Planet Terror (2007) Edit

A friend of mine brought back to do some studies on.

A friend of mine will be here before 10:00 to pick up Tony.

A girlfriend of mine had a theory.

A gun.

A missing leg that's now missing?

A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border,

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

About a fucking jacket, then fucking take it,

About as useless as a pecker on a pope.

Actually, I still have those in my fridge.

Actually, yes.

Ah ah!

Ah ah!

Ah, he was causin' a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

Ah!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit.

All abscesses should be drained, period.

All right, boys. Come on.

All right, then. Thanks for the extra help, Earl.

All right, y'all, head out. I'll hold 'em off.

All right.

All survivors gotta come with us.

All three?

Also known as Project Terror.

Always have.

Amen.

And and probably die.

And a businessman. Not military.

And a deer darts out in front of you,

And a little bullet comes out of here.

And being dick.

And defend ourselves from there.

And don't fuckin' touch anything!

And for that I will pay you $150,000...

And gain your knowledge.

And have a bye bye slip.

And he kills the bad guys.

And here I stick my neck out for you.

And here you're saying in front of everybody

And I don't want to fire your ass 'cause I like lookin' at your ass.

And I looked for it for two weeks.

And I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket.

And I was afraid...

And I've been to Morocco.

And I've seen me a stripper with 12 toes,

And I've seen me a stripper with no brains at all,

And my scorpion.

And my turtle.

And now you want me to help you kill all these men?

And our balls in our throats, lookin' for America's most wanted.

And secondary bacterials,

And that now they're gone?

And that you shot at 'em with a gun

And that, by the accumulation of denuded tissue around the incision marks,

And that's what I intend to do, Wray.

And the little bullet hits you right there.

And the son of a bitch bit my goddamn finger off.

And then we'll move up

And within this small percentage lies a cure.

And you know the rules.

And you know what?

And you pull the little trigger here...

And you're gushing blood and pus through every sacred hole in your body.

Any girl leaving early

Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.

Anyone else have a car?

Anything else?

Appetizing.

Are not affected by the gas itself,

Are you a wrecker, Wray?

Are you sure you want to do this?

As you may know, illegal aliens such as yourself

Asshole.

Asshole.

Automobile accident off of Highway 18.

Aw, hell. Can't I just get a tetanus shot or something?

Aw, no, thanks.

Baby... get the needles.

Bam, there he is, lookin' me right in the eyes.

Barbecue?

Bastard!

Be right there.

Because I believed everybody, and I've already booked shows in town.

Because I earned it.

Because you didn't believe in us,

Been open 25 years.

Best damn barbecue in Texas...

Best in Texas.

Best in Texas.

Big enough to take all of us.

Bit? Bit by what?

Black abscessed tongue.

Blood is salty.

Bot fly, do you think?

Break a leg!

Break it off! Ha ha!

Bring it. Let's go.

Bring some guns... and ammo!

Broke out the window.

Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his barbecue recipe.

But ain't never seen me a one legged stripper.

But especially...

But I ain't never seen me a one legged stripper.

But I lied.

But I've got his pocket bike in the trunk.

But not

But not you, Tolo!

But they all say I'm hysterical.

But we need every man on the job!

But who's gonna laugh now?

But you did.

But you need to be here in the next 20 minutes.

But you only have to stay till 10:00.

But you're not.

But you've written each other.

But, hell...

By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eatin'.

Bye, Daddy.

Can anyone else fly a helicopter?

Can't you just... sew it up?

Canned.

Careful.

Carlos, go get him.

Cash.

Cherry Darling.

Cherry, darlin', I told you too many fuckin' times

Cherry, darling...

Cherry!

Cherry! Cherry! No!

Cherry?

Cherry.

Chronic viral ulcerative lesion.

Class A clusterfuck.

Coffee.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Wray.

Come on.

Come with us.

Correct. But we found that a small percentage of people

Could it be the same guy as your leg snatcher?

Could that be possible?

Cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes, please.

Damn good sausage link, J.T.

Damn it, Wray.

Damn it.

Damn light.

Damn shame.

Dance for me, motherfucker.

Dance it up.

Dance, bitch!

DC 2?

DC 2?

Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia

Deer.

Designed to take out an entire populace in a controlled landlocked area.

Did you find what was in the pocket?

Did you know she was back in town?

Didn't I tell you that?

Do what you do best.

Do what, now?

Do you like Ava Gardner?

Do you remember how to ride a bike?

Doc.

Doctor Block!

Does that make any fucking sense in your head?

Don't do nothin' stupid, J.T. I got it covered.

Don't give him the gun. Not

Don't make any sudden moves.

Don't point the gun at yourself.

Don't shoot each other.

Don't shoot me.

