Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch Edit

A catalogue?

A fizzle is a fizzle.

A guest? Well, let's go meet him.

A little less conversation a little more action, please.

A little less conversation a little more action, please.

A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark.

A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark.

According to this, comfort plus time equals boring.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ah, that should do it.

Aha!

Ai ya.

Alien eyeball dumplings.

All right, you can take it if you can find it.

All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me.

ALL: Oh, yeah!

Amputation.

And a handsome mortal named Lohi'au.

And do you know who that boy was?

And here's the best part.

And I get mad and pound her?

And I will love you

And I'll always love you.

And if we don't find him soon...

And it worked.

And now there is no hope for my little creation.

And she stayed with him,

And that's all right with...

And the brave and handsome mortal Lohi'au.

And the brave mortal Lohi'au...

And then... (GASPS)

And then... (SHRIEKING)

And there's so many different kinds. Rye, sourdough, pumpernickel.

And these genuine faux pearls, each a jewel of the Pacific.

And you're still an evil genius. Admit it.

Answer, nobody.

Anyone?

Anyway, I know my sister is very sorry and didn't mean it.

Are you jealous?

Are you jealous?

As you can see, there was a little disagreement...

At an affordable price.

At ease.

At the rate he is going, he's soon to be accelerating into stratosphere.

Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth.

Aw, I'm sure you'll come up with something.

Aw, jiggiebig.

Aw! I gotta find a better hiding place for that thing.

Bleugh!

BOTH: Oh...

BOTH: With the Chihuahua on her Head.

Boy. Good thing we were here.

But don't shut me out. Let me in. Let me...

But he never stopped trying, and neither can we.

But how is it possible?

But I don't really care

But I think Mom would be proud of you just for being you.

But if you don't give up on Elvis, Elvis won't give up on you.

But my mom was beautiful like an orchid and graceful like a wave.

But one day, Pele, the volcano goddess,

But she won't if she sees another woman interested.

But that night, a buzzard flew in the window and tried to eat the meat loaf.

But that's all right with me.

But that's all right with me.

But that's all right with me.

But we don't have alien technology to build it.

But you needed me more.

But your behavior today makes me think you're not ready.

But, of course...

Bye bye.

Can we take the hovercraft? Please?

Can ya... Can ya fix him?

Circa 1971, smash to pieces against that wall.

Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me.

Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me.

Come on. Let's watch the movie.

COMPUTER: Warning. Warning.

Cut it out.

David, David, David.

David, I would love to, really, but I'm gonna have to rain check.

DAVID: I think she's just tired.

David?

Do you know what this means?

Do you know who this is?

Do you think Lilo will show up?

Don't be making her mad. Eat it.

Don't play with the toaster. (GASPS)

Don't procrastinate, don't articulate.

Don't tell me, baby, you gotta go

Don't you think I know that?

Done.

Drop out this window to be lost forever.

During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged.

Each of you will create an original hula.

Electromagnetic bonding incomplete.

Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken.

Even Elvis slipped up sometimes.

Everyone?

Ew.

Except that.

Fine.

Fine. You won't tell me what's going on. I won't tell you something.

First thing in the morning Last thing at night

First up is Aleka, doing the dance of the pineapple.

Flying by on a Hawaiian rollercoaster ride

For 29.95, you can have the kayak all day long.

For example, someone bad would let this Elvis Blue Hawaii lamp,

For good.

Friendship, jealousy, death by molten lava!

Full of wonderful suggestions.

Fun, fun, fun!

Fuzzball.

Get back here. You'll be sorry.

Get him into fusion chamber before his energy runs out.

Girl, it's getting late getting upset waiting around.

Girls, girls, get behind me.

Girls, I have very exciting news.

Go to your room and make up like loving friends!

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Grew jealous of their friendship.

Guys, family fun night. Everything's ready.

Guys, I don't have time for this. We have a guest.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! What a relief.

Ha ha... Sorry about the relatives, Kumu.

