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Futureworld (1976)

Futureworld (1976)

Futureworld is a science fiction movie released in 1976 and is set in a theme park of the same name. This thrilling sequel to the iconic Westworld explores the consequences of artificial intelligence gone wrong. The film's plot revolves around two reporters who are invited to Futureworld, a revamped version of the earlier theme park, where they uncover a sinister plan to replace world leaders with android replicas. As they delve deeper into the dark secrets of the park, they must race against time to expose the truth.

Starring in Futureworld are Peter Fonda as reporter Chuck Browning, Blythe Danner as reporter Tracy Ballard, and Arthur Hill as Duffy, the park's head of security. The movie also features Yul Brynner, reprising his role from Westworld, as the relentless and iconic gunslinger android.

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A glamorous and highly paid television correspondent,
A little lonely, Steven?
A lusty treat for the senses,
A montage of international types. I think that would be a good idea.
A robot actually killed a guest.
Aboard the starship, you will be able to walk in space
Activate the pain pleasure gradient, please.
Affirmative. Carbon, hydrogen,
Ah, you're married, huh?
Ain't never gonna get rich being stupid.
All aboard, please.
All Futureworld guests are reminded
All guests are encouraged to request the host
All guests will please proceed to the proper color level
All hatches have been secured.
All I want is for you to meet me somewhere.
All others, please go to Customs and Immigration.
All our probability studies indicate that if left alone,
All right, all right.
All right, ante up!
All right, begin the spacewalk sequence on my mark.
All right, come with me.
All right, did you alter their food?
All right, hurry up, go up and change.
All right, it's my deal.
All right, tell me.
All right, what'd you got?
All right, what's your name?
All right, wise guy.
All right, you just stay away, mister.
All right.
All subjects must be returned to their sleeping quarters by 0230.
All subjects should be returned to their rooms by 0230.
All systems are in a go status.
All tests must be completed by 0215.
All that and more is yours, Ron.
All the girls on Futureworld as pretty as you are?
All the worlds are at full function, and you do have limited time.
All these people are machines? That's impossible!
And all we ask in return
And although there was some evidence of circuit malfunction,
And don't forget the ice.
And Dr. Schneider, if we're not allowed to interview anybody we want,
And each one of them was a guest at Delos.
And experience all the thrills of deep space.
And found ourselves here.
And get him interested, you know?
And get on that flight.
And gravity is one third.
And hide in the gap between the floorboard and the ground.
And I hope you'll thank Mr. Duffy for us.
And I think that we're the ones that ought to be going.
And I'm sure that's how the story's going to come out.
And if I don't get something solid from Harry,
And if you don't stop acting like such a paranoid idiot,
And is not afraid to talk about it.
And it's impossible for you to use your father's sword.
And kept hurting me, and I couldn't do anything.
And not sneak around at 3 o'clock in the morning.
And now it's too late to run,
And of course, many of our own technicians also died.
And on the surface of the moon.
And put it back together.
And return power to grid 3.
And robot gladiators die at the point of your sword.
And see the hard work behind the magic.
And SR0073 now.
And that's why we've come to you.
And the commissars and the generals.
And the material bleeds air at the exact temperature of your body.
And thus, one more source of error is eliminated.
And to accept our instructions.
And unless you would like to spend the next five years
And we hope to make it a regular part of Futureworld.
And what a bundle it is, Ron!
And what you think, I think and what you know, I know.
And when the people at Delos find out that you have sent Mr. Bad News himself,
And you, Miss Ballard, are the commander of the flight.
And, God, it's so confusing, you know?
Any appearance of danger is simply a device to enhance your experience.
Any kind you want, long as it's gin.
Anything?
Anyway, don't feel too bad.
Anyway, we promised that we would be fair.
Anyway, we've got a week to spend together alone,
Are in route to the Aries II space shuttle,
Are now on board the starship.
Are now programmed for combat
Are they real, or what are they?
Are you calling the lady a liar?
Are you going to do it?
Are you running correlates on organic emissions?
Are you sure I won't have a nightmare?
Are you sure you know where you're going?
Arthur, you mustn't do this to me.
Arthur.
Aside from the human loss,
At 2130 hours.
At the costume desk.
At the General's request,
At the most fabulous resort in the world.
Auto select switch A 4 on. Gotcha.
Auto select switch...
Auto select what?
Aw, come on, Socks, it was only a joke.
Back into the images the mind creates.
Bartender?
Be careful, brother.
Be sure you stay in touch with base,
Because I don't like to see anybody get into trouble.
Because I have your mind.
Because I'm too old for you.
Because they sure as hell aren't normal.
Because we need the favorable publicity
Because we're both within accurate range of these guns.
Began to act in a most vicious manner.
Began with no obvious signs that anything would go wrong.
Begin all graphic studies on my mark.
Begin preliminary cosmetic studies.
Begin the joust sequence on my mark.
Begin the Saxon Knight sequence on my mark.
Better get plenty of rest. Got a big day head of us.
Better give her a moment.
Between our employees and our guests.
Brace it on the table.