Don't shoot!

Don't taunt me, tramp.

Don't tell me. Uh... liquefactive necrosis.

Don't touch anything.

Don't worry, baby.

Don't wreck it.

Don't you get it?

Dumbass.

Easier access.

El Wray?

El Wray.

El Wray...

Emotion.

Especially if it's your dad.

Especially you...

Even better than me.

Ever since that bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit.

Everybody back inside!

Everybody gather up supplies.

Everybody grab a badge and a gun.

Everyone behind me!

Everyone else on board!

Everything.

Everywhere.

Exactly.

Except for you, Wray.

Except for you, Wray.

Fell out.

Fine. But we're taking my car.

For how long?

For once, our intel was right on the money.

Found your ring.

Fuck me?

Fuck no.

Fuck that. I was never in Iraq.

Fuck! Motherfucking pussies!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuckin' thing.

Fucking catastrophe.

Fucking listen.

Fucking shit!

Fucking Wednesday nights!

Fucking Wednesday nights.

Get him the fuck down here now!

Get in.

Get in.

Get Lewis down here.

Get out there and book him,

Get some light in here.

Get that thing away from my pumps!

Get the rest of this shit upstairs and we'll blow this entire floor.

Get to our vehicles.

Get up. We're leaving.

Get your ass up!

Get your sorry ass in here!

Give him all the guns.

Give him the gun.

Go ahead, drop your pants.

Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in.

Go on, leave me.

Go on! Get off him, Rusty!

Go to the ocean.

God bless you and your service to this country.

God damn it, girls.

God damn it, he's right.

God damn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again.

God damn it, I'm not all right at all, brother.

God damn it, that's it.

God damn it, wait for me.

God damn it!

God damn you!

God damn, J.T.

God damn!

God... damn.

Good. Fuck you.

Got anything that could transport more people?

Gotta eat quick, sweetie.

Great. Well, that's just fantastic,

Have Andy pick 'em up.

Have you ever killed anyone before?

He bit my finger clean off!

He gets the women.

He has to sign her in.

He knows the score.

He made this baby for me free of fuckin' charge. Heh heh heh.

He thinks he's gonna come over here and get my recipes...

He was given an offer he couldn't refuse.

He was.

He wasn't supposed to be there, we weren't supposed to be there,

He's a furry one.

He's already on 620 picking up another two.

He's coming after us.

He's getting his dick wet, sir.

He's getting his dick wet, sir.

He's gone.

He's infected.

He's running a temperature of 105.

Heh heh heh. Best in Texas.

Heh.

Hell yeah.

Hello, baby.

Helps me monitor my state of calmness.

Here and there.

Here, take this with you.

Hey, Abby.

Hey, Block.

Hey, my other tooth fell out.

Hey, what happened to your tooth?

Hey, Wray.

Hey, you all right, bro?

Hey, you want some barbecue?

Hey, your tooth fell out, too.

Hey! Bastard!

Hey! Hey!

Hey. Hey!

Hey. Hey! What are you guys

Hey. What's up, Doc?

Hi, Joe.

Highly contagious.

Hold on.

Holy shit, I think I finally cracked it.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Hop on.

How do you figure that?

How's the wife, Earl?

How's your stump?

I also eat lots of shit.

I also want your balls.

I always wanted to be a doctor.

I am not leaving you here like this.

I am not one to be taunted.

I believe that you could be better.

I can fly, but...

I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romey.

I can take care of myself.

I can't walk.

I cost the most...

I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell you.

I could be dyin' in your arms, I ain't gonna tell you!

I couldn't get off work this week.

I did want to hurt you.

I didn't mean to be a prick about it.

I didn't want to hurt you.

I didn't.

I do believe in you.

I don't go by that name anymore.

I don't go by that name anymore.

I don't have a right?

I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out

I don't know, baby.

I don't know, uh

I don't know. Just just do me a favor right now and just...

I don't remember. I set the heat with my hand.

I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around? Heh.

I don't use no goddamn foil.

I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out.

I finally found my my award winning barbecue sauce!

I find them and I lead them...

I get it right there out of the dam.

I got it.

I got two delinquents been hangin' around here for over an hour.

I gotta get home. I'll see y'all tomorrow.

I gotta go.

I hate to do this to you, Earl,

I have no leg!

I have nothing to say to you.

I have seen me a stripper with one breast,

I have seen me some crazy ass shit in my day...

I haven't talked to her in a while.

I highly doubt that.

I knew it.

I know it sounds a little arrogant puttin' up a sign

I like how you say fuck.

I looked for it for two weeks.

I looked for it for two weeks.

I love you, sweetie.

I love you.

I made Jesse a plate of barbecue so goddamn good,

I made you laugh.

