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Father of the Bride Part II (1995) Father of the Bride Part II is a comedy film released in 1995. The movie serves as a

Father of the Bride Part II (1995)

Father of the Bride Part II is a comedy film released in 1995. The movie serves as a delightful follow-up to the original Father of the Bride. Directed by Charles Shyer, the film stars Steve Martin as the hapless father, George Banks, and Diane Keaton as his loving wife, Nina Banks. In this heartwarming sequel, George and Nina discover that they are about to become grandparents while simultaneously facing the news that they are expecting another baby themselves. Chaos ensues as George finds himself caught in the whirlwind of planning two major life events simultaneously. Ultimately, Father of the Bride Part II is a humorous and endearing tale that explores the joys and challenges of family. To experience the delightful sounds of this film, you can play and download them here.
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A cottage small is all I'm after
A cottage small is all I'm after
A daughter, independent, self sufficient,
A daughter, independent, self sufficient,
A house that rings with joy and laughter
A house that rings with joy and laughter
A lot.
A lot.
A son blossoming in the middle of middle school;
A son blossoming in the middle of middle school;
A whole lot.
A whole lot.
A wife I love just as much as the day I married her;
A wife I love just as much as the day I married her;
About a thousand.
About a thousand.
Actually, I got there on time. I told you this.
Actually, I got there on time. I told you this.
After the dust settled, I began to realize what a lucky guy I was.
After the dust settled, I began to realize what a lucky guy I was.
Ah, okay. Now, I was thinking...
Ah, okay. Now, I was thinking...
Ah, yes. The key?
Ah, yes. The key?
All right now. Where's Dad's? Where's Dad's?
All right now. Where's Dad's? Where's Dad's?
All right, boys. Hey, come on, come on. Now, now, fun's over. Let's go.
All right, boys. Hey, come on, come on. Now, now, fun's over. Let's go.
All right, Franck. Franck, we need you to drive us to the hospital.
All right, Franck. Franck, we need you to drive us to the hospital.
All right, here we go. Here we go. Here.
All right, here we go. Here we go. Here.
All right, honey. Okay. Okay, okay. It was just a thought. Calm down.
All right, honey. Okay. Okay, okay. It was just a thought. Calm down.
All right. Here's what happened.
All right. Here's what happened.
All right. I miss the adorable George Banks I used to be married to.
All right. I miss the adorable George Banks I used to be married to.
All right. lf it swishes, no problem.
All right. lf it swishes, no problem.
All right. So that would be 11:36.
All right. So that would be 11:36.
Almost.
Almost.
Also, what do they know about raising a kid?
Also, what do they know about raising a kid?
Although God knows I tried to blame him.
Although God knows I tried to blame him.
Although I have no idea what he did there all day.
Although I have no idea what he did there all day.
Am I nuts, or is this the most beautiful baby ever born?
Am I nuts, or is this the most beautiful baby ever born?
And 25 more years of moments like this.
And 25 more years of moments like this.
And a son in law gainfully employed,
And a son in law gainfully employed,
And all of you guys, just pack up your stuff and hit the road!
And all of you guys, just pack up your stuff and hit the road!
And all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again...
And all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again...
And completely paid for;
And completely paid for;
And do you know how I spell relief? V A T S N I K.
And do you know how I spell relief? V A T S N I K.
And Dr. Brooks Wait a minute.
And Dr. Brooks Wait a minute.
And even allowed me back into our bedroom for our last night at 24 Maple Drive.
And even allowed me back into our bedroom for our last night at 24 Maple Drive.
And Franck started giving decorating tips.
And Franck started giving decorating tips.
And guess who I saw on the cover of Longevity magazine.
And guess who I saw on the cover of Longevity magazine.
And he wanted you here for support in case I flipped out.
And he wanted you here for support in case I flipped out.
And here's the bill. Ju Just don't go nuts, George.
And here's the bill. Ju Just don't go nuts, George.
And I could prove it.
And I could prove it.
And I couldn't help thinking what a charmed life I was leading.
And I couldn't help thinking what a charmed life I was leading.
And I don't want to bring my baby home from the hospital to a condo on the beach.
And I don't want to bring my baby home from the hospital to a condo on the beach.
And I don't want you to ever resent me, ever.
And I don't want you to ever resent me, ever.
And I got angry and got in my car. I didn't know where to go.
And I got angry and got in my car. I didn't know where to go.
And I really appreciate you asking me how I feel about all this, especially since...
And I really appreciate you asking me how I feel about all this, especially since...
And I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window, and
And I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window, and
And I wanna pull into this driveway,
And I wanna pull into this driveway,
And I, for one, would hate it if they moved.
And I, for one, would hate it if they moved.
And I'm just very much alone.
And I'm just very much alone.
And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.
And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.
And if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes, I wanna do a C section...
And if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes, I wanna do a C section...
And it was time to say good bye.
And it was time to say good bye.
And it's hard to see out the rear view, so go slow and let people pass you.
And it's hard to see out the rear view, so go slow and let people pass you.
And just direct your feet
And just direct your feet
And life is like a song
And life is like a song
And my favorite father of the bride.
And my favorite father of the bride.
And my wife wants flower dishes in kitchen.
And my wife wants flower dishes in kitchen.
And now to get saddled with a baby even before her career takes off.
And now to get saddled with a baby even before her career takes off.
And of his parents, and how moving so far away would be so hard on everyone.
And of his parents, and how moving so far away would be so hard on everyone.
And saw the tray of uneaten lasagna.
And saw the tray of uneaten lasagna.
And says I have as much promise as anyone she's hired since she's been at the firm.
And says I have as much promise as anyone she's hired since she's been at the firm.
And since neither of us want to forfeit our names,
And since neither of us want to forfeit our names,
And since we had nowhere to live, she also arranged for us to stay at the MacKenzie's...
And since we had nowhere to live, she also arranged for us to stay at the MacKenzie's...
And suddenly, I was tired.
And suddenly, I was tired.
And thanks.
And thanks.
And that I should think of you guys...
And that I should think of you guys...
And that started me thinking.
And that started me thinking.
And that's when they lowered the boom on me.
And that's when they lowered the boom on me.
And the baby's just not handling it as well as we'd like.
And the baby's just not handling it as well as we'd like.
And the older they get, the more they cost.
And the older they get, the more they cost.
And the one you love in sight
And the one you love in sight
And the women were worse.
And the women were worse.
And then I thought about baby number three...
And then I thought about baby number three...
And very often, out of town on business.
And very often, out of town on business.
And wasn't Bryan the one who said you were a gifted architect...
And wasn't Bryan the one who said you were a gifted architect...
And we move. Okay. And a running start.
And we move. Okay. And a running start.
And we're still debating between Lucy and Fanny.
And we're still debating between Lucy and Fanny.
And weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively.
And weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively.
And went to every imaginable take out restaurant in the city.
And went to every imaginable take out restaurant in the city.
And when you get through with that limo, send it back for us.
And when you get through with that limo, send it back for us.
And when you left, I watched you get in your V.W. bug...
And when you left, I watched you get in your V.W. bug...
And wouldn't you move for him if he was the one being offered the promotion?
And wouldn't you move for him if he was the one being offered the promotion?
And you started to drive off, and I just got afraid I'd never see you again.
And you started to drive off, and I just got afraid I'd never see you again.
And, George? George.
And, George? George.
And, uh, your mom and I were all alone in the house.
And, uh, your mom and I were all alone in the house.
And, uh, your mom and I were all alone in the house.
And, uh, your mom and I were all alone in the house.
And, what do you mean we haven't done it in six weeks? What about that little escapade in the kitchen?
And, what do you mean we haven't done it in six weeks? What about that little escapade in the kitchen?
And, you know, I don't think that qualifies me for the Guinness Book Of Records, George.
And, you know, I don't think that qualifies me for the Guinness Book Of Records, George.
Ann, you have to go. This is not the Dark Ages.
Ann, you have to go. This is not the Dark Ages.
Annie and Nina dealt with the heat by adding extra air conditioners to the house,
Annie and Nina dealt with the heat by adding extra air conditioners to the house,
Annie says he looks just like you.
Annie says he looks just like you.
Annie? Oh. Annie, don't Don't cry, honey.
Annie? Oh. Annie, don't Don't cry, honey.
Annie's doing great. Now, the contractions are still irregular,
Annie's doing great. Now, the contractions are still irregular,
Annie's just a kid herself. I mean, she graduates college and marries the first guy she meets.
Annie's just a kid herself. I mean, she graduates college and marries the first guy she meets.
Anything I wanted.
Anything I wanted.
Are over
Are over
Are over
Are over
Are you feeling all right?
Are you feeling all right?
Are you sure? We have a lot of false alarms in our family.
Are you sure? We have a lot of false alarms in our family.
As I headed off to work.
As I headed off to work.
As I watched the kids pull out of the driveway, I got an all too familiar pain in my gut.
As I watched the kids pull out of the driveway, I got an all too familiar pain in my gut.
As long as the big news wasn't that my daughter was moving 3,000 miles away,
As long as the big news wasn't that my daughter was moving 3,000 miles away,
As luck would have it, termites attacked two weeks later.
As luck would have it, termites attacked two weeks later.
As the days rolled by and nothing happened,
As the days rolled by and nothing happened,
At last
At last
At last
At last
At least he won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late.
At least he won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late.
At this point I hadn't slept in 48 hours.
At this point I hadn't slept in 48 hours.
Beats the heart of a 1950s husband that just expects me to take a backseat to his career.
Beats the heart of a 1950s husband that just expects me to take a backseat to his career.
Because if you think I am, I won't go. I won't.
Because if you think I am, I won't go. I won't.
Before we knew it, it was spring.
Before we knew it, it was spring.
Before we knew it, two months had passed,
Before we knew it, two months had passed,
Believe it or not, your father and I
Believe it or not, your father and I
Believe me, I never take pills myself neither. But sometimes, I need to rest.
Believe me, I never take pills myself neither. But sometimes, I need to rest.
Bet you can't do this. I can teach you that.
Bet you can't do this. I can teach you that.
Boston.
Boston.
Boy. For how much?
Boy. For how much?
Bring it back!
Bring it back!
Bryan and I got in a fight.
Bryan and I got in a fight.
Bryan called and said to be here at 6:00 sharp,
Bryan called and said to be here at 6:00 sharp,
Bryan was called to an emergency meeting in Japan, and since Annie's doctor assured us...
Bryan was called to an emergency meeting in Japan, and since Annie's doctor assured us...
Bummer Man, he delivers.
Bummer Man, he delivers.
But being the great woman that she is, she went with the flow...
But being the great woman that she is, she went with the flow...
But don't get me wrong. I'm into it.
But don't get me wrong. I'm into it.
But eventually life got back to normal, which is exactly the way I prefer life to be.
But eventually life got back to normal, which is exactly the way I prefer life to be.
But go, go. I'm fine. And, oh, check on Matty, honey.
But go, go. I'm fine. And, oh, check on Matty, honey.
But here I am at the age I am, and I'm pregnant.
But here I am at the age I am, and I'm pregnant.
But I Whoops! I caught a cold from your house.
But I Whoops! I caught a cold from your house.
But I couldn't sleep.
But I couldn't sleep.
But I didn't mean it.
But I didn't mean it.
But I keep thinking any minute one of 'em's gonna go into labor and I'll just end up
But I keep thinking any minute one of 'em's gonna go into labor and I'll just end up
But I'm sure she's not gonna mind. Oh, God. Oh, George.
But I'm sure she's not gonna mind. Oh, God. Oh, George.
But never for one millisecond of one day...
But never for one millisecond of one day...
But nothing, absolutely nothing, could've prepared me for what I was about to hear.
But nothing, absolutely nothing, could've prepared me for what I was about to hear.
But now I'm not afraid
But now I'm not afraid
But now, well I rush home to tell him the news, and as soon as I say the word ''Boston,'' his face drops.
But now, well I rush home to tell him the news, and as soon as I say the word ''Boston,'' his face drops.
But since you obviously don't want the house, I have the perfect solution.
But since you obviously don't want the house, I have the perfect solution.
But they're getting kind of intense, so it could take just a few more hours.
But they're getting kind of intense, so it could take just a few more hours.
But this is what I suggest.
But this is what I suggest.
But trust me, there are no funny side effects. I've been taking them for years.
But trust me, there are no funny side effects. I've been taking them for years.
But we need house a week from Wednesday or no deal.
But we need house a week from Wednesday or no deal.
