Ghostbusters: Afterlife Edit

A aren't you just a little bit freaked out right now?

A fsh...

A ghost trap.

A god?

A jail inside a jail.

A joke? Mm hm.

A lot of shelf space.

A map. But this...

A new home could be an opportunity to start fresh.

A replica of what? A trap.

A sacrificial death pit.

A soul eating, flame dripping deity of evil.

A town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate,

A whale..

Aah!

Aah! Ah.

About a killer dog happening right over there.

Absolutely.Maybe.

Actually, my grandfather died.

Actually, you could help me with hiding something.

Ah, come on. Not a single bar?

All of a sudden, it started shaking, like an earthquake.

All right, you guys.

All right. Bye.

All right. We're gonna have cocoa inside.

All the members of Ducks Unlimited,

ALL: We're ready to believe you.

Almost done.

Always had to maim somebody.

An outcast, rejected by her peers.

And "the huge psychic tornado"

And bizarre and fascinating?

And blew the roof off of a Manhattan high rise.

And died.

And Ecto 1, our old Cadillac, is gone,

And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about.

And fought back an invading army of the undead.

And gambling on the cure.

And go.

And I think it wants back.

And I wanna be an example of what's possible.

And I went to go hang out with this girl in this mining cage.

And I'm here.

And I've grown it into a thriving global enterprise.

And it has these ancient carvings..

And it seemed like he had a plan.

And just started mauling children.

And just think.

And liable.

And move to a farm in the middle of nowhere?

And now I'm hanging up. Hang on. Please.

And on account of dynamite.

And opened the gates of hell, I think that maybe we, uh..

And smelted everything into cold riveted selenium girders.

And some of us will have rum with it.

And tell me what you ate for breakfast.

And that's probably the number one reason why..

And the bartender's like:

And the Keymaster reunite..

And then I looked down in this giant hole.

And then the other one goes:

And then the porous limestone...

And there were all these photos of me.

And there were lights,

And there will be more.

And together...

And we lost the firehouse.

And you didn't think to ask me?

Another hole?

Anything you want.

Apparently, he almost took the whole tailgate off?

Are they dead?

Are you all right, son?

Are you drunk? Or are you just really bored?

Are you even paying attention?

Are you going to that thing later?

Are you kidding? That's horrible advice.

Are you okay? Yeah, I.. Yeah.

Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah.

Are you prepared to die?

Are you Ray Stantz, the Ghostbuster?

Are you recording me? Yeah, just in case

Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes?

Are you sure this is safe?

Are you sure you didn't see, like, a raccoon

Are you telling me this place is worthless?

Are you the Keymaster?

Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?

Are you using three? Yeah.

Are you?

Are you? Yeah.

Are you...

At Flushing Meadow in 1964.

Aw, your mustache is really coming in.

Aztec death whistle. Can I keep it?

Basically, when you think about it.

Because I think I can see you falling asleep.

Because the world was coming to an end.

Because they make up everything.

Began leaping down the mine shaft to their death.

Between us, I only zapped the guys.

Blue velvet?

BOTH: Hi.

BOTH: My name's Trevor.

BOY: It's not funny.

BOY: It's not funny. What are you doing here

Bravo.

Bridge!

Bummer.

But all I see are reminders

But busting ghosts with the guys...

But I will always be a Ghostbuster.

But if you give me a week to settle loose ends,

But imagine Beethoven if he contracted rabies

But in that one moment, they can power hundreds of traps.

But never seeding, never watering,

But Oklahoma never had earthquakes. For centuries.

But science is amazing. Science is pure.

But the distinct smell of evil...

But then we saved the world, so...

But then, between 2010 and 2016, they had like a thousand.

But this is a tectonic earthquake.

But what about our stuff? The Ecto 1?

But what is her secret?

But yeah.

But you look good behind bars.

But, no, you always had to vanquish and conquer.

But, um, I found this gem in the teachers' lounge.

By an unseen dark force.

Call the professionals. ALL: Ghostbusters.

Callie Spengler.

CALLIE: Come on! Bus leaves in 15!

CALLIE: Here's the dining room.

CALLIE: Nice.

CALLIE: Phoebe?

CALLIE: Thank you. It sounds crazy,

CALLIE: Thanks, Pheebs.

