Lilo & Stitch (2002) Edit

A dog, I think, but it was dead this morning.

A falling star!

A mosquito has chosen me as her perch.

A planet called Ee arth.

A quiet capture would require an understanding of 626

A sentence that shall be henceforth served out here

Abomination.

Accused of illegal genetic experimentation.

Actually, credit for the capture goes to...

Actually, I do think we have an opening.

Actually, she's just ugly.

After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that?

After we sort this thing out.

Agent Pleakley at your service.

Agent Pleakley here.

Aliens are all about rules.

All ahead full.

All is well.

Also cute and fluffy!

Am I to assume you are the expert?

And another one! Why, it's a whole flock.

And as for that abomination,

And can think faster than supercomputer.

And don't get any ideas.

And get peanut butter, 'cause all we have is stinking tuna!

And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

And I had my head chewed on by a monster!

And I make great cappuccinos and lattes with...

And if I'd known who you were, of course I never would've...

And look both ways before crossing the street

And maybe sometimes they're for the better,

And next time I see this dog, I expect it to be a model citizen, capisce?

And nobody wants him.

And quieter!

And take long naps and get disciplined.

And there's a $2 license fee.

And they find him.

And they like me!

And things have indeed gone wrong.

And to reward you,

And today we were out of peanut butter.

And when he says, This is great. What's your secret? I'm going to say,

And with tourist season ending...

And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

And, look, I even caught you a little snack.

Answer me!

Apology not accepted.

Are there any aminals in here?

Are they intelligent?

Are you going to invite me in, Nani?

Are you going to play dolls?

Are you okay?

Are you the guardian in question?

Are you there?

Aren't they beautiful?

Aye, Captain.

B b but it's a delicate planet! Who's going to control him?

Baby, what's wrong?

Bad dog, barking at nothing!

Be careful of that! You don't touch this! Don't ever touch it!

Be careful of the little angel!

Because he knows where he belongs.

Because she only has a few more days to...

Because, you know, the hours are just not conducive

Before I bit her.

Blue punch buggy!

Break formation! Get clear of that ship!

Bricks?

Bring her back.

Bubbles.

But I cannot ignore you being jobless.

But I have to make two trips.

But I know that there's no better cure for a sour face

But if you want to leave, you can.

But if you want, you could be a part of it.

But now he has nothing to destroy.

But on this page, his family hears him crying

But that would be irresponsible and unethical.

But things don't work out the way you want them to.

But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!

But you need to think about what's best for Lilo,

But...

But...

Calculating now.

Calculating now.

Call me next time you're left here alone.

Can I borrow $2?

Can Stitch say goodbye?

Can we not simply destroy the island?

Can you give us a ride to shore?

Can't you go any faster?

Captain on deck.

CIA. Roswell. 1973.

Clearance is granted on vector C 12.

Cobra Bubbles.

Come back here, you little...

Come here.

Come on, Lilo, that social worker's going to be here any minute!

Come on, Lilo.

Come on! What's the big deal?

Come out, my friend, from whomever you're hiding behind.

Come.

Computer, locate Experiment 626.

Concierge er ing is my life.

Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser.

Connect me to the Grand Councilwoman.

Consider yourselves fired and prison bound.

Convinced an alien race

Created something?

Darling. He's joking.

David, I told you, I can't. I...

David, take Lilo.

David!

Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight! Fire on sight!

Desserts!

Did you catch fire again?

Did you ever kill anyone?

Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?

Didn't I tell you? We got fired this morning.

Disciplined?

Do Does this, uh, look infected to you?

Do I make myself clear?

Do you know what tuna is?

Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away?

Do you often leave your sister home alone?

Does he have a brother?

Does he really have to go?

Does it have to be this dog?

Does Stitch have to go in the ship?

Does this look infected to you?

Dogs can't talk, dear.

Don't crowd him!

Don't crowd him!

Don't let those two get on my ship.

Don't move.

Don't run. Don't make me shoot you. You were expensive.

Don't turn left.

Don't worry, I won't hit her.

Don't worry, is all part of plan.

Don't worry, you can sleep right next to me.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. You're nice, and someone will give you a job.

Down!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba,

Earth is a protected wildlife reserve.

Elvis played guitar. Here.

Elvis Presley was a model citizen.

Even if it removes you from the picture.

Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.

Everything's under control.

Except that one!

Experiment 626, give us some sign you understand any of this.

Family.

Fine? You're doing what he says?

Fine.

For what?

Former.

Friendly cousin?

Gantu, what's going on?

Get it away from me! I'm gonna get a disease!

Get off of her!

Get out of here, Stitch.

Go ahead! Then you'll be happy, because it'll be smarter than me, too!

Go away.

Go to your room!

Go! Go! Go!

Go. Pick someone out.

Goes to me.