But what do we have? We have at least 90 days before we have to move. Am I right, George?
But what do we have? We have at least 90 days before we have to move. Am I right, George?
But with the baby coming, he figured I wouldn't wanna go.
But with the baby coming, he figured I wouldn't wanna go.
But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.
But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.
But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.
But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.
But, George, we haven't even started looking.
But, George, we haven't even started looking.
But, you know, he's an artist. He can do anything he wants.
But, you know, he's an artist. He can do anything he wants.
But, you know, that'll be great to see another kid in cap and gown,
But, you know, that'll be great to see another kid in cap and gown,
Bye, Daddy. I love you.
Bye, Daddy. I love you.
Bye, Megan. Call me, okay?
Bye, Megan. Call me, okay?
Calling me ''Banks'' was never a good sign.
Calling me ''Banks'' was never a good sign.
Can I tell the difference? What did you do? ls it Is it permanent?
Can I tell the difference? What did you do? ls it Is it permanent?
Can you believe the same doctor who delivered Annie is going to be delivering her baby?
Can you believe the same doctor who delivered Annie is going to be delivering her baby?
Can't you hear the pitter pat
Can't you hear the pitter pat
Can't you see him walking around the house with his little ascot?
Can't you see him walking around the house with his little ascot?
Careful with the dishes.
Careful with the dishes.
Come here, you angels.
Come here, you angels.
Come on, Annie. Come on.
Come on, Annie. Come on.
Come on, George. Hurry up. ''Quick ah.''
Come on, George. Hurry up. ''Quick ah.''
Come on! Picasso had children well into his seventies.
Come on! Picasso had children well into his seventies.
Come on. Get off the bed. Off the bed. Now, come on.
Come on. Get off the bed. Off the bed. Now, come on.
Come on. I I don't wanna have to get tough.
Come on. I I don't wanna have to get tough.
Come on. No more tears. We're on to bigger and better things.
Come on. No more tears. We're on to bigger and better things.
Come on. Off. Come Oh, forget it.
Come on. Off. Come Oh, forget it.
Come on. Rise and shine, you big white haired man.
Come on. Rise and shine, you big white haired man.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations. How's Annie?
Congratulations. How's Annie?
Dad, if
Dad, if
Dad, it's a boy. We have a son.
Dad, it's a boy. We have a son.
Dad, keys!
Dad, keys!
Dad, tell me. Am I being unreasonable to want to go?
Dad, tell me. Am I being unreasonable to want to go?
Dad, there's one more thing we have to do before we go.
Dad, there's one more thing we have to do before we go.
Dad, they live a mile from here.
Dad, they live a mile from here.
Dad, where've you been? I'm late for camp!
Dad, where've you been? I'm late for camp!
Dad, you better discuss this with Mom.
Dad, you better discuss this with Mom.
Dad, you gotta see him.
Dad, you gotta see him.
Dad? Dad!
Dad? Dad!
Did I give that to you? Ah, okay. Oh, sorry.
Did I give that to you? Ah, okay. Oh, sorry.
Did I give that to you? Ah, okay. Oh, sorry.
Did I give that to you? Ah, okay. Oh, sorry.
Did you tell your dad?
Did you tell your dad?
Dishes. For the dishes. For the house, we pay what you ask and no more.
Dishes. For the dishes. For the house, we pay what you ask and no more.
Do me a favor. Don't follow me, Banks! No!
Do me a favor. Don't follow me, Banks! No!
Do the baby workout Make the babies gleeful
Do the baby workout Make the babies gleeful
Do you think it's what we think it is?
Do you think it's what we think it is?
Doesn't mean you couldn't design a skysc****r.
Doesn't mean you couldn't design a skysc****r.
Don't ''George'' me, you two timing Mata Hari.
Don't ''George'' me, you two timing Mata Hari.
Don't! Josh! No! No! No!
Don't! Josh! No! No! No!
Dr. Brooks said she's absolutely fantastic.
Dr. Brooks said she's absolutely fantastic.
Dr. Eisenberg,
Dr. Eisenberg,
Drop that boy on me. Am I moving?
Drop that boy on me. Am I moving?
Every night we laid out our clothes so we could grab them in a hurry.
Every night we laid out our clothes so we could grab them in a hurry.
Every party has a pooper That's why we invited you
Every party has a pooper That's why we invited you
Every party has a pooper That's why we invited you George Banks
Every party has a pooper That's why we invited you George Banks
Every time I saw her, I had to remind myself she was a married woman.
Every time I saw her, I had to remind myself she was a married woman.
Everyone beneath the sun must find a way
Everyone beneath the sun must find a way
Everything's going beautifully with Annie. Her labor's progressing very well.
Everything's going beautifully with Annie. Her labor's progressing very well.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excuse me! Do I know you?
Excuse me! Do I know you?
Excuse, please?
Excuse, please?
Father of the bride.
Father of the bride.
Father of the Year.
Father of the Year.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. I I'll sleep on the floor. Huh?
Fine. I I'll sleep on the floor. Huh?
First thing I did was apologize to Nina.
First thing I did was apologize to Nina.
First your hair, and then this, uh, thing.
First your hair, and then this, uh, thing.
First, the heating went, then the gas thing broke and the plumbing froze.
First, the heating went, then the gas thing broke and the plumbing froze.
Firstly, if it were me, you know,
Firstly, if it were me, you know,
Folks are blessed who make the best of every day
Folks are blessed who make the best of every day
For whatever inconvenience moving too quickly may cause you, George.
For whatever inconvenience moving too quickly may cause you, George.
Fortunately, my daughter was kind enough to put her old man up for the night.
Fortunately, my daughter was kind enough to put her old man up for the night.
Four, five, six,
Four, five, six,
Franck and his crew were working around the clock to have the baby's room ready by D day.
Franck and his crew were working around the clock to have the baby's room ready by D day.
Franck Banks. It's got kind of a continental ring to it, don't you think?
Franck Banks. It's got kind of a continental ring to it, don't you think?
Franck! Franck! Franck, we need you. Could you drive us to the hospital, Franck?
Franck! Franck! Franck, we need you. Could you drive us to the hospital, Franck?
Franck! Wrong way!
Franck! Wrong way!
Free from the care and strife
Free from the care and strife
From The Mod Squad?
From The Mod Squad?
Gee, that's, uh That's ten days from now. That's kinda quick.
Gee, that's, uh That's ten days from now. That's kinda quick.
George, go check on Annie.
George, go check on Annie.
George, I have all the symptoms.
George, I have all the symptoms.
George, I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Habib.
George, I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Habib.
George, just another day ago,
George, just another day ago,
George, Nina. You already have Matty to carry on the family name.
George, Nina. You already have Matty to carry on the family name.
George, what is it? What What are you thinking?
George, what is it? What What are you thinking?
George! Turn the air conditioning up on your way out. It's stifling in here.
George! Turn the air conditioning up on your way out. It's stifling in here.
George! Wake up! Please, wake up!
George! Wake up! Please, wake up!
George? Oh, he's thrilled.
George? Oh, he's thrilled.
George.
George.
George. George. You haven't been the same since the day you found out Annie was pregnant.
George. George. You haven't been the same since the day you found out Annie was pregnant.
George. Sorry, George.
George. Sorry, George.
Get ahold of yourself. Now, listen, I want you to pay attention...
Get ahold of yourself. Now, listen, I want you to pay attention...
Get away! I don't like what you say! Now, leg up
Get away! I don't like what you say! Now, leg up
Give me the simple life
Give me the simple life
Give me the simple life
Give me the simple life
Give me the simple life
Give me the simple life
Go on. Don't worry. I'm on the case.
Go on. Don't worry. I'm on the case.
Go to Mom. I'll be fine.
Go to Mom. I'll be fine.
Go up and see Mommy.
Go up and see Mommy.
Good. I didn't even get undressed this time.
Good. I didn't even get undressed this time.
Got me. Do it again. Hey, do it again. Come on.
Got me. Do it again. Hey, do it again. Come on.
Grab your coat and get your hat
Grab your coat and get your hat
Grab your coat and get your hat
Grab your coat and get your hat
Great. Really energized. Bryan's coming home tomorrow.
Great. Really energized. Bryan's coming home tomorrow.
Growing old isn't what it used to be. Well, it's true.
Growing old isn't what it used to be. Well, it's true.
Harley? Honey. Oh, George. This has been a very big day for you.
Harley? Honey. Oh, George. This has been a very big day for you.
Have a good day at work, George.
Have a good day at work, George.
Have you got the stroller?
Have you got the stroller?
He did? What?
He did? What?
He probably just wants to tell us what to expect un well, unless
He probably just wants to tell us what to expect un well, unless
He said he could not sleep, but two Vatsnik is like, ''Good bye, George, see you next Thursday.''
He said he could not sleep, but two Vatsnik is like, ''Good bye, George, see you next Thursday.''
He thought it would be wise for us to come in together as soon as possible.
He thought it would be wise for us to come in together as soon as possible.
He's so cute. Seven pounds, nine ounces.
He's so cute. Seven pounds, nine ounces.
Hello! It's fabric day.
Hello! It's fabric day.
Hello! Who you?
Hello! Who you?
Hello? Oh, hi, honey.
Hello? Oh, hi, honey.
Hello? Oh. Sally!
Hello? Oh. Sally!
Hello. How do you do? Nice to meet you. This is my son Matty and his friend Justin.
Hello. How do you do? Nice to meet you. This is my son Matty and his friend Justin.
Her cervix is already dilated five centimeters.
Her cervix is already dilated five centimeters.
Her husband could call me anything he wanted.
Her husband could call me anything he wanted.
Here my little girl was playing house, and he had the nerve to
Here my little girl was playing house, and he had the nerve to
Here we go. Here we go. Dinnertime. Dinnertime. All right.
Here we go. Here we go. Dinnertime. Dinnertime. All right.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, can't a man make love to his wife without something having gotten into him?
Hey, can't a man make love to his wife without something having gotten into him?
Hey, guys. Don't worry about a thing.
Hey, guys. Don't worry about a thing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop!
Hey, hey, hey. Didn't we just pay 900 bucks to have this roof fixed?
Hey, hey, hey. Didn't we just pay 900 bucks to have this roof fixed?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, I can work out of Boston just as easy as I can work out of L.A.
Hey, I can work out of Boston just as easy as I can work out of L.A.
Hey, listen to this. Luxury beach condo. Marina views.
Hey, listen to this. Luxury beach condo. Marina views.
Hey, man, what's with that face, huh?
Hey, man, what's with that face, huh?
Hey, Nina, are you okay? I mean, you don't look so good.
Hey, Nina, are you okay? I mean, you don't look so good.
Hey, puppy, puppy, puppy.
Hey, puppy, puppy, puppy.
Hey, stop! Stop. Stop!
Hey, stop! Stop. Stop!
Hey, that's a nice accent, man. What planet are you from, huh?
Hey, that's a nice accent, man. What planet are you from, huh?
Hey, what are we, the Schmaltz family?
Hey, what are we, the Schmaltz family?
Hey, you got a problem, loser?
Hey, you got a problem, loser?
Hey, you guys go ahead. It's not up to me.
Hey, you guys go ahead. It's not up to me.
Hey, you know what. They don't need any more suggestions. Their list is fine.
Hey, you know what. They don't need any more suggestions. Their list is fine.
Hey, you're already laughing at me. What took you so long? Hey.
Hey, you're already laughing at me. What took you so long? Hey.
Hey, you're the one who always said that one day before you're old you wanna live by the ocean.
Hey, you're the one who always said that one day before you're old you wanna live by the ocean.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Yeah, I got ya. I got ya.
Hey. Yeah, I got ya. I got ya.
Hi, beauty. Hi.
Hi, beauty. Hi.
Hi, Dad.
Hi, Dad.
Hi, honey. Oh, don't worry, okay? I'm sure nothing's wrong.
Hi, honey. Oh, don't worry, okay? I'm sure nothing's wrong.
Hi, sweetie. Hi.
Hi, sweetie. Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Well, here goes.
Hmm. Well, here goes.
Hold on. What are we saying? You're not gonna hyphenate the last name? When did this happen?
Hold on. What are we saying? You're not gonna hyphenate the last name? When did this happen?
Honey, are you sure you didn't pack the Pepto Bismol?
Honey, are you sure you didn't pack the Pepto Bismol?
Honey, do something. They look sad.
Honey, do something. They look sad.
Honey, I'm going through menopause.
Honey, I'm going through menopause.
