SNL Scarlett Johansson Edit

A BATH OR GIVE YOU AWAY.

A HELL BIRD BORN OF SAND ♪

A LARGE PILE OF CROWS AND THE

A SEASON PASS TO SIX FLAGS.

A STATE OF EMERGENCY WAS

A WHILE, BUT THEY COME VERY

Aah aah!

ABE THEN ASKED, "SO YOU GUYS

ABOUT MY EX.

ABOUT THE PLAYOFFS.

ABOUT YOU, LIKE THAT YOUR

ACQUITTED.

ACTUALLY DECIDED TO BRING IN A

ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S MAYBE

ADVANCED BUT ALSO VERY NEW.

AFTER THE COMPANY SOLD MORE THAN

AGAINST THE WHITE SOX WITHOUT

ALL GET INTO PROM SPIRIT 'CAUSE

ALL NENE LEAKES.

ALL OF THAT. YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, SCOOT OVER.

ALL RIGHT, SO DO I DO IT NOW OR

ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE EACH SAY

ALLOWED TO MARRY, WHAT WOULD

ALLOWING ONLY ONE BAT TO BE

ALONE.

ALSO DIFFERENT ABOUT TODAY'S

ALSO, THERE ARE A TON OF

ALSO, YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY OLD.

AMERICAN PHAROAH.

AMERICANS KILLED DURING

AN ART SHOP.

AN OWL.

AND AND LIKE I SAID, YOU

AND ALSO I'VE BEEN MISTAKEN FOR

AND BY THERE, I MEAN KENTUCKY.

AND COMING UP A LITTLE BIT

AND DONNA TOLD ME 'CAUSE SHE

AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

AND HAVE A FUN CASUAL DRINK WITH

AND HERE ARE TONIGHT'S TOP

AND I'M SITTING TIGHT ON IT

AND IN THE OTHER CORNER WITH A

AND IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE THE OTHER

AND IT IS THAT THE NBA IS WAY

AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE READY

AND IT'S NOT EASY BEING THRUST

AND MICHAEL CHE.

AND NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SAMSUNG

AND NOW HE'S TIPPING OVER.

AND ONCE OFF THE COURT WHEN I

AND PUT IT ON THE COVER OF OUR

AND SPACIOUS AS YOUR LIVING

AND THAT'S DANIELA'S JOB.

AND THAT'S WHY I ASKED A VERY

AND THE BALL IS SHOT DOWN BY A

AND THE PAPARAZZI WON'T LEAVE US

AND THE WRITERS OF

AND THEN I WOULD PUSH HIM ALL

AND TWO WOMEN TRIED TO APPLY

AND WE ARE THE BEST JINGLE

AND WOMAN.

AND YOUR HOST

AND, UH, AND, UH, YOU KNOW,

ANNOUNCED PLANS TO NO LONGER

ANY FANS IN ATTENDANCE DUE TO

ANYBODY CAN TALK ABOUT IS HER

ANYONE WOULD CALL YOU TWO

ANYTHING ABOUT DIAPERS?

APOLOGIZE.

ARE DOING THAT.

ARE THE FAVORITES IN THE EAST,

ARE THERE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?

ARE YOU READY, JUSTIN?

AROUND YOU.

AS A SPECIAL TREAT, THOSE IN

AS ALWAYS, IT'S TIME FOR OUR

As did I

AS WE IRON OUT THEIR KINKS.

Asked the most random girl.

ASKED, "IF HOMOSEXUALS ARE

ASS FOR DINNER.

ASS FOR DINNER.

AT A TIME.

AT IT.

ATTENDANCE, WHICH WAS PROBABLY A

ATTENDANCE.

ATTENTION FOR HER POINTED

ATTRACTIVENESS, WHICH SHOULD

AVOID DUCK FACES.

BABIES PLAYING IN THE SUNLIGHT.

BACK TO YOU, MICHAEL.

BACK TO YOU.

BACK TO YOU.

BACK, BABY BACK ♪

BACKSIDE.

BACKSTAGE

BAD ♪

BALTIMORE ANNOUNCED FRIDAY THAT

BALTIMORE TOOK AN ABSOLUTE

BASEBALL AS THE ORIOLES DECIDED

BASEBALL!

