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The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) "The Hudsucker Proxy" is a critically acclaimed comedy film released in 1994. Directed by the Coen

The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

"The Hudsucker Proxy" is a critically acclaimed comedy film released in 1994. Directed by the Coen Brothers, this satirical masterpiece follows the story of Norville Barnes, played by Tim Robbins, a naive business graduate who becomes the president of Hudsucker Industries. With a stellar cast including Jennifer Jason Leigh as a fast-talking reporter and Paul Newman as the company's scheming CEO, the film portrays a hilarious and absurd corporate world filled with greed and ambition. "The Hudsucker Proxy" explores themes of identity, power, and the pursuit of the American Dream. If you're curious to dive into its whimsical soundscape, you can play and download the movie's captivating soundtrack here.

A beautiful, vibrant lady...
A boy bred in the heartland, but now the toast of New York.
A chance encounter in a forest glade.
A dusty crossroads of which you've probably never heard.
A fast talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys.
A larger model Hula Hoop for the portly, a battery option for the lazy or spastic.
A little more gay.
A little naive perhaps...
A little town you've probably never heard of...
A lyric! Are you betrothed?
A man of great managerial potency.
A martini, please.
A model with extra sand for the hard of hearing.
A Muncie girl!
A Muncie girl! Can you beat that?
A new record in after tax profits...
A new record in pre tax earnings...
A pawn.
A periodical which I have enjoyed for many years.
A set up. Oh, and say, did I tell you?
A thing like this takes a whole company to put together.
A town you've probably never heard of.
A whole other feeling. The new year.
About things he knows nothing about.
Accordingly, I hereby bequeath all of my shares in Hudsucker Industry...
Add one stolen night of bliss.
Addison.
Again, you are the expert here.
Again? You're on.
Ain't gonna never make you happy.
Al, he's the bunk.
All right, how many?
All right, so the kid caught a wave.
All right, this goes up to 27!
All that spells out great profitability.
Although, I'll tell you one thing, I certainly didn't expect all this hoopla.
Although, you realize...
Although, you realize...
Amy works in my office. She runs...
Amy, how about we grab a little dinner and a show after work?
An amour fou. A folie à deux.
An idea like this sweet baby doesn't just come overnight.
And 30 seconds to get down?
And a belief in the future...
And chairman of the board of Hudsucker Industries...
And don't call me buddy.
And enter the light lunch.
And even Dad is swinging into the act!
And get you a job here at Hud.
And her paper is going to town.
And hips of every youngster in America!
And I don't like it.
And I'm ruined. Ruined!
And I've seen Norville Barnes, the self important heel.
And in it...
And it looks like you're an imbecile after all.
And keeps Big Daddy Earth spinning around.
And money drives that old global economy...
And not one of you has given me a story on him!
And only a numbskull thinks he knows things...
And our last debenture issue was this year's fastest seller.
And our spin ain't over yet.
And our stock has split twice in the past year.
And owner of 87 percent of the company stock drops...
And partial to pages of Paris Soir.
And remind him when he needs to be reminded...
And rise again by applying what he has learned.
And she's dynamite!
And Sid says you stoled it!
And so began 1959. The New Year.
And society pages have been linking you with fashion model Za Za.
And started dreaming up them exciting new ideas again.
And that keeps you from flying off the Earth...
And that the...
And that, needless to say, is a new record.
And the Federal Tax Act of 1958...
And then fell all the way down, but didn't quite squish his self.
And this is Thorstenson Finlandson...
And this is Zebulon Cardozo...
And to give you gentleman a firsthand look at how exciting this gizmo is.
And to give you gentlemen of the board a firsthand look.
And we have opened seven new regional offices.
And we're looking at some exciting things in R&D.
And weren't blessed with much...
And when you're dead, you stay dead.
And why's he feeling so low?
And will be deducted from your pay. That is all.
And will be sold over the counter as of the first of the fiscal year...
And you haven't come up with one since the Hoop.
And you kept her on...
And you're wife's been trying to reach you.
And your friends, they called you jerk, didn't they?
And yourself too. We both deserve one.
Any particular reason...
Anyway, for a few more minutes it is.
Anyway, you wanna read it? You might learn something.
Anyway, you wanna read it? You might learn something.
Apparently, he's a prodigy.
Archer's not going to go gooey for a corn fed idiot.
Are you all right?
Are you familiar with the mimeograph machine?
Aren't we, dear?
Aren't you a broken record? Gunderson did design it.
As a wildebeest or a warthog.
As I doubt also that you could find a home at Amazing Tales...
As Old Man 1958 hobbles towards his finish...
As president...
At any rate, I arrived in town not 10 days ago...
At any rate, there I was traveling this great country.
At least, I believe in your intentions.
At the Muncie College of Business Administration.
At the time, Stillson thought dumping our position would panic the market...
Attention Hudsucker employees!
Attention Hudsucker employees!
Back off!
Barnes is the brainy inventor of America's craziest craze:
Barnes is the name on every American lip.
Barnes! Where the hell have you been?
Barnes' brain caught red handed!
Beat you any way he can. Straight for the jugular. Eddective.
Because they're little piglets. They're trying to inspire panic...
Blue letter from the desk of Waring Hudsucker...
Both at Hudsucker and here on Earth.
Brilliant!
Bromo.
Buddy, buddy.
Buddy, say, buddy.
Buddy.
Buddy. Buddy, say, buddy.
Buddy. You busy?
Bullying newspaper man.
Bunch of lamebrains!
Business is war, kid.
But armed with determination, work ethic...
But Buzz...
But do you remember the plan I outlined for you...
But have you got a better idea?
But I got big ideas.
But I guess you don't really know him any better than that board does...
But I wouldn't shell out a hard earned nickel to read the thing!
But I'll tell you a secret, I'm not that skilled as president.
But I've never seen Norville Barnes, the quitter...
But in my personal life, Sidney, I have made grave errors.
But it's passed you by and Smith's taking up the slack.
But let me ask you a question: Would an imbecile come up with this?
But Norville, he's got some tricks up his sleeve. He does.
But the great part is we don't have to charge an arm and a leg.
But the past...
But then I figured it out.
But there's such an enormous potential profit...
But they're all happy, everybody having a good time.
But what really hurts is watching you outrun your soul!
But when the president, chairman of the board...
But who are you? What do you do here?
But you and I both know she's a dried up, bitter old maid.
But you did not excel in your studies.
But, Al, it's the bunk!
But, buddy...
But, Norville, I...
Buzz couldn't have invented it. Look at him, he's an imbecile.