He can't control it.

He's gone.

He's just saying that so the losers don't feel bad.

He's malfunctioning.

He's ruining my chance of winning.

He's waving. I can't talk about it, Mom. It's top secret.

Heh, thanks to me, crisis is over.

Hello?

Hello. Thanks for using the Uninhabited Planet Index,

Her love brought him back to life,

Here. To inspire you.

Here's a map that shows every place Elvis went to in Kauai.

Hey, can you guys help me today? It's family night.

Hey, David, I'm off at 5:00. Wanna get some dinner?

Hey, drop it!

Hey, Lilo.

Hey, Lilo.

Hey, now, hear what I say.

Hey, we'll find him.

Hey! That's right, Lilo.

Hi, David. Gotta run.

Hi, Nani.

Hi'iaka discovered his body in a cavern by a sea cliff,

Hit it.

Hmm? Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Very interesting.

Ho kee ma!

Hoo kee ma!

How's it, everybody?

Huh?

Hula ideas, take one.

Hurry up, you two.

Hurry, before... Oh!

Hurry. These parts are crucial to saving Stitch's life.

I can't believe it.

I can't build a new fusion chamber.

I can't talk now. I have to go on.

I dare you to say that's not flattering, even on him.

I didn't build first one.

I don't believe we've met.

I don't know what costume I'm gonna wear.

I don't know why I ever believed you.

I don't know. I think maybe I can win.

I finished plans for new fusion chamber that will recharge Stitch.

I got my 'uli'uli technique down.

I got the hi fi high and the lights down low.

I have to go, Mom. Talk to you Sunday.

I have to win the contest, just like Mom did.

I have very important project I've been working on.

I hid it so good this time, they're never...

I hope so. If there's any more trouble, you won't be allowed in the competition.

I hoped this day would never come.

I just mopped in here!

I just want to say I...

I just wanted to say I am very proud of all your hard work.

I kept saying how I needed you.

I know it's hard to keep the faith sometimes,

I know what's wrong with you.

I know you want to be in the competition,

I know, I...

I know, Mom, but Jumba and I have been very busy.

I like what I see, I see what I like.

I look, stare everywhere And I see everything in sight.

I must, or my little Stitch will shut down...

I need your love tonight

I need your love tonight

I need your love tonight

I need your love tonight.

I need your love tonight.

I need your love tonight.

I ordered it from catalogue.

I promise. There won't be any trouble. I promise, promise.

I said, the handsome mortal Lohi'au!

I see what I like, I like what I see.

I think Stitch feel better.

I triple promise.

I want you to use class time today to begin working on your ideas.

I wanted to dance at your wedding, but...

I will be good from now on and be the best hula dancer ever.

I will love you

I will love you

I will love you

I will love you

I will love you always

I will love you always.

I will love you always.

I will love you, I will love you

I will love you.

I will.

I wonder if Elvis had these problems.

I, uh, don't know what you're talking about.

I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon.

I'll never be like her.

I'm hula less.

I'm not doing the hula with him. So don't try to make me.

I'm not talking to you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but your relationship has fizzled.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I've been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house

I've been waiting just for tonight.

I've just been reading this article called Ten Days To A Slimmer You.

If I win, she'll know I'm good, and she'll be proud of me.

If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova.

If it were up to me, you would all win first place.

If it's too big, I have it taken in.

If Jumba and Pleakley don't get here soon, they're gonna miss Lilo.

If only we had way to communicate with him.

If you promise to be good, I'll give you one more chance.

If you're hungry, we've got toast. Lots of toast.

If your selection is Planet Z 13, engage hyper drive.

In three days is our town's May Day celebration.

Is everyone having fun?

Is only chance!

Is that a deltoid or a rhomboid?

It gives me such a glow Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It gives me such a glow Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It takes superior mind.

It was my best hiding place.

It was.

It will improve your primitive earthly life.

It will.

It's a gift certificate to my daddy's store.

