Grindhouse (2007) Edit

A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job?

A friend will be here before ten to pick up Tony.

A girlfriend in six years is because girls will fuck him.

A missing leg that's now missing?

A small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself.

A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border,

Abernathy, don't get on my nerves right now.

Abernathy, get your ass up here.

About a jacket, then fucking take it.

About as useless as a pecker on a pope.

Abs, I'm supposed to be the illiterate one.

Actually, I do want you to have a shot.

Actually, I still have those in my fridge.

Actually, yes.

Actually, Zoë is not, but Kim and I are. So, we're totally track down able.

After that, we'll see if they got another Jäger in them.

Agreed.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah... Good for you, Nate.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit.

Ain't nothing good about it. I bottle it myself.

All four souls taken exactly at the same time.

All I said was, I had a sexy friend named Butterfly

All Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend.

All right, all right. Come on. You guys know the drill, huh?

All right, y'all, head out. I'll hold 'em off.

All right. Get it together.

All survivors gotta come with us.

All the classics.

All the fucking time, and surprise me every once in a while with pot.

All three?

Amen.

And a deer darts out in front of you,

And admittedly, we were a little fucked up.

And after that...

And after this one...

And be careful where you point that thing.

And damn if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch.

And everybody I ever meet goes in this book.

And for that, I will pay you $150,000... cash.

And have a bye bye slip.

And have the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the fucking

And he brought me with him on that until...

And he'd get his ass down here more often than he does.

And here you're saying in front of everybody someone up and snatched it?

And I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out

And I don't think you want everybody in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.

And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep

And I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep

And I looked for it for two weeks.

And I looked like him a bit.

And I saw you outside of Guero's, too.

And I want to drive a Dodge Challenger, fuck me, swinging balls out.

And I was afraid of what you might do to me...

And I'm just getting too fucking old for that shit.

And I've been checking the classified at the back looking at cars for sale.

And I've been to Morocco.

And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me,

And if he had, he would have ended up in this group

And if you ask me, he should have.

And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends.

And it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders.

And it's no guys. Absolutely no guys.

And Lee's on a will notify for the next four days.

And me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time.

And my turtle. And my scorpion.

And now I've met you and you're going in the book.

And now they're out there in the night doing God knows what.

And old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle.

And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call.

And our balls in our throats, looking for America's most wanted.

And she still fell in.

And that just happens to be one of Zoë's.

And that now they're gone?

And that you shot them with a gun you never should've had in the first place?

And the little bullet hits you right there.

And the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin,

And the son of a bitch, he bit my goddamn finger off!

And then Bob did another show, Gavilan,

And then that show turned into The Men of Shiloh,

And then, if they say that...

And this year, there will be no leftovers.

And two... We're not really fighting.

And two... We're not really fighting.

And we can't cut that off.

And we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight.

And when I said it, if I had of known I was gonna come to America,

And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh.

And within this small percentage lies a cure.

And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room

And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard.

And you know the rules.

And you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here.

And you want to buy it?

And Zoë starts fuckin' around.

And, if I fell in that fucking thing,

Answer the question, motherfucker. Did you or did you not say that?

Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger

Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.

Anyhoo, I could explain what I said, which would be boring,

Anyhoo, I'm sorry. You forgive me?

Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians doubling Gary Clarke.

Anyway, I subscribed to the local paper a month ago.

Are being forced out of our country at an alarming rate.

Are you a wrecker, Wray?

Are you sure you wanna do this?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.

As of this moment forward, except for you, Wray.

As opposed to disappearing for six months.

As... Fu Manchu.

At this old military hospital, this one guy came back from Iraq with this.

Auckland, to answer your question.

Ava Gardner, do you like her?

Aw, I like it.

Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know.

Because he kinda looks like The Rock so we all just call him The Rock.

Because you didn't believe in us or in me.

Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night,

Because you're insane.

Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway.

Best barbeque in Texas round the clock.

Bet your ass he is.

Bill Moseley...

Bitch, you might be acting like you're 12 years old,

Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it.

Bitch!

Bitch!

Black men and a whole lot of motherfucking white men

Blood is salty. That's all my sauce needed was just a little more salt.

Blow up the joint..

Bobby's here.

Bonnet, my ass. You're on the hood.

Break a leg.

Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe.

Brought to you from your friends at the Weinstein Company.

Bullshit on that.

Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger.

But aside from that, I'll be sweet.