Bring the load simulator on the line at 1425.
Bring the moon up a little fuller, please.
Bring the moon up a little fuller, please.
Browning, you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass at 5 yards with a bazooka.
Bu I think now would be a good time for you to come backstage with me.
But don't take all night!
But frankly, I think he should have been phased out long ago.
But he was carrying these clippings about heavyweight people
But I am.
But I don't look like I got much of a future anyway.
But I got nothing to talk about.
But I think your patience with me will be rewarded.
But I want to talk to Harry alone and I'm going to need your help, Socks.
But I would like to remind you that while you are indeed
But I'm not going to find out following Duffy around, you know?
But it's all right. I have another one.
But of course...
But program the queen to steal it from him.
But the breakdown occured throughout the resort.
But they ran on reserve long enough to do a great deal of damage.
But what do I do?
But whatever you want to see, we'll be glad to show you.
But you see, right now, well, I'm a big winner.
But your skis are designed for that purpose.
But, quite frankly, not as good as it should be.
But... I mean...
But... it was so real.
Bye, Mac.
Bye.
Camino cytonic channels, hyperbilia,
Can I give you a hand?
Can't tell the original from the duplicate.
Changed how?
Check the white chamber.
Chuck, this isn't going to get us anywhere, you know?
Chuck, where are you?
Chuck!
Chuck!
Chuck!
Chuck?
Chuck?
Chuck?
Chuck? Chuck?
City desk, Browning.
Clark, give me another gin.
Clark!
Close your fist, please.
Coffee would be wonderful.
Come and sit down.
Come here a second.
Come here!
Come on out of there.
Come on, lets go.
Come on, sit down, make yourselves comfortable.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Commanding you very own rocket ship,
Congratulations.
Could be good for the General.
Damn good, really.
Damn it, show me your cards!
Damn it, we just got here.
Damn!
Delos passengers may proceed directly to the resort.
Delos was in turmoil.
Delos.
Delos.
Designed for your pleasure.
Did you see that? Did you see that left? Pow!
Did you talk to Arthur?
Dinner should be along shortly.
Do I remember how to get someone interested?
Do what, Ron?
Do you copy?
Do you know what he was talking about?
Do you know what he was talking about?
Do you know what it is?
Do you realize you just won $50,000?
Do you think they'll treat you any better?
Doing weather and fashion in Sioux Falls, South Dakota,
Don't bother me. I got an instinct for these things.
Don't forget we're afraid of heights.
Don't hurry, Chuck.
Don't run there.
Don't worry about it.
Don't you think something could go wrong again?
Don't you touch them cards.
Down!
Downstairs.
Driving me nuts!
Duffy said a lot of things.
Electromagnetic shaping positive.
Energy matrix play out is particulating...
Enjoying the favors of robot women of weightless beauty,
Enough to know that I'm getting the fast shuffle.
Even a newspaper reporter tells the truth.
Even those of us who create them
Every program, every robot.
Every thought, like every eye blink or a heartbeat
Everyone who can afford it, a Delos customer.
Everything changed after they brought out the 700s.
Everything in Futureworld is perfectly safe.
Exclusive to television and exclusive to me, is that right?
Excuse me.
Find something to jam the wheel.
Fingerprints or voice, you know?
Five cards stud.
Follow me, please.
Fool around, cheat this time.
For God sakes, at $1,200 a day, who else could afford this?
For selection and fitting.
For the first time in our history,
Four kings, huh?
Frenchy and I had a couple of girls up here from the Westworld.
Frenchy, what happened?
Frenchy?
Frenchy. Frenchy DuPorte.
From 5,000 separate brain locations.
From every country on Earth.
Gee, this is a wonderful job, but don't you kind of get...
General and Mrs. Karnovski will dine in their living quarters this evening.
General Karnovski regrets, but he does not give interviews now.
Get out of here!
Give me a quantum 9.
Give me those numbers.
Good morning to you too.
Good night.
Good night.
Good.
Gratifying, yes. Well, I'd like to have a look around by myself.
Guests always win?
Had either been killed or wounded.
Harry Croft.
Harry is still quite valuable.
Harry spoke of a Frenchy, remember?
Has been terminated by Mr. Takaguchi.
Have sex with a robot?
Have the subject's full face on grid 1.
Have we satisfied your suspicions?
He don't mind.
He forgot.
He had a run in with Dr. Schneider and he quit.
He has an angle. I want to pursue it.
He has no objection.
He never hurt anybody.
He never hurt anybody.
He said he had the big story about Delos.
He said he had the big story about Delos.
He talked to me just before he was killed.
He thinks it's admirable.
He told me, Once you make it with a robot chick,
He was much too strong.
He was one of the original iron men in all the orgies.
He would have done better to remember
He's a workman, same as I am.
Hell, man, your mother's going to be proud of you.
Hell, one more time, Harry.
Hello, anybody. Anybody?
Hello, Houston, Houston.
Hello, Shorty.
Hello, space shuttle, this Houston Control.
Hello, Tracy.
Hematocrit, 0.44.