Buzz, he too works against you?
Buzz, that's wonderful.
Buzz?
By anyone's account, I single handedly have saved Hudsucker Industries.
Can I at least call you deer?
Can I get you boys anything else?
Cards, letters, congratulations...
Certain people are...
Certainly we can't afford to buy a controlling interest.
Change face to face to eye to eye and guts to common decency.
Change man to man to face to face.
Chasing after money and ease and the respect of a board...
Chasing after money and ease and the respect of a board...
Cheap? It's never been more valuable!
Claiming that you'd stolen the idea for the dingus.
Classic.
Code it wrong and they dock you!
Come midnight, it's gonna be 1959.
Come on, chief, give us a break.
Come on, you guys.
Come pouring in from Kankakee to Petaluma...
Confidential communication between the brass.
Congratulations, kid.
Copy!
Couldn't find the Empire State Building with a compass, map and a guide.
Counting the mezzanine.
Cutest little place near my apartment in Greenwich Village.
Damn!
Dear, Ms. Archer.
Dear, Sid, by the time you read this...
Deliver that letter in the morning!
Despair looks only to the past, in business...
Diagnosis, Dr. Bronfenbrenner?
Did he bust a gut? Did he die? Well, hello, Mr. Mussburger.
Did I say youngster?
Did you have any idea there'd be such a huge response?
Did you see the front page of today's Manhattan Argus?
Dingus be mass produced with all deliberate speed.
Dingus be mass produced with all deliberate speed.
Dipstick? Lamebrain? Schmo?
Distinguished members of the Hudsucker board...
Do you know what those nincompoops in the boardroom are doing?
Do you mean to say...
Do you, Ms. Archer?
Does he put jam on his toast or doesn't he?
Does he think all the time or a certain portion of the day?
Does it have rules?
Does this suit look mannish to you?
Don't bother to thank me. It's easy. I know where a vacancy just came up.
Don't bother to thank me. It's easy. I know where a vacancy just came up.
Don't care nothing about no New Year's.
Don't think I haven't noticed how you've changed.
Don't want no cheering up.
Don't worry, Mr. Mussburger, I got you! I got you by your pants.
Don't.
Down three points?
Drinks with the guys at the watering hole...
Dumped by a fella before, and that hurts...
Easy, tough guy.
Education?
Effective immediately!
Effective immediately!
Either you find me a ding dong or tender your key to the executive washroom.
Enter the dame.
Even a blind man can tell you there'll be an enormous demand for this...
Even if it kept them apart spatially.
Every step he took was a step up...
Everybody has parents.
Everybody hoping this ride round be a little more giddy...
Exactly. I bet she's ugly, real ugly.
Except for the piece of grit they put in to make the experience...
Except, of course, this last one.
Excuse me. Executive washroom.
Extending our influence nationally and abroad.
Extinct. Homo sapiens sapicus.
Extra, extra! New Year's Eve edition!
Facility should be reduced by 15 percent.
Facts, figures, charts. They never sold a newspaper!
Failure to deliver a blue letter is grounds for dismissal.
Fake!
Far beyond our expectations both here and abroad.
Fight on Dear old Muncie.
Fight on Hoist the gold and blue.
Fight on, dear old Muncie.
Fight on, Fight on Dear old Muncie.
Fight on.
Fight on.
Fight on.
Fight on. Hoist the gold and blue.
File a faulty complaint and they dock you!
Finally, there'd be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together...
Find it in your heart to give me another chance.
Five bucks says she mentions her Pulitzer.
For instance, take a look at this sweet baby.
For Pete's sakes, Norville!
For sure. I would like to borrow Norville for a while, if you don't mind, dear.
For the more timid elements to run.
Forget the letter, Amy, I just had to blow off some steam.
Frankly, I don't think anybody expected this much hoopla.
From the parties of the Park Avenue smart set...
From the standpoint of our balance sheet and financials...
Full of dreams and aspirations, anxious to make my way in the world...
Further depress the stock.
Gambotz?
Genius.
Get it? Incredibly convenient, isn't it?
Get out of here! I'll take care of it! Get out.
Get out of my office! Get up! Up!
Give me more of that moron from Sheboygan studd.
Given the discretionary income of the burgeoning middle class.
Gnu. Who couldn't find... That's G N U.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go down to the second paragraph.
Go to Florida. Lie in the sun.
Go, Eagles.
Good afternoon, this is Norville Barnes.
Good luck, buddy.
Gossip, unsupported speculation! Facts! Figures! Charts!
Got a way of chewing folks up so that they don't want no celebrating...
Had it installed last week.
Hang it up to dry. What's your pleasure, buddy?
Harry Gambotz?
Has Norville Barnes run dry?
He ain't biting, Benny.
He built this company with his bare hands.
He bungled the Teleyard merger, thinks he's got something to prove.
He could've opened the window.
He didn't look unhappy.
He didn't say. But, man, is he from Squaresville.
He don't look wise.
He don't look wise.
He has a face only a mother could love on payday.
He is now near, but not yet at his lowest point.
He is riding the grand loopen ze loop...
He prescribed a long rest in the sana... In the sanator...
He told me you stole that swell hoop idea from me. What gives?
He went on and ruled with wisdom and compassion...
He'll need diapers and a dribble cup.
He's 100 percent real McCoy, beware of imitations, genuine article.
He's a balls to the wall businessman.
He's concerned.
He's doing pretty well.
He's on! He's on the line!
He's that big shot faker!
Hello, Niagara.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Here come the waterworks.
Here it is.
Here's Mom taking a break from her household chores...
Hey. Hey!
Hi, my name's Buzz, I got the fuzz, I make the elevator do what she does.
His entire portfolio will be converted into common stock...
Hoarding every dollar, counting every nickel, pinching every penny.
Hobnobs with some smooth talking heel named Bidd...
Hoist the gold and blue.
Hold hands.
Hoopla on the Hula Hoop. Can we quote you on that, Mr. Barnes?
Hoover: Crime Buster or Pantywaist?
How about it, Parkinson? You've been awful quiet over there.
How about Oklahoma!?
How are you this fine morning, sir?
How can you discuss his stock when the man has just leapt 45 floors?
How do you know you're finished?
How do you like that thing? They're all wearing them upstairs.
How do you respond to the charges that you're out of ideas?
How does it stop?
How soon before Hud's paper hits the market?
How tall is he? Shoe size? Where does he sleep?
How will she pay for this lunch?
How would you know if I'm an imbecile?
How'd he get so high?
How's the stock doing? Bad?