BATHROOM?

BATTING PRACTICE AND THAT

BE AT THE PROM LONG AFTER HER,

BE LIKE, "O O O OKAY."

BE SAFER.

BE?

BE.

BEATING FROM THE BOYS IN BLUE.

BECAUSE THAT'S POLYGAMY AND IT'S

BETTER EVEN JUST TO, YOU KNOW

BIENVENIDOS. GOODBYE.

BLACK GUYS.

BLACK WIDOW MOVIE?

BLACK WIDOW'S LIFE...

BLANKET IN YOUR HAND OR IN YOUR

BLANKET.

BLING, BLING, BLING.

BRIEFS?

BROKEN.

BRUCE JENNER IS YOU KNOW,

BRUCE JENNER REVEALED THAT HE

BUILDING.

BUT ALL RIGHT.

BUT AS A COMEDY SHOW, WE STILL

BUT I BET ON HIM TO WIN THE

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO GO THERE.

BUT IT CAN ALSO BE INCREDIBLE.

BUT THEY JUST LOST KEVIN LOVE,

BUT THEY'D PROBABLY TELL THEM NO

BUT WHILE I FIND OUT, WE'RE

BY KINGSFORD CHARCOAL.

CALLED, AND THIS IS NOT A JOKE,

CAMDEN CARRUTHERS.

CAMPFIRE, I GOT THE WOOD.

CAMPING, I'M PITCHING A

CAN DO, EXCEPT COMPLAIN THAT

CAN YOU SPEAK CLEARLY AND INTO

CAUGHT HER ON HER CELLPHONE.

CAUGHT ON MY PRINCESS SLEEVE.

CERTAINLY DID NOT MEAN IT TO.

CERTAINLY DID NOT MEAN TO SAY

CHARGES WOULD BE FILED AGAINST

CHILL.

CHILLING.

CLEANING UP THE STREETS ONE THUG

COCKPIT.

COLIN.

COLIN.

COMES THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO

COMING IN 2016...

COMING.

COMMENTS.

COMPANY.

COMPARE THE ORIOLES NOW TO THEIR

COMPLAINING ABOUT, HOW SICK WILL

CONGRATULATIONS TO MAYWEATHER.

CONGRATULATIONS, SHAQ.

CONTINUE.

CORY CHISHOLM, BETTER KNOWN AS

CORY, WOULD YOU STOP?

COUPLE MAKES YOU THE HOTTEST

COUPLE OF JINGLE WRITERS TO HELP

COUPLE?

COUPLE?

COUPLE.

CRACKERS.

CRAP?

CRAZY PATTERN SHIRTS.

CRUMPLED UP BLACK COCKTAIL

CRUSH?

DAMN.

DANCE IN YOUR DIRECTION.

DANGEROUS.

DANIELA DONATA DI PASQUALE.

DANIELA DONATA DI PASQUALE.

DATE ANY GUYS NOW.

DEATHS ♪

DECLARED IN BALTIMORE AFTER

DEDICATED ENTIRELY TO SLAVERY

DIAMOND RATTLESNAKE ♪

DIANE SAWYER LAST WEEK,

DID NOT MEAN IT THAT WAY AT ALL.

DINOS ALEX AND EVERYONE WAS

DINOS WERE ALL NAMED MEGASAURUS

DINOSAURS MAY HAVE BEEN

DIRTY BUTT.

DIRTY.

DIVORCED FRIEND WHO'S NOW

DO NOT KNOW WHY.

DO NOT SAY "SLICE IT."

DO YOU GET IT, MORGAN?

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE JUST

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

DOES MARVEL NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE

DON'T PUNCH TOO HARD.

DONE?

DOWN AT THE DERBY, THEY CALL ME

DRESS?

DUE TO THE RIOTING IN BALTIMORE,

DURING THAT TIME, JUSTIN BIEBER

DURING THE SUPREME COURT HEARING

EACH OTHER'S DIAPERS.

ELECTRIC.

ENOUGH.

ENTRANCE TO A CAVE.

EQUALITY SHOULD BE UP TO STATE

EVERY OTHER TESTOSTERONE FILLED

EVERYBODY.

Everyone out, he's wilding!