But because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.

But does it have to be a Dodge Challenger?

But don't worry. He'll say yes.

But especially...

But from your look, I can tell nobody pestered you at all.

But he fucked another woman on my birthday.

But I must warn you of something...

But I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.

But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk.

But if you don't stop crying, I'm gonna fire your ass.

But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit.

But maybe, a little later in the evening, you've had a few drinks,

But not funny looking guy who you could fuck.

But nothing...

But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back cracking slave.

But other than that, he's putty in my hands.

But that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary.

But that's OK.

But that's OK. We're stunt people, we ain't got good sense.

But the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.

But then, later, I started feeling a little bad about myself.

But until that day, it's wild west, motherfucker.

But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America.

But when I said it, I didn't mean in America.

But why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local DJ.

But you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now,

But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense

But you gotta get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up.

But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here.

But you know...

But you need to be here in the next 20 minutes. Thank you.

But you're not.

But you've written each other?

But, don't mention it. She's shy.

But, my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,

Buy you a drink, repeat that poem, you gotta give them a lap dance.

By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eating.

Bye bye.

Can anyone else fly a helicopter?

Can they, alone, supply the blood needed to save Hitler's mad dream?

Canned.

Careful.

Carlos, go get him.

Check it out bitch. You want it fucking faster?

Check it out, bitch.

Check with management. We're registered for the next month.

Cheers, Butterfly.

Cheers.

Cherry Darling, I told you too many fucking times,

Cherry Darling.

Cherry Darling...

Cherry!

Cherry.

Cherry.

Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town.

Class A clusterfuck. He wasn't supposed to be there,

Come on now, sis. You just tell us.

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, Judy, how about it?

Come on, Wray. You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Move your ass! Come on!

Come over already. We're waiting for you.

Cool it, Judy!

Correct.

Could act it out for you, which I think

Could it be the same guy as your leg snatcher?

Cut the shit. What the fuck is going on?

DA says there ain't no crime here.

Daddy!

Dakota! We're sorry about Tony.

Damn it, Wray!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn shame.

Damn skippy, you meant it.

Damn!

Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?

Dance, bitch!

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

Dedicated to Jungle Julia, in loving memory.

Deer. We get a lot of them around here.

Dependant on their ass. Uh uh. If we don't score ourselves,

Designed to take out an entire populace in a controlled, landlocked area.

Did he know it was your birthday? He's the director. He's kind of busy.

Did I miss my chance?

Did I miss my chance?

Did you hear me Butterfly?

Did you hear me, Butterfly?

Did you just hit a boat?

Did you know she was back in town?

Didn't I tell you that?

Director wants to put a camera in the car, shoot the crash from the inside.

Do I frighten you?

Do I know? Yes.

Do it!

Do the same goddamned thing the blood did.

Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talking about?

Do you know her name or anything?

Do you know what a go go dance is?

DOAs? Have Andy pick them up.

Doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind.

Don't do nothing stupid, JT. I got it covered.

Don't even breathe.

Don't even fucking think about asking me next time you want me to do your hair.

Don't get worked up enough to crack it.

Don't look anywhere.

Don't look behind...

Don't look up...

Don't mention it. That's an order.

Don't point the gun at yourself.

Don't scream for help.

Don't shoot each other.

Don't shoot! We're not infected!

Don't taunt me, tramp.

Don't wreck it.

Don't you get it? We're the antidote!

Don't, don't, don't,

Don't, don't, don't,

Don't, don't, don't,

Don't, don't, don't,

Don't, don't, don't, don't,

Don't, don't!

Down a flight of stairs can usually find somebody to pay him for it.

Drinks! What can we get you?

Drop the fucking gun.

Dude, check it out. I wonder if BJ brought the bear with him.

Easier access.

Ehh!

El for Electra, Ame from Amelia. Does that make any fucking sense?

El Wray?

Enjoy it, cocksucker. You've earned it.

Especially if it's your dad.

Especially you...

Ever since my bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit.

Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floating on weed

Everybody back inside!

Everybody grab a badge and a gun. You're all deputies,

Everybody grab a badge and a gun. You're all deputies,

Everybody sit down!

Everybody, gather up supplies. We head out in 20.

Everyone behind me.

Everyone else on board!

Everywhere!

Exactly.

Except, I'm afraid I must file you...

Excuse me for living, but what is the thing?

Excuse me, but your name wouldn't be Butterfly would it?

