Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) Edit

A little herbal, Ken man, know what I mean?

A little mud, no problem.

A monster!

A nice peek at the future, all right?

A sacred family relic to ensure victory.

A super androdyne radio with triode tubes!

A wild beast with the body of a man...

About every three or four centuries.

About every three or four centuries.

Absolutely guaranteed to win your ambitious war.

Across the Brooklyn Bridge, is it?

Actually, I don't really know what it is.

Actually...

Adios, amigos.

Ah, yes, the golden scepter.

All right already. Let's go!

All right, already.

All right, and for Splinter...

All right, this is for Mikey.

All right!

All right? Give you an excuse...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'm coming. On my way over.

All right. Let's rock 'n' roll, dudes.

All right. OK. Enough is enough.

All righty.

All you got to do is keep your delivery...

Ambush!

An incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?

Ancient Japanese demon.

Ancient wusses.

And bring back the men and their guns?

And end up back in Godzilla land?

And feed her to the birds.

And for Leonardo, there you go.

And give me the scepter before you...

And I can rewrite you.

And I locked them in there.

And I'll join you later.

And kill all you guys instead.

And no April.

And remember, watch that temper.

And somehow transported them both through time.

And that's only if you got no other choice.

And the head of the devil himself.

And what, you're a senior citizen?

Another little birdie come home to roost.

Anyway, enough of this camaraderie.

April!

Are in their full upright positions!

Are we out of the loop here or what?

Are you all right?

Are you sure this isn't a dumb thing to do?

As a matter of fact, pack three.

As soon as we leave. I promise.

Awesome! But do you think they had pizza back then?

Bases loaded. Home run!

Be nice, brave miss!

Beat it.

Beat it. See you later.

Been there, done that.

Benkei, no! Wait. No!

Benkei!

Benkei!

Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back, right?

Better cover the melon.

Big mistake, dude.

Bingo. Gee, you guys do have a good educational system, huh?

Boing! Tilt!

Boss!

Boy, do I hate spinach.

Boy, Kenshin's dad must be seriously rich.

Boy, some vacation! I'd fire my travel agent.

Boy! Earth to me.

Break the spell!

Bright green!

Bring Kenshin to the castle tonight.

Bring me the woman, Niles.

Bring me the woman.

Brought you some stuff.

Buckle up, dudes. It's time to go home.

Bummer.

Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous.

Burn it to the ground!

Burn it!

But don't worry. He'll be back...

But I thought...

But it was only a legend.

But perhaps this little bird will sing for your supper.

But perhaps this little bird will sing for your supper.

But the problem is...

But there's a demon up the road, Captain...

But we're not going back.

But we're turtles, not honor guards.

But what the heck. Why not?

But you wouldn't really fit in...

But, you know, things might get a little nuts.

By setting a trap.

Can you believe it?

Capisce?

Cappa? Cappuccino?

Captain, don't leave me here!

Captain?

Careful, now! Easy, guys.

Casey?

Check it out!

Children are such a pest, aren't they?

Chop her into tiny little pieces...

Clean, clear, beautiful water.

Clear on the left.

Clear on the right.

Clint Eastwood?

Clothesline!

Come here. Now!

Come here. Now!

Come morning, I was you, I'd be gone.

Come on, April.

Come on, guys!

Come on, guys. Let's find the temple.

Come on, Jack!

Come on, lads!

Come on, lads.

Come on, Leo. You can do it.

Come on, Mikey!

Come on, Mikey! Come on!

Come on, Mikey.

Come on, take us with you.

Come on, you party animals. I know. Yeah.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! I think I found a way out.

Come on! Let's go!

Come on! Move it!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Both of you.

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Go ahead. Go ahead. Good.

Come on. We can do it together.

Come to help the rebels.

Correct, Master Splinter, but the space time continuum...

Cover your face!

Dance?

Day after day, practicing, killing ourselves, for what?

Definitely family.

Demons.

Did I say that?

Did you know that in some countries...

Do not harm him. Take him prisoner.

Do you really think I'd make it that easy...

