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Ghostbusters (2016) Ghostbusters (2016) is a supernatural comedy film directed by Paul Feig. This reboot of the original 1984

Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016) is a supernatural comedy film directed by Paul Feig. This reboot of the original 1984 Ghostbusters franchise features an all-female lead cast, including Melissa McCarthy as Abby Yates, Kristen Wiig as Erin Gilbert, Kate McKinnon as Jillian Holtzmann, and Leslie Jones as Patty Tolan. The film follows this team of paranormal investigators as they try to save New York City from a ghost invasion. Ghostbusters (2016) received mixed reviews but gained a dedicated fan base. The movie's theme song, a revamped version of the iconic 1984 track, continues to be loved and recognized by audiences worldwide. You can play and download these Ghostbusters sounds here.

A 460 page gag?
A 460 page gag?
A couple quick questions for my blog.
A couple quick questions for my blog.
A few months ago, we spent eight nights at the Chelsea Hotel.
A few months ago, we spent eight nights at the Chelsea Hotel.
A full torso transmogrification with corporeal aggression.
A full torso transmogrification with corporeal aggression.
A game changer, yes.
A game changer, yes.
A ghost threw him out the window.
A ghost threw him out the window.
A little help, please?
A little help, please?
A little help!
A little help!
A man came to see me at my work saying his building was haunted.
A man came to see me at my work saying his building was haunted.
A Romanian woman and her child were forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.
A Romanian woman and her child were forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.
Abby and I just dismissed this theory
Abby and I just dismissed this theory
Abby was the only person who believed me.
Abby was the only person who believed me.
Abby, come on.
Abby, come on.
Abby, is that comfortable?
Abby, is that comfortable?
Abby, wait!
Abby, wait!
Abby, why don't you let her listen to the EVP.
Abby, why don't you let her listen to the EVP.
ABBY: All right. Turning the machine on.
ABBY: All right. Turning the machine on.
ABBY: Erin! Oh, my God!
ABBY: Erin! Oh, my God!
ABBY: Erin. Come on, we have finally succeeded
ABBY: Erin. Come on, we have finally succeeded
ABBY: God, no. Poor guy.
ABBY: God, no. Poor guy.
ABBY: Holtzmann works with me here in the lab.
ABBY: Holtzmann works with me here in the lab.
ABBY: I have now moved above you, and you still can't help me out.
ABBY: I have now moved above you, and you still can't help me out.
ABBY: I put a cat in a bag all the time.
ABBY: I put a cat in a bag all the time.
ABBY: I've been waiting a long time.
ABBY: I've been waiting a long time.
ABBY: It's an advance in science.
ABBY: It's an advance in science.
ABBY: It's catchy. ERIN: It's good.
ABBY: It's catchy. ERIN: It's good.
ABBY: Just be careful, she could be malevolent.
ABBY: Just be careful, she could be malevolent.
ABBY: Just be cautious.
ABBY: Just be cautious.
ABBY: Just try to lure him back to the platform!
ABBY: Just try to lure him back to the platform!
ABBY: Oh, God, he's really going for it.
ABBY: Oh, God, he's really going for it.
ABBY: Oh, Holtzmann, check this out.
ABBY: Oh, Holtzmann, check this out.
ABBY: Oh, my God, you killed a Pilgrim.
ABBY: Oh, my God, you killed a Pilgrim.
ABBY: Oh!
ABBY: Oh!
ABBY: Oh.
ABBY: Oh.
ABBY: Okay, but he...
ABBY: Okay, but he...
ABBY: Okay, hello there.
ABBY: Okay, hello there.
ABBY: Okay.
ABBY: Okay.
ABBY: One down. No cat.
ABBY: One down. No cat.
ABBY: Thank you.
ABBY: Thank you.
ABBY: There's an upstairs!
ABBY: There's an upstairs!
ABBY: This is weird. HOLTZMANN: It sure is.
ABBY: This is weird. HOLTZMANN: It sure is.
ABBY: We got another Class 4,
ABBY: We got another Class 4,
ABBY: What the hell is that thing?
ABBY: What the hell is that thing?
ABBY: Whoa...
ABBY: Whoa...
ABBY: Yeah, I'd say so.
ABBY: Yeah, I'd say so.
ABBY: You know what?
ABBY: You know what?
Abby!
Abby!
Abby! Please, Abby. The book.
Abby! Please, Abby. The book.
Abby! We got you a sandwich so you don't be picking off of ours, man.
Abby! We got you a sandwich so you don't be picking off of ours, man.
Abby? You in there?
Abby? You in there?
Abby. We spoke on the phone.
Abby. We spoke on the phone.
Abby...
Abby...
Abigail continues her passion for the study of the paranormal
Abigail continues her passion for the study of the paranormal
About suspicious looking bags.
About suspicious looking bags.
About the people who shot the video.
About the people who shot the video.
About your clothes...
About your clothes...
Actually, we'd like you to continue to study this subject,
Actually, we'd like you to continue to study this subject,
Agents Hawkins and Rorke are with Homeland Security.
Agents Hawkins and Rorke are with Homeland Security.
Ah, come on, man. Come on, man.
Ah, come on, man. Come on, man.
Ah, Dr. Gibbons. (CHUCKLES)
Ah, Dr. Gibbons. (CHUCKLES)
Ah! (LAUGHING)
Ah! (LAUGHING)
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Aim for the ghost!
Aim for the ghost!
Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts.
Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts.
Aldridge Mansion. Take one.
Aldridge Mansion. Take one.
All right, all right,
All right, all right,
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, fire 'em up.
All right, fire 'em up.
All right, first off, I just want to say...
All right, first off, I just want to say...
All right, heads up!
All right, heads up!
All right, I would like to remind everybody here
All right, I would like to remind everybody here
All right, ladies, light 'em up!
All right, ladies, light 'em up!
All right, ladies.
All right, ladies.
All right, let's clear a path.
All right, let's clear a path.
All right, let's go save this city and get our terrible receptionist back.
All right, let's go save this city and get our terrible receptionist back.
All right, let's narrow his path.
All right, let's narrow his path.
All right, let's pop some balloons!
All right, let's pop some balloons!
All right, man.
All right, man.
All right, move, people! I need to get down that aisle!
All right, move, people! I need to get down that aisle!
All right, well, how 'bout you take us across the street.
All right, well, how 'bout you take us across the street.
All right, well, what do you think?
All right, well, what do you think?
All right. Good gag.
All right. Good gag.
All right. Just read it. Just read it.
All right. Just read it. Just read it.
All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out of here without stepping on these cracks.
All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out of here without stepping on these cracks.
All someone has to do is sneeze too hard
All someone has to do is sneeze too hard
All sorts of massacres happened at that spot.
All sorts of massacres happened at that spot.
All these girls, girls date me
All these girls, girls date me
All we have to do is find an entity and capture it
All we have to do is find an entity and capture it
All your friend said was that
All your friend said was that
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: Yeah!
Along with a ghost emoji now, thank you very much,
Along with a ghost emoji now, thank you very much,
Also, um, I got chased by a ghost.
Also, um, I got chased by a ghost.
Am I nuts?
Am I nuts?
Am I on crack, or is that a good logo?
Am I on crack, or is that a good logo?
An illusional meta physious, spectro mian.
An illusional meta physious, spectro mian.
And 100% jazzed to meet you.
And 100% jazzed to meet you.
And a muffin, thanks.
And a muffin, thanks.
And a valid science.
And a valid science.
And all of the madness
And all of the madness
And all the other kids were, you know, getting drunk and going to parties,
And all the other kids were, you know, getting drunk and going to parties,
And ass kissing.
And ass kissing.
And bring it into a controlled environment. That's all!
And bring it into a controlled environment. That's all!
And don't touch the third rail
And don't touch the third rail
And for it, I am rewarded with nothing but scorn and mockery.
And for it, I am rewarded with nothing but scorn and mockery.
And giving us an even larger scale event.
And giving us an even larger scale event.
And he's got... He rips that V neck off, he's got another V neck underneath it.
And he's got... He rips that V neck off, he's got another V neck underneath it.
And I agree. We all agree.
And I agree. We all agree.
And I asked him to throw together
And I asked him to throw together
And I don't want to piss off the ghost.
And I don't want to piss off the ghost.
And I know the phones aren't ringing off the hook right now, but they will be.
And I know the phones aren't ringing off the hook right now, but they will be.
And I told my parents, and they didn't believe me.
And I told my parents, and they didn't believe me.
And I understand that, but let me tell you something.
And I understand that, but let me tell you something.
And I will get on that letter.
And I will get on that letter.
And I would consider getting a referral from a more prestigious college.
And I would consider getting a referral from a more prestigious college.
And I'm about to go with my science friends, and we are about to do real work.
And I'm about to go with my science friends, and we are about to do real work.
And I'm pretty sure it's compacting my spinal column, but...
And I'm pretty sure it's compacting my spinal column, but...
And I'm sure, on paper, flooding New York City with ghosts
And I'm sure, on paper, flooding New York City with ghosts
And I'm, like, one tenth away from getting a new mini fridge in here.
And I'm, like, one tenth away from getting a new mini fridge in here.
And if my colleagues at Columbia University google my name,
And if my colleagues at Columbia University google my name,
And if you guys want to study ghosts,
And if you guys want to study ghosts,
And if you were to rank it, let's say between probably a T1 and T5...
And if you were to rank it, let's say between probably a T1 and T5...
And if you'll follow me...
And if you'll follow me...
And it can unlock the mysteries of the universe.
And it can unlock the mysteries of the universe.
And it makes me look like a crazy person.
And it makes me look like a crazy person.
And it was just a gag between a couple of friends.
And it was just a gag between a couple of friends.
And it's not just us. We have over 100 comments already.
And it's not just us. We have over 100 comments already.
And it's not stopping!
And it's not stopping!
And just do some exercises and just use it as weights. Eighty.
And just do some exercises and just use it as weights. Eighty.
And leave it to us. We're the big dogs.
And leave it to us. We're the big dogs.
And now everyone's saying you're some sort of crazy ghost hunter.
And now everyone's saying you're some sort of crazy ghost hunter.
And on the negative side, we experience the most painful death conceivable of all time.
And on the negative side, we experience the most painful death conceivable of all time.
And pestered into the ground until their bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.
And pestered into the ground until their bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.
And she appeared to be in a canoe.
And she appeared to be in a canoe.
And she was kind of going, Shh.
And she was kind of going, Shh.
And she was standing at the foot of my bed,
And she was standing at the foot of my bed,
And super not benign!
And super not benign!
And take the end seat. Good.
And take the end seat. Good.
And that activity can be escalating now
And that activity can be escalating now
And that night, I woke up
And that night, I woke up
And that's when the thing was tossing Fernando all around the room.
And that's when the thing was tossing Fernando all around the room.
And the kids at school found out,
And the kids at school found out,
And the one in Chelsea?
And the one in Chelsea?
And the universe shall bend before your will.
And the universe shall bend before your will.
And then I feel like I have a family of my own.
And then I feel like I have a family of my own.
And then just throw 'em out and then start over every month, yeah.
And then just throw 'em out and then start over every month, yeah.
And then the world shall bend to... (CHUCKLING)
And then the world shall bend to... (CHUCKLING)
And then we will study it and do reports on it.
And then we will study it and do reports on it.
And there's never been one substantiated.
And there's never been one substantiated.
And they fed her...
And they fed her...
And they used a chromium alloy for the hull. (SCOFFS)
And they used a chromium alloy for the hull. (SCOFFS)
And they would laugh at me and make fun of me,
And they would laugh at me and make fun of me,
And they're not all crazies.
And they're not all crazies.
And this is what you get for sitting on me!
And this is what you get for sitting on me!
And to love is what you have shown me.
And to love is what you have shown me.
And to top it all off, we got a freakin' Faraday cage
And to top it all off, we got a freakin' Faraday cage
And was saved by Sir Aldridge.
And was saved by Sir Aldridge.
And we are rolling.
And we are rolling.
And we don't want to give away any spoilers before the big show.
And we don't want to give away any spoilers before the big show.
And we have actually done it.
And we have actually done it.
And we made a vase.
And we made a vase.
And we probably don't really look like legitimate scientists.
And we probably don't really look like legitimate scientists.
And we're like, Uh, that's stupid. (CHUCKLES)
And we're like, Uh, that's stupid. (CHUCKLES)
And what's upsetting about that is I don't think you know that that's wrong.
And what's upsetting about that is I don't think you know that that's wrong.
And y'all encouraging him.
And y'all encouraging him.
And y'all won't have to lug all this heavy equipment around.
And y'all won't have to lug all this heavy equipment around.
And yet, people lose interest and put it back in.
And yet, people lose interest and put it back in.
And you abandoned that baby before it even learned to fly!
And you abandoned that baby before it even learned to fly!
And you know what? I don't care that people think I'm crazy.
And you know what? I don't care that people think I'm crazy.
And you use a distinctly un American sounding siren.
And you use a distinctly un American sounding siren.
And you want to risk it all, what, for him?
And you want to risk it all, what, for him?
And, to me, the purpose of life is to love.
And, to me, the purpose of life is to love.
And, you know, that first... You know when...
And, you know, that first... You know when...
Another one, Spectral polar bear on 63rd and 5th.
Another one, Spectral polar bear on 63rd and 5th.
Anything at all.
Anything at all.
Anything.
Anything.
Anyway, I'll embrace it.
Anyway, I'll embrace it.
Anyway, if you could just mosey around, you'll probably bump into it.
Anyway, if you could just mosey around, you'll probably bump into it.
Are back together again, okay?
Are back together again, okay?
Are there any more ghosts inside the theater?
Are there any more ghosts inside the theater?
Are you a wizard?
Are you a wizard?
Are you offended by the smell of Chinese food?
Are you offended by the smell of Chinese food?
Are you saying that I'm not qualified?
Are you saying that I'm not qualified?
Are you the Ghostbusters?
Are you the Ghostbusters?
As the first Chinese gambling den in New York. Did you know that?
As the first Chinese gambling den in New York. Did you know that?
As you can see from my calculations,
As you can see from my calculations,
At doing the thing that we have talked about since we were little kids.
At doing the thing that we have talked about since we were little kids.
At pulling all the ionized ecto matter back into the dimension of its origin.
At pulling all the ionized ecto matter back into the dimension of its origin.
At the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute of Science.
At the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute of Science.
At the time of its construction,
At the time of its construction,
At your stupider college.
At your stupider college.
Attagirl!
Attagirl!
Attagirl. Okay, let's go. Go, go, go.
Attagirl. Okay, let's go. Go, go, go.
Authorities are still trying to understand
Authorities are still trying to understand
Avid skier. Gluten full.
Avid skier. Gluten full.
Aw, women. Always late.
Aw, women. Always late.
Aw.
Aw.
Ay, wanna hold a couple bands now
Ay, wanna hold a couple bands now
Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't say a weird sparking thing.
Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't say a weird sparking thing.
Basement door is open.
Basement door is open.
Because Holtzmann and I are really busy here
Because Holtzmann and I are really busy here
Because I'm thinking a lot of hair loss.
Because I'm thinking a lot of hair loss.
Because it just seemed too random to have any merit.
Because it just seemed too random to have any merit.
Because we have been monitoring this situation quite closely.
Because we have been monitoring this situation quite closely.
Because what we're doing here is groundbreaking.
Because what we're doing here is groundbreaking.
Because, during the night, one by one,
Because, during the night, one by one,
Behind these are millions of souls,
Behind these are millions of souls,
Bend your knees to compensate for the extra kickback.
Bend your knees to compensate for the extra kickback.
Bennie, don't get weird on me, okay?
Bennie, don't get weird on me, okay?
Bennie.
Bennie.
Bet all the bad girls be callin ' you now
Bet all the bad girls be callin ' you now
Big hall! (GASPS)
Big hall! (GASPS)
Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!
Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!
Book. Um...
Book. Um...
Boop.
Boop.
Booth number one. With the earrings.
Booth number one. With the earrings.
Booyah. Emphasis on the boo.
Booyah. Emphasis on the boo.
Both food groups, all in one.
Both food groups, all in one.
Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal?
Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal?
BOTH: Break!
BOTH: Break!
BOTH: Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier!
BOTH: Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier!
BOTH: Who was on the phone?
BOTH: Who was on the phone?
Boy, she's got an impressive purr.
Boy, she's got an impressive purr.
Break the barrier.
Break the barrier.
Burn!
Burn!
But apparently we can't.
But apparently we can't.
But don't forget you're gonna
But don't forget you're gonna
But Ed Mulgrave died 15 years ago.
But Ed Mulgrave died 15 years ago.
But I assure you, whoever is responsible for this
But I assure you, whoever is responsible for this
But I believe he may have been drunk when he built Gertrude's personality.
But I believe he may have been drunk when he built Gertrude's personality.
But I have a feeling it's Michigan.
But I have a feeling it's Michigan.
But I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
But I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
But I know New York.
But I know New York.
But I saw that you had a recommendation letter
But I saw that you had a recommendation letter
But I think he's got that machine up and running again.
But I think he's got that machine up and running again.
But I would hate to see you throw it down the drain.
But I would hate to see you throw it down the drain.
But I'm busy getting ghost, I ain 't never around
But I'm busy getting ghost, I ain 't never around
But it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here.
But it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here.
But it really makes me feel good
But it really makes me feel good
But it's time you hop out.
But it's time you hop out.
But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of already kind of out of the bag.
But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of already kind of out of the bag.
But no one says you're better off alone
But no one says you're better off alone
But once the cat is out of the bag,
But once the cat is out of the bag,
But still so many more checks to go.
But still so many more checks to go.
But the finale is what got me.
But the finale is what got me.
But the undead are still arriving.
But the undead are still arriving.
But they're okay, right?
But they're okay, right?
But this is just not what this institution is about.
But this is just not what this institution is about.
But we happen to like the world the way it is.
But we happen to like the world the way it is.
But you know what I say, let's jump ahead, uh...
But you know what I say, let's jump ahead, uh...
But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,
But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,
But, good news, I have an album dropping in two weeks.
But, good news, I have an album dropping in two weeks.
But, I got to say, even that was kind of spectacularly beautiful.
But, I got to say, even that was kind of spectacularly beautiful.
But, I mean, there is kind of a glass is half full aspect of it.
But, I mean, there is kind of a glass is half full aspect of it.
But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness
But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness
By adding a plasma shield to the RF discharge chamber.
By adding a plasma shield to the RF discharge chamber.
Bye! (LAUGHS)
Bye! (LAUGHS)
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. There's the door.
Bye. There's the door.
Call me as soon as you get this.
Call me as soon as you get this.
Call me ghost girl.
Call me ghost girl.
Call the other now
Call the other now
Call this number if you have any more info.
Call this number if you have any more info.
Can I ask why no glass?
Can I ask why no glass?
Can I bring my suitcases up?
Can I bring my suitcases up?
Can I have my lunch that I've been waiting an hour for?
Can I have my lunch that I've been waiting an hour for?