Hud left no will and no family.
Hudsucker time...
I assume this will be you, Sidney.
I bet that's exactly what she tells herself.
I call it the Buzz Sucker. You get it, buddy?
I call you Miss because you seem to have missed the boat completely.
I can't say how much I appreciate your listening to my story.
I designed it myself.
I do remember and I was impressed. But that's all forgotten now.
I don't care if you're president of the company!
I don't know what came over me.
I don't know, maybe she does deserve it.
I don't know.
I don't mean that.
I don't tell no one nothing unless they ask.
I don't want excuses, I want results!
I give you the Rajah of Romance, the Ministereo of Moonlight...
I give you the Rajah of Romance, the Ministereo of Moonlight...
I got gears to see to.
I gotta show Sid and all the guys I deserve their confidence.
I guess people are pretty hot over this imbecile story.
I guess so, I don't think they promoted me because they thought I was a schmo.
I had 20,000 shares!
I had the boys down at R&D throw together this prototype...
I had the boys down at R&D throw together this prototype...
I have foolishly played the great man...
I have let my success become my identity.
I have this...
I just don't know how to thank you, Mr. Barnes.
I just wanted to congratulate you. I'm very proud of you.
I keep the old circle turning. This old clock needs plenty of care.
I know this last story was a lie and we can prove it.
I must have been an antelope or an ibex.
I need the voucher now!
I once ran the mimeograph for Sidney.
I read this morning's Argus, let me tell you something.
I say, the higher he climbs, the harder he drops!
I say, we made this chump, we can break him!
I see shame, dishonor...
I see you've been having some problems with the board.
I suspect Old Moses knows just about everything...
I tell you, the guy's a phony.
I tell you, the Hudsucker board's up to something.
I think so. It's this little idea I've been working on.
I thought the boardroom would be a swell place to chat undisturbed.
I thought you were an imbecile.
I told you a week ago it was important!
I tried to tell you so many times, I...
I understand you're not very skilled yet in the secretarial arts...
I used to love Norville Barnes.
I used to think you were a swell guy.
I usually throw them out.
I want a martini!
I want to know everything about him! Has he got a girl? Has he got parents?
I was out of line. But you're out of line with this stock swindle story.
I was supposed to have this on 2810 minutes ago!
I was thinking maybe The King and I.
I will have joined the organization upstairs...
I wish I was still a gazelle and you were an antelope...
I wouldn't call them nincompoops.
I...
I... Well, no, no. I never really.
I'd be a millionaire now.
I'd train my poodle on it if he wasn't a French poodle...
I'd wrap a fish in it! I'd use it as kindling!
I'll be there. Give him another magazine.
I'll recommend to the board that we proceed immediately and that the...
I'll stake my Pulitzer on it!
I'll tell you what, Amy.
I'm all washed up.
I'm brushing up on my French with the most charming man...
I'm earning my keep.
I'm for it.
I'm friendless, with no one to take care of me and had you not come along...
I'm getting off this merry go round!
I'm getting out of the whole kit and caboodle of it, boy...
I'm gonna cancel the rest of my appointments...
I'm gonna give him a double stitch anyway.
I'm grateful for the opportunity.
I'm happy enough.
I'm jobless but not for want of trying.
I'm lucky to find someone in this bustling city with a stout heart and a ready ear.
I'm not gonna add to your woes. I'm just saying.
I'm on my way down.
I'm plenty happy!
I'm plenty happy!
I'm president of the company now.
I'm sorry we had to take the stairs. It was just that horrible elevator boy.
I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm sorry, Sid, I thought maybe if I showed him the long view...
I'm sorry, sir! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you do.
I've been watching you, even though you've been avoiding me.
I've been working on for the past two or three years.
I've got a harder story, The Sap From The City Desk!
I've had a martini in every bar all the way down here.
I've seen Norville Barnes, the young man in a big hurry...
Idea Man!
Ideas ersatz!
If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass a hopping.
If I could take a minute of your very valuable time to show you something...
If it wasn't for the fame, wealth, the adulation...
If not, if the board should choose someone else to be president then, then...
If not, why not and since when?
If the editors of the Manhattan Argus see fit...
If working at the Argus doesn't make me an expert...
If you could just...
If you have not been fully orientated, you must file a complaint with Personnel!
Ignominy, disgrace.
Imbecile.
In 1957.
In a period of transition for the more timid element to run for cover.
In fact, why don't you fire him? Scratch that, I'll fire him.
In my case it's at least twice that...
In New York City alone, that means 1800 people out of work!
In short...
In the booby hatch.
In the third quarter we saw no signs of weakening.
In Times Square, the little folks is watching and waiting for that big ball to drop.
Including one very special long distance call.
Incoming articles get a voucher. Outgoing articles provide a voucher.
Innovator. Cerebrator.
Inter office mail is code 37! Intra office mail is 37 3.
Into the cold reaches of space...
Is also showing vigorous signs of upward movement for the last six months...
Is giving us a swell write off on our plant and heavies.
Is he really going to do it?
Is it your lunch? The chicken à la king?
Is Norville really gonna jelly up the sidewalk?
Is that all, Mr. Barnes?
Is that plain enough for you, buster?
Is the oddice of the president of Hudsucker Industries.
Is there anything you do not understand or understand partially?
Is this guy from Chumpsville? I even pulled the old mother routine.
Is this important?
Is worthless!
It concerns you directly.
It has economy, simplicity, low production cost...
It isn't even funny.
It might interest you to know I studied Finnish in high school.
It operates on the same principles...
It was my idea from the start.
It was no great idea, really.
It was the shock of eating after so long...
It'll make them real strong and you're gonna look real sharp.
It's 1958.
It's a blue letter!
It's a blue letter.
It's a fad. Anyway...
It's a good thing Doc Bronfenbrenner was there...
It's a juice and coddee bar, man, like I've been telling you.
It's a long way down.
It's a pity to waste a whole Montecristo.
It's a play on... Jesus, Joseph and Mary, is that a blue letter?
It's a tough course. A real lollapalooza.
It's a...
It's addressed to Sid Mussburger, Hudsucker's right hand man!
It's as if you're trying to take the heat off this Barnes numbskull.
It's been a long road leading to the coddee shop downstairs.
It's been a pleasure serving you today, sir.
It's been a pleasure serving you too, buddy.
It's called Ann's 440. It's a beatnik bar.
It's early yet. Just let me know where we stand at the closing bell.
It's exactly what Hudsucker Industry needs at this juncture.
It's fun, healthy, good exercise, and the kids will just love it.
