Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) Edit

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A huge asteroid, approximately 1,000 square miles in size,

A king

A letter from Phleer Pharmaceuticals, largest drug company in the world.

A little joke. I wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get Mexican food.

A little peck on the cheek. Meet you up in the room. Ain't gonna hurt nobody.

A little respect. You left me all by myself in that test tube...

A lot of young men are intimidated by an older woman.

A one

A reason to be living

About time you told Denise? I checked the file. There's no future.

After 35 years of hard work in the construction business, Thirty five years!

After all, what's $150 million?

Afternoon. Good day. Hi.

Ah, shit, Grandma, what's wrong with you?

Ah, the lovely Miss Guilford. Where you on your way to?

Ah, yes. The force is strong with you, my son.

Ain't that a kick in the head. Yes, they're scrumptious, aren't they?

All right, Buster.

All right, enough is enough! This is going too damn far!

All right, everbody. Sherman getting ready to come on TV now. Everbody gather around.

All right, that's it. Slow the car down! Slow down!

All right, tubby.

All right, what the hell you old hens cackling about? You ready to go?

All right, you the expert, Chantal. Workyour magic, girl,

All right.

All right.

All right. Have your formula ready for presentation on Friday.

All right. I will. Yeah, I will.

All these diplomas on this wall don't make up for the fact...

All you have to do is prove to Phleer the formula works at the press conference I set up.

All you seem to be is talk. I'm starting to think you don't even have a formula.

Allergies?

And And But thatside of me is gone now.

And best of all is you're nutty, nutty, nutty for me Sing

And best of all is you're nutty, nutty, nutty forme

And can be yours for the price of $149 million, if you act now, pretty lady.

And don't say nothing. I'm tring to watch Sherman.

And dry 'em a side at a time.

And dumb.

And here it is.

And I

And I am finally in charge, all right? All the way in charge.

And I bent down to reach for a towel,

And I can't believe you're mine

And I can't believe you're mine

And I don't think it'd be fair to you.

And I felt a sharp pain in my chest.

And I had cold medicine early on.

And I have to work that mistake out. I have to live with that.

And I really think you should get a checkup.

And I think the problem No, not science.

And I want to get the right frame of mind so I can give y'all some good stripping.

And I was standing on my own titty.

And I'd like to say in front ofeverbody here tonight

And I'm not so sure I can just leave it behind.

And I've synthesized it into a spray form.

And if she's as stunning as Denise, I got to besparkling.

And it's getting muy caliente!

And just leave the good genes,

And let's be honest, pound for pound, he is a planet. That's said with love.

And life's worth living again

And mixing cold medicine and wine that don't mix.

And nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you

And show you that my love is true

And that is why I would like to introduce... New You,

And the only thing that's permanent is family.

And then I wake up in a cold sweat.

And then rejoice happy day, happy day

And these little

And this is a community property state, so I want my share.

And today we will complete his journey.

And we start going at it like two mice.

And you can stand in the doorway as the cars come out...

And you're mine

And you're mine

And, well, I've been offered a full professorship at the University of Maine.

Andhe don't never have on no shirt in the dream, and I don't never have on no pants.

Anna Pearl, you are looking foxy fii ne tonight. Oh!

Anna Pearl. Sherman, what's the square root of 2,000,602?

Anna, it's me. It's me. It's Clesius. I'm just young again.

Anna, listen. Sometimes a man do some crazy things, you know?

Anyway, you said you had something to show me.

Aw, hell. Now, what's all of this?

Aw, shit. The prop's falling apart.

Ba ba ba ba ba. Oh, that's marvelous.

Back that thang up! Yeah!

Beautiful day, isn't it, Professor? Bite me, old hag. Oh!

Because last time I did it, things got so heated up, kind of scorched my suit.

Because of

Because the g****fruitjuice breaks down all the unwanted

Because you know I'm gonna love you anyway

Besides, look at the little fella. He can lick his own winky again.

Better eat up, Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength.

Big ass City.

Big is better, yep.

Billy Dee Klump. As you all know,

Bitch. Excuse me.

Boy look handsome. Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee!

Boy, would I like to throw some hot grease on you.

Boys will be boys.

Bring the formula. Yes.