Can I have the beverage, please?
Can I have the beverage, please?
Can this beam get any stronger?
Can this beam get any stronger?
Can we just pretend that didn't happen, please?
Can we just pretend that didn't happen, please?
Can you answer the phone that's ringing, please?
Can you answer the phone that's ringing, please?
Can you tell us what it's like to walk around in those shoes all day?
Can you tell us what it's like to walk around in those shoes all day?
Can't see.
Can't see.
Causing a total protonic reversal.
Causing a total protonic reversal.
Charge the lines.
Charge the lines.
Charge the lines.
Charge the lines.
Check.
Check.
Checking the settings. We look good.
Checking the settings. We look good.
Children will be pestered limb from limb in front of their own parents.
Children will be pestered limb from limb in front of their own parents.
City College must have just let out, huh?
City College must have just let out, huh?
Clark Kent?
Clark Kent?
Class 4 apparition.
Class 4 apparition.
Co author of Ghosts from Our Past:
Co author of Ghosts from Our Past:
Come and get your sandwich, please
Come and get your sandwich, please
Come crashing down on this plane.
Come crashing down on this plane.
Come here, I want to show you this.
Come here, I want to show you this.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on, girl. You deserve every wonton in the world.
Come on, girl. You deserve every wonton in the world.
Come on, Kevin. Let's go.
Come on, Kevin. Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Rowan, show yourself!
Come on, Rowan, show yourself!
Come on, Rowan! Come get your virginity out of the lost and found!
Come on, Rowan! Come get your virginity out of the lost and found!
Come on, we got you!
Come on, we got you!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. At the end with the big wave?
Come on. At the end with the big wave?
Come on. Let's go!
Come on. Let's go!
Come with the one who wants to drag you away from the shore
Come with the one who wants to drag you away from the shore
Conductors of the Metaphysical Examination. Talk.
Conductors of the Metaphysical Examination. Talk.
Cool. See ya.
Cool. See ya.
Couldn't figure that out, either. Call me when you figure that out.
Couldn't figure that out, either. Call me when you figure that out.
Crash and burn it all away
Crash and burn it all away
Crash and burn it all away
Crash and burn it all away
Crash and burn it all away
Crash and burn it all away
Crash and burn it all away
Crash and burn it all away
Create the vortex.
Create the vortex.
Create the vortex.
Create the vortex.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
CROWD: (CHANTING) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!
D'oh. Nuts! (GRUNTS)
D'oh. Nuts! (GRUNTS)
Damn, I wish I hadn't wished that.
Damn, I wish I hadn't wished that.
Dang it.
Dang it.
Dead for 15 years!
Dead for 15 years!
Definitely got something over here. Look at... Is that...
Definitely got something over here. Look at... Is that...
Despite so many eyewitness accounts to the contrary.
Despite so many eyewitness accounts to the contrary.
Did we just catch a ghost?
Did we just catch a ghost?
Did you get sugar in it this time?
Did you get sugar in it this time?
Did you guys lose your keys?
Did you guys lose your keys?
Did you happen to keep a sample of the soiling?
Did you happen to keep a sample of the soiling?
Did you leave the keys in the car?
Did you leave the keys in the car?
Dismiss this.
Dismiss this.
Do it in the right place, with enough power, and there goes the barrier.
Do it in the right place, with enough power, and there goes the barrier.
Do it somewhere else, because I have two words for you.
Do it somewhere else, because I have two words for you.
Do we need this safety light?
Do we need this safety light?
Do you have any idea how many federal regulations
Do you have any idea how many federal regulations
Do you know your iron level?
Do you know your iron level?
Do you see that?
Do you see that?
Do you wanna know how the story goes or make it up instead?
Do you wanna know how the story goes or make it up instead?
Does it look right?
Does it look right?
Dogs and buns.
Dogs and buns.
Don't get too close to her, Holtzmann.
Don't get too close to her, Holtzmann.
Don't let Rowan get away!
Don't let Rowan get away!
Don't listen.
Don't listen.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't want to waste a cup of coffee.
Don't want to waste a cup of coffee.
Don't you understand? He's using the power to energize them!
Don't you understand? He's using the power to energize them!
Don't you understand? These ghosts kill people!
Don't you understand? These ghosts kill people!
Don't.
Don't.
Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome. Dr. Erin Gilbert.
Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome. Dr. Erin Gilbert.
Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded scientific authority.
Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded scientific authority.
Dr. Martin Heiss, the famed scientist and paranormal debunker?
Dr. Martin Heiss, the famed scientist and paranormal debunker?
Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.
Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.
Ed's a ghost! Ha! Knew it!
Ed's a ghost! Ha! Knew it!
Eh, did you hurt your face?
Eh, did you hurt your face?
Eh, they're Class 5 floating vapors. Nothing to worry about.
Eh, they're Class 5 floating vapors. Nothing to worry about.
Enjoy the show.
Enjoy the show.
Enjoy your fun, Ghostbusters.
Enjoy your fun, Ghostbusters.
Enjoy, Abby!
Enjoy, Abby!
Erin just learned she's being published.
Erin just learned she's being published.
Erin, all of our theories on spectral possession are true.
Erin, all of our theories on spectral possession are true.
Erin, come on, let it go.
Erin, come on, let it go.
Erin, come on, let it go.
Erin, come on, let it go.
Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.
Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.
Erin, I forgot to tell you, don't let your beam get entangled with my beam.
Erin, I forgot to tell you, don't let your beam get entangled with my beam.
Erin, if you don't believe in this stuff anymore,
Erin, if you don't believe in this stuff anymore,
Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding so you don't die immediately.
Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding so you don't die immediately.
Erin, this is what we have dreamed about since we were little kids.
Erin, this is what we have dreamed about since we were little kids.
Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.
Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.
Erin, you're making us look bad right now.
Erin, you're making us look bad right now.
Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.
Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.
ERIN: (ON PHONE) Hello? Guys, it's me. Are you there? Please pick up if you're there.
ERIN: (ON PHONE) Hello? Guys, it's me. Are you there? Please pick up if you're there.
ERIN: Abby!
ERIN: Abby!
ERIN: Be careful.
ERIN: Be careful.
ERIN: Because he doesn't believe us.
ERIN: Because he doesn't believe us.
ERIN: Daniel. Teresa.
ERIN: Daniel. Teresa.
ERIN: Everyone thinks this video is fake. Look at these comments.
ERIN: Everyone thinks this video is fake. Look at these comments.
ERIN: Hello. Hi.
ERIN: Hello. Hi.
ERIN: How's it going over here?
ERIN: How's it going over here?
ERIN: Huh?
ERIN: Huh?
ERIN: I think she wants to communicate with us.
ERIN: I think she wants to communicate with us.
ERIN: I think those machines are making them stronger!
ERIN: I think those machines are making them stronger!
ERIN: If the cat is outta the bag, you can't put it back in!
ERIN: If the cat is outta the bag, you can't put it back in!
ERIN: Is that for us?
ERIN: Is that for us?
ERIN: It appears I did.
ERIN: It appears I did.
ERIN: It's always the sad, pale ones.
ERIN: It's always the sad, pale ones.
ERIN: It's okay. She seems peaceful.
ERIN: It's okay. She seems peaceful.
ERIN: It's working!
ERIN: It's working!
ERIN: Oh, God.
ERIN: Oh, God.
ERIN: Oh, my gosh! Uh...
ERIN: Oh, my gosh! Uh...
ERIN: Oh, no!
ERIN: Oh, no!
ERIN: Oh, not you guys again!
ERIN: Oh, not you guys again!
ERIN: Oh, um...
ERIN: Oh, um...
ERIN: Okay.
ERIN: Okay.
ERIN: Patty, stay still.
ERIN: Patty, stay still.
ERIN: This is so good. We have to celebrate.
ERIN: This is so good. We have to celebrate.
ERIN: Uh, it came with the shirt.
ERIN: Uh, it came with the shirt.
ERIN: Uh...
ERIN: Uh...
ERIN: Well, you don't know if he dies at the end.
ERIN: Well, you don't know if he dies at the end.
ERIN: What is this for?
ERIN: What is this for?
ERIN: Where are these ghosts coming from?
ERIN: Where are these ghosts coming from?
ERIN: Wow.
ERIN: Wow.
Erin!
Erin!
Erin.
Erin.
Everybody 'round you start doin ' the most
Everybody 'round you start doin ' the most
Everybody pullin ' up with they hands out
Everybody pullin ' up with they hands out
Everything got sucked into the portal, then it closed up.
Everything got sucked into the portal, then it closed up.
Everything okay?
Everything okay?
Ew.
Ew.
Exactly. I'm wrong about everything. (CHUCKLES)
Exactly. I'm wrong about everything. (CHUCKLES)
Excellent.
Excellent.
Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.
Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.
Except that you're right.
Except that you're right.
Excuse me, gotta get... Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, gotta get... Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me? Oh.
Excuse me? Oh.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Feeling a pull and the party's full and you just got to get out
Feeling a pull and the party's full and you just got to get out
Fernando was down here when something crawled out of a wall vent, and...
Fernando was down here when something crawled out of a wall vent, and...
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
Fire!
Fire!
Fired!
Fired!
First one is, why a hot dog?
First one is, why a hot dog?
First, how does it feel wasting tax payer money and government resources
First, how does it feel wasting tax payer money and government resources
Follow me.
Follow me.
For everything you want.
For everything you want.
For soon, you shall bow down before me.
For soon, you shall bow down before me.
For we are the kings of all...
For we are the kings of all...
For when the next train arrives,
For when the next train arrives,
Forget this, man!
Forget this, man!
Forget this!
Forget this!
Forgotten. (CHUCKLES)
Forgotten. (CHUCKLES)
Found mold in my office, so I gotta move.
Found mold in my office, so I gotta move.
From Dr. Branum at Princeton.
From Dr. Branum at Princeton.
Fully funded.
Fully funded.
Garret here saw it on Tuesday, and I believe it made him soil himself.
Garret here saw it on Tuesday, and I believe it made him soil himself.
GARRET: Excuse me! Excuse me!
GARRET: Excuse me! Excuse me!
Gertrude Aldridge.
Gertrude Aldridge.
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get ghost
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of the city! Get out of the city!
Get out of the city! Get out of the city!
Ghost Tits was my nickname in middle school.
Ghost Tits was my nickname in middle school.
Ghostbuster, who you gonna call?
Ghostbuster, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters? That is not our name.
Ghostbusters? That is not our name.
Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!
Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!
Give that a toss.
Give that a toss.
Go, go, go, scatter!
Go, go, go, scatter!
Go, Kev.
Go, Kev.
Go, Kev.
Go, Kev.
God, I kissed so many different kinds of asses.
God, I kissed so many different kinds of asses.
God, that's loud, huh?
God, that's loud, huh?
God! These phonies!
God! These phonies!
God.
God.
Goes right on till the dawn
Goes right on till the dawn
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good God.
Good God.
Good job.
Good job.
Good.
Good.
Good. That's right. And, you, that's a good one for you.
Good. That's right. And, you, that's a good one for you.
Got it. Uh, Conductors of Metamucils and Stuff.
Got it. Uh, Conductors of Metamucils and Stuff.
Got me scared, whoo
Got me scared, whoo
Great question.
Great question.
Great.
Great.
Guess whose desk I just set on fire.
Guess whose desk I just set on fire.
Guys, I cannot do it by myself.
Guys, I cannot do it by myself.
Guys, I think I got another one of those devices.
Guys, I think I got another one of those devices.
Guys, look, as much as I would like to have him here to look at...
Guys, look, as much as I would like to have him here to look at...
Guys, we haven't had customers, anyway.
Guys, we haven't had customers, anyway.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Hang on, Abby!
Hang on, Abby!
Has been a while, hasn't it?
Has been a while, hasn't it?
Has got you going crazy
Has got you going crazy
Have fun!
Have fun!
Haven't been able to.
Haven't been able to.
He came to see me this morning.
He came to see me this morning.
He did. He called me sobbing, saying, Oh, my God, my pants are toast.
He did. He called me sobbing, saying, Oh, my God, my pants are toast.
He does... No!
He does... No!
He has major anxiety problems.
He has major anxiety problems.
He is a famed debunker of the paranormal.
He is a famed debunker of the paranormal.
He is half as stupid, and he will work for Vienna sausages.
He is half as stupid, and he will work for Vienna sausages.
He rip that V neck off and he gets it busy, man.
He rip that V neck off and he gets it busy, man.
He sealed it shut.
He sealed it shut.
He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.
He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.
He works at a funeral home! I can't take this back with a ghost on it!
He works at a funeral home! I can't take this back with a ghost on it!
He, like, dressed, like, in a Captain Kirk type outfit.
He, like, dressed, like, in a Captain Kirk type outfit.
He's all yours.
He's all yours.
He's gonna be able to rip a hole right through that barrier.
He's gonna be able to rip a hole right through that barrier.
He's gonna be the third scariest thing on that train.
He's gonna be the third scariest thing on that train.
He's too strong.
He's too strong.
He's using the devices to charge the ley lines.
He's using the devices to charge the ley lines.
Hell no! The Devil is a liar!
Hell no! The Devil is a liar!
Hell no. (LAUGHS)
Hell no. (LAUGHS)
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Hellion, begone!
Hellion, begone!
Hello, Abby.
Hello, Abby.
Hello, Jillian.
Hello, Jillian.
Hello, Phil.
Hello, Phil.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Here at Columbia University, we 're about real science, discovering truth,
Here at Columbia University, we 're about real science, discovering truth,
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here, in the meantime...
Here, in the meantime...
Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude?
Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude?
Hey, good luck on your tenure review. Make me proud.
Hey, good luck on your tenure review. Make me proud.
Hey, guys, I got some pretty cool stuff cooking up over here,
Hey, guys, I got some pretty cool stuff cooking up over here,
Hey, guys, I've been meaning to ask,
Hey, guys, I've been meaning to ask,
Hey, guys, which one of these makes me look more like a doctor?
Hey, guys, which one of these makes me look more like a doctor?
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, you guys, I got these from work.
Hey, hey, hey, you guys, I got these from work.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, how you doing, sir? Got a Metro...
Hey, how you doing, sir? Got a Metro...
Hey, how's this containment unit?
Hey, how's this containment unit?
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, Patty, can I get some illumination on this subject?
Hey, Patty, can I get some illumination on this subject?
Hey, Patty, you take that aisle. I'll take the far one.
Hey, Patty, you take that aisle. I'll take the far one.
Hey, Simon.
Hey, Simon.
Hey, stop right there!
Hey, stop right there!
Hey, that man went out the wrong door.
Hey, that man went out the wrong door.
Hey, why y'all like this?
Hey, why y'all like this?
Hey, y'all need to come check this out. Come up to the roof.
Hey, y'all need to come check this out. Come up to the roof.
Hey, you're not supposed to be down here, man. Only subway...
Hey, you're not supposed to be down here, man. Only subway...
Hey! Taxi!
Hey! Taxi!
Hey! That worthless garbage belongs to this school!
Hey! That worthless garbage belongs to this school!
Hey! There you are.
Hey! There you are.
Hey! There's the Erin I remember. Welcome back.
Hey! There's the Erin I remember. Welcome back.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man. I got that jacket.
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man. I got that jacket.
Hey. Uh, I'm here about the receptionist job.
Hey. Uh, I'm here about the receptionist job.
Hi, Junior. If I may, uh, when is the last time the paranormal entity was actually seen?
Hi, Junior. If I may, uh, when is the last time the paranormal entity was actually seen?
Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout, you should really wait downstairs.
Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout, you should really wait downstairs.
Hi! Oh, Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.
Hi! Oh, Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Have you seen a ghost down here?
Hi. Have you seen a ghost down here?
Hollow laser technology, sucks in the ghost and neutralizes it.
Hollow laser technology, sucks in the ghost and neutralizes it.
Holtz, are we good?
Holtz, are we good?
Holtz. Holtz. Holtzmann!
Holtz. Holtz. Holtzmann!
Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed.
Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed.
HOLTZMANN: And once again, fire!
HOLTZMANN: And once again, fire!
HOLTZMANN: Based on the results of the subway field test...
HOLTZMANN: Based on the results of the subway field test...
HOLTZMANN: Come on.
HOLTZMANN: Come on.
HOLTZMANN: Erin. PATTY: We gotta go!
HOLTZMANN: Erin. PATTY: We gotta go!
HOLTZMANN: Guys, you all have your sidearms.
HOLTZMANN: Guys, you all have your sidearms.
HOLTZMANN: Hold your ponies.
HOLTZMANN: Hold your ponies.
HOLTZMANN: I just did. PATTY: You can't...
HOLTZMANN: I just did. PATTY: You can't...
HOLTZMANN: Oh, that? Oh, that's going real smooth.
HOLTZMANN: Oh, that? Oh, that's going real smooth.
HOLTZMANN: Okay, so it's your standard issue haunted building.
HOLTZMANN: Okay, so it's your standard issue haunted building.
HOLTZMANN: Okay.
HOLTZMANN: Okay.
HOLTZMANN: Seem to have hit an impasse.
HOLTZMANN: Seem to have hit an impasse.
HOLTZMANN: We all did it. KEVIN: That's right.
HOLTZMANN: We all did it. KEVIN: That's right.
HOLTZMANN: Well, not at the moment.
HOLTZMANN: Well, not at the moment.
HOLTZMANN: Yeah, my mistake. It was a medium poof.
HOLTZMANN: Yeah, my mistake. It was a medium poof.
HOLTZMANN: Yeah! Yeah!
HOLTZMANN: Yeah! Yeah!
HOLTZMANN: You got it?
HOLTZMANN: You got it?
HOLTZMANN: You guys, this looks like my kitchen.
HOLTZMANN: You guys, this looks like my kitchen.
Holtzmann! This is serious!
Holtzmann! This is serious!
Holtzmann. Virgo.
Holtzmann. Virgo.
Holtzy, get down! Get down!
Holtzy, get down! Get down!
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Hope this guy knows how to ride a motorcycle.
Hope this guy knows how to ride a motorcycle.
Hope you brought me more than one wonton.
Hope you brought me more than one wonton.
Hope you checked to see there wasn't a body in the back.
Hope you checked to see there wasn't a body in the back.
How can you be eating right now?
How can you be eating right now?
How do you just completely ignore my calls and messages for a week?
How do you just completely ignore my calls and messages for a week?
How does it take you an hour to go up one flight of stairs?
How does it take you an hour to go up one flight of stairs?
How may I help you?
How may I help you?
Huh.
Huh.
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!
I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!
I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...
I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...
I call it the nutcracker.
I call it the nutcracker.
I can borrow a car from my uncle,
I can borrow a car from my uncle,
I can help out. I'm not gonna get in your way.
I can help out. I'm not gonna get in your way.
I can't do them with just one hearse.
I can't do them with just one hearse.
I can't reach the trigger.
I can't reach the trigger.
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...
I can't. It won't work anymore.
I can't. It won't work anymore.
I checked to see if we had gas. That was more important.
I checked to see if we had gas. That was more important.