Everyone would be like,

EVERYONE WOULD BE LIKE, "OKAY,

EVERYONE'S ALREADY ON BOARD THE

EVERYTHING A HUMAN FLIGHT CREW

EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT QUESTION,"

EVERYTHING WITH HIS BODY CAM?

EXCUSE MY FINGERS.

EYES AND WE SCREAMED OUT FOR

EYES, YOU KNOW, SNEAKING

FAMILY SIZE TENT OVER HERE.

FANS AT HOME TO GUESS THE

FASHION WEEKLY BUILDING.

FASHION WEEKLY.

FATHER.

FAVORITE FOOD IS?

FAVORITE SEX DREAM.

FEATHERS.

FEATURING...

FEEL GREAT.

FIGHT OUT.

FIGURED OUT.

FINAL DECISION FROM YOU GUYS

FINALLY, A REMINDER TO FANS THAT

FINALLY, AN UNUSUAL DAY IN

FINISHER IN 2007's

FIRST CLASS WILL ENJOY THE

FIRST TIME EVER.

FIRST TOPIC

FLEA IS PLAYING A CONCERT.

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS IS FULL ON

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS.

FLIGHT.

FLOYD "MONEY" MAYWEATHER!

FOLLOWED BY "YOU MUMBLING

FOLLOWING TODAY'S GAME,

FOOTPRINTS GOING INTO THE

FOR A MARRIAGE LICENSE?"

For everyone

FOR THOSE OF YOU IN FIRST CLASS,

FRENCH KISS EACH OTHER.

FRIED CHICKEN SALESMAN WHO LOOKS

Friend?

FROM "INTO THE WOODS."

FROM THE WAIST DOWN.

GAME THE CITY OF BALTIMORE IS

GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL

GAY TRAIN.

GAY WORD PROBLEM.

GIRL, BYE.

GIRLFRIEND.

GLAMPING.

GLOVES?

GONNA TAKE SOME SERIOUS

GONNA WIN THIS CASE.

GOOD EARLY TO MID MORNING, YOU

GOOD FOR THEM.

GOOD IDEA SINCE WEDNESDAY WAS

GREAT.

GREATS FROM INSIDE THE NBA,

GRID IN THE DESERT FOR THE LAST

GUESS WHAT?

GUY AND HIS MOM?

GUYS AND STUFF ♪

GUYS?

GUYS?

GUYS.

HAD TO DRINK EACH OTHER'S URINE.

HAND AND NOT TRY TO TURN THIS

HAPPEN IF A GROUP OF TWO MEN

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

HAS OPENED ON A FORMER SUGAR

HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!

HAVE ANYTHING FROM WORLD WAR II

HAVE ONE MORE SONG.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THIS ONE?

HE CHANGED THE WORDS.

He craps right on his head?

HE CRIES FOR PAMPERS ♪

HE GETS THE JOB DONE.

HE WILL DO A VERY CONDESCENDING

HE WORRIED THAT HE'LL FEEL OUT

HE'S BLAZER.

HE'S COOL?

HE'S COOL.

HE'S NOT AFRAID TO GET HIS HANDS

HE'S TOUGH.

HE'S UP TO HERE WITH POTATOES.

HEAR YOUR JINGLE.

HEARING ON MARRIAGE EQUALITY,

HEED ALL OFFICIAL WARNINGS AND

HERE ARE YOUR ANIMAL CRACKERS.

HERE IS YOUR BLANKET.

HERE IT IS, PROVIDED BY THE GOOD

HERE TO EXPLAIN IS SUPREME COURT

HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS THE

HERE WITH MY HUSBAND

HERE.

HERE'S YOUR SPRITE.

HERES IN THIS VINCINCITY.

HEY, HOW Y'ALL DOING?

HEY, THANKS FOR FLYING WITH US.

HIRE EMPLOYEES BASED ON

HIS FAMILY OWNS AND LIVES ABOVE

HIS MAN.

HORN DOG.

HOT TOWEL.

HOT TOWEL.

HOT TOWEL.

HOT TOWEL.

HOT TOWEL.

HOT TOWEL.

HOT.

HOTTEST COUPLE IN WESTEROS,

HOW FAST COULD A T REX RUN?

HOW TO DRESS, THEY SHOULD TALK

I adore that.