Buddy Love.

Buddy Love.

Buddy, Buddy. Buddy.

Buddy.

Buddy. I had to get rid of Buddy.

Building it up all over again; ain't that something?

Buster!

Buster!

But ain't nothing wrong with Isaac's love tackle.

But don't worry. If this professor thing don't work out,

But first, um, I'm so thirsty. I got a craving for some for some red fruit punch.

But how's she gonna love me when I got Buddy Love inside me? I wanna be perfect for her.

But I Sherman.

But I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now.

But I was just Downstairs, Clesius. I don't wanna hear it.

But I was wrong, 'cause it ain't.

But I'll tell you what does bother me.

But I'm on a diet right now, so I can't eat 'em.

But is there some way that you could explain it in layman terms?

But Isaac's still like a Brahma bull when it comes to relations, right, baby?

But the Quandar I don't like the Japanese cars.

But we can get right back to work with the youth formula,

But what about random nucleotide polymorphisms, Professor? Excellent question.

But what are you doing down there? Please, come inside.

But, obviously, what you're tring to say is that you'rejust tired...

Butts and trumpets. I'm gonna tell my grandson what I wanna say.

By the good people of Love Enterprises.

By the way, congratulations, Mr. Klump.

Can't you hear, son? Sherman, look at me.

Chance

Chunky Butt, thank you so much for making this easy.

Clesius, have you ever heard the expression, mercy hump? Say what?

Clesius, I only told her 'cause she got so much experience in sexual matters.

Clesius, I'm on fire. I know you've been waiting, baby.

Clesius, my ariolas is gonna pop.

Clesius, we're supposed to be who we are, andl'm just fine with who lam.

Clesius, what's wrong with you? That's my mother. Like that movie, Shaka Zulu.

Clesius!

Clesius! Clesius!

Clesius! Oh, Jesus!

Clesius. Clesius. Lord have mercy. What have you been all evening?

Clesius. No, Clesius. Where you going? Sherman! Clesius!

Cohere with the one you're with.

Come here, pussy! You're a pussy! That's what you are.

Come on and have a seat.

Come on now, dance with me, girl. You look fantastic.

Come on now, people. Spontaneous mutation.

Come on, let's go somewhere else. Sherman, who was that?

Come on! Come on! Yeah!

Come on. Dance with me. Excuse us. I'll get right back at ya.

Come on. Let's get it on right now, right here, right now.

Come on. Let'sget him home. Come on.

Crackers!

Dad, where you going? Daddy! Oh!

Daddy! Sweetheart!

Damn, that was some nasty stuff!

Damn.

Damn. Don't worry about it. I got some more in the garage. I'm not taking that mess.

Damn. Now here we go.

Dean Richmond, we were Just having... a little chat.

Dean, I just want to tell you, I'm I'm sorry. Stop... speaking!

Dean, I want that formula. Bring me the man who made it. I'm ready to make a deal.

Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today...

Death! Clesius Marcellus Klump.

Denise and I have been doing some research on aging, which has proven to be promising.

Denise Gaines. Oh, Sherman.

Denise, I have something that I wanna ask you.

Denise, I just wanna say that...

Denise, I'm not This isn't about science. We can start completely over.

Denise, please don't It was an accident. Denise

Denise, wait, please! Just hear me out! Please, don't leave.

Denise, will you Hey, Sherman. You hear me, Sherman?

Denise, you still remember what I told you about marital relations?

Denise! Denise!

Denise. Come on. Drink some more.

Denise. You're Denise. Oh, yes. Drink some more.

Did you get those goo goo clusters I sent you? Yes, I did, thank you,

Do you have any idea what you've done? This is unbelievable. We're rich.

Do you think he'll call?

Do you, Sherman Klump?

Does Clesius know I'm strapped?

Doesn't matter if the money's gone too

Doesn't matter if you're feeling insecure

Doesn't matter if you're feeling so unsure

Doesn't matter what my family's saying too

Doesn't matter what the pain we go through

Doesn't matter what they do

Doesn't matter what they say

Doesn't matter what your friends are telling you

Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing

Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing

Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing

Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing

Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing

Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing

Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing

Don't be bashful, Professor Gaines.