Do you think I could possibly live...

Does that mean that we don't get born in the future?

Don't even say it, Don!

Don't move a finger!

Don't push me, Ruffles...

Don't ruffle me little duck's feathers.

Don't these things ever run out of gas?

Don't worry, kid. Nobody's going to die.

Don't you know westerns are dead?

Donatello, we shall wait by the scepter...

Donny!

Drink some water.

Dudes! Most excellent timing!

Dung is used as a fuel source?

Dung, huh?

Each have the same weight.

Easy with the hands.

Egg timer.

Elvis Presley in Blue Hawaii.

Enough Mitsu already.

Equal partners.

Even here, you find me.

Even my bandanna hurts.

Evening.

Every twelve hours as you have instructed.

Everybody get back.

Everything looks cool up here.

Exactly!

Exactly.

Excuse me, Niles.

Excuse me.

Father.

Feed my birds, Niles.

Feels like tornado weather!

Fight the Daimyo?

Fight's over. We're closed.

Fighting's for grown ups...

Find Kenshin!

Fire over their heads and burn this place to the ground!

For any of these social pleasantries...

For you, Raphael san.

Found this...

Four demons defeated the Daimyo and his army.

Frisbee. Also cool.

Fun is for children.

Garbage!

Gee, if we die here in the past...

Get down with your turtle self.

Get her down, you fat sot!

Get on with it!

Get out of town.

Get out! Out!

Give him to me.

Give it over here!

Give me a kiss!

Give me back the scepter...

Give me the scepter, my little green friends.

Give the guy some room.

Give up your weapon.

Give us a kiss, duckling, while you still got your lips.

Go ahead, punk. Make my day.

Go ahead. Finish me.

Go fetch.

Go up into the mountains and you play, you hear me?

Go with care, my sons, and return with swiftness.

Go, Mike, go!

Go!

Go!

Go! Idiot!

Go! We're right behind you!

God, I need this vacation.

God, my neck hurts. My spots hurt.

Good bye.

Good horsey! Good horsey!

Good night, me little tweety birds.

Good night!

Good one.

Good.

Goodbye, Whit!

Goodies!

Got that, dude?

Grab him!

Grandson!

Great.

Great.

Greetings from Her Majesty.

Gross.

Grosser.

Groundhog's Day?

Growing up.

Guess what time it is?

Gunfire?

Guns for gold.

Guns for gold.

Guns for silver and silk.

Guns?

Guys, you cannot split up.

Guys!

Hang on to your shells, dudes!

Have ever seen a pinball machine before?

Have patience, my son.

Have to ride that scepter back through time to get her?

He believes they will never get home.

He gives scum a bad name.

He has no life in him!

He has the scepter.

He kinda went on a cosmic cruise and dropped in on us.

He knows he can't kill us.

He's doing rat stuff.

He's getting away!

He's gone on a magic journey.

He's good with his hands.

He's in another funk.

He's not man enough to do anything.

He's riding off. Guys, we got to do something.

He's scum.

He's the lowest scum of the earth.

He's, like, your beau, huh?

Hello, mustard?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Help him out.

Help me up.

Help me.

Help! Grandfather, help!

Help! I'm a turtle, and I can't get up!

Here comes trouble, guys.

Here I am, hungry again.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here, hold these. Thank you.

Here.

Hey, all right!

Hey, Butch.

Hey, Casey, welcome back.

Hey, chill.

Hey, come and get me. Come on!

Hey, come on.

Hey, don't forget to pack a lunch.

Hey, dudes, check it out!

Hey, easy.

Hey, fat boy.

Hey, guys, these clothes look familiar to you?

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. How's it going?

Hey, guys. I'm not going back.

Hey, he speaks English!

Hey, hello?

Hey, hey. You know what? This is a Rolex.

Hey, horsey!

Hey, I didn't forget about you guys.

Hey, I don't kiss on the first date, lady.

Hey, I got a beak, don't I?

Hey, I really don't have a clue, OK...

Hey, it's a lampshade.

Hey, Ken.

Hey, Ken.