Hematology, red cell mass, 2.0 liters.
Here you go, sit down.
Hey, ain't this something, man?
Hey, Chuck?
Hey, do you know what this fella told me?
Hey, I'm going to go skiing now.
Hey, iron ass!
Hey, Miss Ballard.
Hey, we've got to try this thing.
Hey, you behind on your bills?
Hey, you don't know what you're doing.
Hey, you really know what you're doing.
Hey, you really know what you're doing.
Hey, you were pretty terrific tonight, do you know that?
Hi, there.
Hi, what's your name?
His skills are no longer needed.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Honey, I won, the Big Bundle! The TV contest!
How can... How can you know that?
How do you do?
How impressive.
How many points you gonna give on the Colts?
How the hell do I know?
Hyaline and synovial read outs recorded.
I am reading the cytoplasmic structure now.
I am?
I bet you say that to all your copy boys.
I can read yours.
I can't believe it.
I can't get in those doors.
I can't get in, just can't get in.
I can't hold it.
I certainly will.
I definitely want to use him on the show.
I don't believe it's safe.
I don't get the connection.
I don't know what it is now.
I don't know why they'd want to do that.
I don't know, this Delos guest list
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like being called Socks.
I don't think that would work out.
I don't think you're trying to hide anything.
I don't think.
I don't trust you.
I don't want to be accused of trying to hide anything.
I don't.
I feel very badly.
I find out you been cheating, I'm gonna fry your wires.
I forgive you everything.
I got 50 says you're wrong.
I got a room up top, but...
I got nothing to say.
I got something to show you.
I gotta see this.
I guess you'd call him inoperative.
I happen to have 55 million viewers worldwide.
I have a holograph in my screen.
I have the resonance frequency on the protein molecules.
I hope Duffy throws you out of here.
I intend to write a story that will make
I just... can't decide.
I know a place we can hide until the plane leaves.
I know one thing. That's the only door in Delos I can't get in.
I look forward to coming back with a video crew next week.
I mean, are they drugged or hypnotized or what?
I mean, it depends on what I dream, doesn't it?
I mean, people on the outside, they just...
I mean, really. I mean, come on, you look at me.
I mean, this thing looks pretty frightening.
I mean, we keep breaking their rules,
I mean, what the hell, I'm no Superman.
I merely request that you inform Mr. Duffy
I merely request that you inform Mr. Duffy
I remember one night.
I said I'll call.
I seen your picture.
I should've known better than to worry about you.
I smell a heathen pig!
I think he's just overtrained for a simple story like Delos.
I think that Delos is wonderful
I think we ought to get out of here.
I think you better try him yourself. I don't think he likes girls.
I think you'll find this a unique experience.
I thought I'd see you off personally.
I thought maybe later on we could get together.
I thought the queen stole that camera.
I thought you should see what's left of Westworld.
I thought your only problem was in Westworld?
I told Mr. Duffy what I had in mind.
I told you.
I tried that code every way I could.
I tried the Iranian oil ministers, nothing.
I want all thermal x ray and electrochemical studies finished by tonight.
I want the chemical read outs, as soon as you've got them.
I want to go to Medieval World.
I want you to pick out one of these guys and turn him on.
I was convinced that we were really in orbit.
I was in the hospital and these people kept hurting me.
I was sure that Dr. Schneider had told you.
I will destroy my original.
I will do whatever Delos instructs me to do.
I will never harm Delos.
I wouldn't stay in that room too long.
I'd feel like a fool.
I'd like to apologize for that.
I'll be back to get you. Don't worry about that.
I'll be go to hell.
I'll be right back. Excuse me.
I'll be there in a second.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
I'll just be a minute.
I'll tell you something, mister.
I'll tell you what I got, you pay me what it's worth.
I'll think about it.
I'm a 500, sir.
I'm afraid I interrupted.
I'm going to get Harry and be right back.
I'm in all the trouble I need because of you.
I'm in trouble. I need some money.
I'm not programmed for sex.
I'm not programmed to lie.
I'm not sure I'm ready for this.
I'm not talking to you, mister!
I'm probably going to lose my job, because of this.
I'm really very nervous.
I'm sorry, I feel like an idiot.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I'm sorry, that's not possible.
I'm Tracy Ballard.
I'm very sorry, I've checked with control,
I've been watching you.
I've changed my mind.
If they're keeping any secrets, this is where they ought to be.
If you don't have any objections?
If you follow me, I'll see you to your rooms.
If you read your own newspaper more carefully,
If you think you can do any better, get your iron butt down here,
If you think you can do any better, get your iron butt down here,
If you weren't so eager to do a hatchet job,
If you're going, I'm going.
In each world.
In fact, by the time we regained control,
In fact, you're my employee.
In Futureworld, nothing can go wrong.
In my eyes, you are very beautiful.
In the Space Safari Lodge.
Increase passenger vibration red line six.
Inform Mr. Duffy that I will be in Robot Repair area 5.
Interesting fellow.
International Media Corporation.
Irrational,
Is available for sign up at the tour desk.
Is it safe?
Is that Frenchy?
