not the right time? It's not the right time.
Why is this not the right time? It's not the right time.
Why'd you have a bad day?
Why'd you have a bad day?
Wine spritzer? Maybe even one of those frozen...
Wine spritzer? Maybe even one of those frozen...
With a magazine called Zig Zag in 1971.
With a magazine called Zig Zag in 1971.
With some stuff that makes you throw up.
With some stuff that makes you throw up.
With... Oh, um...
With... Oh, um...
Within a month, they know if it's taken.
Within a month, they know if it's taken.
WOMAN #2: Yeah, Baby Doll! WOMAN #3: Whoo!
WOMAN #2: Yeah, Baby Doll! WOMAN #3: Whoo!
WOMAN #4: Play Baby Doll, Danny!
WOMAN #4: Play Baby Doll, Danny!
WOMAN #5: Play Baby Doll! WOMAN #6: Baby Doll!
WOMAN #5: Play Baby Doll! WOMAN #6: Baby Doll!
WOMAN #7: Play Baby Doll, Danny! Baby Doll!
WOMAN #7: Play Baby Doll, Danny! Baby Doll!
Would like to just go in there and get soused with you.
Would like to just go in there and get soused with you.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Don't say it like that.
Wow. Don't say it like that.
Wow. On so many levels. Wow.
Wow. On so many levels. Wow.
Wow...
Wow...
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, he just pops into these places...
Yeah, he just pops into these places...
Yeah, he's going to come in here
Yeah, he's going to come in here
Yeah, I know who you are.
Yeah, I know who you are.
Yeah, I think so. It's an amazing place.
Yeah, I think so. It's an amazing place.
Yeah, I'm happy.
Yeah, I'm happy.
Yeah, it's for my granddaughter.
Yeah, it's for my granddaughter.
Yeah, it's late. TOM: That's late.
Yeah, it's late. TOM: That's late.
Yeah, just a second.
Yeah, just a second.
Yeah, maybe you'll come by, see the show.
Yeah, maybe you'll come by, see the show.
Yeah, New Jersey.
Yeah, New Jersey.
Yeah, no. There's a piano up there with your name on it.
Yeah, no. There's a piano up there with your name on it.
Yeah, okay. The house is packed.
Yeah, okay. The house is packed.
Yeah, so, I got your note.
Yeah, so, I got your note.
Yeah, so, what do you think?
Yeah, so, what do you think?
Yeah, that is true. That is definitely true.
Yeah, that is true. That is definitely true.
Yeah, that's just because you drank all the booze
Yeah, that's just because you drank all the booze
Yeah, that's right. I've taught you well.
Yeah, that's right. I've taught you well.
Yeah, the leaves and... Yeah.
Yeah, the leaves and... Yeah.
Yeah, the man saved my life and got me stone cold sober.
Yeah, the man saved my life and got me stone cold sober.
Yeah, they'll throw tomatoes at me. Yeah, and onions.
Yeah, they'll throw tomatoes at me. Yeah, and onions.
Yeah, we got a tutor for her once a week,
Yeah, we got a tutor for her once a week,
Yeah, we're not rude.
Yeah, we're not rude.
Yeah, you know. I was in the neighborhood. So, you know.
Yeah, you know. I was in the neighborhood. So, you know.
Yeah, you're ridiculous.
Yeah, you're ridiculous.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? You probably left me a big mess, is what you left me.
Yeah? You probably left me a big mess, is what you left me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. A car, uh, you know what I like.
Yeah. A car, uh, you know what I like.
Yeah. All right, sit, sit, sit. We need to talk.
Yeah. All right, sit, sit, sit. We need to talk.
Yeah. Frank is setting up the other events. Okay, talk soon.
Yeah. Frank is setting up the other events. Okay, talk soon.
Yeah. I'm changing shit up.
Yeah. I'm changing shit up.
Yeah. I'm going to play my new songs.
Yeah. I'm going to play my new songs.
Yeah. Okay. Let me just...
Yeah. Okay. Let me just...
Yes, I am. Wow!
Yes, I am. Wow!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Yes, we do.
Yes, we do.
Yes, yes, yes. She keeps moving the goal post. No?
Yes, yes, yes. She keeps moving the goal post. No?