Callie.

Can hold a charge for one moment.

Can I have this?

Can I help you?

Can you imagine who they've got teaching summer school?

Can you juggle?

Can you stop breathing in my ear?

CHUCKY: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?

Clearly. Well, this is the pattern in Summerville.

Closer.Okay.

Come on, darling.

Come on, keep it straight.

Come on, Phoebe.

Come on, what are you waiting for?

Come on, you can do this.[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Coming back here, crawling back to me.

Coming in hot!

Cool place.

Cool, cool. All right.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

CROWD [CHANTING]: Ghostbusters!

Damn it.

Definitely Class Five.

Destroying expensive property.

Did I hit it?

Did you catch anything?

Did you mark the cards?[CHUCKLES] No.

Did your dad abandon your family

Dirt Farmer had a family?

Dirt Farmer had a family?

Dirt Farmer's family. It's true.

Dirt? It was my father's.

DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]: All units,

Do you experience feelings of dread

Do you experience feelings of dread

Do you feel that? Yeah.

Do you guys hear that?

Do you know how to drive? PHOEBE: He doesn't.

Do you see the circles? Yes.

Do you wanna be my lab partner?

Does everyone do this? Yeah, it's important.

Does that seem so hard to believe?

Doing some painting? Mm, yeah.

Don't be afraid to just start a conversation.

Don't be yourself.

Don't go chasing ghosts.

Don't wait another minute.

Don't worry.

Don't you think he had a reason?

Don't you think your father came out here for a reason?

Dream job. Mm hm.

Dude, he's in a coffin.

Dude, that was great. Dude, that was really cute.

Dude, your grandfather was a legend.

Dude.

Egon Spengler can rot in hell.

Egon Spengler was my grandfather.

Egon started to tell people

Enjoy.

Entertainment value.

Ever seen a spook, specter or ghost?

Ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost?

Everything will remain nice and safe in our impound locker.

Ew, Mom, I'm trying to eat breakfast.

Exactly. These big silos act as a capacitor.

Excuse me.

Experiments.

Expired registration. Speeding.

Fifteen? You're 15?

Figured you for a football coach.

Fine. You can help me sc**** asbestos out of the attic.

First these spirits must possess two human souls.

Flood my psychic powers.

For all I know, that's the language he spoke.

Formally.

Found one.

From herself.

Fun fact: Did you know Summerville

Gatekeeper? If the Gatekeeper

Geometry, that's safe.

Get back. Get back.Mom.

Get in the back.

Get the trap! Okay.

GHOST: Gozer.

Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

Ghosts attack New York City.

Glasses.

Go on "two." One. Two.

Go, go, go![PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

Go, Mom.

Go.

Go. Now.

Goddess of Gods.

Good morning, class. How's everybody doing today?

Good night, Phoebe.

Good try, anyway.

Got anything? No, just more stupid guns.

Got it. You're a genius.

Gozer the Gozerian...[ALL GASP]

Gozer was a Sumerian god

Gozer's protected by two evil spirits.

Great customer though.

Great.

Great. You didn't tell us we inherited a murder house.

Great.Great.

GROOBERSON: The whole city was freaking out.

GROOBERSON: What is this?

Guys?

Has more dead residents than living ones?

Has this ever been cleaned before?

Have you come to offer yourself in sacrifice?

Have you missed us?

Have you or any of your family

He built the mine, foundry, the school, library.

He cleaned us out.

He could barely keep the power on.

He couldn't connect with her, so...

He didn't go nuts.Exactly.

He died last week.

He failed his driver's test three times.

He got spooky. Freaked me out.

He kept rambling about "the rising storm"

He looks fantastic.

He never cared about me.

He phoned me about ten years later,

He sacrificed everything.

He showed me what to do.

He speaks the truth. I was there.

He teaches advertising and promotion.

He was a Ghostbuster.

He was fine with Trevor, but with Phoebe, he just really..

He was right here. He built this.

He was special. He loved science, like me.

He was standing guard, even when no one believed him.

He worked hard, coined a fortune and..

He.. He bought some bizarre shit.

He.. He's my friend.

He's at SUNY Cortland now. He's a professor emeritus.

He's heading for the mountain.