Don't feel right. Starting to feel a little light headed.

Don't move now. I ain't going nowhere. I'll be right here for the Soul Train.

Don't panic. Allright.

Don't tell me you don't like ambrosia. You had some before, and you liked it.

Don't worry if it burns a little bit. That's natural.

Don't you think it's time you told Denise?

Downstairs. I think you better sleep downstairs. Anna, please, no, baby.

Drink dirty water. Look at me. What's my name?

Drink this. No. Dirty water.

Dynamite! Dynamite! That's so lovely.

Dynamite. Go call the girl. Say what? Not Denise. Buddy.

E Excuse me. Ethical?

El n**** special.

Elastic appitude test.

Ernest, will you please tell your father to be quiet? Sherman's coming on.

Ever trick I know.

Everything's undercontrol. What the hell are you looking at?

Exactly, yes. He makes an interesting point. Here's another. Shut up!

Exactly. That no person, no matter who they are,

Excuse me one second. Yes, yes, yes.

Excuse me. Beg your pardon.

Excuse me. Where's your restroom? Down the hall, to the left.

Excuse us. Sherman, how you doing, baby? What do you want here?

Fascinating.

Fight and pray

Fight and pray Yeah, yeah

Finally gonna get to relax. This is true. Damn right.

First the boy acting crazy and called off the wedding. Then he talking about eating some guy.

For instance, Mrs. Gaines, let's say if a person was to have big titties, like you.

Four times four? Four times four is fiif sixteen.

Friday it is.

From time to time, I have fantasies about Stone Phillipsfrom NBC.

Genetic anomalies can occur...

Genetic anomalies. Yes, genetic anomalies. As I was saying

Genetic transgromanation.

Get a lot now. Get a lot.

Get away from there! Stop that! Baby!

Get back together? Daddy, that's it. Yeah.

Get back together. If we get back together, that'll make everthing okay.

Get it, Buddy. Buddy!

Getting to know you and be close to you

Girls, I got tago check on the rest of my surprise. Y'all excuse me fora moment.

Girls, Isawthe most fabulousgame the otherday. It's calledBachelorette Bingo.

Give me a minute, Dean, and I'll be on my way. Trespass all you like.

Give us a little preview of the speech you're going to make at the press conference.

Go home now.

Go to sleep, please. Let it happen naturally.

Go wash your hands. Snot all over the place looking nasty as hell.

Goddamn.

Goddamn.

Goddamn. What the hell was that noise?

Gone he's all gone. Buddy? He evaporated?

Gone. And me no smart. Never. No more.

Good afternoon, ladies. Yeah.

Good bye, Mr. Asteroid.

Good bye, Sherman.

Good evening, Mr. Isaac. How you doing tonight?

Good God! What good God? I went on the paper!

Good Lord. Buddy must've recombined from the genomic sequence I extracted.

Good Oh, baby, baby

Good. How about Wednesday, 7:00? Perfect. Wednesday at 7:00.

Good. See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.

Good. Then get back in your shuttle and get the hell out of there...

Gotta get up, get up get up, get up, get up and show you that it

Gotta get up, get up get up, get up, get up and show you that it

Gotta get ya.

Gotta sit on this grease. My gray pants still got grease all over 'em 'cause ofyou.

Gotta slowit down! lain't taking nobody to the emergency room tonight!

Grandma don't wanna hear all that nastiness. He bringing the bass, huh?

Great to see you. You must be Sherman, the genius who's marring my daughter.

Hah, way to go, Sherman! Oh, my goodness!

Hallelujah, Yankee Doodle, that's my business!

Happy day Oh, oh, oh, oh

Happy day, happy day. Happy day, my ass.

Have a good day. I'm in charge. My goodness.

Have mercy. Yeah,just like Ifigured.

Have some adventure! Oh, now I'm a child I don't know what I like.

Have some of these brownies. They're still warm. Don't drop 'em on my floor now.

Have some of this ambrosia. I don't even like ambrosia.

He ain't got nothing but a limp doodle.

He ain't nothing, never did nothing. Give him a stroke or something.

He called your grandma's titty a bag.

He didn't plant those charges on the asteroid. Then where did he plant them?

