James Bond: Casino Royale (2006) Edit

A bit of a mathematical genius and liked to prove it by playing poker.

A dry martini. Wait.

A full house to Monsieur Le Chiffre. Deuces full of nines.

A higher full house.

A little.

A man who was under surveillance by the British Secret Service.

A mystery, I'm afraid.

A straight flush.

About you, Miss Lynd?

Absolutely incredible.

According to Villiers, you're the best player in the Service.

Aces full of sixes.

Agreed.

Albanian, we believe. Chess prodigy.

All check.

All in.

All in.

All in. Six million.

All of it.

All right, show me, gentlemen.

All right.

All you're going to do now is lose more.

Allow me.

Almost as if someone was trying to tell us something.

Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?

And all he gets in return is a name he already has.

And Bond...

And call.

And call.

And fold.

And how the hell could Bond be so stupid?

And how the hell did you find out where I lived?

And I can access it anywhere in the world?

And I need you looking like a man who belongs at that table.

And I think I'll never find out what that is.

And I'm seriously considering feeding you to them.

And it's up to you.

And now he knows something about you.

And now the password.

And of course...

And since your first thought about me ran to orphan...

And thanks to your trigger finger...

And that makes perfect sense...

And they blackmailed her, threatening to kill him unless she cooperated.

And what about the winnings?

And why? So you could kill a nobody.

And you must be Mr. Bliss' replacement.

Any ideas?

Any thug can kill.

Anyone want to play poker now?

Anything else you remember?

Anything that can help us?

Apparently he's on the last flight to Miami...

Apparently we're very much in love.

Are you going to take this or make me wait?

As soon as I've won this game.

As you know, the game is no limit hold 'em poker.

Attach the leads to your chest.

Back in one month.

Beautiful.

Because even after I slaughtered you and your little girlfriend...

Because if you kill me...

Because no matter what you do, I'm not gonna give you the password.

Because of the bitter aftertaste?

Because these bastards want your head.

Being dead doesn't mean one can't still be helpful.

Benefits of being section chief...

Bet is 6 million.

Bet.

Bet. Fifty thousand.

Bet. Five hundred thousand.

Bet. One hundred thousand.

Bet. One million.

Bet. Six million. All in.

Bet. Three hundred thousand.

Bet's to you.

Bet's to you.

Bond, don't push the red button yet. Do you hear me? Don't push it.

Bond, this may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand...

Bond? What the hell are you up to?

Bond. Do it soon enough and she might even be in one piece.

Bond's been poisoned. He's going into cardiac arrest.

But I do care about my reputation.

But I think that's gonna have to be you. I've no idea what an honest job is.

But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

But if I felt compelled to find him?

But it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine.

But my family is strict Roman Catholic...

But she must have known she was going to her death.

But so much more interesting.

But there you go, lesson learned.

But you are so wrong!

But you wear it with such disdain...

But you're laughing at it.

By the cut of your suit, you went to Oxford or wherever...

Call.

Call.

Call.

Call.

Call.

Call.

Call.

Can I give you a lift home?

Certainly, sir. Sorry, sir.

Certainly.

Champagne.

Check or bet.

Check.

Check.

Check.

Check. And check.

Christ, I miss the Cold War.

Come on, I'm famished.

Come on. I'll get the money...

Congratulations again.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Considerably.

Deal me out.

Did she know anything that could compromise you?

Dimitrios worked as a middleman.

Do that now. Go. Go, go!

Do you believe in God, Mr. Le Chiffre?

Do you mind if I join?

Do you think you can do that for me?

Do you think you can lose that kind of money and no one would notice?

Do you want a clean kill or to send a message?

Does ellipsis mean anything to you?

Does everyone have a tell?

Does he know we've been watching him?

Does it look like we need the money?

Does this mean that you're warming to me?

Don't worry about keeping in touch.

Drink up.

Enough to quit and float round the world with you...

Even accountants have imagination.

Every penny of it.

Every time I do, you look at me as if you haven't seen me in years.

Everyone except you.

Everyone.

Exactly. One bomb maker.

Excuse me, please.

Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley.

Five and seven of spades.

Five communal cards, two in the hole.

Five thousand.

Five to call.

Five to call.

Flush. Ace, king, queen.

Fold.

Fold.

Fold.

Fold.

Fold.

Fold.

Fold. Heads up.

For God's sake. You're supposed to display some kind of judgment.

For years he was involved with a man we knew as Le Chiffre...