Is that you treat us in a fair and positive manner.
Is this Chuck Browning?
Is this his face?
Isn't that a perfectly normal human thing to do?
It is also fail safe.
It is now 0210.
It isn't perfect, of course.
It just... It wouldn't work out.
It never changes.
It was a financial and public relations disaster of the first magnitude.
It was horrible.
It was well within the normal parameters.
It'll be old news by the time we get home.
It'll do. Wow.
It's a 400. It's programmed not to stop us.
It's a good thing Father taught us how to shoot, isn't it?
It's about time you learned something about women.
It's all play like, we're not really going anywhere.
It's all right now, it's over.
It's gonna wrap a lot of garbage.
It's good.
It's hard to believe we never left the ground.
It's just been a fabulous time, really.
It's Karnovski.
It's my day for long shots.
It's no game, believe me.
It's no problem. No problem at all.
It's Takaguchi.
It's too wet for them.
It's wonder he can still move at all.
Jesus!
Jokers with aces, straights, and flushes.
Just because I get mad at you doesn't mean I want to see you get hurt.
Just come on.
Just follow the program as Chuck reads it off to you.
Just going to be replaced.
Just hurry up. We'll do fine.
Just pick up the gloves, honey.
Just say I got a hunch.
Just trust me for once, will you Socks?
Just...
Karnovski said nyet.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, we are ready to board.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Delos,
Lay with the human flaws of our controllers.
Let us repeat our social attitude program, please.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go for the other chamber. Come on!
Let's make damn sure we keep it that way.
Let's try it.
Listen, I don't know how we can thank you.
Listen, I was a kid out of college who happened to think
Listen, I was just leaving anyway.
Listen, I would really like to talk to you.
Listen, you promised me that the Delos story would be mine.
Look, don't imagine that these duplicates we've created are mere robots.
Look, you wrote a story a couple of years ago about the trouble at Westworld.
Looks like a rerun from the last Geneva Conference.
Looks like a road map to all the tunnel systems.
Magnesium count.
Man, lookie here. Hiya, hi there.
Mark.
May I ask what you are doing here at this time of night?
Maybe get him a promotion.
Maybe it's something else, something personal.
Maybe they work in a combination.
Maybe we shouldn't have worried so much about whether he loved us or not.
Me and Clark, we like our little corner here best of all.
Me, no, I'm a tube freak.
Medieval World guests are reminded
Meet me in ten minutes at the Hyatt Regency crossover, Frenchy.
Mind if we look around?
Miss Ballard, now, listen now, you have got to put me on your show.
Mister, if this was your idea of a swell evening, you have got the wrong girl.
Mitochondria, endoplasmic readings are recording.
Monitoring diarthrosis objevis.
Mr. Duffy feels sorry for him,
Mr. Duffy, I don't quite understand
Mr. Duffy, you know, I wanted to ask you about those chessmen.
Mr. Dyffy, are you saying that despite your sophisticated sensors,
Mr. Thurlow, if you copy, please reply.
Must be completed by 1900 hours.
My bed is upstairs, yours is downstairs.
My castle to your knight.
My God, what happened to him?
My knight to your pawn.
My last shot over there.
My mother's in Cleveland.
My name is Eric. This is Erica.
Nice felllow. Now, listen, here's the deal, Miss Ballard.
Nitrogen and oxygen readings are up.
No doubt, sir,
No fooling now, I am a real angle. Oh, excuse me, pal.
No one, sir, they were told not to bring them.
No restrictions?
No, go right ahead.
No, I don't, and one of these days you're going to be a hell of a reporter.
No, I must've made a mistake.
No, ma'am.
No, ma'am.
No, no, they're iron just like the rest of them.
No, no. No iron ever comes down here.
No, thanks to your Mr. Browning,
No, that's all right, Harry. It's late.
No, they're holograms.
No, you didn't.
No.
No... He was just busy, I guess.
Nobody here, sir.
Nobody reads.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not for one damn minute, do you hear me?
Not this trip, Ron.
Not very likely.
Nothing can go wrong.
Notify Robor Center that all vital signs were terminated...
Notify Robot Center that repairs on Czarina model 614
Notify Robot Center that the Saxon Knight
Now it's all machines except for me and a couple other guys.
Now, are there any other questions?
Now, are you sure that they are robots?
Now, come on, let's have a truce.
Now, come on, what do you say?
Now, for the last two years,
Now, hold it.
Now, I never got the story.
Now, I smell a big rat.
Now, if you will all follow us,
Now, ladies and gentlemen, those of us who have devoted our lives
Now, last month, as you know,
Now, listen, I'll see you all later, okay?
Now, Mrs Reed, nothing can go wrong.
Now, she wants to interview you for her program, right?
Now, that's news, right?
Now, wait a minute, I did you a favor,
Now, we at Delos are determined to seeing that doesn't happen.
Now, where is Miss Ballard?
Now.
Of course, at any time, you're free to go where you wish.
Of course, the snow is red.
Of flight 936 for New York
Of the world you've chosen to visit.
Oh, boy.