It's hard to admit when you've been wrong.
It's in your apron pocket, right where you left it.
It's New Year's Eve. I deserve a martini.
It's okay if you don't like it.
It's only natural in a period of transition...
It's perfect for Hudsucker, not that I'm any great genius.
It's pure speculation! They'd have my butt in a satchel!
It's what that knuckle headed dame wrote underneath.
Jesus, I don't know.
Jesus, Norman, just a dying man's last words and wishes, no big deal.
Just give us a second chance.
Just got hired today.
Just let me keep my job, I'm praying to you.
Just take a look at the mug on this guy.
Just the person I wanted to apologize to.
Kiss me, Amy! Kiss me once for luck.
Kloppitt. Kloppitt, Kloppitt...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Ladies.
Lamebrain? Schmo? Not even behind your back?
Last week, my stock was worth twice what it is now.
Leastways if it concerns Hudsucker.
Leave your apron in the locker room.
Let see, I hope I'm not too rusty.
Let's chat.
Let's get to know one another, shall we?
Letter size, a green voucher! Folder size, a yellow voucher!
Like I said, you're the expert...
Like some other people I know.
Listen, Norville, you can't trust people here like you did in Muncie.
Long live the Hud!
Long live the Hud!
Look like a round trip ticket on the Titanic.
Look, chief, if we had more access...
Look, I've never been...
Look, why don't you work in here with me?
Looking for a nitwit to buy you lunch?
Looks like you nodded off there, buddy. Say, you got a minute?
Looks like you're an imbecile, after all. Shut up!
Love that tune. How you doing, kid?
Lumbago.
Maintenance in eine secure facility.
Make it fast, fast!
Make that stock cheap so they can snatch it all up for themselves.
Man from Muncie a moron after all!
Man to man.
Market shares in most divisions is increasing...
Martinis are for squares, man.
Max Kloppitt, Jr.
Max Kloppitt.
Maybe she should have come in here and faced you man to man.
Maybe you're not so slow, but you're not so swell either.
Maybe you're not so slow, but you're not so swell either.
Meaning simply that Waring's stock and control of the company...
Memo from the desk of Sidney J. Mussburger...
Memories are made of this.
Merged with the infinite.
Merged with the infinite.
Might keep you from jumping out of any more windows.
Might keep you from jumping out of any more windows.
More pleasant.
Most of them are very nice people.
Move any article without a voucher and they dock you!
Mr. Barnes, did the board consider you an idea man...
Mr. Barnes, how'd you come up with the idea for the Hula Hoop?
Mr. Barnes, what's the next big idea for you and Hudsucker?
Mr. Barnes, will you give yourself a nice, fat raise?
Mr. Bumstead is growing restless.
Mr. Bumstead is threatening to leave the building.
Mr. Bumstead's threatening to leave.
Mr. Bumstead's waiting downstairs.
Mr. Hudsucker, I must've mislaid it...
Mr. Hudsucker?
Mr. Hudsucker.
Mr. Mussburger, I'm gonna give your pants a nice double stitch.
Mr. Mussburger...
Mr. Mussburger's office?
Mr. Vic Tenetta!
Ms. Smith, would you come in and take a letter?
Muncie, Indiana.
Mussburger!
Mussburger! I wanna see Mussburger! Or did he jump out a window too?
My God! You're animals!
My husband is also a president.
My vanity drove away she who could've saved me.
My water cooler romance became a mad passion.
My, oh, my series on the reunited triplets.
Myron?
Myron.
Myrtle J. Mussburger did not raise her boy to go...
New Year's Eve edition! Man from Muncie a moron after all!
New York.
Next page. Next page!
Next year they move me up to parcels if I'm lucky.
Niblick.
No colleagues! No excuses!
No kidding, Benny. I got gas.
No need for concern, sir.
No secretaries! No receptionists!
No, he's no faker.
No, I don't guess you will be.
No, I don't guess you will be.
No, I find it more likely that you were a gazelle...
No, I want an imbecile, not a cipher or you'd have the job.
No, no, not, McClanahan.
No, the problem is who you hired.
No, too risky. He's green but he's not slow.
Nobody wants a harebrained product like this.
Norville Barnes, young president of Hudsucker Industries...
Norville showed me his design the day I met him.
Norville, don't you remember how you used to feel about the Hoop?
Norville, let me shepherd you through some of the introductions here.
Norville, there's something I have to tell you.
Norville, you don't know a thing about that woman!
Norville, you let me down.
Norville!
Norville?
Norville.
Not at all. Just this week I came up with several new sweet ideas.
Not now, I'm busy.
Not that I'd trade a day, an hour, a moment of it for anything.
Not that way, through the door!
Not the whole contract, just the first page.
Not while the stock is this strong.
Nothing much. I don't know. Just a blotch. Sure beats me.
Now then, you're from the basement, aren't you?
Now your head's too big to be in over!
Now, if you all ain't from the city...
Now, Norville...
Now, why on earth would the board want a nitwit to be president?
Of all the cockamamy...
Of all the irresponsible... Take this down.
Of course, by then it'll be past.
Of course, I never made Varsity.
Of course...
Of this whipping wheel of wonder?
Oh, Amy, where have you been hiding?
Oh, as pure a specimen as I've ever run across. Okay.
Oh, buddy!
Oh, come on, chief. That's a low blow.
Oh, fourteenth hole at Riverdale...
Oh, I don't blame them, really. I suppose I have made a mess of things.
Oh, I wish it were that simple, Norville.
Oh, I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean.
Oh, it's not your fault, Amy.
Oh, maybe she puts her work ahead of her personal appearance.
Oh, my God, the Bumstead contract!
Oh, my God!
Oh, no, Amy, that won't be necessary. I shouldn't send it.
Oh, no, Amy.
Oh, no! Really...
Oh, no! Really...
Oh, Norville.
Oh, nothing. Just the more timid investors are no longer running for cover.
Oh, please, sir! This job running the elevator, it's all I got!
Oh, thanks.
Oh, well, I'm sure I...
Oh, what the heck! Mr. Mussburger is such a nice man...
Oh, yeah, coming round the mountain When she comes.
Oh, yes, I loved a woman once, Sid, as you well know.
Oh, yes, in Muncie.
Oh, yes, we're pruning away some of the dead wood.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, Ms. Archer.
On the payroll pestering me with their idiotic brainwaves.
On the side that give it its whammy.
Once the Munce is done with you.
Once the Munce... Holy moly!
Once the Muncie's done with.
One girl one boy Some grief some joy.
