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A hit and run.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A real doggone keeper.
A reflex that I have since gotten rid of.
A whole bunch of nothing.
Actually, I don't remember a lot from that time, so...
Ah, mmm.
Ah, yes, yes.
Ain't nobody thought about fucking you. Why would you say some stupid shit?
All of 'em.
All right, baby. All right, I'll talk to you soon.
All right, here it is. Mmm.
All right, just keep on walking, bruh.
All right, you got jokes. Put in a good word?
All right, you guys look so wiped out.
All right.
All right. Go on.
All right. I would've told you.
Allow me to explain.
Also, shit...
Although I find it difficult to go into detail
Am I feeling a racial flow?
Amazing.
And blood's gushing from his mouth. And he's screaming,
And did it work? Did what work?
And don't ever, ever say that I don't do nothin' for you.
And he put it half a mile away from Edgewood Lane?
And he slipped some tongue and I was not expecting it.
And he's pretty dumb, right? So we threw this party.
And I can barely remember anything,
And I had some fucked up dreams.
And I just sat there.
And I mean really train, you know?
And I start putting pieces together.
And I thank God for you for calming me down.
And I was watching TV.
And I've been watching his dog, Sid.
And if you're watching this, you're probably wondering what's going on.
And it accidentally came undone.
And it wasn't until recently it was perfected
And it will definitely fucking suck.
And Jessika and Fredrich Walden.
And let me finish?
And now for the pièce de résistance,
And now I'm thinking all this fucked up shit that I don't want to think about.
And she's fuckin' the shit out of 'em.
And thanks for that image right there, man.
And that mirror.
And that would explain the clothes. All right.
And that's what he said it was. I'm inclined to trust...
And then he just got in a cab and left his phone.
And what do you do?
And you shouldn't have been drinking, either.
And, see, this is what I came up with.
Andre Hayworth. He used to kick it with Veronica.
Any time there is an incident, we have every right to ask...
Anyway, yeah. I'm Missy.
Apparently, he's been missing for six months in some affluent suburb.
Apparently, our common understanding of the process
Are just as messed up in the head as they are in the city.
Are you fucking with me?
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready?
Aren't you something?
As I haven't had much of a desire to leave the house in a while.
Asshole.
Attaboy. Better get used to saying that.
Aw... You should've seen me.
Baby, baby, it's okay. Come on.
Basketball, mostly, I guess.
Be careful, bro.
Because their head was off their fuckin' body.
Behold,
Believe me, the irony of being a blind art dealer isn't lost on me.
Best president in my lifetime. Hands down.
Black is in fashion.
Black is in fashion.
Bocce ball, badminton...
Brainwashing 'em, making 'em work for 'em as sex slaves and shit.
Bruh, how are you not scared of this, man?
Bruh, I don't care if the bitch is Iyanla Vanzant, okay?
But all I know is they already got two brothers we know,
But Chris said he's acting real different.
But even when you go into the city, I've just had no interest.
But I am sorry.
But it's cool because I'm cured. It worked.
But it's Rose's mom's a psychiatrist, so...
But now the pendulum has swung back.
But now the thought of a cigarette makes me wanna throw up.
But please don't lump me in with that. I could give a shit what color you are.
But that was after he fucked the heads.
But that's a totally different story.
But that's because he's a lame dad more than anything else.
But we are divine.
But when he came at me,
But your existence will be as a passenger.
But, boy, I hate the way it looks.
But, uh, I do know Tiger.
By my own flesh and blood.
By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could.
C, wait, wait, wait. I know you laughin'.
Call me Mr. Armitage.
Can I talk to him? No.
Can you give me a minute, Sid?
Can't really remember. Sorry.
Carrot cake!
Carrot cake.
Check.
Check.
Chri...
Chris was just telling me how he felt
Chris, I wanna introduce you to some friends.
Chris, I'm so sorry.
Chris, this is Gordon and Emily Greene.
Chris, you gotta get the fuck up outta there, man!
Chris!
Chris?
Chris? Just get the keys.
