American Vandal - Season 1 Edit

A consistent story.

A criminal hearing for Dylan will likely take place this summer.

A day off for students, teachers took part in a series of mandatory faculty...

A penis from time to time.

A teacher vendetta, and a history of dick drawing?

Access to security footage,

Against someone else's butt, and then pooping into their butthole.

Alex Trimboli claims he got a hand job from Sara Pearson?

Alex.

All Dylan had to do was provide a reliable alibi

All in the same 30 minute period.

All right, take a look at this

All right. What I have right now is purple for theories and yellow for facts.

All the way back there, they must've made a big loop,

All those fucking first name shows.

And a lot of the time, I want that shit, too.

And drew the first dick on her car, that he would just keep going

And Dylan Maxwell is one of those nine, correct?

And everyone knew he hated Shapiro.

And he just went... Every single car along this row.

And he knows that I can tell when he's lying,

And I don't talk about my boys in front of Mac.

And I kind of noticed something, out of the corner of my eye, so, I turned.

And I'd be like, "No

And I'm not even there, you know?

And I'm not even there, you know?

And it made the school board's case against Dylan clean and simple.

And it's a compelling one. It's damning.

And it's cool to actually look at the video, like, the old videos,

And it's not just thinking about it.

And more specifically, the parking lot of Hanover High School,

And navigate to the right directory

And she also has, like, a way better ass.

And she's, like, hot.

And the media server, but Trimboli was their star.

And the other two of your friends who are in the Wayback Boys.

And then he came and dropped off dog food at my place.

And then she hooks up with Alex Trimboli?

And then she'll, like, turn around, and be like...

And then this is the dicks that were drawn on the car.

And then we have vandalism at the high school.

And they believe I'm at Priceless Moments, because they know

And this is Dad Pantsing.

And we checked every single whiteboard dick

And where was Dylan Maxwell?

And you were there the whole day?

And, like, the mushroom head's all off.

And... it doesn't even matter.

As of now, investigators have no leads.

As Sam believes,

As the school board would have you to believe?

As you can tell from my reaction, this news is a little bit shocking.

At the hearing, Shapiro talked at length about these drawings

At the northeast corner of the parking lot.

At the time of the vandalism was missing?

Ball hairs? Who cares?

Ball hairs.

Because he was one of the nine students who had access to the footage.

Because he was one of the nine students who had access to the footage.

Because it's fucking funny.

Because when he looks at me, and he lies, and I ask him a question,

Because...

Being expelled was gonna be that bad.

Brad Cormack, Scott Winter.

But deleting security footage from the school's private server?

But everyone is talking about me like I did.

But he didn't.

But he is technologically savvy enough

But his Spanish teacher, Ms. Shapiro, gave him motive.

But I did, and she knows. Like, she knows I did it.

But I didn't want them to be like, "You're whipped." You know?

But I discovered one glaring discrepancy no one was even looking at

But I went to Mackenzie's house.

But if Dylan's friends all agree on Priceless Moments,

But it would make sense that if he slashed the tires

But it... But it wasn't.

But it's destruction of property. We'll find out who did it.

But no one believes us.

But only one slashed tire,

But other than that, yeah.

But Shapiro, she fucking hates him

But she just makes me feel...

But that's not entirely true.

But the school board only needed two weeks to process their decision.

But the school board saved their most damning point for last:

But then again, I wouldn't trust anything that Alex Trimboli says, either.

But they said...

But they say you went

But ultimately it came down to his word against hers,

But usually people order, like, I don't know, random shit.

But we actually go way er back than most people even realize.

But what if we can't trust him?

But when it comes to reliability, they don't exactly fit the bill.

But you guys have to admit that the fact that her tires were slashed,

But, I mean, obviously, there's other girls...

But, I mean, that basically just means I have to jerk myself off... every night.

But, like...

But... I don't know, man.

Can you tell us where you were on the afternoon of March 15th?

Cell phone records can only put Dylan in a particular location

Chris, it is a shocking scene for Hanover High teachers

Christa Carlyle,

Come on, dude.

Compare them to the new videos, 'cause you just watch...

