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And this just got more embarrassing. Thanks.
Do you need my help?
Duh, obviously.
Excuse me. You're welcome. Where are your manners?
Finally.
Fine, but I'm doing this under protest.
Fine.
Hello, I'm waiting.
Hello, you're welcome.
Hmm, not bad.
How come on? Like I was even trying.
If my hair gets messed up. Someone will pay.
It will. Does anyone have any disinfectant?
Lame.
Laugh.
Ohh, don't talk to me right now.
Seriously.
Stand back, people. We got this.
Um, no one saw that.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You gross.