Good day.

Good dog.

Good puppy. Now get into bed.

Good, my dog found the chainsaw.

Good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment

Good. Now kiss her.

Grand Councilwoman, let me explain.

Hands on your hips.

Hang up. We are going swimming.

Happy birthday!

Happy Hanukkah!

Has my monstrosity been unleashed?

Have colonies all over that planet.

Have you captured 626 or not?

Have you lost your mind?

He can see in the dark and move objects 3,000 times his size.

He cannot swim!

He did.

He didn't want to be here, anyway.

He got away?

He hasn't been here that long.

He is bulletproof, fireproof

He used to be a collie before he got ran over.

He was an orphan, and we adopted him!

He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities

He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities

He's all yours.

He's engaged his H drive!

He's headed for the power grid.

He's just cranky because it's his bedtime.

He's loose on Deck C!

He's obviously mutated from something else.

He's still in hyperspace.

He's unconscious, but I think he's alive.

Heard you lost your job.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.

Hello? Galactic Command? Experiment 626 is in custody.

Help!

Here! Educate yourself.

Hey, I might not be a doctor,

Hey, just a little one.

Hey, Lilo!

Hey, Lilo.

Hey, Nani!

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Get away from her.

Hey! Get that out of your mouth!

Hey! That's mine!

Hey! Watch where you're going!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

Hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore.

His destructive programming is taking effect.

His name is Stitch.

His only instinct, to destroy everything he touches!

Hold it like this, and put your fingers here.

Hold it! Hold everything!

Hold on, Mom, another call.

Hold on!

Hold still just a...

Honey face, this is Mr. Bubbles.

How did you get out of there?

How do you plead?

How good is his hearing? I mean, can he...

How much time do we have?

How soon will you be prepared to leave?

How's it, Nani?

How's it, Nani?

I am all about coffee.

I am retiring you, Captain Gantu.

I am so sorry about that.

I am the one they call when things go wrong,

I brought you some pizza, in case you were hungry.

I call it Experiment 626.

I call it! Get out! Get out! I have to make a wish!

I can pay for that.

I can't even pet it.

I can't give Pudge tuna!

I can't talk now, dear.

I designed this creature for to be unstoppable.

I didn't hear you get up.

I didn't teach it that.

I don't know about expert.

I don't think he's on the ship anymore.

I don't think so.

I filled it with coffee.

I found it all on my own.

I got a lot to deal with right now.

I got a new dog.

I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.

I had to run to the store to get some...

I hate this planet!

I have just determined this situation to be far too hazardous!

I have lost patience with you both.

I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them?

I just love to answer phones...

I just remembered. It's your birthday!

I just want to dance.

I knew it.

I know that's why you wreck things and push me.

I know what you mean.

I know you had something to do with this.

I know you're trying, Nani,

I know!

I know. I just figured you might need some time...

I know. I know. I hate it when you use 'ohana against me.

I know. I read her diary.

I like fluffy!

I like him! Come here, boy.

I like you better as a sister than a mom.

I love this song!

I made her, but her head is too big.

I made you.

I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away.

I need to take Lilo home now.

I need you to stay here for a few minutes.

I paid $2 for him. See this stamp? I own him.

I practiced.

I practiced.

I prefer to be called evil genius!

I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.

I remember everyone that leaves.

I shouldn't have yelled at you.

I think I should...

I think it might be a koala, an evil koala.

I think that's a great idea.

I thought we could sit out here and talk.

I thought you liked them.

I thought you'd like to know that the little abomination is...

I tried to give you my good looks, but let's face it, something went wrong.

I want an expert on this planet in here now!

I want to buy him!

I was afraid you were going to say that.

I wish I could, Nani, but I just hired Teddy,

I won't do it again!

I won't sleep knowing he's loose in the house.

I would have expected you back by now with 626 in hand.

I would never, ever,

I would.

I...

I'll call you back.

I'll make you taller and not so fluffy!

I'll meet you at 1:00.

I'll put you back together again.

I'll remember you, though.

I'll tell you what.

I'm a special classification.

I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups

I'm all about saving people.

I'm already in my room!

I'm camping out with a convicted criminal,

I'm going to be right back.

I'm here to answer your newspaper ad.

I'm lost.

I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure Elvis had his bad days, too.

I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.

I'm the only one who understands her!

I'm waiting for someone to answer my ad.

I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice.

If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination!

If it wasn't for Stitch...

If it wasn't for your Experiment 626, none of this...

If you have rabies, the dogcatcher is going to have to cut...

If you promise not to fight anymore,

If you take him, you're stealing.

Immediately.

Impossible!

In case you're wondering, this did not go well.

In Iceland, but here it's a good name.

In which you have found yourself.

Is that your dog?

Is this what she needs?

It has no place among us.