I ALREADY CUT THE LEMONSES.

I ALREADY WON TODAY.

I AM HONESTLY LIKE FOUR, FIVE

I came here alone.

I CAN GET BACK TO THE MARRIOTT?

I CLEAN MYSELF LIKE A FLY.

I COULD CALL OUT THAT THEIR MOST

I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE MY

I DIDN'T ORDER NO CRACKERS!

I do.

I do.

I don't know the answer to that.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO GIVE YOU

I GOT TO PUSH SAME SEX MARRIAGE

I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL.

I have a question.

I I DIDN'T

I JUST I JUST FEEL LIKE ANY

I JUST GOT GINSBURNED!

I KNOW THE SECRET PROM THEME

I LEFT MY KIDS IN THE POOL.

I LOOK IN THE MIRROR TO PRACTICE

I LOVE THAT ACCENT.

I MADE THEM ALREADY.

I MAY REPEAT THE NUMBER 6

I MEAN, IT'S SCARY OUT THERE.

I MEANT OF COURSE HIS KNEE GETS

I MIGHT ALSO MAKE UP THE NUMBER

I never said that.

I REALLY I DON'T THINK BOYS

I REMEMBER HER.

I SAY THAT.

I SHOULD HAVE SAID MY NAME WAS

I STOLE HIS ROBE.

I THINK I FOUND A SCULPTED NAIL

I THINK THAT'S WHAT MY MOM MAKES

I THINK YOU'RE MOVING WAY TOO

I WAS ALSO BORN PREMATURE.

I WAS BORN READY, YO.

I WAS THE JOCKEY RIDING

I'M A GROWN ASS WOMAN.

I'M COLIN JOST.

I'M COMING, TOO.

I'M GETTING A LITTLE AGRITATED

I'M GONNA MATCH MY EYESHADOW, TO

I'm gonna sit by you later.

I'M GRACELYNN CHISHOLM, AND I'M

I'M HAVING TROUBLE HEARING YOU.

I'M JIM PALMER JOINED BY ORIOLES

I'M LIKE A WEIRD MOLE.

I'M LIKE ONE BIG COLOR.

I'M READY TO RUMBLE,

I'M SORRY FOR HOW I SAID THAT.

I'm tiny but I could be dangerous.

I'VE GROWN UP SINCE THEN.

IF I DIE, YOU GET MY KIDS.

IF I DO IT, HE'S GONNA BUY ME

IF THESE PLAYERS WANT TO KNOW

IF THIS GETS BACK TO DONNA, IT'S

IF YOU REALLY WANT IT, I'LL

IF YOU STARE LONG ENOUGH, YOU'LL

IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, DO

IGNORANT QUEEN.

ILLEGAL AND ALSO NOT AT ALL THE

IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE.

IMAGINE TINY, CLEAN, FRESH

IMPORTANT TO THE COMPANY, SO WE

IN A SCHOOL DISTRICT IN

IN A WEEK.

IN AN INTERVIEW WITH

In any way today.

IN JUNE?

IN MY DRINK, Y'ALL.

IN ONE CORNER WITH AN UNDEFEATED

IN PHOENIX, GET OUR DUCKS IN A

IN PROGRESS.

IN THE DESERT, FAYE ANN AND I

INCREDIBLE CAST AND CREW.

INDUSTRY'S FIRST FULLY AUTOMATED

INTERVIEW, AND OBVIOUSLY THIS IS

INTO MY FACE?

INTO THE SPOTLIGHT.

INVENTED HEELS AND LEAVE THEM A

IS ALSO A COMPANY.

IS ANYBODY SCREENING THIS COPY

IS IT "A," 45,201?

IS IT THE WRITTEN BRIEFS?

IS THAT CORRECT?

Is the dino taking a crap?

IS WHAT MADE RAY LEWIS SUPER

ISSUE IS REALLY WHETHER MARRIAGE

IT BETTER?" SPREAD.

IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE LOOK

IT HELPS.

IT MEANS HIS PARENTS ARE

IT SAYS HERE THAT ONE OF OUR

IT UP ON YouTube?

IT WAS A MOVING AND BRAVE

IT WAS.

IT'S A FULL SERVICE CATERING

IT'S A ROUGH CLASS.