One month to make the blue chip investment of the century...
One of Hudsucker's largest and most loyal stockholders.
Only thing deep with Parkinson are the holes in his ears.
Or an ibex.
Or creatures of the sea.
Or is it Emu? That's just potatoes. Here comes the gravy.
Or perhaps we simply touched horns briefly and went our separate ways.
Ordinarily, I wouldn't bother you with it...
Otherwise, why isn't her picture next to her byline?
Our competition continues to flag and we continue to take up the slack.
Our international division...
Our next president must have the liberty I have had as owner...
Our nominees and assigns continue to multiply and expand...
Our owned and operateds are performing...
Our stock is worth more now than ever.
Out of hope, out of rope, out of time.
Out! Out of the office!
Outside mail is 3 37.
Over in the Waldorf, the big shots is dancing to the strains of Guy Lombardo.
Pants?
Pardon me for saying so, but I find that very far fetched.
Patient displayed listlessness, apathy, gloomy indifference...
Patient is eine manic depressive paranoid, type B...
Patient shows no ambition, no get up and go, no vim.
People are dying for this and we won't have to charge an arm an...
People with wives, children and families!
Perhaps they will see fit to publish this letter.
Perhaps we met once.
Picking the grubs and burrs from one another's coats.
Pierre of 5th Avenue.
Plan two.
Please, buddy, running the elevator, it's all I got.
Please, Norville! Please give me one more chance!
Please, Norville.
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Finlandson.
Plexiglas.
Potential for mass appeal.
Precisely, nuts!
Prescription?
Prizeter Pule winner.
Put your feet up.
Quit showboating, Addison. The man is gone.
Rajah, I like that.
Read all about it!
Reaping huge profits for his company and winning the hearts...
Regardless of race, creed or color.
Relax, it's only natural...
Return a waiver! Do not return without a signed waiver!
Right now, he and his dingus are on top.
Right, I said, hammerhead, as in a 10 letter word for a smug...
Right. So I want a martini.
Ring out the old, ring in the new.
Ring out the old, ring in the new.
Rockwell News presents, Tidbits of Time.
Rumpus Magazine has called you the most eligible bachelor.
Say what you like about the man's ethics.
Say, buddy, how did old bucket butt like his blue letter?
Say, buddy, what takes 50 years to get to the top floor...
Say, buddy, where'd you get the new duds?
Say, buddy, who's the most liquid businessman on the street?
Say, buddy! Mr. Kline, up to nine. Mrs. Dell, Personnel.
Say, what gives?
Say, you won't tell anyone about me, will you?
Scratch that. Say whatever you like.
Sears Braithwaite of Bullard. Do you know him?
See, did you ever go to the top of Larson's feed tower and look out over the town?
See, you don't have to drink like this anymore. You can drink like this.
Seek and you shall find, work and you shall prosper.
Seems pretty obvious.
Seems we've got some security problems here at the Hud.
Serious error in judgment.
Seriously, Amy, it's what your beatnik friends call karma.
Shake hands here with Sears Braithwaite of Bullard.
She explains her predicament.
She got your throat pretty well slit.
She had a deadline.
She is!
She must have gotten to that elevator schnook...
She probably dresses in men's clothing...
She sits down and orders a light lunch.
She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain.
She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes.
She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes.
She'll be driving Six white horses when she comes.
She'll be driving six white horses.
She's damn good, Lou.
She's good, Benny.
She's just doing her job, I guess.
She's probably just a little confused.
She's probably very unattractive and bitter about it.
Shut up!
Sid says I can have my old job back. I deserve a second chance, he says.
Sid, shouldn't we be a little concerned...
Sidney and I are planning a trip to Paris and points continental.
Sidney?
Sincerely, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Single stitch is fine.
Sir, I've got something for you from the mail room, but first...
Sir, it'll take three hours to retype the Bumstead contract...
Sit down, son.
Sit down, son.
Skip this part.
Smith has a source on the Hud board. Very hush hush.
Smoocher!
Snorfling water from a mountain stream...
So if you agree, I'd like to bounce the idea off a few people at lunch.
So if you know everything about Hudsucker...
So our discussion could have focus...
So our discussion could have some focus...
So patient is?
So tell me...
So they tell me.
So third quarter and year to date...
So you see, I won't be working in the mail room long.
Soft on the dummy from Dubuque.
Soft.
Some elevator boy that you'd fired came to me...
Some I met were kind to me, others exceedingly cruel.
Some of our biggest stockholders are...
Some of our biggest stockholders are...
Some use a mashie, some use a niblick.
Sometimes I have to go undercover, as it were.
Speaking of that, do you expect to get a raise?
Spit it out!
Step lively here, Norville.
Still waters run deep.
Stolen hoop idea from... You can't print that!
Strictly speaking, I'm never supposed to do this...
Sub franchising. Don't talk to me about sub franchising.
Such is life. Seek and you shall find. Work and you shall prosper.
Such is life. Seek and you shall find. Work and you shall prosper.
Suffers from one of these complexes they have nowadays.
Sure, but she still could've gotten your side, for the record.
Sure, I guess.
Sure, Norville, sure.
Sure, sure he was a swell fella...
Sure, sure, some jerk...
Sure, sure, we tried to kill the story, but the Argus won't play ball.
Sure, sure, we're doing fine.
Sure, sure.
Sure, sure.
Sure, sure.
Sure, sure. But your friends called you dope?
Sure, Tibbs. Take a break.
Sure. We'd all be millionaires.
Take a break. You worked hard on this story. You broke it for us.
Take a look at this sweet baby!
Take no prisoners, give no second chances.
Take one fresh and tender kiss.
Take this up to the secretarial pool on three! ASAP!
Tell him I'll be right there. Give him a magazine.
Tell me about it.
Tell the truth. I trust you. I place a lot of stock in your opinion.
Tell whoever you want. I'd like to hear about it at some point too.
Ten bucks says she's looking for a handout.
Ten smackers! Let's grab a highball!
Terrific.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Thank you, Aloysius.
Thank you, Sid.
That any slob in a smelly T shirt will be able to buy Hudsucker stock?
That bourn from which no traveler returns.
That dame. A spy, as it turns out.
That dame...
That failure should never lead to despair.
That gag's got whiskers on it.
That gag's got whiskers on it.
That goes double for you, pal. Ear clay? Ood gay!
That goes from the height of delusional gaiety...
That in our next lives some of us will come back as ants.
That is your employee number! It will not be repeated!
That just ain't Old Moses' way.
That keep the Earth spinning around the sun...