He is not a real person. Buddy Love is real!

He wants to ask you

He's choking.

He's coming back 'cause he knows I'm happy and he wanna ruin everthing.

He's gone? Ah, I I da da

He's gone? Ah, I I da da

He's gonna be the one that's gonna appreciate the hell out of it, trust me.

He's in trouble. Oh, tell me about it.

He's just part of you. Oh, no, he's not.

He's nothing without a strand of DNA to graft himself onto.

He's right. I am in charge.

He's starting to sound like you, Dad. He don't sound right, do he?

Hear me out now.

Hell.

Hello, fat ass!

Hello, Houston. We got a big assproblem.

Hello, Sherman. I heard you were here.

Her husband ain't nothing but a big ol' pile of worth less crap!

Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!

Here lam. I'm ready, andl'm waiting.

Here's my wallet. Why don't you check foryourself?

Hey Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, happy day

Hey Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, happy day

Hey, Buster, where'd you go, boy? Here's a good boy.

Hey, can we get some toothpick? Some toothpick!

Hey, Ernie, maybe you wanna pace yourself and take it easy, huh?

Hey, how are things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac?

Hey, little fella. See that little tail wagging?

Hey, look, your grandpa ate a whole plate of beans,

Hey, Professor Klump. How's it going? Fantastic. How about yourself?

Hey, Sherman, calm down, boy. What's wrong with you?

Hey, shut up. What the hell's wrong with Sherman?

Hey, somebody put the Hemlock on him? Put your arm up!

Hey, what Stripper man, stripper man.

Hey, you betterrun! Come here!

Hey, you can control Buddy.

Hey, you just took the wrong off ramp.

Hey! Klump's formula sucks!

Hey! You scared me just now. I thought you was a monster.

Hey! You watch it now.

Hi. Sherman, what are you doing here?

His DNA burst into water molecules. Sherman, quick. What the hell?

His name is Zeke, and it is ver clear...

His wings istwitching a little bit, so he's allright.

Hmm? Fifty years. He's older than I am.

Hmm? Right.

Hmm? What's the matter, Clesius, cat got your tongue? Step on a nerve, Clesius?

Honey, you gonna blind their asses.

Hope my little friends might be able to...

Hot! Nice and hot! Oh, Professor! I loved your lecture the other day.

Houston, come in. This is Professor Klump on the asteroid's surface.

How can I put it? Because I'm Big.

How can I tell her I'm losing the very thing...

How lovely.

How many people can say that they raised a genius?

How many times, Ernest, I gotta tell you to stay out my damn chair? Aw, man.

How often do you have this dream? More and more lately.

How you doing?

How you doing? Your mama told me I might be able to find you here.

Howcome Uncle Sherman's talking funny?

Hurr, Clesius!

Hurry, Clesius. Hurry. Hurry, Clesius.

Hurry, Clesius. Hurry. Hurry, Clesius.

Hurry. Zip herup in the back before she starts looking...

I ain't an oldman. You are an old man.

I ain't got a clue.

I ain't never

I always knew he'd find the right girl. Always knew.

I am an idiot.

I am so excited about this, Dean. You will be too.

I can use the youth formula. I'll feed it to Buddy. It'll make him so young.

I can.

I can't believe my dreams come true

I can't believe my dreams come true

I can't believe my dreams come true

I can't believe my dreams come true

I can't even beat Molly, and she's the dumbest hamster we got.

I could've gone to college if I took that damn...

I didn't hit you that hard. Don't act like a little bitch. By the way, Sherman,

I didn't know there was gonna be a stripper.

I do too.

I don't be getting hit on, Sherman, you know that.

I don't even wanna hear it. you shake your ass, tring to get me stimulated.

I don't feel no

I don't know, but enough is enough. Excuse me, sir.

I don't know. I didn't really get a good look at him. Sherman! Sherman Klump!

I don't like the Ethical Quandary.

I don't wanna hear about you old ass geriatrics. Oh, yeah, Clesius?

I don't want no magic formula.

I expected the building I worked on was permanent.

I found something I think you should look at.

I get you. Got you, got you. Got ya!

I got enough for both of us too.

I got rid of that person forever. You'I I never see that ugly face again.

