Danny Devito Soundboard Edit

A plan is forming

Ah the direct approach I admire that in a man with a mask

All I want in return is a chance to find my mom and dad a chance to find out who they are and thusly who I am

And I don't think I like you anymore!

Burn baby burn!

But what it all comes down to is who's holding the umbrella

Come on kid! Concentrate! Use your head!

Danny Devito IQ

Danny Devito Crying

Gentlemen start your screaming

He's losin' points for this!

Hello hello am I talking to what hyperspace hello it's me

Hey hey just because you're dressed like king tut doesn't mean you're our leader

Holy hera

Home Depot

I am not a human being! I am an animal! cold blooded!

I believe the word you're looking for is aaaaaah!

I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine there is nothin' you can't do kid

I don't like surprises

I hate to burst your bubble kid but that ain't applause

I like 'em fiery!

I thought you were gonna be the all time champ not the all time chump

I trained all those would be heroes odysseus perseus theseus a lot of yeuseus

I'd like to fill her void

In the duck!

Just the pussy i've been looking for

Maybe you're just a screwed up sorority chick who's getting back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet 16

Now remember kid first analyze the situation don't just barrel in there without thinking

Rein it in rookie you can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons but this is the big leagues!

Right now my troops are fanning out across town for your children! yes! for your first born sons!

Rule number 95 kid concentrate!

Rum Ham

She's a fraud! she's been playin' ya for a sap!

Still could be worse my nose could be gushing blood

Taxi Theme

The ones you left defenseless at home so you could dress up like jerks get juiced and dance badly!

They wouldn't put me on a pedestal so i'm laying them on a slab!

To be a true hero kid is a dying art like paintin' a masterpiece it's a work of heart

Touch of the bubbly

True I was their number one son and they treated me like number two

Wait don't tell me naked sexual charisma

Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech

Why not two words I am retired

Will you forget the head slicing thing

Yeah oh yeah she's really something a real pain in the patella!

You gotta admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

You gotta admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! (2)

You have to continue to grow

You want to conquer the world you're gonna need lawyers right

You'll get your chance you just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster

You're just jealous because i'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!