I mean it this time.

I mean, Padre.

I mean, really.

I mean, we we stopped before.

I need a dramatic change in my life.

I need a ride.

I need for you to see this.

I need some Bactine or something?

I need someone else to drive my truck!

I need to get to town.

I need you to become...

I never forgot it.

I never miss.

I never miss.

I promise.

I put two in his heart, one in his computer.

I stick it out far.

I still eat here, J.T.

I swear to God. I've got these Iraqi eyeballs

I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power

I tell you what, brother, that little bit of blood did the trick.

I think I can... goddamn guarantee that.

I think I nailed it.

I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.

I thought for sure you would.

I thought you said if you saw a deer, you shouldn't fucking swerve!

I thought you stopped seeing each other.

I took a vow of peace.

I want you to open that for Mommy.

I want you to shoot them, okay?

I was beginning to lose hope.

I was cold. I took your fucking jacket.

I was earlier tonight.

I was earlier tonight.

I was gonna be a standup comedian.

I was gonna give it to you, but you left me.

I was just thinking that you, uh...

I was thinkin' we could build us a new place,

I was walking out on you.

I wish there was something I could do.

I wish you could see us, us two.

I work the back.

I wouldn't have given you such a hard time.

I'd even be doing something to stop the bleeding.

I'd stand clear if I were you.

I'll ask you one more time.

I'll be right back.

I'll fly.

I'll give you a ride.

I'll handle this.

I'll leave him watching TV.

I'll see what I can do.

I'll talk to you later.

I'm a scientist...

I'm Cherry.

I'm going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic,

I'm gonna eat your brains...

I'm gonna go get Cherry!

I'm gonna go get my dick wet.

I'm gonna have to fire your fuckin' ass,

I'm just cherry.

I'm just gonna have to make this quick.

I'm kiddin'. Heh.

I'm like you said I would be.

I'm listening. What's the trouble?

I'm nobody.

I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech, Sheriff.

I'm not kidding, Tony.

I'm not leaving you, Wray.

I'm not that optimistic.

I'm out. I swear, Abby, I'm I'm

I'm quitting.

I'm really quite attached to them.

I'm riding with you.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry...

I'm the mother of your son.

I'm walking out of here with this shit, Wray.

I'm walking out of here with this shit, Wray.

I'm workin' on the perfect sauce.

I've always said you're funny.

I've got several right here.

If I had known that you were...

If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got.

If you blink or brake or swerve

If you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour

If you're gonna do that shit, do it onstage!

In case I want to catch one of your shows?

In loving memory.

Incredible. They were completely milked over.

Indicates that you've had this bite for over 14 days.

Instead, I can do...

Interferes with the neurotoxic delivery, sets off the cell blaster,

Is a deep impact wound with several virals

Is a special night.

It delays the negative effects.

It just needed a little thickening agent. You know what I'm talkin' about?

It sure did.

It was really good seeing you again.

It wasn't a deer.

It will be.

It'd just do the same goddamn thing that the blood did.

It's all you.

It's all you.

It's already got my sweat, it's got my tears. Now all it needs is some blood!

It's beautiful.

It's furry.

It's go go, not cry cry.

It's in the trunk.

It's J.T., Sheriff.

It's just a clear case of you or him.

It's just a stripped radiator cap.

It's just overheating.

It's like you said it would be, Wray.

It's like, uh, connecting the dots.

It's not funny. It's pathetic.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. They can live in the same tank.

It's simplicity itself.

It's spreading all the way up to your shoulder.

It's spreading.

It's two against the world.

It's under our feet.

J.T.

J.T. always comes out and greets.

J.T., how's the barbecue business?

J.T., you all right?

J.T.!

J.T.?

Jesse James Custom Dominator.

Just like this.

Just like your video games.

Just passin' through, I hope.

Just pick 'em off...

Just reach up.

Just stack 'em on top of the counter.

Just thinking about maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks.

Keep dancing!

Kind of like a fountain.

Let me go, you motherfuckers!

Let me go, you son of a bitch! I can get you more!

Let me see your last three messages.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's sort this shit out, boys!

Lewis?

Like a drug.

Like fuck he does.

Like that Chris Rock... only prettier.

Look at me!

Look for it.

Look what you did to our son!

Look, you were being an unbelievable dick.

Looks like a no brainer.

Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby.

Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river.

Lose the arm? What do you mean, lose the arm? My arm?

Machete.

Me and my men walking around with our dicks in our hands

Me, neither.

Meet me at my brother's!

Meet my wife.

Mexico.

Mm.

Mmm.

Most of it's her own doin', you know.

Motherfucker.

Motherfucker.

Motherfuckers around here eat road kill.