Conflicting eyewitness testimonies,

Consider for a moment the type of person

Creators of the YouTube video, Porta Potty Shit Prank.

Dick.

Dick.

Dick.

Dick.

Did anything happen between you and Dylan

Did you eat the fries?

Did you get a hand job from Sara Pearson?

Different.

Disruptive, disrespectful, a history of poor decisions.

Do you know what an FTP is?

Do you remember where Dylan was?

Does that change things for you?

Dude, don't say that.

Dude, Dylan's too dumb to delete footage.

Dude, the license plate thing wasn't me.

Dylan and Mackenzie both say that Dylan was at Mackenzie's house

Dylan claims he's not smart enough to delete the security footage.

Dylan has a history

Dylan is whipped as fuck, dude.

Dylan made this point at the school board hearing,

Dylan Maxwell is the stupidest kid I've ever met.

Dylan Maxwell, no question.

Dylan Maxwell, no question.

Dylan often tells me, the vandal could be anyone.

Dylan says the squishy toilet seats are like pressing your butt

Dylan was a known dick drawer.

Dylan, please. Not today.

Dylan, what's the deal with the conflicting testimonies?

Dylan, why am I interviewing you?

Dylan.

Dylan's convinced that they're the next big thing.

Dylan's friends were his best bet.

Dylan's weak alibi and media server access

Dylan's whiteboard dicks were a major part of the school board's narrative

Either way, I'm gonna have to jerk off myself.

Either way, I'm gonna have to jerk off myself.

Ellen...

Emily Hershey,

Engineering or some shit, and then move up north,

Even if they had gotten their story straight,

Even when the police get involved,

Everyone thinks I did it.

Everything pointed to Dylan, open and shut.

Except for my boys and my girl.

For all I know, she could have a beige fucking motorcycle.

For Principal Janet Regan,

For starters, he said he got to third base with Sara Pearson at summer camp.

For the sake of the other students and their learning environment,

For vandalizing the 27 vehicles.

From that time frame is missing.

From the day he came forward, Alex Trimboli had one story,

From the school's media server.

Fuck Alex Trimboli.

Gave him opportunity to draw the dicks.

Go poop, Ruff.

Go to Boulder with Mackenzie in the fall, get my degree in, like...

Great. Do you remember about what time he came to drop off the dog food?

Greg is Dylan's stepdad.

Greg made me get a job working for fucking Postmates.

Have you ever drawn obscene images

Have you seen Alex? And have you seen Sara?

He doesn't like my bathroom. My mom has one of those squishy seats.

He drew these same drawings on my whiteboard

He interviewed, uh, Lucas Wiley

He knows I'm innocent. Listen to him.

He knows.

He lies to me a lot

He not only spray painted my car, he slashed my tire.

He replaced my license plate frame

He was here.

He was in a rush, just went around the parking lot,

He was methodical about it

He was there with us.

He wasn't at either. He was drawing the dicks.

He wasn't at Mackenzie's house or taking a dump at Priceless Moments

He wasn't... Look. He was lying about both

He would've had to have known how to log into the FTP

He's a fucking idiot.

He's got one of those squishy toilets. I don't...

He's really into string.

He's saying he's too dumb to have deleted the footage?

He's, like, a known dick drawer.

Here's the thing. How could I have vandalized her car

Hi. Welcome to the Morning Show.

His friends say he's at an antique store.

His pants are down!

How about her?

Huge difference in quality.

I already told them to go through my phone, and...

I came out into the parking lot, and...

I can certainly present more to the board.

I can't even, like, defend myself.

I could... Well, okay, so, he doesn't admit it

I dabble.

I did not see him slashing the tires.

I do a lot of pranks in her class. Like sometimes I'll just get up and...

I don't know what they said, but Dylan did it.

I don't know, dude. I'm just Dylan.

I don't know, they said they don't have the technology.

I don't really know what it is, to be honest,

I don't talk about Mac in front of my boys.

I don't think he was even gonna graduate. Who gives a shit about Dylan Maxwell?

I gotta admit, this looks good for Dylan.

I gotta admit, this looks good for Dylan.

I gotta say, this target theory makes sense.

I gotta work this shit job for half the day.