For you.

Forty million, 500,000. All in.

Four players.

Four players.

Four players.

Four to the eight.

Francesco.

Full house. Eights full of aces.

Full house. Kings and aces.

Funny game, right?

Gentlemen, showdown, please.

Gentlemen, showdown, please.

Gentlemen, showdown, please.

Gentlemen, with this chip exchange, we enter the final phase of the game...

Get a look at the killer?

Get back as soon as you can. We need you.

Get moving! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Give me the password...

Give our guests five minutes to leave...

Go and stick your head in the sand somewhere...

Go find Mathis.

Go to the room. Wait for me there.

Good day, sir, and welcome to the Ocean Club.

Good evening, Miss Lynd.

Good evening, Mr. Bond.

Good evening, sir, and welcome back.

Good evening. Can I get a bottle of chilled Bollinger Grand Année...

Good evening. Large Mount Gay with soda, please.

Good game.

Good luck, darling.

Good night.

Good.

Good. Then we'll know where he'll be.

Had. Excuse me.

Half the people at that table are still watching you.

Hardly the big picture, wouldn't you say?

Hardly the big picture, wouldn't you say?

Has he been playing the stock market with his clients' funds?

Have you ever seen such a bunch of self righteous, arse covering prigs?

He has a house just up the beach.

He invested their money, gave them access to it wherever they wanted.

He just needs the particulars...

He knows you're reckless.

He worked with anyone who had money.

He'll be wondering who's gonna come for him next.

He's a very lucky man.

He's not a very subtle man.

He's on the move, and he's heading straight for me.

He's on the move.

Heads up, gentlemen.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Help us?

Here, let's see.

Here.

Hey. Hey.

High card for dealer position.

His heart's gonna stop.

His nature, I suppose.

His target is the Skyfleet prototype.

Hold out your arm, my beauty...

Hold out your arm.

Holster the bloody weapon, Carter. I need him alive.

How ?

How afraid?

How can I assist you, sir?

How did he die?

How much do we need to float for a month?

How was your lamb?

How's our girl?

I believe in a reasonable rate of return.

I can beat this man, you know that.

I can?

I can't resist waking you.

I did.

I died?

I do hate it when religion comes between us.

I don't believe you.

I give him double 0 status, he celebrates by shooting an embassy.

I got the impression we were risking millions of dollars...

I gotta go.

I had so many chances to be happy...

I hate to say it...

I have a dinner jacket.

I have no armor left.

I have someone else willing to do the job.

I have the money, so short another million shares...

I have to know I can trust you, and that you know who to trust.

I have two pair, and you have a 17.4 percent chance...

I heard you.

I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.

I knew it was too early to promote you.

I like this poker thing.

I love you too, M.

I need you looking fabulous.

I report to the prime minister, even he's smart enough...

I sized you up the moment we met.

I suppose I don't have to tell you how beautiful you look.

I suppose M won't miss me for a couple of days.

I suppose our friend Mr. White will have told you...

I suppose that's something.

I suppose you've given some thought to the notion that if you lose...

I think something is driving you.

I think your odds are improving, Mr. Bond.

I thought about trying to buy his services, but we frankly...

I thought he had my back.

I thought M was randomly assigned. I had no idea it stood for

I thought one less bomb maker in the world would be good.

I want no risk in the portfolio.

I want the money.

I was impatient, maybe I was arrogant, but I can beat him.

I was worried there was some chance involved.

I will. Thank you.

I wonder if bomb makers are insured for things like that.

I wonder if that's why I love you.

I would if I knew what it was.

I would take a hand for this betrayal, but you need it to play cards.

I wouldn't dream of it.

I'll call you back.

I'll do my best.

I'll get the doctor.

I'll get the money.

I'll see you back here in half an hour.

I'll shoot the camera first next time.

I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman.

I'm afraid if you get into trouble here...

I'm afraid not.

I'm afraid she can't be disturbed. Can I take a message?

I'm afraid your friend Mathis is really...

I'm all ears.

I'm all in.

I'm also afraid you will sleep with me in order to get to him.

I'm gonna get a few more photos....

I'm gonna have to think up a name for that.

I'm in.

I'm leaving with what little I have left.

I'm Mr. Arlington Beech, professional gambler...

I'm putting you in the game...

I'm saying I'll give you the money to keep going.

I'm sorry, James.

I'm sorry, Mr. Dimitrios.

I'm sorry.

I'm the money.