IT'S A VITAL AND IMPORTANT FIRST

IT'S COKE FOR BREAKFAST AND

IT'S COKE FOR BREAKFAST AND

IT'S GHOSTS.

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

IT'S NOT THE GREATEST

It's not.

IT'S OBVIOUSLY "C."

IT'S PROM WEEK.

IT'S TIME FOR THE KISS CAM.

IT'S, LIKE, LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE.

JACKET ON A CADBURY EGG.

JAIME?

JAPANESE LEADER TO CONGRESS,

JINGLE.

JUST BEEN ON FIRE THIS WEEK.

JUST HAPPENED."

JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG

JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG.

KENTUCKY DERBY.

KENTUCKY THAT WANT TO KEEP THEIR

KENYAN."

KILLING STUMP AND SAVED HIM.

KINGSFORD THROW A BRICK,

KNEE GROWS STRONGER EVERY DAY.

KNOCKED DOWN, I WILL COUNT TO 10

KNOCKOUTS, THE PRIDE OF THE

KNOW, HE'S BRAVE.

KNOW, LANDING PAMPERS, IT'S VERY

KNOWS HOW GOOD I AM AT KEEPING

L.A. CLIPPERS BEATING THE

LAST YEAR I ASKED HER TO SIGN MY

LATER, WE ARE GONNA LEARN HOW TO

LATER, WE GOT

LEAST IT'S AN ELEVATOR

LEAVES MASSACHUSETTS AT

LEAVES TENNESSEE AT 6:00 P.M.,

LeBRON JAMES AND THE CAVALIERS

LEG?

LEGEND FRANK ROBINSON.

LESBIAN 'CAUSE YOU'RE BOUNCING

LESS VIOLENT THAN IT WAS

LET'S GET TO SOMETHING LESS

LET'S HAVE A FIGHT.

LET'S JUST LET'S JUST SAY

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET A LOOK

LIKE A HAPPY COUPLE.

LIKE RAY PARKER JR.

LIKE THIS.

LIKE, "UM, OKAY, SO I GUESS THAT

LOOK LIKE A MAGIC EYE POSTER.

Look, I'm sorry but...

LOOKING AT ME NOW, WONDERING

LOOKS LIKE HE JUST TOOK A HUGE

LOVE CAN BE HARD.

MAGAZINE.

MAKE A MINT JULEP WITH THE HELP

MAKE THE FIRST NEW GUY THEY HIRE

MAN ON THIS PLANET.

MAN, THIS IS LANE BRYANT!

MAN, WHEN I WAS ON THE COURT, I

MANNY "PAC MAN" PACQUIAO!

MANNY PACQUIAO.

MARK WAHLBERG AND P. DIDDY.

MARRIAGE BAN.

MARRIAGE, JUSTICE SAMUEL ALITO

MARVEL GETS WOMEN.

MATCH UP.

MAYWEATHER PACQUIAO STYLE.

ME.

ME.

MEANING THE RIOTS WERE STILL FAR

MEANS I'VE TURNED OFF THE

MEANS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED.

MERCEDES THAT WAY.

MERCY ♪

MICHAEL AND I WERE TALKING

MICHAEL CHE.

MILITARY DRONE.

MIND, JUST WHISPER OUR NAME TO

MODE.

MODE.

MORE CHRIS ISAAK "WICKED GAME."

MORE LEG ROOM, AND IT'S AS BIG

MORE ROOM FOR FOOD.

MORGAN TOLD ME.

MULTICOLORED AND COVERED IN

MY APOLOGIES.

MY BABY BE.

MY BABY.

MY BOYFRIEND'S CRAZY.

MY CO PILOT.

MY DAD WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING

MY DATE DONNA'S WAIST CHAIN GOT

MY DRESS, TO MY NAILS, TO ALL

MY EX TRIED TO SACRIFICE MY BABY

MY FACE?

MY MICROPHONE IS IN MY FACE.

MY NAME IS FAYE ANN.

MY SEX FACES FOR YOU.

MY STRINGY HAIR AND MY BULGING

NAPKIN IN MY PLACE.

NASTY MESSAGE.

NECKS ARE GOOD.

NECKS HOLD UP YOUR HEAD.