I got the wrong thing. Take that. Thank you.

I guess it's not like they're rocket scientists. Well, actually, they are.

I guess that's me.

I guess this is the closest I'm gonna ever get to Ken Norton.

I invite him up the ladder, he come up the ladder and throw me on the tobacco.

I just came down for your big presentation. You're not nervous, are you?

I just don't understand. It must've been some sort of contaminant or something.

I just don't want to mess things up foryou. I'm

I just lost my damn appetite. Mama, your dress is undone. Let me zip you up.

I just told you, bitch! I'm gonna kick your ass now!

I just want you to know that for sure. That's why I wanted you to come out here tonight.

I know I'm proud. I tell you that. You ain't got nothing to worried

I know just what you look like. Clesius, please, look at me!

I know what you look like. We married for 44 years. I look at you ever day, all day long.

I know. I can feel it.

I love you, Joe College!

I made a mistake.

I mean, I'm sorry to yell and scream, but you got too much pressure on me!

I mean, it could even affect your intelligence. What was I talking about?

I never I didn't want to hurt you. You understand?

I said some things I really didn't mean at all.

I seen on Oprah once that this happen to men after they get fired.

I seen the way you logging me inside. No, no, no, no.

I seen them do it on E.R.

I should've had more faith in you.

I suppose you thought I was gonna object to a strip search, didn't you, Chief?

I think Buddy's going shopping.

I think I'm gonna propose a toast. Let's make a toast.

I think it's ver exciting. Oh, lagree completely.

I think this will help spruce up your presentation quite a bit.

I thought it'd be soothing. It'd be soothing if you turned that shit off so I can sleep.

I thought that if you knew that Buddy was a part of me,

I thought that you wouldn't have me then.

I thought this was gonna be diffiicult.

I thought, Oh, Lord. I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked,

I told them about your little discover, and they made a preemptive offer.

I told you I'd mess you up.

I told you. That's Buddy Love.

I took some of Sherman's youth juice, and it's incredible.

I turned to my brother, and I said three words,

I want to say I'm I'm sorry.

I was hoping I might be able to sit in on your lecture.

I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen. Come on, Sherman.

I was interested. I was damn interested.

I was wondering if you've been experiencing any changes.

I wonder if I can talk to you about something.

I wonder if you could give me a little private dance.

I... can't... reach it. Sherman.

I'd just like to say that

I'd like to come over there and choke the life out of you right in front of Jesus.

I'll be moving like this. You like that, don't you? Yeah, that's like Soul Train.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. For the Soul Train!

I'll come over there and whup your ass.

I'll killyou! I'll killyou! Come here, you pussy!

I'll meet you in your room. I ain't falling for that trick.

I'll take care of you.

I'll talk to the boy.

I'll turn him back into Goop. And I ingest I eat it! I eat it! Huh?

I'll wear something sharp.

I'm I'm so so sorry about that.

I'm a pony! I'm a pony! Mommy, I'm scared.

I'm a professor here at Wellman College.

I'm a Volvo man myself. Well, yeah.

I'm afraid not.

I'm going to be stuck on you like a giant hamster on my a

I'm gonna come give you a dance. Ow!

I'm gonna cry. I promised myself I'm wasn't gonna cry. Now I'm gonna cry.

I'm gonna get that knot out your back.

I'm gonna just give a drop ofthis to Petey.

I'm gonna pee on myself. I'm gonna pee in your pants!

I'm in a tobacco barn. Stone Phillips is my coworker,

I'm in charge! Sorry about that.

I'm in charge. Can't hear you.

I'm just glad they're back in town so you can fii nally meet them.

I'm logging you too.

I'm logging you too.

I'm naked! I'm naked! I'm naked! I'm naked! I'm naked!

I'm never gonna be the same again, am I?

I'm not letting you out of my sight until both our names are on that contract.

I'm on fire. Anna Pearl, Anna Pearl.

I'm really tring to get to the bottom of this, because this was not supposed to happen.

I'm really worried about you.

I'm sorry, Denise.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

I'm sure it'I I just make a little splash in the ocean. That's all.

I'm sure we can accommodate you since you were so quiet coming in.