I come.
I come.
I control all of you.
I control all of you.
I did a lot, actually.
I did a lot, actually.
I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.
I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.
I didn't even know it did that.
I didn't even know it did that.
I didn't get fired. Even though I have the old plant in the box.
I didn't get fired. Even though I have the old plant in the box.
I didn't know he's as heavy as one. What's he made out of?
I didn't know he's as heavy as one. What's he made out of?
I didn't soil myself.
I didn't soil myself.
I didn't think that I would ever really have a friend until I met Abby,
I didn't think that I would ever really have a friend until I met Abby,
I do appreciate the joke. It's a classic.
I do appreciate the joke. It's a classic.
I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do
I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do
I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do
I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do
I don't allow my lab to submit to journals anymore.
I don't allow my lab to submit to journals anymore.
I don't care what you think, or anyone.
I don't care what you think, or anyone.
I don't drive wackos, and I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
I don't drive wackos, and I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.
I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.
I don't know where, uh,
I don't know where, uh,
I don't know. It's strange.
I don't know. It's strange.
I don't like this on my wall.
I don't like this on my wall.
I don't like this on my wall.
I don't like this on my wall.
I don't need you to tell me anything right now.
I don't need you to tell me anything right now.
I don't need your permission.
I don't need your permission.
I don't think his hips move at all.
I don't think his hips move at all.
I don't understand how I get wrapped up in this stuff.
I don't understand how I get wrapped up in this stuff.
I don't want my mom calling me, like... (GROANS)
I don't want my mom calling me, like... (GROANS)
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
I feel your pain, Erin.
I feel your pain, Erin.
I figured you're gonna need my help, so I borrowed all this stuff.
I figured you're gonna need my help, so I borrowed all this stuff.
I fixed it.
I fixed it.
I found a fantastic spot for your business.
I found a fantastic spot for your business.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it. You don't like people. People can be terrible.
I get it. You don't like people. People can be terrible.
I got a ghost to get. Thank you.
I got a ghost to get. Thank you.
I got a tub of soup, and I got one split wonton.
I got a tub of soup, and I got one split wonton.
I got four funerals this weekend.
I got four funerals this weekend.
I got his ass! Here I am.
I got his ass! Here I am.
I got it at the dumpster yesterday.
I got it at the dumpster yesterday.
I got one wonton!
I got one wonton!
I got one wonton!
I got one wonton!
I got some newly printed circuit boards, and I rebuilt the superconducting magnets.
I got some newly printed circuit boards, and I rebuilt the superconducting magnets.
I got the ghost
I got the ghost
I got the ghost
I got the ghost
I got to get in there, set up. Let's go on a tour.
I got to get in there, set up. Let's go on a tour.
I got you, baby! I got you!
I got you, baby! I got you!
I gotta go. I'm sorry.
I gotta go. I'm sorry.
I guess I scared it, because I'm told that I have a very disturbing scream.
I guess I scared it, because I'm told that I have a very disturbing scream.
I guess she's not bending her knees enough, right?
I guess she's not bending her knees enough, right?
I had a good job at the MTA.
I had a good job at the MTA.
I had to go to therapy for years,
I had to go to therapy for years,
I hate coffee.
I hate coffee.
I hate doing that.
I hate doing that.
I have cryocooler to reduce helium boil off,
I have cryocooler to reduce helium boil off,
I have really bad knees.
I have really bad knees.
I have someone I want you to meet.
I have someone I want you to meet.
I hope that's a water chestnut.
I hope that's a water chestnut.
I hope you understand that when we give someone tenure...
I hope you understand that when we give someone tenure...
I improved beam accuracy
I improved beam accuracy
I just came down to get some ice.
I just came down to get some ice.
I just have to say a couple things to the press.
I just have to say a couple things to the press.
I just haven't had the appropriate proximity to an entity for it to work.
I just haven't had the appropriate proximity to an entity for it to work.
I just honestly didn't realize your department still existed.
I just honestly didn't realize your department still existed.
I just saw him today... Oh.
I just saw him today... Oh.
I just thought that might be your waiting room.
I just thought that might be your waiting room.
I just want to say what an exciting moment this is.
I just want to say what an exciting moment this is.
I kissed a couple of angels but it wasn't much fun
I kissed a couple of angels but it wasn't much fun
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
I know God makes no mistakes,
I know God makes no mistakes,
I know what you did.
I know what you did.
I know you're getting real comfy in your Kevin skin suit,
I know you're getting real comfy in your Kevin skin suit,
I love the hair, by the way. Makes you look a lot older.
I love the hair, by the way. Makes you look a lot older.
I loved Road House.
I loved Road House.
I mean, how often does that happen?
I mean, how often does that happen?
I mean, I was in a hurry.
I mean, I was in a hurry.
I mean, it was pretty great.
I mean, it was pretty great.
I mean, it's, like, coincidence, huh?
I mean, it's, like, coincidence, huh?
I mean, that was like a real thing right there.
I mean, that was like a real thing right there.
I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?
I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?
I mean, this stuff is real. We have to be able to prove it.
I mean, this stuff is real. We have to be able to prove it.
I mean, we saw a real ghost.
I mean, we saw a real ghost.
I mean, wonderful things that are worth living for.
I mean, wonderful things that are worth living for.
I mean, you got soup,
I mean, you got soup,
I mean, you know what?
I mean, you know what?
I meant the one about me.
I meant the one about me.
I need you out of the lab, so I can lock the door.
I need you out of the lab, so I can lock the door.
I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
I read a lot of nonfiction,
I read a lot of nonfiction,
I really need you not to tell me anything right now.
I really need you not to tell me anything right now.
I remember.
I remember.
I saw Pilgrims. Ghost Pilgrims.
I saw Pilgrims. Ghost Pilgrims.
I see shadows all on my wall
I see shadows all on my wall
I should have worked out more when I was alive.
I should have worked out more when I was alive.
I should've gave you some coveralls, man. It's so unsanitary down here.
I should've gave you some coveralls, man. It's so unsanitary down here.
I suggest you use them.
I suggest you use them.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I talked to somebody you went to school with.
I talked to somebody you went to school with.
I think he's mechanical from, like, the rib cage down.
I think he's mechanical from, like, the rib cage down.
I think I got it. If there's something strange in the...
I think I got it. If there's something strange in the...
I think it looks nice. Right?
I think it looks nice. Right?
I think it might be a ghost.
I think it might be a ghost.
I think that's already a thing.
I think that's already a thing.
I think the balloon popped my ear!
I think the balloon popped my ear!
I think the ghost
I think the ghost
I think the ghost
I think the ghost
I think the word we're looking for is apocalypse. Apocalypse.
I think the word we're looking for is apocalypse. Apocalypse.
I think they're dead.
I think they're dead.
I think we should've gave him a heads up about what was going on out there, y'all.
I think we should've gave him a heads up about what was going on out there, y'all.
I think we took it out.
I think we took it out.
I think what they're saying is the cat is out of the bag.
I think what they're saying is the cat is out of the bag.
I think when Rowan killed himself, it was just the next step in his plan.
I think when Rowan killed himself, it was just the next step in his plan.
I think you broke it.
I think you broke it.
I think you're gorgeous. (CHUCKLES)
I think you're gorgeous. (CHUCKLES)
I think you're looking for a different Erin Gilbert.
I think you're looking for a different Erin Gilbert.
I thought it was gonna kill him. I shrieked when I saw it. I...
I thought it was gonna kill him. I shrieked when I saw it. I...
I thought they would've been happy about that.
I thought they would've been happy about that.
I told you that there would be people out there that loved our work.
I told you that there would be people out there that loved our work.
I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.
I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.
I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right?
I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right?
I wasn't gonna leave you twice.
I wasn't gonna leave you twice.
I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you!
I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you!
I will take my top off for Bennie if it gets me three more wontons.
I will take my top off for Bennie if it gets me three more wontons.
I wish we still had this presentation.
I wish we still had this presentation.
I won't.
I won't.
I wonder what train he taking.
I wonder what train he taking.
I would like to see you dance.
I would like to see you dance.
I would love to see it.
I would love to see it.
I... You know what? I just can't watch that.
I... You know what? I just can't watch that.
I'd call this a successful test.
I'd call this a successful test.
I'd love you to meet me any place, any time.
I'd love you to meet me any place, any time.
I'd put that at a T3.
I'd put that at a T3.
I'd talk to you at an AA meeting.
I'd talk to you at an AA meeting.
I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang
I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang
I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang
I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang
I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang
I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang
I'll have you know that I walked over to the power box,
I'll have you know that I walked over to the power box,
I'll just see you guys tomorrow.
I'll just see you guys tomorrow.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll tell you what just happened. We saw a ghost.
I'll tell you what just happened. We saw a ghost.
I'm 'bout to save you from this ghost!
I'm 'bout to save you from this ghost!
I'm a Ghostbuster.
I'm a Ghostbuster.
I'm a huge fan.
I'm a huge fan.
I'm a whole lot of trouble in a itty bitty skirt
I'm a whole lot of trouble in a itty bitty skirt
I'm calling
I'm calling
I'm familiar. I know what it means.
I'm familiar. I know what it means.
I'm getting the hang of this!
I'm getting the hang of this!
I'm glad I didn't know any of you when you were alive,
I'm glad I didn't know any of you when you were alive,
I'm going to show it to you, then. How about that?
I'm going to show it to you, then. How about that?
I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.
I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.
I'm gonna just...
I'm gonna just...
I'm gonna pass out.
I'm gonna pass out.
I'm gonna use it to make a proton shotgun.
I'm gonna use it to make a proton shotgun.
I'm in a hide and seek tournament, and we are in the semis.
I'm in a hide and seek tournament, and we are in the semis.
I'm just gonna disconnect his phone.
I'm just gonna disconnect his phone.
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off, how about that?
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off, how about that?
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to broth.
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to broth.
I'm kidding. You were gone two seconds.
I'm kidding. You were gone two seconds.
I'm lecturing in the big hall today.
I'm lecturing in the big hall today.
I'm not afraid, not afraid
I'm not afraid, not afraid
I'm not afraid, not afraid
I'm not afraid, not afraid
I'm not sure. I mean, it's just a lot of bits and pieces.
I'm not sure. I mean, it's just a lot of bits and pieces.
I'm not. I'm walking with you.
I'm not. I'm walking with you.
I'm pretty sure none of it is supposed to be in the subway, though.
I'm pretty sure none of it is supposed to be in the subway, though.
I'm quite well.
I'm quite well.
I'm so goddamn happy you two are back together.
I'm so goddamn happy you two are back together.
I'm sorry you're having a soup crisis right now.
I'm sorry you're having a soup crisis right now.
I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?
I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?
I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.
I'm sorry, not that gun.
I'm sorry, not that gun.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. My uncle owns a funeral home, not a Enterprise Rent A Car.
I'm sorry. My uncle owns a funeral home, not a Enterprise Rent A Car.
I'm sorry. That book you're holding is utter nonsense.
I'm sorry. That book you're holding is utter nonsense.
I'm talking about your book.
I'm talking about your book.
I'm telling you, he... Look, I bet you he get loose and...
I'm telling you, he... Look, I bet you he get loose and...
I'm telling you, it used to take so long
I'm telling you, it used to take so long
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm watching you!
I'm watching you!
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you.
I'm working on some kind of next level stuff.
I'm working on some kind of next level stuff.
I've been a dancing in a devil's dirt
I've been a dancing in a devil's dirt
I've dedicated my life to it.
I've dedicated my life to it.
I've got some questions.
I've got some questions.
If everybody knew what was going on, you know, there'd be a panic.
If everybody knew what was going on, you know, there'd be a panic.
If I had a flying baby, I'd zip this, and so would you.
If I had a flying baby, I'd zip this, and so would you.
If I had a human baby that could fly, I wouldn't be telling the press about it.
If I had a human baby that could fly, I wouldn't be telling the press about it.
If there's something strange
If there's something strange
If this is what you want, it works for me.
If this is what you want, it works for me.
If we can do that, we might be able to cause a reverse reaction.
If we can do that, we might be able to cause a reverse reaction.
If we can get those reactors super critical inside the vortex,
If we can get those reactors super critical inside the vortex,
If you could just chuck me down my own proton pack, that'd be great.
If you could just chuck me down my own proton pack, that'd be great.
If you could just come take a look.
If you could just come take a look.
If you see something, say something.
If you see something, say something.
If you want to just turn your head.
If you want to just turn your head.
In front of me.
In front of me.
In here.
In here.
In the big hall.
In the big hall.
In the middle of the night online.
In the middle of the night online.
In your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
Inside that thermos?
Inside that thermos?
Instead of turning her in to the police,
Instead of turning her in to the police,
Is a blight on this university.
Is a blight on this university.
Is he going on the tracks?
Is he going on the tracks?
Is it one?
Is it one?
Is really not what it used to be.
Is really not what it used to be.
Is right there at your feet, well
Is right there at your feet, well
Is scarin ' you the most
Is scarin ' you the most
Is scaring you the most
Is scaring you the most
Is that her boyfriend?
Is that her boyfriend?
Is that you, Abby?
Is that you, Abby?
Is this a big ol' robot?
Is this a big ol' robot?
Is this a good time, Doctor, or is this dinner rush?
Is this a good time, Doctor, or is this dinner rush?
Is this a little too Peter Pan?
Is this a little too Peter Pan?
It catches ghosts and it transports them somewhere else.
It catches ghosts and it transports them somewhere else.
It could be everything you dreamed And it's about to be true
It could be everything you dreamed And it's about to be true
It feels like the slime is after me, personally.
It feels like the slime is after me, personally.
It looks like fission scorch.
It looks like fission scorch.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
It was just another publicity stunt by these incredibly sad and lonely women.
It was just another publicity stunt by these incredibly sad and lonely women.
It was later discovered
It was later discovered
It was my mother's.
It was my mother's.
It was one of the most elegant homes in existence.
It was one of the most elegant homes in existence.
It was part of the Dead Presidents Color Collection.
It was part of the Dead Presidents Color Collection.
It was re blogged from a site entitled Ghost News.
It was re blogged from a site entitled Ghost News.
It wasn't even the cat. It was the president.
It wasn't even the cat. It was the president.
It would cause a counter reaction.
It would cause a counter reaction.
It's 7 Eleven.
It's 7 Eleven.
It's a cool joke. That was funny. It's disgusting.
It's a cool joke. That was funny. It's disgusting.
It's a current of supernatural energy.
It's a current of supernatural energy.
It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.
It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.
It's a hidden network of energy lines that run across the Earth.
It's a hidden network of energy lines that run across the Earth.
It's a lot heavier than I expected,
It's a lot heavier than I expected,
It's a PKE meter.
It's a PKE meter.
It's a proton glove.
It's a proton glove.
It's all right. He lives with my mum.
It's all right. He lives with my mum.
It's an unusually powerful spot.
It's an unusually powerful spot.
It's basically, like, we're both using the same science.
It's basically, like, we're both using the same science.
It's because of stuff like this that makes it impossible for us to do our real work.
It's because of stuff like this that makes it impossible for us to do our real work.
It's been proven that superstitions can have tremendous performance benefits.
It's been proven that superstitions can have tremendous performance benefits.
It's chipping time now, ghost.
It's chipping time now, ghost.
It's completely unstable.
It's completely unstable.
It's Erin. Hi!
It's Erin. Hi!
It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.
It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.
It's gonna turn that portal into a giant ghost trap.
It's gonna turn that portal into a giant ghost trap.
It's like fighting a gator!
It's like fighting a gator!
It's like it was part of a miniature cyclotron.
It's like it was part of a miniature cyclotron.
It's like they read Eat, Pray, Love and just ran with it.
It's like they read Eat, Pray, Love and just ran with it.
It's me! It's Erin.
It's me! It's Erin.
It's more of a research lab.
It's more of a research lab.
It's obviously a joke.
It's obviously a joke.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e book.
It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e book.
It's only dangerous to ghosts.
It's only dangerous to ghosts.
It's our hot and sour shrimp soup.
It's our hot and sour shrimp soup.
It's our science mobile, I'll have you know.
It's our science mobile, I'll have you know.
It's over. You're going to jail, Rowan.
It's over. You're going to jail, Rowan.
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
It's probably 'cause you got a lot of bad karma from your previous life. Mmm.
It's probably 'cause you got a lot of bad karma from your previous life. Mmm.
It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.
It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.
It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum first had the idea to enslave elephants.
It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum first had the idea to enslave elephants.
It's serious. We're doing important work.
It's serious. We're doing important work.
It's the first place in New York that they electrocuted people.
It's the first place in New York that they electrocuted people.
It's the reverse of your research.
It's the reverse of your research.
It's time to face the facts, the restaurant is not working.
It's time to face the facts, the restaurant is not working.
It's unfortunate that we have these former ties with Ms. Gilbert.
It's unfortunate that we have these former ties with Ms. Gilbert.
It's, unfortunately, the only way to draw attention to good science.
It's, unfortunately, the only way to draw attention to good science.
It's...
It's...
It's...
It's...
JENNIFER: It's just a trick.
JENNIFER: It's just a trick.
Just don't hit Patty anywhere important.
Just don't hit Patty anywhere important.
Just get in the...
Just get in the...
Just give it a punch, it's motion activated.
Just give it a punch, it's motion activated.
Just go right over there. (CHUCKLES)
Just go right over there. (CHUCKLES)
Just go.
Just go.
Just gonna plug these things in here.
Just gonna plug these things in here.
Just like to carry it in this box with all my other personal stuff.
Just like to carry it in this box with all my other personal stuff.
Just put your thumb on that red trigger button there.
Just put your thumb on that red trigger button there.
Just sit quietly.
Just sit quietly.
Just staring at me.
Just staring at me.
Just take the stairs down and get him out.
Just take the stairs down and get him out.
Kevin dabbles in web design.
Kevin dabbles in web design.
Kevin, I'm really gonna need you to try a little harder. Okay, buddy?
Kevin, I'm really gonna need you to try a little harder. Okay, buddy?
KEVIN: Damn, I missed.
KEVIN: Damn, I missed.
KEVIN: Hey, guys, check it out!
KEVIN: Hey, guys, check it out!
KEVIN: Oh, for fun.
KEVIN: Oh, for fun.
KEVIN: Okay, so... (CLEARS THROAT)
KEVIN: Okay, so... (CLEARS THROAT)
KEVIN: Sure.
KEVIN: Sure.
Kevin?
Kevin?
Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please?
Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please?
Kevin. Right?
Kevin. Right?
Kids, hello.
Kids, hello.
Kinda hard to suss that out after the fact though.
Kinda hard to suss that out after the fact though.
Laborers, such as yourself, will be among the last led to the butchery.
Laborers, such as yourself, will be among the last led to the butchery.
Larger scale. Well, that sounds terrible.
Larger scale. Well, that sounds terrible.
Later days. Can you hear this? Let me turn it up.
Later days. Can you hear this? Let me turn it up.
Let Holtzmann check. She likes that type of stuff.