Excuse me, most girls? What the fuck are you two?

Experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure.

Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy?

Faster, you black bitch, faster!

Finally, the truth about Hitler's diabolical plans

Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.

First, let me get my wife.

For a little test drive out on our own. Just to see if we're comfortable in it.

For once, our intel was right on the money. I come around a corner, bam,

For the good of both our people... our new senator must die.

Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move!

Four reasons, actually.

From Director Eli Roth...

From kindergarten through high school. That's what she did to me.

Fuck me?

Fuck me?

Fuck that shit. Let's kill this bastard.

Fuck that. I was never in Iraq.

Fuck you, motherfucker! Fuck you!

Fucking cool!

Fucking get away from me!

Fucking let me out of here! I'll fucking rip your fucking...

Fucking shit!

Fucking thing. Cheap!

Get away from me!

Get away from us, you cocksucker!

Get in.

Get Lewis down here.

Get more out of life.

Get ready to fly, bitch!

Get up there and you dance happy. It's go go, not cry cry.

Get your ass up!

Get your sorry ass in here!

Get, get... What are you... What are you... What are you gonna do?

Get...

Giddy up, girl!

Give him all the guns.

Give him the gun, Tolo.

Give it to Tony to take with him when my friend picks him up.

Give it.

Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in.

Go on! Get off him, Rusty!

Go out to a movie.

Go work your magic.

Go!

God bless you and your service to this country.

God has mercy. I don't.

God. Did you know Kim carried a gun?

Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna do that shit, do it on stage!

Goddamn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again.

Goddamn it, I'm not all right at all. Not at all.

Goddamn it, wait for me.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn sauce.

Goddamn you!

Goddamn, JT.

Good boy.

Good. Anyone else have a car?

Got anything that could transport more people?

Got some Bactine or something?

Great! We're having the best time.

Growl.

Gulp.

Happy Thanksgiving, baby.

Hardly. But, if you want to get with Jungle Julia,

Has in common with each other. We all hate the name Shauna.

Hate to do this to you, Earl!! But we need every man on the job!

Have had plenty fun adoring my ass.

Have you been following us?

Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoë's prowess,

He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present.

He gets the women.

He got banged up real good.

He got banged up real good.

He like to watch me pee.

He made me a tape.

He made this baby for me free of fucking charge.

He made you a tape?

He totally had a girlfriend.

He used a car and not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same.

He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

He was given an offer he couldn't refuse.

He's coming after us.

He's cute and all but Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her.

He's gone.

He's got a big thing for Julia.

He's likeable.

He's right on your ass! He's right on your fucking ass!

He's this electrician named Bruce. Kim started calling him The Rock

He's with her. He's responsible for her.

He's with them. I saw him in their convoy earlier.

Hell, yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn, them pretty little gals

Hell, yeah.

Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.

Hello, baby.

Hello, Palomita.

Help me!

Here and there.

Here I stick my neck out for ya.

Here's my finger.

Hey, Abby.

Hey, Abernathy. Check this out.

Hey, hey! What are you guys...?!

Hey, I resemble that remark.

Hey, if it ain't Lanna Frank.

Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time!

Hey, Warren!! Is there anybody in this place

Hey, what's up, doc?

Hey, you want some barbeque?

Hey, you.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Ladies, that was fun!

Hey.

Hi, Joe.

High velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass,

Hmm, really? Like what?

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Home of the Nazi's diabolical plan to create an army

Honey, I think you might want to get out.

Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents

Hop on.

How about a knife, at least?

How bad is he?

How can you not be on my side?

How do I know y'all ain't just gonna steal it?

How do you make a car death proof?

How in the fuck do you expect to do that?

How's that?

However...

I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said.

I also eat lots of shit.

I also want your balls.

I always wanted to be a doctor.

I am not one to be taunted. You got it?

I believe that you could be better.

I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour,

I can fly, but no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.

I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romy.

I can think it and I do.

I can't do it, Abby, please. Please, Abby.

I cost the most...... because I'm the best there is.

I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya.

I could be dying in your arms, I ain't gonna tell ya.

I couldn't get off work this week. But you only have to stay till ten.

I did damn near the whole third season of Vegas.

I did wanna hurt you.

I didn't get a good look at mine.

I didn't mean to be a prick about it.

I didn't steal any of them. They just... jumped ship.

I didn't.

I do believe in you. Always have.

I don't go by that name anymore.