Oh, for God's sake, let's get out of here.
Oh, for heaven's sakes. Harry was just telling us about the good old days.
Oh, good.
Oh, hell, she's much more than a reporter.
Oh, I had this awful dream.
Oh, it's a sad face.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, lighten up, Socks. Determination is a mark of a good reporter.
Oh, listen I don't know.
Oh, Mort, that's not entirely true.
Oh, my God, I don't believe it.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no sir, I'm a 500.
Oh, no, sir. I gave you the picture back.
Oh, no, there's nothing to worry about.
Oh, no, you can't do that. That could be dangerous.
Oh, not so bad yourself.
Oh, now Mr. Duffy, I hope you understand
Oh, that should be obvious.
Oh, that's all right. Listen, why don't you take that seat there?
Oh, that's us.
Oh, what do you want?
Oh, wonderful.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you sure we can't get hurt?
Oh, yes, sir, they come in all shapes and sizes.
Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, yes?
Oh, yes. Duffy said they were building an Eastworld.
Oh, you do remember how to get someone interested?
Oh, you weren't too shabby yourself.
Oh, you wouldn't do that.
Oil ministers, rocket experts, heavyweight electronic types.
Okay, all right. I have it.
Okay, but if we don't show, you get out best way you can.
Okay, look.
Okay, okay.
Okay, we're safe now.
Okay, which one?
Okay.
Okay.
On this.
One of our most complicated robot gunslingers
Only way you can tell the difference between them is in their eyes.
Open the SR in progrid for file record.
Operator, I want to make a person to person call
Optical illusions.
Or else he got fired, I don't know.
Or Futureworld, where you will be transported throughout the solar system,
Or hostess of their choice.
Or Medieval World, an exact reconstruction of 13th century Europe,
Or Spa World, a garden of pleasure,
Or we may never find the starship.
Otherwise, shut up!
Our 700s can do it better.
Our Mr. Browning is getting much too curious.
Our problem is the memory of a disaster at Westworld.
Piece of cake.
Please bring their carriage to exit 5 Denver,
Please, come this way.
Please, expedite repair of the fountain.
Please, follow me.
Please, indulge your every whim.
Please, leave all cameras and photographic equipment
Please, mark this robot for pick up and repair.
Please, stay in the group.
Power plant.
Prepare the illusion of Youth sequence for General and Mrs. Karnovski.
Prepare the Martian ski sequence for five guests.
Prepare the Saxon Knight sequence to begin on my mark.
Prepare weightless simulation to begin on my mark.
Preparing thermal read outs on grid 3.
Produced by the genetic information in your own cells.
Profile on grid 2.
Program the blast off sequence.
Prosthetic monitoring all grids.
Public response has been good,
Put the phone down, Chuck.
Put your quarter on the table, honey. We'll get to that one.
Real life is a shock after that.
Really, it was just a wonderful time.
Reception reports that all Futureworld guests
Releases currents of electricity,
Remember Sergeant Rucker at basic?
Restructuring. Read out normal.
Right beneath the Research and Development area.
Right, 7 2 5,
Right, well, you just sit right there,
Ron, you don't read, do you?
Screws up their circuits.
Security reports that drugs were added to the food intake of all four subjects.
Seems I'm to blame for not explaining.
She did. Apparently, he stole it back.
She has her own show with 55 million viewers worldwide.
She's a reporter, right?
She's a top television commentator.
She's got a lot on her mind, huh?
She's with Harry.
Shoot him!
Shoot him! I can't hold him!
Shuttle 10 4 3 is clear to proceed to Mars...
Since you can read my mind.
Skiing on Mars is not that different than on Earth.
Skin and hair on grid 4.
So we replaced them with these.
So what the hell?
So, they have no hang ups.
So, you can save that line of crap for your robots, mister.
So, you'll see nothing, feel nothing, hear nothing.
So, you're replacing human leaders with your own duplicates, huh?
Soaring through space like an astronaut.
Socks, come on, lighten up.
Socks, I don't know if I've got a real story here or not.
Socks.
Some guy's been calling for you every five minutes for the last two hours.
Somebody killed him.
Someone who knows their way around this place
Something wrong?
Spacewalkers may use docking hatch 4
Start a video recording on my mark.
Status.
Step right up here.
Steven, I... I'd like it...
Steven, I'm doing a video special on Delos,
Steven.
Subject Ballard, file record number SR0074.
Subject beta niner.
Subject Karnovski, file record number SR0072.
Subject Takaguchi, file record number SR0075.
Subject's eyes and macular apparatus on grid 8.
Subject's face, class R, type 2.
Such as what's wrong with all the people in this room?
Such as?
Such as?
Sure will, ooh man, you are some kind of machinery.
Surely, that's not too much to ask.
Ta da.
Take this all in.
Take us both.
Take us both.
Tell me, do you think I'm pretty?
Terrific.
Terrific.
Thank you, Clark.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Harry, We'll see you.
That Futureworld is a perfectly safe environment
That is absolutely incredible.
That is the last time you get me to flyspeck Delos.