Honey, last year you said you wanted to be buried in the backyard.
Honey, last year you said you wanted to be buried in the backyard.
Honey, you got me worried. I don't know. You dyed your hair. You sold our house.
Honey, you got me worried. I don't know. You dyed your hair. You sold our house.
How could this happen, Nina Dickerson?
How could this happen, Nina Dickerson?
How do you feel about it?
How do you feel about it?
How many times do you think we've played out here?
How many times do you think we've played out here?
How to pass behind your back, how to sink it shooting backwards.
How to pass behind your back, how to sink it shooting backwards.
How's the maternity department doing?
How's the maternity department doing?
Huh? Okay. Thank you.
Huh? Okay. Thank you.
Huh? What What are you Are you crazy, honey?
Huh? What What are you Are you crazy, honey?
Huh. All alone. Hmm.
Huh. All alone. Hmm.
I I built this fence.
I I built this fence.
I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding,
I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding,
I broke that window with a frisbee!
I broke that window with a frisbee!
I called her, but she refused to pick up the phone.
I called her, but she refused to pick up the phone.
I can teach you all kinds of tricks.
I can teach you all kinds of tricks.
I can't seem to shake this thing. I just don't feel right.
I can't seem to shake this thing. I just don't feel right.
I did the unthinkable.
I did the unthinkable.
I didn't know what the doctor was about to tell us.
I didn't know what the doctor was about to tell us.
I don't believe in frettin' and grievin'
I don't believe in frettin' and grievin'
I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle.
I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle.
I don't know what I was gonna say.
I don't know what I was gonna say.
I don't know what I'm doing exactly, but I will keep doing that. You know that.
I don't know what I'm doing exactly, but I will keep doing that. You know that.
I don't know, honey. Just push 'em off.
I don't know, honey. Just push 'em off.
I don't know, sometimes I, I think I would just like to wash my hands of this whole thing.
I don't know, sometimes I, I think I would just like to wash my hands of this whole thing.
I don't know. I feel kind of dizzy.
I don't know. I feel kind of dizzy.
I don't know. I mean, if we sold the place, then we won't have room for the baby.
I don't know. I mean, if we sold the place, then we won't have room for the baby.
I don't look too old to be your father, do I?
I don't look too old to be your father, do I?
I don't see enough of an improvement, Nina. Let's get you delivered.
I don't see enough of an improvement, Nina. Let's get you delivered.
I don't think he used a home pregnancy test, George. No.
I don't think he used a home pregnancy test, George. No.
I felt for the first time ahead of the game.
I felt for the first time ahead of the game.
I felt for the first time ahead of the game.
I felt for the first time ahead of the game.
I found myself watching Annie as if she were a time bomb.
I found myself watching Annie as if she were a time bomb.
I got ya. I got ya.
I got ya. I got ya.
I got you something totally great. I found it at Victoria's Secret.
I got you something totally great. I found it at Victoria's Secret.
I gotta I gotta lay down. Just come on. Let's move over.
I gotta I gotta lay down. Just come on. Let's move over.
I guess I just assumed we'd have a little more warning.
I guess I just assumed we'd have a little more warning.
I guess we're off.
I guess we're off.
I had a wonderful home filled with memories,
I had a wonderful home filled with memories,
I have complete confidence in him.
I have complete confidence in him.
I have someone that I'd like you to meet.
I have someone that I'd like you to meet.
I haven't had a chance to kiss my grandson good bye yet.
I haven't had a chance to kiss my grandson good bye yet.
I haven't just felt myself lately, but pregnant?
I haven't just felt myself lately, but pregnant?
I hired Franck to surprise the girls with a double baby shower.
I hired Franck to surprise the girls with a double baby shower.
I I just didn't think I'd get so emotional about this whole thing.
I I just didn't think I'd get so emotional about this whole thing.
I just God. I can't believe it, huh? Yikes!
I just God. I can't believe it, huh? Yikes!
I just I think we should think about things, okay?
I just I think we should think about things, okay?
I just don't want you to ever resent me for this.
I just don't want you to ever resent me for this.
I just feel that it's more important that I stay with your wife.
I just feel that it's more important that I stay with your wife.
I just finished paying for the wedding.
I just finished paying for the wedding.
I know how old I am, George. I've already been the mother of the bride.
I know how old I am, George. I've already been the mother of the bride.
I know it's a lot to deal with, but we'll just we'll just let it sink in, all right?
I know it's a lot to deal with, but we'll just we'll just let it sink in, all right?
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. I don't really feel so good.
I know. I don't really feel so good.
I know. Me too. That's what I thought.
I know. Me too. That's what I thought.
I know. That's what I was wondering. What are we celebrating, dear?
I know. That's what I was wondering. What are we celebrating, dear?
I laid these bricks with my own two hands.
I laid these bricks with my own two hands.
I laid those bricks, I planted those pansies,
I laid those bricks, I planted those pansies,
I like the low road
I like the low road
I like the simple life
I like the simple life
I love girls.
I love girls.
I love you, Daddy.
I love you, Daddy.
I may be your nephew's mother, but I'm still your big sister.
I may be your nephew's mother, but I'm still your big sister.
I mean it. It's perfect.
I mean it. It's perfect.
I mean, can you imagine if that were true?
I mean, can you imagine if that were true?
I mean, it's the Leave It To Beaver house that everybody wants.
I mean, it's the Leave It To Beaver house that everybody wants.
I mean, let's face it. Between us, we're almost a hundred years old.
I mean, let's face it. Between us, we're almost a hundred years old.
I mean, the baby's just as much a Banks as it is a MacKenzie, isn't it?
I mean, the baby's just as much a Banks as it is a MacKenzie, isn't it?
I mean, there He's the one guy in history who had kids into his seventies.
I mean, there He's the one guy in history who had kids into his seventies.
I mean, they didn't plan for this. They don't have a nest egg.
I mean, they didn't plan for this. They don't have a nest egg.
I mean, this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about, and we're talking Massachusetts here, not Mars.
I mean, this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about, and we're talking Massachusetts here, not Mars.
I mean, who needs this old shack? Look at it.
I mean, who needs this old shack? Look at it.
I mean, you couldn't be.
I mean, you couldn't be.
I mean, you know what's gonna happen, don't you?
I mean, you know what's gonna happen, don't you?
I need to be there right after the baby's born, by October.
I need to be there right after the baby's born, by October.
I never liked that Bryan MacKenzie.
I never liked that Bryan MacKenzie.
I never saw anything like it. He said, ''Pass the rolls.''
I never saw anything like it. He said, ''Pass the rolls.''
I never thought I'd say this, but that whole experience Pas a piece of cake...
I never thought I'd say this, but that whole experience Pas a piece of cake...
I never was cut out to step and strut out
I never was cut out to step and strut out
I painted those shutters, I broke that window!
I painted those shutters, I broke that window!
I planted this grass.
I planted this grass.
I shook the man's hand and promised to be out in ten days.
I shook the man's hand and promised to be out in ten days.
I still wants to be in their number
I still wants to be in their number
I swear to God, this house is starting to fall apart.
I swear to God, this house is starting to fall apart.
I swear, we haven't done it in six weeks.
I swear, we haven't done it in six weeks.
I tied their shoes, massaged their backs, painted their toenails...
I tied their shoes, massaged their backs, painted their toenails...
I turned down profit of 50,000 on lot.
I turned down profit of 50,000 on lot.
I used to walk in the shade
I used to walk in the shade
I wanna drive down that street,
I wanna drive down that street,
I was a mere five years away from freedom.
I was a mere five years away from freedom.
I was afraid to go in. And I
I was afraid to go in. And I
I was completely kidding myself. When I was working out at the gym, there were 60 year olds more buff than me.
I was completely kidding myself. When I was working out at the gym, there were 60 year olds more buff than me.
I was feeling on top of the world.
I was feeling on top of the world.
I was worried I wouldn't have what it takes,
I was worried I wouldn't have what it takes,
I wasn't used to being the calm one.
I wasn't used to being the calm one.
I went after her, but it didn't do much good.
I went after her, but it didn't do much good.
I will.
I will.
I will. Congratulations.
I will. Congratulations.
I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident.
I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident.
I'd never seen Nina so unglued.
I'd never seen Nina so unglued.
I'll I'll go stay in one of the other seven bedrooms.
I'll I'll go stay in one of the other seven bedrooms.
I'll admit we got a little carried away, and it wasn't even all Franck's fault,
I'll admit we got a little carried away, and it wasn't even all Franck's fault,
I'll be able to do it again. I'm sure I can.
I'll be able to do it again. I'm sure I can.
I'll be filling in for Dr. Brooks today.
I'll be filling in for Dr. Brooks today.
I'll be rich as that Trump fella
I'll be rich as that Trump fella
I'm a grandfather.
I'm a grandfather.
I'm begging you. Sell me back my home.
I'm begging you. Sell me back my home.
I'm due September 4, Labor Day.
I'm due September 4, Labor Day.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm four foot six. I don't shave.
I'm four foot six. I don't shave.
I'm going to sing as loud as thunder
I'm going to sing as loud as thunder
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
I'm gonna be a grandmother.
I'm gonna go catch a few winks before I
I'm gonna go catch a few winks before I
I'm gonna miss you guys.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
I'm happy and I'm feeling nervous...
I'm happy and I'm feeling nervous...
I'm hot!
I'm hot!
I'm just You know, I'm just a, a regular Joe.
I'm just You know, I'm just a, a regular Joe.
I'm late. I'm weepy all the time. I'm hot and dizzy.
I'm late. I'm weepy all the time. I'm hot and dizzy.
I'm not gonna dig up that parakeet from the backyard.
I'm not gonna dig up that parakeet from the backyard.
I'm so happy that you like the room, George.
I'm so happy that you like the room, George.
I'm sorry I can't stay, George,
I'm sorry I can't stay, George,
I'm sorry, Dad, but I just thought it was another goofy idea like your hair.
I'm sorry, Dad, but I just thought it was another goofy idea like your hair.
I'm sure I'm gonna be fine. I hope.
I'm sure I'm gonna be fine. I hope.
I'm talking about the rest of it, like the next 18 years part.
I'm talking about the rest of it, like the next 18 years part.
I'm the one who's going to be having the baby.
I'm the one who's going to be having the baby.
I'm too tired to ''kovick ah.''
I'm too tired to ''kovick ah.''
I've delivered over the last 20 years?
I've delivered over the last 20 years?
I've gotta go. Yeah. And thank you so much, Bryan.
I've gotta go. Yeah. And thank you so much, Bryan.
I've never been through menopause before, you know.
I've never been through menopause before, you know.
If it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives, none of this would ever have happened.
If it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives, none of this would ever have happened.
If one more thing goes wrong with this house, we'll put it up for sale.
If one more thing goes wrong with this house, we'll put it up for sale.
If the baby's heart rate doesn't go up, how long does it take to
If the baby's heart rate doesn't go up, how long does it take to
If the same thing happened to me, you'd come with me anytime, anywhere.
If the same thing happened to me, you'd come with me anytime, anywhere.
Imagine running into you here of all places. This is our home away from home.
Imagine running into you here of all places. This is our home away from home.
In a minute.
In a minute.
In fact, do me a favor. Maybe you open it after I leave.
In fact, do me a favor. Maybe you open it after I leave.
In our sixties, when he graduates college.
In our sixties, when he graduates college.
In spite of myself, I had actually begun to grow somewhat fond of Bryan MacKenzie.
In spite of myself, I had actually begun to grow somewhat fond of Bryan MacKenzie.
Including the women in my life.
Including the women in my life.
Is that supposed to be me?
Is that supposed to be me?
Is that, uh, TV still on the blink? Because I have time now, I
Is that, uh, TV still on the blink? Because I have time now, I
Is there somethin' weird about that?
Is there somethin' weird about that?
Isn't it just amazing?
Isn't it just amazing?
It is if you want it to be. The new, permanent, young and improved...
It is if you want it to be. The new, permanent, young and improved...
It just seemed like a crazy time to move to sub zero weather and a city full of strangers,
It just seemed like a crazy time to move to sub zero weather and a city full of strangers,
It makes you look younger too, you know?
It makes you look younger too, you know?
It was about a year ago when it all started.
It was about a year ago when it all started.
It was at that moment, with my daughter in one arm and my grandson in the other,
It was at that moment, with my daughter in one arm and my grandson in the other,
It was going to be a long night. Just the four of us in the old MacKenzie mansion.
