Grindhouse (2007) Soundboard Edit

Aah!

Actually, we're paying you a compliment, because we're gonna do some stupid shit.

Actually, Zoë, most girls wouldn't know Vanishing Point.

Ah!

All abscesses should be drained, period.

All right, boys. Come on..

All righty.

And after my red headed friend..

And here's my bye bye slip

And if they were out on the town maybe they'd see us,

And we really hate it when you call us Shauna

And you know what?

And, when are you thinking about leaving?

As long as the guy's buying the booze, a fucking bitch will drink anything.

As you may know, illegal aliens, such as yourself,

Ass bag!

Asshole

Asshole

Back in the all or nothing days, the Vanishing Point days,

Bastard! Bastard!

Before Christian Simonson shows up,

Boo yah, bitch!

Boo yah!

Break it off!

Bring some guns and ammo!

But he just acting like a man.

But not funny looking guy comes up and says it

But really, I got into the business the way most get into the stunt business.

But since you're going the other way...

But, um, if you could stop now, if...

Bye, daddy.

Can we finish this conversation somewhere else?

Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma...

CGI?

Come here, you..

Come on!

Dick! Fuck!

Did any of them survive?

Do what you do best.

Do you know what this is?

Don't look in there...

Don't make any sudden moves.

Don't run. Don't run, motherfucker! Don't run!

Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in

Dr. Block?

Flesh and bone and plain old Newton...

Found your ring.

From that point on, I specialized mostly in car stunts.

Fuck

Fuck this motherfucker!

Fuck you!

Get out there and book him. I'll fucking kill him if I have to do it.

Get that thing away from my pumps!

Get the rest of this shit upstairs, and we'll blow this entire floor

Give him that gun.

Go out front, start up the Kill Dozer.

Good for you. The shit they spread around there you wouldn't believe.

Goodbye, Bill.

He can fill this out after we talk. Let's go.

He knows the score.

He says it's him.

He was real lucky.

He's just giving me a ride.

Help me!

Here are your gloves.

Hey, good looking! Be back to pick you up later!

Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene

Hey, what do you do?

Hit the wipers

Hold on, I've got to come up!

How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?

How about that lap dance?

How's your stump?

I can get you more! No! No!

I can take care of myself

I did not steal him.

I didn't... I didn't mean anything

I do know what I'm doing! Shut up!

I don't have a right?

I don't remember. I set the heat with my hand

I figured one of the new deputies might end up shooting me,

I find them and I lead them..

I got two delinquents been hanging around here for over an hour.

I gotta sn...

I had a set crush on Cecil.

I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough

I looked for it for two weeks.

I love you, sweetie. There you go, bunny rabbit. Come on, come on.

I made you something.

I never had a choice.

I promise

I said a little something about you on the air today

I shot him and his punk ass sped off.

I wanna to hear this part of the song louder!

I want you to open that for Mommy.

I was earlier tonight.

I was just playing around.

I will blow the doors off that bitch.

I wish you could see us... us two.

I'd like to have a word alone with my business associate.

I'll hire me a do dirt ****a and he'll carry the gun.

I'm the mother of your son

I'm Too Drunk To Fuck]

I've been drinking club soda and lime all night.

If I can get this guy to let me drive it without him,

If you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour

If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy,

Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas.

It's go go, not cry cry.

It's just a stripped radiator cap.

It's like you said it would be

It's OK. It's OK.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time!

Jesus.

Just needed a little thickening agent, you know what I'm talking about.

Just reach up.

Just tell him you already did it at another place earlier

Kowalski from Vanishing Point. Mate, it's a fucking classic.

Let me get this straight.

Look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here

McGraw is here and a whole bunch of others.

Me neither.

Meet me at my brother's!

Motherfucking pussies! Let me go, you son of a bitch!

Must be passing through. Seems only strangers eat here.

My thought exactly.

Neither do I, sir.

Nice shooting.

No more fucking around. We go to Jäger shots

No pressure.

No, fuck the gas! Fuck it! I'm just gonna have to make this quick!

No, it's not.

No! No!!

Not me. I'm going out for a smoke

Nothing. Was thinking about maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks.

Now I've gotta catch me my other girlfriends.

Now, did you or did you not say that?

Now!

Of course you are. Of course you are

Of super werewolf soldiers

Oh, come on!

Oh, fuck me!

Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zoë!

Oh, my.

Oh, shit! I'm scared Kim, I'm really scared.

Oh, so now you're the comedian. Go ahead. Drop your pants.

Oh, that's a horse of a different color

Oh, there the motherfucker is!

Oh, Toolbox? The name sounds promising.

Oh, why? Oh, no!

Oh, you know I can't let you go...

Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me?

OK, get your ass in the back, let's go.

OK, I didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me, I didn't say it.

OK, oddly enough, I actually understood that.

Only, to get the benefit of it, honey,

Open up now.

Or, In my book, that's no good?

Ow!

Pick this up, please

Piece of shit!

Please don't dead end

Please don't dead end.

