Real Genius (1985) Edit

A girl's gotta have her standards.

Absolutely, sir. Consider it done.

Affirmative, Crossbow.

All clear.

All I can tell you is it's rare and unstable.

All right, we...

All right, who is this?

All right!

All right!

All science, no philosophy.

All systems go. We're finished here, fellas.

Always...

And from now on...

And remember, we believe in the honour system.

And the labs and offices are over this way. Follow me, please.

And transceiver.

And you've been a very naughty boy!

Are those they?

Are you crazy? You could have killed us!

Are you okay?

Are you two...?

Are you wearing makeup?

As you know, there is interest in the iodine laser for fusion.

Because I really did want to.

Because I'm 19 and I'm brilliant and hyperkinetic.

Because it's gonna be frozen. I think I can do it.

Being snubbed by beauticians is not relaxing.

Buddy boy.

Buddy boy.

But can you do this?

But everything will be fine.

But he thought that the answers were the answers for everything.

But I don't know where. It's classified.

But I'm only saying this because I care.

But I've got to cut them, and that takes time.

But if you want to crawl before we walk...

But just in case you do.

But since I'm driving, shouldn't you be hiding?

But that's just what we needed to take a giant step forward.

But we are having a conversation.

But we need to find out what he's doing.

But, more importantly, did we get a charge?

Bye!

Bye.

Bye.

Can I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring.

Can you snap it up? We're late, we're tired, we're hungry.

Come in!

Come on in, the South Pacific calls you.

Come on, get out of here! Get!

Come on, you guys. He's gone.

Come on.

Congressman Doogan. What brings you around?

Congressman?

Could you turn that off a second?!

Crossbow One, radar contact, heading 0 2 5.

Crossbow, this is Watchdog. Confirm transmissions.

Dad, laser means light amplification by stimulated emissions of radiation.

Dad, you know, God, wants to show you something.

Decker is dangerous! Where's the laser?

Destiny! I've got her now.

Diagnosis of schizophrenia by objective personal analysis...

Diagnostics seem okay. Final check ready.

Did I come off stuffy?

Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?

Didn't anyone ever tell you to make sure your optics are clean?

Do me a favour.

Does any responsible agency know about this?

Don't give it a thought.

Don't think I don't want my invention to work.

Don't touch other people's things!

Don't you know that eating that can give you large breasts?

Dr. Goy can answer any questions you might have.

Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear about this. You'll rue the day!

Enter as often as you want, so I am.

Extracting 10 to the 21 st protons per cubic centimetre...

Fine. I'll gain weight.

First, get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

First, let me compliment you on your fashion sense.

Funded by a grant from Darlington E lectronic Instruments.

Gee, I didn't get you anything.

Get down!

Get it away from me. I hate popcorn. Put it over there.

Get out of here! Go on! Get out!

Get out of there.

Girls never talked to me.

Give us a break. Someday you'll be in the private sector.

Given the type of guys you are...

Good luck, buddy boy.

Good morning.

Good morning. I saw you come in. We met last night? I'm Jordan.

Good. All my filth is in alphabetical order. This was under "H" for toy.

Good. Listen, Kent.

Gotta find Mitch. Mitch!

Guys are afraid. I guess I should be upset.

Guys!

Ha, ha. You're in on this too. Did you make it?

Hathaway has something in mind?

Hathaway is going to flunk me out of school.

Hathaway's coming!

Have you ever seen a body like this before?

Having a little work done on the old place, Jer? Fraud is a felony.

He cracked under the pressure...

He cracked, severely.

He hung up.

He is now.

He lied to us.

He loved problems, he loved the answers.

He saw me.

He says to wait in front of Dr. Hathaway's house...

He wants it by the end of the week!

He was a stud around here in the '70s. Smarter than us put together.

He'll grow five inches in the next year.

He's 15. There won't be any problem.

He's coming along fine. He's working his guts out.

He's not in the toilet.

He's not in there.

He's the first student we've accepted for winter term.

Hello, Jerry.

Hello, Jesus?

Hello?

Hello. I'm looking for the Freshman Tea?

Hey, guys!

Hey, Ick. You're just joking about exploding, right?

Hey, Lazlo! Wanna see a demonstration of gravity?

Hey, Lazlo.

Hey, man! You're not Mitch.

Hey, what's the beam splitter for?