Let Holtzmann check. She likes that type of stuff.
Let me guess, Get out?
Let me guess, Get out?
Let me just get to my notes.
Let me just get to my notes.
Let's be safe, though.
Let's be safe, though.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome, shall we?
Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome, shall we?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's light 'em up!
Let's light 'em up!
Let's loosen his grip.
Let's loosen his grip.
Let's split up, and if you see anything, get on the walkie.
Let's split up, and if you see anything, get on the walkie.
Letting whatever's on this plane
Letting whatever's on this plane
Like a garbage truck to hang on to the back of.
Like a garbage truck to hang on to the back of.
Like, he's sitting behind you, making some pottery?
Like, he's sitting behind you, making some pottery?
Likeness that you fear the most
Likeness that you fear the most
Likeness that you fear the most
Likeness that you fear the most
Listen, let's just see how the rest of the day goes.
Listen, let's just see how the rest of the day goes.
Listen, we're scientists.
Listen, we're scientists.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at that, just floating there.
Look at that, just floating there.
Look at this beauty!
Look at this beauty!
Look at this. Look at it.
Look at this. Look at it.
Look at... Bogus equipment? You know what?
Look at... Bogus equipment? You know what?
Look out the window and it ain 't too good
Look out the window and it ain 't too good
Look out!
Look out!
Look over there.
Look over there.
Look what Mr. Cuckoo Pants has been reading at the beach. No.
Look what Mr. Cuckoo Pants has been reading at the beach. No.
Look, I am up for tenure right now.
Look, I am up for tenure right now.
Look, I don't go to Chinatown,
Look, I don't go to Chinatown,
Look, I know it probably sounds like we're making this up.
Look, I know it probably sounds like we're making this up.
Look, I think it's great you found yourself a little hobby,
Look, I think it's great you found yourself a little hobby,
Look, it was a very long time ago,
Look, it was a very long time ago,
Looking forward to this metal show.
Looking forward to this metal show.
Looks like one of those things that makes cotton candy.
Looks like one of those things that makes cotton candy.
Lord, help us.
Lord, help us.
Low blood sugar is serious!
Low blood sugar is serious!
Luckily, I am not the only one seeking revenge.
Luckily, I am not the only one seeking revenge.
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bow tie?
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bow tie?
Man, I got a cousin Mookie.
Man, I got a cousin Mookie.
Man, it smells like burned bologna and regrets down here.
Man, it smells like burned bologna and regrets down here.
Man, these monsters be big and tall
Man, these monsters be big and tall
Man, what they gonna do, make a fifth one, starring The Rock?
Man, what they gonna do, make a fifth one, starring The Rock?
MAN: (ON TV) Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers make contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.
MAN: (ON TV) Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers make contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.
MAN: (OVER RADIO) Hey, weirdo. We got a clogged toilet in 1843. It's bad.
MAN: (OVER RADIO) Hey, weirdo. We got a clogged toilet in 1843. It's bad.
MAN: Whatever, freak show. Just do it.
MAN: Whatever, freak show. Just do it.
MAN: You don't want it here anymore?
MAN: You don't want it here anymore?
MAN: You don't want it here anymore?
MAN: You don't want it here anymore?
Margaret, hi. Just taking my plant out for some air.
Margaret, hi. Just taking my plant out for some air.
MARTIN: How's that for my timing?
MARTIN: How's that for my timing?
MARTIN: How's that for my timing?
MARTIN: How's that for my timing?
MARTIN: You're telling me
MARTIN: You're telling me
Maybe steer clear of the door.
Maybe steer clear of the door.
Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats at Lotus Leaf this very moment.
Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats at Lotus Leaf this very moment.
Mayor Bradley, you have to listen to me!
Mayor Bradley, you have to listen to me!
MAYOR BRADLEY: Here's the essence of the deal.
MAYOR BRADLEY: Here's the essence of the deal.
Me playing saxophone or me listening to saxophone?
Me playing saxophone or me listening to saxophone?
Meatheads.
Meatheads.
Midtown movie theater owner claims
Midtown movie theater owner claims
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm. Well, that sounds like
Mmm hmm. Well, that sounds like
Mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm.
Mmm, Ice cream. Mmm.
Mmm, Ice cream. Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm... I don't know.
Mmm... I don't know.
More prestigious than Princeton?
More prestigious than Princeton?
Move out the way 'cause I'm driving crazy
Move out the way 'cause I'm driving crazy
Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,
Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,
Mrs. Ponner, I wanted to say no.
Mrs. Ponner, I wanted to say no.
Ms. Gilbert, I asked around your hometown.
Ms. Gilbert, I asked around your hometown.
My devices energized spectral entities on a nuclear, paramolecular level.
My devices energized spectral entities on a nuclear, paramolecular level.
My God! I mean, that power surge really held him.
My God! I mean, that power surge really held him.
My name is on it.
My name is on it.
My name's Erin. With an E.
My name's Erin. With an E.
My plan is to wear a new one every day,
My plan is to wear a new one every day,
My uncle is gonna be pissed.
My uncle is gonna be pissed.
My woman keeps me warm
My woman keeps me warm
My... Get off of me!
My... Get off of me!
Nah.
Nah.
Nah. That's, like, one more block south than I want to go.
Nah. That's, like, one more block south than I want to go.
Never been good in a fight.
Never been good in a fight.
Never compare me to the Jaws mayor. Never!
Never compare me to the Jaws mayor. Never!
Never had anybody actually put their face down close to the machine.
Never had anybody actually put their face down close to the machine.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Never say that word.
Never say that word.
Nighttime, my lights on
Nighttime, my lights on
No feet on the table, please.
No feet on the table, please.
No ghosts allowed.
No ghosts allowed.
No one's being killed here, right?
No one's being killed here, right?
No one's being killed here, right?
No one's being killed here, right?
No woman should walk around unarmed.
No woman should walk around unarmed.
No, actually, I think the world of your mom.
No, actually, I think the world of your mom.
No, Dr. Frankenstein,
No, Dr. Frankenstein,
No, I can see them.
No, I can see them.
No, I don't have a cat.
No, I don't have a cat.
No, I heard you and I see the hand gesture. What does...
No, I heard you and I see the hand gesture. What does...
No, I know that's what they're saying.
No, I know that's what they're saying.
No, I was just not into that conversation.
No, I was just not into that conversation.
No, I've forgotten. I don't know what you asked.
No, I've forgotten. I don't know what you asked.
No, implode is the wrong word. It'll be more violent than that.
No, implode is the wrong word. It'll be more violent than that.
No, it's for walnuts.
No, it's for walnuts.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, Mike Hat.
No, Mike Hat.
No, no, no, I don't really think that's a good idea.
No, no, no, I don't really think that's a good idea.
No, no, no, it's important. Don't you see what's happening?
No, no, no, it's important. Don't you see what's happening?
No, no, no, let's... You're right. We should...
No, no, no, let's... You're right. We should...
No, no, no, no. Let him, let him...
No, no, no, no. Let him, let him...
No, no, no. What is it?
No, no, no. What is it?
No, no. My studio is in SoHo. This is more of a gallery.
No, no. My studio is in SoHo. This is more of a gallery.
No, you only lack the proper equipment,
No, you only lack the proper equipment,
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! No!
No! No!
No! No! No!
No! No! No!
No.
No.
No. Absolutely not.
No. Absolutely not.
No. I think both of us pretty much feel you have enough stuck up your butt.
No. I think both of us pretty much feel you have enough stuck up your butt.
No. No, no, no, sir. I won't throw it down the drain.
No. No, no, no, sir. I won't throw it down the drain.
No. This is even before it was a building.
No. This is even before it was a building.
No. You know what? Screw that.
No. You know what? Screw that.
Nobody hurts Kevin, man! Nobody hurts Kevin!
Nobody hurts Kevin, man! Nobody hurts Kevin!
None of that. None of that's happening.
None of that. None of that's happening.
Nope. I had him yesterday. (SIGHS)
Nope. I had him yesterday. (SIGHS)
Not a publication I'd heard of.
Not a publication I'd heard of.
Not bad, ghost girl.
Not bad, ghost girl.
Not lying for a sad moment of fame.
Not lying for a sad moment of fame.
Not my babies!
Not my babies!
Not my babies!
Not my babies!
Not really.
Not really.
Not that crossing your fingers means anything, 'cause it doesn't.
Not that crossing your fingers means anything, 'cause it doesn't.
Nothing would make me happier.
Nothing would make me happier.
Now I die for the night 'cause the days are done
Now I die for the night 'cause the days are done
Now I shake, shake, shake it with an evil tongue
Now I shake, shake, shake it with an evil tongue
Now you will be the bully.
Now you will be the bully.
Now, I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky.
Now, I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky.
Now, if you'll excuse me, my class will be here any minute.
Now, if you'll excuse me, my class will be here any minute.
Now, the mayor said we could continue our work, and so we shall.
Now, the mayor said we could continue our work, and so we shall.
Now, to spare the family public humiliation,
Now, to spare the family public humiliation,
Now, you're complicated
Now, you're complicated
Of course not, Mrs. Ponner.
Of course not, Mrs. Ponner.
Of course you need my permission. I wrote that book with you.
Of course you need my permission. I wrote that book with you.
Of the buildings in New York.
Of the buildings in New York.
OFFICER: 50 cents a T shirt.
OFFICER: 50 cents a T shirt.
Oh, 'cause it crushes the ghost.
Oh, 'cause it crushes the ghost.
Oh, and we towed your car. Real tow, not fake tow.
Oh, and we towed your car. Real tow, not fake tow.
Oh, because of the glasses and the handsomeness?
Oh, because of the glasses and the handsomeness?
Oh, boy. Okay.
Oh, boy. Okay.
Oh, come on! Suddenly this place has a classy reputation to uphold?
Oh, come on! Suddenly this place has a classy reputation to uphold?
Oh, God, I got to get my gear.
Oh, God, I got to get my gear.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. I can only think of soup. Anybody? Somebody? Patty?
Oh, God. I can only think of soup. Anybody? Somebody? Patty?
Oh, God. I don't have time to try to explain why that's not going to happen.
Oh, God. I don't have time to try to explain why that's not going to happen.
Oh, golly, you two are something.
Oh, golly, you two are something.
Oh, gosh, it sounds like a great time, but I'm gonna have to say no
Oh, gosh, it sounds like a great time, but I'm gonna have to say no
Oh, he think this is his art studio.
Oh, he think this is his art studio.
Oh, I accept your tenure. (LAUGHS)
Oh, I accept your tenure. (LAUGHS)
Oh, I couldn't disagree more.
Oh, I couldn't disagree more.
Oh, I definitely should have worked out more.
Oh, I definitely should have worked out more.
Oh, I hate coffee.
Oh, I hate coffee.
Oh, I see there's five of you now. (CLAPS HANDS)
Oh, I see there's five of you now. (CLAPS HANDS)
Oh, I'm Frank.
Oh, I'm Frank.
Oh, I'm not afraid
Oh, I'm not afraid
Oh, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm just gonna show you. You'll see.
Oh, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm just gonna show you. You'll see.
Oh, impressive.
Oh, impressive.
Oh, It's an X. Touching other little X's.
Oh, It's an X. Touching other little X's.
Oh, it's happening, all right.
Oh, it's happening, all right.
Oh, it's just the same door we came in from.
Oh, it's just the same door we came in from.
Oh, it's like Mardi Gras in there.
Oh, it's like Mardi Gras in there.
Oh, just forget she even asked, because if she did, that would be illegal, so...
Oh, just forget she even asked, because if she did, that would be illegal, so...
Oh, Kevin!
Oh, Kevin!
Oh, look, you're on TV.
Oh, look, you're on TV.
Oh, my God! They're showi ng the video! We famous! We famous.
Oh, my God! They're showi ng the video! We famous! We famous.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I forgot the most important part.
Oh, my God. I forgot the most important part.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no, it's not. It's just a bird.
Oh, no, it's not. It's just a bird.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no. Okay.
Oh, no, no. Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Are you kidding?
Oh, no. Are you kidding?
Oh, no. No, that's for you.
Oh, no. No, that's for you.
Oh, not the collar!
Oh, not the collar!
Oh, please. (LAUG HS)
Oh, please. (LAUG HS)
Oh, Point Break.
Oh, Point Break.
Oh, see, when they change direction, you've got to... (GRUNTS)
Oh, see, when they change direction, you've got to... (GRUNTS)
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, thank you for everything you did. You saved us all.
Oh, thank you for everything you did. You saved us all.
Oh, that nut job! What has he done...
Oh, that nut job! What has he done...
Oh, that's so not good.
Oh, that's so not good.
Oh, there hasn't? There hasn't been one...
Oh, there hasn't? There hasn't been one...
Oh, uh, ma'am?
Oh, uh, ma'am?
Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept getting dirty, so I took them out.
Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept getting dirty, so I took them out.
Oh, wah wah.
Oh, wah wah.
Oh, we have fun.
Oh, we have fun.
Oh, well, um, lots of different jobs.
Oh, well, um, lots of different jobs.
Oh, when I was looking for you guys, I looked in that deli over there.
Oh, when I was looking for you guys, I looked in that deli over there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you guys, you have a visitor.
Oh, yeah, you guys, you have a visitor.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. He's looking at that chart. (LAUGHS)
Oh, yeah. He's looking at that chart. (LAUGHS)
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, you can't see anything.
Oh, you can't see anything.
Oh, you got that up and going?
Oh, you got that up and going?
Oh, you know what was a good one? Road House.
Oh, you know what was a good one? Road House.
Oh, you know what? You know what I thought...
Oh, you know what? You know what I thought...
Oh, you mean like Patrick Swayze?
Oh, you mean like Patrick Swayze?
Oh, you're combining the two...
Oh, you're combining the two...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! Ding dong. (LAUGHS)
Oh! Ding dong. (LAUGHS)
Oh! Ooh! Watch the rings. Watch the rings.
Oh! Ooh! Watch the rings. Watch the rings.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Oh. He covered his eyes.
Oh. He covered his eyes.
Oh. Is that what this thing's name is?
Oh. Is that what this thing's name is?
Oh. Is this what you want?
Oh. Is this what you want?
Oh. Well, you said let's, so...
Oh. Well, you said let's, so...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
Okay, Erin, on my cue.
Okay, Erin, on my cue.
Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty.
Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty.
Okay, I'm calling this in.
Okay, I'm calling this in.
Okay, I've got it.
Okay, I've got it.
Okay, if he gets one of his machines in there and it's big enough,
Okay, if he gets one of his machines in there and it's big enough,
Okay, ladies, let's gear up and hit that Mercado.
Okay, ladies, let's gear up and hit that Mercado.
Okay, Patty, stay still!
Okay, Patty, stay still!
Okay, power up.
Okay, power up.
Okay, so I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.
Okay, so I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.
Okay, so, that little asshole over there is the target.
Okay, so, that little asshole over there is the target.
Okay, somebody really doesn't want us getting in that door.
Okay, somebody really doesn't want us getting in that door.
Okay, stop what you're doing.
Okay, stop what you're doing.
Okay, that's a dumpster.
Okay, that's a dumpster.
Okay, this is a little underwhelming. Can we get more power?
Okay, this is a little underwhelming. Can we get more power?
Okay, um, that intersection right there between 7th and 8th.
Okay, um, that intersection right there between 7th and 8th.
Okay, we are on the cusp of something here, a real discovery.
Okay, we are on the cusp of something here, a real discovery.
Okay, we believe in provable,
Okay, we believe in provable,
Okay, we need to explore something a lot cheaper.
Okay, we need to explore something a lot cheaper.
Okay, we should probably get this equipment out of here.
Okay, we should probably get this equipment out of here.
Okay, we're down here! Down here!
Okay, we're down here! Down here!
Okay, well, books can't fly. And neither can babies, so...
Okay, well, books can't fly. And neither can babies, so...
Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong. We don't hunt ghosts.
Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong. We don't hunt ghosts.
Okay, well, you've been doing great work. Well done.
Okay, well, you've been doing great work. Well done.
Okay, what was the other address you said?
Okay, what was the other address you said?
Okay, yes, I'm looking for Agents Hawkins and Rorke.
Okay, yes, I'm looking for Agents Hawkins and Rorke.
Okay, you know what, I thought we could have an adult conversation,
Okay, you know what, I thought we could have an adult conversation,
Okay, you sweaty freaks.
Okay, you sweaty freaks.
Okay, you tell him that we're not here.
Okay, you tell him that we're not here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. But this really does look like you.
Okay. But this really does look like you.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay. Homeboy is pretty much not keeping up with what we agreed upon.
Okay. Homeboy is pretty much not keeping up with what we agreed upon.
Okay. I apologize. That looks nastier than I intended.
Okay. I apologize. That looks nastier than I intended.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. That looks like it's got some merit.
Okay. That looks like it's got some merit.
Okay. Um...
Okay. Um...
On that horrifying note, thank you all so much for coming.
On that horrifying note, thank you all so much for coming.
Once you pop...
Once you pop...
One second.
One second.
One that likes very long titles.
One that likes very long titles.
Only, I know how to read.
Only, I know how to read.
Ooh, I'm up for tenure. (MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)
Ooh, I'm up for tenure. (MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)
Ooh, yeah
Ooh, yeah
Ooh!
Ooh!
Or mankind will end.
Or mankind will end.
Other than that, I feel like we keep a very low profile.
Other than that, I feel like we keep a very low profile.
Our main concern is that we're allowed to continue our work.
Our main concern is that we're allowed to continue our work.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!
Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!
PATTY: All right, ladies, we got a limited window
PATTY: All right, ladies, we got a limited window
PATTY: Damn.
PATTY: Damn.
PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah. ERIN: Oh.
PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah. ERIN: Oh.
PATTY: Grab her!
PATTY: Grab her!
PATTY: He doesn't die. He doesn't die. They don't say he dies.
PATTY: He doesn't die. He doesn't die. They don't say he dies.
PATTY: Hey. Uh, good morning.
PATTY: Hey. Uh, good morning.
PATTY: Holtzy! Got you, Holtzy!
PATTY: Holtzy! Got you, Holtzy!
PATTY: How's he dance? ABBY: Like...
PATTY: How's he dance? ABBY: Like...
PATTY: I guess some people actually do know what we did.
PATTY: I guess some people actually do know what we did.
PATTY: I just thought this was gonna be like a book club.
PATTY: I just thought this was gonna be like a book club.
PATTY: Like, um, the dude that worked here,
PATTY: Like, um, the dude that worked here,
PATTY: Man, are y'all playing?
PATTY: Man, are y'all playing?
PATTY: Maybe you could do two at a time.
PATTY: Maybe you could do two at a time.
PATTY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
PATTY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
PATTY: Oh!
PATTY: Oh!
PATTY: That's the dude I saw! I'm telling you, that's him!
PATTY: That's the dude I saw! I'm telling you, that's him!
PATTY: That's the express train!
PATTY: That's the express train!
PATTY: That's the train! We got to move!