That leaves Takaguchi.
That light reads the circuitry in their eyes.
That must be it.
That newspapers ought to be more than dirt and bad news.
That no cameras may be taken beyond this area.
That photo I showed you earlier, I forgot to get it back.
That sounds like a line from an old movie.
That was 'cause you weren't a very good reporter.
That we do not encourage contact
That's it, you don't never want nothing else.
That's it, you don't never want nothing else.
That's it! Goddamn it, that's it!
That's it.
That's it. Harry Croft, the man behind the iron mask at Delos.
That's right.
That's the end of our exclusive.
That's the entrance to the tunnels.
That's very gratifying.
That's what Frenchy's list meant about the politicians
The Big Bundle, you know?
The couch is designed to remove any pressure along the neural spinal column.
The Czar will give a ball in their honor
The first one, way, way back. And I've seen it all.
The first time that I was with you,
The General does not need a promotion.
The hell with them.
The human being is a very unstable,
The idea is to actually make a videotape of a dream.
The Martian Ski Shuttle is now ready for departure at docking Hatch 6.
The model 700 technician series.
The most unique resort in the history of the world.
The only ones allowed in there are the 700s.
The Really Big Bundle is that you're going to have a week
The robots were behaving as programmed.
The stories your duplicates create
The Takaguchi horse and lance
Their eyes.
Then don't.
Then I think that we just better leave Delos right now.
Then I'll lay off, all right?
Then quite suddenly,
Ther'll be a whole damn army of iron here in a minute.
There are no mechanical parts.
There can only be one of us.
There you are.
There's a plane leaving in about 3 hours.
There's really nothing to worry about.
There's the power plant right up there.
They are creating and programming duplicates of real people.
They are living beings
They are not machines.
They are the... the wrong ones.
They can hear you in the lobby, honey.
They certainly will.
They don't go anywhere, do anything they're not programmed to.
They don't think for themselves, do they?
They have no ego.
They never would understand how it is with us.
They think too much.
They were standing around like a bunch of drunks.
They won't search down here?
They're all robots.
They're just different, that's all.
They're never going to let me back with a video crew.
They're normal for robots.
They're normal for robots.
They're supposed to meet me here.
They've all been replaced by those things.
This ink stained Neanderthal was invited to our meeting?
This is a time warning to all personnel.
This is Clark.
This is Houston Control.
This is Houston Control.
This is just a research trip, you see.
This is so real.
This is the final call for...
This place is three time larger than the old one.
Those selecting Futureworld
To Arthur Holcombe,
To attract the top rank of human leadership.
To creating Delos, were stunned by the events I've just shown you.
Took me a week to get over that.
Tracy.
Truce, huh?
Try me.
Turn it off. Will you turn it off?
Two years ago, the worst day in the history of Delos
Unless you object.
Up, up!
Used to be dead inventory.
Violent animal.
Wait a minute, this is supposed to be a vacation!
Wait a minute, you mean he can watch?
Was a very scientific way of finding out who was who.
Wasn't here before.
Watch out for the bad circuit in your arm, you hear?
Watch your step, huh?
Watch your steps, please.
Watch your steps, please.
We are at maximum RFs and Gs.
We are at T minus 30 and counting.
We are at T minus 30 and...
We call it our Inner Space Chamber
We can and we will.
We did.
We don't intend to be destroyed by your mistakes.
We don't use this very often, so...
We got to get some light in here.
We had a fire once, the sprinklers went off.
We have been notified by Robot Center that Mr. Mubutu...
We have four special subjects now arriving.
We have ignition.
We have invested more than 1.5 billion dollars to rebuild our equipement.
We have replaced every circuit,
We have the Roman Dancers on grid 9 5.
We haven't solved the problem of wet areas.
We offer the IMC Network an absolute exclusive story for all media.
We re opened the resort.
We should get back to our rooms, get our stuff together,
We take it all in...
We try to make it believable for them, of course.
We will be your guides in Futureword.
We will begin the Waters of Youth sequence on my mark.
We will take a tram to the launch area.
We'll just go upstairs and check, shall we?
We'll see you.
We're both lousy shots.
We're both sex models.
We're completing the gross body series.
We're losing it. She's waking up.
We're not your guests.
We're reporters.
We've learned how to convert thought waves
Welcome to Salahari International Airport.
Well, anyway, don't you think it's dangerous to rely too much on the robots?
Well, Chuck, it's been fun.
Well, do you know who Miss Ballard is, Mr. Croft?
Well, don't make any issue of it,
Well, don't you worry about it. I won't tell anybody.
Well, Duffy wasn't lying about one thing.
Well, for a man without a program, you do a pretty damn good job!
Well, for your own safety, we can't have you wandering off just anywhere.
Well, he used to work at the Roman World.
Well, hello, Clark.
Well, I can't help that.
Well, I checked.
Well, I don't know whether I do or not.
Well, I hope you'll accept my apologies for Chuck's behavior.
Well, I just want to tell you I like your style.
Well, I suppose it's possible that occasionally
Well, I'll leave you to yourselves.