Hi, I'm Jerry Hathaway, with Everything.

Hi, Mitch! I'm just sanding my floor!

Hi, Mitch.

Hi.

His ideas are the most original I've seen.

Hold it right there.

Hollyfeld.

Hotter than the sun.

How come you're so sweaty?

How could you build that mirror?!

How dare you try this. I have to go on.

How do these look?

How you doing, Mitch? I'm sure you'll all be friends.

How you doing, sport?

How's it going, Jerry?

I better be going. Sorry.

I came back from helping Chris, and a woman was in my room.

I can do it! How does it feel to be frozen?!

I can't figure out how to keep change in my pocket.

I can't help it. You're such fun.

I cannot be seen with you.

I did my part too.

I don't have one. It's my dad's.

I don't like it here. I wanna come home.

I don't see how.

I don't think that's gonna help your confidence any, do you?

I don't understand. Did it fire?

I don't want problems. We have plans for it this summer.

I got a great idea.

I got word from admissions. Mitch is in at Pacific Tech.

I gotta go to sleep.

I guess it could be.

I guess this is goodbye. I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to know you.

I guess we're moving up in the world, eh?

I guess, since Hathaway's gone to the trouble of having one.

I had white shirts and Hush Puppies and a briefcase.

I have a little survival place in Wyoming.

I have a say about what you do and where you go.

I have a tape on alternate uses, mini shuttle plans...

I have exams! I'm doing what I can, so get off my back!

I haven't had a working weapon since Korea.

I hope that works.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I left my bags. Now they're empty.

I memorized them.

I mounted the optics for the target tracking system.

I need a success. I don't need any delays jeopardizing that.

I need one more course to complete my humanities credits.

I need something to eat. Come on.

I never sleep. I drove my roommate nuts.

I overheard Jerry mention something about a test on the 27th.

I put your stuff in the bottom drawer.

I said, "You better or you'll be in trouble." He said, "Jam it!"

I see.

I should win 32.6% of the prizes, plus the car.

I shouldn't have used the building transformer.

I solved the power problem, Jerry.

I stopped her. I told her I didn't want to.

I suppose you have an explanation for this event that we're to witness.

I teach your classes for you!

I tell you, you tell somebody else, next we're in another ice age.

I think so.

I think that just about sums it up.

I think there weren't enough girls in it.

I think we used too much.

I think you might be getting obsessive about all this. I took in Mitch, okay?

I think you're nice too.

I think you're very nice.

I thought I'd help, so I found every question Hathaway's asked...

I thought this place was different. But it's the same.

I threw out the sports jacket. Duck!

I told you they'd come back on.

I took a chance recommending you. I can see I made a mistake.

I urge you to stop.

I used my brother as a comparison.

I want five megawatts by mid May.

I want to come home.

I want to see more of you in the lab.

I want you to take your cues from Mitch.

I wanted to, but not with her.

I was here earlier...

I was hot, and I was hungry. Okay?

I was just like you.

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said:

I was told there was a situation of international importance.

I went ahead and made you one, because I was up.

I. D?

I.D. s?

I'd like to make a collect call to Mrs. Bill Taylor.

I'd make you one, but you have one. Okay, see you later. Bye.

I'll catch up. I gotta go to the bathroom.

I'll figure it out. But not this summer.

I'll freeze it and get at least an order of magnitude.

I'll have to redesign the blades. I can do that.

I'll make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down.

I'll put it another way.

I'm a cynic.

I'm afraid we're gonna have to liberate George.

I'm coming.

I'm glad you came out. Want a hamburger?

I'm gone, I'm history. I'm Casper.

I'm gonna check the stairs.

I'm Jordan. I heard there was someone new. Are you it?

I'm kidding. It's another diversion in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

I'm not saying that you had one, because how would I know?

I'm replacing the PROM with our EPROM.

I'm sorry, but it's not like me. I'm depressed.

I'm sorry. I didn't want you to think I was stuffy.

I'm such an asshole.

I'm sure about that. Tell me, are you gonna miss your friends?

I'm talking to you, Kent.

I'm the best. Do you know who you're dealing with?

I'm tracking where the shot went. I want to know it worked.

I'm very sorry. I'll buy you a car.

I've been looking for him for ten years.

I've been missing me, so I asked if I could room with me again.

I've done everything you've ever asked me to.

I've put you on my research team with the best minds. This is only...

