James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Soundboard Edit

A station break.

According to police officials in Hamburg, Germany,

According to this, there are four places where he could harbor the boat.

Admiral, sir. Urgent message from the admiralty.

Ah, Miss Lin

Ah. It's time to begin the festivities

And he will fire if we don't turn around and go to a Chinese port.

And thanks largely to your efforts, the British navy will destroy the evidence.

And what do I expect in return? Worldwide domination

Are they insane?

Are we absolutely sure of our position?

Argh!

Argh!

Arriving just after the missile has killed your leaders

At present, the local authorities believe the media mogul committed suicide

Barely?

Buddha bless.

But see that island there? That means that where he's jumping,

By a curious quirk of fate, we have the perfect story

By the way, you know that officially Uncle Sam is neutral in this turkey shoot.

Clutch!

Come on, Elliot. Ignore those people. Sometimes these things happen.

Congratulations on a safe journey.

Could somebody use this to send a ship off course?

Delicious

Delicious. Make sure you clear all the mines, and bring the girl up to me.

Dr Kaufman

Drop it, Mr. Bond, or I'll drop your friend.

Energy centers, like the heart or genitals.

Es gibt eine kleine Stdrung. Wir machen gleich wetter.

Even trade, Elliot. Gupta for Wai Lin. You can't fire the missile without him.

Excuse me. Darling?

Excuse me. General Chang is waiting.

Get the sledgehammers.

Get those fires out!

Give the people what they want.

Good morning, Mr. Bond. Elliot Carver.

Ha Long Bay

He didn't even say goodbye.

He's coming.

Hello, Elliot. Interesting plan.

Herr Stamper, we have made contact.

How'd they get the paper out so fast?

I always wondered how I'd feel if I ever saw you again.

I can't see. Hold on.

I didn't ask you to get involved in this.

I have my divisions, TV, news, magazines.

I have the power

I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine.

I was just wondering about your satellites, the way you positioned yourself globally.

I work alone.

I would have thought watching your TV shows was torture enough.

I'll leave you in the capable hands of Mr. Stamper and his toys

I'm just up here at Oxford, brushing up on a little Danish.

I'm not interested in your sordid escapades. Let's get on with it, shall we?

I'm sorry I keep disappointing you

I've always been a fan of Chinese technology.

I've just taken it one step further

If the Vietnamese catch him, they're gonna go crazy

If you'll excuse me, my dear, I have something of a deadline to meet

In a matter of minutes my plan will succeed

Inflicting the maximum amount of pain

It's not. I snuck in.

It's over, Stamper. Let her go

It's so deadly, my dear

Ja.

James, try the detonators. The missile will set them off

Let's go upstairs

Look at this.

M, Bedford reports that Carver went down with his ship. It seems that Bond made it.

Meine Damen und Herren, bleiben Sie ruhig.

Mr. Bond will have a vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred

Mr. Bond. Miss Lin.

Mr. Can/er's broadcast will be starting in ten minutes in the main studio.

Mr. Gupta.

Nein!

Never argue with a woman. They're always right

No! No!

No. Mrs. Carver will have a glass of Mr. Carver's champagne

Not according to our radar, where it seems your MiGs

Not between you and me

Now he sells his politics for cash

Now, Captain, whatever the heli that thing is, sink it.

Of all the harbors and inlets controlled by General Chang,

Of Paris Carver, who has become an international figure

Of the Chinese high command.

Oh!

One... No, two.

Our contact in Saigon said the Vietnamese only found our sailors three hours ago

PA: T minus four minutes and counting.

PA: Tminus 10 seconds.

Phase two is under way. I have the video tape

Please select security system level.

Recall, three, send

Scrappy media mogul Elliot Carver was cut off the air tonight in mid speech

So listen up.

So predictably eager to save face.

Sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job

Stand up.

Start the recovery operation. Send our divers down to the Devonshire

Started out as a student radical at Berkeley in the '60s.

Surrender

Tell me, Mr. Bond, how is the market reacting to the crisis?

That's enough. Now where do we stand?

That's preposterous. We know exactly where that ship was.

That's wonderful. I'm sure she won't resist too much.

The British will think the Chinese are being belligerent.

The parachute, the wet suit, the fins...

They just don't have in their vocabulary.

They're merely tools for information, Mr. Bond

This job of yours..

This just in

Thought you'd pay more attention to a female voice

Till you are mine

To drive the car.

To Royal Navy task group. We also have the unknown ship on our screens.

Tomorrow never dies

Tomorrow will arrive on time

Touché.

Until the world falls away

Until the world falls away

Up on your left.

Us there were 17 survivors for your headlines

WAI LIN: Left! Left!

We will go on in a few minutes' time.

We'll launch next time the MiGs fly by

We'll take the naval option. One strike, we take out half the world's terrorists.

Welcome to my world crisis, Mr. Bond

Well, we know where you stand

What are you talking about?

What havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today?

With which to launch our satellite news network tonight

Within ten minutes of the world's largest air force

WOMAN: Fingerprint ID accepted.

WOMAN: Welcome. Please fasten seat belt.

Worldwide media baron. Able to topple governments with a single broadcast

Yes?

You don't sleep in it anymore.

You know..

You still think you can do this alone?

You're a terrible liar, dear.

You're not the only spy out there

You're too late again, Mr. Bond

Your friend, Mr. Bond made a mess tonight.

30 seconds to impact

90% of people killed doing the HALO jump

Abort missile. Abort missile

And what do you get? Me?

Fire? Probably.

Get after them. Ready? Go.

Go for the barrels. What?

I doubt if she'll remember me. Remind her.

If the cruise hits them... Order them to abort the missile

Looking for a news story? (MEN SHOUT)

Missile lock on. Send a signal to the admiralty.

Of course. Good. Then do it and get off the ship.

On second thoughts, you type. First we have to find the boat.

Property destruction? Definitely.

Sir, the helicopter. Thanks, Gupta.

That ship was in international waters. We can't be certain.

The MiGs are making another pass. Let's start the show

Then check this out. Oh, yeah

To you. No. To the gun.

We must stop the boat. Can you take care of the engine room?

White Knight... Alert NATO, the Pentagon.

Will you need collision coverage? Yes

You will not wait. That's an order

(BEEP$)

(BOND GAGS)

(BUMP)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

(COUGHING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(HONK$)

(IN CHINESE)

(IN GERMAN)

(JUDDERING)

(MOCKS MARTIAL ARTS SHOUTS)

(SCREAMS)

(SPEAKS ANXIOUSLY)

(SPEECH CONTINUES)

(WHIRRING)