Risky Business (1983) Edit

A couple of boys in daddy's car.

A kid our age walks in with a hundred dollars?

A long ride, Joel. I don't ever come out this far.

A lot, probably.

A party?

A preponderance of bass, perhaps?

Aah!

Actually, it's fucked. Ha.

All ri... Good, I will.

All right, all right.

All right, come on.

All right, everybody, watch your feet.

All right, Goodsen, we know you're in there.

All right, here's the game:

All right, Stan, you're in for roughly 60 odd dollars.

All right.

All right.

All right. So you took her to dinner twice.

All right. So you took her to dinner twice.

All right. The kid likes music.

Already? I just got here.

Also, could you catch the phone if anyone calls, please?

Am I going in the right direction?

And he was glad to get that knowledge.

And how is Aunt Tudi?

And my mother's egg?

And then I hear the shower running...

And then, after the game Saturday, he fucked her.

And they're gone till Sunday?

And you got a girlfriend to boot.

And you wish to major in?

And, right now, you're one hot shit Future Enterpriser.

And, uh...

Anything, cookie.

Apparently, uh, you two had quite a meeting.

Are you a smart kid? Huh?

Are you coming or what?

Are you coming?

Are you ready for me, Ralph?

Are you stoned?

As long as we come to an arrangement, I'm in no mood for complaining.

Ask me about Vicki. Ha ha ha!

At least she knows we're on to her, Miles.

Bar?

Barry, excuse me. Is it okay if I have the room?

Barry, just bring the goddamn thing over tonight.

Be good.

Be patient.

Be whatever you wanna be.

Beautiful place you got here, Ralph. Is this all yours?

Because college girls can smell ignorance...

Because I don't have that much here.

Because, God knows, you're gonna need it. So long.

Because, see, me and Vicki were thinking about getting high.

Because, you know, I was thinking...

Big man with a gun!

Big man, huh, Guido?

Big school.

Boffing and fucking are the same thing.

Business.

Business. Yes.

But will you do me a favor?

Bye.

Call Misty."

Can I ask you something?

Can I have my furniture back, please?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Can you send it to me, Joel?

Certainly.

Chicago's finest dominants and submissives.

Clean, polite, quick.

Come on, Joel. You gotta take advantage of this.

Come on, let's be alone together.

Come on, let's go for it, huh?

Competition.

Correct me if my information is inaccurate.

Could we talk a minute?

Dalby got into Harvard.

Damn it.

Deuces, aces, one eyed faces wild.

Did you have a good time last night?

Did you have your bike there?

Do I?

Do we understand each other?

Do we understand each other?

Do you know what it's worth?

Do you like excitement, Miles?

Do you make a lot of money?

Do you think I'd accept a check from you?

Do you want to race?

Do you want us to go?

Does this couch open?

Don't forget to water the plants around the patio and in the dining room.

Don't steal anything.

Don't tell me I owe you another $300.

Don't throw your life away like this.

Don't worry so much. I'll be upstairs.

Don't you know that?

Don't, you're gonna break it.

Enough to pay for my father's car.

Every now and then, say, "What the fuck."

Every sales manager I know helps with production.

Excellent idea, Joel. Really excellent.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Uh, can I help you?

Fairly important. What do you do?

Fifty dollars?

Finally, I get to the door...

Finally, it was time to close shop.

Fine, well, let's see what else there is.

Fine. Now, you've taken your SATs already.

Fine. Now, your grade point average is 3.14.

Fine. Where are you?

First year, over 60,000.

Five card draw with a spit. Anaconda, high low.

Five ninety seven, Math. Five sixty, Verbal.

For Glenn? Where is he?

For the battery, I mean.

Forget it.

Forget it.

Forget it. I'm busy enough with marketing and sales.

Forty grand.

Four fifteen.

Free enterprise.

Freedom brings opportunity.

Friday night, the 4th, at the house.

Fuck you.

Fuck! Get out of here!

Fully equipped dungeons. Beginners welcome."

Future Enterpriser.

Future Enterprisers. Yearbook staff.

Gas?

Get off the babysitter.

Get out of here.

Get out. I'm not kidding.

Get over here, Dalby!

Give it a try.

Give me a hand with the luggage.

Give me the number, damn it.

Glencoe.

Glenn. Ha.

God, she's looking right at us.

God. Sometimes you gotta say, "What the fuck" Make your move.