I've been calling you a moron for years. Now you're finally

I've been looking all over the place for you. I've been leaving messages everwhere.

I've been looking forward to saying something to you for 12 years.

I've been real patient.

I've been so worried. Wait. Don't turn on the light.

I've finally found some body whose heart is true

I've finally found somebody whose heart is true

I've finally found someone whose heart is true

I've finally foundsomebody whose heart is true

I've got to go to a meeting. Can we reschedule for later? We certainly can.

Ican't believe my dreams come true

If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, let him speak now...

If I wanna put a trumpet in my ass and run around this restaurant and blow...

If it isn't the Alzheimer's Express right on schedule!

If it isn't the world's oldest living n****?

If Klump can't deliver and you can prove your formula's better, Yes?

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothing at all.

If you get you a woman that really, really loves you,

If you quit now, you're gonna be empty headed. Come on, Klump. Let's get him.

If you two can stop getting all jiggy with it,

If you weren't my grandmother, boy If you weren't my grandmother!

Ifyou wanna come along, I'll explain it to you on the way.

In a million

In any living organism through through

Indeed, I do.

Interesting. Yes, now, my formula works...

Is a many splendoredthing

Is attempting to plant a nuclear explosive device deep within the asteroid core,

Is still on a collision course with Earth.

Is that right? Well, let me tell you something.

Isaac know I'm playing. I play with Isaac all the time. You know I'm messing with you.

Isaac, you don't need to hear this. It's private. It's private!

Isaac, you don't need to hear this. It's private. It's private!

Isaac, you watching that? Hey, that ain't right.

Isee him overhere now. Okay.

Isn't that wonderful? Now, remember, that money belongs to Wellman.

It doesn't matter if they won't accept you

It goes so well in court with grand theft. I beg your pardon.

It is gonna be a...

It just matters that I'm in love with you

It only matters that you love me too

It was It was like there was another person inside me...

It was him. You may be right, Professor. Take a look at this reading.

It worked. It worked!

It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you.

It's a female dog that you have, and she's in heat, right? Yes. How did you know that?

It's beautiful. Oh, you look wonderful. Show Mama what you look like.

It's been the most wonderful time of my life.

It's gonna be okay. Nice.

It's kind of like Mogen David, but fruitier.

It's okay, baby. It's okay.

It's perfectly okay topicture someone else's headon his body.

It's really quite simple. This corn, for instance

It's the April rose

It's the lovely Miss Guilford. Mr. Love.

It's the nougat that makes it chewy. And I stand on this ladder,

Jason, my presentation's in two days.

Jesus, Jesus Oh, my Jesus

Jesus, Jesus, Oh, my Jesus Wash my sins away

Jiminy freaking Cricket!

Joe College. Look how dashing he look. He look just like Billy Dee.

Just Just bear with me, please.

Just 'cause he went to college.

Just a minute. Let me do something first. Come here, guys.

Just a second here.

Just as long as it's you

Just as long as l'm with you

Just as long as you have three glasses of g****fruit juice afterwards...

Just ignore that.

Just on the tip. Now that thing look like a portabello mushroom.

Just what I asked for You're so loving and kind

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theaters.

Keep your clothes on, please. Don't nobody wanna see that!

Kinda hot today, huh, Professor? You have no idea how hot it is.

Klump! Dean Richmond!

Klump?

Ladies and gentlemen and distinguished guests, it is showtime.

Ladies and gentlemen, if Zeke dropped dead right now, who would care?

Leave the light out. Oh, Clesius, I'm so sorry about what happened tonight.

Leon got one of them penis pumps.

Let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?

Let me get that for you. Oh, my baby's so gallant.

Let's do this right now. This is the perfect time to talk about my youth formula.

Let's go in the house in a warm bed where I can give you the shimmy.

Let's just say I have a sixth sense about those things. Is this her?

Let's just that although he's a brilliant scientist, at times, he can be unstable.

Let's see how long you last without me.

Let'splay. Oh, this is so fabulous!

Like one of them Zulu hags on the cover of NationalGeographic.

Lining up to throw money at us.

Listen to me, Denise. Listen.

Look, Clesius, maybe it's psychosomatic.

Look, I know you think you're feeling fine, but I ran some more tests anyway.