I'm trying to think of a better word than loathing.

I've got a little itch...

I've got plenty.

If he hasn't noticed, I'm not sure I'd mention it.

If he loses, he'll have nowhere to run.

If M was so sure that I was bent...

If that was for luck, you're two hours late.

If the theatrics are supposed to scare me...

If you do need time....

If you keep your head about you, I think you have him.

If you would type in the account number.

If you'd just been born...

In that case...

In the old days, if an agent did something embarrassing...

Instead, somebody lost over $ 100 million betting the wrong way.

Is that enough for you?

Is the man deranged? And where the hell is he?

Isn't the type to take bad news well.

It appears the funds are being withdrawn as we speak.

It certainly is. You didn't bring any chocolates with you?

It could've been a double blind. Keep sweating him.

It doesn't bother you, killing those people?

It keeps things simple.

It makes me feel reborn.

It was transferred to the account number...

It was worth it to discover his tell.

It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days, isn't it?

It's an Algerian love knot.

It's four jacks. Monsieur Le Chiffre wins.

It's just last minute details.

It's just odd...

It's just that not so long ago...

It's like there's blood on my hands. It's not coming off.

It's Signor Gallardo.

It's tailored.

It's the simplest thing...

It's time for a short break. We will resume play in one hour.

It's up to you, Monsieur Bond.

It's up to you, Monsieur Bond.

It's up to you.

It's up to you.

It's your bet.

It's your bet.

It's your plan. All I did was get you the man.

It's your play, Monsieur Fukutu.

James Bond for Mr. Mendel.

James Bond. You'll find the reservation under Beech.

James...

Just because you've done something...

Just do it.

Just one thing. If you pull it off, the CIA bring him in.

Knew where to put his hands on weapons...

Ladies and gentlemen, if everybody's ready, let's continue the game.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mesdames, Messieurs...

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

Le Chiffre arrived yesterday...

Le Chiffre? I don't think so.

Le Chiffre.

Less than some.

Like you said...

Listen, I'm bleeding chips. I'm not gonna last much longer.

Listen, you go and find her, tell her to call Security at Miami Airport...

Look in my eyes.

Look, I made a mistake.

Look, if Le Chiffre is that well connected...

Look. It's the tell. He is bluffing.

Looks like our man. Burn scars on his face.

M doesn't mind you earning a little money on the side, Dryden.

Ma'am.

Made you feel it, did he?

Made you feel it, did he?

Many of them are lovely people.

Mathis needs me.

Mathis says the Americans have made contact with Le Chiffre.

Mathis?

May I ask you where it is?

Maybe he can actually pull this off.

Melted your cold heart yet?

Miss Lynd will give me the account number, if she hasn't already.

Money isn't as valuable to our organization as knowing who to trust.

Monsieur Bond wins.

Monsieur Bond?

Monsieur Bond?

Monsieur Bond.

Monsieur Le Chiffre.

Monsieur Le Chiffre.

Monsieur Le Chiffre.

Monsieur Le Chiffre.

Monsieur Mendel here represents the Basel Bank, Switzerland...

Monsieur Mendel. How are things in Switzerland?

Monsieur, you have been called. Showdown, please.

Mr. Bond?

Mr. Bond?

Mr. Bond?

Mr. Kaminofsky is the small blind, $5000...

Mr. Mendel? I'm having trouble accessing the funds in my account.

My apologies, I do not mean to rush...

My friend, bring me one as well. Keep the fruit.

My God, James was right.

My mistake.

My name is Mathis. Rene Mathis. I'm your contact here.

No one expects this stock to go anywhere but up.

No wonder he was in such a foul mood.

No, don't worry. You're not my type.

No, I want to pay for my half of our aimless wanderings.

No, neither could I.

No, of course not.

No, stop it. Stop. I have to get to the bank.

No, wait.

No, you didn't.

No! No! No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink.

No. To the right. To the right. To the right!

Not a word of protest.

Not enough to stop.

Not him.

Not him.

Not Mathis.

Not well.

Nothing sinister.

Now known associates....

Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls.

Now would seem an appropriate time.

Now, I'd have normally gone with only child...

Oddly, my character's feelings mirror my own.

Oh, and the valet ticket.

Oh, good. You're here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. What was the bet? A hundred thousand?

Oh, my God!

Oh, no, I don't.

Oh, not that I have anything against accountants.

Okay, I understand.

Okay.

Okay. This is on the table. That's my car. Wanna bet?