PATTY: That's the train! We got to move!
PATTY: Unc!
PATTY: Unc!
PATTY: We got to get 'em out of there!
PATTY: We got to get 'em out of there!
PATTY: Well, I guess he going to Queens.
PATTY: Well, I guess he going to Queens.
PATTY: What in the sweet hell?
PATTY: What in the sweet hell?
PATTY: Yo, Erin, shake that off.
PATTY: Yo, Erin, shake that off.
PATTY: You want to use the bathroom,
PATTY: You want to use the bathroom,
People always move on.
People always move on.
People can rest assured that these women are fake.
People can rest assured that these women are fake.
People dump on us pretty much all the time.
People dump on us pretty much all the time.
Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil, um...
Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil, um...
Phyllis is guest lecturing in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.
Phyllis is guest lecturing in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.
Phyllis, I would like to introduce Erin Gilbert.
Phyllis, I would like to introduce Erin Gilbert.
Physics is the study of the movement of, uh, bodies in space,
Physics is the study of the movement of, uh, bodies in space,
Pick a gun, any gun.
Pick a gun, any gun.
Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?
Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?
Play something gentle!
Play something gentle!
Please do not answer.
Please do not answer.
Please don't be like the mayor in Jaws.
Please don't be like the mayor in Jaws.
Please, Abby, just take the book down. Please.
Please, Abby, just take the book down. Please.
Please, come sit down. Take that one.
Please, come sit down. Take that one.
Please, follow me.
Please, follow me.
Please, Mayor Bradley, you have to believe me.
Please, Mayor Bradley, you have to believe me.
Please, sit.
Please, sit.
Please, you have to get everyone out.
Please, you have to get everyone out.
Please! Get out!
Please! Get out!
Point is, the Ghostbusters...
Point is, the Ghostbusters...
Polar bear on 63rd and 5th Avenue.
Polar bear on 63rd and 5th Avenue.
Potatoes, tomatoes. It doesn't matter.
Potatoes, tomatoes. It doesn't matter.
Preserved both inside and out.
Preserved both inside and out.
Pretty cool, right?
Pretty cool, right?
Privately, so don't tell anyone.
Privately, so don't tell anyone.
Probably couldn't decide which dirty jumpsuit to wear.
Probably couldn't decide which dirty jumpsuit to wear.
Probably the future you're looking at.
Probably the future you're looking at.
Proton guns are all well and good,
Proton guns are all well and good,
Pure muscle. Oh, and baby soft skin.
Pure muscle. Oh, and baby soft skin.
Pushed a bunch of buttons.
Pushed a bunch of buttons.
Put me down! Down, down, thank you.
Put me down! Down, down, thank you.
Ready, aim, fire!
Ready, aim, fire!
Really close.
Really close.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
REPORTER 1: Ms. Lynch! ABBY: What's that?
REPORTER 1: Ms. Lynch! ABBY: What's that?
Rhythmic clapping.
Rhythmic clapping.
Right away. Please, all of you.
Right away. Please, all of you.
Right in there!
Right in there!
Rock and roll.
Rock and roll.
Roll your window up.
Roll your window up.
Rowan, not Kevin!
Rowan, not Kevin!
Rowan, ya big bully!
Rowan, ya big bully!
ROWAN: Absolutely.
ROWAN: Absolutely.
ROWAN: Aldridge Mansion? Check.
ROWAN: Aldridge Mansion? Check.
ROWAN: Don't look so surprised.
ROWAN: Don't look so surprised.
ROWAN: Hello.
ROWAN: Hello.
ROWAN: What form would you prefer I take?
ROWAN: What form would you prefer I take?
Run! Run!
Run! Run!
Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!
Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!
Safety lights are for dudes.
Safety lights are for dudes.
Said the guy with the walking stick and the floppy hat.
Said the guy with the walking stick and the floppy hat.
Samantha. Hi. How are you?
Samantha. Hi. How are you?
Say hello to my little...
Say hello to my little...
Scatter! Scatter! Scatter!
Scatter! Scatter! Scatter!
Sean, that is an excellent question.
Sean, that is an excellent question.
See you soon.
See you soon.
See, Abby, I told you to have that sandwich, man.
See, Abby, I told you to have that sandwich, man.
See, this is, this is exactly...
See, this is, this is exactly...
Seemed like a great idea,
Seemed like a great idea,
Seward Street subway station?
Seward Street subway station?
She also happens to specialize in experimental particle physics.
She also happens to specialize in experimental particle physics.
She can't call her friends. Who's she gonna call?
She can't call her friends. Who's she gonna call?
She can't just move. She can't call the police.
She can't just move. She can't call the police.
She did that every night for almost a year.
She did that every night for almost a year.
She specializes in theoretical particle physics.
She specializes in theoretical particle physics.
She thinks that's a sliding door.
She thinks that's a sliding door.
She thinks they're all doors. That's sad.
She thinks they're all doors. That's sad.
She would not abandon you.
She would not abandon you.
She'll ask you to write a book, and then she'll squash your dreams.
She'll ask you to write a book, and then she'll squash your dreams.
She's a scientist.
She's a scientist.
She's doing a marvelous impression of a deflating balloon.
She's doing a marvelous impression of a deflating balloon.
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter.
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter.
Shoot. You know what? You're not gonna get that treat today.
Shoot. You know what? You're not gonna get that treat today.
Should probably get started.
Should probably get started.
Shut it down!
Shut it down!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway
Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway
Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway
Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway
Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway
Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway
Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,
Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,
Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!
Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!
Slap shot!
Slap shot!
Smart.
Smart.
Smart.
Smart.
So go back upstairs to your little dim sum tea party, okay?
So go back upstairs to your little dim sum tea party, okay?
So he called to his servants, but none of them responded.
So he called to his servants, but none of them responded.
So I'm drumming us up a little business.
So I'm drumming us up a little business.
So if you could just stand over there,
So if you could just stand over there,
So it's kind of a win win.
So it's kind of a win win.
So let me know if you need some MetroCards.
So let me know if you need some MetroCards.
So there is a body?
So there is a body?
So we just are gonna fake arrest you now.
So we just are gonna fake arrest you now.
So we've been investigating this extremely quietly.
So we've been investigating this extremely quietly.
So whatever it is you puffin ' on
So whatever it is you puffin ' on
So whenever I say, Go, you just do that.
So whenever I say, Go, you just do that.
So, Abby, I've been doing a lot of thinking,
So, Abby, I've been doing a lot of thinking,
So, good day to you, sir.
So, good day to you, sir.
So, how did the two of you guys meet?
So, how did the two of you guys meet?
So, how did y'all get into ghosts? Did one of you see one?
So, how did y'all get into ghosts? Did one of you see one?
So, make the most of your extra time.
So, make the most of your extra time.
So, now we're the ghost girls.
So, now we're the ghost girls.
So, on the plus side, we save the world.
So, on the plus side, we save the world.
So, tell me, were you born a fraud, ghost girl?
So, tell me, were you born a fraud, ghost girl?
So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only 19th century home in New York City
So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only 19th century home in New York City
So, till we figure out how to best keep the entity,
So, till we figure out how to best keep the entity,
So, we need to get the information out there that the incident at the concert was a hoax.
So, we need to get the information out there that the incident at the concert was a hoax.
So, who is this?
So, who is this?
So, you know her?
So, you know her?
So?
So?
Something strange in my neighborhood
Something strange in my neighborhood
Something's up, man.
Something's up, man.
Sometimes, I like to put all my stuff from my office in a box
Sometimes, I like to put all my stuff from my office in a box
Sorry, Sir Aldridge. I got to get out of here!
Sorry, Sir Aldridge. I got to get out of here!
Sorry. I did it. I'm sorry.
Sorry. I did it. I'm sorry.
Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.
Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.
Still, so many questions about that choice.
Still, so many questions about that choice.
Stop playing like you don't.
Stop playing like you don't.
Stop when you hit something.
Stop when you hit something.
Strange reading here.
Strange reading here.
STUDENT: Come on, F7!
STUDENT: Come on, F7!
Suck it.
Suck it.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sweet, sweet Kev. The two are unrelated.
Sweet, sweet Kev. The two are unrelated.
T4, if it was poop.
T4, if it was poop.
T4, if it was poop.
T4, if it was poop.
Taking the book down until you get your stupid tenure
Taking the book down until you get your stupid tenure
Taxi! Taxi!
Taxi! Taxi!
Thank you for asking.
Thank you for asking.
Thank you very much for being reasonable.
Thank you very much for being reasonable.
Thank you, and I proudly take that title.
Thank you, and I proudly take that title.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Patty.
Thanks, Patty.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That attracts and amplifies paranormal activity.
That attracts and amplifies paranormal activity.
That book is a whole new revenue stream for me.
That book is a whole new revenue stream for me.
That book was our baby.
That book was our baby.
That goes a long way to legitimize these Ghostbusters and everything they stand for.
That goes a long way to legitimize these Ghostbusters and everything they stand for.
That got you thinkin ' that you Superman...
That got you thinkin ' that you Superman...
That in a very short amount of time,
That in a very short amount of time,
That is definitely...
That is definitely...
That is the first thing that comes up.
That is the first thing that comes up.
That looks like dishwater and one shrimp, and I think it's...
That looks like dishwater and one shrimp, and I think it's...
That means you are afraid of ghosts.
That means you are afraid of ghosts.
That spirit you harbor in your bones
That spirit you harbor in your bones
That they'd just be like, Shoot him. We using too much electricity.
That they'd just be like, Shoot him. We using too much electricity.
That this building is built in the same place
That this building is built in the same place
That took way too long.
That took way too long.
That video you posted got me fired.
That video you posted got me fired.
That was really good.
That was really good.
That was talking about the cataclysms! This is him!
That was talking about the cataclysms! This is him!
That we're asking all of the applicants.
That we're asking all of the applicants.
That what actually happened
That what actually happened
That will make all of our atoms implode?
That will make all of our atoms implode?
That you are frauds.
That you are frauds.
That... It just makes me feel so warm and tingly inside.
That... It just makes me feel so warm and tingly inside.
That's a different, uh, definition of pester than what I was thinking.
That's a different, uh, definition of pester than what I was thinking.
That's a double negative!
That's a double negative!
That's a manly name.
That's a manly name.
That's a weird move.
That's a weird move.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
That's Ed's son. Ed Junior.
That's Ed's son. Ed Junior.
That's Ghostbusters, baby!
That's Ghostbusters, baby!
That's gonna send up a little poof.
That's gonna send up a little poof.
That's gonna shoot a proton stream at that ghost, okay?
That's gonna shoot a proton stream at that ghost, okay?
That's how you clean up hydrochloric.
That's how you clean up hydrochloric.
That's it. Then we were all dancing at a summer camp in the Catskills.
That's it. Then we were all dancing at a summer camp in the Catskills.
That's my mother's color. I don't want to see that on anyone's head.
That's my mother's color. I don't want to see that on anyone's head.
That's not gonna happen.
That's not gonna happen.
That's not gonna happen.
That's not gonna happen.
That's not mine!
That's not mine!
That's not so good.
That's not so good.
That's not so good.
That's not so good.
That's pretty much how it's gonna be. It's not gonna freshen up at all.
That's pretty much how it's gonna be. It's not gonna freshen up at all.
That's probably the radiation.
That's probably the radiation.
That's right. No one has opened this door since then.
That's right. No one has opened this door since then.
That's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
That's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
That's very impressive.
That's very impressive.
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.
That's why I knew something weird was going on down here, man.
That's why I knew something weird was going on down here, man.
That's why I've made a table of treats.
That's why I've made a table of treats.
The Aldridge Mansion.
The Aldridge Mansion.
The barrier stops them.
The barrier stops them.
The beam would shoot back into your body, and each atom will implode.
The beam would shoot back into your body, and each atom will implode.
The beta radiation could 180 the polarity.
The beta radiation could 180 the polarity.
The big question is,
The big question is,
The box said the color was called Garfield.
The box said the color was called Garfield.
The cat has been out of the bag before,
The cat has been out of the bag before,
The crew of the SS Ourang Medan dies mysteriously.
The crew of the SS Ourang Medan dies mysteriously.
The entire town of Langville, Montana, goes missing.
The entire town of Langville, Montana, goes missing.
The first sentence is, This is not a joke.
The first sentence is, This is not a joke.
The Ghostbusters.
The Ghostbusters.
The guests are starting to complain.
The guests are starting to complain.
The human brain, you know, it can only handle so much.
The human brain, you know, it can only handle so much.
The little spoon.
The little spoon.
The Mercado has one of the weirdest histories
The Mercado has one of the weirdest histories
The Mercado? That actually makes sense.
The Mercado? That actually makes sense.
The one below it.
The one below it.
The one on the desk that's ringing. That one.
The one on the desk that's ringing. That one.
The parents will be pestered in half and pestered in half again.
The parents will be pestered in half and pestered in half again.
The power of Patty compels you!
The power of Patty compels you!
The receptionist job that was in the paper. Um, that's what I was here about.
The receptionist job that was in the paper. Um, that's what I was here about.
The thing is, this isn't really a club. It's a scientific research group.
The thing is, this isn't really a club. It's a scientific research group.
The thing is, though, there's so many terrific things out there.
The thing is, though, there's so many terrific things out there.
The US government doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?
The US government doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?
The world is on your shoulders
The world is on your shoulders
Theater. Downtown. Downtown.
Theater. Downtown. Downtown.
Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Then he screamed and went back into a coma.
Then he screamed and went back into a coma.
Then I will consider, maybe,
Then I will consider, maybe,
Then it wasn't the ghost.
Then it wasn't the ghost.
Then there was that weeping wall in the thrift store at Chelsea.
Then there was that weeping wall in the thrift store at Chelsea.
Then why were you looking for the book?
Then why were you looking for the book?
Then you must've been afforded the basic dignity and respect of a human being,
Then you must've been afforded the basic dignity and respect of a human being,
Then, all of a sudden, everybody dies.
Then, all of a sudden, everybody dies.
There are no other people. He's the only applicant.
There are no other people. He's the only applicant.
There he is.
There he is.
There is a ghost
There is a ghost
There we go.
There we go.
There you go.
There you go.
There's a chicken frying itself in the library.
There's a chicken frying itself in the library.
There's a ghost anywhere around here, this baby's gonna find it.
There's a ghost anywhere around here, this baby's gonna find it.
There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.
There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.
There's a goat on the loose.
There's a goat on the loose.
There's a perfectly nice bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.
There's a perfectly nice bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.
There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.
There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.
There's a whole lot of sinning but they're greener for miles
There's a whole lot of sinning but they're greener for miles
There's not even any meat in there. That's just a carrot.
There's not even any meat in there. That's just a carrot.
There's sightings all over the city.
There's sightings all over the city.
These gentlemen are on it. Let the government do their work.
These gentlemen are on it. Let the government do their work.
These gentlemen here will get you out of here. Okay?
These gentlemen here will get you out of here. Okay?
These guys are the reason you got fired.
These guys are the reason you got fired.
They can't just make up a name and just call us...
They can't just make up a name and just call us...
They dug out her remains.
They dug out her remains.
They had each been stabbed to death in their sleep.
They had each been stabbed to death in their sleep.
They hung up?
They hung up?
They said when you were a kid, you made up a ghost.
They said when you were a kid, you made up a ghost.
They should put you back in therapy, you freak.
They should put you back in therapy, you freak.
They want us to put the cat back inside the bag.
They want us to put the cat back inside the bag.
They were murdered by his eldest daughter,
They were murdered by his eldest daughter,
They were turned inside out.
They were turned inside out.
They will return to pester the living with unspeakable pain and torment.
They will return to pester the living with unspeakable pain and torment.
They'll always ignore you.
They'll always ignore you.
They're coming!
They're coming!
They're mostly dudes.
They're mostly dudes.
They're not here.
They're not here.
This ain't art!
This ain't art!
This auditorium is Art Deco, you idiots!
This auditorium is Art Deco, you idiots!
This can't be happening.
This can't be happening.
This cannot be the best option for people.
This cannot be the best option for people.
This equipment is untested and highly unstable.
This equipment is untested and highly unstable.
This is a little rough. It's in its early stages. Got to be honest.
This is a little rough. It's in its early stages. Got to be honest.
This is an institution of higher learning.
This is an institution of higher learning.
This is incredibly immature behavior.
This is incredibly immature behavior.
This is just wrong!
This is just wrong!
This is my job. I'm gonna get fired!
This is my job. I'm gonna get fired!
This is my mentor, Dr. Rebecca Gorin.
This is my mentor, Dr. Rebecca Gorin.
This is not helpful for me.
This is not helpful for me.
This is reckless, Jillian.
This is reckless, Jillian.
This is such an honor to meet you.
This is such an honor to meet you.
This might be a crazy hunch,
This might be a crazy hunch,
This music is so terrible, it's making him more angry.
This music is so terrible, it's making him more angry.
This music is so terrible, it's making him more angry.
This music is so terrible, it's making him more angry.
This woman is describing a Class 3 haunting in her house.
This woman is describing a Class 3 haunting in her house.
This world cannot be cleansed fast enough.
This world cannot be cleansed fast enough.
This.
This.
Those guns come with instructions?
Those guns come with instructions?
Thought it'd be something more Australian like Jack O or Dave O or Rob O.
Thought it'd be something more Australian like Jack O or Dave O or Rob O.
Three hits on the six, there's a number that you dial
Three hits on the six, there's a number that you dial
Till she dislocated her jaw and ecto projected all over you.
Till she dislocated her jaw and ecto projected all over you.
To attenuate RF noise and avoid quenching.
To attenuate RF noise and avoid quenching.
To speed up particles before entering the DLA device,
To speed up particles before entering the DLA device,
Today, at 4:32 p. m.,
Today, at 4:32 p. m.,
Too sexy for academia?
Too sexy for academia?
Trust in your abilities,
Trust in your abilities,
U h oh, Kev.
U h oh, Kev.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh. Sixty. Seventy.
Ugh. Sixty. Seventy.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, Abby transferred to my high school, junior year.
Uh, Abby transferred to my high school, junior year.
Uh, I don't think so. I don't really know.
Uh, I don't think so. I don't really know.
Uh, I just would say don't be in a room with it for more than an hour at a time,
Uh, I just would say don't be in a room with it for more than an hour at a time,
Uh, I'm cool, dude. Yeah.
Uh, I'm cool, dude. Yeah.
Uh, is it the boobs you don't like? 'Cause I can make them bigger.
Uh, is it the boobs you don't like? 'Cause I can make them bigger.
Uh, Jillian Holtzmann, Radio Times.
Uh, Jillian Holtzmann, Radio Times.
Uh, the Stonebrook Theatre?
Uh, the Stonebrook Theatre?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, wait, wait, wait! Rowan.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, wait, wait, wait! Rowan.
Uh, we don't want mass hysteria either.
Uh, we don't want mass hysteria either.
Uh, what happened?
Uh, what happened?
Uh, what have you been doing with your whole life?
Uh, what have you been doing with your whole life?