NEED TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT.

NEIGHBORHOOD, BUT, I MEAN, AT

NEW DRINK 'CAUSE I AM SO TIRED

NEW JERSEY, IT'S

Nice. That's exactly my sense of humor.

NIGHT LONG.

NO HITTING BELOW THE BELT.

NO HOLDING.

NO ONE HAS EVER CALLED THEM

NO ONE KNOWS YET.

NO ONE WILL KNOW I'M GONE.

No one would be like that.

No, that is actually a great question.

NO, THERE'S NO GHOSTS OVER

NO, THEY SHOULD APPLAUD THAT.

No, they wouldn't.

NOBODY'S SAFE FROM THE FIRE.

NOT EVEN ME.

NOT GO ANYWHERE 'CAUSE COMIN' UP

NOT QUITE SURE WHAT SHE DID TO

NOT REALLY SURE THAT WAS A

NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S

NOW, GETTING BACK ON TRACK, THE

NOW, WERE YOU SWAYED BY ANY OF

NOW, WHILE THE T REX HAD OVER 60

O O O OKAY.

OBEY CURFEW LAWS WHILE RIOTS

OCTOBER'S PROGRAM.

OF A REALLY GREAT GAL.

OF COURSE YOU DO.

OF FREDDIE GRAY.

OF FUZZY NAVELS.

OF IT, YOU STUTTER BUG.

OF PLACE SINCE HE GRADUATED FROM

OFF THE BAT.

OFFERED CONDOLENCES FOR

OFFICERS PROBABLY BEING

OH, GOOD LORD, HE'S TIPPING.

OH, MAN, SHAQ'S BRAIN HAS GOTTEN

OH, MY GOD.

Oh, so that just happened...

OH, THAT'S A GINSBURN.

OKAY, I THINK THIS ONE'S BROKEN.

Okay, these guys are killing me...

Okay, weirdo, party of one.

OKAY, YOU KNOW...

OKAY.

ON IT ER'RY NIGHT.

ON THE CONSTITUTIONALITY OF GAY

ON WITH YOUR MERCEDES?"

ON YOUR CEREAL.

ON YOUR SERVICE TABLET, YOU

ON YOUR TOUCHSCREEN UNDER "TREAT

ONCE, BUT I PUNCHED HIS LIGHTS

ONE HAS MADE HER WAY INTO THE

ONLY MY HANDS.

Ooh

OPPONENT, GO TO A NEUTRAL CORNER

OR ARE YOU JUST HANDING IT TO US

OR FEDERAL GOVERNMENTS.

OR WHATEVER?

ORDERED A SPRITE.

OUT OF THE SOCKET ON THE COURT.

OVER $194 BILLION THIS QUARTER

OVERTURES TO WIN HER TRUST BACK.

PAIN IN HIS VOICE.

PAMPERS.

PARTICULAR BONES DISCOVERED?

PASSENGERS, I'D JUST LIKE TO

PEOPLE AT NERF.

PEOPLE LOOK AT US AND WINTER'S

PEOPLE WHO CAME HERE RANDOMLY.

PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, "UM, IS

PEOPLE.

PHILIPPINES,

PLANTATION IN LOUISIANA.

PLAYERS?

PLEASE!

PLEASE?

PLEASE?

POLICE CHIEF ANYMORE?

POP FLY TO CENTER.

POSTER OUT OF LEGOS AND IT SAYS

PRACTICE YOUR PICTURE POSE.

PRESENCE.

PRESIDENT OBAMA CUT THE

PRESIDENT OFF WHILE HE WAS

PRIME MINISTER SHINZO ABE

PROM.

PROMPOSAL?

PROTESTS TURNED INTO VIOLENT

PUBLIC AND HAD ZERO FANS IN

PUERTO RICAN HICKEY.

QUESTION.

QUESTION.

QUITE A WHILE.

QUITE A WHILE.

RACE BASED POLICE BRUTALITY?

Random.

RAY LEWIS SPOKE OUT AGAINST THE

RAZOR SHARP TEETH, YOU CAN TELL

REACHED CRUISING ALTITUDE, WHICH

RECEIVED A LOT OF MEDIA

RECORD OF 47 0 WITH 27

RECORD OF 57 WINS WITH 38

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS BASSIST

REMEMBER THAT.