Hey, Leo. Look at this water.

Hey, little one.

Hey, Mikey!

Hey, Mikey!

Hey, not to sound selfish or anything...

Hey, pal, you got a relative in Brooklyn?

Hey, Raph, how'd your brain implant go, good?

Hey, smooth.

Hey, think these guys...

Hey, Tinkerbell, why don't you shoot us?

Hey, we're friends.

Hey, what's that, April?

Hey, what's up, April?

Hey, where am I?

Hey, where'd we get these clothes?

Hey, where's Mikey?

Hey, Whit!

Hey, who blew the whistle?

Hey, whoa. No way!

Hey, Yoshi man.

Hey, Yoshi, come on. Where you going?

Hey, Yoshi.

Hey, Yoshi. You awake, buddy?

Hey, you guys. Check it out.

Hey! I think I'm getting this.

Hey! I'm allowed. I'm on vacation.

Hey! Raph!

Hey. Good.

Hi o, wasabi.

Hi there.

Hi yo, Silver!

Hi. Fine. Good hair day?

His chin's landed on my foot.

Hockey?

Hockey.

Hockey.

Hold it right there, Zorro dude!

Hold it there, Casey.

Hold it, bucko!

Hold it.

Hold it. Oh, Raph, come on.

Hold on here.

Hold on, dudes.

Hoo, boy, do I love being a turtle!

How about sayonara?

How are we going to get home?

How come?

How did you capture such a woman?

How do you know this?

How do you steer this thing?

How well protected you are, Lord Norinaga.

How'd you get in April's pants?

How's it hanging, babe?

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

Hurry, Raph.

I agree to your price.

I am a witch.

I apologize for this crude interruption, Daimyo...

I been thinking the same thing, Leo.

I been thinking. We have to go back.

I bought a lot of fun stuff at the flea market for you.

I call!

I can't believe you did that! You're a hero!

I cannot let you die, Raphael san.

I didn't lose it, OK?

I do not have your son.

I do not want to stay here.

I don't believe it! He went in!

I don't have it.

I don't know, migrate or something.

I don't know.

I don't mean to spoil your little party here.

I don't see anything.

I don't think I'll ever laugh again.

I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.

I don't want to have this conversation, OK?

I figure they're mercenaries in disguise...

I find in the woods.

I get it!

I get such a kick out of this job!

I got a little present here to cheer you up.

I got it! I got it!

I got three more pairs.

I got to get out of here!

I guess it's time for a little cultural exchange...

I guess you want to be alone, huh?

I have a feeling...

I have information about the Daimyo's son.

I have nothing.

I just brought us some heavy artillery.

I just hope these village people won't be afraid of us anymore.

I just keep birds now.

I just wanted to give you guys...

I knew it. I'm missing all the fun.

I know I'm going to regret this.

I like it.

I love stuff.

I love that game.

I love this stuff!

I mean, if we stay here...

I mean, war does have a habit of doing that to people.

I mean... well, actually, you would fit in.

I might forget.

I pay you to lie, cheat, and steal.

I said I'm staying here.

I said, shoot them.

I saw it on cable.

I shrunk four incredibly cool guys...

I sure hope this works.

I think he's coming around.

I think I saw this on Bonanza once.

I think I saw this place...

I think I swallowed a frog.

I think it's Japanese.

I think she's telling the truth.

I told you these outfits would get us into trouble.

I want her for myself.

I want to know what happened to April.

I want to see the Daimyo.

I want to stay here with you.

I want you to fight, not Mitsu.

I was asking the gods to protect someone.

I was going to give it to you tomorrow...

I will never forget you, Raphael san.

I will wait no longer.

I won't forget you, either, little man.

I'll be back.

I'll open the dungeon.

I'll put this on layaway for you, OK?

I'll save you, Captain.

I'll teach you some tricks on your yo yo.

I'm afraid.

I'm coming!

I'm going to get that guy!

I'm in there. Donny?

I'm not going back with you.

I'm not peeking.

I'm out of here.

I'm real impressed.

I'm really a beautiful princess in disguise.