Chris. Nice to meet you.
Cold and alone.
Come here, Chris. Look at me.
Come here, come here.
Come in and sit with me.
Come on, I get it.
Come on, I'm a grown man. No way.
Come on, sweetie.
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Concerns you may have so far.
Conner Garfield.
Consider this situation fuckin' handled.
Cool.
Could you hold on one second? Okay.
Cute, right?
Dad, this is why I don't bring people to the house anymore.
Damn, C. Give me some type of credit.
Damn.
Dean. Dad.
Did he say something?
Did she tell you about her toenail collection?
Different how?
Do they know I'm black?
Do you find that being African American
Do you have your deodorant?
Do you hear the TV? What do you hear?
Do you realize how dangerous smoking is?
Do you smoke in front of my daughter?
Do you think they saw that shit comin'?
Does he have an off button? This is exhausting.
Don't do it. Just fuckin' go.
Don't do that.
Don't do that. Don't...
Don't waste your strength, don't try to fight it.
Dre?
Dude.
East...
Easy.
Especially you, Chris.
Even the sun will die someday.
Ever, ever, ever.
Ever. Hands down.
Everything all right, Ryan?
Fantastic.
Faster, cooler.
Fire.
Flying around like you're a fuckin' pigeon,
For me has been, for the most part, very good.
For patting down an old lady? It's standard procedure.
Forget about it. It's done.
Forget it. Never mind.
Four months?
From the TSA?
From work?
Frucking weird. Well, you know what I say?
Fuck this. I'mma fucking go the other way I came.
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Bye!
Fuck.
Fucking shit.
Gary just think 'cause an elderly bitch is elderly,
Genetic disease.
Georgina, this is Chris. This is Rose's boyfriend.
Georgina. I came here to talk to Rod, and I got no juice.
Get all his friends together,
Get him, Grandpa.
Get out! Yo!
Get out.
Get that headlight fixed.
Get the fuck outta here! Chill!
Give me those keys. Rose, now! Now, the keys!
Go straight and a left on...
God! She's so... She's a fuckin'... She's a...
Goddamn.
Gonna wanna talk to you about that.
Good night, Chris! It was great to meet you.
Good night. Thank you.
Good to see another brother around here.
Good, good.
Good.
Good.
Goodbye.
Gordon and Emily, this is Chris.
Gordon was a professional golfer for years.
Grandma.
Great. No, funny.
Has a positive impact on the success rate of the procedure.
Has more advantage or disadvantage in the modern world?
Have you got the keys? I'm gonna put the bags in the trunk real quick.
He almost got over it.
He came to the party with a white woman 30 years older than him.
He has never treated any of my boyfriends that way.
He left on Friday with his girlfriend, Rose Armitage.
He left two days ago.
He left?
He was beat by Jesse Owens
He was gonna put you in a fucking headlock.
He's dating my sister. You had your chance.
Hell no.
Hello, Mr...
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. Fuck. Hi.
Help. Help me.
Help. Help.
Hey, handsome. Are you packing?
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, it's Chris.
Hey, it's Chris.
Hey, Jer Bear.
Hey, Jeremy, why don't we let someone else have the floor for a second?
Hey, man, I ain't makin' this shit up. I saw on A&E, man.
Hey, uh, what's Walter's deal?
Hey, uh...
Hey, what up? Rose, it's me, Rod.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Well...
Hi, darling. Hey, buddy.
Hi, welcome.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Roman Armitage.
Hi. Yes, of course it is.
His name is Chris Washington.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on a second.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, I gotta call Rod.
Hold on. Record.
Home. Watching TV.
Honestly, it's nothing.
How about sparklers and Bingo?
How are they different than that cop?
How are you? I love you too. I missed you.
How bad can it be?
How can I get in trouble
How can I help you, Rod Williams from the TSA?
How do you do that again?
How do you feel now?
How foolish of me.
How Little Miss Rosie doin'?
How long have you known that guy?
How long?
How rude of me to have touched your belongings without asking.
How'd you do it?
How's he doing? He's much better.