Good night, everybody.

Good. I hope it hurts.

Gotta go. Check you later.

Guess we won't see each other for a while.

Guess what?

Guido's probably got me locked out of the apartment by now.

Ha ha ha. Yeah. What did you think it was?

Ha, ha. A good time, Joel.

Has that guy from Princeton left yet?

Has that guy from Princeton left yet?

Have a good time.

Have a great time.

Have you ever made love on a real train?

Haven't I been telling you, once in a while, say, "What the heck"...

He must have aced his Boards.

He needs a bike.

He said he cashed a bond.

He said he'd do his best for me.

He said the lady had knowledge.

He thought he owned me.

He's in school.

He's mad, Vicki.

Heh. She's only kidding.

Hello, Joel. I'm Jackie.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Here who comes?

Here, I'll get it.

Here's wishing you good luck on your future as a businessman.

Hey, asshole, don't...

Hey, buster!

Hey, Chuck. What's going on?

Hey, come on, pussy.

Hey, Guido!

Hey, I'm not pushing you on the idea or anything.

Hey, listen to you guys.

Hey, Mr. What The Fuck, what about exploring the dark side and all that?

Hey.

Hey. Whoo!

Hi there.

Hi, dear. It's Mother. Yeah.

Hi, Jackie, this is Joel Goodsen, 345 Remson, Glencoe.

Hi, Jackie? Oh, answering machine.

Hi.

Hi.

Hip is much better. She sends her love also.

Hit it.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Honey, can you hear me?

Honey, did you pack my Mace?

Honey, tell him about your involvement with Future Enterprisers.

Honorable Mention: Cook County Science Fair.

How about I write you a check?

How about some, uh, women's outfits?

How are you?

How can you be busy with marketing when I haven't given you the product?

How can you even tell if she's gonna be here?

How come you left home?

How come you're not in school?

How come?

How could you let this happen?

How do you like living at home?

How is that?

How much have I got on me?

How much time do you need?

I already arranged an interview.

I am not the house, okay?

I am very optimistic.

I beg your pardon?

I believed them all.

I can't believe Glenn bringing Statwiler over like that.

I can't believe we came all the way out here for that.

I can't concentrate with this.

I could go for some ice cream right now. Heh.

I deal in human fulfillment.

I did not do it with her, Joel.

I did not have a doctor's appointment...

I didn't give you a price yet.

I didn't have to say anything.

I didn't think you were coming home till tomorrow.

I didn't wanna do this. I thought it'd look good on my record.

I don't believe this. I've got a trig. midterm tomorrow...

I don't know if you know about this...

I don't know, Joel. I haven't given it a lot of thought.

I don't know, Lana. He's got such nice friends.

I don't know, man, I don't think I can go 40 on the artsy fartsy thing.

I don't know.

I don't know. Look, I called Jackie and she said try here. Okay?

I don't know. Why?

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't remember giving permission for a party, Joel.

I don't remember saying you owe me anything.

I don't think so, Joel.

I don't think you should mix centuries. I would do this.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.

I figured I'd have gotten into trouble.

I get it anyway.

I got $20.

I gotta figure out how to get my stuff back.

I had a doctor's appointment.

I had a great time.

I had this, uh, pain in my chest.

I have $50.

I have spent the last four years of my life...

I hear she's got this thing about choo choos.

I hope so. Heh.

I introduced her to my friends.

I just don't think I can leave until I get just a little compassion from you.

I just don't want you to get hurt.

I just got off the telephone with Bill Rutherford.

I just need a lift.

I just thought it might be nice if, uh, we spent the evening together.

I keep losing her.

I knew you could do it.

I know.

I left home because my stepfather kept coming on to me.

I like you, Joel.

I like your friend.

I mean it.

I mean, after your friend came over, I couldn't believe it.

I mean, doesn't anyone wanna accomplish anything?

I mean, God knows, they needed the service.

I mean, I know we could get along real nice, but, hey...

I mean, it's not fair. That egg was worth one hell of a lot more than $300.

I mean, this thing has gotten way out of control.

I mean, what she's doing there I don't know...

I mean, when you put your good money down...

I mean, you look like a smart kid.

I mean, you're all set. You're probably going to Harvard.

I need $300, Joel.

I need a bike.

I need long enough to make a few phone calls, okay?

I put my father's car into Lake Michigan...