That means you got to put it right in Mussburger's hands.
That office he's stepping out of...
That the president of Hudsucker is headed for the booby hatch.
That unsullied optimism, dashed against the marble of the workplace.
That unsullied optimism, dashed against the marble of the workplace.
That wouldn't give you the time of day if you...
That'll show the bastard!
That's another story.
That's encouraging. How about New York?
That's his office.
That's it. A great wheel that gives us all what we deserve.
That's right, Waring Hudsucker!
That's right.
That's some strong stitch, you bet!
That's the story of how Norville Barnes climbed way up...
That's what sells newspapers!
The American people are very proud of you.
The barred window boys are out looking for him now.
The Belly Go Round.
The Billion Dollar Cranium!
The board's using him to depress the stock to buy it cheap.
The Bumstead contract. I've been working on that deal for four years!
The chump really likes me.
The company bylaws are quite clear in that event.
The company bylaws are quite clear.
The couch, please.
The Daddy O!
The Dancing Dingus!
The day I set fire to your office? The day I was promoted?
The dingus is quite simple, really.
The Edison of Industry.
The Einstein of Enterprise.
The future is now.
The future is now.
The future.
The guy's a real moron, as in a five letter word for imbecile.
The guys from the Varsity Squad would bring their dates up there to...
The Hipster!
The Hula Hoop!
The human angle! That's what sells papers!
The incredible, the unforgettable...
The inventory of the Jacksonville...
The jutting eyebrows, the simian forehead, the idiotic grin.
The kid has a future...
The kid is screwy, it's oddicial.
The mark notices.
The music plays, the wheel turns...
The only story here is how this guy made a monkey out of you, Al.
The other papers won't have this till tomorrow!
The problem the board will have is you hired this woman...
The question now is whether we'll let John Q. Public waltz in here...
The readers aren't interested in sensationalism...
The reason I mention it is it requires such a small capital investment...
The rest of you mugs get off your brains and get me that Idea Man story!
The Shazzammeter!
The stock's cheap! What are they waiting for?
The times we must've had foraging together for sustenance...
The ultimate decision is yours.
The unalloyed genius that made something like, say...
The values instilled in me...
The values instilled in me...
The, Hula Hoop such a success.
Then I figured out you were a swell guy. A little slow, but a swell guy.
Then I urge you to work with the new president...
Then my name isn't Amy Archer and I never won the Pulitzer Prize.
Then the company, too, has a problem. Stillson!
Then we could buy it back and more, of course, once it got cheap.
Then you couldn't possibly know what it is to be tired and hungry.
There's a few lost souls floating around out there.
There's a marathon poetry reading on New Year's Eve. I go every year.
There's a place I go now.
There's a real story here, some kind of plot.
There's no point in looking back.
There's one in every story.
These preposterous inventions would be suited...
These were the watchwords of my education...
These were the watchwords of my education...
These wild speculations about my intelligence...
They did it because they figured young Norville for an imbecile...
They hate blue letters upstairs.
They moved him to grommets and O rings.
They say inspiration is 99 percent perspiration...
They'll be choking on our dust come morning.
They're all trying to catch hold of one moment of time...
They're bringing down a blue letter!
They're discharging 80 percent of the workforce.
Think you can handle a blue letter?
Thinks she knows things about things she...
Thinks she's one of the boys. If you know what I mean.
This better be good. I'm in a bad mood.
This brings me to our company, Sid, and its future.
This guy's just a patsy and I'm gonna find out what for.
This has been your orientation.
This here is Norville Barnes.
This is how it works. It's got these ridges...
This is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen.
This is...
This letter was sent this morning by the big man himself...
This moment has been duly noted on your timecards...
This moment has been duly noted on your timecards...
This story's hot and you're no longer on top of it. It's the scoop of the century!
This sweet baby will put Hudsucker right back on top.
This...
This...
Those are the tools of the newspaper trade.
Though engaged at the time to quelqu'un d'autre...
Three things, commitment, electroconvulsive therapy...
Time is money, Ms. Archer.
To be able to say, Right now! This is it! I got it!
To mark this occasion of corporate loss...
To pad your account.
To publish the rantings of a disordered mind...
To Sidney J. Mussburger, regarding my demise.
To Sidney J. Mussburger, regarding my demise.
To sweethearts who want to be married in the swing of things.
To the 44th floor of the Hudsucker building...
To the pages of Amazing Tales Magazine.
To the trough of despair.
To whomever you and the board shall elect to succeed me as president.
Together we can fight this thing.
Tomorrow's my big presentation to the board.
Top, top level.
Tough luck, kid. You had a short climb up.
Tough titty toenails!
Traveling by motor bus, rail, even by thumb.
Try it on.
Try not to talk too much.
Twenty bucks says not here, she don't find one.
Und the elevator boy...
Und was blue und mopey.
Unless I see a vast improvement.
Unless it's a Monday, then you punch in 8:00.
Up on your feet! We don't crawl here at Hudsucker Industries!
Useful.
Usually bad news.
Values, watchwords, tender years.
Wait a minute.
Wait for a coconut to drop. File a story on it.
Walk down! Ladies and gentlemen, please step to the rear.
Waring Hudsucker is abstract art on Madison Avenue.
Waring Hudsucker never did anything the easy way.
Waring Hudsucker, founder, president...
Waring Hudsucker, hereby bequeaths him...
Waring Hudsucker! You get it, buddy?
Waring Hudsucker. Say, buddy.
Washed up.
Watch where you're... Hiya, buddy!
We are printing it!
We ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation.
We can really push around.
We can't use Morris. Been here too long. He's a nice guy with too many friends.
We don't crawl here at Hudsucker Industries!
We dumped the whole load.
We got something here called the rat race.
We have set a new record in sales, a new record in gross...
We need a front page with a heart and the Idea Man can put it there!
We need the first page of the contract retyped.
We play up the fact that Hud is dead.
We put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.
We regretfully announce that at 30 seconds after the hour of noon...
We'll all have chicken and dumplings When she comes.
We'll all have chicken and dumplings When she comes.
We'll all have chicken and dumplings Yes, we'll all have chicken and dumplings.
We'll call it the Flying Doughnut!
We'll see how Wall Street likes the news...
We're in a period of transition here. Things have slowed.
We're just dear friends. Isn't that right, Za Za?
We're loaded.
We're up 18 percent over last year's third quarter gross...
Well, almost everybody.
Well, as a matter they voted me Most Likely to Succeed.
Well, as you know...
Well, come down here, hammerhead, and I'll show it to you!
Well, frankly, I...