It's about the Hawaiian goddess Hi'iaka.

It's all right. Don't worry.

It's called rubbernecking, baby.

It's called rubbernecking, baby.

It's called rubbernecking, baby.

It's called rubbernecking, baby.

It's good.

It's in the bag.

It's my professional opinion that you're afraid of turning bad again.

It's not polite to interrupt your auntie.

It's not.

It's over.

It's so beautiful.

It's too dangerous. Besides, someone may see you.

It's true what they say.

It's your mother.

Jumba has failed family.

Jumba, Jumba, slow down! Where ya going? Include me!

Jumba? Jumba?

Jumba. Jumba, it's not working.

Just because my mom was a great hula dancer doesn't mean I am.

Just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to.

Ka shush.

Keep walking.

Kui ka laima!

Kumu has an announcement.

KUMU: Okay, girls, this is your last rehearsal before tomorrow's competition.

KUMU: Ooh we.

Legend tells of a man named Karl

Let me get this straight.

Let me go. No!

Let's not. Lilo's in enough trouble.

Let's win this thing.

Let's... What's going on?

Like cheese.

Like Swiss Cheese Man?

Like this costume in seven natural colors,

Lilo, baby, it's just a contest.

Lilo, get control of your dog. Nice doggy...

Lilo, I... I...

Lilo, look.

Lilo, may I speak with you?

Lilo, we're not doing that today.

Lilo, you will not be allowed to rehearse at this halau again.

LILO: Stitch! Can you hear me? I need you.

LILO: This is how the story goes, Stitch.

Lilo! Lilo!

Lilo?

Lilo?

Lingering in the ocean blue.

Look at her. Tsk. Tsk.

Mahalo. Have a good one.

Make yourself at home, Kumu. I just made some lemonade.

Making toast. We're making toast.

MAN: I will love you always.

Maybe I'll get a contract.

Maybe I'm just stinky...

Maybe your dog can take a picture of me when I win the competition.

Meanwhile, I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes.

Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus.

Mertle pushed my buttons. I'll be good. I mean it.

Mertle, I think in the spirit of aloha, we should be tolerant of others.

Mertle, what can I say?

MERTLE: After that rehearsal? She wouldn't dare.

Mm mm.

Mm. Delicious.

Mmm.

Mmm... No.

Mom would be so proud of you.

Movie?

Mummies.

My bad.

My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

My hula career is falling to pieces, and you're worried about stinking work?

My hula is about an ancient friendship

My mom can sew really good.

My mom knows a lot about hula. She can help me with it.

My mom knows how to make great costumes.

My name is Inga. I'm a foreign exchange student.

My prognosis? Your goodness level is extra high.

Nani, I think you did a great job with family night.

Nani, we're out of lemonade.

Nani, you're not the only fish in the sea.

NANI: Come on. It couldn't have been that bad.

NANI: Hey.

NANI: Near the Sour Milky Way.

Nani!

Nani. You have to come to lab and see my new invention.

Next time, flush the evidence.

Next time, Mertle Edmonds is going down.

Next up is Mertle Edmonds.

Next we have Lilo, who's doing her hula about an ancient friendship.

No more nightmares.

No more pro wrestling for you.

No peeking. He cheats already.

No prob. I can get all those parts from the house.

No worry. I've got you, Nani.

No, he's not.

No, I... I don't like to brag.

No, Lilo. Too dangerous.

No, no, there's no telling what will happen.

No, no! No! Oh.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Stitch!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I'm ready. It's just...

No. No.

Nothing can go wrong.

Nothing to worry about.

Now his circuits are going haywire.

Now we shall see.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, brother.

Oh, can it be? Have I done it?

Oh, David, I'm glad you're here...

Oh, gee, the way you kiss.

Oh, gee, the way you kiss.

Oh, handsome mortal!

Oh, honey, come here.

Oh, I know, I know.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is my relationship dying? No.

Oh, my, it's a juicy one.