REPORTER AMBER THEOHARRIS.

RICH.

RIGHT BACK WITH YOU IN 2 1/2

RIOTING BUT NO REPORTED DEATHS.

RIOTING CONCERNS.

ROBB STARK AND

ROCK ♪

ROOM.

ROW.

RUMBLE E E E!

RUSSELL WESTBROOK WITH THOSE

SACAGAWEA COINS ONLY.

SAID ONE MUSEUM EMPLOYEE, "HELP!

SAM AND GILLY, EVERYONE.

SAME THING.

SAMWELL TARLY AND THE WILDLING

SAN ANTONIO SPURS.

SATURDAY NIGHT!

SEABISCUIT 'CAUSE ALL THE FELLAS

SEAT OF A BALTIMORE POLICE VAN.

SEATBELT SIGN.

SEATS ARE AFFECTING THE PLAYERS?

SECONDS FROM WILDIN'.

SECONDS FROM WILDIN'.

SECRETS 'CAUSE I'M VERY

SECS TO GET THAT RECIPE.

SECURITY CAMERAS HE HACKED INTO.

SEE A SAILBOAT.

SEEING RUNS UP TO YOU AND

SELF IDENTIFIES AS A WOMAN.

SERIES AGAINST THE BLUE JAYS.

SERVICES OF THE AIRLINE

SEVERAL TIMES.

SEX APPEAL, WE'RE JUST A REGULAR

SHAQ FU IN THE HOUSE.

SHAQ GONNA BE ON TV.

SHAQ, YOU'RE ON TV RIGHT NOW.

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.

SHE GAVE ME SOMETHING CALLED A

SHE GETS TO.

SHE IS AS PRETTY AS RACHAEL RAY

SHE IS THE OWNER OF TINY BITES.

SHE MAY BE PROM QUEEN, BUT I'LL

SHE WAS LAST YEAR'S PROM QUEEN.

SHE WAS THE ONE IN THE SCARF

SHE'S A FORMER PROM QUEEN, SO

SHE'S COMING UP.

SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW.

Shut up.

SIGHT UNSEEN?

SINCERELY APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF

SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THE

Sit by me where?

SIX POLICE OFFICERS IN THE DEATH

SKIRT AND HALTERS WHO KEPT

SO AFTER THE GAME, FLEA.

SO I CAN START WHENEVER YOU'RE

SO I'M GOING ALL BY MYSELF AND

SO IF YOU KNOCK DOWN YOUR

SO LET'S STICK TO THE CASE AT

SO RATCHET.

SO SHE'S ONLY A DAY OLD AND ALL

SO SUCK ON THAT, REALITY POP.

SO WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE

SO YOU GUYS WROTE THAT?

SO, JUSTICE, SHOULD WE BE

SO, YOU KNOW, AND THERE'S ONE

SOFT, MAN.

SOMEONE'S GETTING SHADY RIGHT

SONG.

SORRY. SORRY.

SOUND PRETTY CONFIDENT YOU'RE

SPEAK SPANISH.

SPECIAL GUEST HERE TODAY.

SPECIAL TREAT?

SPELLED OUT "CAMDEN, GO TO PROM

START A FIRE.

STATION.

STEAMY PLOTLINES,

STEP ON THE PATH TO THOSE

STILL ALIVE.

STILL ON THE MEND FROM KNEE

STRICT LOCK AND KEY.

STRONGER EVERY DAY.

STUBBORN, MUCH LIKE REAL WOMEN.

SUPREME COURT JUSTICE GINSBURG.

SUSAN, YOU WANT TO SEND THEM IN,

SWEET, PURE PAMPERS.

SYSTEM.

TABLET THAT YOU ARE A CHILD

TAKE A BREAK.

TEA AT A SLAVE AUCTION.

TENNESSEE WERE SERVED MEAT THAT

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

THANKS TO WIZ KHALIFA, TO

THANKS" IN IT.

THAT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE

THAT SOUNDED A LITTLE SEXIST.

THAT SOUNDED A LITTLE SEXIST.

THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS 'CAUSE

THAT YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR?"

THAT.

THAT.

THAT'S A 9 0 DECISION.