I had to drive home with a big...

I have two years' worth of photographs.

I just don't.

I know I didn't do it.

I mean, at this point, best case scenario is

I mean, he left for a little bit to go to Priceless Moments to take a dump.

I mean, he usually will... He admits it to me. I mean...

I mean, honestly, she'd probably just break up with me.

I mean, I guess the worst part of this whole thing

I mean, look. Here's the thing.

I mean, seriously.

I mean, yeah, but it's very difficult.

I mean, yeah, I draw...

I saw him.

I saw him.

I strongly recommend that you vote to expel Dylan Maxwell

I swear to God. If it was, I would admit it,

I think I love her.

I thought I was gonna be able to, like...

I was at Lucas Wiley's house.

I was at Lucas Wiley's house. We were prank calling his neighbor.

I was like, "Yo, do some CSI type stuff, you know?"

I was thinking about that, too, but take a look at the tips.

I went through every photo, dating back to the sixth grade.

I would also say, yeah.

I would also say, yeah.

I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

I'm a reporter on the show. He's a cameraman.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure they thought it was a prank

I've personally known Dylan for two years.

I've started referring to them as the Morning Show Nine.

If Dylan, his girlfriend, and the Wayback Boys are all lying,

If he made or received a phone call.

If I don't even know what it looks like?

If I told them I was with Mac, they'd be like...

If I'm being honest, I can't say I really like Dylan

If you're concerned about time,

In fact, the only reason he joined the Morning Show in the first place

In my classroom almost every day.

In the days leading up that could've contributed to this?

In the staff parking lot, causing an estimated $100,000 in damages.

Instead of the school parking lot, we prove Alex Trimboli is lying.

Instead, he was at Hanover High School,

Is just the fact that, like...

Is this what you're imagining?

It adds up. It doesn't look good for Dylan.

It doesn't seem right.

It just... No other girl can... make me feel like that.

It was an admin day, so, no classes were held.

It was horrible.

It was supposed to be a quiet administrative day at Hanover High.

It will take the district court months to process charges for felony vandalism,

It's actually kind of lonely.

It's just like a crazy thing to say.

It's just not the way I thought things were gonna go.

It's just such a bitch move.

It's just... It's such an important part of the dick.

It's kind of weird to say, I guess, but...

It's like his ears get red on the top, so, I know.

It's not easy to trust Dylan and his friends.

It's so wack. Everyone knows.

It's this antique store down the street from my house.

It's, like, how does one go...? Like, do you know how to delete footage?

It's, like, problematic.

Join us.

Just give me a bunch of shit

Just kick it, and go get smoothies, and skate.

Just, like, draw a big dick on the whiteboard.

KOYF3's Erin Caldwell is live on the scene in Oceanside. Erin?

Like the ones that were on the parking lot cars before?

Like, "Who drew this dick? Dylan, did you draw this dick?"

Like, a lot more than that. Like in a really kind of fucked up way...

Like, at first, I didn't... I mean, I didn't even think

Like, everyone on Twitch is always like:

Like, everyone.

Like, everyone.

Like, I was almost... I was kind of excited.

Like, I was with this dude.

Like, it's super fucking funny, so, that's all chill, but...

Like, letting me get expelled for something I didn't even do is just...

Like, you compare Baby Farting 2 to Baby Farting 1...

Mac, look, look.

Mackenzie fucking sucks.

Mackenzie, on the afternoon of March 15th,

Madison Kaplan, and Dylan Maxwell

Madison with today's menu.

Man, I gotta fart.

Maury.

Maybe, you know, he didn't have enough time

Me and Mackenzie do long distance.

Me and Spencer have, since we were, like, nine or even younger.

Mine's way different. I usually just do, like, a...

Ming Zhang,

Mostly because he's always doing stuff like this.

My name is Dylan Maxwell, and I'm...

My name is Peter Maldonado.

Never, dude.

Nine have a key and a login

Nine hundred and fifty eight students enrolled in Hanover High, correct?

Nine people who could've done it,

No, it was... It was definitely Dylan Maxwell.

No, it's true. I mean, most teachers hate Dylan, like...

No, there's not a single hairless nutsack on those whiteboards.