He's not nuts.

He's throwing up the meat! Heh heh heh!

He's...

Heh, no.

Hello again.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Her face is poised.

Her feet are planted.

Here, check this out.

Here?

Hey, Colin.

Hey, don't be yourself.

Hey, dude. We need a ride.

Hey, guys, look.

Hey, hello?

Hey, how are the jokes coming along?

Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am.

Hey, maybe it's a good thing you never met your dad.

Hey, Pheebs, at school today,

Hey, you're awake.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Don't we get a phone call?

Hey. Hi. How...? What brings you here?

Hey. I'm Gary.

Hey. Maybe you will make a friend out here.

Hey..

Hi there.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

His friends.

His life.

His name is Gary Grooberson?

His name is on everything. That's tacky.

His neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps,

History is safe.

Honestly, I don't... It doesn't matter.

Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're broke.

How am I supposed to know?

How did you know that? It's a map of seismic activity.

How do you think we got the pyramids?

How old are you? Seventeen.

How on earth did you build such a small cyclotron?

How rewarding. Super news.

How'd you know how to fix it?

Humpy? TREVOR: Hold on!

I believe in you.

I believe it.

I can fix that!

I can kind of do whatever I want.

I can only think of one way for us to find out.

I can tell them you have a pulse.

I can. I teach here.

I can't believe a place like this still exists.

I can't believe we have to spend a summer in this heap.

I can't believe you used to shock your students.

I can't breathe.

I command you under the National Invasive Species Act

I didn't believe you.

I didn't really know what to put.

I do it for my kids,

I do this. Hmm.

I do. You got a lot of nerve.

I don't believe in ghosts.

I don't do it for me.

I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh! There's something wrong.

I don't have any food.

I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't mean now. Or a anytime soon.

I don't own it.

I don't remember this job being so painful.

I don't think "friendly" qualifies as an experience.

I don't wanna be here either.

I found it in my living room.

I got him!

I gotta come back here for my Halloween episode.

I have a plan.

I have built this temple for you,

I hope so.

I just don't exhibit emotions the same way everyone else does.

I just thought you were being obtuse.

I just tried to keep the bills paid on time,

I just wish she'd relax, you know?

I kind of met my grandfather last night.

I know how many sides there are in a triangle.

I know I have not been a reliable or consistent tenant.

I know that now. I admit that.

I know the Manhattan ghost stories.

I know you don't own it.

I know.

I know. I would've picked Orlando.

I like your style.

I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment.

I may be a businessman,

I mean, all the evidence! You don't believe in spirits?

I mean, before we became dogs

I mean, if I don't, what does that say about me?

I mean, it's an answer to all the madness.

I mean, no offense, but you are 12.

I mean, there hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years.

I mean, you just demonstrate zero aptitude for science.

I mean, your, uh, dad never mentioned this?

I miss you, my friend.

I need to know what's lurking inside.

I saw the sign out front. "Help wanted"?

I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate.

I should've called.

I shouldn't take it. We might not be coming back.

I started this business with one employee.

I think Grooberson's trying to bone your mom.

I think he's alive.

I think it's coming from the death pit.

I think she remembers us.

I think she's great.

I think these are years.

I think we just caught a ghost.

I think we're all just kind of meat puppets.

I think you're great. You're a great mom.

I thought I heard something say, "Gozer."

I thought that we had busted up for good.

I thought you might turn up.

I tied in, bumped us up to 220.Take that off.

I totally thought I lost you.

I understand you drove around town,

I wait for you to leave,

I want you to take this. What is it?

I was here last night.

I was your father's..

I was? Not you. Him.

I wonder if this still works.

I.. I can be helpful.

I.. I'm calling about Egon Spengler.

I'll be 16 in February.

I'll be back with everything I owe.

I'll be right back.

I'll grab my wheels.

I'll take my chances with public education.

I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up.

I'm a scientist.

I'm ashamed. Oh, I was obsessed.

I'm bleeding! You made me bleed!

I'm bleeding. Why am I bleeding?

I'm fourth generation dump, so...

I'm in range.

I'm kind of surprised it fits me.

I'm literally driving to pick up a check right now.

I'm making an assumption.

I'm not a lawyer, but I'm listening.