How's it goin' over there?
How's it going, buddy?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? He didn't dress like this.
Hypnosis.
I am an admirer of your work. You have a great eye.
I began dealing. Then, of course, my vision went to shit.
I believe they've been abducting black people,
I can assure you,
I can get him alone.
I can't get to know the guy?
I can't move.
I couldn't bear to let them go. I mean...
I didn't ask who was driving. I asked to see his ID.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't get to meet you, actually, up close. I'm Chris.
I didn't mean to scare you.
I didn't use to dress like this.
I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say that.
I do not like the deer. I'm sick of it. They're taking over.
I don't answer to anyone.
I don't even understand that.
I don't know where they are.
I don't know, are you handsome?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I guess maybe a local one.
I don't like being wrong.
I don't play, I'm just...
I don't think he's ever heard that or said it. And now he just...
I don't want to think about that.
I filled the liquor bottles with water...
I found it.
I found out later that, uh,
I fucking hate you.
I got hypnotized last night.
I guess I had too much of that wine last night.
I just need to go.
I just said he was missing.
I just sat there.
I just talked to him. Dude's whole vibe is hostile.
I just thought that if I did, it would make it real.
I keep bringing souvenirs back.
I know that I must've frightened you all quite a bit.
I know who you are.
I know who you are.
I know why you're calling.
I know you think about fucking me, Rod.
I know, I know, I know.
I know. I wanna give you a tour.
I know. Life can be a sick joke.
I know. She caught me off guard, right?
I left it that way.
I lifted your cellular phone to wipe down the dresser,
I like you on your racial flow, though.
I love it!
I love you too, baby.
I love you.
I love you.
I loved every goddamn puff I took.
I mean, Hitler's up there with all his perfect Aryan race bullshit.
I mean, I told you not to go in that house.
I mean...
I mean...
I met him today. Why?
I open it
I owe you an apology.
I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go.
I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I think to myself,
I smoked cigarettes for 15 years.
I submitted to Nat Geo 14 times before realizing I didn't have the eye.
I think my parents were in Greece or something.
I think your mom got in my head, all right? I think she got in my head.
I think your mom hypnotized me last night.
I told you about that night my mom died.
I told you so, like...
I want those things you see through.
I want to hear them.
I want your eye, man.
I was in a hole or something. And I couldn't move. It was like...
I wasn't gonna hurt him.
I went out for some air last night, and I run into her.
I wouldn't be bringing you home to them.
I'll make something up.
I'll tell you in the car. But we gotta go right now.
I'm a beast. I'm a beast!
I'm at the Armitage...
I'm either away from the phone or I just don't wanna talk to you. Peace.
I'm gonna go get dessert. And, Dean, maybe clean it up just a little bit?
I'm gonna quit. I promise.
I'm gonna talk to my dad about that. That's not...
I'm good, actually.
I'm kiddin'! You call me Dean. And you hug me, my man.
I'm looking.
I'm not gonna leave here without you. I'm not gonna abandon you, okay?
I'm not jealous of Rod. It's Rod!
I'm not jealous. I made you jealous?
I'm not.
I'm serious, though. I feel like a sore thumb out here.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, sir, can you repeat that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I can't believe she did that to you.
I'm sorry. I'm just sayin'.
I'm sorry. This sucks.
I'm supposed to answer any outstanding questions,
I'm T S motherfuckin' A.
I'm taking what you presented to me, okay?
I'm thinkin'.
I'mma record the shit outta you.
I'mma tell you this. I think that mom
I've heard stories.
I've noticed that.
If you really pushed your body,
Ignorance.
In life, what is your purpose?
In the qualifying round for the Berlin Olympics in 1936.
Is everything okay?
Is he hurt? Did you see him drop?
Is it better?
Is it dead? Yeah.
Is it really?
Is puttin' everybody in a trance,
Is that okay? Okay, yeah.
Is there anything more beautiful than a sunrise?
Is this a racial flow? Racial flow.
It begins.
It felt like I knew him.
It is. Actually, it is.