None of this was mentioned at Dylan's hearing.

Now that everyone's at school, and I'm just here...

Oceanside Police took statements and collected spray paint left

Of course, he did it.

Of Hanover High School in Oceanside, California.

Oh, hundred percent.

Oh, my God, I almost shit myself.

Oh, my God, you're gonna break his neck.

Oh, no, my pencil broke.

Oh, really? So, he's vandalized your car prior?

Oh, well, I was coming out of the school over there.

Oh, yeah. This looks really good for Dylan.

Oh, yeah. This looks really good for Dylan.

Okay, great. Have a seat. So, you know why you're here, right?

Okay, if Dylan cheated on a test in school...

Okay, okay.

Okay. Awesome. And...

Okay. Um...

Okay. Well, sometime... Would you say sometime between two and 2:30?

On the back of Alex Trimboli's eyewitness testimony.

On the car of Ms. Shapiro, the teacher Dylan hated the most.

Once a week?

Or are you picturing someone more like this?

Or at the very least, helped the person who did.

Or her?

Or him?

Or you trust Dylan and his friends,

Our shit's dope, man.

Parking lot dicks could have two nutsacks and warts,

Personally, I think he is.

Peter Maldonado,

Phil Huang,

Postmates is kind of like pizza delivery, except it's not pizza.

Pretty complicated for someone who never pays attention in class.

Pretty much. I left for a bit to go to my girlfriend Mackenzie's house,

Probably not.

Remember I said parking lot security footage

Remember I said parking lot security footage

Robbed of his senior year, and potentially college,

Ruff was here.

Ruff was here. Yo, Ruff, tell them

Sam Ecklund,

Sara Pearson has hooked up with Michael Polowski,

Sara Pearson is so hot.

Sara Pearson? Like, no way, dude.

School's talking about Dylan like he's some criminal mastermind. Okay.

Scott... Sara.

Shapiro did give Dylan 19 detentions this year.

She claimed the dicks weren't directed at a bunch of random teachers.

She could pretty much have any guy she wants, but she picked me.

She has it out for me.

She used to date Scott Winter

She was a target.

She was the first car hit, that you vandalized her car in the past,

She's... kind of top notch.

Since the vandalism,

So fucking dumb.

So, Alex, tell me

So, all the school board had to do was make their case.

So, as you can see, he clearly is the young man

So, Dylan left?

So, he knows he can't really lie to me,

So, he must've wanted to get back at me.

So, here's what we know.

So, I don't think that he did it.

So, I would still have to jerk myself off every night.

So, is he really as dumb as he lets on?

So, let's see if we can try and sort, uh, some of this out

So, sometimes I lose money on this job. But whatever.

So, tell me a little bit about the Wayback Boys

So, tell me exactly what you saw.

So, what's your opinion on Alex Trimboli?

So, where were you yesterday afternoon?

So, where were you yesterday afternoon?

So, would you say he was frantic about it,

So, your history with Ms. Shapiro was a huge part

Something so huge, it could blow the case wide open.

Soon as I heard about the dicks, I knew.

Sure, anyone could spray paint dicks,

Sure. Uh, I'd just come back to pick up some books.

Thank you

That are really hot, and have nice bodies or whatever

That doesn't help.

That doesn't mean he's smart enough to delete the footage

That Dylan was the type of person to do the dicks

That on March 15th at two o'clock,

That stores the right security camera at the right time,

That you drew in Shapiro's class, all had hairs

That you were here

That's actually a really good point, the smartest thing he's ever said.

That's hilarious.

That's okay.

That's what I think.

That's what was so messed up. Like he had the whole thing planned out.

That's where I go to take a shit when I'm at Lucas' house, you know?

That's where I saw him.

That's why I told them I was shitting at Priceless Moments.

The children in the neighborhood saw it.

The day after the vandalism,

The day after the vandalism, Vice Principal Keene,

The dicks.

The fact that he'd pranked her car in the past

The fact that Shapiro's was the only car with a slashed tire,

The hairs, the tip, the ball size? They're different

The key to this whole thing is in these conflicting testimonies.

The label fit.

The media server stores the footage for the Morning Show in one directory...