I'm not offended.

I'm Phoebe.

I'm sorry the night went sideways.

I'm sorry...

I'm surprised he left me anything.

I'm waiting for this thing to work!

I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone.

I'm...

I've always wanted to do this.

I've got my own problems!

I've tried, um, whiskey. It's better than Benadryl.

If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.

If this is a tomb, where are all the bodies?

Imbues a subject with the ability..

In a language from thousands of years ago.

In New York, he created an apartment building

In prison. Hmm.

In Summerville anyway?

In the 1980s, New York City was attacked.

In the middle of nowhere.

In the mountain. "Gozer."

In your basement or attic?

In your basement or attic?

Inside of it, right in the middle of it,

Inside that trap is the Gatekeeper.

Inside, I'm vomiting.

Is he sleeping?

Is my slowly dying soul.

Is shaking on a daily basis.

Is she okay?

Is that a...?

Is that Gozer?

Is that what that smell is?

Is this a seismic map? Yes.

Is this creepy, old farmhouse our grandfather left us

Isn't that place insane? Yes!

Isn't this what we saw earlier?

It builds and crests.

It can't hear you now.

It doesn't even exist anymore!

It happened 20 years before we were born.

It means we're staying.

It was easier when I thought he went nuts.

It was flawed science.

It was my father's place.

It was natural causes.

It wasn't working for me.

It works well.

It's a countdown. Like a prophecy?

It's a five pointed star.

It's a quality, I guess.

It's a safety pin through the nipple of academia.

It's a service I provide.Are...?

It's a souvenir from the World's Fair

It's a Starbucks now.

It's a trap.

It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that..

It's amazing. You're amazing.

It's an absolute.

It's an ANSI Class One electromagnetic deadbolt.

It's creepy. I dig it.

It's curious behavior.

It's designed to ward off evil spirits.

It's fine. Okay, tour.

It's fracking annoying, is what it is.

It's got a really horrifying sound..

It's got a wolf on it. Trust me.

It's great. It's called Cujo.

It's inside the trap.

It's June.

It's just dinner.

It's just my mom.

It's my lucky coin.

It's not good at all. Um...

It's not working! Uh...

It's okay, we're only here for a week.

It's really masculine.

It's unpickable.

Ivo Shandor? He built this whole town.

Jamoca.

JANINE [CHUCKLES]: I remember the day you came in.

JANINE: Who were you?

Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?

Just get into some trouble. There's plenty of time for that.

Just keep an open mind.

Keymaster? One second.

Kid, there are a lot of mountains

Kind of. My father died.

Large P wave, small S wave. Like an explosion.

Left, left, left![GRUNTING]

Let me get a photo first.

Let's go. You were supposed to look after her this summer.

License and registration.

Light them up.

Like a influencer or a DJ.

Like any ordinary house.

Like he was tracking my entire life.

Like Mom. So they can unite...

Like quesadillas. My hair dryer.

Lines.

Listen,

Lizard people. Lizard people?

Look at this. I mean, somehow,

Look, I...

Look, this is totally cool if this is a no.

Lucky, there's.. There's something wrong with the meat.

LUCKY: What do you mean? Our grandfather.

Lucky!

Lucky.

M.T.U.U., that's you?

Made out of selenium girders, mined from right here.

Make it quick.

Make them out of what? I'm serious.

Man spends every week working a piece of land...

MAN: Hey, flattop.

Maybe a physicist? Sure.

Maybe it's the apocalypse.

Maybe she'll take up pole dancing.

Meant nothing by it.

Mm hm. Yeah.

Mmm.

Mom, are you okay?

Mom, come on!

Mom, hit the pedal! Pedal?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom![ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

Mom?

Mom?

Mom?

Mom?

Most of the kids that go here, they're not very bright.

Mr. Grooberson.

Ms. Melnitz, I'm here to sign forms,

Muncher.Muncher.

My children are not criminals.

My friends didn't think so. I know yours didn't.

My hands hurt from galloping.

My mom says we're here to pick through the rubble of his life.

My name's Mr. Grooberson.

My name's Trevor.

My turn.

Mystical Tales of the Unknown Universe.

Needle nose pliers?

Neighbor's electricity is running out of phase.