Uh, why don't you go back to your mother's basement where you live?
Uh, why don't you go back to your mother's basement where you live?
Uh!
Uh!
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... I think you might've made a mistake. I don't think that one's for us.
Uh... I think you might've made a mistake. I don't think that one's for us.
Uh... Well, he's not, but, yeah, we're okay.
Uh... Well, he's not, but, yeah, we're okay.
Uh... When we were risking our lives, trying to save New York City,
Uh... When we were risking our lives, trying to save New York City,
Um, Aldridge Mansion. Um, Upper West Side. Yes? 70... 72nd.
Um, Aldridge Mansion. Um, Upper West Side. Yes? 70... 72nd.
Um, can we get back to our discussion please?
Um, can we get back to our discussion please?
Um, hmm.
Um, hmm.
Um, I did the actor thing.
Um, I did the actor thing.
Um, interesting fact. This grandfather clock was on the Titanic
Um, interesting fact. This grandfather clock was on the Titanic
Um, my name is Erin Gilbert, Doctor of Particle Physics at Columbia...
Um, my name is Erin Gilbert, Doctor of Particle Physics at Columbia...
Um, she's here to see you in the booth.
Um, she's here to see you in the booth.
Um, sir, we don't have a lot of time.
Um, sir, we don't have a lot of time.
Um, we believe that someone is creating a device
Um, we believe that someone is creating a device
Um, where did we find the first device?
Um, where did we find the first device?
Um, you know, are you seeing anyone right now?
Um, you know, are you seeing anyone right now?
Um...
Um...
Um... Can I walk you out?
Um... Can I walk you out?
Um... Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Um... Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Um... Okay.
Um... Okay.
UNCLE: We're not stacking 'em like flapjacks!
UNCLE: We're not stacking 'em like flapjacks!
Up in here, up in here
Up in here, up in here
Upstairs! Go, go, go! Come on!
Upstairs! Go, go, go! Come on!
Very funny.
Very funny.
Wailing spirit sighted at 6th and 26th.
Wailing spirit sighted at 6th and 26th.
Wait, are you saying Martin Heiss?
Wait, are you saying Martin Heiss?
Wait, wait, I got 'em! They're in my hand!
Wait, wait, I got 'em! They're in my hand!
Wait, wait, wait. You mean that thing you were talking about that's so powerful
Wait, wait, wait. You mean that thing you were talking about that's so powerful
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
WAITRESS 2: (SIGHS) Weirdo city.
WAITRESS 2: (SIGHS) Weirdo city.
Wankers! Black Sabbath did that shit in '74.
Wankers! Black Sabbath did that shit in '74.
Was it perfect?
Was it perfect?
Was it the four women who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters
Was it the four women who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters
Was that terrorists drugged all of the water with hallucinogens.
Was that terrorists drugged all of the water with hallucinogens.
Was that there before?
Was that there before?
Wasn't with me, now they wanna be my friend now
Wasn't with me, now they wanna be my friend now
We all believe in the scientific method.
We all believe in the scientific method.
We are gonna have to make the public believe
We are gonna have to make the public believe
We are late. Get in here.
We are late. Get in here.
We are not gonna be quiet about that.
We are not gonna be quiet about that.
We are scientists.
We are scientists.
We are the Beasts of Mayhem! Huh!
We are the Beasts of Mayhem! Huh!
We can become the first scientists to prove the existence of the paranormal.
We can become the first scientists to prove the existence of the paranormal.
We can't let the portal close with him still here.
We can't let the portal close with him still here.
We cannot keep carrying that equipment up here.
We cannot keep carrying that equipment up here.
We did not open the basement door...
We did not open the basement door...
We got to turn in the body if there's one in there.
We got to turn in the body if there's one in there.
We gotta cross 'em up, and we've got an extremely good shot
We gotta cross 'em up, and we've got an extremely good shot
We gotta cross the streams.
We gotta cross the streams.
We gotta get something to eat. We gotta find that Basset Hound.
We gotta get something to eat. We gotta find that Basset Hound.
We gotta go back there. We've got to shoot directly in the portal with more power.
We gotta go back there. We've got to shoot directly in the portal with more power.
We have seen multiple Class 4 malevolent apparitions.
We have seen multiple Class 4 malevolent apparitions.
We have summoned Satan himself!
We have summoned Satan himself!
We have to bring a ghost back to this lab and document it, you guys.
We have to bring a ghost back to this lab and document it, you guys.
We just have to go upstairs and ask for more money.
We just have to go upstairs and ask for more money.
We just want to shove that damn cat back in the bag.
We just want to shove that damn cat back in the bag.
We know what we're doing.
We know what we're doing.
We know you're not frauds,
We know you're not frauds,
We know you're not frauds,
We know you're not frauds,
We like him, despite his many, many frustrating quirks.
We like him, despite his many, many frustrating quirks.
We made magic today, and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.
We made magic today, and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.
We may never know.
We may never know.
We need help around here.
We need help around here.
We need to be more mobile. I know what to do.
We need to be more mobile. I know what to do.
We put a ghost in a box!
We put a ghost in a box!
We really appreciate it, but it's time to knock it off.
We really appreciate it, but it's time to knock it off.
We saw a ghost!
We saw a ghost!
We sell the restaurant.
We sell the restaurant.
We should probably run.
We should probably run.
We spoke to Dr. Harold Filmore,
We spoke to Dr. Harold Filmore,
We stalk them. And we are very close to trapping one soon.
We stalk them. And we are very close to trapping one soon.
We started telling ghost stories, and we just kind of bonded right away.
We started telling ghost stories, and we just kind of bonded right away.
We still don't have enough power to reverse it.
We still don't have enough power to reverse it.
We successfully trapped a Class 3 vapor.
We successfully trapped a Class 3 vapor.
We want to thank you for your discretion.
We want to thank you for your discretion.
We were right! We weren't crazy!
We were right! We weren't crazy!
We will soon be able to combine general relativity and quantum theory.
We will soon be able to combine general relativity and quantum theory.
We will. And you shouldn't be reading this stuff.
We will. And you shouldn't be reading this stuff.
We'll take it from here. Thank you.
We'll take it from here. Thank you.
We're gonna catch a ghost, bring it back to the lab...
We're gonna catch a ghost, bring it back to the lab...
We're gonna catch a ghost, we're gonna bring...
We're gonna catch a ghost, we're gonna bring...
We're here for the unanswerable questions and, really, to pursue truth.
We're here for the unanswerable questions and, really, to pursue truth.
We're incredibly close on the hollow laser for the reverse tractor beam.
We're incredibly close on the hollow laser for the reverse tractor beam.
We're just worried that you all are drawing a lot of attention...
We're just worried that you all are drawing a lot of attention...
We're looking for Ed Mulgrave.
We're looking for Ed Mulgrave.
We're not gonna find another one that pretty.
We're not gonna find another one that pretty.
We're not open.
We're not open.
We're set for the final review of your tenure case on Thursday.
We're set for the final review of your tenure case on Thursday.
We're still assessing what type of containment method we're gonna use.
We're still assessing what type of containment method we're gonna use.
We're talking about relocating.
We're talking about relocating.
We're testing the lab... In the...
We're testing the lab... In the...
We're the Ghostbusters!
We're the Ghostbusters!
We're watching you!
We're watching you!
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
Welcome to the glory days of New York City.
Welcome to the glory days of New York City.
Welcome. Sorry for the mess and for the drama.
Welcome. Sorry for the mess and for the drama.
Well, for starters, perhaps you can tell me what in God's name this is?
Well, for starters, perhaps you can tell me what in God's name this is?
Well, good news.
Well, good news.
Well, he can't see it.
Well, he can't see it.
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Well, I bet all that screaming tuckered him out.
Well, I bet all that screaming tuckered him out.
Well, I guess now we know why so many people are calling
Well, I guess now we know why so many people are calling
Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.
Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.
Well, I hope you're happy.
Well, I hope you're happy.
Well, I think it's touched my skin, and it's given me a rash.
Well, I think it's touched my skin, and it's given me a rash.
Well, I would love to see that. I really would.
Well, I would love to see that. I really would.
Well, I'll tell you what I prefer.
Well, I'll tell you what I prefer.
Well, I'm Ed Mulgrave.
Well, I'm Ed Mulgrave.
Well, I'm going to lecture right now
Well, I'm going to lecture right now
Well, I'm seeing all three of you.
Well, I'm seeing all three of you.
Well, I'm terribly sorry that you have a draft in your room.
Well, I'm terribly sorry that you have a draft in your room.
Well, if it's a crime to look good, guilty as charged.
Well, if it's a crime to look good, guilty as charged.
Well, if they call back, I will. I got to take off, though.
Well, if they call back, I will. I got to take off, though.
Well, in that case,
Well, in that case,
Well, it's official. We're all ghost girls now.
Well, it's official. We're all ghost girls now.
Well, let's get these barriers destroyed, shall we?
Well, let's get these barriers destroyed, shall we?
Well, mission accomplished, ladies.
Well, mission accomplished, ladies.
Well, now I know how Batman feels.
Well, now I know how Batman feels.
Well, that sounds very scary.
Well, that sounds very scary.
Well, that thing's having the time of its life.
Well, that thing's having the time of its life.
Well, that's not terrible.
Well, that's not terrible.
Well, the best kind of loving is the one that hurts
Well, the best kind of loving is the one that hurts
Well, we didn't think so.
Well, we didn't think so.
Well, we just gave a ghost a nuke.
Well, we just gave a ghost a nuke.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
Well, why don't you all go get some rest?
Well, why don't you all go get some rest?
Well, you know what, I don't have no problem with that.
Well, you know what, I don't have no problem with that.
What a ding a ling. I forgot to introduce.
What a ding a ling. I forgot to introduce.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What building?
What building?
What did I tell you? Pin it to your bra strap. That's where mine is, and it...
What did I tell you? Pin it to your bra strap. That's where mine is, and it...
What did you do, Kevin?
What did you do, Kevin?
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
What do those look like to you?
What do those look like to you?
What do we do now?
What do we do now?
What do you think of that?
What do you think of that?
What happened in Times Square and throughout the city.
What happened in Times Square and throughout the city.
What is it? Did you get something?
What is it? Did you get something?
What is that, a burn?
What is that, a burn?
What is there now?
What is there now?
What is... Wait, I'm smelling both electrical discharge
What is... Wait, I'm smelling both electrical discharge
What just happened?
What just happened?
What part of small and friendly did he not understand?
What part of small and friendly did he not understand?
What publication?
What publication?
What the hell am I doing in New York?
What the hell am I doing in New York?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What was it?
What was it?
What was that thing that threw that man out the window the other day?
What was that thing that threw that man out the window the other day?
What you doin ' on your back, aah?
What you doin ' on your back, aah?
What you're looking for You want some more...
What you're looking for You want some more...
What, 7 1 1?
What, 7 1 1?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? No, no, no, wait!
What? No, no, no, wait!
What? No.
What? No.
What's ley lines?
What's ley lines?
What's next? You gonna give me a wedgie?
What's next? You gonna give me a wedgie?
What's that weird thing that guy said to the lady from the subway?
What's that weird thing that guy said to the lady from the subway?
Whatever you need, going forward.
Whatever you need, going forward.
When his breakfast was not waiting for him.
When his breakfast was not waiting for him.
When I was eight years old, the mean old lady that lived next door died.
When I was eight years old, the mean old lady that lived next door died.
When it comes to these ghosts, we'll take it from here.
When it comes to these ghosts, we'll take it from here.
When the Fourth Cataclysm begins,
When the Fourth Cataclysm begins,
When these barriers are destroyed,
When these barriers are destroyed,
When you don't actually do anything.
When you don't actually do anything.
When you start getting done it's time to get ghost
When you start getting done it's time to get ghost
Where all of the action
Where all of the action
Where are these ghosts coming from?
Where are these ghosts coming from?
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.
Where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.
Whew!
Whew!
Which I have been denied.
Which I have been denied.
Who actually thwarted the attack?
Who actually thwarted the attack?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you? Who are these people?
Who are you? Who are these people?
Who can you call?
Who can you call?
Who cares if you impress him?
Who cares if you impress him?
Who cares what anybody else is saying about us?
Who cares what anybody else is saying about us?
Who is that?
Who is that?
Who the shit is this?
Who the shit is this?
Who thought it would be funny to put Earl in that old lady's back?
Who thought it would be funny to put Earl in that old lady's back?
Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's the flying beefcake?
Who's the flying beefcake?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa. Did you see that?
Whoa. Did you see that?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! They roll up to my house
Whoo! They roll up to my house
Why am I so flattered that that weird little sociopath bought our book?
Why am I so flattered that that weird little sociopath bought our book?
Why are there ghosts in New York?
Why are there ghosts in New York?
Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?
Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?
Why don't I see ghosts flying around everywhere?
Why don't I see ghosts flying around everywhere?
Why don't you call and make an appointment?
Why don't you call and make an appointment?
Why don't you hold while I connect you to someone who might care.
Why don't you hold while I connect you to someone who might care.
Why?
Why?
Will be flogged within an inch of their life and then left on the street to die like a pig.
Will be flogged within an inch of their life and then left on the street to die like a pig.
With a suit on and you get so cocky.
With a suit on and you get so cocky.
With your pranks?
With your pranks?
WOMAN ON TV: The mayor's itinerary has been set.
WOMAN ON TV: The mayor's itinerary has been set.
WOMAN: And did you try adjusting the thermostat before placing this call?
WOMAN: And did you try adjusting the thermostat before placing this call?
Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes?
Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! We need more juice.
Wow! We need more juice.
Wow. (LAUGHS)
Wow. (LAUGHS)
Y'all gon' make me act a fool...
Y'all gon' make me act a fool...
Yeah, great work, fellas.
Yeah, great work, fellas.
Yeah, I can think of seven good uses of a cadaver today.
Yeah, I can think of seven good uses of a cadaver today.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I plan to, after this.
Yeah, I plan to, after this.
Yeah, just make sure you're recording it.
Yeah, just make sure you're recording it.
Yeah, that is an awesome hat.
Yeah, that is an awesome hat.
Yeah, that stuff went everywhere, by the way, in every crack.
Yeah, that stuff went everywhere, by the way, in every crack.
Yeah, you do see how this might make us look bad, right?
Yeah, you do see how this might make us look bad, right?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I heard something really weird.
Yeah. I heard something really weird.
Yeah. It's hard to shine that penny, but yeah.
Yeah. It's hard to shine that penny, but yeah.
Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up, you know, in those dumb awards.
Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up, you know, in those dumb awards.
Yeah. Like Patrick Swayze.
Yeah. Like Patrick Swayze.
Years later, when a new owner moved in,
Years later, when a new owner moved in,
Years of hard work.
Years of hard work.
Yep, you sure can.
Yep, you sure can.
Yes, he would love to meet you.
Yes, he would love to meet you.
Yes, I know who you are, Bennie. Can I just...
Yes, I know who you are, Bennie. Can I just...
Yes, no, I was saying it'd be dumb not to go after awards,
Yes, no, I was saying it'd be dumb not to go after awards,
Yes, please, have a seat.
Yes, please, have a seat.
Yes, well, I'm very proud.
Yes, well, I'm very proud.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes? Did you...
Yes? Did you...
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Hold my hand longer.
Yes. Hold my hand longer.
Yes. Princeton. More like Prince tons of dummies go there. (LAUGHS)
Yes. Princeton. More like Prince tons of dummies go there. (LAUGHS)
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yo, that's where you wanted us to shoot, right?
Yo, that's where you wanted us to shoot, right?
Yo, what about that nuclear thing on top of the car?
Yo, what about that nuclear thing on top of the car?
Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!
Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!
You ain't rapped long enough to be foolin ' with me
You ain't rapped long enough to be foolin ' with me
You are a genius, Patty.
You are a genius, Patty.
You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?
You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?
You are killing me. Erin.
You are killing me. Erin.
You can get your kicks, but I'll get mine first
You can get your kicks, but I'll get mine first
You can imagine Sir Aldridge entertaining his wealthy guests.
You can imagine Sir Aldridge entertaining his wealthy guests.
You can't do that, Holtzy!
You can't do that, Holtzy!
You didn't check?
You didn't check?
You didn't tell me about a book that you wrote,
You didn't tell me about a book that you wrote,
You didn't think I was gone when there's so much left to do, did you, Abby?
You didn't think I was gone when there's so much left to do, did you, Abby?
You don't know. I'll tell you what.
You don't know. I'll tell you what.
You drive a hearse with a ghost on it,
You drive a hearse with a ghost on it,
You found my pipe.
You found my pipe.
You get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car!
You get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car!
You guys put all that gooey stuff on the floor.
You guys put all that gooey stuff on the floor.
You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death.
You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death.
You hate to see the smart ones go bad.
You hate to see the smart ones go bad.
You have a good day with your crazy ass.
You have a good day with your crazy ass.
You have a good day, all right?
You have a good day, all right?
You have been bullied your entire life.
You have been bullied your entire life.
You have done this before, right?
You have done this before, right?
You have to evacuate the city!
You have to evacuate the city!
You have to get out of the city!
You have to get out of the city!
You have to shut down the power to the whole city!
You have to shut down the power to the whole city!
You have to stop kissing this.
You have to stop kissing this.
You just stood there during the most humiliating moment of my life.
You just stood there during the most humiliating moment of my life.
You know how many lives you saved?
You know how many lives you saved?
You know how that goes.
You know how that goes.
You know that we only comprehend about 4% of the universe.
You know that we only comprehend about 4% of the universe.
You know they make smaller headphones now, right?
You know they make smaller headphones now, right?
You know what I'm saying, like, just a wind...
You know what I'm saying, like, just a wind...
You know what we're gonna do, ladies?
You know what we're gonna do, ladies?
You know what, as you can see, the mayor is very busy.
You know what, as you can see, the mayor is very busy.
You know what, guys? I think we can really do this.
You know what, guys? I think we can really do this.
You know what, it was probably Ed. And the guy who didn't poop his pants.
You know what, it was probably Ed. And the guy who didn't poop his pants.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? I got to get this thing on film.
You know what? I got to get this thing on film.
You know what? I think it's not always about the end result.
You know what? I think it's not always about the end result.
You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you,
You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you,
You know what? It's a sweater. I made a mistake.
You know what? It's a sweater. I made a mistake.
You know what? They don't know what they're talking about.
You know what? They don't know what they're talking about.
You know what? We should probably let them just work this out.
You know what? We should probably let them just work this out.
You know what? You come with me.
You know what? You come with me.
You know what? You don't have to keep fiddling with it.
You know what? You don't have to keep fiddling with it.
You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.
You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.
You know, and she was beautiful.
You know, and she was beautiful.
You know, fun fact about this place,
You know, fun fact about this place,
You know, his technology's not that different from ours.
You know, his technology's not that different from ours.
You know, I just thought the floating hot dog implies that a ghost is holding it.
You know, I just thought the floating hot dog implies that a ghost is holding it.