I don't go by that name anymore.

I don't know, baby.

I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth.

I don't really see it's any of your business.

I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around?

I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass.

I don't want you checking out just...

I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.

I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out.

I find the lost...

I get it right there out of the dam.

I get it. This was all a joke, and it's super funny.

I got Iraqi eyeballs a friend of mine brought back to do some studies on.

I got one there too, Zatoichi.

I got shit on my mind.

I got to take a...

I gotcha. I'll be there.

I have found the perfect solution... the She Devils of Belzac.

I have nothing to say to you.

I have seen me some crazy ass shit in my day...

I haven't talked to her in a while.

I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said.

I highly doubt that.

I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something.

I just got lucky.

I knew it. For how long?

I know I said it, and I know I meant it.

I know I said we shouldn't do this again...

I know looks can be deceiving but I'm a teetotaler.

I know what this is.. Don't tell me. Liquefactive necrosis.

I know, baby, just hold on.

I listened to Jungle Julia's show this morning.

I looked for it for two weeks.

I love that philosophy. Warren says it, we do it.

I love you.

I made Jesse a plate of barbeque so good,

I mean it this time.. I need a dramatic change in my life.

I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral, a guy falls off a horse

I mean, I like Nate and all. He's cute. He's a pretty good kisser.

I mean, Padre.

I mean, we stopped before.

I meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand and Australia.

I need a ride.

I never forgot it.

I never miss.

I never miss.

I probably would have broken my fucking neck.

I put two in his heart, one in his computer.

I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

I remember taking a step and looking down.

I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie.

I said we made out, we didn't do the thing.

I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it, so...

I said, we're gonna see if this guy will let us take the car out without him...

I see. She used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk?

I should be in my hotel room asleep. Not fucking around here on tobacco road,

I still eat here, JT.

I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive.

I think I belong in the latter category.

I think I can goddamn guarantee that.

I think I'm gonna have to give you a rain check.

I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.

I think you got Mike laid tonight.

I thought so.

I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve!

I thought you stopped seeing each other.

I took a vow of peace, and now you want me to help you kill all these men?

I understand if I make you uncomfortable.

I want to say I want to buy it so he'll let me test drive it.

I want you to be around for a while.

I want you to shoot them, OK?

I was beginning to lose hope.

I was cold. I took your fucking jacket.

I was gonna be a stand up comedian. Who's gonna laugh now?

I was gonna give it to you, but you left me.

I was just thinking that you, uh...

I was Robert Urich's driving double.

I was straddling him.

I was thinking we could build us a new place right there where the old one was.

I was walking out on you.

I won't be getting fresh, putting my hand on your knee.

I'd stand clear if I were you.

I'll be back.

I'll be your best friend.

I'll give you a ride.

I'll leave him watching TV.

I'll pay for it when we get some.

I'll see what I can do.

I'll talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along.

I'm a scientist and a businessman. Not military.

I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, motherfucker!

I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make up and she's off for the next three days.

I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make up and she's off for the next three days.

I'm going to be a stand up comedian.

I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic

I'm gonna go get my dick wet.

I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him.

I'm like you said I would be.

I'm listening. What's the trouble?

I'm nobody.

I'm not angry. It just would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me

I'm not done with your ass now, motherfucker. I love your ass!

I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech. He bit my finger clean off!

I'm not kidding, Tony. You shoot them.

I'm not leaving you, Wray.

I'm offering you a lift, if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.

I'm OK!

I'm quitting.

I'm real sorry to hear about that. I wish there was something I could do.

I'm really quite attached to them.

I'm riding with you.

I'm serious. You start nagging us, we're pulling over to the side of the road

I'm so sorry. I really am.

I'm sorry, Romy, but I just don't trust you anymore.

I'm sorry... but I lied.

I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!

I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet.

I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet.

I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.

I'm walking out of here with the shit, Wray.

I've always said you're funny,

I've been getting the paper for the last month

I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover.

I've got to take the world's biggest fucking piss.

I've let him give me a foot massage and when we go to the movies,

I've let him hold my hand.

I've seen me a stripper with one breast...

If he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment.

If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me

If he let's us take it out on our own, I want to play Ship's Mast.

If he sends over shots, you've got to do them.

If I fell in that fucking thing...

If I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars.

If I had known that you were...

If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got.

If they'd do something, you'd do something.

If we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us.