Please don't dead end. Please don't dead end.

Please don't dead end. Please don't dead end.

Put your backs to it, protect yourselves there

Real cars smashing into real cars with real dumb people driving them.

Riot In Thunder Alley]

See that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar?

She's beautiful

Shh!

Shit eating grin.

Shit!

Shit! Fuck!

So remember it

So you must be... must be... you must be the infamous Butterfly.

So, as of yesterday, for sale,

So, you got it?

Sorry, it was a one time only offer and she did it at Antoine's

Sorry, nothing.

Stay away!

Stay?

Stop! Stop!! Please! Stop!

Thank you for telling me about... you know.

Thanks honey

That him over there?

That looks like gout

That means my yellow friend is already taking effect.

That old boy murdered them pretty little gals

That'll be good for a laugh.

That's right, bitch.

That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up.

That's what we wanted to show you. They're gone.

The fourth Thursday in November

The only treatment is a regimented exposure to DC 2, itself.

The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in!

The woods are lovely, dark and deep

Then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand in?

Then, A little more. So, I do.

There's a packed suitcase under his bed.

There's eavesdropping and can't help but hear.

They all react differently.

They called him Machete.

They told me I'd find you here

This is my jacket

Thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete.

Tony! We're leaving!

Uh, I don't remember.

Watch that meat!

Watch your feet!

We can't be watching your kid all goddamned night!

We gotta tell her sooner than later

We have to get over that wall.

We're gonna fucking kill you!

We're gonna kill you, bitch!

We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time.

Well, I'm gonna have a hell of a bruise on my bum,

Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days

Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100 percent death proof

Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide.

What do you say El Wray?

What the hell is that?

What're you doing?!

Where do you think you're fucking going?

Who's laughing now bitch?

Whoa!

Whoa! Get away!

Why, that's more than enough and I want to thank you, Dr. Block.

Willing to sell us batches of this shit.

Women in cages.

Women in cages.

Woo hoo!

Yeah!

Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here.

You all right, bro?

You ask anybody.

You can have a seizure, go psychotic...

You have been chosen!

You held out on me.

You miss us, you lunatic bastard?!

You ride with her.

You shoot them in the head.

You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen! You don't need Abby. There's more!

You, Skip, front and center

You! You! Come with us.

You're a doctor?

You're engine is shot and you've got three blown tires.

You're the second person to show up tonight.

Your ass is just mad.

Your gas! You need your gas!

Zoë is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.

Zoë just lands on her feet.

Action...

All right.. All right.

And he kills the bad guys.. No!

And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? He's a stuntman.

Are you gonna give me a gun? Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you OK? I'm just cherry.

Baby, get the needles.

Because I earned it. How you figure that?

before I fucking kill him! What the hell is going on?

But just the same, no thanks. Suit yourself.

But they soon realized...

Bye.. Bye.

Damn good sausage link, JT. Best in Texas.

Did you do something to him? Nothing! Nothing! Shit!

Didn't I tell you that? Yeah.

Do guys like the thing? They like it better than no thing

Don't you mean See you later? Of course.

Go, go, go!! Get him! Get him! Get him!

He's running a temperature of 105. Is that bad?

Here, take this with you. Not your good spring water.

Hm hm. How about your little friend?

How's it going, JT? All right.

Howdy. Hi, there.

I got a man. How long have you had this boyfriend?

I wanna shut that ****a down

I'm Cherry. You sure are

I'm gonna go get Cherry. Fine, but we're taking my car.

I'm sorry I called you a black bitch. I forgive you. Hold the fuck on.

I'm sorry! What?

I'm very pliable. A girlfriend of mine had a theory.

Is it fast? Zero to 50 in four seconds.

It's like connecting the dots. I'm not that optimistic.

It's splintering! Will you just leave it alone?

Kim, I like you, too. Aw...

My leg's stuck in the door. It's just wood.

Oh, ****a, please! Really.

OK, give Marcy your drink. Thank you.

Old JT knows how to live. Like fuck he does

One... Kim?

Shanna Banana? Another big ass Long Island iced tea

Shit! Here he comes! Zoë! Fuck!

Show it to me. No

Suck on this for a while, bitch! Motherfucker!

That's unsanitary, doc. Helps me monitor my state of calmness.

Us girls.. Good idea

Water leaks when it heats up

We're doing more than that. What? Drive it fast?

What about my pocket bike? It's in the trunk.

What did she ever do to you? We went to school together

What the fuck's this?

What's your sign? Cancer!

Which is what? A virgin piña colada.

Wounded slightly. Why should I be wounded?

You believe her? No.

You like Ava Gardner? Sorry?

You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? You fucking son of a bitch.

Zoë! Zoë! Hold on!

...emotion. Please, Father, have mercy

...suspense...

...you gotta give them a lap dance

... I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared...

...are thinking..

...El Wray, I wouldn't have given you such a hard time.

...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.

...they all princess died.

...to our son.

...without tapping that ass

'Cause we're brothers