You know, it's really easy to just sit there and be the naysayer,
You know, it's really easy to just sit there and be the naysayer,
You know, talk to other people, and we will hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?
You know, talk to other people, and we will hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?
You know, these Ghostbusters are creating an unnecessary panic
You know, these Ghostbusters are creating an unnecessary panic
You know, to be honest with you,
You know, to be honest with you,
You know, up above us was the old New York prison.
You know, up above us was the old New York prison.
You know, we need to be better prepared, just in case.
You know, we need to be better prepared, just in case.
You know, we should probably start with a very important question
You know, we should probably start with a very important question
You know, you don't usually think about the amount of urine smell.
You know, you don't usually think about the amount of urine smell.
You may guess when you see your desk later. Okay.
You may guess when you see your desk later. Okay.
You need some food. Your moods have been real bad, yo.
You need some food. Your moods have been real bad, yo.
You opened the basement door. You tried to freak me out.
You opened the basement door. You tried to freak me out.
You put one of these on, you won't get slimed again.
You put one of these on, you won't get slimed again.
You put our book online without my permission.
You put our book online without my permission.
You see, I think you're an asset to modern physics,
You see, I think you're an asset to modern physics,
You should be dancing, yeah
You should be dancing, yeah
You spell science with a Y ''.
You spell science with a Y ''.
You stay away from Taft.
You stay away from Taft.
You stopped in to get a sandwich?
You stopped in to get a sandwich?
You think they got genitals in there? Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?
You think they got genitals in there? Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?
You truly scare me. I just want to let you know that.
You truly scare me. I just want to let you know that.
You want to see it?
You want to see it?
You were looking for a place to explore the unknown.
You were looking for a place to explore the unknown.
You were never invited!
You were never invited!
You'll be doing fine once the music starts
You'll be doing fine once the music starts
You'll never guess.
You'll never guess.
You're breaking on a daily basis?
You're breaking on a daily basis?
You're endangering everyone in the city!
You're endangering everyone in the city!
You're Erin Gilbert, right?
You're Erin Gilbert, right?
You're gonna die in there.
You're gonna die in there.
You're hired. (LAUGHS)
You're hired. (LAUGHS)
You're in.
You're in.
You're making a reverse tractor beam?
You're making a reverse tractor beam?
You're mouthy. I like that.
You're mouthy. I like that.
You're not supposed to listen to what crazy people write
You're not supposed to listen to what crazy people write
You're only dean now because the last dean went to jail.
You're only dean now because the last dean went to jail.
You're right. I'm sorry.
You're right. I'm sorry.
You're standing in the acid.
You're standing in the acid.
You've caught a ghost. I can't see it.
You've caught a ghost. I can't see it.
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Your dog's name is My Cat?
Your dog's name is My Cat?
4%!
4%!
6th and 26th. 6th and 26th. Okay.
6th and 26th. 6th and 26th. Okay.
...is... ...normal.
...is... ...normal.
(ABBY WHOOPS) (HOLTZMANN BABBLING EXCITEDLY)
(ABBY WHOOPS) (HOLTZMANN BABBLING EXCITEDLY)
(BURPS) (GROANING)
(BURPS) (GROANING)
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
(CLEARS THROAT) Hi. Excuse me. Hold on.
(CLEARS THROAT) Hi. Excuse me. Hold on.
(DEVICE WHIRRING) Whoo!
(DEVICE WHIRRING) Whoo!
(ENGINE STARTS) Oh, really?
(ENGINE STARTS) Oh, really?
(GASPS) (SCREECHING)
(GASPS) (SCREECHING)
(GROWLS) Okay, this is not good.
(GROWLS) Okay, this is not good.
(GUITAR PLAYING) Ha!
(GUITAR PLAYING) Ha!
(HAND THUDS) Break the barrier.
(HAND THUDS) Break the barrier.
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) (CROWD CHEERING)
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) (CROWD CHEERING)
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God, we saw a ghost!
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God, we saw a ghost!
(MUSIC STOPS) Ooh.
(MUSIC STOPS) Ooh.
(OFFICERS SHOUTING) (GUNS COCKING)
(OFFICERS SHOUTING) (GUNS COCKING)
(PHONE RINGING) I'm joining the club.
(PHONE RINGING) I'm joining the club.
(QUIET THUMP) Ow.
(QUIET THUMP) Ow.
(RUMBLING GROWS LOUDER) ERIN: Can you hear it?
(RUMBLING GROWS LOUDER) ERIN: Can you hear it?
(SCREECHING) 'Cause you're looking for more
(SCREECHING) 'Cause you're looking for more
(SIGHS) (CREAKING)
(SIGHS) (CREAKING)
(SIGHS) Oh, my God. What's this place called again?
(SIGHS) Oh, my God. What's this place called again?
(SIREN WAILING) ABBY: Hey!
(SIREN WAILING) ABBY: Hey!
(SIZZLING) (GARRET GASPS)
(SIZZLING) (GARRET GASPS)
(SNICKERS) ERIN: It's my fault, anyway.
(SNICKERS) ERIN: It's my fault, anyway.
(SPRAY PAINT HISSES) Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real?
(SPRAY PAINT HISSES) Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real?
(SQUEAKING POP) (GASPS)
(SQUEAKING POP) (GASPS)
(STAMMERS) No, no, no... You got a... PATTY: Nope.
(STAMMERS) No, no, no... You got a... PATTY: Nope.
(STUTTERS) What EVP? No. Not... There's no EVP.
(STUTTERS) What EVP? No. Not... There's no EVP.
(TRAIN HORN BLOWS) You guys might want to hurry up.
(TRAIN HORN BLOWS) You guys might want to hurry up.
(WHOOPING) (SIREN WAILING)
(WHOOPING) (SIREN WAILING)
(WHOOSHING) (ABBY LAUGHS)
(WHOOSHING) (ABBY LAUGHS)
(WOMAN SCREAMING) (DOOR RATTLING)
(WOMAN SCREAMING) (DOOR RATTLING)
(WOMAN TALKING EXCITEDLY) Whee, oh, slow down. I... What...
(WOMAN TALKING EXCITEDLY) Whee, oh, slow down. I... What...
(WOMEN GASP) (GROWLS)
(WOMEN GASP) (GROWLS)
A ghost? Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?
A ghost? Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?
Abby, hang on! I'm coming! What is she doing?
Abby, hang on! I'm coming! What is she doing?
ABBY: Come inside. I'm part of the team.
ABBY: Come inside. I'm part of the team.
ABBY: Hey, hey! Wait!
ABBY: Hey, hey! Wait!
ABBY: Not you, Phil. Erin!
ABBY: Not you, Phil. Erin!
ABBY: You know what? Hmm?
ABBY: You know what? Hmm?
Across the board! It's four! Abby, Abby...
Across the board! It's four! Abby, Abby...
Ah, Kev. That's...
Ah, Kev. That's...
Ah, not my slippers. HOLTZMANN: It's hydrochloric acid.
Ah, not my slippers. HOLTZMANN: It's hydrochloric acid.
Aim the barrel at him. (GROWLING)
Aim the barrel at him. (GROWLING)
All right. Don't do that.
All right. Don't do that.
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
All stolen. No...
All stolen. No...
Also, here, why don't you take this. Yeah?
Also, here, why don't you take this. Yeah?
An AP xH shift. Yes! Shift.
An AP xH shift. Yes! Shift.
and isotopic decay. Isotopic decay.
and isotopic decay. Isotopic decay.
And we're not frauds. No.
And we're not frauds. No.
And we're not frauds. No.
And we're not frauds. No.
And who is on top? The instructor.
And who is on top? The instructor.
Anyway, I got the website up. Oh.
Anyway, I got the website up. Oh.
Aw, my favorite acid. It's okay. I'll get it. I'll get it.
Aw, my favorite acid. It's okay. I'll get it. I'll get it.
Boo. (SCREAMS)
Boo. (SCREAMS)
Buddy. (SNAPS FINGERS) Yes, I can, boss.
Buddy. (SNAPS FINGERS) Yes, I can, boss.
But I'm saying the cat's already out. I know. I know it's out.
But I'm saying the cat's already out. I know. I know it's out.
But that's why they have that saying. ABBY: It's a nonsense saying.
But that's why they have that saying. ABBY: It's a nonsense saying.
But, Patty, there... Hey. I'm tired.
But, Patty, there... Hey. I'm tired.
Bye, Patty! (GROANS)
Bye, Patty! (GROANS)
Can I help you? Yes. Hi.
Can I help you? Yes. Hi.
Come on, move! Move!
Come on, move! Move!
Come on! This is what... You're right, you're right.
Come on! This is what... You're right, you're right.
Conductors of the Metaphysical... KEVIN: Okay.
Conductors of the Metaphysical... KEVIN: Okay.
Darling, that's wonderful. I know.
Darling, that's wonderful. I know.
Did you hear the news? Tell me.
Did you hear the news? Tell me.
Didn't I tell you? Is he down here all the time?
Didn't I tell you? Is he down here all the time?
Doctor... No. No.
Doctor... No. No.
Downtown? ERIN: Yes, yes. In here.
Downtown? ERIN: Yes, yes. In here.
Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit. Hmm.
Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit. Hmm.
Ed Mulgrave? Yes.
Ed Mulgrave? Yes.
Erin, sweetheart. Hi. Hello, Phil.
Erin, sweetheart. Hi. Hello, Phil.
ERIN: Okay. Jesus.
ERIN: Okay. Jesus.
ERIN: This isn't working! Wow!
ERIN: This isn't working! Wow!
ERIN: Um... Oh.
ERIN: Um... Oh.
Erin... I'm sorry!
Erin... I'm sorry!
EVP is electro... Electro voice phenomenon.
EVP is electro... Electro voice phenomenon.
Excellent point. Mmm hmm.
Excellent point. Mmm hmm.
Excuse me, maintenance man. Mrs. Ponner.
Excuse me, maintenance man. Mrs. Ponner.
Excuse me! Stop resisting.
Excuse me! Stop resisting.
Excuse me? I'm sorry. That's the rent?
Excuse me? I'm sorry. That's the rent?
Funny. Erin, we have to... This is not funny.
Funny. Erin, we have to... This is not funny.
Gear up, you guys. No, you're not. Don't.
Gear up, you guys. No, you're not. Don't.
Get it, get it! ERIN: Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
Get it, get it! ERIN: Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
Get your ass up out of here. Come on.
Get your ass up out of here. Come on.
Ghosts, they're real! (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ghosts, they're real! (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
God, did you see that? (LAUGHING)
God, did you see that? (LAUGHING)
God! Are you kidding me? What?
God! Are you kidding me? What?
God. (RINGING CONTINUES)
God. (RINGING CONTINUES)
Going to take off... ABBY: Come on, Patty. Patty!
Going to take off... ABBY: Come on, Patty. Patty!
Good bye. (HOLTZMANN SCREAMS)
Good bye. (HOLTZMANN SCREAMS)
Good morning, Jack. Hi.
Good morning, Jack. Hi.
Grab it, grab it. Wait.
Grab it, grab it. Wait.
Ha! (HORN HONKING)
Ha! (HORN HONKING)
He just started figuring out the phones! Yeah.
He just started figuring out the phones! Yeah.
He won't notice. No.
He won't notice. No.
He's with the Council for Logic and Data. Okay.
He's with the Council for Logic and Data. Okay.
Hell yeah! (LAUGHS)
Hell yeah! (LAUGHS)
Here is your coffee, Abby. Thank you.
Here is your coffee, Abby. Thank you.
Here we go. PATTY: Here we go.
Here we go. PATTY: Here we go.
Hi. (GROWLING)
Hi. (GROWLING)
Hi. (MAN WHOOPS)
Hi. (MAN WHOOPS)
Hi. PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm.
Hi. PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm.
Hi. Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi. Hi.
HOLTZMANN: He woke up yesterday. Great.
HOLTZMANN: He woke up yesterday. Great.
HOLTZMANN: Slap me. (LAUGHING) Okay.
HOLTZMANN: Slap me. (LAUGHING) Okay.
HOLTZMANN: The Mercado. Mercado. It's Spanish for table.
HOLTZMANN: The Mercado. Mercado. It's Spanish for table.
HOLTZMANN: Yeah. What? Come here. I need your snoot on this.
HOLTZMANN: Yeah. What? Come here. I need your snoot on this.
HOLTZMANN: Yes! Oh, God!
HOLTZMANN: Yes! Oh, God!
Holtzmann! Ready?
Holtzmann! Ready?
Holtzmann? Yup.
Holtzmann? Yup.
How about it, Erin? It's my treat. (KISSES)
How about it, Erin? It's my treat. (KISSES)
Hurry, hurry! Run!
Hurry, hurry! Run!
I can't. It's in the fish tank. Uh, no.
I can't. It's in the fish tank. Uh, no.
I combined a couple of Swayze movies. ERIN: Yeah.
I combined a couple of Swayze movies. ERIN: Yeah.
I don't know what I was thinking. All right.
I don't know what I was thinking. All right.
I don't know, guys. I don't know. Come on, Erin.
I don't know, guys. I don't know. Come on, Erin.
I don't like you either! We got to save our energy.
I don't like you either! We got to save our energy.
I don't... (SIGHS) Okay.
I don't... (SIGHS) Okay.
I got to try to keep that in mind. Yeah.
I got to try to keep that in mind. Yeah.
I love you. Man!
I love you. Man!
I mean, like, biblically bad. Get on it. (RADIO STATIC CRACKLES)
I mean, like, biblically bad. Get on it. (RADIO STATIC CRACKLES)
I thought it was Devo. (MUSIC STOPS)
I thought it was Devo. (MUSIC STOPS)
I tried. Poorly.
I tried. Poorly.
I wanted to introduce these people to him. ABBY: Hi there.
I wanted to introduce these people to him. ABBY: Hi there.
I will slap you as... (BOTH GRUNT)
I will slap you as... (BOTH GRUNT)
I'll let you. I'll let you. Next time.
I'll let you. I'll let you. Next time.
I'll take a visual. No! I can't let him.
I'll take a visual. No! I can't let him.
in a sad grab for fame. It's fine.
in a sad grab for fame. It's fine.
Is that... Patty's uncle.
Is that... Patty's uncle.
It is, isn't it? It is. I'm sorry.
It is, isn't it? It is. I'm sorry.
It's 2040. What?
It's 2040. What?
It's devastating. (SIGHS)
It's devastating. (SIGHS)
It's fine. (ABBY CHUCKLES)
It's fine. (ABBY CHUCKLES)
It's loud. (CHUCKLES) It's loud.
It's loud. (CHUCKLES) It's loud.
It's not fun. All right.
It's not fun. All right.
It's not working at all, but thank you. (CHUCKLES)
It's not working at all, but thank you. (CHUCKLES)
It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth. Girl. Please.
It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth. Girl. Please.
Jesus. ABBY: Wow. Soiling.
Jesus. ABBY: Wow. Soiling.
Jesus. ABBY: Wow. Soiling.
Jesus. ABBY: Wow. Soiling.
Just glad you okay, man. Kevin!
Just glad you okay, man. Kevin!
Kevin, come inside! Kevin.
Kevin, come inside! Kevin.
Let's do this! Go, go.
Let's do this! Go, go.
Let's go see your new home. (ABBY CHUCKLES)
Let's go see your new home. (ABBY CHUCKLES)
Let's go. Let's go...
Let's go. Let's go...
Ley lines. Ley lines.
Ley lines. Ley lines.
Look at his ears. Yes, I see.
Look at his ears. Yes, I see.
Look at how high! Look at the amazing spread!
Look at how high! Look at the amazing spread!
Man, he rip that... And you're like, Get it off me.
Man, he rip that... And you're like, Get it off me.
MAN: Do it, do it, do it. 'Cause I am...
MAN: Do it, do it, do it. 'Cause I am...
MAN: Hey, come on, man. I'm sorry. Sorry.
MAN: Hey, come on, man. I'm sorry. Sorry.
maybe a couple of logos for us. Uh huh.
maybe a couple of logos for us. Uh huh.
Mayor. MAYOR BRADLEY: Oh!
Mayor. MAYOR BRADLEY: Oh!
Me? Ignore you? Yeah.
Me? Ignore you? Yeah.
My God! (SHUSHES) I know!
My God! (SHUSHES) I know!
No, I'm okay. ABBY: Don't.
No, I'm okay. ABBY: Don't.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
No, no, no... ERIN: Listen...
No, no, no... ERIN: Listen...
No, no. I was there. She was cut in half. There's two women.
No, no. I was there. She was cut in half. There's two women.
No, of course it wasn't perfect. (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
No, of course it wasn't perfect. (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
No, that is a deadly high five. No.
No, that is a deadly high five. No.
No! God, no! We will all die. Turn to ash from the inside out.
No! God, no! We will all die. Turn to ash from the inside out.
No. HOLTZMANN: Hey, ladies,
No. HOLTZMANN: Hey, ladies,
No. Sexy.
No. Sexy.
Now is not the time to be messing with... No.
Now is not the time to be messing with... No.
OFFICER: Go! Go! Moving out! (SIRENS WAILING)
OFFICER: Go! Go! Moving out! (SIRENS WAILING)
OFFICER: What? You need to come with us.
OFFICER: What? You need to come with us.
Oh, boy. And I can just...
Oh, boy. And I can just...
Oh, come on. PATTY: You know what?
Oh, come on. PATTY: You know what?
Oh, damn. I think we may look like chew toys to him.
Oh, damn. I think we may look like chew toys to him.
Oh, God, it stinks. Just a big, beautiful dummy.
Oh, God, it stinks. Just a big, beautiful dummy.
Oh, guys, we got to get a car. PATTY: Come on, baby.
Oh, guys, we got to get a car. PATTY: Come on, baby.
Oh, I just like them. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Oh, I just like them. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Oh, man. ABBY: Kevin!
Oh, man. ABBY: Kevin!
Oh, my God, help me. Hi, Patty.
Oh, my God, help me. Hi, Patty.
Oh, my God! Look at... Look at it!
Oh, my God! Look at... Look at it!
Oh, my God. Just pull the... We're wasting time.
Oh, my God. Just pull the... We're wasting time.
Oh, thank you. That's very nice. All right.
Oh, thank you. That's very nice. All right.
Oh, that one. Yep.
Oh, that one. Yep.
Oh, uh... Uh...
Oh, uh... Uh...
Oh, you didn't... Oh. I can do it live if you want.
Oh, you didn't... Oh. I can do it live if you want.
Oh! Hold on!
Oh! Hold on!
Oh! No!
Oh! No!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh. (ABBY EXHALES)
Oh. (ABBY EXHALES)
Oh. Erin.
Oh. Erin.
Oh. She was almost hired by CERN.
Oh. She was almost hired by CERN.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh... ERIN: Come on!
Oh... ERIN: Come on!
Okay, Erin, come here. ABBY: Let me document this.
Okay, Erin, come here. ABBY: Let me document this.
Okay, light him up! No, don't shoot.
Okay, light him up! No, don't shoot.
Okay, please. It's this one.
Okay, please. It's this one.