On my way to the bank right now.

One hundred and fifteen million in the pot.

One hundred and one million, two hundred and six thousand dollars.

One sympathizes.

Only when the romance has been necessarily brief.

Open that.

Or help you?

Or is that Bond? I'm a little confused.

Or quite so stylishly.

Or yourself.

Over my left shoulder.

Perhaps later.

Please be so kind as to enter a password of your choice.

Please, no. Give him a chance to win his money back.

Please.

Probably because there's no we. Just me.

Push the red button now, Bond.

Queen plays. Wins.

Quite the body count you're stacking up.

Raise.

Raise.

Raise.

Raise.

Raise. All in.

Raise. Five hundred thousand.

Raise. One million.

Re raise. Two million.

Really? I thought it was just something pretty.

Religion and a securely locked door.

Remember I told you about Le Chiffre's tell?

Remove the defibrillator from the pouch.

Right now I have a lovely man from the Treasury here...

Same goes for the implant. Can't say I'm too sorry about losing that.

See you tomorrow. Bye bye.

Seems someone knows something I don't.

Send the barman over, please.

Shall we up the blinds?

Shame.

Shame.

She knew you were you.

She left her cell phone.

She must have known I'd check it.

She was tortured first. As you'd already killed her husband...

She'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling secrets.

She'll be too busy sweating Mathis.

Should I ask him about it?

Single.

Sir, you must know you're betting against the market.

Sir.

Six letters or more.

Skewered.

Sleeping.

Small blind, big blind.

Small blind, please.

Smart?

So all I need from you is the password.

So as charming as you are, Mr. Bond...

So he's either desperate or he's overly confident...

So how do I trust this man that I've never met with my money?

So I decided that it was cheaper to supply his deputy...

So I think...

So that would be what you call bluffing?

So when you walk up behind me and kiss me on the neck...

So you can keep an eye on me?

So you want me to be half monk, half hit man?

So you'll be depositing it today.

So you're telling me it's a matter of probability and odds.

So, what's so damn important?

So?

Someone talked.

Someone's in a hurry.

Something you expect me to wear?

Sorry for disturbing you.

Sorry Le Chiffre's gonna win...

Sorry, I should've introduced myself, seeing as we're related.

Sorry, sir. You are the big blind.

Sorry?

Sorry.

St. Mark's Square.

Stairs.

Stay calm and don't interrupt. Because you'll be dead...

Stop touching your ear.

Stop! Stop!

Table stakes. I'm sorry, sir.

Take the blue combipen, Bond. Mid neck into the vein.

Take the next one.

Tell him I've hidden the bodies here and I want him to get rid of them.

Tell them I'll get the money.

Ten million was wired to your account in Monten****...

Ten players, $ 10 million buy in, 5 million re buy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Enjoy your stay.

That is something to be afraid of.

That last hand, it nearly killed me.

That slimy bugger.

That would really send him over the edge.

That'll keep Le Chiffre looking over his shoulder.

That's a shame. I didn't think they'd miss it.

That's all my organization will guarantee.

That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.

That's better.

That's him, with the mustache.

That's how he wiped me out.

That's it?

That's that.

That's what this is about.

The big blind is now 1 million dollars.

The big picture.

The chief of police and he are now quite close.

The funds have been transferred.

The high hand.

The job's done, and the bitch is dead.

The largest airplane in the world will be unveiled today at Miami Airport.

The man isn't even a true believer. He's a gun for hire.

The money will remain in escrow until I return...

The name's Bond.

The nature of his work?

The odds against were 23 to 1, and he'd know that.

The only question remains...

The password, please.

The puts expired. I'm sorry, I'm not sure yet how much you've lost.

The same thing happened this morning with Skyfleet stock...

The second is

The Treasury has agreed to stake you in the game.

The twitch he has to hide when he bluffs.

Then don't. I couldn't care less.

Then you'll also know that in poker you never play your hand.

Then you're an idiot.

Then you've learnt your lesson.

There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets.

There isn't enough room for me and your ego.

There you go with my night.

There you go. Number 53.

They don't care what we do, they care what we get photographed doing.

They're going to extract him before dawn.

This is me in character pissed off because you're losing so fast...

This is the latter.

Though apparently not your employer.

Three hundred grand.

Three measures Gordon's, one of vodka...

Three players.

Three players.

Time enough to get over someone?

To realize sometimes you can forget the past.

Trip aces.

True, but this one overcompensates...

True.