Ice is nice!

Ick, the ice turned out great!

Ick? It's a joke, right?

Ick's releasing a new virus in Kent's room.

If for no other reason than to see a five megawatt laser fire.

If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.

If it's true, I'm going to need proof.

If you can't do it, we'll get somebody else.

If you don't answer me, I'm just gonna have to go in.

If you ever need to talk, let me know, because I never sleep, okay?

If you think that threatening me will make me your slave, you're right.

If you wanna leave, go ahead.

In high school, I got put in a mailbox.

In the midst of my preparations for hari kari...

Is something wrong with the test scores? If there is, it's because...

Is that liquid nitrogen?

Is there something wrong?

Isn't it great? This is number one.

It can be done! That's a window! That's a door!

It goes from God to Jerry to me. Get it?

It is God.

It lets CO2 out and O2 back in, but no bubbles.

It should have gone further, faster.

It'll be apparent how many of you haven't absorbed this material.

It'll take a week to prepare a new sample. I was afraid of this.

It's a chemical laser, but solid, not gaseous.

It's a figure of speech. You guys coming to the exam?

It's a flash lamp ultraviolet laser at 342 nanometres.

It's a joke! I get it! Funny!

It's a moral imperative.

It's a need to know basis. The CIA's responsible.

It's a penis stretcher.

It's a simple principle. It's basically a filter.

It's about time someone put it to good use.

It's an infantile response to authority.

It's easy to lie to you, Mitch.

It's just the fuse. It'll be back on in a minute.

It's not for war. It's a peacetime weapon. That's why it's secret.

It's not for you to like, it's for you to do.

It's not like we're driving or anything. You're still a growing boy.

It's possible to synthesize bromide in an argon matrix.

It's something I do. Hope the size is right.

Ivy Crest?

Jerry asked me to drop by. What about you?

Jerry, I think you're forgetting one little detail. I'm out of here.

Jordan said that Hathaway was mad. What exactly did he...?

Just like you.

Kent decided to start without him.

Kent, put the target in front of the cinder blocks.

Kent?

Kent.

Kent.

Kent. Wake up, Kent.

Lazlo, buddy!

Lazlo!

Lazlo?

Let me hold that thought and get back to you.

Let the engineers figure out a use for that, it's not our concern.

Let's charge it up. Give me everything you got.

Let's find out.

Let's get a burger.

Let's go skating.

Let's go! What are you, a bunch of weirdos?

Let's just take a step back.

Let's see how funny you think this is.

Let's see that film on blinding techniques. Then we'll have lunch.

Liberate? You mean, liquidate?

Library. Library... 205.

Like it?

Look at the facts. Very high power, portable...

Look at this!

Look for anything out of the ordinary.

Look!

Look.

Maintain flight level 6 5 0.

Make that call, and it's our jobs. We're four hours late.

May I have the coordinates, please?

Maybe it already has a use...

Maybe next time.

Mine looks like him, and his looks like me.

Mitch has told me that Herr Professor is approaching.

Mitch Taylor?

Mitch! Where's your math!?

Mom, I...

Moving Target Indicator, engaged.

Mr. Knight, why is it that I am not surprised to see you here?

My God.

My name is Sherry Nugil. I've waited three years for this.

Needless to say, I was despondent about the meltdown.

Neither am I, Jerry.

Nice reflexes. I'm Chris Knight.

Nine.

No, I need you to get copies of all the data so far.

No, not emotionally. I'm disappointed. Not terribly.

No, partying.

No, take a step forward.

No, thanks.

No, that came out. Chris and Mitch, they're at a party.

No!

No! I'm Mitch Taylor. I'm a student. Dr. Hathaway told me to come up here.

No.

No.

Not yet. Have you been touching yourself?

Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

Now you listen to me! You grovelling bug!

Now, listen to me, Jesus.

Now, take a step back. And a step forward. Then step back.

Now, you try it.

Of course not. Your clothes would never fit him.

Oh, good. I'm so glad we have one then.

Oh, I thought you'd gone.

Oh, my God! It's heading for the gas tanks. Duck!

Oh, my God. I'm too late.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, nothing.

Oh, yeah. I won, 31.8% of the prizes.

Oh.

Okay, Chris, I mean, Abbott. Hello? Hello?

Okay, come behind the shield.

Okay, God! Let me have it!