Okay, ready? Oh, no.
Okay, ready? Oh, no.
Okay, that's clearer. MAN: Yeah.
Okay, that's clearer. MAN: Yeah.
Okay, you can go. All right.
Okay, you can go. All right.
Okay. Kevin. Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Okay. Kevin. Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Okay. PHIL: Erin!
Okay. PHIL: Erin!
Okay. All right. I'd love to get that back to the lab.
Okay. All right. I'd love to get that back to the lab.
Okay. That... (ERIN SHUDDERS)
Okay. That... (ERIN SHUDDERS)
Okay. Well, we should probably... Hmm.
Okay. Well, we should probably... Hmm.
One? No.
One? No.
Ooh! Oh!
Ooh! Oh!
Open the box! And one. Okay!
Open the box! And one. Okay!
Ouch. ERIN: Oh!
Ouch. ERIN: Oh!
Our president is a plant. Oh, my God!
Our president is a plant. Oh, my God!
Patty does wear big earrings. Patty.
Patty does wear big earrings. Patty.
PATTY: No, in the portal. Ah, huh...
PATTY: No, in the portal. Ah, huh...
PATTY: Oh, my God. We got to get 'em out of there.
PATTY: Oh, my God. We got to get 'em out of there.
physical results. (PHONE RINGING)
physical results. (PHONE RINGING)
Pick me up! All right, put me down!
Pick me up! All right, put me down!
Plus Patty. Thank you.
Plus Patty. Thank you.
Point Break. He was a...
Point Break. He was a...
Power us up. Okay.
Power us up. Okay.
Pull it out. Oh.
Pull it out. Oh.
Put it... Put it down... Oh, my God. Fired!
Put it... Put it down... Oh, my God. Fired!
Really? (CAMERA CLICKS)
Really? (CAMERA CLICKS)
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
REPORTER 2: Ms. Lynch! What? Wait, why?
REPORTER 2: Ms. Lynch! What? Wait, why?
REPORTER 2: Ms. Lynch! What? Wait, why?
REPORTER 2: Ms. Lynch! What? Wait, why?
REPORTER 3: Is New York in trouble? Everything is fine.
REPORTER 3: Is New York in trouble? Everything is fine.
Right here. This. Yep.
Right here. This. Yep.
Salad. Salad.
Salad. Salad.
She loves that. Is that by DeBarge?
She loves that. Is that by DeBarge?
So it's hard to put the cat back in. It's not impossible.
So it's hard to put the cat back in. It's not impossible.
So you're gonna want to plant your feet firm. Okay.
So you're gonna want to plant your feet firm. Okay.
Sound familiar? (ABBY GROANING)
Sound familiar? (ABBY GROANING)
Sure. All right. Thank you.
Sure. All right. Thank you.
Thank you for requesting this. I...
Thank you for requesting this. I...
Thank you. But...
Thank you. But...
Thank you. Nice.
Thank you. Nice.
Thanks for all you've done, ladies. Thank you very much.
Thanks for all you've done, ladies. Thank you very much.
Thanks. No worries.
Thanks. No worries.
that does a little dance. You know what?
that does a little dance. You know what?
That is strange. That is not what he said.
That is strange. That is not what he said.
That was really good. We actually...
That was really good. We actually...
That was... I'm a little proud of us. Uh oh. Yes.
That was... I'm a little proud of us. Uh oh. Yes.
That wasn't me. I saw that quite a bit.
That wasn't me. I saw that quite a bit.
That's great. Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.
That's great. Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.
That's what we believe in. Yes, we do!
That's what we believe in. Yes, we do!
That's... Don't have to clean them anymore.
That's... Don't have to clean them anymore.
The eyes. All right, Holtzmann.
The eyes. All right, Holtzmann.
The rent is $21,000 a month. Fuck you.
The rent is $21,000 a month. Fuck you.
They're gonna want it back. I thought this stuff was yours.
They're gonna want it back. I thought this stuff was yours.
This is what you're wearing? What?
This is what you're wearing? What?
Two? No.
Two? No.
Uh, at the subway, right here. ERIN: Okay.
Uh, at the subway, right here. ERIN: Okay.
Uh, Ghostbusters. (GROANS)
Uh, Ghostbusters. (GROANS)
Uh, we'll take it. Great.
Uh, we'll take it. Great.
Uh... Their science department
Uh... Their science department
Uh... Chelsea is at 10th Avenue and 18th. 18th. 10th and 18th.
Uh... Chelsea is at 10th Avenue and 18th. 18th. 10th and 18th.
Um, seeing anyone? ERIN: Yeah.
Um, seeing anyone? ERIN: Yeah.
Um... What?
Um... What?
Um... Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry. (RINGING CONTINUES)
Um... Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry. (RINGING CONTINUES)
Wait, what? What? I don't want to talk to him.
Wait, what? What? I don't want to talk to him.
Wait, you have it? (ABBY EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
Wait, you have it? (ABBY EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
Wait, you're going? HOLTZMANN: I got the pack.
Wait, you're going? HOLTZMANN: I got the pack.
Wait. Did you say 6th and 26th? Yeah. Wailing spirits, 6th and 26th.
Wait. Did you say 6th and 26th? Yeah. Wailing spirits, 6th and 26th.
Watch it! Stop, Kev.
Watch it! Stop, Kev.
Way to go, Kev. Yeah.
Way to go, Kev. Yeah.
We all did it. ABBY: Well, uh...
We all did it. ABBY: Well, uh...
We all did it. We all did it.
We all did it. We all did it.
We are legitimate scientists. Let me interrupt you.
We are legitimate scientists. Let me interrupt you.
We did it, huh? Yeah.
We did it, huh? Yeah.
We did. Yeah. Hello there.
We did. Yeah. Hello there.
We got a ghost in there. Whoo!
We got a ghost in there. Whoo!
We got tons of space. Stripper pole!
We got tons of space. Stripper pole!
we just need to convene for a moment. Okay.
we just need to convene for a moment. Okay.
we only got a couple of minutes. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
we only got a couple of minutes. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
We saw a ghost! Yeah, we saw a ghost!
We saw a ghost! Yeah, we saw a ghost!
We saw a ghost. We saw a ghost!
We saw a ghost. We saw a ghost!
We still good for brunch? Nope.
We still good for brunch? Nope.
Welcome aboard. KEVIN: Cool.
Welcome aboard. KEVIN: Cool.
Well, I didn't ask for that. Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream.
Well, I didn't ask for that. Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream.
Well, that's the acid. ABBY: Get back to the eyewash station.
Well, that's the acid. ABBY: Get back to the eyewash station.
Well, then we have that figured out. Okay. That was...
Well, then we have that figured out. Okay. That was...
What do you want? Where's your janitor?
What do you want? Where's your janitor?
What the... (WHIMPERS)
What the... (WHIMPERS)
What! Holtz, open that trap!
What! Holtz, open that trap!
What? Come on, ghosts?
What? Come on, ghosts?
What? It's on Books on Tape, too.
What? It's on Books on Tape, too.
What? Knock it off.
What? Knock it off.
What? Nothing!
What? Nothing!
What? Okay, I vote we don't shoot at that.
What? Okay, I vote we don't shoot at that.
What? Put it down. Carefully.
What? Put it down. Carefully.
What? Unless you ate something weird.
What? Unless you ate something weird.
What? What are you doing?
What? What are you doing?
What? Why?
What? Why?
What? Fission scorch down here? (PKE METER BEEPING)
What? Fission scorch down here? (PKE METER BEEPING)
What? Oh... (BENNIE GROANS)
What? Oh... (BENNIE GROANS)
What? Wait. Why? What?
What? Wait. Why? What?
What? Why? It's too much power.
What? Why? It's too much power.
What's whoa? Yes.
What's whoa? Yes.
Where is that? ABBY: Back by the bathroom. Left.
Where is that? ABBY: Back by the bathroom. Left.
Where you going? Chinatown.
Where you going? Chinatown.
Where'd it go? Where'd it go? There!
Where'd it go? Where'd it go? There!
Who are you guys? Official business.
Who are you guys? Official business.
Who threw him out the window? (SIREN WAILING)
Who threw him out the window? (SIREN WAILING)
Whoa. Okay, okay, okay!
Whoa. Okay, okay, okay!
Whoa. Yeah! Yeah!
Whoa. Yeah! Yeah!
With the balloon? Yeah, straight down the barrel.
With the balloon? Yeah, straight down the barrel.
Worked for... I'm just gonna... Just real quick.
Worked for... I'm just gonna... Just real quick.
Wow, you really got me. ABBY: You know what?
Wow, you really got me. ABBY: You know what?
Yeah, he probably dances real sexy. Uh...
Yeah, he probably dances real sexy. Uh...
Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative. It's really not that hard.
Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative. It's really not that hard.
Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative. It's really not that hard.
Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative. It's really not that hard.
Yeah, I saw it. (BANGING)
Yeah, I saw it. (BANGING)
Yeah, I'll take it. I think it might be the anti terrorism slogan.
Yeah, I'll take it. I think it might be the anti terrorism slogan.
Yeah, I'm getting it all. Okay.
Yeah, I'm getting it all. Okay.
Yeah, I've seen a ghost. You, too?
Yeah, I've seen a ghost. You, too?
Yeah, thank you. There you go.
Yeah, thank you. There you go.
Yeah, that was... That was, like, so real.
Yeah, that was... That was, like, so real.
Yeah, the sugar's in there. Sugar's in it.
Yeah, the sugar's in there. Sugar's in it.
Yeah, you did it. Yep.
Yeah, you did it. Yep.
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
Yeah. And go to town.
Yeah. And go to town.
Yeah. HOLTZMANN: Yeah, we gotta get out there.
Yeah. HOLTZMANN: Yeah, we gotta get out there.
Yeah. It sounds crazy,
Yeah. It sounds crazy,
Yeah. We did.
Yeah. We did.
Yeah. Who can afford that?
Yeah. Who can afford that?
Yeah. Yes, that's smart. Yes.
Yeah. Yes, that's smart. Yes.
Yes, that is very important. Very important.
Yes, that is very important. Very important.
Yes! That's awesome! What?
Yes! That's awesome! What?
Yes. ABBY: (WHISPERS) Erin.
Yes. ABBY: (WHISPERS) Erin.
Yes. Abby!
Yes. Abby!
Yes. I almost got killed.
Yes. I almost got killed.
Yes. I saw that. Did you see that?
Yes. I saw that. Did you see that?
You have sort of a... Okay, I just...
You have sort of a... Okay, I just...
You have the longest arms. Oh.
You have the longest arms. Oh.
You know what? I want to make a toast. (CLINKS GLASS)
You know what? I want to make a toast. (CLINKS GLASS)
You know what? You know what? Right?
You know what? You know what? Right?
You know... Oh, awards are massively important.
You know... Oh, awards are massively important.
You might just get your wish, Patty. ERIN: No way.
You might just get your wish, Patty. ERIN: No way.
You shoot like girls. 12 o'clock!
You shoot like girls. 12 o'clock!
You talking like a boat? Can you speak English?
You talking like a boat? Can you speak English?
You want to go find some ghosts? Yes.
You want to go find some ghosts? Yes.
You want to see them? ABBY: Now is your moment.
You want to see them? ABBY: Now is your moment.
You were right. THOMAS: You know...
You were right. THOMAS: You know...
Your credentials are impeccable. Thank you, Pat.
Your credentials are impeccable. Thank you, Pat.
'cause I don't enjoy any of you, especially you.
'cause I don't enjoy any of you, especially you.
'Cause that's a creepy ass Macy's Parade.
'Cause that's a creepy ass Macy's Parade.
'cause that's where science really shines.
'cause that's where science really shines.
'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!
'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!
'Cause, otherwise, there'd be mass hysteria.
'Cause, otherwise, there'd be mass hysteria.
'Ey. Look at me. Stop.
'Ey. Look at me. Stop.
'Kay, girls?
'Kay, girls?
(ABBY AND PATTY LAUGHING)
(ABBY AND PATTY LAUGHING)
(ABBY CLEARS THROAT)
(ABBY CLEARS THROAT)
(ABBY GASPS)
(ABBY GASPS)
(ABBY GROANS)
(ABBY GROANS)
(ABBY LAUGHING)
(ABBY LAUGHING)
(ABBY LAUGHS)
(ABBY LAUGHS)
(ABBY MOANING SPOOKILY)
(ABBY MOANING SPOOKILY)
(ABBY SCREAMING)
(ABBY SCREAMING)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL GROANING)
(ALL GROANING)
(ALL GRUNT)
(ALL GRUNT)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL WHOOPING)
(ALL WHOOPING)
(ALL YELLING)
(ALL YELLING)
(BEE GEES' YOU SHOULD BE DANCING PLAYING)
(BEE GEES' YOU SHOULD BE DANCING PLAYING)
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BLOWING)
(BLOWING)
(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)
(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(CACKLING)
(CACKLING)
(CANDLESTICK CLATTERS)
(CANDLESTICK CLATTERS)
(CAR HORN BLARES)
(CAR HORN BLARES)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) Still don't believe me.
(CHUCKLES) Still don't believe me.
(CHUCKLES) That's one of my favorites.
(CHUCKLES) That's one of my favorites.
(CHUCKLING) Whoa. Hey. Man, nobody ordered a Clark Kent strippergram.
(CHUCKLING) Whoa. Hey. Man, nobody ordered a Clark Kent strippergram.
(CLANKS)
(CLANKS)
(CLATTERS)
(CLATTERS)
(CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for stopping by.
(CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for stopping by.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Yes.
(CLICKS TONGUE) Yes.
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CREAKING)
(CREAKING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD GROANS)
(CROWD GROANS)
(CRUNCHING)
(CRUNCHING)
(DEEP CHUCKLING)
(DEEP CHUCKLING)
(DEEP CHUCKLING)
(DEEP CHUCKLING)
(DEEP GROWL)
(DEEP GROWL)
(DEEP GROWLING)
(DEEP GROWLING)
(DOOR CREAKING SOFTLY)
(DOOR CREAKING SOFTLY)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ENGINE REVS)
(ENGINE REVS)
(EQUIPMENT POWERS UP)
(EQUIPMENT POWERS UP)
(ERIN MUMBLES)
(ERIN MUMBLES)
(ERIN PANTING)
(ERIN PANTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES) Let's go.
(EXHALES) Let's go.
(FLAME WHOOSHES)
(FLAME WHOOSHES)
(FRANK SCREAMING)
(FRANK SCREAMING)
(GAGS)
(GAGS)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING) Okay...
(GASPING) Okay...
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GHOST SCREECHES)
(GHOST SCREECHES)
(GHOST WHOOPS)
(GHOST WHOOPS)
(GHOSTBUSTERS BY RAY PARKER JR. PLAYING)
(GHOSTBUSTERS BY RAY PARKER JR. PLAYING)
(GHOSTS CACKLING)
(GHOSTS CACKLING)
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
(GLASS BOTTLE CLINKS)
(GLASS BOTTLE CLINKS)
(GONG RINGS LOUDLY)
(GONG RINGS LOUDLY)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING) I knew he was dumb as a box of rocks.
(GRUNTING) I knew he was dumb as a box of rocks.
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(HELMET WHIRRING QUIETLY)
(HELMET WHIRRING QUIETLY)
(HOLTZMANN LAUGHS)
(HOLTZMANN LAUGHS)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HUMS)
(HUMS)
(IMITATES BIRD CHIRPING)
(IMITATES BIRD CHIRPING)
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Case in point.
(LAUGHS) Case in point.
(LAUGHS) Oh, my gosh.
(LAUGHS) Oh, my gosh.
(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER)
(LIGHTS CRACKLING)
(LIGHTS CRACKLING)
(LOCK CLICKS)
(LOCK CLICKS)
(LOUD WHOOSHING)
(LOUD WHOOSHING)
(MAN CRYING, BABBLING IN SPANISH)
(MAN CRYING, BABBLING IN SPANISH)
(METALLIC RATTLING)
(METALLIC RATTLING)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(NECK CRACKLING)
(NECK CRACKLING)
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING) Mayor Bradley.
(PANTING) Mayor Bradley.
(PATTY GROANS)
(PATTY GROANS)
(PATTY LAUGHING)
(PATTY LAUGHING)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PHONE RINGS)
(PIANO PLAYS MELODY)
(PIANO PLAYS MELODY)
(PKE METER BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(PKE METER BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(PKE METER WHIRRING)
(PKE METER WHIRRING)
(PKE METER WHIRRING)
(PKE METER WHIRRING)
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
(RAPID BEEPING)
(RAPID BEEPING)
(RATTLES)
(RATTLES)
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
(RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT BY DEBARGE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT BY DEBARGE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(ROARS)
(ROWAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(ROWAN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(ROWAN LAUGHING)
(ROWAN LAUGHING)
(RUMBLING STOPS)
(RUMBLING STOPS)
(RUMBLING, WHOOSHING)
(RUMBLING, WHOOSHING)
(SCOFFS) Uh, yeah, it works.
(SCOFFS) Uh, yeah, it works.
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) All right. Well, we know it's down here somewhere.
(SIGHS) All right. Well, we know it's down here somewhere.
(SIGHS) No.
(SIGHS) No.
(SIGHS) Oh, man...
(SIGHS) Oh, man...
(SIGHS) Teaching in the big hall. Big day.
(SIGHS) Teaching in the big hall. Big day.
(SIGHS) What do you want?
(SIGHS) What do you want?
(SIGHS) Your work is more cerebral than I expected.
(SIGHS) Your work is more cerebral than I expected.
(SINGING ON TV) Ghost Jumpers!
(SINGING ON TV) Ghost Jumpers!
(SINGING) Abby, come and get your sandwich
(SINGING) Abby, come and get your sandwich
(SINGING) Come out, come out wherever you are
(SINGING) Come out, come out wherever you are
(SINGING) Separate from innocence The morals we've been fed
(SINGING) Separate from innocence The morals we've been fed
(SINGING) Who you gonna call when you feel all pent up inside your head?
(SINGING) Who you gonna call when you feel all pent up inside your head?
(SINGING) You want some more, you want some more?
(SINGING) You want some more, you want some more?
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
(SLURPING QUIETLY)
(SLURPING QUIETLY)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOFT GROWLING)
(SOFT GROWLING)
(SOFTLY) We do.
(SOFTLY) We do.
(SPITS)
(SPITS)
(SPRAY PAINT HISSES)
(SPRAY PAINT HISSES)
(SPUTTERING)
(SPUTTERING)
(STEAM HISSING)
(STEAM HISSING)
(STUDENT CONTINUES MUTTERING, BANGING ON VENDING MACHINE)
(STUDENT CONTINUES MUTTERING, BANGING ON VENDING MACHINE)
(STUTTERING) Hey!
(STUTTERING) Hey!
(THUMPS)
(THUMPS)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TONGUE CLICKING)
(TONGUE CLICKING)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERS)
(WHIMPERS)
(WHOOPS)
(WHOOPS)
(WHOOPS)
(WHOOPS)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
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