It seems like it's something you might wanna, you know,
It was fine. We actually hit a deer.
It was fuckin' weird, detached head shit.
It was nice meeting you, Chris.
It's a reflection of our own mortality.
It's a service we provide.
It's a strategic game like chess.
It's a thing.
It's a total cliché.
It's a tough one.
It's all good.
It's all he says.
It's crazy.
It's finding those keys.
It's fine. I wasn't trying to snitch.
It's just a matter of finding them. Yeah.
It's kind of obvious, don't you think?
It's like a fucking hedge maze out here.
It's like all of them missed the movement.
It's not karate, Ma.
It's not random.
It's not too late for us. Okay, get your own girl.
It's not what he says. It's how he says it, you know?
It's perfect. Thanks.
It's powerful stuff, I think.
It's pretty eclectic. I'm a traveler and I can't help it.
It's real life.
It's right here.
It's Rose's grandfather's party.
It's such a privilege to be able
It's the groundskeeper.
It's total privacy.
It's weird, man. And it's the people here, too.
Jeremy, no karate at the dinner table.
Jeremy?
Jeremy's wrangling method sounds way less pleasant.
Jim Hudson. Chris.
Judo?
Just for a little while. Please.
Just keep on...
Just like that day when you did nothing.
Just smile. Smile? All right.
Just talking about sports. Right?
Keep going straight and then I think it said a left on...
Let me ask you somethin'.
Let me just tell you what it is.
Let's do this on the move.
Let's go home.
Let's go home. This sucks.
Let's take a walk.
Like 15 of us.
Like don't go to a white girl's parents' house.
Like what?
Like what?
Like you've met Logan before?
Like, the love is so real.
Listen, Chris, I thought it was total bullshit.
Logan, I hate to tear you away, dear, but
Logan, you just get some rest.
Logan. Logan King.
Look at this.
Look, bruh, all I'm doin' is connecting the dots.
Look, Chris was supposed to come back on Sunday, right?
Look, Chris, tell me this, okay?
Look, if you did somethin' to him...
Look, Jeffrey Dahmer was eating the shit outta ****as' heads. Okay?
Look, look, I've been calling his phone a bunch of times.
Look, they could've made you do all types of stupid shit.
Look, what I'm about to tell you gonna sound crazy.
Lookin' ridiculous, okay?
Ma'am...
Man, this is gonna sound weird,
Matter of fact, I went to the police.
Maybe he likes you.
Maybe he's jealous or something. I don't...
Maybe one day, you'll enjoy being members of the family.
Maybe she doesn't like
Me too.
Me.
Mental preparation. It's basically psychological pre op.
Mention.
Messing around in their heads, guys.
Millions of Americans feel the effects of aging.
Mmm hmm?
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm...
Mmm, once, a few years ago. I wasn't very good.
Mmm. Five months, actually.
My assistant describes the work to me in great detail.
My boy, Chris, has been missing for two days.
My cousin's epileptic.
My dad wasn't really in the picture.
My dad would throw a shindig once a year.
My dad's a neurosurgeon.
My exercise.
My family and I are honored to offer it as a service to members of our group.
My God, it must be very...
My little girl! Come here!
My mom passed away when I was 11.
My mother loved her kitchen, so we keep a piece of her in here.
Nah, I'm good. We leavin', actually.
Nah, too brutal for me.
Needs to stay put, keeping those intricate connections intact.
Nice to meet you, Chris. Nice to meet you indeed.
Nice to meet you.
****a, get the fuck outta here.
No pussyfooting around. You'd be a fucking beast.
No, don't talk to your dad. It's not cool.
No, he never came back here.
No, I accept your apology. It's all good.
No, I don't know Logan. I knew the guy that come at me.
No, I don't mean to get on my high horse, but I'm telling ya,
No, I'm not.
No, it did not. It didn't work.
No, it's cool. I was just confused.
No, it's fine. It's fine.
No, Jeremy, stop.
No, no, I'm not.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. Don't do it, don't do it.