It was going to be a long night. Just the four of us in the old MacKenzie mansion.
It was like that old joke: ''All those who think they have it made, take one step forward.
It was like that old joke: ''All those who think they have it made, take one step forward.
It's a girl.
It's a girl.
It's about that time.
It's about that time.
It's almost over. Down to nothing. There we are.
It's almost over. Down to nothing. There we are.
It's an awfully long last name, George.
It's an awfully long last name, George.
It's just, uh, I have this funny pain. It's kinda sharp.
It's just, uh, I have this funny pain. It's kinda sharp.
It's like under that mellow, '90s Gap ad exterior of his...
It's like under that mellow, '90s Gap ad exterior of his...
It's so obvious. I don't know why I didn't realize it before.
It's so obvious. I don't know why I didn't realize it before.
It's wonderful. Give Annie a kiss for me.
It's wonderful. Give Annie a kiss for me.
Just You know what? Keep them. They're very mild.
Just You know what? Keep them. They're very mild.
Just because we're getting older, it doesn't mean that we're old. This is the '90s.
Just because we're getting older, it doesn't mean that we're old. This is the '90s.
Just Just Just try to remember, uh, what you feel right at this minute, okay?
Just Just Just try to remember, uh, what you feel right at this minute, okay?
Just like your kid, you know, at least in front of his friends.
Just like your kid, you know, at least in front of his friends.
Just promise me promise me you'll stay with Annie, George. She needs you.
Just promise me promise me you'll stay with Annie, George. She needs you.
Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
Just you and me at the old house.
Just you and me at the old house.
Keep breathing. It's almost over.
Keep breathing. It's almost over.
Kid's gonna love spending his adolescence in a retirement home.
Kid's gonna love spending his adolescence in a retirement home.
Kid's gonna sound like a law firm.
Kid's gonna sound like a law firm.
Kids, you're gonna have a baby.
Kids, you're gonna have a baby.
Leave your worries on the doorstep
Leave your worries on the doorstep
Leave your worries on the doorstep
Leave your worries on the doorstep
Left, right. Right.
Left, right. Right.
Leg cramps, backaches and cravings.
Leg cramps, backaches and cravings.
Let's not be so by the book, you know. Let's Let's be adventurous. Let's loosen up.
Let's not be so by the book, you know. Let's Let's be adventurous. Let's loosen up.
Life can be so sweet
Life can be so sweet
Life could be thrilling with one who's willing
Life could be thrilling with one who's willing
Life was hectic,
Life was hectic,
Life was sweet.
Life was sweet.
Little tin soldier Happy tin soldier
Little tin soldier Happy tin soldier
Living by their own philosophy
Living by their own philosophy
Lock the doors! Quick! Quick!
Lock the doors! Quick! Quick!
Look who's back from the dead.
Look who's back from the dead.
Look who's walking all by himself! Let's go over here, George.
Look who's walking all by himself! Let's go over here, George.
Look, Dad, I can dribble. Watch.
Look, Dad, I can dribble. Watch.
Married, working, happy;
Married, working, happy;
Matthew and I are gonna go to the cafeteria for some Coca Colas.
Matthew and I are gonna go to the cafeteria for some Coca Colas.
Maybe I'd take up fly fishing,
Maybe I'd take up fly fishing,
Megan if it's a girl, and Franck if it's a boy.
Megan if it's a girl, and Franck if it's a boy.
Megan, you wanna see the court? I don't think you've seen it yet.
Megan, you wanna see the court? I don't think you've seen it yet.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mom?
Mom?
Mother and daughter are pregnant together? Oh!
Mother and daughter are pregnant together? Oh!
Mr. Banks, I'm concerned your wife's going to need to be delivered in the next few minutes...
Mr. Banks, I'm concerned your wife's going to need to be delivered in the next few minutes...
Mr. Banks?
Mr. Banks?
Mr. Habib is willing to pay a generous bonus...
Mr. Habib is willing to pay a generous bonus...
Mr. Habib, please.
Mr. Habib, please.
Mr. Habib, you didn't tell me you were gonna tear down the house.
Mr. Habib, you didn't tell me you were gonna tear down the house.
My blouse.
My blouse.
My love has come along
My love has come along
My mission was to keep them calm and comfortable.
My mission was to keep them calm and comfortable.
My pleasure.
My pleasure.
My, my, my. This is a new and improved George Banks.
My, my, my. This is a new and improved George Banks.
New wives. Young wives. Just
New wives. Young wives. Just
Nina and Annie were doing great, right on schedule...
Nina and Annie were doing great, right on schedule...
Nina was glowing.
Nina was glowing.
Nina was less than thrilled about our abbreviated escrow.
Nina was less than thrilled about our abbreviated escrow.
Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room...
Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room...
Nina, come on. They're gonna be here any minute.
Nina, come on. They're gonna be here any minute.
Nina, George.
Nina, George.
Nina, get a grip. I'm not gonna go into hock...
Nina, get a grip. I'm not gonna go into hock...
Nina, listen. Matty's in school every day 'til 6:00.
Nina, listen. Matty's in school every day 'til 6:00.
Nina, this is this is no good. We got to get another doctor. She looks younger than Annie.
Nina, this is this is no good. We got to get another doctor. She looks younger than Annie.
Nina, you don't think Annie's been transferred back East, do you?
Nina, you don't think Annie's been transferred back East, do you?
Nina, your contractions are really close together...
Nina, your contractions are really close together...
No, it's just that I was beginning to feel like we were approaching...
No, it's just that I was beginning to feel like we were approaching...
No, no, Franck. Not this time. No more parties. No way. N O.
No, no, Franck. Not this time. No more parties. No way. N O.
No, no, I'm fine.
No, no, I'm fine.
No, no, no, no. My My daughter's in labor. My son in law's not here.
No, no, no, no. My My daughter's in labor. My son in law's not here.
No, your kid's uncle or aunt.
No, your kid's uncle or aunt.
No. I mean, I assume this is absolutely routine. I don't know, honey.
No. I mean, I assume this is absolutely routine. I don't know, honey.
No. No, sir. You may not be excused.
No. No, sir. You may not be excused.
Not counting the two I delivered this morning.
Not counting the two I delivered this morning.
Not from the moment I laid eyes on him.
Not from the moment I laid eyes on him.
Not one that's spacious and wide
Not one that's spacious and wide
Not swishes! Just goes in! Well.
Not swishes! Just goes in! Well.
Not to mention, we will be like the oldest parents ever at the starting gate.
Not to mention, we will be like the oldest parents ever at the starting gate.
Not yet. They're from my country. They're not exactly legal.
Not yet. They're from my country. They're not exactly legal.
Nothing's been decided yet, Dad. It's just that...
Nothing's been decided yet, Dad. It's just that...
Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?
Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?
Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?
Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?
Now you're telling me you wanna sell the place?
Now you're telling me you wanna sell the place?
Now, at least going to the movies, that'll be economical.
Now, at least going to the movies, that'll be economical.
Now, I know you, and I know it takes you a long time to work these things out.
Now, I know you, and I know it takes you a long time to work these things out.
Now, I'm okay. I can handle this. Can you?
Now, I'm okay. I can handle this. Can you?
Now, I've mapped out the various routes to the hospital. We can, uh Oh, it's just, uh
Now, I've mapped out the various routes to the hospital. We can, uh Oh, it's just, uh
Now, the way she's going, your baby could be born before your grandchild.
Now, the way she's going, your baby could be born before your grandchild.
Now, you want to double that, I consider selling back.
Now, you want to double that, I consider selling back.
Of ''Every party has a pooper'' that I got woozy again.
Of ''Every party has a pooper'' that I got woozy again.
Of course she's feeling all right. Look at her. She never looked better.
Of course she's feeling all right. Look at her. She never looked better.
Of course. I will hang in until I hear those babies cry.
Of course. I will hang in until I hear those babies cry.
Off the bed! Come on! Off!
Off the bed! Come on! Off!
Oh, all right. One more kiss, you maniac.
Oh, all right. One more kiss, you maniac.
Oh, believe me, Nina, you can jack up an escrow six months, if you need to.
Oh, believe me, Nina, you can jack up an escrow six months, if you need to.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, but, honey, I don't wanna be left alone in this big room. I don't feel good.
Oh, but, honey, I don't wanna be left alone in this big room. I don't feel good.
Oh, by eight years. You're much younger than Jack Nicholson.
Oh, by eight years. You're much younger than Jack Nicholson.
Oh, George, don't do this! I am not a husband! I am not a father! I'm not a 9 1 1 man!
Oh, George, don't do this! I am not a husband! I am not a father! I'm not a 9 1 1 man!
Oh, George, honey. It's really happening. This is it. Now, Franck.
Oh, George, honey. It's really happening. This is it. Now, Franck.
Oh, George, I haven't packed my bag.
Oh, George, I haven't packed my bag.
Oh, George, you need your rest. You do.
Oh, George, you need your rest. You do.
Oh, George! I have a great idea.
Oh, George! I have a great idea.
Oh, gosh, that must be him.
Oh, gosh, that must be him.
Oh, hey, you're wearing Sidekicks.
Oh, hey, you're wearing Sidekicks.
Oh, I haven't slept in three days. You know, I try to sleep at work,
Oh, I haven't slept in three days. You know, I try to sleep at work,
Oh, I know what's wrong with me.
Oh, I know what's wrong with me.
Oh, I know. I have an idea. What if after they fall asleep, you just lift them off?
Oh, I know. I have an idea. What if after they fall asleep, you just lift them off?
Oh, I love that so much! Mother of the bride and a mommy! Get out of town!
Oh, I love that so much! Mother of the bride and a mommy! Get out of town!
Oh, I see. You're not happy that your daughter is going to be having a baby?
Oh, I see. You're not happy that your daughter is going to be having a baby?
Oh, I'm so naive.
Oh, I'm so naive.
Oh, man. This was a life curve I was not ready for.
Oh, man. This was a life curve I was not ready for.
Oh, Mom, did you get a picture of the tree?
Oh, Mom, did you get a picture of the tree?
Oh, Mr. Lemisch.
Oh, Mr. Lemisch.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, Nina. You can't be going through menopause. My mother went through menopause.
Oh, Nina. You can't be going through menopause. My mother went through menopause.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Their kid will be your brother or sister and our kid's cousin?
Oh, no, no, no, no. Their kid will be your brother or sister and our kid's cousin?
Oh, no, no, no. I don't take sleeping pills.
Oh, no, no, no. I don't take sleeping pills.
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, I'm perfectly fine.
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, I'm perfectly fine.
Oh, no. Oh, George. We're almost there!
Oh, no. Oh, George. We're almost there!
Oh, now my stomach hurts. Where'd you put my Tums?
Oh, now my stomach hurts. Where'd you put my Tums?
Oh, okay Oh. Whoa.
Oh, okay Oh. Whoa.
Oh, please. That was a stupid nothing. I mean, that was a moment of pure insanity.
Oh, please. That was a stupid nothing. I mean, that was a moment of pure insanity.
Oh, Sally, hi. I have the best news. Guess what.
Oh, Sally, hi. I have the best news. Guess what.
Oh, so we're too old for this. ls that what you're trying to tell me, George?
Oh, so we're too old for this. ls that what you're trying to tell me, George?
Oh, so we're too old for this. ls that what you're trying to tell me, George?
Oh, so we're too old for this. ls that what you're trying to tell me, George?
Oh, sure. Anything you say, George. You're the boss.
Oh, sure. Anything you say, George. You're the boss.
Oh, that's good. That's good!
Oh, that's good. That's good!
Oh, there they are. I just I just don't wanna hear the word ''Boston,'' that's all.
Oh, there they are. I just I just don't wanna hear the word ''Boston,'' that's all.
Oh, uh, hi.
Oh, uh, hi.
Oh, uh, Mr. Habib, this is my daughter Annie.
Oh, uh, Mr. Habib, this is my daughter Annie.
Oh, well, coming from you, George Banks, that that means a lot.
Oh, well, coming from you, George Banks, that that means a lot.
Oh, well, good! Honey, dinner's ready.
Oh, well, good! Honey, dinner's ready.
Oh, what are Vatsnik anyway? I've never heard of it. Are they prescription?
Oh, what are Vatsnik anyway? I've never heard of it. Are they prescription?
Oh, when the saints go marchin' in
Oh, when the saints go marchin' in
Oh, when the saints go marchin' in
Oh, when the saints go marchin' in
Oh, when the sun refuse to shine
Oh, when the sun refuse to shine
Oh, when the sun refuse to shine
Oh, when the sun refuse to shine
Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
Oh, yeah, of course, a a house is definitely good.