Look, I know you're upset about what happened.

Lose self esteem? I ain't lost no self esteem.

Macho, macho man Macho man, yeah

Mama, look at this. Oh, you look so lovely.

Mama! Mama!

Mama. Mama, quiet. It's true. It's the same dream all the time.

Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage. They gonna get married, Mama.

Maybe a little fertilizer or something.

Maybe a little fertilizer or something.

Maybe Mr. Johnson, perhaps?

Maybe we should get going. I don't feel too good all of a sudden. Let's go.

Me and Buddy get back together, that'll make everthing fine between me and Denise.

Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics,

Me, not you. See, you're so pretty, and you're so smart.

Meter reads 3.90. Here's 4.00. Keep the dime. Jerk.

Miss Tate? Uh, they can determine...

Mm hmm. and his longtime sweetheart,

Mm hmm. You damn right.

Mm mmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mmm mmm!

Mmm mmm! What areyou

Mr. Love, maybe we'd better do this another time. No, this is the perfect time.

Mr. Love. Leanne Guilford. Yes, Miss Guilford. How are you?

My baby's finally getting married, married, married!

My God, she is so special to me.

My goodness.

My love for you

My mother must've arranged this.

My pants got caught in the thing and they pulled it on out.

My parents are very down to earth people, and they're gonna love you.

My shite? Oh, really? Well, what you gonna do about it, Shamu?

Na, na, na, na. Hey, Buddy. Fetch.

Never mind, Clesius! Never mind!

No excuses. I'll see you next time.

No matter how hopelessly disgusting their case may be,

No one isperfect. I want to beperfect forher. Perfect?

No, a trillion Oh, a zillion

No, breasts. Scratch it. Get off you. On me.

No, I ain't nervous. No, I ain't. No, I ain't.

No, it doesn't really matter what they believe

No, it doesn't really matter what they believe

No, it doesn't really matter what they believe

No, it doesn't really matter what they believe

No, it doesn't really matter what they believe

No, no, no, zip your pants.

No, no, no. Shh, shh. Wait, wait, wait. I'll give you a little kiss.

No, no. No. Please, I'm not that kindof

No, not quite. I'll be ready in a minute.

No, that's not what bothers me.

No!

No! No! See you later, chunky butt!

No. Come on, honey. You have to drink this. Please.

No. Do you have a dog? Yes, I do a Yorkie.

Nobody but you baby, baby

Nobody but you baby, baby

Not again, Willie. Willie, what's wrong with you?

Not at all. I feel great. Never felt better in my life.

Not too shabby, eh?

Nothing to see here, folks. This mutant is about to dissolve into liquid,

Now I got a full portion. Whateveryou wanna eat,

Now I'd like to present to you exhibit A.

Now strip down to your shorts. Right.

Now this is Buster. Buster suffers from acute arthritis and diminished vision,

Now wait. Sit. Good boy.

Now what am I gonna do?

Now what is it that ourgenetic codes can determine about us?

Now you see what you did, Joe College? You done messed up the whole party.

Now, don't be shy. Come on over here.

Now, I have a big ass. Never mind that.

Now, if I've composed this formula properly,

Now, if you'd be so kind, Zeke, would you drink this up, please?

Now, listen. We gonna get it on. But not out here.

Now, that's what I call the Muy Caliente...

Now, was that supposed to happen?

Now, you're fine now. Isaac, you're a champion.

Nowback to the midnight movie.

Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you

Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you

Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you

Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you I'm always doing that.

Of an individual's genetic makeup and separate them.

Of course, it all has to be properly tested first.

Of course.

Of course. Buddy.

Of giving

Of the fat, old woman that you got married to. Oh, no, Anna.

Of the uninhibited, hedonistic id.

Of your s h I.

Ofcourse I remember. Back at the state fair. Why?

Oh We're gonna stick with Klump.

Oh, be careful now. She looks fabulous in it, don't she, Mama? Look at her.

Oh, bingo! Bingo.

Oh, Clesius, Clesius, wait! Clesius! Oh, Clesius! I don't believe it.

Oh, Clesius, I'm on fire.

Oh, Clesius, I'm so disappointed in you.