No, no, no. Fuck that. You don't have to give him your ID
No, no, no. Stop, don't...
No, no, no. Wait. Come here. Come here.
No, no, these are good.
No, Rod, whenever we'd go out, I remember you looking at me.
No.
No.
No.
No. I'm sorry.
No. Mom?
No. No. No.
No. They didn't get a chance to jiggle shit
No. What I want is deeper.
No. What you talkin' about, girl? I called you about Chris.
No. Yo, yo. Yeah, to quit smoking.
None of this shit makes sense.
Not at all.
Not today. Not me.
Nothing I don't want to be doing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now you're feeling very sleepy.
Now you're in the Sunken Place.
Now you're in the Sunken Place.
Now,
Of course not. How could you have?
Of course. How you doin'?
Oh, and my mom being rude to Georgina?
Oh, boy.
Oh, fuck. The party.
Oh, Georgina.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. That sounds terrible.
Oh, good. Uh...
Oh, gosh.
Oh, hello. I'm Philomena. And you are?
Oh, hey, hang on. Chris.
Oh, I'm sorry. How did she die?
Oh, look, it's the Greenes.
Oh, Lord! Rod Williams from the TSA.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. And then my dad with the "my man" stuff.
Oh, my God. Tell me this isn't true, Rose.
Oh, no. Not my son, my friend. He's 26.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. His battery must've fuckin' died.
Oh, that's great. Super.
Oh, that's quite a grip.
Oh, where are my manners?
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. She's right, I'm wrong.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you confused? Okay.
Oh, you dirty dog.
Oh, you got that right. Shit ain't fair.
Oh, you kiddin'?
Oh, you're gonna love this.
Oh!
Oh! Not bad. Eh, Nelson?
Oh! White girls. Oh, they get you every time.
Oh.
Oh. Oh!
Oh...
Okay, don't call me "ma'am." Otherwise we're not gonna get along.
Okay, fall back, Dean.
Okay, fine.
Okay, here's a good one.
Okay, I got you. I'm gonna record your ass.
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, I'm trying to work towards this.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It's all good, all right?
Okay, so this is Rhine Ave.
Okay, that was my fault.
Okay, to be fair, it was my first kiss
Okay? Somebody we knew from back in the day.
Okay? They was comin' over there like,
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Yeah.
One day, you're developing prints in the darkroom.
One hour went by, then two, then three,
One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.
One of a kind. Top of the line.
Ooh! Hi.
Or I guess he could've called an Uber?
Or sex slaves. Not just regular slaves, but sex slaves and shit.
Or, I don't know if you know this,
Our guest wants to hear the stories, please.
Our order has been developing it for many, many years,
Pardon me, I'm gonna take some pictures.
People want a change. Some people wanna be stronger,
Phase one was the hypnotism.
Phase two is this.
Please, I'm so sorry.
Please?
Plus he's married to a white woman twice his age.
Pre op?
Proves him wrong in front of the entire world.
Psychiatrist, yeah.
Rain.
Rat you out.
Ready? Mind his head. Please.
Really?
Really? Why? Is something wrong?
Remember, no human food.
Right now,
Right.
Ronald and Celia Jeffries,
Rose has a crush on this guy, Conner Garfield.
Rose, give me...
Rose, we gotta go.
Rose! Rose, give me those keys!
Rose?
Rose?
Rose?
Rose?
Rose? His dog got really sick.
Rose...
See you.
See, I don't know if it's the hypnosis that's making 'em slaves or whatnot,
See, that's Andre Hayworth.
Seizures create anxiety which can trigger aggression.
Seriously, you just threw it out a window?
Sex slave! Oh, shit!
Shall we?
She can't fix my motherfuckin' life. You ain't gettin' in my head.
She can't hijack no motherfucking plane.
She developed a method, and I'm telling you, it works like a charm.
She got in my head,
She had survived the initial hit.
She is lovely, isn't she?
She laid there bleeding by the side of the road,
She puts me under once...
She unplugged my phone.
She used to bite 'em off, suck on 'em, and save 'em in a jewelry box.