Well, I am a college graduate.
Well, I didn't bother to read the article. I didn't think the picture did you justice.
Well, I... I made Dean's List.
Well, if that's all...
Well, if you fold them, they fire you.
Well, it's a... It's a...
Well, it's done now. What's the use of grousing about it?
Well, it's not bad enough. Listen, chump.
Well, let me hold it or you'll have a real shiner.
Well, maybe you're the company's biggest moron.
Well, of course. I went to the Muncie Secretarial Polytechnic.
Well, thanks for being so generous. It is human and you are divine.
Well, that even surprised Old Moses at first.
Well, that just about does it.
Well, the future, that's something you can never tell about.
Well, the Hindus say, and the beatniks also...
Well, the picture's fine.
Well, this too shall pass.
Well, this year, if it's good, I plan to make it a tradition.
Well, yeah.
Well?
Well...
What a beautiful thought.
What are his hopes and dreams, his desires and aspirations?
What are his ideas? Why can't anyone interview him?
What are you doing down there, Ms. Archer?
What are you waiting on, Clarence? Pop him one.
What do you do when the envelope is too big for the slot?
What do you know about that?
What do you mean barging in and taking up my time?
What does he have for breakfast?
What exactly is the disposition of Waring's stock?
What gives?
What happened?
What if you tire before it's done?
What kind of bar is it, you can't get a martini?
What makes the Idea Man tick? Where's he from?
What scientific principle explains the mind bending motion...
What the hell is it?
What we need now is a new president who will inspire panic in the stockholder.
What you've got here, son, is a range war!
What, am I a headshrinker? Maybe the man was unhappy.
What, are you a mute?
What?
What'd you call me, you beatnik son of a...?
What's a six letter word for an affliction of the hypothalamus?
What's a three letter word for a flightless bird?
What's ailing you, boy?
What's the difference?
What's this I hear about you being an imbecile?
When asked what the Rorschach stains represented, patient replied:
When Doc Bronfenbrenner gets through with him...
When he learned that Norville owned the company, Sidney was upset at first.
When he reaches bottom, he may erupt und pose a danger to himself und others.
When he was just a swell kid with hot ideas who was in over his head.
When is the sidewalk fully dressed? When it's wearing Hudsucker!
When our future president needs it...
When she don't...
When the board meets after New Year's...
When they promoted you from the mailroom?
When you're dead, you stay dead.
When you're dead, you stay dead. Just ask Waring Hudsucker!
Where are you going? Get out of here! Stop that!
Where you would die like a miserable swine.
Where's my voucher?
While I was growing up in a little town you've never heard of.
While she was making a chump out of you.
Who are you? How did you know who I am?
Who heads a radical splinter group of disgruntled investors.
Who is he?
Who let you in?
Why are you pretending to be such a hard old sourpuss?
Why didn't you tell a guy? Hold on, folks, we're express to the top floor!
Why do you feel this woman betrayed you?
Why don't I just type this up?
Why is he an Idea Man? Because Hudsucker says he is?
Why on earth would I want a double stitch?
Why, you don't even know your own self.
Why? Why did he do it? Everything was going so well.
Will be made available to the public January 1st.
With acute schizoid tendencies.
With all details of my life. Not a happy story.
With long, graceful legs, gamboling through the underbrush.
With the downward spiral of our stock these past few days?
Without fear of the whims of the stockholders or an impatient board.
Without the enzymes kicking in after so long...
Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck.
World news in pictures, we kid you not.
Would you get out of here?
Wrong color voucher and they dock you!
Yeah, but, buddy...
Yeah, daddy. That's a roger. But we don't sell alcohol.
Yeah, he's a smart one, that Norville.
Yeah, he's a tall guy. A real mess.
Yeah, monkey or not, I'm still editor of this rag.
Yeah, Old Daddy Earth fixing to start one more trip around the sun.
Yeah, sure. Let's grab a highball.
Yeah, yeah, look, you better get down here. He says he's a friend of yours.
Yeah, yeah, standard resignation boilerplate.
Yeah, you! Barnes! You don't look busy!
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. I bet his initials are Sidney J. Mussburger.
Yellow? I'll show you yellow, boy!
Yes, I expect to be compensated for that.
Yes, I think I heard of that. What goes around, comes around.
Yes, Idea Man.
Yes, it's Hula Hula everywhere!
Yes, love him...
Yes, Mr. Mussburger.
Yes, sirree, this is my ticket upstairs.
Yes, the principle is the same...
Yes, well, in connection with my job...
Yes. Idea Man. Creator.
You ain't exactly the genuine article, are you, Ms. Archer?
You can quote me on that.
You can't surrender, Norville. Remember.
You could have destroyed the most sensitive document of my career.
You didn't give him my blue letter?
You didn't have the guts to come interview me man to man!
You don't accuse somebody of stock manipulation on a hunch.
You don't believe me, ask Waring Hudsucker.
You don't have to explain to me. He's a little person. He's nothing.
You don't know who she really is.
You don't know who she really is.
You don't say.
You don't. They haven't bought it.
You get it, buddy? It's a pun, it's a knee slapper...
You get more loft, more backspin.
You got something?
You got to release a statement.
You have a very charming wife, Mr... Sid.
You haven't talked to me for a week and now I'm going to say my piece.
You know ideas are the lifeblood of industry...
You know me, Amy, better than this dame. Do you think I'm an imbecile?
You know, for kids!
You know, for kids.
You know, for kids.
You know, for kids.
You know, for kids.
You know, for kids.
You know, they say there was a man who jumped from the 45th floor.
You lied to me. How could you lie to me?
You lost it, Amy. You gone soft, by the looks of it.
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, at 7:30 following a business holiday...
You see, Buzz, it lacks the creative spark...
You see, I don't intend to be an elevator boy forever.
You see, I'm not really a secretary.
You sold all our stock?
You stay dead, you stay dead. Sure, sure.
You think the board would do anything without my authorization?
You told me you'd gonna bring a smile to the hips of everyone in America...
You too, sisters, move it. Out, out, out!
You want slack, I'll give you slack!
You were doing the piece on the FBI. Hoover: When Will He Marry?
You will no doubt be wondering why I've decided to end my tenure...
You.
You'd love it.
You'd stolen it from him.
You'll be tattered Torn and hurting.
You'll be tattered, torn and hurting.
You're a fellow Muncian.
You're being awfully kind to yourself, Norville Barnes.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fools, both of you! You're being used, don't you see?
You're funny.
You're gonna have to circle our wagons or I'm gonna get out of your wagon train.