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
Yes. I think so. Jamie? I asked her to dinner, didn't I?
Yes. I think so. Jamie? I asked her to dinner, didn't I?
Yoko and I read your interview.
Yoko and I read your interview.
You always have been. Now, come on.
You always have been. Now, come on.
You and me. The new Nichols and May.
You and me. The new Nichols and May.
You are a ridiculous man.
You are a ridiculous man.
You are fucking crazy.
You are fucking crazy.
You be good to Nicky. He's a good boy. You got a wonderful face.
You be good to Nicky. He's a good boy. You got a wonderful face.
You buy a Prius, you fly Continental,
You buy a Prius, you fly Continental,
You can call me Danny. And what should I call you?
You can call me Danny. And what should I call you?
You could help grease the wheels a little?
You could help grease the wheels a little?
You did. You told me that.
You did. You told me that.
You didn't expect it to be easy, right?
You didn't expect it to be easy, right?
You didn't listen, but I tried to tell you. (CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
You didn't listen, but I tried to tell you. (CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)
You don't surprise a guy my age.
You don't surprise a guy my age.
You don't want my music?
You don't want my music?
You ever hear of this place, the Banana Republic?
You ever hear of this place, the Banana Republic?
You following any of this, are you?
You following any of this, are you?
You gave your Mercedes to Nicky?
You gave your Mercedes to Nicky?
You got to be fucking kidding me.
You got to be fucking kidding me.
You got to do it.
You got to do it.
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
You guys should know better, you know,
You guys should know better, you know,
You have a happy life?
You have a happy life?
You have a lot to discuss, but trust me, you want this.
You have a lot to discuss, but trust me, you want this.
You have every right to be angry.
You have every right to be angry.
You have no idea how exhausting that has been.
You have no idea how exhausting that has been.
You judge me all you want.
You judge me all you want.
You just judge me. Go ahead.
You just judge me. Go ahead.
You just keep judging me, Tom.
You just keep judging me, Tom.
You know ADHD, it's the thing.
You know ADHD, it's the thing.
You know what I like about you? You never give up.
You know what I like about you? You never give up.
You know, being so fucking perfect
You know, being so fucking perfect
You know, every part of me right now
You know, every part of me right now
You know, for the record, uh,
You know, for the record, uh,
You know, he should at least meet you, right?
You know, he should at least meet you, right?
You know, I never actually saw this being done.
You know, I never actually saw this being done.
You know, I saw you in concert once, about five years ago.
You know, I saw you in concert once, about five years ago.
You know, I'm going to be here in a couple of months.
You know, I'm going to be here in a couple of months.
You know, I've spent my entire life
You know, I've spent my entire life
You know, makes me the hardest.
You know, makes me the hardest.
You know, so you're not missing out on the big bucks.
You know, so you're not missing out on the big bucks.
You know, that kind of shit.
You know, that kind of shit.
You know, that song, it's beautiful.
You know, that song, it's beautiful.
You know, this is kind of weird to say, I know,
You know, this is kind of weird to say, I know,
You know, Tom, I've been thinking.
You know, Tom, I've been thinking.
You know, when he sent it, I would have rung him.
You know, when he sent it, I would have rung him.
You know, when I met your mom,
You know, when I met your mom,
You know, when I was in my 30s,
You know, when I was in my 30s,
You know, yeah.
You know, yeah.
You know, you better have something to play me
You know, you better have something to play me
You know...
You know...
You know... Uh, Jesus, Sophie.
You know... Uh, Jesus, Sophie.
You look perfectly normal standing next to a coked up teenager
You look perfectly normal standing next to a coked up teenager
You look really nice.
You look really nice.
You look slightly ridiculous.
You look slightly ridiculous.
You mean that we have an interview, as our family, today,
You mean that we have an interview, as our family, today,
You mind if we listen while we talk?
You mind if we listen while we talk?
You must be Busywork? Yeah.
You must be Busywork? Yeah.
You must be Hope.
You must be Hope.
You never know.
You never know.
You notice that?
You notice that?
You promise?
You promise?
You really are Danny Collins!
You really are Danny Collins!
You remember doing an interview when you were a kid?
You remember doing an interview when you were a kid?