Okay, just take your time. Everything's fine.

Okay, Mr. Taylor. Any time you're ready.

Okay, open his mouth.

Okay, push once.

Okay, when Jerry's not here, you do what I say.

Okay. Thank you.

Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead?

One day, someone told him the stuff he made was killing people.

One for Mitch.

Only you know how to use this garbage. And I'm getting brain fried.

Our scientists are turning an engineering dream...

Our studies indicate this weapon is useless in warfare.

Out!

Perfect antennae. His head becomes a speaker.

Phase two.

Popcorn!

Professor Hostetler was number six.

Pushing me doesn't help. Tell them that.

Put simply, in deference to Kent, it's like lasing dynamite.

Ready? Laser on!

Really? What is it?

Relax, it's just yogurt.

Remember the right people to thank on this.

Remember, you work for me. I've made my point.

Right on time. Unusual these days.

Right, Kent?

Right, Kent?

Roger, we mark you go for maneuvering sequence.

Roger, we're sending.

Roger. Steer 0 2 5 out of five thousand for flight level 6 5 0.

Scanner on.

Security.

See if he's in his room. He might be in there.

Select electrics to max, vents to open, and systems to onboard.

Shades.

She's okay, but she had to transfer. I don't know if that's my fault.

Sherry's gonna show you around. Ask questions about benefits, dress codes.

Shh, you guys!

Sixty five degrees, nineteen minutes.

So Mitch can check everything tomorrow.

So this is coherent light.

So you and Mitch will spend every moment in the lab.

So you'll hammer later.

So you're the new stud, are you?

So, what? I'm gonna end up in a tunnel?

So...

Someday I hope to be two of them.

Something is very wrong.

Student beauticians.

Students hated me because I blew the bell curve.

Sure.

Susan.

Take care of him. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country!

Take off your shoes.

Take one, like your IQ was normal.

Target locked. Tracking locked.

Taste this. Come on, you won't hurt my feelings.

Teachers hated me because I was smarter.

Telcom.

Tell Dr. Hathaway to get on the stick.

Thank you, Mitch.

Thanks for your input. Sorry you won't be on the team.

Thanks.

That should just about do the trick, as long as you stay cool.

That takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?

That would be nice.

That's a good point.

That's great. I can do that.

That's me. Hello.

That's right, Mitch. But that's no way to motivate someone.

That's unfair. And we were gonna make you carnival king.

That's what makes Darlington so sweet.

That's what you get for not having an education.

The accuracy will be as exact.

The applications are unlimited.

The braces gave me the idea.

The climate has changed. We need a working model in four months, not 18.

The colon. What does it look like?

The Crossbow Project.

The problem is obviously the drag coefficient.

The rules have changed. I want it by mid May.

The satellite raining debris all over Europe?

The Wanda Trossler Beauty School.

The weapon is controlled from this module, as it would be in space.

The yield's insignificant. We think the sample's damaged.

The young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally.

There are decaffeinated brands that are as tasty as the real thing.

There I saw the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

There is a tiny technical problem with the energy source...

There, I said it. Now we're both in trouble.

There.

These are sweepstakes entries.

They do need to know. You're gonna cause an escalation.

They set up the rules, and I realized I have certain materialistic needs.

They're gone!

They're here.

They're okay. Sometimes they don't know what I'm talking about.

Think about it.

Think before you ask.

This combination of cyanide is dumb. This is the wrong direction.

This is a complete waste of time.

This is an exact duplicate of the cockpit.

This is Jerry's house, and we're very close.

This is molecular iodine. This laser doesn't suffer from recombination.

This is not good.

This is true.

This is what happens when water gets cold.

This little polynomial will keep the computer busy.

This must've taken hours.

This place is wild.

This should keep you busy.

To get my clothes. But that's not why he does.

Tonight, we'll look at something that most of us take for granted.

Twenty points higher and thinks a guy like that can wear his clothes.

Understand, compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.

Unlock the bird's eye.

Unlocked.

Up the voltage.

Vito, not again.

Wait there and you shall receive a sign, but do not go inside.

Wait. Wait.

Wanna help test my rebreather? Come on!

Was it a dream where you're standing in a robe on a pyramid...

Was that a launch problem or a design problem?

Watchdog, this is Crossbow. Confirm we are go for arm.

We can accommodate you in just one minute.