Never growing a ding dang thing.

New York in the '80s, it was like The Walking Dead.

No fracking, no loud music even,

No kidding.

No offense.

No one knew your father.

No way. Killer replica.Totally.

No way. Was he, like, howling and clanking chains?

No, he came here to finish

No, I loved it.

No, I'm 12.

No, it's fine. Seriously.

No, it's okay. It's..

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, of course it bothers me.

No, they are not. But they are the first

No, three...

No! Oh!

No! We need it. Phoebe, let's go.

No! What the hell was that?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I I had a blast.

No. I think he was a sad old man

No. That would've been weird.Oh.

No. You're a mom. You live for us.

None of this rings a bell?

Nope.

Not a single photo.

Not by me.

Not to mention a 100 foot marshmallow man.

Not true. Your skin just shrinks.

Nothing.

Notice a little P wave followed by a large S wave.

Now all of this is ours.

Now I can run my lathe.

Now we were the dead ones.

Now we're finished, babe.

Now, apparently,

Nuggets! Aah! Catch him!

Of course this place is built on a fault line.

Of salinated water deep into the Arbuckle Formation.

Oh, boy.

Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast.

Oh, God.

Oh, gross. No.No?

Oh, hey, how's it going? No, it's not good.

Oh, I call myself Podcast. Because of my podcast.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sure Phoebe will find something.

Oh, jeez, what happened?

Oh, just your mom. Oh.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, this is so much worse

Oh, my God, what just happened?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh! Phoebe!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, he was actually just a very ordinary dirtbag.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe. There's this secret basement...

Oh, right. Yeah.Yeah.

Oh, the really spooky one?

Oh, the silent killer.

Oh, there was no money to manage.

Oh, um, giving a little color.

Oh, um, mostly mysteries and the unknown,

Oh, well, look, when we started, busting ghosts was a gas.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. Totally.

Oh, you found popcorn.

Oh! What are you doing?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. We got her! Yes!

Oh.Back to inventory.

Oh.God. Hey. Hey, man.

Oil and gas, that's what happened.

Okay, okay, okay. What's that for?

Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin.

Okay, smarty.

Okay, uh, what do we do?

Okay, um, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something.

Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Cool. I'm in. Uh, how can I help?

Okay. Okay. Here we go.

Okay.Uh...

On a personal note:

On that same rooftop is where our grandfather fought

On the run...

Once activated, these towers

One by one, miners who had worked for years

One day, they just showed up without explanation.

One morning, I go to work

Or, like, a possum?

Ouch. Fire it up.

Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day

Our grandfather was Egon Spengler.

Out of an electro conductor like selenium?

Overstimulation calms me.

P pardon me.

Pack the silverware and leave with a rent check.

Particle accelerators and hydrogen bombs.

People believed in us.

Perhaps she's on the run.

Pete Venkman from the home office.

Peter just kept it cool.

Peter went back to academia.

PETER: Have you or any of your family

PETER: On the count of three.

Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house.

Pheebs?

Phoebe, what exactly is happening here?

PHOEBE: Are we even allowed to be here?

PHOEBE: Gozer isn't he or she.

PHOEBE: He was right all along.

PHOEBE: Something was coming and he knew it.

PHOEBE: Uh...

PHOEBE: Wait! I only get one phone call.

PHOEBE: Who built these?

PHOEBE: You coming? I'm coming.

Phoebe!

Phoebe! Ow!

Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Phoebe.

Pick up your phone and call the professionals.

Podcast, what are you doing?

PODCAST: Depends who you believe.

PODCAST: Free floating metal muncher.

PODCAST: Hold on.

PODCAST: It's Ivo Shandor. He's been in here for 75 years?

PODCAST: Probably the Tunguska blast over Siberia.

PODCAST: What is all this?

PODCAST: Whoa![GASPS]

Pretty sure it was just a heart attack.

Pretty woke for 3000 BC.

Probably a pigeon or something. Give me the gun.

Probably just fracking.

Pull the lever.

Pull...?

Quick!

Quit messing with my inmates.

Rats.

Ray was the heart.

RAY: If the answer is yes,

Ray? Oh, come on, Ray.

Ray's Occult, and we're closed.

Ready! Trap him already!