I'm sorry. Are you addressing me?

I'm willing to die.

I've got a good idea.

If April's back in feudal Japan, does that mean we, like...

If I subtract the cosine from the inverted integer...

If it ain't too much of an inconvenience.

If it's going to make you all feel better...

If the scepter wasn't in the woods...

If the scepter's lost, my clan is lost...

If we don't come back in 2 1/2 days...

If you ever get to New York...

If you know what I mean.

If you stay with Walker, you die.

In case the time bandit here decides to flip out.

Invaders from the north.

Is that for real?

Is that so?

Is this what they mean by getting totally vertical?

It ain't exactly a quick jaunt...

It is time to go, my sons.

It is you who have disgraced me, Father...

It seems the scepter has magic powers...

It was Mike with the thing and the lady.

It was under the house.

It will only work if the magic travelers...

It would be cowardly.

It'll be a serious honor.

It'll be easy.

It's a kappa kind of thing.

It's April.

It's called a yo yo.

It's equal mass displacement!

It's hammer time.

It's just your ordinary...

It's late already. Get yourself to bed.

It's me again, Fatso san.

It's nothing but a Samurai...

It's OK, man. Go ahead.

It's one of them honor guards.

It's our destiny.

It's Star Trek time, guys.

It's starting to work. Hang on!

It's time to look to the future.

It's time.

It's two hours to midnight.

It's very impressive, my lord.

It's very impressive, my lord.

It's wet willy time, Moe.

It's yours. I made it for you.

Jeez, what else could happen?

Just like Elvis in Blue Hawaii.

Just like you saw on TV.

Just water...

Kappa!

Kappa!

Kappa.

Kappa.

Keep everyone back.

Kenshin is unhappy.

Kenshin must return.

Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.

Kenshin, I forbid you to leave the castle.

Kenshin, inside!

Kenshin, no!

Kenshin, you cannot go without the others.

Kenshin!

Kenshin?

Kenshin.

Kids.

Kill them.

Kurt Russell, eat your heart out.

Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Last time I saw him, he was doing this...

Later, Popeye.

Later.

Later.

Lay low!

Leapfrog!

Leo, high foot!

Leo, how's it going?

Leo, wait...

Let me at him!

Let me out of here!

Let me question her about your son.

Let me take him, please.

Let me tell you something about your partner here.

Let's go, Mikey.

Let's go. Blend in.

Let's move it.

Let's play a little hockey.

Let's see here.

Let's see what we got here.

Let's see what's in the bags.

Let's see. What else do we have here?

Let's see...

Let's split.

Lick my boots, Niles.

Like yourself.

Listen to me, Daimyo. Guns ensure victory...

Listen to me, you cretinous idiot...

Little finches.

Little log there.

Loaded down with powder and muskets...

Lock him up, lads.

Long time!

Look at that.

Look at this. It was here the whole time.

Look on the bright side, April.

Look, I took Spanish in high school.

Look, it's the scepter.

Look, Whit... l'm going back real soon and...

Look!

Look.

Looks like me, but it's got Raph's beak.

Lord Norinaga accepts your price.

Lord Norinaga, allow me.

Lord Norinaga.

Losing the old scepter was a dumb thing to do.

Love the artwork.

Love to stay and chat, but...

Make sure your tray tables...

Man!

Man!

Maybe April's still in there.

Maybe she's up here.

Maybe the Daimyo has it.

Maybe this'll cheer him up.

Maybe you ought to try a little decaf?

Me and Raph are going to be staying.

Me, neither.

Meow, dude!

Michaelangelo, it's our home.

Michaelangelo!

Michaelangelo?

Michaelangelo?

Michaelangelo.

Michaelangelo.

Michaelangelo.

Mikey, get it!

Mikey, no!

Mikey, stay back. Calm down, man.

Mikey, watch out!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey! Hurry!

Mikey?

Mikey?

Miss me?

Miss, cut me loose. They'll hang me here.

Missed me!

Missed!

Mits who?

Mitsu is in great danger.

Mitsu, I bring bad news from the castle.