Oh, yeah, of course, a a house is definitely good.
Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just lift 'em off. What are you, nuts?
Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just lift 'em off. What are you, nuts?
Oh, yeah! Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Oh, yeah! Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah. I got it. Somewhere.
Oh, yeah. I got it. Somewhere.
Oh, yeah. Okay. He's going to be fine. Don't you worry.
Oh, yeah. Okay. He's going to be fine. Don't you worry.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! He got me.
Oh! He got me.
Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Gotta go get dinner.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Gotta go get dinner.
Oh! Ow!
Oh! Ow!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh, George.
Oh. Oh, George.
Oh. Oh, God.
Oh. Oh, God.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Would you tell Nina she has a grandson?
Oh. Would you tell Nina she has a grandson?
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh! Oh.
Ohh! Oh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Okay, come on, guys. Get off. Let's go. Off.
Okay, come on, guys. Get off. Let's go. Off.
Okay, George, this is it. The baby suite is finished.
Okay, George, this is it. The baby suite is finished.
Okay, gimme a kiss. Gimme a kiss. I love you.
Okay, gimme a kiss. Gimme a kiss. I love you.
Okay, hang in there. A little more.
Okay, hang in there. A little more.
Okay, I'll make ya a deal.
Okay, I'll make ya a deal.
Okay, keep breathing. You're gonna be just fine.
Okay, keep breathing. You're gonna be just fine.
Okay, let's finish your science project.
Okay, let's finish your science project.
Okay, let's go across the hall. I'll see what's going on.
Okay, let's go across the hall. I'll see what's going on.
Okay, okay. Any day now!
Okay, okay. Any day now!
Okay, open up.
Okay, open up.
Okay, the worst is over.
Okay, the worst is over.
Okay, the worst is over. Almost gone, honey.
Okay, the worst is over. Almost gone, honey.
Okay, well, remember. If you're ever up for a 3:00 a.m. feeding, it'll be 6:00 in Boston.
Okay, well, remember. If you're ever up for a 3:00 a.m. feeding, it'll be 6:00 in Boston.
Okay, you're doing great. Just breathe in. And now breathe out.
Okay, you're doing great. Just breathe in. And now breathe out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. I'm okay.
Okay. Okay. I'm okay.
Okay. We'll be right down.
Okay. We'll be right down.
Okay. Why don't you go congratulate Mrs. Banks and I'll check on Annie.
Okay. Why don't you go congratulate Mrs. Banks and I'll check on Annie.
On the sunny side of the street
On the sunny side of the street
Once I get her in the operating room, I can have the baby out in 60 seconds if I have to.
Once I get her in the operating room, I can have the baby out in 60 seconds if I have to.
One person from my level to be part of a design team...
One person from my level to be part of a design team...
One would have thought nothing on earth could have topped this moment.
One would have thought nothing on earth could have topped this moment.
One, two,
One, two,
Only problem was, I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina.
Only problem was, I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina.
Ouch. O U C H.
Ouch. O U C H.
Peggy Lipton.
Peggy Lipton.
People, please, we got a pregnant lady here. Can we get a move on?
People, please, we got a pregnant lady here. Can we get a move on?
Perfect timing, huh? Labor Day. You know, we should go now.
Perfect timing, huh? Labor Day. You know, we should go now.
Perfect. She's just perfect.
Perfect. She's just perfect.
Phil, look at me. I'm about to be a grandfather.
Phil, look at me. I'm about to be a grandfather.
Plan ''F,'' uh, route ''B.''
Plan ''F,'' uh, route ''B.''
Please pass the rolls.
Please pass the rolls.
Please, George. I mean, now you wanna live at the beach?
Please, George. I mean, now you wanna live at the beach?
Plus, to live in Boston. I love Boston.
Plus, to live in Boston. I love Boston.
Preg
Preg
Prop that pillow up under my foot, would you please?
Prop that pillow up under my foot, would you please?
Really, Dad, I can handle this now. You stay with Mom.
Really, Dad, I can handle this now. You stay with Mom.
Really, George? You?
Really, George? You?
Really, George. They have more money than we had at their age.
Really, George. They have more money than we had at their age.
Refreshed and replenished and ''roaring'' to go.
Refreshed and replenished and ''roaring'' to go.
Remember, you told me I'd know you because you'd be wearing that red turtleneck?
Remember, you told me I'd know you because you'd be wearing that red turtleneck?
Right turn here. Right!
Right turn here. Right!
Right. And now with an attitude.
Right. And now with an attitude.
See you, George.
See you, George.
See, I demolish house, build two in its place. This a great piece of land.
See, I demolish house, build two in its place. This a great piece of land.
See?
See?
Sell the house back to me! I still have your check here in my wallet.
Sell the house back to me! I still have your check here in my wallet.
Seven thousand
Seven thousand
She said it took years off my face.
She said it took years off my face.
She's been kind of emotional lately.
She's been kind of emotional lately.
She's perfect.
She's perfect.
She's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a fetal monitor.
She's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a fetal monitor.
Slow down, kids. This is our stop.
Slow down, kids. This is our stop.
So all you guys, get a move on!
So all you guys, get a move on!
So Bryan doesn't wanna go?
So Bryan doesn't wanna go?
So how 'bout you? Nothing is wrong, I hopes? Your health is good?
So how 'bout you? Nothing is wrong, I hopes? Your health is good?
So I come down here, I valet park, and bongo, Cher Bono.
So I come down here, I valet park, and bongo, Cher Bono.
So I take a half a Vatsnik, close my eyes, and I wake up a new man,
So I take a half a Vatsnik, close my eyes, and I wake up a new man,
So I thought I'd take a couple of very mild sleeping pills.
So I thought I'd take a couple of very mild sleeping pills.
So I'm just gonna check now to see what kind of progress you're making, okay?
So I'm just gonna check now to see what kind of progress you're making, okay?
So in answer to your question, I'm very happy!
So in answer to your question, I'm very happy!
So just come on. Let's go! I mean it. Amscray!
So just come on. Let's go! I mean it. Amscray!
So just, um, just remind her now to relax between contractions, okay?
So just, um, just remind her now to relax between contractions, okay?
So tell us, have you thought of any names for the baby yet?
So tell us, have you thought of any names for the baby yet?
So what do you think? You think we have the stamina to have a baby?
So what do you think? You think we have the stamina to have a baby?
So what is it, Annie? What's the news?
So what is it, Annie? What's the news?
So what is it? Did he find anything?
So what is it? Did he find anything?
So what's going on? What'd the doctor say?
So what's going on? What'd the doctor say?
So when's your baby due, Mrs. Banks?
So when's your baby due, Mrs. Banks?
So, any news at work? Any Any news? Any anything?
So, any news at work? Any Any news? Any anything?
So, do you wanna, you know
So, do you wanna, you know
So, ju You just
So, ju You just
So, our kids will be what? Not brother and sister. That's wrong.
So, our kids will be what? Not brother and sister. That's wrong.
So, uh, tell us. Uh, what is it? We can handle it.
So, uh, tell us. Uh, what is it? We can handle it.
So, well, here you are. And, uh, here you go.
So, well, here you are. And, uh, here you go.
So, why don't we drop this Banks MacKenzie business and...
So, why don't we drop this Banks MacKenzie business and...
So, you know, don't hesitate.
So, you know, don't hesitate.
Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant
Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant
Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant
Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant
Some like the high road
Some like the high road
Something showed up on my blood test that was too horrible to tell me over the phone,
Something showed up on my blood test that was too horrible to tell me over the phone,
Soon I'd be a father with one kid married and the other off in college.
Soon I'd be a father with one kid married and the other off in college.
Sorry to interrupt.
Sorry to interrupt.
Sorry, George. I didn't mean to be so lame.
Sorry, George. I didn't mean to be so lame.
Sorry, Maple Drive's closed. You'll have to use the detour.
Sorry, Maple Drive's closed. You'll have to use the detour.
Sounds corny and seedy But, yes, indeedy
Sounds corny and seedy But, yes, indeedy
Still trying to redeem myself,
Still trying to redeem myself,
Stood in the window and I watched you walk to that booth in the back.
Stood in the window and I watched you walk to that booth in the back.
Stop acting like this isn't happening.
Stop acting like this isn't happening.
Stop! Stop that ball! Stop it! Stop that!
Stop! Stop that ball! Stop it! Stop that!
Sure I may have been a little out of shape, but I was still young.
Sure I may have been a little out of shape, but I was still young.
Take care!
Take care!
Tell her I'm fine, all right? Oh, boy.
Tell her I'm fine, all right? Oh, boy.
Th Thank you, Matthew. We realize that. We We also like Phoebe and Sophie.
Th Thank you, Matthew. We realize that. We We also like Phoebe and Sophie.
Thank you, honey. Oh!
Thank you, honey. Oh!
Thank you, yes. Oh, and George,
Thank you, yes. Oh, and George,
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks for marrying me, Nina.
Thanks for marrying me, Nina.
Thanks for telling me this, George.
Thanks for telling me this, George.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That big parenting finishing line.
That big parenting finishing line.
That he and Annie have some important news to tell us.
That he and Annie have some important news to tell us.
That I realized life isn't gonna get much better than this.
That I realized life isn't gonna get much better than this.
That I wouldn't be the same for the next one.
That I wouldn't be the same for the next one.
That is not funny, George. I'm not gonna listen to you.
That is not funny, George. I'm not gonna listen to you.
That this was a possibility one day, and Bryan knew it too.
That this was a possibility one day, and Bryan knew it too.
That was short, but horrible.
That was short, but horrible.
That's a good dog. Oh!
That's a good dog. Oh!
That's all. Okay, here we are, honey.
That's all. Okay, here we are, honey.
That's exactly what I said.
That's exactly what I said.
That's gonna design the new Boston Museum of Contemporary Art, and she picked me.
That's gonna design the new Boston Museum of Contemporary Art, and she picked me.
That's it.
That's it.
That's my girl. That's my girl.
That's my girl. That's my girl.
That's not what I was thinking.
That's not what I was thinking.
That's right, Grandma. I'm not.
That's right, Grandma. I'm not.
That's right, honey, because we won't be able to hear, right?
That's right, honey, because we won't be able to hear, right?
That's the big news? A house? Man, I thought you guys were gonna have a baby.
That's the big news? A house? Man, I thought you guys were gonna have a baby.
That's what we were hoping for.
That's what we were hoping for.
That's when I almost ran you over.
That's when I almost ran you over.
The Oh! The beach? Mr. Sunscreen?
The Oh! The beach? Mr. Sunscreen?
The baby has hiccups.
The baby has hiccups.
The baby is due July 26, and I like that 'cause that's a good even number.
The baby is due July 26, and I like that 'cause that's a good even number.
The baby's heart rate has dropped. Now, we're gonna watch it carefully...
The baby's heart rate has dropped. Now, we're gonna watch it carefully...
The best sleeping pill in the whole wide world. I swear by them.
The best sleeping pill in the whole wide world. I swear by them.
The doctor didn't give you any indication of why he wanted me to come with you?
The doctor didn't give you any indication of why he wanted me to come with you?
The doctor seems pretty together.
The doctor seems pretty together.
The girls fell right to sleep...
The girls fell right to sleep...
The guy paid you $15,000 extra to be out of the house in ten days?
The guy paid you $15,000 extra to be out of the house in ten days?
The Habibs would like to buy the house, George. It's exactly what they've been looking for.
The Habibs would like to buy the house, George. It's exactly what they've been looking for.
The one I always got when I did something for one of the kids that fell under the heading of,
The one I always got when I did something for one of the kids that fell under the heading of,
The one you showed up an hour late for?
The one you showed up an hour late for?
The stork was not only on his way, he was circling the neighborhood.
The stork was not only on his way, he was circling the neighborhood.
Then I told her I bought the new baby a present.
Then I told her I bought the new baby a present.
Then it dawned on me.
Then it dawned on me.
Then it'll be a week every other summer. Next thing you know, we're strangers.
Then it'll be a week every other summer. Next thing you know, we're strangers.
Then move aside, George, 'cause I going to level the place.
Then move aside, George, 'cause I going to level the place.
Then she said the great part. She said that she's been asked to select...
Then she said the great part. She said that she's been asked to select...
Then, uh, one thing leads to another. And then the next thing you know, hey.
Then, uh, one thing leads to another. And then the next thing you know, hey.