We had one entry for the Madame Curie look alike contest...

We have exactly three hours.

We only have the one sample...

We plan for weeks and all they do is study. I'm disgusted.

We try to be. Isn't that right, Mike?

We want the best for Mitchie. I saw your show on radioactive isotopes.

We're dead.

We're different from most people. Better. I'm...

We're ready for the final on board laser check.

We've got a connection! They're in!

Welcome to Everything, with Jerome Hathaway.

Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice."

Well, earlier today, it ate itself.

Well, I guess it goes from God to Jerry to you...

Well, I'm not asleep.

Well, I'm not insane!

Well, she wanted to...

Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.

Well, this batch makes it 1,650,000.

Well, uh...

What do you think a secret phase conjugate tracking system is for?

What do you want?

What fun?

What happened?

What happened? Did he crack?

What is it with you?

What is it?

What is it?

What is taking so long?

What is that?

What meltdown, Kent?

What, too sweet?

What!?

What?

What? Do you want me to teach your class for you?

What? You can't! That's my job.

What'd you do?

What're you doing?

What's that?

What's the matter? Need everything spelled out for you?

When a project gets cut off, the finance boys always run an audit.

When I brought you here, I thought you'd be an Einstein.

When I got here, for three years I studied constantly.

When you're smart, people need you.

Where are they?

Where's the funeral?

Where's the laser now?

Who is he?

Who...

Why am I the only person that has that dream?

Why don't you get some sleep.

Why?

Why? I meant what?

With a tracking system and a mirror...

With girls.

World peace, but this isn't the time.

Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?

Wow!

Wow!

Yeah, but if I stay, what should I do?

Yeah, it's getting kinda weird around here.

Yeah, that's because we're classified.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Can I get you something?

Yes, but there's a problem.

Yes, sir.

Yes, well, Philomena likes them.

Yes. I mean, no!

Yesterday. What have you done for me today?

You are, if you keep up like this.

You can sit.

You can use your mind creatively.

You can't dictate innovation, Don.

You can't quit.

You coming, buddy boy?

You did it.

You didn't think we'd test in space?

You don't act like one of the top ten minds.

You don't have to. It's gonna go directly to gas.

You don't need to run away.

You have license plates in your underwear?

You just can't leave. You owe me ten bucks.

You know that.

You know, no fun. All brain, no penis.

You know, something strange happened this morning.

You rented out my room?! To who?

You see anything unusual on the campus?

You see, Mitch, I used to be you.

You trust people.

You wanted help, so here we go.

You will solve my power problem by my deadline.

You, huh?

You'll be working with him. He's a senior now, as brilliant as ever.

You'll never work in this field.

You're here to work, not to play doctor.

You're not on the list.

You're welcome!

You've got to get even with Hathaway.

You've seen him too?

119 degrees, 7 minutes...

A balloon? I'm supposed to check over your work.

A bit of advice. Oh, thank you.

Abbott to Costello. Go ahead.

Absolutely. Good.

Am I gonna meet your parents? No.

Am I making myself clear? Clear as vodka.

And I've got a question. Yes?

And Mr. Ikagami! I love it.

Are you crazy? You gotta intimidate these guys.

Are you peeing? Yeah.

Are you there? Baby, you sound upset.

Are you there? Baby, you sound upset.

Attention! What?

Beautiful minds. We have work.

But Knight's got it locked. Maybe, maybe not.

Bye, Dr. Hathaway. Goodbye.

Bye. Goodbye.

Can you hammer a nail with your penis? Not now.

Check it over? Well, yes.

Chris? Morning.

Chris. I'm all right.

Coffee? No.

Come on, come on. Mitch Taylor.

Coming, Don? Yeah.

Coming. It's not even breathing hard.

Communication link? Open.

Could you sign this? Are you Doctor Hathaway?

Crystal clear. Anything I should know about?

Cut the crap. You built a weapon. What?

Do you have a bed? Yeah.

Do you see that? Like her? She's from Playa del Rey.

Dr. Hathaway, what a surprise! How are you?

Dr. Hathaway? What?

Everybody must be skating. You're a slack!

Excimers, frozen in an excited state. That's impossible.

Excuse me. There is no excuse for it.

Finish what you start. Who said that?

For what? For this.

For what? For you to be old enough.

For what? Mistakes, I guess.

Get out! This might interest you.

Got it! Yeah!