Mitsu!

Mitsu!

Mitsu.

Mitsu.

More logs.

Most excellent!

Move along, lads.

Move it, you sot!

Move it. Move it!

Much better.

Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport.

Murata, find my honor guards.

Must be a great comfort to know...

My butt.

My cannons can destroy these monsters, my lord.

My dungeon's very crowded.

My God! Who's your tailor?

My heroes!

My home's a sewer.

My partner Mr. Whit and I were just discussing your future.

My pleasure.

My suitcases are very full.

My village!

Nah, it makes me hyper.

Nah. It's history.

Name rings a bell.

Nature! I love it! Makes me want to...

Next.

Nice and light now.

Nice bluff, Mr. Leader.

Nice catch. I got you!

Nice clothes, April.

Nifty lid!

Niles!

No matter what happens.

No peeking.

No problemo.

No tires, no beer cans, no dead fish...

No way!

No, I couldn't.

No, it's a smart thing to do.

No, it's not an evil spell. He's helping.

No, no, no, lady. That ain't nice.

No, no, no.

No, that guy's going to make it.

No, wait. Let him try.

No, you know something? He's lower than scum.

No!

No!

No!

No! He's casting an evil spell.

No! Kill him!

No! You will have to kill me first.

No.

No. He's been looking for it, too.

No. I want her to suffer.

No. You wouldn't fit in.

Nobody appreciates us. Nobody sees us.

Nobody even knows we're alive down here!

Not another sewer!

Not as chirpy as I'd hoped. Niles.

Not me. I think it's cool.

Not necessarily, Raph.

Not some ancestral good luck charm.

Not to take any more prisoners then, wouldn't it?

Not!

Nothing to it.

Nothing, huh? Well, too bad.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now there are demons. Before there were just men.

Now they've come back for me.

Now we must please try to hurry.

Now you and the other kappa can go home.

Now you no die.

Now, wait a minute.

Now!

Now! Right away!

O sole mio

Obviously not the age of chivalry.

Of course he does. That's why I hired him.

Of course!

Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, sleazeball!

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, dear. Damn nuisance.

Oh, God, man.

Oh, God. I can't believe it.

Oh, he who dings the shell must pay!

Oh, hello.

Oh, hi, April.

Oh, horse.

Oh, look. Don King.

Oh, no. Guns!

Oh, not again!

Oh, Raphael.

Oh, swords.

Oh, that hurts.

Oh, too bad.

Oh, yes. Very clever.

OK, boys, who's first in line?

OK, buddy?

OK, guys.

OK, guys. Hold on now.

OK, here are the keys to my apartment...

OK, so tomorrow afternoon...

OK, where's Raph?

OK? Let's go. Come on.

OK. Come on. Get it together.

OK. Destiny... what a drag! Bye.

OK. I can work with that.

OK. I've had enough.

On Lifestyles of the Rich and Dangerous.

One brother, the magic scepter...

One, two, three, and kick!

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three...

One... and a two!

Only the scepter can bring him back.

Open up.

Open wide the gates of time.

Or I'll melt you into a steaming puddle of puke.

Or you're a goner, dude.

Our dignity...

Our little brother put it there.

Our lives are in New York.

Our two families must be united, or the wars will start again.

Out cold.

Out. Out of the way.

Over there! Let's go!

People appreciate us here.

Pick up the pace, Smithy san.

Pizza.

Pizza.

Places to go... people to kill.

Please!

Please. I am the one...

Pretty cool, huh?

Prince Kenshin, you must turn back.

Put down your sword, Kenshin.

Quickly. We must free the others.

Raph, give me the scepter.

Raph?

Raph? Leo?

Raphael san.

Raphael san.

Ready...

Real demons?

Really stupid.

Really?

Really? Well, I don't pay you to think, do I?

Really? Well, that's very good news.

Remember?

Return with us at once.

Right behind you, Leo.

Right, guys?

Right?

Right? I'm not your spy anymore.

Right.

Right.

Right. I have three ships sitting in your harbor...

Right. What he said.