There she was, my Annie.
There she was, my Annie.
There we go. More ice.
There we go. More ice.
Therefore, the third trimester in the Banks family began...
Therefore, the third trimester in the Banks family began...
These contractions are really coming fast, honey.
These contractions are really coming fast, honey.
These women are my life.
These women are my life.
They They barely have a nest.
They They barely have a nest.
They were serious about selling the house.
They were serious about selling the house.
They'll have the same birthday.
They'll have the same birthday.
Things like this do not happen to men my age.
Things like this do not happen to men my age.
Think of it, buddy. After today, I'm out of your hair.
Think of it, buddy. After today, I'm out of your hair.
This chariot's gonna move. You gonna need a chair too?
This chariot's gonna move. You gonna need a chair too?
This is not the time to think about that! Let's get the head.
This is not the time to think about that! Let's get the head.
This is one of those moments, George. I can feel it.
This is one of those moments, George. I can feel it.
This is reality, George. Do me a favor, will ya, honey?
This is reality, George. Do me a favor, will ya, honey?
This is so exciting.
This is so exciting.
This is what I suggest. You must let me do the baby shower.
This is what I suggest. You must let me do the baby shower.
Those hors d'oeuvres look so great. I'm starving.
Those hors d'oeuvres look so great. I'm starving.
Those things roll off my knife
Those things roll off my knife
Those things roll off my knife
Those things roll off my knife
Three thousand,
Three thousand,
Three weeks.
Three weeks.
To be a farmer's wife
To be a farmer's wife
To give Annie a baby shower.
To give Annie a baby shower.
To me, she still seemed like a kid playing house.
To me, she still seemed like a kid playing house.
To the sunny side of the street
To the sunny side of the street
To which he said I was nuts, and that all he meant was that with us having a new baby,
To which he said I was nuts, and that all he meant was that with us having a new baby,
To your Uncle George and your Aunt Nina now, all right?
To your Uncle George and your Aunt Nina now, all right?
Topped off by two surprise guests flown in for the occasion all the way from Vienna.
Topped off by two surprise guests flown in for the occasion all the way from Vienna.
Travel to exotic places, climb Mount Everest.
Travel to exotic places, climb Mount Everest.
Turning our home into the only igloo in San Marino.
Turning our home into the only igloo in San Marino.
Uh oh. Mom! Dad!
Uh oh. Mom! Dad!
Uh, Jake is a great name.
Uh, Jake is a great name.
Uh, now, you all have my beeper number just in case.
Uh, now, you all have my beeper number just in case.
Uh, she had her wedding here at this house.
Uh, she had her wedding here at this house.
Uh, you explain that I pay big money if he sell now. Very big bonus.
Uh, you explain that I pay big money if he sell now. Very big bonus.
Uh, you too.
Uh, you too.
Uh. I got it. I know I have it.
Uh. I got it. I know I have it.
Um, Annie, I I realize that that
Um, Annie, I I realize that that
Very close shave, George. Yes, make out, please, to the Habib Group.
Very close shave, George. Yes, make out, please, to the Habib Group.
Very good. Don't nobody look at them.
Very good. Don't nobody look at them.
Was an unexpected visitor.
Was an unexpected visitor.
Watching you sip your water and talk to the waiter,
Watching you sip your water and talk to the waiter,
We are named well, George. Don't let the other kids tease you. It's a good, solid name.
We are named well, George. Don't let the other kids tease you. It's a good, solid name.
We called Bryan and he checked out of his hotel, but nobody knows where he is.
We called Bryan and he checked out of his hotel, but nobody knows where he is.
We can be there in 17 minutes. Annie, don't worry. We got everything under control.
We can be there in 17 minutes. Annie, don't worry. We got everything under control.
We go to work! Come, come! Go, go!
We go to work! Come, come! Go, go!
We got home just as the sun came up.
We got home just as the sun came up.
We got lights and everything. We can play at night, one on one, just you and me.
We got lights and everything. We can play at night, one on one, just you and me.
We had everything you'd expect when you're expecting:
We had everything you'd expect when you're expecting:
We have no problem with nobody! Just ''leaf'' us alone!
We have no problem with nobody! Just ''leaf'' us alone!
We haven't even practiced that Lamaze stuff yet. It's just
We haven't even practiced that Lamaze stuff yet. It's just
We think two last names is a lot for a little kid to deal with.
We think two last names is a lot for a little kid to deal with.
We will, Dad.
We will, Dad.
We'll be back before you know it.
We'll be back before you know it.
We'll be those relatives out in California.
We'll be those relatives out in California.
We'll call ya.
We'll call ya.
We'll still see each other all the time. You'll just be an airplane ride away.
We'll still see each other all the time. You'll just be an airplane ride away.
We're bonding here, aren't we?
We're bonding here, aren't we?
We're clippin' along, George.
We're clippin' along, George.
We're gonna get through this together.
We're gonna get through this together.
We're gonna have a baby tonight.
We're gonna have a baby tonight.
We're just names on a Christmas card list.
We're just names on a Christmas card list.
We're not as young as you think we are.
We're not as young as you think we are.
We're on our way!
We're on our way!
We're on our way! All right. Now oh, now we're clippin'.
We're on our way! All right. Now oh, now we're clippin'.
We're ready.
We're ready.
We're still okay.
We're still okay.
We've been coming up with alternative last names.
We've been coming up with alternative last names.
We've lived here 18 years. I don't know if we can get every
We've lived here 18 years. I don't know if we can get every
Welcome to babyland.
Welcome to babyland.
Well, anyway, good bye, sweetie.
Well, anyway, good bye, sweetie.
Well, at least he'll sleep, you know. Matthew, help me get him into the living room.
Well, at least he'll sleep, you know. Matthew, help me get him into the living room.
Well, exactly, and probably at my age.
Well, exactly, and probably at my age.
Well, good. Hmm? Oh! Oh, he got me.
Well, good. Hmm? Oh! Oh, he got me.
Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course. Any name on my side will do.
Well, he doesn't have to be named John, of course. Any name on my side will do.
Well, he said that he understood that career wise it was great for me,
Well, he said that he understood that career wise it was great for me,
Well, hi.
Well, hi.
Well, honey, as it turns out, my, my blood tests are fine.
Well, honey, as it turns out, my, my blood tests are fine.
Well, I am always fixing, you know. A nip, a tuck, a little suction.
Well, I am always fixing, you know. A nip, a tuck, a little suction.
Well, I don't think that's any sillier than dropping the Banks.
Well, I don't think that's any sillier than dropping the Banks.
Well, I guess we gotta go.
Well, I guess we gotta go.
Well, I happy I could help.
Well, I happy I could help.
Well, if it's a boy, we like Cody, Cooper, Riley or Wyatt.
Well, if it's a boy, we like Cody, Cooper, Riley or Wyatt.
Well, it's just the first time the whole family's been together since the baby and everything.
Well, it's just the first time the whole family's been together since the baby and everything.
Well, men do those kinds of things, George.
Well, men do those kinds of things, George.
Well, Nina, let's be honest. I mean, just because a man wears sneakers, it doesn't make him a teenager.
Well, Nina, let's be honest. I mean, just because a man wears sneakers, it doesn't make him a teenager.
Well, nine months ago to be exact.
Well, nine months ago to be exact.
Well, no, no, no, no. A house is fine.
Well, no, no, no, no. A house is fine.
Well, she did say she wanted some ice. I could take this to her and be back in two seconds.
Well, she did say she wanted some ice. I could take this to her and be back in two seconds.
Well, she's doing good. How 'bout you?
Well, she's doing good. How 'bout you?
Well, that is up to you, George.
Well, that is up to you, George.
Well, that's not exactly what happened.
Well, that's not exactly what happened.
Well, the ones we like best are Zineman, Zenkman and Mannis.
Well, the ones we like best are Zineman, Zenkman and Mannis.
Well, they live far enough away as it is.
Well, they live far enough away as it is.
Well, uh, sh she's, uh You're not gonna believe this.
Well, uh, sh she's, uh You're not gonna believe this.
Well, we don't know exactly for sure where yet, but, uh, we're thinking of maybe the beach.
Well, we don't know exactly for sure where yet, but, uh, we're thinking of maybe the beach.
Well, what do you mean, make love?
Well, what do you mean, make love?
Well, you can't get any cooler than Jack Nicholson. That's a good one. Go on.
Well, you can't get any cooler than Jack Nicholson. That's a good one. Go on.
Well, you don't think he could be like, you know, wrong or something, do you?
Well, you don't think he could be like, you know, wrong or something, do you?
Well, you know, with the traffic and everything.
Well, you know, with the traffic and everything.
Well.
Well.
What ''we,'' kemo sabe? It's not our baby. lt doesn't need its own room in our house.
What ''we,'' kemo sabe? It's not our baby. lt doesn't need its own room in our house.
What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?
What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?
What are you doing? What are you doing? Hey! Where you going?
What are you doing? What are you doing? Hey! Where you going?
What do you mean, honey? For the actual pregnancy?
What do you mean, honey? For the actual pregnancy?
What dreams are made of! Look what I have for you!
What dreams are made of! Look what I have for you!
What I would do is I'd push those windows out and let sweet San Marino light fill in.
What I would do is I'd push those windows out and let sweet San Marino light fill in.
What if Franck did the baby shower for us?
What if Franck did the baby shower for us?
What if she doesn't get the baby out in time?
What if she doesn't get the baby out in time?
What if something goes wrong? I mean, how much experience...
What if something goes wrong? I mean, how much experience...
What if they need you, and you're walking into walls?
What if they need you, and you're walking into walls?
What is this? What am I wearing?
What is this? What am I wearing?
What planet? The planet of not wanting to die by a drive by shooting!
What planet? The planet of not wanting to die by a drive by shooting!
What was so grand about it anyway?
What was so grand about it anyway?
What was so grand about it anyway?
What was so grand about it anyway?
What we didn't expect one sleepy night...
What we didn't expect one sleepy night...
What, uh, what time is it? It's, uh All right, it's 11:36. 11:36.
What, uh, what time is it? It's, uh All right, it's 11:36. 11:36.
What? I thought you liked Franck now.
What? I thought you liked Franck now.
What? What? What is it? Somebody tell me what's going on.
What? What? What is it? Somebody tell me what's going on.
What? What's wrong with you?
What? What's wrong with you?
What's going on? What's wrong?
What's going on? What's wrong?
What's the matter with you anyway? You didn't say a word during dinner.
What's the matter with you anyway? You didn't say a word during dinner.
What's the matter with you anyway? You didn't say a word during dinner.
What's the matter with you anyway? You didn't say a word during dinner.
What's the matter, George? You look a little pooped.
What's the matter, George? You look a little pooped.
When I was leaving work today, my boss calls me in, tells me what a great job I'm doing...
When I was leaving work today, my boss calls me in, tells me what a great job I'm doing...
When we were at that party with those people from whatcha callit,
When we were at that party with those people from whatcha callit,
Where ya goin', man?
Where ya goin', man?
Where's my chart?
Where's my chart?
Who knew? You know, it was a rainy afternoon.
Who knew? You know, it was a rainy afternoon.
Why are you calling me by my maiden name, you big jerk?
Why are you calling me by my maiden name, you big jerk?
Why mess around with strife
Why mess around with strife
Why must I always be the only feminist in this family?
Why must I always be the only feminist in this family?
Why? You still feel sick?
Why? You still feel sick?
Will $5,000 do the trick?
Will $5,000 do the trick?
With a remodel of what we now affectionately called ''the baby's suite.''
With a remodel of what we now affectionately called ''the baby's suite.''
With my blues on parade
With my blues on parade
With the name Cooper Banks MacKenzie?
With the name Cooper Banks MacKenzie?
Women my age are doing Geritol ads and Fixodent commercials.
Women my age are doing Geritol ads and Fixodent commercials.
Wonderful champagne, George. Dom Perignon. What are we celebrating?
Wonderful champagne, George. Dom Perignon. What are we celebrating?
Y You're not considering any family names?
Y You're not considering any family names?
Yeah, but our kid will probably be more comfortable calling us Grandma and Grandpa...
Yeah, but our kid will probably be more comfortable calling us Grandma and Grandpa...
Yeah, Dad, don't go too far. We may need you.
Yeah, Dad, don't go too far. We may need you.
Yeah, Dad. Good night.
Yeah, Dad. Good night.
Yeah, sure, I can talk about it. It's not, you know It's fine.