You should check it out on your way home, yeah?
You should check it out on your way home, yeah?
You should have at least played the one fucking song.
You should have at least played the one fucking song.
You should have played the song, Danny.
You should have played the song, Danny.
You shouldn't give up.
You shouldn't give up.
You start living like a normal human.
You start living like a normal human.
You still there?
You still there?
You sure your crowd's going to be able to stay awake until 9:00?
You sure your crowd's going to be able to stay awake until 9:00?
You talk to that kid Nicky Ernst about that ride yet?
You talk to that kid Nicky Ernst about that ride yet?
You thought I was good?
You thought I was good?
You wanna do, like, normal?
You wanna do, like, normal?
You wanna give us ice water
You wanna give us ice water
You were married to Mary Ann? Yes.
You were married to Mary Ann? Yes.
You were strong when I was weak
You were strong when I was weak
You write like fucking Lennon, man.
You write like fucking Lennon, man.
You, too, Mr. Collins.
You, too, Mr. Collins.
You'll always be Ray to me.
You'll always be Ray to me.
You'll fall in love. (CHUCKLING) Oh
You'll fall in love. (CHUCKLING) Oh
You'll have to come a little closer.
You'll have to come a little closer.
You're a good grandpa.
You're a good grandpa.
You're a huge dinner tease. I found you out.
You're a huge dinner tease. I found you out.
You're a lot different than talking on the phone.
You're a lot different than talking on the phone.
You're a ridiculous man, you know that?
You're a ridiculous man, you know that?
You're always doing busywork.
You're always doing busywork.
You're asking me to dinner?
You're asking me to dinner?
You're aware that I have no basis
You're aware that I have no basis
You're clearly angry.
You're clearly angry.
You're Danny Collins, right? I mean, uh...
You're Danny Collins, right? I mean, uh...
You're drinking right now, Danny.
You're drinking right now, Danny.
You're going to be fantastic.
You're going to be fantastic.
You're going to have to deal with it.
You're going to have to deal with it.
You're nervous. Yes.
You're nervous. Yes.
You're not a fan?
You're not a fan?
You're really going to play?
You're really going to play?
You're sick? What do you mean?
You're sick? What do you mean?
You're so right. Yeah.
You're so right. Yeah.
You're so tall.
You're so tall.
You're sweet and weird. Just how I like 'em. There you go.
You're sweet and weird. Just how I like 'em. There you go.
You're too hard on yourself, kid.
You're too hard on yourself, kid.
You've been doing your homework, Mr. Collins.
You've been doing your homework, Mr. Collins.
You've worked so hard and your whole family was there.
You've worked so hard and your whole family was there.
Your favorite flower is...
Your favorite flower is...
Your grown son for the first time.
Your grown son for the first time.
Your mom?
Your mom?
Your publishing rights so early.
Your publishing rights so early.
Your son.
Your son.
Yours isn't so bad either, Mr. Collins. Oh.
Yours isn't so bad either, Mr. Collins. Oh.
Yup, yeah, you did. Proof.
Yup, yeah, you did. Proof.
Zeal's not great.
Zeal's not great.
5:00 in the morning, he shows up at the San Jose police station,
5:00 in the morning, he shows up at the San Jose police station,
...to your music.
...to your music.
'Cause I need an address in my address book,
'Cause I need an address in my address book,
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(CHUCKLING) Excuse me. Excuse me.
(CHUCKLING) Excuse me. Excuse me.
(CHUCKLING) He drives me six hours to this Hollywood rehab joint
(CHUCKLING) He drives me six hours to this Hollywood rehab joint
(CHUCKLING) Holy shit!
(CHUCKLING) Holy shit!
(CHUCKLING) Holy shit.
(CHUCKLING) Holy shit.
(CHUCKLING) I hate to tell you, buddy.
(CHUCKLING) I hate to tell you, buddy.
(CHUCKLING) Like Springsteen would do.
(CHUCKLING) Like Springsteen would do.
(CHUCKLING) ls that what you're doing here? Are you dying?
(CHUCKLING) ls that what you're doing here? Are you dying?
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, really?
(CHUCKLING) Oh, really?
(CHUCKLING) She hates him more.
(CHUCKLING) She hates him more.