Rock 'n' roll!

Say what?

Sayonara, blubber butt.

Scared me half to death.

Scuds!

Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig.

See that?

See you later.

See, England started trading with Japan...

See, guys, for every one of us that goes back...

She has no power.

She is the most courageous and beautiful woman...

She's a man!

She's some sort of a witch!

Shh! Keep it down, Leo.

Shoot him, too.

Shoot us yourself, unless you're too scared.

Shouldn't you be trying to scare somebody?

Shut up, Niles.

Shut up.

Smells like a geek ran through here.

So far this disguise has worked...

So give us the scepter back and we'll get out of here.

So let's get out of here... now!

So they won't arrive bare butt naked.

So they've gone missing.

So this is for whoever comes through in my place...

So what are we going to do?

So why don't you go down to the harbor...

So why don't you just drop this macho stuff?

So you see, as long as we didn't have the scepter...

So... what's your sign?

Some kind of a weird antique or something.

Some kind of weird Japanese antique...

Some sort of a witch!

Some were good, and some were very bad.

Somebody dial 911. Medic!

Somebody's activated the scepter.

Someone from the past will come here.

Something deeply troubles you, my son.

Son of a snapper!

Sorry about the crack about the bad vibes.

Sorry, Captain!

Sorry, guy.

Sorry, guys.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, guys.

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sort of.

Speaking of dead...

Split up!

Split up!

Stay back, everyone.

Stay right here.

Step aside!

Step back, dudes.

Stop right there!

Sure. Your home's a nice apartment.

Survived a shipwreck, built some new ones, and, well...

Suzuki, Kawasaki.

T minus two minutes and counting.

Take a hike, pal.

Take her away!

Take her away.

Take him to the castle.

Take me with you.

Take the rest of the day off.

Take us with you, April.

Take whatever you guys need, all right?

Take your best shot.

Talk about your quantum leap.

Tell me...

Thank you, Mr. Whit.

Thanks for pointing that out, Leo.

Thanks, Don.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That a boy, Leo.

That Donatello is going to make...

That explains why he speaks our language.

That was fun.

That wasn't part of the deal, Walker.

That would explain the large shell on my back.

That's impressive.

That's it!

The battle of the thousand swords.

The Daimyo and his court believe that you're a witch...

The Daimyo is coming in the morning...

The inscription says, Open wide the gates of time.

The other one?

The rebellion against my father.

The same way you capture any wild animal.

The scepter was not in the temple.

The scepter will be in the temple...

The scepter.

The space time continuum...

The Three Stooges.

The vibes in here just turned bad.

Them, you moronic toad!

Then go ahead, witch, shrink me.

Then I can take the flangeler and put that here.

There goes the neighborhood.

There must have been a battle.

There they are...

There was traffic, man.

There you are, Mr. Whit.

There. Short enough for you?

There's a reward for the man who brings me the scepter!

There's no steering wheel on mine.

These guys are pretty serious.

These guys are really pushy.

They are my father's honor guard.

They are not enemies, only lost warriors...

They are not four priests.

They don't know when to quit.

They say your friends are devils or demons.

They seem to think the woman's some kind of witch.

They were frightened by the demons, as were your men.

They're behind the wagon.

They're coming.

This could hurt.

This could really screw up history.

This doesn't bode well.

This is my favorite part!

This is so good for your calves.

This is very bad.

This is very bad.

This is your plan?

This was the worst rescue I have ever had.

This, I believe, is what you've been searching for.

This'll keep you busy while I'm gone.

Thought you were a goner!

Time travel equal mass displacement kind of thing.

To come back, Zen Meister, OK?

To find an apartment.

To trade with but yourself.

To under thirty minutes.

Today my honor guard carried my own secret weapon.

Tomorrow morning, you and your buddies...

Tomorrow you might die.

Tomorrow, Walker, we will use your guns.

Totally bogus.

Totally.

Triple play!

Try this on for size.

Tuesdays?

Turtle tantrum.

Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do.

Turtles one. Daimyo zip.

Turtles... it's not just a job. It's an adventure.