I ring, but nobody answers.

I tell you what, we go 340?

I think he is too.

I think he wants us to go.

I think I'm gonna throw up on you, Joel.

I think I'm gonna throw up.

I think someone's out there.

I think there's a real future here.

I think we're both gonna make it big.

I think you got the hell out of there, ran home and whacked off.

I think you jumped on your bike, pedaled home and whacked off.

I think you know what I mean.

I think you're really wasted.

I thought it was a heart condition.

I thought maybe I could borrow a room?

I thought you said nobody was gonna be here.

I want my furniture back right now.

I was just thinking...

I was just wondering.

I won't accept any that aren't typed.

I won't! I won't!

I, uh... Heh.

I... I don't think so.

I... I'm just kidding.

I... I'm sorry.

I'd put all the Chinese things together, and the Greek on a separate shelf.

I'd really like that.

I'll be out next year.

I'll be quick.

I'll be right back.

I'll bet your folks are nice.

I'll go call him. Joel.

I'll make my own calls, thank you.

I'll never get into Princeton.

I'll see you around.

I'll spot you the three.

I'll think about it.

I'm a nice guy, and I'd like to meet you tonight.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

I'm back.

I'm calling.

I'm getting out of here, Barry.

I'm gonna get going, you know, or I'll miss the party.

I'm gonna get it back, is what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna kill Miles.

I'm learning, Mom. Okay, good.

I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there.

I'm not my brother.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm playing cards, Joel.

I'm positive.

I'm really not enjoying this.

I'm really trying to be friends with you...

I'm really trying to be friends with you...

I'm sorry, I am very disappointed in you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure I said the 5th.

I'm sure you've all read chapters six through eight by now...

I'm waiting for Glenn.

I'm... Look, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding.

I've got a brother.

I've got a cousin who went into dermatology.

I've got a lot of work to do.

I've got two minutes to take the whole test.

I've just made a terrible mistake.

If I can get my stuff back, I can get the egg.

If I don't get this stuff back...

If I had any self respect...

If you can't say it...

If you can't say it...

If you can't use it properly, you're not to use it at all.

If you just let me explain, if you just listen to me...

If you read me, grunt twice.

If you wanted to, could you take them over again?

In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck with another man's livelihood.

In the house?

In the privacy of your own home.

Inside.

Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'.

Is Howie Rifkin here?

Is she there?

Is there any company that doesn't have a product in production?

Is there something I can help you with?

Is this the way I left the equalizer?

Is this your car?

It could've worked out.

It just wasn't the girl, it was my father's car.

It was great the way her mind worked:

It'll wreck my whole grade point average.

It's a bargain, Joel.

It's a workshop...

It's fabulous.

It's in your cosmetic case.

It's just that my mind keeps working all the time.

It's my understanding, Joel, that you would like to attend Princeton.

It's okay.

It's really, uh, quite competitive.

It's ridiculous.

It's what every white boy off the lake wants.

It's what you want.

Jesus, she's fantastic.

Joel stepped out for a moment. Um...

Joel, are you there?

Joel, be a courageous person. Open the door.

Joel, did you get your SAT scores yesterday?

Joel, did you get your SAT scores yesterday?

Joel, do you like music?

Joel, go to school. Go learn something.

Joel, how can you miss?

Joel, I spoke to Bill Rutherford.

Joel, I want to show you something.

Joel, I'm going to give you a number.

Joel, the house is surrounded.

Joel, you wanna know something?

Joel!

Joel!

Joel!

Joel?

Joel?

Joel?

Joel.

Joel.

Joel.

Joel. Joel. Somebody at the front door for you.

Joel...

Just as long as we understand each other.

Just get off the babysitter.

Just get over here!

Just help me with the production.

Just leave. I mean it.

Just leave. Please.

Just this shameless pursuit of immediate material gratification.

Just use your best judgment. We trust you.

Just, uh, checking in to say hello, see how you're doing...

Kicked him out of Future Enterprisers too.

Lab reports should be on my desk by tomorrow afternoon.

Lana did production.

Lana was hungry. She wanted to go out for a bite.

Lana, look...

Lana! Get...

Lana?

Leave your name and number, I'll get back to you.

Let me put it this way:

Let's go make love on a real train.

Let's say a call comes in. It's for your mom.

Let's take a look at what we have, shall we?

Let's talk.