She was coming home and she wasn't home.
She's a genius.
She's a therapist, right?
She's all mad at you 'cause you never take my advice.
She's good. She's driving.
She's right, I'm wrong.
She's white.
Shit ain't fair, man.
Shit gonna go down.
Shit!
Shit.
Should they?
Sick. Yeah.
Sid, Sid, Sid.
Snitch?
So Chris sent this to me from his girlfriend's parents' house.
So Conner starts banging on the bathroom door, right?
So Conner's from my lacrosse team, right? Huge kid, like 6'3".
So he has to be at the vet first thing in the morning.
So how long has this been going on? This...
So how was your drive in?
So I do all my research, you know, 'cause as a TSA agent...
So I'm upstairs hooking up with the hottest girl in class, Jean Deely.
So last time I talked to Chris, he told me your mama hypnotized him.
So nice. How are you?
So the thing about jiu jitsu is
So what do your parents do, Chris?
So you are so sexy that people are just unpluggin' your phone?
So you guys coming up from the city?
So you think I've got a chance with him?
So you think she did that because...
So you won't be gone, not completely.
So you're comfortable enough, right?
So, Chris, uh, let's see your form.
So, Chris, what's your sport? Football? Baseball?
So, how handsome is he?
So, is it true?
So, look, I go do my detective work, right?
Some people don't want strangers
Something perfect.
Something to lighten the mood?
Sorry about last night.
Sorry, man. Logan.
Sorry.
Speaker.
Stay here. What?
Strength doesn't matter, right? It's all about this.
Sure.
Take him downstairs. Dean, help him.
Tattletale.
Tell me when you've found it.
Teresa's sister, that worked at the movie theater on Eighth!
Thank you, Officer.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Hmm.
Thank you. You too, man.
Thanks, George.
Thanks, Rod, bye.
Thanks.
That is so disgusting.
That sounds good.
That there's something between us.
That was a dollar you decided to spend on nicotine.
That wasn't a seizure, right?
That wasn't a seizure. What was it then?
That's 'cause we found him, right?
That's a nasty habit, though.
That's awful.
That's bullshit.
That's horrible. Are you guys all right?
That's how they sedate you.
That's my kid. That is my kid.
That's nice.
That's not my experience.
That's okay.
That's okay. We're not judging. We're not.
That's right. That's right.
That's Rose's little brother. There he is.
That's Sid.
That's the basement. We had to seal it up.
That's the fucking bummer of it all.
That's what we do.
The Armitages are so good to us.
The bitch is crazy.
The chores have become my sanctuary.
The Coagula procedure is a man made miracle.
The Coagula procedure is a man made miracle.
The Coagula.
The fact that I'm with you.
The field of play.
The flash. I didn't know.
The garbage goes under the sink,
The images you capture. So brutal, so melancholic.
The next day, you wake up in the dark.
The rest of the night without the aid of my marvelous wit.
The sight of a cigarette makes me want to vomit.
The Sunken Place.
The thing I've been asking myself is
The transplantation.
The whole ordeal has made me quite a bit exhausted.
The Wincotts were asking about you.
The world's biggest douchebag, right?
Then he sent me some weird picture and I'm like,
There they are. Oh!
There was time, but nobody, nobody was looking.
There was time, if somebody was looking for her.
There was time.
There was time. There was time. You were just a little kid.
There you are.
There's no need to worry.
There's nothing you could've done.
They are not racist.
They are so white. Like, so white!
They got you on display now, huh?
They just got... Can we unpack first?
They mean well but they have no idea what real people go through.
They treat us like family.
They're probably abducting black people, brainwashing 'em and making 'em slaves.
They're workin' you good out here, huh?
This bitch is crazy.
This black dude comes along,
This dude been missing for six months, right?
This dude is from Brooklyn.
This is crazy.
This is David and Marcia Wincott,
This is Jeremy.
This is Missy's office. She takes appointments in there.
This is my dad, Dean. This is Chris.
This is my mom. This is Chris.
This is Nelson and Lisa.