Oh, Clesius, please, be nice to Mr. Isaac. Goodevening, Mr. Isaac.

Oh, Clesius, she's fine. I like that.

Oh, Clesius, this is so romantic. Yeah, Clesius here now.

Oh, Clesius, you haven't even looked at me.

Oh, Clesius! Hurr, Clesius.

Oh, Clesius.

Oh, Clesius. Lord, hurry.

Oh, Dean. I'm just tring to figure out what went wrong here.

Oh, did I tell you the news?

Oh, fabulous! Oh!

Oh, fabulous. Romantic and fabulous.

Oh, go on, live a little. Make your hair look better.

Oh, God!

Oh, good Lord. Oh, my precious Lord. You like that?

Oh, Grandma, now, come on. That's enough now. Sure enough.

Oh, happy day Happy day

Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, what a happy day

Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, what a happy day

Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, yeah, yeah

Oh, happy day, happy day Yeah, yeah

Oh, he look handsome.

Oh, hell, no. That ain't it.

Oh, here she comes, here she comes.

Oh, I feel as strange as hell. Oh! Hey, get your ass

Oh, I feel so vulnerable.

Oh, I just don't understand, Clesius.

Oh, I think that's a wonderful fiit.

Oh, Ken Norton!

Oh, look at the the pretty water.

Oh, look, Mommy, there goes the hamster's bitch!

Oh, Lord have mercy. Let me tell you, old woman.

Oh, Lord, have mercy! A strip Oh, my!

Oh, Mama, Ican't wait to see what she looks like in my old wedding dress.

Oh, Mama!

Oh, Mama. Denise, look. Try this pie. I made it with Snickers.

Oh, my baby's finally getting married. Never thought I'd live to see the day. Finally.

Oh, my eye! Oh, Professor Klump.

Oh, my God, Sherman.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's Buddy.

Oh, my goodness, is there a fii re?

Oh, my goodness. I gotta hurry up. Not so fast, pal.

Oh, my goodness. I'm just tring not to think where that tongue has been!

Oh, no, Jason. I can't do that.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Oh, no, not at all. Just say when, and I'll make it available to you.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Don't even think about it. Don't you do it.

Oh, no. I done blowed up the wrong one.

Oh, okay. You want a private You wanna slow down?

Oh, Professor Klump. Yeah.

Oh, Professor Klump's formula? That's if it works.

Oh, really? Oh, Ken Norton Oh, Mandingo. Ken Norton. Really?

Oh, Sherman, the flowers are beautiful.

Oh, Sherman!

Oh, Sherman.

Oh, shit! Uh ah ah Everbody calm down.

Oh, stripper man.

Oh, stripper. Wait. Just calm Relax a second.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank you, Granny, so much. You are too sweet.

Oh, thank you, Sherman.

Oh, thankyou, baby, no, but I'm getting ready to start a new diet.

Oh, thankyou. Thankyou so much.

Oh, that ain't tiny at all, is it?

Oh, that some nasty stuff. Okay, what you got for me?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's pretty. Okay, if you get bored with your man,

Oh, that's pretty. Okay, if you get bored with your man,

Oh, there may be some in the garage? Well, after I quench my thirst,

Oh, this looks fabulous. Yeah, it looks really good.

Oh, uh, not at all. We were just doing some last minute tests on Buster.

Oh, we gonna have the whole room smelling like ass.

Oh, what a beautiful bird.

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you what. That ain't even no bag in yourhand. That's your titty.

Oh, yeah, leave it in the refrigerator. Ain't nobody gonna bother it.

Oh, yeah, you say what you wanna say,

Oh, yes, I don't know much about Ethicals, to be perfectly honest with you.

Oh, you always been such a sexy devil.

Oh, you rotten son of a Oh!

Oh, you scared now, huh? Bring your little butt back here.

Oh, you'd like me to explain to you?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Come on. Let's get the boy home.

Oh! Dean Richmond, I am so sorry.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Professor Gaines, how are you?

Oh.

Oh.

Ohhh, Sherman! I raised a genius.

Okay, Buddy, it's time foryou to go.

Okay, cool, cool.

Okay, I'll see you soon.

Okay, Sherman, what is this about? Denise.