Yeah, sure, I can talk about it. It's not, you know It's fine.
Yeah, that happy tune is your step
Yeah, that happy tune is your step
Yeah, well, they're the best.
Yeah, well, they're the best.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. George?
Yeah. George?
Yeah. Well, I guess I I better get back.
Yeah. Well, I guess I I better get back.
Yep, I was a happy man.
Yep, I was a happy man.
Yes, I am. Annie, actually, everything looks real good here,
Yes, I am. Annie, actually, everything looks real good here,
Yes, I am. That's very funny. Ha, ha, ha. You're obviously a comedian.
Yes, I am. That's very funny. Ha, ha, ha. You're obviously a comedian.
Yes, isn't the first son supposed to be named after the paternal grandfather?
Yes, isn't the first son supposed to be named after the paternal grandfather?
Yes, thank you. I will. I'm just not used to all this hod rodding business.
Yes, thank you. I will. I'm just not used to all this hod rodding business.
Yes, the hospital. I'll drive you there.
Yes, the hospital. I'll drive you there.
Yes, when you can move? We need house a week from Wednesday.
Yes, when you can move? We need house a week from Wednesday.
Yes, yes, okay. I know.
Yes, yes, okay. I know.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes. Good.
Yes. Good.
You all right? Now just breathe in and out.
You all right? Now just breathe in and out.
You better get going if you're gonna get to Phoenix before dark.
You better get going if you're gonna get to Phoenix before dark.
You bought a house, right? A place you can remodel a little closer to home?
You bought a house, right? A place you can remodel a little closer to home?
You don't know what you're asking, sir. I am the cheapest man alive.
You don't know what you're asking, sir. I am the cheapest man alive.
You guys, these are from the tree that we carved our initials...
You guys, these are from the tree that we carved our initials...
You guys! That is so unfunny.
You guys! That is so unfunny.
You had a red ribbon tied in your hair.
You had a red ribbon tied in your hair.
You have my word on it.
You have my word on it.
You know, 'cause let's face it. We're gonna be in our fifties when he's in preschool.
You know, 'cause let's face it. We're gonna be in our fifties when he's in preschool.
You know, I just realized something.
You know, I just realized something.
You know, I look in the mirror and I say, ''Hello. Looking sad.''
You know, I look in the mirror and I say, ''Hello. Looking sad.''
You know, I think Oh, boy, I think I just gotta
You know, I think Oh, boy, I think I just gotta
You know, I was I was just adjusting to being a grandfather!
You know, I was I was just adjusting to being a grandfather!
You know, if we can still see by then.
You know, if we can still see by then.
You know, it's pretty cool, actually. If they both deliver before midnight,
You know, it's pretty cool, actually. If they both deliver before midnight,
You know, Nina, you're very beautiful.
You know, Nina, you're very beautiful.
You know, regular Joes don't have, have babies at my age!
You know, regular Joes don't have, have babies at my age!
You know, we could sell this place in a second.
You know, we could sell this place in a second.
You know, we haven't even locked in on any names yet.
You know, we haven't even locked in on any names yet.
You never wants to have any fun. Close those eyes.
You never wants to have any fun. Close those eyes.
You never wants to have fun, George. And you never change.
You never wants to have fun, George. And you never change.
You old son of a gun.
You old son of a gun.
You old son of a gun.
You old son of a gun.
You see this pathway?
You see this pathway?
You showed up as I was pulling away from the restaurant.
You showed up as I was pulling away from the restaurant.
You sold the house? Dad.
You sold the house? Dad.
You too.
You too.
You wanna make a profit on something you owned for one day?
You wanna make a profit on something you owned for one day?
You want me to take out a loan on something I owned free and clear just 24 hours ago?
You want me to take out a loan on something I owned free and clear just 24 hours ago?
You were the one that always told me to go for my dreams, never to settle.
You were the one that always told me to go for my dreams, never to settle.
You win. One hundred thousand dollars.
You win. One hundred thousand dollars.
You'd think I could tell the difference between labor pains and indigestion.
You'd think I could tell the difference between labor pains and indigestion.
You're absolutely right, George. Anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie.
You're absolutely right, George. Anything is fine as long as it goes with MacKenzie.
You're at work. I'm at work. You know, let's get rid of it.
You're at work. I'm at work. You know, let's get rid of it.
You're gonna be a grandpappala.
You're gonna be a grandpappala.
You're serious? You're really pregnant?
You're serious? You're really pregnant?
You're so hilarious, George. You're so hilarious. You're so sensitive.
You're so hilarious, George. You're so hilarious. You're so sensitive.
You're, uh Y You're, uh Y You re You're gonna, uh, actually
You're, uh Y You're, uh Y You re You're gonna, uh, actually
Your baby's first picture.
Your baby's first picture.
Your baby's gonna have an alternative last name? Like, what, Smith or Jones?
Your baby's gonna have an alternative last name? Like, what, Smith or Jones?
Your path, your fence, your memories.
Your path, your fence, your memories.
Your wish came true. I'm gonna have a baby!
Your wish came true. I'm gonna have a baby!
3:00 a.m. feedings and diapers and car seats and Mister Rogers and vomiting.
3:00 a.m. feedings and diapers and car seats and Mister Rogers and vomiting.
'Ca If you don't wanna, it's okay, 'cause I could just make up the sofa. No, no, that's it's okay.
'Ca If you don't wanna, it's okay, 'cause I could just make up the sofa. No, no, that's it's okay.
A house? Is that it? Well
A house? Is that it? Well
A little stickied up, you know. Kinda hip! In their number
A little stickied up, you know. Kinda hip! In their number
adjusting the pillow behind my back? Sure, sure.
adjusting the pillow behind my back? Sure, sure.
After the shower, Thank you.
After the shower, Thank you.
Ah, what perfect timing. We were just about to depart ourselves. Hi, Nina.
Ah, what perfect timing. We were just about to depart ourselves. Hi, Nina.
Ah, what perfect timing. We were just about to depart ourselves. Hi, Nina.
Ah, what perfect timing. We were just about to depart ourselves. Hi, Nina.
all in the refrigerator and marked. That's nice.
all in the refrigerator and marked. That's nice.
All right! Stop! Stop! Stop!
All right! Stop! Stop! Stop!
All right. Drumroll, if you please.
All right. Drumroll, if you please.
All right. You just, uh You just stay there. Dad, you should
All right. You just, uh You just stay there. Dad, you should
All right. All right. Just tell me when it's over, will you?
All right. All right. Just tell me when it's over, will you?
All right. Here you go, Mr. Banks. Oh, I'm all right. George?
All right. Here you go, Mr. Banks. Oh, I'm all right. George?
and Annie was two days past hers. Howard! Howard!
and Annie was two days past hers. Howard! Howard!
and get the baby out. Oh, George.
and get the baby out. Oh, George.
And he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal. George!
And he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal. George!
and he'd move anywhere you got a job? Yes.
and he'd move anywhere you got a job? Yes.
And I just stood there, Excuse me.
And I just stood there, Excuse me.
And Mr. Banks can stay with Annie. Oh, I'll be right back.
And Mr. Banks can stay with Annie. Oh, I'll be right back.
and obviously I can't be in two places at once. Right.
and obviously I can't be in two places at once. Right.
And quit standing on my shutters! Sorry.
And quit standing on my shutters! Sorry.
and stronger, I might add, George Stanley Banks. I
and stronger, I might add, George Stanley Banks. I
and the ultrasound photo. Oh.
and the ultrasound photo. Oh.
And then I'll meet you in the waiting room, all right? Of course! No problem! Yes.
And then I'll meet you in the waiting room, all right? Of course! No problem! Yes.
And who, may I ask, is the father? George!
And who, may I ask, is the father? George!
And you can count on me. Okay.
And you can count on me. Okay.
And you're Annie's Oh. Parents.
And you're Annie's Oh. Parents.
And you've been telling me how old we are. Well, we're obviously not too old, honey.
And you've been telling me how old we are. Well, we're obviously not too old, honey.
Annie, can I steal your dad for a second? Yeah.
Annie, can I steal your dad for a second? Yeah.
Anything. What? W Well, I need you to help me. Can you hang in here with me?
Anything. What? W Well, I need you to help me. Can you hang in here with me?
Are you Are you in a hurry? Oh, not at all. No. We have plenty of time.
Are you Are you in a hurry? Oh, not at all. No. We have plenty of time.
Are you all right? He took them both? You gave him sleeping pills?
Are you all right? He took them both? You gave him sleeping pills?
Are you okay? Don't worry about it. That can happen.
Are you okay? Don't worry about it. That can happen.
Are you sure? Yes. I'm gonna have this baby tonight.
Are you sure? Yes. I'm gonna have this baby tonight.
Baby's been kicking a lot. Annie and Nina were in their second trimesters.
Baby's been kicking a lot. Annie and Nina were in their second trimesters.
Breathe out. I can't.
Breathe out. I can't.
Bryan! Annie!
Bryan! Annie!
Buddy, we got it covered. Are you doin' okay? Yeah, I think so.
Buddy, we got it covered. Are you doin' okay? Yeah, I think so.
Busy. Busy.
Busy. Busy.
But I miss the old George. Must you use that word?
But I miss the old George. Must you use that word?
But only by 31 days. Hey, younger is younger.
But only by 31 days. Hey, younger is younger.
By the time I passed them, he was gone. George!
By the time I passed them, he was gone. George!
Bye! Bye!
Bye! Bye!
Bye. Bye!
Bye. Bye!
Bye. I'll take him, George. Okay.
Bye. I'll take him, George. Okay.
Bye. We'll call you. Okay.
Bye. We'll call you. Okay.
Camp. Camp. Come on!
Camp. Camp. Come on!
Can I fix you a drink, George? No, thanks.
Can I fix you a drink, George? No, thanks.
Can I help in some way? No, no, no. We men can do it.
Can I help in some way? No, no, no. We men can do it.
Can I hold him? Huh? Yeah, sure.
Can I hold him? Huh? Yeah, sure.
Check. Ball in. Come on. Let's go.
Check. Ball in. Come on. Let's go.
Chloe? Ooh. Chloe? It's not even American.
Chloe? Ooh. Chloe? It's not even American.
Chop, chop, chop. Oh, you look beautiful. How are you, sir?
Chop, chop, chop. Oh, you look beautiful. How are you, sir?
Come in, please. Are you sure? Where's Matty?
Come in, please. Are you sure? Where's Matty?
Come on. No. No! Yes!
Come on. No. No! Yes!
Commence to start! Commence to start!
Commence to start! Commence to start!
Congratulations. Oh, this is so Thanks.
Congratulations. Oh, this is so Thanks.
could she have six months out of medical school? Well
could she have six months out of medical school? Well
Could you hand me a pillow? Yep.
Could you hand me a pillow? Yep.
Cute. Cute. Well, as it turned out, the dogs did remember me.
Cute. Cute. Well, as it turned out, the dogs did remember me.
Dad, I want a hot dog! On the sunny side of the street
Dad, I want a hot dog! On the sunny side of the street
Dad! Is Mom okay? She's fine. Don't worry.
Dad! Is Mom okay? She's fine. Don't worry.
Dad. Okay.
Dad. Okay.
Daddy! At that moment, I wanted to crawl under the sofa and die.
Daddy! At that moment, I wanted to crawl under the sofa and die.
Did I wake Mom? No, no, no. She's asleep.
Did I wake Mom? No, no, no. She's asleep.
Did we come in on budget? Close enough, George. Close enough.
Did we come in on budget? Close enough, George. Close enough.
Did you see the name on her tag? Megan. Yes.
Did you see the name on her tag? Megan. Yes.
Do you have any change? No, George. Anyway,
Do you have any change? No, George. Anyway,
Doin' real good, Ann. Thanks.
Doin' real good, Ann. Thanks.
Don't be silly. We're still so But, George, honey, we're not.
Don't be silly. We're still so But, George, honey, we're not.
Don't forget to buckle your seat belt. Okay, Dad.
Don't forget to buckle your seat belt. Okay, Dad.
Don't tell me you are pregnant? No? Yeah. I am.
Don't tell me you are pregnant? No? Yeah. I am.
Don't think we'll see any action tonight? Don't think so, Dad.
Don't think we'll see any action tonight? Don't think so, Dad.
Don't worry about it. That's okay. I'm sorry. That's not unusual.
Don't worry about it. That's okay. I'm sorry. That's not unusual.
during the worst heat wave of the century. Okay. Okay.
during the worst heat wave of the century. Okay. Okay.