It is an affront to nature. It must be destroyed!

It is the flawed product of a deranged mind.

It keeps staring at me, like it's going to eat me.

It looks like a dolphin. Tricky fish! Tricky fish!

It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.

It seems I have overestimated Jumber and Blinkley.

It was dead this morning?

It's a rental.

It's a shark! It's a shark, and it ain't friendly!

It's coming along great.

It's fascinating, isn't it? With this, I've been able to study...

It's good he's gone.

It's in the ventilation system.

It's in the ventilation system.

It's little and broken, but still good.

It's me again.

It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.

It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog.

It's sandwich day.

It's unusually high for someone your size.

Jumba and Pleakley.

Jumba? Jumba, help me out here.

Just like that?

Keep quiet. He's listening for us.

Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet wide panic!

Leave me alone to die.

Leave my mother out of this!

Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation

Let's move on to step two.

Let's talk about you. Are you happy?

Like a lobster.

Lilo,

Lilo, didn't you buy that thing at the shelter?

Lilo, honey,

Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?

Lilo, my sister.

Lilo, who was that?

Lilo, why are you all wet?

Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door?

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo!

Lilo! Don't hang...

Lilo! She's a little girl, this big!

Lilo! There you are.

Lilo?

Lilo?

Lilo? Lilo, look at me. Look at me, baby. Are you hurt?

Lilo? We don't have time for this.

Lilo.

Lilo.

Lilo...

Lilo...

Listen carefully.

Listen, I was wondering if you're not doing anything this...

Little monster!

Little savage! Get off my ship!

Look at him, Lilo.

Look at you! You look like a monster. We have to blend in.

Look how curious the puppy is.

Look what I find! Get restraints!

Look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors in the war...

Look, another one.

Look.

Lost.

Love and nurturing.

Low heat! Just a simmer.

May I remind the Captain that he is on duty?

Maybe a little.

Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to...

Maybe I could.

Model citizen.

Monstrosity?

Mr. Bubbles. That's a strange...

Mr. Pleakley, you are overdue. I want a status report.

Mrs. Hasagawa?

My camera's full again.

My experiments are only theoretical, completely within legal boundaries.

My friends need to be punished.

Nah!

Nah. The manager's a vampire,

Nani!

Nani!

Nani?

Nani.

Navigation failure. Do not engage hyper...

Navigation failure. Do not engage hyper...

Neighbor with a beard?

Neither have I. Dad said 'ohana means family.

New job.

New rules.

Nice to meet you, Mister...

Nice to meet you.

No more caffeine for you.

No punch back.

No, but they're very delicate.

No, David.

No, it's not!

No, no, no, no, don't, don't run! Don't run!

No!

No!

No!

No! Crazy head!

No! Don't pull on her head! She's recovering from surgery.

No! I'll be good! I want to dance.

No! That girl is a part of the mosquito food chain.

No! That's from my blue period.

No! What did you say?

No! You're not taking her!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Never.

No. No. No!

No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog.

Nobody gets left behind.

Not better than him. He can talk! Say hello.

Not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?

Not guilty!

Now all your washing is up!

Now come quietly, and we will take you apart.

Now get out of my way before I run you over.

Now we do it my way!

Now where is Lilo?

Now, about your house...

Now, they're, they're...

Number one is dancing.

Octopus, come and help me? The octopus is worse than the shark!

Of course.

Of the United Galactic Federation.

Oh, great! He's loose.

Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me.

Oh, no.

Oh, we have to gas the planet.

Oh... Good!

Okay, I got to get to work.

Okay, I guess we should be going.

Okay, is show time!

Okay, okay.

Okay, talk.

Okay! That's enough sugar for you.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Lilo? Baby, this is really important.

Old man Kuakini's store, but we got to hurry.

One fond embrace

One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.

Or forgotten.

Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys,

Ow! Why, you...

People treat me different.

Perfectly.

Persuasive? What exactly are we doing?

Place that idiot scientist under arrest!

Plasma cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?

Please don't do this.

Please, go about your business. I'm okay.

Please! Please!

Pliers.

Pudge controls the weather.

Pudge is a fish?

Push that over.

Quiet, you.

Read the charges.

Really?

Really?

Red alert. Seal off the deck!

Reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.

Right.

Running away? Here, let me stop you.

Save me!

Secure the cell!

See, problem is we're just here for him.

See?

See? He's sad because he's all alone

See? Now you try.

Seven potato, more.

She bit me.

She has black hair and brown eyes, and she hangs around with that thing!

She likes your butt and fancy hair.

She looks like she could use some loving.

She said to wait for her here on the porch.

She thinks it's fancy?

She's so beautiful.

Silence!

Silly me.

So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich.

So I pretend a bug laid eggs in her ears, and she's upset,

So naughty!

So nice to see your pretty face again!