Oh, my, you're so fascinating and tan.

Oh, no, it's you. I mean, hi, Nani.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, oh, can I switch it on? Please, please?

Oh, oh, I love you so.

Oh, oh, I love you so.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, wow, you better stay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's him.

Oh, you can take my hand.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. Yes.

Oh... All the other aliens get to make them.

Ohana... Ow!

Okay, Elvis.

Okay, everyone, family fun night is ready to begin.

Okay, I don't know everything,

Okay, I'm sure that Kumu isn't interested in this.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. What you think I should do?

Okay.

Okay.

On second thought, Kumu, we should talk outside.

Once there was a boy with big, puffy hair who loved meat loaf a lot.

Once, there was a beautiful goddess named Hi'iaka

Ooh, maika'i, Aleka.

Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no

Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no

Ooh, what an interesting secret I have that I won't tell Jumba.

Oops!

Oops. Sorry!

Options. Oh, really?

Or let his family member fall to her painful, crushing death.

Or let my favorite book, Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong,

Or won't tell?

Ouch.

Our hula is about an ancient friendship

Our mission, go to these places,

Ow! Huh?

Ow! My good eye!

People say I'm wasting time.

Pleakley, I just made that.

Pleakley, my wrench!

PLEAKLEY: Come here, you. Group hug!

PLEAKLEY: Olé!

PLEAKLEY: What do we do now?

Please be okay.

Please come back.

Please stop.

Please.

Poor, sweet David.

Pow, pow, don't run away

Praying to the gods to bring Lohi'au's spirit back.

Proving that love is more powerful than death.

Recycling.

Remember how she would always make up those funny constellations?

Right, near the Old Lady...

Satisfy me, baby.

See? Look at all the good things you did.

See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top heavy.

She was as beautiful as an orchid and as graceful as a rolling wave.

She won the competition when she was my age.

She won the competition when she was your age.

She's going way down.

Skydive.

Smile.

So cute, so Fluffy, even.

So he put the leftovers in his pillowcase.

So Hi'iaka and Lohi'au were reunited and are together to this day.

So she took Lohi'au and threw him into a volcano filled with molten lava.

So what?

So you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun.

So you didn't build the first fusion chamber.

Some people say I'm wasting time.

Somebody give this kid gold star, she's so good.

Something wrong with Stitch.

Something's wrong with 626.

Sorry I'm late. But wait till you see this.

Speaking of improving your life,

Stink o rama.

Stitch can never come back.

Stitch Fluffy.

Stitch good again.

Stitch good now.

Stitch good.

Stitch good. Good, good, good, good, good.

Stitch good...

Stitch has taken off in the ship, and we have no way to contact him.

Stitch is having another episode. They're getting worse.

Stitch needs you to be patient with him.

Stitch not bad.

Stitch okay now?

Stitch sorry.

Stitch sorry.

Stitch, get out here.

Stitch, just get outta here.

Stitch, wake up.

Stitch, why are you doing this?

Stitch, you're gonna be okay now.

STITCH: Bye bye.

STITCH: Whoa! Whoa!

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch!

Stitch! Come back!

Stitch?

Stitch?

Stitch?

Stitch?

Stitch? Stitch?

Stitch.

Stitch.

Stop it, Stitch. Don't...

Stop, look and listen, baby.

Stop, look and listen, baby.

Stop, look and listen, baby.

Stop, look and listen, baby.

Stop. His molecules aren't fully charged.

Stupid supercomputer.

Sure you can, like you built the first one.

Sweedee, too good to miss.

Sweedee, too good to miss.

Target sighted.

Thank you.

Thanks to a certain sister of mine, we'll have to walk.

Thanks, Lilo.

Thanks, Nani.

That I'm the best dancer in the seven year old division.

That is extremely delicate machine.

That is it!

That proves love is more powerful than death.

That proves love is more powerful than death.

That song.

That's a great story.

That's it, Pleakley.

That's it, you two.