Uh oh, guys. It's picking up speed.

Uh... guys?

Under T maybe?

Very lucky. We're going back.

Wait a second here.

Wait a second. Time out.

Wait for...

Wait, wait. I'm getting...

Wait!

Wait!

Wait! Fellas, listen.

Wait! I am the one.

Wait! There goes our ride home!

Wait. Let's just hold it here, OK?

Wake up. Wake up...

Walker, you're alive.

Walker.

Walker.

Walker...

Watch out for the people!

Watch. Throw them to me.

Wayne Newton.

We are demons!

We can't wait for your sons! Mitsu needs me now.

We could've fallen into a big, greasy, smelly pile of...

We don't have a choice, unless you want to stay here.

We don't have to live like moles.

We got it.

We got to go now!

We gotta have that scepter done by tonight.

We had no choice but to stay and fight.

We have an egg timer to catch.

We have no time for this scientific debate.

We interfere with their lives, and that would be selfish.

We really don't have time...

We want woman.

We was just wondering!

We will both die, but only one of us with honor.

We will not fail you, Master Splinter.

We'd better get out of here.

We'll find a table ourselves.

We'll go out front and cut him off.

We're all going back. Tell him, Leo.

We're going to be here for a very long time.

We're here five minutes, and already we lost...

We're here to find our brother, that's all.

We're in Shogun!

We're naked.

We're not even in the playoffs yet.

We're practicing fighting the Daimyo.

We're talking franchises here, bud.

We're turtle soup.

We're turtles, friend.

We're victorious without your guns.

We've got to do something!

Wearing one of his ridiculous masks.

Weasel!

Weird looking James Dean dude.

Well, April's inside. Now it's up to us.

Well, at least the time travel worked.

Well, come on! Hurry!

Well, here I go!

Well, I'm sorry, Leo, but that's my nature.

Well, if it ain't the phantom of the opera.

Well, if you feel like that...

Well, it's a start.

Well, judging from sword, I'd say feudal Japan.

Well, maybe we should.

Well, one does hear things.

Well, relax, April.

Well, that was an insult, Leo.

Well, that's a relief.

Well, then it would only be humane...

Well, they fell for it.

Well, well, well. Miss O'Neil.

Well, well, well. What have we got here?

Well, you don't have to be so sarcastic.

Well...

Well...

Were the demons today not men?

Wet willy.

Wet... what um?

What a head popper!

What a maroon!

What about condos and time shares?

What are we doing this for?

What are you doing, April?

What are you doing?

What are you looking at, you ugly lump of dung?

What did you say your name was?

What did you say?

What do I look like, a real estate agent?

What do you got?

What do you mean, a monster?

What does all that mean in American?

What I meant was, uh... well, they're not dead.

What if we make like a cosmic U turn...

What is it?

What is this, the Geraldo Show?

What kind of demons are you?

What next?

What the heck is going on around here?

What the...

What was that?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Funny.

What? Would somebody please tell me...

What's a kappa?

What's going on here?

What's going on, Raph?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's he doing?

What's next, roll over and play dead?

What's the matter, little man?

What's up with those tears?

When do we get together and bust some skulls?

Where are my honor guards?

Where are you going?

Where is he anyway?

Where? New York?

Where'd he go?

Where's he from anyways?

Where's he going?

Which means you will be replaced by four priests.

Which way did they go?

Who frisbeed me in the face?

Who has somehow managed to spirit away his son.

Who told my grandson to hide the scepter.

Who turned out the lights?

Who's trapped inside?

Whoa, Buttermilk!

Why are you wearing shorts?

Why don't you get a real job, cue ball?

Why have you stolen my son?

Why, I ought to...

Why, this is perfect.

Will be out of phase after sixty hours.

Will be out of phase after sixty hours.

Willy, willy, willy! Willy, willy!

Wimp!

Wipeout!

With pleasure!

With Walker and guns.

With your unjust war.

Without a single microchip?

Woman!

Would you keep quiet!

Would you like the pleasure of the first shot, Captain?