So she's gone?

So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?

So you're from outer space? I heard the surfing's choice.

So, it is a monster.

So, lemonade?

So, relax... Enjoy the trip,

So, tell me, my little one eyed one,

Somebody do something!

Something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?

Sometimes things have to change,

Sometimes you try your hardest,

Sorry, we do not know anyone by this...

Stand by for clearance.

Stick around town and stay out of the roads, okay?

Stitch dragged her down.

Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts.

Stitch is unconscious.

Stitch it is.

Stitch left.

Stitch, then.

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch?

Stop. Stop.

Stupid head!

Stupid head.

Sure,

Surprise!

Take him to my ship.

Take note of this.

Talk! I know you can.

Target 626 is in motion. Speed is 84.

Tear him apart with all both my bare hands!

Than a couple of boards and some choice waves.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks. Mahalo plenty. You won't be disappointed.

That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw.

That mosquitoes were an endangered species.

That we do not possess.

That would be a misuse of Galactic resources.

That'd be so great!

That's all we can do.

That's it! We've got it. We've got it!

That's my puppy.

That's my want ad.

That's okay.

That's the Ugly Duckling.

The council has banished you to exile on a desert asteroid.

The kennel's back this way.

The kid at Table 3's throwing poi again.

The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms,

The other social workers just thought she was a scream.

The stupid head.

Then the Ugly Duckling is happy,

Then you came along.

There he is!

There it is. It stayed jammed under the fender.

There you go, all buckled up for the trip.

There.

There's no need to alert the authorities.

These are extremely simple creatures, miss.

These guns are locked onto your genetic signature.

They have to begin life all over.

They just don't know what to say.

They want my dog!

They won't shoot anyone but you.

They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses.

Things are finally turning around.

Things are going well.

Things are going well. Jumba, aren't they going well?

Thirsty?

This could be your chance to redeem yourself, Captain Gantu.

This creature has been sentenced to life in exile,

This family is now under the official protection

This is a great home. You'll like it a lot.

This is it!

This is my family.

This is my room, and this is your bed.

This is not working out.

This is Scrump.

This is the face of romance.

This is you.

This is you.

This is your badness level.

This is your dolly and bottle.

This isn't what it looks like. We were... It's just that...

This little girl is wasting her time.

This way.

This won't be easy to explain back at headquarters.

Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter.

Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience,

Time to bring it all together.

To the challenges of raising a child...

Trust me. This is not going to end well.

Ugly, look at me.

Uh, you're not joking!

Uncomfortable?

Until we meet again

Using a little girl for a shield. This is low even for you!

Wait here.

Wait, something is not right.

Wait!

Waiting.

Want to listen to the King?

Warning, guidance is not functional.

Water. Most of the planet is covered in it.

We are professionals.

We are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.

We believe you actually created something.

We better call somebody.

We can't do that.

We cannot be seen!

We finish this now.

We have 626.

We have better dogs, dear.

We have projected his landing at three hours, 42 minutes.

We have to fix that.

We have to take him back.

We have to...

We know her.

We lost Stitch!

We might have something.

We need your name and address at the bottom of the form...

We'll try again on Sunday.

We'll wait right here.

We're a broken family, aren't we?

We're fired!

We're getting off the subject.

We're leaving Stitch?

We're looking for something that can defend itself,

We're sisters. It's our job.

We've been having a bad day.

Well, actually, I just quit that job,

Well, except for just now.

Well, that'd be a bad idea!

Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.

Well, what's he doing?

Well, who wants to work at this stupid fakey luau anyway?

What about 'ohana?

What about Stitch?

What are we going to do?

What do you want?

What happened to yours?

What happened?

What happened?

What if our military forces just landed there?

What is it, Stitch?

What is it?

What is that monstrosity?

What is that thing?

What is that thing?

What must it be like to have nothing,

What the...

What was that?

What we when hit?

What you see before you is the first of a new species.

What you think?

What, me?

What?

What? Did you think we walked here?

Whatever. The mission is in jeopardy.

When you're ready to give up, just let us know.

Where is he?

Where will he exit?

Where will he exit?

Where's Lilo?

Where's Lilo?

Where's Stitch?

Where's the girl? What have you done to the girl?

Which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!

Who are you?

Who, then, Mr. Pleakley, would you send for his extraction?

Who? What?

Why didn't you wait at the school?

Why do you act so weird?

Why don't you run along, you little cutie?

Why don't you run?

Why don't you run?

Why is everything so dark?

Why not try and make something for a change?

Wouldn't you like a different dog?

Wow!

Wow. San Francisco.

Yeah, he took the red one.

Yeah, well, from now on...

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Would that be good?

Yeah.

Yeah. She disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day.

Yeah. Still good.

Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population,

Yep.

Yes, Captain?