You're gonna need it..
You're not putting me out to pasture! I quit! Consider this my resignation!
You're not so slow, but you're not so swell.
You're the expert, but at the Muncie College...
You're the one person standing by me through this.
You're useless.
You've forgotten what made your ideas exciting to you.
You've slowed down, sitting up here like a sultan, not doing a lick of work.
Your companion is an ode!
Your position...
Your words, Norville, not mine.
Yup, all over town, champagne corks is a popping.
Zebulon, you mind now and quit acting like such an old grizzly.
6 7 8 7 0 4 9 Alpha 6!
...exactly when you did... I, myself...
44 floors... Forty five.
A beatnik bar. You can get carrot juice...
A Muncie girl! Better off falling for a rattlesnake.
A puppet. A proxy.
About seven minutes. Yeah, I was all wet about your Idea Man.
Adenoids? Lumbago.
Adenoids. No, Benny.
Amy, I'm... Shut up!
An example must be made. What do you mean, buddy?
and buy our company. What are you suggesting, Sydney?
And it's a cinch... Goiter. This guy isn't in on it.
And learn to fail... Fall!
Blue letter! Blue letter!
but I've got to tell you, this sweet... Wait a minute!
But, buddy... I can't have every deadbeat...
Buzz, I would never... Gee, that was a swell idea.
Buzz? Out on the town? Guess what?
Can more than one play? It's a game?
Chief. Hiya, chief.
Cigarette? No, thank you.
Confused? She's probably a fast talking career gal...
Could we charge extra for them? Is it safe for toddlers?
Daddy, it's like I've been telling you. You... I thought you served misfits here.
Do you have an appointment? No.
Do you know him? Do you know him?
Dope? Dipstick? No.
Fellas! You got something?
Fifty one. Not counting the mezzanine.
following his demise. Meaning?
Forty four. Forty four, the top brass floor.
Forty four. Not counting the mezzanine.
Four weeks. A month at the most.
Go, Eagles! Go, Eagles!
Go, Eagles! Go, Eagles!
Hate them. You!
He did? Turns out he's not such a bad guy after all.
He didn't look rich. He was never an easy man to figure out.
He didn't odder you money? A sawbuck!
He notices. She's distressed.
He says he'll leave. I said I'll be there!
He's not noticing, Benny. Maybe he's wise.
Hello? Hello, Norville.
Her mother needs an operation. Urgently.
Here comes the gargantuan Mr. Grier. Buzz.
Hey. Consider this my resignation.
How does she pull this out? He's getting away.
How long you been here? Forty eight years.
How long you been here? Forty eight years.
How'd that go? Well, it's hardly the same.
How's that, Sid? It's not serious in itself.
Hungry, anyway. I don't wanna bore you...
I can help you write it. Oh, what's the difference?
I can't print that! Why not? It's all true.
I didn't think the board was that smart. That smart?
I don't know. Amy's hunches are usually pretty good.
I filed it yesterday. Nice tie, Earl. Well, do a follow up.
I got gas, Benny. Yeah. Tell me about it.
I know I put up a big front, but... I believe in you, Norville.
I know that, Amy. You do?
I, myself... Only to have that belief...
I... Yeah?
I'll be right there. Yes, Mr. Mussburger.
I'm not sure. I need that voucher!
if you... Worked in a watch factory?
if you... Worked in a watch factory?
Is it a game? Will it break?
Is that a boy's model? Can a parent assemble it?
Is the à la king repeating on you? No, I'm fine. You were saying?
It better break eventually. Is there an object?
It could work. It should work.
It would work. It's working already.
It's marvelous. Every year?
January 1st. Thirty days.
Jeez, sir, I... Oh, it's New Year's.
Karma. The great circle of life, death and rebirth.
Let me look. Sid found me the ice pack.
Lobby, we haven't got all day. Right away, Mr. Mussburger.
Look who's here, Amy Archer... No.
Mailroom. This will only take a moment. Yeah.
Maybe I was a little rough on him... Forget it.
Memories. Of the years you and I have spent...
Mind if I join you? Be my guest.
Mind if I join you? Be my guest.
Mr. Levin, 37. Thirty six.
Muncie. Whatever!
Muncie. Whatever.
My leg is on fire! No assumptions!
No, I have to tell you... That person would come back...
No, single stitch is fine. But the double stitch, she lasts forever.
No, Vidalia. Farm Route 17. Oh, yes, 17, yes.
Norville, I'm sorry. Bar fella, I'd like...
Norville. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, is that it? Yeah.
Oh, my God, sir. Mrs. Eisenhower is very proud of you.
Oh, the folly of youth. Those green remembered hills.
Old satchel butt. I know they're gonna buy that stock.
On Norville Barnes. Yeah.
or Smoocher or... Smitty.
Parcel size, a maroon voucher! This is for Morgatross! Chop chop!
Phony? As a three dollar bill.
Pull yourself together, man. Nobody told me!
Punch in late and they dock you. This goes to seven! Urgent.
Says who? Says me, Amy Archer!
Says who? You're not the only one with sources.
See, without that capital formation... Yeah, yeah.
Shall we look in the book? Ma'am, we shall...
She better think fast. She isn't.
She looks through her purse. No money.
She's got other problems. There's illness in the family.
She's looking for her mark. She finds him.
She's losing him, Lou. Maybe he's wise.
She's right here. How much time to make the late final?
Sir. Glad to know you, Barnes.
Snappy! With a little jazz!
Terrific. You know, entry level.
That Wall Street fraud guy. Nuttier than a fruitcake.
The Hoopsucker! The Hudswinger!
The Hoopsucker. The Hudswinger.
The new president must be free to fall... Fail!
The Wacky Circumference! Uncle Midriff!
This is the President. Oh, my God, sir.
to experiment and even fall. Fail.
Watch it! It's about a dim witted editor who...
We depress the stock. To the point where we can buy 50 percent.
We don't seem to be in the book. I wouldn't be.
We need something short! Sharp!
Well, maybe I... And only some kind of knuckle head...
Well... Sure, you're biased.
What if you tire before it's done? Does it have batteries?
What if you tire before it's done? Is there a larger model for the obese?
What? On Farm Route 17?
Yellowstone. Old Faithful.
You don't say? Yes.
You get the special? Far from it.
You mean you know about this? Know about it? Sure.
You're from Muncie? Why, yes. Do you know it?
Your... Sure, it was.
...an exciting new beginning. I will retain fond...
...and angel who, in her wisdom, saw fit to choose you instead of I.
...and in love.
...his second chance.