That's it. I got it.

That's it. No more.

That's most important part.

That's my mom.

That's my philosophy.

That's my philosophy.

That's my philosophy.

That's my philosophy.

That's not so easy on the throat.

That's not what we practiced.

That's Stitch.

That's why he was freaking out.

The authorities are asking all...

The best things in life are marked down for clearance this weekend at Karl's.

The fusion chamber, the only thing that can save Stitch.

The great goddess Hi'iaka... That's me!

The great goddess Hi'iaka... That's me.

The May Day celebration is big time.

The one that best expresses the aloha spirit

The only thing I know I inherited from her is, well, Nani.

The whole town will be there.

There is it.

There it is, Pleakley.

There will be a hula competition.

There's no place I'd rather be

There's no place I'd rather be.

There's no way I can do this.

There's our precious angel, who must be the victim of a misunderstanding.

There's plenty of other places on the map that we can go to.

They don't really know

They were as close as two people could be.

This is a book of past winners.

This is crazy. You guys are family.

This is it.

This is the exact bench where Elvis sat in Blue Hawaii.

This is Uncle Jumba and I'm Auntie Pleakley. Enchantée.

This week is our May Day...

Those idiot police.

Three. Two. One. Ta da!

To do some loving and hold you tight.

To tell me you have pretend plans with Pleakley?

To the hovercraft.

Toast. Who doesn't enjoy nice, crispy piece of toast?

Trashed the whole house.

True story.

Trusting, naive David.

Uh, check is in mail.

Uh, Nani, what are these?

Uh, uh, I can't let you go.

Uh, uh, I can't let you go.

Uh, yeah.

Uh...

Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

Vampire bats.

Wake up, Stitch. Wake up.

Wake up! Wake up!

Watching talk shows and reading magazines?

Way to burst a bubble.

Way to go.

We are ready for rehearsal.

We are ready.

We better hurry.

We can do any idea we want. Even make our own costumes.

We do together.

We do together.

We got our hula.

We have a full house.

We have deep fried Martian cockroach.

We have to get him in the fusion chamber now!

We have to get you into Jumba's machine.

We have to hurry to... Nani...

We need to test your goodness level.

We said we were gonna be good. I needed you, Stitch.

We'll have to find primitive Earth machinery and just hope it works.

We're increasing the flow of blood to our brains to make us think.

We're not doing that today.

We're ready to receive a great idea for our hula.

We're sunk.

We're too late.

We've been only going out for three weeks.

Welcome to our annual May Day Festival,

Well, it's obvious she's taking you for granted.

Well, see, that's why you're the only one who can do it.

Well, there's no harm in asking.

Well, you blew it.

Well... (MUTTERS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

Were best friends.

What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?

What happened?

What if I forget the moves and Mertle laughs at me?

What if it doesn't work?

What if Mertle's right and everything I do is gonna be stinky?

What is up with you two?

What kinda sick joke is this?

What we want and what we need are entirely different things.

What will become of my little monstrosity?

What?

When Elvis was in the army, he got things done.

When it's hard to stand.

Where did I go wrong?

Where is she? Where is she?

Where is the Stinky Bag of Garbage again?

Where one of our little girls will be chosen alaka'i.

Where the King will give us the idea for our hula.

Who dreamt of offering authentic Hawaiian collectibles

Who took my hair... Who took my hair dryer?

Whoa! I'm so clumsy.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. That's also me.

Whoo!

Why don't you come inside, Kumu? Excuse the mess.

Why don't you tell me what happened next?

Will lead our halau as the winning dance.

Will people who are late to class be allowed to participate?

WOMAN: Lilo! Stitch! You're gonna be late for hula class.

Wowee, I want more of this

Wowee, I want more of this

Yah! Waagh!

Yay!

Yeah, interesting question.

Yeah, it takes it out of ya.

Yeah, sorry. Thanks for coming. See ya at the competition.

Yes, yes... Yes, Mother Pleakley. He'll call you back.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yeuch!