The only thing on TV is, like...

The school board built its entire case against Dylan

The school board thought so, too.

The school structured their case against Dylan using four major points.

The vandal spray painted obscene images on 27 cars

The vandalism occurred between two and 2:30.

The way Mackenzie makes me feel is just...

The Wayback Boys are lying to Vice Principal Keene.

The Wayback Boys said he went to Priceless Moments to take a dump.

Then we have a narrative that's easy to digest

There is no way Alex got a hand job from Sara.

There was one of him saying he was there, and four of us saying he wasn't

There's gotta be at least one.

There's no way you could've mistaken Dylan for someone else?

There's only a short list of people capable of that.

There's some perks. You get free fries and shit.

These are the dicks that you drew in Shapiro's class.

They call themselves the Wayback Boys.

They call themselves the Wayback Boys.

They couldn't

They didn't even bring it up in your case.

They didn't even bring it up in your case.

They got this entire row, as you can see.

They know I hate Lucas' bathroom.

They put a big one on my Jeep Wrangler behind me.

They really... That's like a heart, almost

They say he deleted the security footage.

This is 100 percent.

This is 100 percent.

This is dope.

This is just the last three months.

This is my good friend and co producer, Sam Ecklund.

This is not an isolated incident.

This is really dope, right?

This isn't the first time he's vandalized my vehicle.

This type of mischief is no laughing matter.

This was the school board's second key point against Dylan.

To contradict Alex Trimboli.

To draw ball hairs, you know?

To draw the dicks, as Alex Trimboli claims.

To edit and upload his own videos to YouTube.

To focus your energy on one kid?

To see if they could keep their story straight.

To the media server room where that's held?

To the Priceless Moments antique store, and then came back.

Today is Wednesday, January 20th, and it is a C day.

Today, we have tacos and meatloaf...

Track me, you'll be able to see that I was here,

Trimboli walks the halls like a hero.

Tuesday, March 15th, 2016.

Twenty seven dicks on 27 cars.

Twenty seven dicks were spray painted onto 27 cars in the staff parking lot

Uh huh.

Uh, please state your name, and who you are.

Uh, Randall Snyder,

Uh... Nine students:

Um, do you have any proof that he was there?

Um, like two ish, 2:10, 2:15.

Um, we had a science test next day, I went to grab them from my locker.

Um...

Um... Uh, now, just look at me, and not the camera, please.

Until someone like me came out to stop him.

Vice Principal Keene called in Dylan and his friends for separate interviews

Wait, what?

Was so he could borrow camera equipment for his YouTube channel, Wayback Boys TV.

We call ourselves the Wayback Boys 'cause we go way back.

We keep getting better, man.

We know this because the security footage in the parking lot

We were making prank calls.

We're clear on all of this.

We're part of Hanover High School's Morning Show.

We've been doing these videos... Well,

Well, I mean, sometimes it's pizza, you can order pizza.

Well, that's not what your friends said.

Well, they think I was at Priceless Moments

Wendy, Tyra...

Were any of the other teachers' tires slashed?

What bothers me are these conflicting testimonies.

What did they say?

What do they look like? Who do they hang out with?

What do you mean, who am I? That's a stupid question.

What else did the school board miss?

What if he's a liar?

What if he's not as reliable

What kind of grades do they get?

What?

What?

What? Like, I like it really, really, really sharp.

When Dylan does, like, something stupid, and he does stupid things all the time,

Where do they sit in the cafeteria?

Which gives them access to the security footage,

Which is actually accurate.

While Dylan spends his days delivering diapers and french fries,

While it's true Dylan was a part of the Morning Show,

Who I was with at the time.

Who left school today only to find their cars vandalized with obscene images.

Who would spray paint dicks on cars in the staff parking lot.

Who's been drawing penises all over campus.

Why doesn't his girlfriend?

Why not?

Why would you spend time drawing mushrooms?

With 29 videos, 5,173 views, and 358 subscribers,

With another frame that said, "I heart boobs."

With only circumstantial evidence tying him to the vandalism,

With the "I heart boobs" license plate frame,

Work at a snowboard shop.

Would you lie and say that Dylan did not cheat?