Well, I'm awfully lonely here.
Well, in my business we call it managed news.
Well, is that good?
Well, it's all set, a day or two in Futureworld,
Well, it's been good to meet you.
Well, it's true.
Well, let's call it a hunch.
Well, listen the right interview in an important American paper
Well, maybe it's not the code, you know?
Well, Mr. Croft, you're just the kind of man we've been looking for.
Well, now listen, that was business.
Well, that's a hell of a lot better than the last time I was here.
Well, then you've got nothing to worry about.
Well, these people are important. I don't want anything to go wrong.
Well, this guy called Frenchy got himself killed trying to tell me about Delos.
Well, to err is human.
Well, to tell the truth, I was on my way to take a little unauthorized tour.
Well, we can't stay here.
Well, we have blast off scheduled in half an hour.
Well, we'll see to it that that doesn't happen.
Well, we're not worried. I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later.
Well, we're recording 2,000 different waves
Well, we're reporters, see.
Well, well, how do you do?
Well, what?
Well, what's your name?
Well, why didn't he tell us? I mean, why did he wait?
Well, why's that?
Well, yes, yes, I do, you know. Maybe I could use it on the program.
Well, you know.
Well, you like me a little, don't you?
Well... I was here since the opening.
Westworld got the brunt of the bad publicity,
What about Westworld? That was deserted.
What about you, Chuck?
What are we trying to prove?
What are you doing dressed?
What are you doing?
What are you looking for anyway?
What are you talking about?
What are you?
What do we do now?
What do you look like?
What do you mean?
What do you think of that?
What happened?
What is it that you're after, anyway?
What is it?
What is that, anyway?
What is your game?
What kind of booze do you have?
What the hell are you doing in there, anyway?
What was his job?
What, me?
What?
What?
What'd you got?
What's that?
What's that?
What's the matter?
Whatever you desire.
Whatever you wish, will be yours.
When their hypnotic state has been achieved,
When we get this thing straightened out,
Where are we going?
Where are we?
Where beautiful robot women are yours to command
Where old age and pain have been eliminated.
Where you may choose Roman World,
Where you may live like an absolute king.
Which can be transformed into waves.
Which will take you to a rendez vous to the Voyager starship now in orbit.
Who's that?
Why are you doing this?
Why bother with Tracy or me?
Why can't you?
Why do you call him Clark?
Why don't you wise up, mister?
Why would you want me to do that?
Why! Well, you... You can't be.
Why? Do you know Frenchy?
Will guarantee that every Chief of State will soon be among our guests.
With a plus 10 probability of victory on the first pass.
With my luck, I won't be able to fall asleep.
Within a few moments
Would finally get the message.
Wow, I could open the program with this.
Write down what I tell you.
Yeah, and then you fired me.
Yeah, good idea.
Yeah, I know who you are. I've been watching you.
Yeah, I'll bet.
Yeah, I've tried it a dozen times.
Yeah, it's a guy that used to work here.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, quack, quack, quack.
Yeah, that's only the beginning.
Yeah, then come on.
Yeah, told him the whole story.
Yeah, well, I imagine you've seen some things yourself, Harry.
Yeah.
Yeah... I kind of got tired of taking it off every time I had to fix him.
Yep, come on.
Yep.
Yes, Arthur?
Yes, I copy, you miserable bag of bolts!
Yes, I know you did.
Yes, I think so.
Yes, I... Yes, I just... I just thought of that.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, of course, I am.
Yes, sir, we should have 4 to 6 hours.
Yes, sir?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. May I get you something?
Yes, that's right, Ron, but let me tell you something.
Yes, yes, I do.
Yes? Am I doing all right?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. With duplicates who are programmed to think first of the welfare of Delos
Yet, we did not lose faith.
You are doing fine.
You are the most stubborn woman I have ever met.
You been a good pal to me.
You bet.
You brat!
You can go back the way you got here.
You can kick them in the butt, they won't do nothing.
You can talk to anyone you wish.
You can't possibly succeed.
You come with me.
You could sort of help me out.
You crazy? I ain't giving it away.
You did it! You did it!
You ever seen that fellow before?
You get mixed up with people, all you got's trouble.
You got to be careful now.
You got to stay on top of him.
You had old Holcombe there swallowing his corporate stripes.
You had those outrageous red socks on.
You have pretty good memory banks?
You haven't died and gone to heaven, have you? Yeah, it's safe.
You invited us here, remember?
You just hit it big time!
You just relax and enjoy yourself.
You just won the Big Bundle!
You keep following me?
You know I'd take you with me, don't you?
You know that.
You know there used to be a couple dozen maintenance men.
You know this is about as exciting as a visit to the waterworks.
You know what I mean?
You know what you're seeing?
You know, bankers and commissars, you name it.
You know, from Superman, Clark Kent, man of steel.
You know, I find that man, Harry, an interesting character.
You know, you are looking for something that isn't there.
You know, you'd think that even so dumb a brain as yours
You may be right.
You mean to tell me that you've never heared of me?
You mean you're sorry you fired me?
You must remember that I've been programmed for your pleasure.