Wow, he can actually lift that thing.

Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

Yeah, and it looks like you're having a rough day...

Yeah, but...

Yeah, get him in there.

Yeah, later, Mikey!

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. Now, forget about Mitsu...

Yeah, so?

Yeah, we get the picture. Can we go now?

Yeah, we like to drop in...

Yeah, what he said.

Yeah, Whit.

Yeah, you look familiar, too.

Yeah. Come on. Got to get back.

Yeah. I guess.

Yeah. OK, Yoshi, you listen to me.

Yes, I'd say that was a fair assumption.

Yes, Master Splinter?

Yes, master. Come on, guys, let's go.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes. That's very clever.

Yo, April.

Yo, dude!

Yo, dude!

Yo, Michaelangelo!

Yo, Yoshi.

Yoshi wants to say good bye.

Yoshi, this isn't playtime. Your sister's going to kill me.

Yoshi, what do you think?

Yoshi!

Yoshi!

Yoshi! Wait up!

Yoshi.

You and your buddies grab those kites...

You are going back to New York.

You are just like the other one.

You are lying. You have them both.

You are wrong.

You can rewrite history.

You can't be serious.

You certainly can turn a phrase, my lord.

You come with me, you live.

You could teach me.

You could teach me.

You didn't find the scepter, did you?

You didn't have to.

You dirty... I oughta...

You do not understand. My honor guard carried...

You don't mean... you're not seriously suggesting...

You fight Daimyo in the morning?

You got a bus to catch.

You got great vibes.

You got that.

You got to learn to control that temper, guy.

You guys are kids. You should be out...

You have come back.

You have disgraced me.

You have disgraced my ancestor, but you will not disgrace me.

You have no choice, my son.

You have that effect on people, don't you, master?

You hear what he called me, Leo?

You know him?

You know what I mean?

You know what that is?

You know, maybe you ought to try...

You know, sometimes I hate that guy.

You know, there is one...

You look a lot like Clint, yes, you do.

You made it back!

You make a great servant.

You mean, we were set up?

You nasty little reptiles?

You OK, April?

You OK?

You promised.

You scared me half to death.

You see, Walker, we do not need your help.

You see, when I said westerns were dead...

You should be out having fun, flying those things.

You thirsty?

You want to run that by me again?

You were expecting maybe the Addams family?

You will always be here with me...

You!

You! Up, fool, up.

You.

You'll get her back.

You'll just have to kill everybody.

You're brothers. Remember?

You're free, guys. Let's go!

You're going to be OK, Yoshi.

You're lucky! Mine doesn't even have a head!

You're not gonna do any head breaking this time.

You're not the first one to do that to me.

You're out of there.

You're so cute.

Your bullets will just bounce back...

Your men showed lack of courage today.

Your sentries, I believe.

Your turn!

A leg o rama. Yeah, I'll say.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Adios. See you later.

Again? A major funk.

Again? A major funk.

All right, good job, turtles. Yes!

An apartment? Are there apartments in Japan?

Ancient us. Trippy.

And Donatello... Japanese swords!

Come on, guys! Let's go! Move it!

Dudes, we're legends! Hey, cool!

Get that guy! He's got the scepter!

Give me some room. Give him some room!

Grandfather, help! Easy, easy.

He did it! All right!

He's serious. Hey, wait a minute.

He's up there, Donny. Come on. All right. Let's go.

Hockey. Hockey.

I'm glad you're OK. Hi, guys.

I'm spelunking for pork rinds. Don't lose them.

Is it the one? That's the one.

Major bummer. We're toast.

Nice going. Butterfingers.

Niles! Right.

No! Get him!

OK, turtles, let's move out. You bet.

Outstanding, dude! Thanks.

Schwing! Schwing!

That'll work. Ciao.

Uncool. Very uncool.

We're set. Let me see that.

What do you hear, sensei? Danger.

What? Bingo!

What? What did you say?

You guys go that way. We must open the gate.

'cause I forgot about Clint.

'Cause if something was bothering you...

'Cause we need somebody to stay here with Splinter...