Great. You're not stuttering. I give myself shock treatments.

He designed our new Telcom satellite. It's an honour to meet you.

He said you guys were stuck. No! Let's get something clear here.

Hey, he's a pretty smart kid. Yeah.

Hey! Yes?

Hi, are you busy? Yes. No.

Hi. Hi.

How can I say this? Jump you?

How come you're not...? Necking? I'm not gay!

How do you mean? Stud. Hotshot. Brain.

How many have you met? Seven.

How you doing? Fine.

How you doing? Fine. Don't rush me.

How'd you do? I passed! But I failed!

I bet he's the youngest too. The youngest was 12.

I can't start. Because I'm here?

I don't know. Okay.

I don't know. Your genius might impress them.

I don't think so. Gene.

I found you naked with Jell O! You did not!

I got delayed. Where's Knight?

I gotta connect the capacitors. Okay, this is work time.

I have a timetable. We're close, everything'll be fine.

I just loved your television show. Thank you. That's very kind of you.

I must be overworked. You're not overworked, Kent.

I noticed you don't study hard. Bingo.

I will. Are you done?

I'll be with you in a moment. Goodbye, Jerry. Susan.

I'll call the duty officer. Hey there, Airborne.

I'll go back to high school. We've rented out your room.

I'm a kid. You've never been just a kid.

I'm gonna ask for a reassignment. I'm sorry to hear that, George.

I'm gonna have to push harder. As long as we have a weapon by June.

I'm graduating. To graduate, you need my course.

I'm not interested. Dr. Hathaway...

I'm not saying. Who'll clean it?

I'm sorry he's not here... That clown? Look!

I'm sorry you missed it. I had to pack.

I'm sorry. I hope nobody sees.

Ick, what's happening with the ice? Open a window!

Interesting way to start. I'm giving Kent the job.

Is everything all right here? Why shouldn't it be?

Is that your real hair? Yeah?

Is this okay, sir? It's oak, it's not plywood.

It's amazing. Isn't it?

It's not shutting down. Well, shut it down!

It's small. It's meant to be.

Jerry? Take a cab.

Kent, I need you. Anything, Jerry.

Kent! Come out, Kent!

Kent! Cut!

Lazlo, buddy! Seen Mitch? No.

Let's celebrate! Absolutely.

Let's go, girls. What does that mean?

Let's go! In there?

Look, I'm just waiting. Great.

Look, it's about our deal. I know, Jerry.

Meet Chris Knight. This is Sherry. Pleased to meet you.

Mitch beat your scores by 20 points. Yeah, you did?

Mitch, shall we? On the moment. Sure.

Mitch? Jordan?

Moles and trolls. What?

Mom, to who? Mr. Echevarria, the plumber.

My glasses! Well, try not to wobble.

My house. What have you done?

Nice display here. Thanks.

Nice weapon, isn't it? What did you think, Roy?

No, I think I intimidate other kids. Good boy.

No. Yeah.

No. Sandwiches. What good are you?

No. That's what was unbelievable. Pardon?

Now if we can keep it from exploding. Exploding? Oh, God.

Now, let's unpack. Right.

Oh, no. Oh, yes. Duck again!

Oh, really? You won't have your big toys.

Oh, so it talks, right? No.

Okay, they're gone. That was close.

Okay, who is this? This is Jesus, Kent.

Okay. What's your name? Mitch.

Or am I? That remains to be seen, Kent.

Outstanding, Crossbow. Just like shooting ducks in a barrel.

Proud? Sure.

Put down the sandwiches and go. Me?

Quite a change from the old place. Shoes.

Really? You'll be eight.

Right, Mitch? Yeah.

Roger. Easy does it. That's it.

Roger. Crossbow is armed. Roger.

She's my daughter. Well, then I guess you have.

Show these to the next guard. You bet.

Smart girl. What're you doing?

So it's both immoral and unethical? Yes.

So Mitch is in charge of the group. Really, Jerry?

So, what do you want? I want five megawatts by mid May.

So? So I talked to him.

Son of a bitch. Asshole.

Sorry about the window. And the trees across the quad!

Superior officer in the room! As you were.

Tell me, is Mitch adopted? Why, no!

That doesn't sound like my soldier. Mitch, this is your dad.

That's popcorn. I know.

The day's only so long. Ready to go.