(CHUCKLING) So now I can ask you out to dinner, right?
(CHUCKLING) So now I can ask you out to dinner, right?
(CHUCKLING) They going to be conscious?
(CHUCKLING) They going to be conscious?
(CHUCKLING) This is Danny Collins. Oh, geez.
(CHUCKLING) This is Danny Collins. Oh, geez.
(CHUCKLING) Uh...
(CHUCKLING) Uh...
(CHUCKLING) Um, uh, Jamie. Jamie. I'm Danny.
(CHUCKLING) Um, uh, Jamie. Jamie. I'm Danny.
(CHUCKLING) What am I going to do?
(CHUCKLING) What am I going to do?
(CHUCKLING) You look really nice, too.
(CHUCKLING) You look really nice, too.
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARING THROAT) Mary, would you mind
(CLEARING THROAT) Mary, would you mind
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(DOOR CLOSING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)
(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)
(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(ENGINE TURNING OFF)
(ENGINE TURNING OFF)
(ENGINE TURNING OFF)
(ENGINE TURNING OFF)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY)
(EXHALING DEEPLY) I just met you.
(EXHALING DEEPLY) I just met you.
(EXHALING)
(EXHALING)
(EXHALING)
(EXHALING)
(EXHALING) Are you crazy?
(EXHALING) Are you crazy?
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GIGGLING) Look who it is. I see. (CHUCKLING)
(GIGGLING) Look who it is. I see. (CHUCKLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING) (CHUCKLING)
(GRUNTING) (CHUCKLING)
(HORN TOOTING)
(HORN TOOTING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ON RADIO)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ON RADIO)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(INHALING DEEPLY)
(INHALING DEEPLY)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LIFT WHIRRING)
(LIFT WHIRRING)
(MARY SIGHING)
(MARY SIGHING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(OBJECT CLATTERING)
(OBJECT CLATTERING)
(PIANO MUSIC STOPS)
(PIANO MUSIC STOPS)
(PIANO PLAYING)
(PIANO PLAYING)
(PIANO PLAYING)
(PIANO PLAYING)
(RECORD PLAYER CLICKS)
(RECORD PLAYER CLICKS)
(SCOFFS) Tom, Tom, Tom...
(SCOFFS) Tom, Tom, Tom...
(SHUSHING) And I'm sure he really does.
(SHUSHING) And I'm sure he really does.
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING) Let me teach you, petulant little fucker.
(SIGHING) Let me teach you, petulant little fucker.
(SIGHING) Mr. Collins.
(SIGHING) Mr. Collins.
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll What's goin' on?
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll What's goin' on?
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll What's goin' on?
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll What's goin' on?
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll What's goin' on?
(SINGING) Hey, baby doll What's goin' on?
(SINGING) It's spring
(SINGING) It's spring
(SLURRING) Peachy. Thank you for asking.
(SLURRING) Peachy. Thank you for asking.
(SNIFFING)
(SNIFFING)
(SNIFFLING)
(SNIFFLING)
(SNIFFLING) Keep it in, long as you can go.
(SNIFFLING) Keep it in, long as you can go.
(S******ING) (CHUCKLING)
(S******ING) (CHUCKLING)
(S******ING) Ha!
(S******ING) Ha!
(SNORTING)
(SNORTING)
(SOFTLY) Are you currently betrothed?
(SOFTLY) Are you currently betrothed?
(SOFTLY) Have fun at the doctor.
(SOFTLY) Have fun at the doctor.
(SOFTLY) I didn't think so. SAMANTHA: Hope.
(SOFTLY) I didn't think so. SAMANTHA: Hope.
(STAMMERING) And why didn't you think so?
(STAMMERING) And why didn't you think so?
(STAMMERING) How far along are you?
(STAMMERING) How far along are you?
(STAMMERING) I brought bagels.
(STAMMERING) I brought bagels.
(STAMMERING) Then who's Hope?
(STAMMERING) Then who's Hope?
(STAMMERING) we've had one serious fight.
(STAMMERING) we've had one serious fight.
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
(WHISPERING) He had a mustache.
(WHISPERING) He had a mustache.
(WHISTLING)
(WHISTLING)

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