Wow.

Yeah, but, like, how do we prove that, you know?

Yeah, he was, uh, hanging over at Lucas Wiley's,

Yeah, I never forget the ball hairs.

Yeah, I wouldn't trust anything that Dylan says.

Yeah, no, I told them I was going to Priceless Moments,

Yeah, probably 'cause of the dicks.

Yeah, true. I'd never think to do that

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. He shits at Priceless Moments.

Yeah. I think so.

Yeah. That's him saying, "Don't do this to Dylan."

Yeah. You're not alone.

Yes, 958.

Yes, mine was the only one.

Yes, they had his whiteboard dicks, Shapiro's tire,

Yes. I had just given him another week of detention.

Yes. There was an incident with a changed license plate.

You are certain that it's Dylan?

You can see why the school board was convinced

You either trust Alex Trimboli from the National Honor Society,

You know what sucks, is that if you get charged,

You know, honestly, it's just...

You know, I gotta buy someone a smoothie,

You know, I was gonna graduate high school...

You know, I'm like... Obviously I'm gonna get a smoothie.

You know, which students of yours had access

You know? Like, I didn't fucking do it.

You look at the difference, you're just like:

You only make like $10 an hour at Postmates, so, you do the math.

You say he's at your house.

You see how, like, that looks bad for you.

You were there. You know the truth.

You're positive it was Dylan?

You're right. All of the whiteboard dicks look the same.

You're saying you've never seen Ms. Shapiro's car?

Your parents are gonna have to pay like $100,000.

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"Don't do this to Dylan." "Don't do this to Dylan. He's innocent."

Alex. No.

and drew dick. Yeah. No, no, no.

and got pretty much everybody. Holy shit.

And this is Baby Farting. And this is Baby Farting.

Are you getting the head? Yeah.

Because everyone thinks I did it. Did what?

Because you lied to them. 'Cause I lied to them.

Come on. Perfect.

Do you know who did it? No.

Dylan. It's still not sharp.

For sure. It's physically impossible, dude.

Four times a week. Four times a week

Fuck, I'm gonna be here all year. Mm hm.

Fuck! Pedophile! Pedophile!

Hello? Jansen? They're on to you.

Hi, Pat. Hi.

I also feel... But that's different.

I didn't do it, Mom. I know.

Let's see. Do it again.

Like, a lot, dude. How much time do you have on your hands

Never seen her car. In your life?

No. Exactly.

No. Yours was the only one?

of the school board's case, right? Dude.

of this kind of behavior. Dylan.

Oh, can I get one? No, if you take too much, they notice.

Oh, my God, dude. Look what happened at school.

Oh, shit, these are totally different. Yeah, they're completely different. Yeah.

Okay

or going kind of slow, at his own pace? No

Right. And they said

Right. I can't believe I never noticed that

Ruff. If we could prove

Say no. Say no. Well, I mean, I ain't know that, what?

School is different than... Yeah.

So, you are believing it? Yeah.

So, you were not at Priceless Moments? No.

The whole day? Yeah.

This administration... Dylan!

This is what Dylan does. Dylan's a burnout loser.

Those are difficult and take time. I see what you mean, yeah.

Those guys are idiots. Again.

Time to time. On a whiteboard.

Well... You can see why this is tricky for us

What up? I'm Dylan. And I'm Lucas.

What up? I'm Dylan. And I'm Spencer.

Yeah, so... And, like, what?

Yeah, way better mushroom heads. Exactly.

Yeah. Okay, great.

Yeah. Of course. Right?

you did leave the premises. Right. Yeah, yeah.

You don't. Yeah. You just go into the FTP.

You know? The mushroom tip

You saw him. Yes.

You were at Mackenzie's. Right.

...and the security footage in the other.

...and, um, this teacher was suspicious of... That somebody had cheated,

...has exhausted all other disciplinary options with Dylan.

...I saw Dylan Maxwell spray painting the cars.

...penis on my car.

...some exciting new additions to the lunch menu.

"and I wasn't, you know, in the parking lot

"Damn, they got good."

"fuck you" to whoever did.

"That's hot. Like, that girl's hot." You know?