Trust me, I wish it wasn't the case.

Try putting that in a sentence.

Twelve million. Heads up.

Twenty thousand.

Two hundred to you.

Two pair. Aces and sevens.

Two.

Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.

V E S P E R.

Very funny.

Vesper.

Vesper.

Vesper.

Vodka martini.

Was I? Forgive me.

We barely got to know each other.

We can't let him win this game.

We dispensed with one that was of no use and created another that is.

We dispensed with one that was of no use and created another that is.

We just proved that she's guilty, not that he's innocent.

We proceed alphabetically.

We should've picked up on it...

We want him alive. Le Chiffre doesn't have 100 million to lose.

We wanted to question him, not kill him.

We will now break for one hour.

We'll give him sanctuary in return for everything he knows.

We'll know where you are.

We'll talk about that later.

We're trying to find out how an entire network of terrorist groups is financed...

We've been involved for quite a while...

We've had a good night, we've had a few drinks.

Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear duct...

Welcome to my home.

Welcome to the Hotel Splendid. Your name, sir?

Welcome to the Ocean Club, sir. Checking in?

Welcome to the Ocean Club, sir. Checking in?

Welcome, Mr. Beech.

Well, because then they'd be bad.

Well, enjoy the game.

Well, he's logged into our secure website...

Well, how the hell does he know these things?

Well, I do hope you gave your parents hell for that.

Well, I knew you were you.

Well, I think I will call you on that one.

Well, I think I'll report on the evening's frivolities.

Well, I understand double 0s have a very short life expectancy...

Well, I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.

Well, I'm gonna need the other 5 million to buy back in.

Well, I'm supposed to get you to drink this.

Well, it's 14 million and 500,000.

Well, Mathis told Le Chiffre.

Well, only if you assume the player with the best hand wins.

Well, perhaps you're just out of practice.

Well, that could make life quite difficult.

Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?

Well, what about a drink at my place?

Well, your beauty's a problem.

Well...

Weren't you supposed to enter so the others could see you?

What do we give him? The kit has amphetamines, antihistamines...

What do you mean?

What else can you surmise, Mr. Bond?

What is it about bad men?

What looks good?

What makes your husband a bad man?

What's the time?

Whatever is left of me...

Whatever is left of me....

When does Ellipsis expire?

When he did his first raise he had nothing.

When we return, the big blind will be 200,000.

Where is my money?

Where is she?

Which is why I've been able to detect...

Which makes me wonder if I can trust you at all.

Which means he's decided to play me anyway.

Which means you were at that school by the grace...

Which means your clients will hunt you down...

Which one can say of any attractive woman with half a brain.

Which would explain how he could set up a high stakes poker game...

Who is this?

Who the hell do they think they are?

Why can't nice guys be more like you?

Why is it people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?

Why not?

Will do.

Winning was blind luck.

Wins.

With their prototype destroyed, the company would be near bankruptcy.

Would you excuse me?

Would you mind?

Wow..! You've taken good care of your body.

Yeah, and quite possibly shorter.

Yeah.

Yeah. Here, there, anywhere you like.

Yeah. It was time.

Yeah. That's how I would describe it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. But it's a spur of the moment thing, and I haven't got a reservation.

You all right?

You asked for the introduction.

You can have me anywhere.

You can stop pretending.

You can switch off so easily, can't you?

You cold?

You don't think this is a very good plan, do you?

You don't trust anyone, do you, James?

You have a better chance. I'll stake you.

You have any trouble with the bodies?

You have each deposited $ 10 million buy in.

You have me there.

You just said you can't wait to get me back to the room. Come on.

You knew I wouldn't let this drop, didn't you?

You know, I think a celebration's in order.

You know, I think I'll call that a Vesper.

You know, James...

You know...

You know...

You like married women, don't you, James?

You lost because of your ego, and that same ego can't take it.

You love me?

You need to keep your heart going.

You noticed?

You play the man across from you.

You represent the Treasury.

You should find a new boyfriend.

You should have a little faith.

You stormed into an embassy.

You taste nice.

You think I can't take my own advice?

You think it's this man Le Chiffre.

You think of women as disposable pleasures...

You violated the only absolutely inviolate rule...

You want to do what to me?

You were almost dead an hour ago.

You woke me to share his holiday plans?

You worry you won't be taken seriously.

You, my husband....

You'll have it tomorrow.

You're going to pass out in a few seconds.

You're holding a parcel for me.

You're not buying in?