This is so fucking crazy!
This motherfucker hung up on me.
This sucks. Let's go home.
This thang?
Those are the ones where... Owens won in front of Hitler.
Three Mississippi. Four Mississippi.
To experience another person's culture.
To guide someone into a state of heightened suggestibility.
Too many names to remember, but hi.
Tough break for your dad though.
Try me.
Turns out people up here
Uh huh? Um...
Uh huh. Go ahead. I'm curious.
Uh huh. How are you so calm?
Uh, let me go get my bag. Okay.
Uh, let me set the scene. It was our junior year.
Uh, Rose?
Uh, Williams. Rod Williams.
Uh, yeah. They are in here somewhere.
Uh...
Um, wait. I'm so confused.
Unmute.
Used to dabble myself, wilderness mostly.
Veronica from what?
Wait, holy shit. That's this weekend?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. Sink.
Wait, why didn't you guys tell me about this?
Wait, why?
Wait. You haven't seen him?
We are the gods trapped in cocoons.
We could both be part of something greater.
We do use focal points sometimes
We got some black mold down there.
We got that.
We gotta go now.
We gotta pry something out of your dad.
We handle shit.
We just kept it up because after they died, it felt like...
We keep them close to us.
We might know more than y'all sometimes.
We raided their liquor cabinet and we're all shit faced.
We're born, we breathe, and we die.
We're gonna go on a walk.
We're just heading up there for the weekend. Hmm.
We're just very happy that you're yourself again.
We've become such homebodies.
Well, he don't look so missing to me.
Well, I can assure you, there was no funny business.
Well, I can't quite swing the hips like I used to, though.
Well, I should get back to work and mind my own business.
Well, I'll have to let you all get on
Well, I'm not gonna let anyone fuck with my man.
Well, it was nice to meet you, Chris.
Well, it's the same day every year, sweetheart.
Well, maybe he's gone, you know?
Well, partial, actually.
Well, well, I find that the African American experience
Well, you didn't have to. Believe me.
What about her? Wait, are we...
What about your mother?
What are you doing?
What cab company did he, uh, use to leave?
What do you mean "his deal"?
What get together? Oh, my God.
What is his problem?
What is your purpose, Chris?
What kind of sick individual names a street Edgewood Way
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck was that about? That was so crazy.
What the fuck you... No! Chris is my best friend.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? You left me out there.
What the... You ass! Fuck you! I didn't wanna...
What was that? Peacock?
What your body is doing,
What, you can't find those keys?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Oh, no.
What? Why you saying "sorry"?
What'd you dream?
What's she doin'? Lickin' your balls or somethin'?
What's the next move?
Whatever you want.
When I didn't call 911, didn't go out looking for her.
When I was a kid. Uh...
Where are those keys, Rose?
Where were you when she died?
Where you going? The party was just getting started.
Where's Chris?
Where's Rose?
White family, black servants.
White people love makin' people sex slaves and shit.
Who knows?
Who?
Who?
Whoa!
Why black people?
Why can't I move?
Why don't you go lay down? Just get some rest.
Why is that?
Why not?
Why us, huh?
Why would I lie, huh?
With your natural gifts and our determination,
Without me?
Would anyone like tea?
Wow, um...
Wow.
Yeah, a little. Yeah.
Yeah, and it worked, I thought...
Yeah, but randomly attacking other people?
Yeah, bye. You know what I'm sayin', Chris?
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, I bet you have.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, I'm just looking for my camera.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're not a kinky sex family, dawg.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. You were young.
Yeah, I'm very careful now.
Yeah, it must have frucked you out, big time.
Yeah, just smile the whole time.
Yeah, of course I know that. This is all just a ploy to get to you.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, so this is uncharted territory for them.
Yeah, that scared the shit outta me.
Yeah, there you go. There it is.
Yeah, they still sucked a dick, but without their heads.
Yeah, they're still with us.
Yeah, um, I don't know, man.
Yeah, what a moment. What a moment.
Yeah, why? That doesn't make any sense. Here.