You must've heard of that!
You said Frenchy.
You see, now, I am a common type man,
You see, the video crew isn't here on this trip.
You see, we discovered that one of the causes for our disaster with Westworld
You should've seen them robots.
You smell yourself!
You stay here.
You take it with you, play it back, find out what you're thinking about.
You wait by the barn.
You want some coffee? Booze?
You were going to run to the saloon
You will also see the Martian ice caps, ride an asteroid,
You will do what Delos instructs you to do.
You will never harm Delos.
You will now shut up and do as you're told.
You will then be escorted to our costume rooms
You wouldn't think twice about it.
You.
You... develop a taste for the iron after a while.
You'd be surprised.
You'd understand our position quite easily.
You'll destroy much of this planet before the end of the decade.
You'll start the family history program on my mark.
You're a part of it?
You're looking directly into her mind.
You're not going to die, exactly.
You're not making this easy, Steven.
You're putting me on with those beautiful green eyes.
You're still an employee.
You're terrific.
You're the same guy, right?
You've got a couple thousand old crones in the public library.
You've got a point.
Your attention, please.
Your attention, please.
Your weapons must, of course, be very special.
1,
1, 6.
1, 6.
1.7, sir.
2,
3,
3, 2, 1, mark.
3, 2, 1, mark.
3, 2, 1, mark.
3, 2, 1, mark.
3, 2, 1, mark.
4 2 7, out.
4 2 7, please respond.
4 5 7,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
7, 4, 3,
7, 4, 3,
7, 4, 3, 1, 6.
8 8 6 9 6.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
24mm sphere, checking cornea.
95 members of our technical and maintenance staff
700s haven't got no fingerprints.
All systems are in a go status. Hey, Socks.
Are you sure? No!
at T minus 15 and counting. I know.
But... But they got you worried, huh?
Bye, Ron. Oh, wow.
Certainly has a suspicious mind. Oh, yes.
Chuck, would you just wait here? You bet.
Chuck? Yeah?
Come on. Oh, my God.
Come on. Okay.
Delos! That's right, Delos.
Do you? Maybe.
Doggone that's too bad. Sorry.
Futureworld, huh? Mmm.
Futureworld? Yeah, that's me.
Get a number? Nope.
Go on. Yeah.
Go! Chuck!
Good luck. Okay, come on, let's go.
Good night. Good night.
Good. I forgot something.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Harry's one of our old boys. Ah.
Hey, Duffy. You seen enough?
Hi. Where is Tracy?
How many guests were killed? More than 50.
I read your column today. Yeah, what'd you think?
I thought you'd never ask. Come on.
I want you to do me a favor. What?
Just trust me. Why should I trust you?
Later. None at all.
Let's go. So long, Doc.
Mm mm. Mm mm.
Mr. Takaguchi? Yes.
Mr. Thurlow. Yeah, yes.
Not at all. Hmm.
Not entirely. Oh, terrific.
Oh, thanks, thanks. You bet.
Oh, thanks. You bet.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Oh. Hello, space shuttle.
Okay, how much? I don't know.
Okay? Okay, sure, sure.
Okay. Give me a coffee and a couple of gins.
Please, switch to alternate channel three niner. Houston this me!
Ready? Yep.
Reference? A fantasy lover.
Right in here. In there?
Ron, I'm Chuck Browning. Hi.
Ron! Ron! Hello, space shuttle,
See you later. You bet.
Seven. Seven?
She's safe. Great, let's go.
So, how do I look, huh? Not too shabby, come on.
Terrible. Why?
Thanks, pal. Anytime.
That's bingo, Socks. Oh.
That's not much time. It'll have to do.
That's wonderful. Laker Airways announces the departure
They're duplicates. What?
They're not going to get hurt or anything, are they? Positive.
This is Houston Control. It's only a simulation.
This is it. All right.
This way. Hmm.
We are at T minus 1 minute 20 seconds and counting. Auto select switch A 4 on.
We are in final launch sequence I know.
we are not receiving you. Hello!
We have quite excellent memories. Good.
We're ready to go now. Oh, right. I'll be right with you.
We're very sorry. Quite right, I understand.
Well, I do! Yes, I gathered as much.
What did I do? Come with me.
What the hell are you doing here? you had absolutely no indication about it?
What's this? Take a look.
What's your name? Ron Thurlow, Ron.
Where are we going? Just come here.
Where shall I put it? Here, here.
Wonderful. and San Francisco.
Wow. Millions of bits of information.
Wrong. No, you're not. Yes, I am.
Yeah, but what about Duffy? We'll call him from the airport.
Yeah. Ciao.
Yes. And since...
Yes. Then will you tell me why
Yes. Would they see this in Cleveland?
You be careful. You bet.
You know your way back from here? You bet.
You want to try it? Go ahead, Socks, go for it.
You...? No, I don't smoke.
You're a liar. No, sir.
You're late. You're right.
...relaxed morality in beautiful Pompeii.
'Cause I got plans for tonight.
'cause I know Miss Ballard loves to get close to her viewers.

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