Move it, Peggy!

Move it!

Move your ass! Come on!

Must be passin' through.

Must've passed out after I killed those things.

Mustard gas it does that to your eyes.

My blue friend...

My leg's stuck in the door!

My name is Electra. Her name is Electra, too.

My thought exactly.

My yellow friend...

Need to know basis, that kind of shit.

Neither do I, sir.

Never did like that son of a bitch.

Never did.

Nice shootin'.

No brain.

No cure.

No dead bodies for Da da tonight.

No dead bodies for Da da tonight. Amen.

No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.

No, it sounds like a go go dancer.

No, it's a happy dance.

No, it's not.

No, please.

No, the other one.

No, the other way.

No, you're not!

No!

No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.

No! No! No! Aah!

No.

No.

No.

No. The other way.

No. We have to get back to my lab.

Not at all.

Not at this moment.

Not cry cry.

Not enough.

Not even hunting?

Not even hunting. And you know that.

Not so fast.

Not today! Not today!

Not with your history.

Nothing.

Now I'm gonna give you...

Now let's see how fast your friends work.

Now they're out there in the night doing God knows what.

Now you do. What do you think?

Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?

Now, how did you know that?

Now, I'm starved for entertainment, baby, and that means you.

Now, if we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest,

Now, that's a rump roast.

Octopi.

Of April.

Of what you might do to me,

Oh, balls.

Oh, dear.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, I eat meat.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Oh, never mind. Here they come.

Oh, nice.

Oh, oh, oh! I know what this is.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Check this out.

Oh, so, now you're the comedian.

Oh, sure, yeah.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, that's funny.

Oh, we sure are.

Oh, what do I know, my love?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Big contest comin' up.

Oh! Fuck me!

Oh.

Oh. Hey!

Oh. Um...

Oh...

Oh... I sure will.

Ohh!

Ohh! Stop!

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh. Useless talent number 66.

Ohh... come on, let's go.

Ohhhh!

Okay, my name is Electra.

Okay! Fuck!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Gotcha, gotcha.

Okay. You need to get up 'cause we're leaving.

Old J.T. knows how to live.

One severed limb.

Open that door, will you, baby?

Open the shades.

Open up, now.

Or her.

Or in me.

Or you gonna eat?

Outside now!

Over here.

Oye, chica.

Pack a day for 40 years.

Palomita?

People eat road kill?

Period.

Pick this up, please.

Please, Father, have mercy.

Please! Stop!

Possible spinal trauma...

Put our backs against the ocean

Put this place back on the map where it belongs.

Put your backs to it. Protect yourselves there.

Radio!

Ramona.

Ramona.

Ramona.

Rated X.

Reach up!

Read it.

Read it.

Real pretty tonight, Holly.

Right now I ain't callin' my brother. I'm callin' the sheriff.

Right now,

Right there where the old one was.

Right there.

Right.

Sack.

Salt.

Savin' lives, are you?

Say ahh.

Science comes first, but business comes a close fucking second.

Scooped clean out of her skull.

See how fast my friends work?

See them in love.

See them in terror.

See this?

See y'all.

See, you're telling me that you just got this bite?

See? I'm funny.

Seems only strangers eat here.

Send it flying away from you.

Set up, double crossed,

Sewage.

She goes by Lia, I go by El. El from Electra, Ame from Amelia.

She said at some point in your life,

She'd say...

She's beautiful.

She's got one leg.

She's on her way.

Sheriff, can we finish this conversation somewhere else?

Sheriff! How much ammo we got?

Shit eating grin.

Shit, you'll just kill yourself.

Shit?

Show it to me.

Show it to me.

Show it to me.

Shut the fuck up!

Shut up, Joe.

Skip, grab the twins! Come along with me!

Smokin' hot. Whew!

Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes.

So remember it.

So that was you.

So what? Get up!

So you won't feel anything during the procedure.

So you won't feel anything during the procedure.

So, if you're gonna go on one of your psycho obsessive controlling rants

So, instead of a chest full of medals, we get a face full of DC 2.

So, now you know where it is?

So, uh...

So, um...

So, what do you do?

So...

So... it does take its toll.

Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions.

Some fuckin' wood!

Somebody call my wife.

Son of a bitch! Abby! Listen!

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Sounds like a stripper.

Stand.

Stay strong.

Stay?

Still can't feel a thing.

Stop!

Suit yourself.

Suspense.

Suspense.

Take this.

Talked about it enough.

Ten stories down.

Thank you for telling me about...

Thank you for this.

Thank you.

Thank you. That'll be all.

Thanks for askin'.

Thanks.

Thanks...

That boy's got the devil in him.

That him over there?

That is, not until we found somebody from the other side

That looks like gout.