Yeah, yeah, I'm at work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think about that for, like, two seconds.
Yeah, yeah. My parents are from the Lake Pontaco area.
Yeah, you're feeling racially flowy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I have state ID.
Yeah. It just fruck us out.
Yeah. That's what she calls it.
Yeah. Tobacco.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yep, you're in it.
Yes, I did. Jeremy, grab his legs, please.
Yes, I think I will.
Yes, ma'am, but this is not TSA business.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, that is him! That is him! But wait...
Yes, this weekend.
Yes, yes.
Yes! Yeah, let's get this party back on track.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Come on in. Please, welcome. Inside.
Yes. Sorry about that. I was just disoriented.
Yes. Thank you, though.
Yes. Yes, I am. Hmm.
Yo, and it's the black people out here, too.
Yo, chill, man. Get out!
Yo, he's different.
Yo, I got a rule. No play fighting with drunk dudes.
Yo, my man.
Yo, um...
Yo!
Yo! Yo! Hey!
Yo. Yo, man.
You an MMA fan?
You broke my cigarette.
You can answer. There's an intercom in the room.
You can't move.
You can't stop the inevitable. And who knows?
You could give a shit, right? Okay.
You did nothing.
You didn't call anyone? No.
You ever get into street fights as a kid?
You fuck!
You fuck.
You gonna be a... Hello? Chris?
You got it quick. Good on you.
You got me out here in this creepy, confusing ass suburb.
You guys are detectives? I got the same training, you know?
You have been chosen because of the physical advantages
You hear it? Find it.
You hear that, Chris? Huh?
You hear the rain?
You hear the rain?
You in some Eyes Wide Shut situation. Leave, motherfucker.
You jonesing a little bit over there, huh?
You know all TSA issues should be brought up with your authorizing officer.
You know how they like to do motherfuckers out here, man. I'm gone.
You know I can't give you the keys, right, babe?
You know somethin'? Me too.
You know, I don't wanna get chased off the lawn with a shotgun.
You know, it was your flash. That's what set him off.
You know, that's Jeffrey Dahmer's business.
You know, with my genetic makeup,
You lyin' bitch. She is lyin' like a motherfucker. I know that...
You okay?
You ready? All right.
You realize you're coming off as, like,
You ruined my house!
You said I was the first black guy you ever dated.
You scared me.
You should have Missy take care of that for you.
You smoke, Chris?
You sure?
You talk too goddamn much. You're gonna say somethin'.
You think it was your fault.
You threw a party.
You two make a lovely couple.
You understand?
You wanna go? Mmm hmm.
You wanna know how it works?
You wanna unpack? Before the tour?
You watch a lot of TV.
You were in Mrs. Armitage's office for quite some time.
You were one of my favorites.
You? Yeah, I'm okay.
You'll be able to see and hear
You'll be me.
You'll meet him. All right. Cool.
You're all I got.
You're dating my sister, right?
You're gonna drop him.
You're jealous.
You're not going to. First of all,
You're not gonna give me a little credit?
You're not?
You're one of her favorites. Chris?
You're one of the lucky ones, trust me.
You're paralyzed.
You're so scared.
You've already damaged him enough.
You've enjoyed your entire lifetime.
You've got something.
Your father gets really excited, but...
Your son is missing?
Yup.
911. What's your emergency?
Hi, Rod! Now, look here.
No, it's not. Um...
Rose, the keys. Looking.
There he is. Oh!
Yeah, that's where you'd be wrong. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, you better be careful.
...College Fund.
'Cause I brought you here and I'm related to all of them.
'Cause they probably hypnotized.
'Cause we dealin' with some terrorist shit, so...
'Cause with your frame and your genetic makeup,
'cause you haven't done anything wrong.
'Sup, fam!
'Sup, man?
"and I just don't want you to be shocked
"I'mma just suck a little dick, maybe jiggle some balls and shit."
"Mom and Dad, my black boyfriend
"that he's a black man."
"That's a start."
"will be coming up this weekend
"Your sister bit my fucking tongue off!"