Listen, I wanna know who took my stuff.

Listen, maybe we don't work for you anymore.

Listen, you goddamn punk...

Lock the door when you leave, okay, Glenn?

Look, I want my egg back.

Look, I'm really sorry.

Look, I'm really...

Look, I'm really...

Look, if you don't wanna talk...

Look, if you'd just stop and listen to me, just for a minute...

Look, Joel, you look like a smart kid...

Look, just give me a break.

Look, look at it this way: you're making some good money.

Look, we're not exactly ripping you off or anything.

Look, will you m...?

Look, you've really got to help me.

Look...

Looks like University of Illinois.

Make a lot of money.

Make money.

Make some money. Be a Little Enterpriser.

Make your move.

Math: 597, Verbal: 560.

May I see your pass, please?

Maybe $6.

Maybe going out and getting some ice cream or something like that?

Maybe we work for Joel now.

Maybe.

Me, I don't want to make a mistake, jeopardize my future.

Miles.

Mom, Dad.

Mom, maybe it was there before.

Moron.

Movies. Any movies?

My father.

My folks', actually.

My house, my rules.

My life is ruined.

My manager.

My name is Evonne Williams. We sell decorative planters for $ 7.

My name is Joel Goodsen.

My name is Russell Bitterman, from Wheaton High.

My parents will be back in two hours, and they took fucking everything.

Nice service.

Nice to meet you, Jackie. I'm not Joel.

No guts, Goodsen.

No, but we, uh...

No, he's still here. He's talking to some of the girls.

No, I don't believe I am.

No, I wanna talk. I really wanna talk to you.

No, I'm sorry.

No, I've, you know, gotta go to school.

No, Joel, I'm not kidding.

No, uh, you said the 6th. I wrote it down.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Do we understand each other?

No. I do not believe so.

No. I don't think so.

No. Not really.

No. Please stop.

No...

Nobody owns me.

Nothing I can do about it. It just keeps working and working.

Nothing. I met her. She's nice.

Now give me the number so I can call her back.

Now he's gone. Will you take his place?

Now, another call comes in, and this one is for your dad and it's really important.

Now, if you're smart, like I hope you are...

Now, remember, we're coming in on United, Flight 162 at 3:30.

Now, try this on for size.

Now, you listen to me, you little fuck.

Now, you listen to me.

Now, you're having fun now, right?

Oh, come on, Joel.

Oh, God. You locked the door! The keys are inside!

Oh, good.

Oh, I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?

Oh, Jesus, Dad.

Oh, no, no, no. You listen to me. You...

Oh, oh! Here's one.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Here he comes.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, they're just great.

Oh, uh...

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, yeah, she must be terrified.

Oh, yeah. Real estate?

Oh, you're kidding. Gee, I must have been out back watering.

Oh!

Okay for you.

Okay, here's how it works.

Okay, maybe 35.

Okay, what do we got? Two hundred, 100?

Okay, where do you want to go?

Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Good.

Okay. In the car, all right? It's freezing.

Okay. Uh, Saturday, United, Flight 162, 3:30.

Okay. Uh...

One eighty six in parts, sell it for 9.95 and make a fortune.

One night, all right? And then you find another place to stay.

Open the door. Are you gonna open the door?

Opportunity makes your future.

Or a pimp?

Or do we just wanna make money?

Or was that just bullshit?

Our product is a paper towel holder that sells for $8.95.

Pass two to the right, one to the left...

People get hurt all the time. It's stupid.

Phone call for Joel.

Please stop.

Please, Joel, do as they say.

Please, stop, stop.

Please, you're not to use my car. You're not insured.

Porsche...

Profit motive.

Put on your pants, and come out with your hands up.

Ralph, can I have the address? It would make things easier.

Ralph?

Ralph.

Ready?

Ride home? With Kessler sitting there on the floor like that, just wanting me?

Right now.

Right, Joel? The time of your life.

Right?

Right. So how is everything else? You got enough money?

Rutherford made a couple of new friends.

See you tonight.

See, we make a product and we, um, try to market it.

See... Okay. See you then. Bye, Mom.

Seems to me if there were any logic to our language...

Serve my fellow mankind.

Seven eighty, Verbal.

Seven sixty five, Math.

She knows we're here.

She said the 6th.

She seemed too big.

She slept with Jacobsen.

She told me a lot of things.

She told me I could make more money in one night than I'd make all year.