You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation.

You came here and interrupted me

You can put marmalade on it. Tasty toast.

You don't have to win anything for Mom to be proud of you.

You don't have to worry. I've seen the error of my ways.

You don't know what you're missing.

You don't trust me.

You get the costumes, and I'll get the record player.

You gotta help me, Stitch. I need you.

You idiots, you will ruin everything.

You know what this means, don't you?

You look fluffier than ever.

You remember my Auntie Pleakley and Uncle Jumba, right?

You should have seen the way he was acting.

You still built Stitch, didn't ya? Well, didn't ya?

You there, brudda, brudda?

You think I can do it?

You two, get the evidence.

You want to get out and wreak havoc, but your molecules need to be charged.

You were just having another nightmare.

You, too.

You, you, you!

You'll figure it out, and if you ask me, it's a perfect time to take a break.

You'll never be like your mom. Never.

You'll see. I can do it.

You're a stinky dancer, and anything you come up with will be stinky.

You're bad, and you'll always be bad.

You're my ohana, Stitch.

You're no help! I wish Mom were here.

You're not dangerous.

You're part of this family,

You've been stressing, so I got movie tickets.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Your guide to the galaxy's most isolated and lonely locations.

Your name is 626. Isn't that nice?

(ALARM) JUMBA: Agh!

(BANGING) Uh oh.

(BOTH LAUGHING) Hawaiian rollercoaster ride.

(FOOTSTEPS) (GASPS)

(MIMICS CROWD CHEERING) (NANI CHUCKLES)

(ZAPPING) (STITCH YELPS)

Again. Ai ya.

Ah, Stitch! Oh, Stitch!

Aloha. What?

Are there any questions? Kumu, I have one.

Aren't you being overdramatic? His goodness level is at rock bottom.

BOTH: Trouble? Well, all out of lemonade.

But how? You're the Earth expert.

But I did mean it. Lilo?

But I want you to promise. Oh, yeah. (ALIEN LANGUAGE)

Care to try some? That's okay. I've gotta go to work.

Cockroach? I'm too upset to eat.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Cool! It'll be a lot of work.

Doesn't even know you're here. Maybe because we're hiding.

Don't say that. It's the truth.

Elvis! Elvis!

Elvis. Huh?

Everything's ruined. I... I sorry.

Ew! Would you cut it out?

Gossip. (GASPS)

Great. He has plans.

Great. Loads of fun!

Have you seen Stitch? We thought he was with you.

He did it on purpose. You don't mean that.

He does? With me. I'm the new girl on the island.

Hey, Nani. No waving. Be cool.

How do you know you'll win? It's pretty well known

How do you know? Because I know everything.

I don't think... It's working. She's coming over.

I guess Lilo's on her own. She doesn't have a mom.

I made Sci Fi snacks. Yummy.

I said I was sorry. That's it. That's it!

I said, if you ask me, it's... We kinda didn't ask you.

I think I should drive. Two eyes. My car. I'm driving.

I think I'm gonna throw up. Ew. I think someone did.

I want the house clean. Not me.

I... I have to... Are you okay?

I'm doing the best I can. Well, it's not good enough.

I'm leaving first! I am. No! Stitch first!

It's a bit redundant, don't ya think? Shush. I'm trying to watch movie.

It's amazing. Just another work of genius.

JUMBA: He's lost control of ship. What?

Jumba. What are you doing? Don't worry. The cavalry has arrived.

Knock, knock. David.

Lilo, baby, what happened? Something's wrong with Stitch.

LILO: Stitch! (GASPS)

LILO: Stop it! He's crazy!

Lilo? Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

Lilo... Kui kala laima!

Mmm, I see. Then... (MIMICS MACHINE GUN)

My mom says hi. Yeah, hi...

My mom? Aye.

Nani, it's me. Neither of you move.

Nani. Yeah? Uh huh?

Nice hat. Why, thank you, David.