If we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest,

If you are thinking of seeing this film alone...

If you blink or brake or swerve, shit, you'll just kill yourself.

If you don't bust their balls a bit, they never gonna respect you.

If you just drop me off...

If you...

If you...

If you...

If you're not gonna buy me a drink can I have mine back?

In fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots.

In my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass ****d.

In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts,

In this town, some dude is selling a stock

Instead of the thing you do.

Instead, I can do this.

Is it a porno movie?

Is it my scar?

Is it safe?

Is that it?

Is that jealousy I detect?

Is that the girl from the billboard outside?

Is that true?

Is the most celebrated day of the year.

It just so happens that we're all three off duty

It just so happens, I know exactly what I want to do.

It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that.

It looks like I got you by the balls, Abby.

It practically doesn't count if you start on the top.

It was really funny, OK?

It will be.

It would have been a while before you started gettin' scared.

It's a furry one.

It's already got my sweat and tears. Now all it needs is some blood!

It's beautiful.

It's better than safe, it's death proof.

It's blood.

It's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows?

It's dark as hell and you can't see shit.

It's furry..

It's just one of the best American movies ever made.

It's just overheating! I need to get to town.

It's like you said it would be, Wray.

It's my mom's car.

It's nice to be nice, Kim.

It's not the radiator.

It's OK. They can live in the same tank.

It's spreading.

It's the easiest thing to remember.

It's two against the world.

It's your car.

Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and I could take the car out

Jesse James custom Dominator.

Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fucking job to supply y'all

JT always comes out and greets. Let's go!

JT, how's the barbecue business?

JT, you all right?

JT!

JT! You take whoever you can fit in your convertible!

Jules, let me get a drag. Thanks!

Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio?

Just as I'm thinking, There's that ditch Abbie was talking about.

Just be like, Bitch get over here and get busy.

Just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit,

Just cause you asked nicely.

Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong.

Just for the experience.

Just like your video games.

Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna.

Keep dancing!

Kick his ass, Zoë!! Kick his motherfucking ass!

Kicking your ass out and picking you up later.

Kim, dick department. Let's hear it.

Kim, I may be stupid but I'm not bloody stupid.

Ladies.

Lanna Frank, where are you?

Leave us alone!

Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee!

Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee.

Let me hear you say I got it.

Let me see your last three messages.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Little lady's looking pretty good there.

Look at me!

Look for it.

Look like a goddamn giant chewed them up and spit them out.

Look out!

Look what you did to our son!

Look, double fucks.

Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in,

Look, I know what I said when I said it.

Look, I know you guys like him.

Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun.

Look, you don't have to do it for anyone you don't want.

Look, you were being an unbelievable dick.

Looking good, Cannonball Run!

Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.

Machete.

Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots.

Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's, touch base

Me and my men, walking around with our dicks in our hands

Meet my wife.

Mexico.

Mike, she already broke off that dance.

Miles to go before you sleep.

Miles to go before you sleep.

Mmm.

More than people who don't.

Motherfucker!

Motherfucker!

Motherfucker!

Motherfucker! Look at me!

Motherfucker.

Move it! Move it, Peggy!

Move out!

Must've passed out after I killed those things.

My blue friend... you'll barely feel.

My friend Jungle Julia over here says the jukebox inside is pretty impressive.

My point exactly.

My turn.

Nacho Grande platters.

Need to know basis, that kind of shit.

Never did like that son of a bitch.

Never did.

Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine.

No brain. Scooped clean out of her skull.

No cure.

No fucking clue.

No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it.

No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.

No worries, mate. I've got it all worked out.

No, but I know she's a skinny fake blonde bitch.

No, but that's what I love about Austin. It's just so damn small.

No, it sounds like a go go dancer. There's a difference.

No, no, no, no, no. It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.

No, no, no, no, really.

No, no, no, no. I'm wearing the jacket.

No, no, no! No! God...

No, OK, OK, OK, OK.

No, scratch that, tell me, I gotta go make conversation

No, she didn't.

No, the other one.

No, the other way.

No, we are not coming over there.

No, you didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever

No, you're not. Don't give him the gun.

No!

No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.

No.

No.

No. We have to get back to my lab.

Nobody!

Nope.

Not a goddamn thing.

Not at this moment.

Not enough.

Not just that, it has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.

Not really. But let me handle it.

Not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.

Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend,

Nothing to write home about.

Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing

Now how did you know that?