She told me she'd be my girlfriend.

She wanted to make love on a real train.

She was babysitting down the street.

She won't leave.

She won't leave.

She'll be all right. Why don't you put in a little yard work?

She's here.

She's still here?

Shit!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. They trashed his whole record.

Shithead!

Shithead.

Shoot us all? Stupid!

So how are they?

So how we doing?

So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff.

So I was thinking...

So I went over there.

So now I'm getting enthusiastic about this dream.

So she plops down right on the kitchen floor...

So you were telling me about Guido.

So, uh...

So, uh...

So, what happened?

Some glass, artsy fartsy thing.

Some of your friends are looking for you.

Someday, you'll thank me for this.

Something unpleasant?

Sounded like a party.

Stacey?

Start driving, now.

Student Council: two years."

Succinct, to the point, down to business. What do you say?

Sure, go ahead. Take my room.

Sure, I'll pay for it.

Suspension, five days.

Sweetheart, I said the 5th.

Talking?

Taxi!

Tell me you didn't do anything with her.

Term papers are due on Friday.

Thank you for breakfast. It was really good.

Thank you, Joel.

Thank you, you're very kind.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That should never stop you.

That was just bullshit, Joel.

That way, you see, I can call a cab.

That's all I'm saying.

That's easy for you to say.

That's her.

That's it, Joel?

That's it, you got everything.

That's it?

That's right, with Kessler.

That's unbelievable.

The "Memo Minder."

The blue dress. Those legs.

The door is open, so I go inside.

The evening worked out well. We had good cash flow.

The problem is, I owe him for some clothes and hospital bills...

The thing is...

Then I give her:

Then who you work for, huh?

Then...

There is a crack in the egg. A small crack, inside the egg.

There's 50 for food, which should be more than enough...

There's a crack in it.

There's little doubt that my M.B.A. prepared me very well...

There's no number.

There's nothing wrong with having friends over.

They come right to your house.

They count for 50 percent of this semester's grades...

They look for that sort of thing.

They took everything. This is unbelievable.

They're very good talkers.

This guy, uh, Guido...

This incredible girl.

This is beautiful equipment.

This is definitely not wasted.

This is getting boring.

This is my friend, Miles.

This is not "unexcused."

This is not some toy for you and your friends.

This is not wasted, Barry.

This is really annoying.

This is so damned irresponsible of you.

This is the one.

This was a great idea, Joel. Where else can you get a hot chocolate for $4?

This... girl.

Three movies.

Time of your life, huh, kid?

To Joel.

Tomorrow.

Totals. Look it. You got... Hold on.

Turns out he interviews for Princeton.

Turns out that, uh, she was giving the kid a bath...

Twenty dollars, Lana?

Uh huh.

Uh, again, I'm really sorry.

Uh, can I send it to you?

Uh, I heard your parents were away.

Uh, just a couple of friends, Dad.

Uh, no.

Uh, well, yes, sir, but I was planning on taking those again.

Uh...

Uh...

Um, ahem.

Um, yes, sir, very much so.

Um... What was it?

Varsity Track Team, one year.

Very decent of you.

Wait a minute. Uh, let me write this down.

Wanna take a walk?

Warm enough?

Was it something I said?

Was our night together...

We are nearing the information age...

We don't have anywhere to go.

We get in touch with Tandy, we'll have a place.

We know that.

We made a profit of $500 last semester.

We made Barry our treasurer.

We need the room.

We will, honey. You too. Mwah.

We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.

We're falling behind. You haven't been helping.

Well, do I?

Well, fine.

Well, how did you do?

Well, how much do you have?

Well, I can't do it right now. I've got a trig. midterm tomorrow.

Well, it's just because, you know, I don't have that much here in the house.

Well, Joel...

Well, now, that's quick, Joel.

Well, um, Barry is here and we're working.

Well, what are you gonna do?

Well, you're lucky in one respect.

Well...

What a capitalist.

What about Barry?

What about this?

What about you, Joel?

What am I, stupid?

What are we gonna do about this?

What are we gonna do about this?

What are you doing here?"

What are you gonna do, huh?

What are you studying?

What are you talking...?

What can I do for you?

What did he get?

What did that cost you?

What did you do?

What do you mean?

What do you say, uh, 300 bucks...

What do you think I did?

What do you think?

What do you want me to tell them?

What does he do?