The guy in the closet? Lazlo Hollyfeld.

The other night I needed your help. I helped you relax.

The work I've done merits a degree. Who will he believe, you or me?

There is a complete hole. That's great.

There you are, doctor! Hi. Yes, one second.

This is my class hour! It's May 10th.

This job will be waiting, Chris. Great.

Those are serious accusations. I know.

To whom? What is all this stuff?

Very elegant. Try not to touch anything.

Wait! Come on, Sputnik.

Wanna try it? No!

Want a cherry? I grow them myself. What?

We are nearing the target. Open the bomb bay doors.

We expect great things from you. I hope so.

We have a physical plant here. You have a Jacuzzi?

We need to talk. Get my laundry?

We will. It'll just take six hours. Forget it. We'll balls it.

We're falling behind. We're not making sandwiches.

We're on our way. Good.

We've got the goodies. We've got target coordinates.

Weird. Well, I have to go. Me too.

What are you doing here? Me?! What are you doing here?

What are you doing? Waiting.

What are you gonna do? I'll leave.

What can I say? She loves me. Congratulations.

What good is that? I respect you, but I graduated.

What happened? There's a guy in our closet.

What if they don't work? They shoot us.

What is it? I don't know, it was in the lab.

What is Mr. Einstein really like? Dead.

What is this? I said, I'm talking to you.

What kind of place is this? Hi.

What now? Hathaway's coming.

What will we eat? Are you from the restaurant?

What would you use it for? Enormous Swiss cheese?

What? Follow it. It's a surprise.

What? Hold it down!

What? Hollyfeld.

What? Lazlo in his pajamas.

What? Obviously the result of negligence.

What? Oh, nothing.

What? Which word didn't you understand?

What's all this? This? This is ice.

What's it for? Not what. Where.

What's the problem? Shut it down!

What's this? It's a laser beam, bozo.

What's up, doc? Sit down.

What's wrong with that? That's all he did.

Where is Knight? He didn't bother to come in today.

Where were you last night? The lab, where you should've been.

Who was that? That...

Who were they? You're of no use to me!

Why aren't you in the lab? I just...

Why does he go in? Why do you go in?

Why don't you leave right now? I'll go to Dr. Meredith.

Why? He loved his work.

Why? I screwed up.

Why? Well, I'm getting married.

Will you stop? I'm serious. Okay, I'm serious too.

Wonderful! Way to go!

Yeah. What?

Yeah. Yeah!

Yeah. You made it?

Yes, but there's more. The gravy.

Yes? He said he didn't feel like it.

You are beautiful. Thanks.

You are Chris Knight? I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.

You both make me sick. Kent!

You can't do this. It's done. Now get out!

You didn't straighten up? No.

You don't get to use my first name. Did I?

You gave me the job. You need a degree.

You here for the meeting? Meeting?

You know the money for development? Yes.

You said come over. Stay off the rug.

You slime. It's your own fault.

You think you're hot stuff, huh? No.

You unbelievable bastard. Count on it.

You want to live with me and Daddy? Yeah.

You wanted to see me? Mr. Knight.

You were on your way. Then? I got a haircut.

You? Yeah.

You'll have to come and visit us. What?

You're 12, right? I'm 15. Are you expecting him...?

You're 15 years old. I wanna come home.

You're degenerates. We are?

You're disappointing me. And you me.

You're in front of the teleprompter. Well, I didn't know.

You're not first anymore. First what?

You're not supposed to park on campus. This isn't funny.

You're very funny, Chris. Thanks, Jerry, we try.

You've gone too far. I had help.

You've heard of him? He's a physics legend.

You've increased it to 6 megawatts. Yeah, about that.

...and B 1 modifications for aerial launch.

...and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

...and it's going to destroy itself as it lases.

...at 639 Ivy Crest Drive, at precisely 7:08 this morning.

...for which it's designed.

...in a Winnebago!

...into an effective reality. All we have to do is build it.

...it came to me.

...limited firing time, unlimited range.

...or to you, you let me know.

...stop playing with yourself!

...that's fine too. Really.

...the second time for a freshman. The first was Chris Knight, right?

...this may be your only chance in your entire lives...

...to have sex.

...to the cleaners.

...we give him the chance to fill a greater portion of his potential.

...with 1000 naked women screaming and throwing pickles at you?

...you could vaporize a human from space.

"I drank what?"