Easy. When the saints go marchin' in
Easy. When the saints go marchin' in
Enjoy. Thanks so much. I've got everything, sweetheart.
Enjoy. Thanks so much. I've got everything, sweetheart.
especially once Annie moved in. I better go.
especially once Annie moved in. I better go.
Fortunately, they forgot you. Oh.
Fortunately, they forgot you. Oh.
Franck? As a favor, honey. George.
Franck? As a favor, honey. George.
Franck? Yeah? Is he breathing?
Franck? Yeah? Is he breathing?
Franck. I need you, buddy. I'm here, buddy.
Franck. I need you, buddy. I'm here, buddy.
George, don't forget the suitcase! I won't!
George, don't forget the suitcase! I won't!
George, Franck, dinner! On our way. ''Quick ah.''
George, Franck, dinner! On our way. ''Quick ah.''
George, get ahold of yourself! Make a left here!
George, get ahold of yourself! Make a left here!
George, what are you doing? What are you doing?
George, what are you doing? What are you doing?
George! All right, everybody stay calm! Okay. Okay.
George! All right, everybody stay calm! Okay. Okay.
George! He's up here and he loves it!
George! He's up here and he loves it!
George! Oh, my! George! I didn't think he would take them both, you know.
George! Oh, my! George! I didn't think he would take them both, you know.
George? Oh!
George? Oh!
George. What do you say, Dad?
George. What do you say, Dad?
Georgie, love, what is wrong? Oh, my God! George? George! George!
Georgie, love, what is wrong? Oh, my God! George? George! George!
Get Dr. Wagner up here. Right.
Get Dr. Wagner up here. Right.
Get that dump truck out of here! Right away!
Get that dump truck out of here! Right away!
Go marchin' in Bitchin'.
Go marchin' in Bitchin'.
Go marchin' in Bitchin'.
Go marchin' in Bitchin'.
Go marchin' in I wanna look younger.
Go marchin' in I wanna look younger.
God, honey, I am so sorry l Oh.
God, honey, I am so sorry l Oh.
Going down. Oh, God, are you all right? Am I getting shorter?
Going down. Oh, God, are you all right? Am I getting shorter?
Good idea. Okay. Mom's the word, huh?
Good idea. Okay. Mom's the word, huh?
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good. Ann, how're you feelin'?
Good. Ann, how're you feelin'?
Good. Yeah. And I'm not even going through menopause.
Good. Yeah. And I'm not even going through menopause.
Good. Then hurry. Hey, Mom, can I drive? No.
Good. Then hurry. Hey, Mom, can I drive? No.
Got it! Who wouldn't tell you?
Got it! Who wouldn't tell you?
Grandfathers wore cardigans and hearing aids. In fact, um, I was just telling him that...
Grandfathers wore cardigans and hearing aids. In fact, um, I was just telling him that...
Guess. Barbara Bush.
Guess. Barbara Bush.
Habib Group. Inc.
Habib Group. Inc.
Hang on, guys! You have a problem, George?
Hang on, guys! You have a problem, George?
He took them both at once? Looked that way to me.
He took them both at once? Looked that way to me.
He'll just sleep like a little lamb. Okay. Oh, George. Nina!
He'll just sleep like a little lamb. Okay. Oh, George. Nina!
He's not dead, Mom. He just took two sleeping pills. George, baby.
He's not dead, Mom. He just took two sleeping pills. George, baby.
Hello, George. Hi. A pleasure to see you.
Hello, George. Hi. A pleasure to see you.
Hello? We're here.
Hello? We're here.
Help yourself to anything you see. We'll call you. Got the tickets, honey?
Help yourself to anything you see. We'll call you. Got the tickets, honey?
Here you go. Everything was in full bloom,
Here you go. Everything was in full bloom,
Here. Here. Oh!
Here. Here. Oh!
Here. I got her a going away present. Hey. Okay.
Here. I got her a going away present. Hey. Okay.
Hey, Dad, you hear the news? What news?
Hey, Dad, you hear the news? What news?
Hey, Dad. Hi, son.
Hey, Dad. Hi, son.
Hey, Dad. Hi.
Hey, Dad. Hi.
Hey, honey. How're you feelin'? Oh, good. Fine.
Hey, honey. How're you feelin'? Oh, good. Fine.
Hey, where's Matty? Matty's eating at Cameron's.
Hey, where's Matty? Matty's eating at Cameron's.
Hey, you know what I was thinkin' about? What?
Hey, you know what I was thinkin' about? What?
Hey! Hey! No, no, no, no!
Hey! Hey! No, no, no, no!
Hey. Hi, George.
Hey. Hi, George.
Hey. I never thought you were actually gonna go through with it.
Hey. I never thought you were actually gonna go through with it.
Hi, Annie. I'm Dr. Eisenberg. Hi.
Hi, Annie. I'm Dr. Eisenberg. Hi.
Hi, Dad. Are you okay? I was a little late.
Hi, Dad. Are you okay? I was a little late.
Hi, Dad. Hey, Matty. How was camp?
Hi, Dad. Hey, Matty. How was camp?
Hi! Hello! Hi!
Hi! Hello! Hi!
Hi! Hi, Mom. Hi, hon.
Hi! Hi, Mom. Hi, hon.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi. Everything go okay?
Hi. Hi. Everything go okay?
Hi. Hi. Hi, guys.
Hi. Hi. Hi, guys.
Hi. Hold on. We're almost there. Okay.
Hi. Hold on. We're almost there. Okay.
Hi. Oh, honey. Dad, you're up.
Hi. Oh, honey. Dad, you're up.
Hi. Hi. Are you George? Oh, you're George. Can I get a little hug?
Hi. Hi. Are you George? Oh, you're George. Can I get a little hug?
Hi. How are you? Hello!
Hi. How are you? Hello!
His last name's not Zenkman, is it? No.
His last name's not Zenkman, is it? No.
Hold on. I got you. I got you.
Hold on. I got you. I got you.
How are you doing? I have the chair for the prostate exam.
How are you doing? I have the chair for the prostate exam.
How are you? Good!
How are you? Good!
How do you know? Well, I, I know.
How do you know? Well, I, I know.
How many babies could she have delivered, two? Actually, 341.
How many babies could she have delivered, two? Actually, 341.
How we doing, girls? Good. Dad, would you mind...
How we doing, girls? Good. Dad, would you mind...
How'd you know we were here? Well, I got to the folks' house...
How'd you know we were here? Well, I got to the folks' house...
How're you doing? Okay. So far, so good.
How're you doing? Okay. So far, so good.
How's Nina? I'm, uh, still waiting.
How's Nina? I'm, uh, still waiting.
How's Nina? She's excellent. She did beautifully.
How's Nina? She's excellent. She did beautifully.
Howard, hands me the book. Quick. Quick, boy. Oh!
Howard, hands me the book. Quick. Quick, boy. Oh!
Huh? You forgot your prenatal vitamins...
Huh? You forgot your prenatal vitamins...
Hurry up. Hurry. Ladies, not to worry. We have no problem.
Hurry up. Hurry. Ladies, not to worry. We have no problem.
I don't know. She wouldn't tell me. Matty, phone!
I don't know. She wouldn't tell me. Matty, phone!
I found a thrill Just wanna look the way I feel, that's all.
I found a thrill Just wanna look the way I feel, that's all.
I have a brilliant, beyond brilliant idea. Uh, yeah?
I have a brilliant, beyond brilliant idea. Uh, yeah?
I hope he's the husband. He is.
I hope he's the husband. He is.
I know, but I'm telling you, this, this leak is an omen.
I know, but I'm telling you, this, this leak is an omen.
I know. Anyway, thank you.
I know. Anyway, thank you.
I love this house. Well, wow!
I love this house. Well, wow!
I love you I look like the guy you married, right?
I love you I look like the guy you married, right?
I never actually said I liked the man. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
I never actually said I liked the man. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
I never even cashed it. I don't think so, George.
I never even cashed it. I don't think so, George.
I remember our very first game. Me too.
I remember our very first game. Me too.
I remember you were four. Here you go. Here you go.
I remember you were four. Here you go. Here you go.
I say we sell this dump. Right.
I say we sell this dump. Right.
I think I'm gonna faint. He did.
I think I'm gonna faint. He did.
I think we are, Franck. Someone's buzzing me awful bad in here.
I think we are, Franck. Someone's buzzing me awful bad in here.
I thought you were too young for that. Yeah, well, I don't know.
I thought you were too young for that. Yeah, well, I don't know.
I was thinkin' about our first date. Oh, yeah.
I was thinkin' about our first date. Oh, yeah.
I would. So I wanna do the same for you.
I would. So I wanna do the same for you.
I, for one, wasn't ready to be a grandfather. I know. Yeah.
I, for one, wasn't ready to be a grandfather. I know. Yeah.
I'll get it. What flavor? No flavor. This is it.
I'll get it. What flavor? No flavor. This is it.
I'll take him. Oh, sleepy. Hey, wait a minute.
I'll take him. Oh, sleepy. Hey, wait a minute.
I'll take the suitcase. Okay, come on. Come on. Let's go. I'll be there in a moment.
I'll take the suitcase. Okay, come on. Come on. Let's go. I'll be there in a moment.
I'm gonna lie down here just for a sec. Oh, me too.
I'm gonna lie down here just for a sec. Oh, me too.
I'm just kind of you know. I want to be
I'm just kind of you know. I want to be
I'm serious. George, what? Are you crazy?
I'm serious. George, what? Are you crazy?
I'm so glad I made it. Me too.
I'm so glad I made it. Me too.
in out back. Oh!
in out back. Oh!
Inc. Very good.
Inc. Very good.
is a good, solid family name. I mean, traditionally, you take
is a good, solid family name. I mean, traditionally, you take
Is that okay with you? Yeah, fine.
Is that okay with you? Yeah, fine.
It was picture perfect, Oh, my!
It was picture perfect, Oh, my!
It's a baby shower! Oh! Hello, ladies.
It's a baby shower! Oh! Hello, ladies.
It's a stork! Oh, my God.
It's a stork! Oh, my God.
It's bitchin'. Oh, when the saints
It's bitchin'. Oh, when the saints
It's gonna be all right. I know.
It's gonna be all right. I know.
It's not due 'til Thursday. Let's get a jump on it then, huh?
It's not due 'til Thursday. Let's get a jump on it then, huh?
It's okay. Gee, I don't know what to say.
It's okay. Gee, I don't know what to say.
Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson?
Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson?
John! Wow. All right.
John! Wow. All right.
Just go. Go. Okay.
Just go. Go. Okay.
Kind of. Hey, don't kid yourself.
Kind of. Hey, don't kid yourself.
Knock 'em dead, okay? Okay, I'll try.
Knock 'em dead, okay? Okay, I'll try.
Let me hug George good bye, okay? Can I? Ohh. Yeah.
Let me hug George good bye, okay? Can I? Ohh. Yeah.
Let's see how you're doin' here, okay? Okay.
Let's see how you're doin' here, okay? Okay.
Look at him! He's like Truth is, I take half a Vatsnik and I'm a goner. Honey!
Look at him! He's like Truth is, I take half a Vatsnik and I'm a goner. Honey!
MacKenzie is Hey, guess what. I sold the house today.
MacKenzie is Hey, guess what. I sold the house today.
Matty, hold down the fort while I'm gone. Okay, Dad.
Matty, hold down the fort while I'm gone. Okay, Dad.
Matty, what's going on? May I be excused?
Matty, what's going on? May I be excused?
May I ask you what possessed you to do this? To call my own
May I ask you what possessed you to do this? To call my own
Mild? Oh, yeah. No, y y you'll thank me. You'll see.
Mild? Oh, yeah. No, y y you'll thank me. You'll see.
Mom, you're pregnant? Well, honey.
Mom, you're pregnant? Well, honey.
Mom! Well, just to check it. Pulse excellent. See? He's fine.
Mom! Well, just to check it. Pulse excellent. See? He's fine.
Mom? I understand, honey.
Mom? I understand, honey.
More ice. I'll get it! I'll get it! No, no, no. I'll get it.
More ice. I'll get it! I'll get it! No, no, no. I'll get it.
Mr. Banks, your wife is in labor. Very funny. Where is she?
Mr. Banks, your wife is in labor. Very funny. Where is she?
Mr. Lemisch? He'll be out in a sec. He's in the john.
Mr. Lemisch? He'll be out in a sec. He's in the john.
My house! Bye bye, house.
My house! Bye bye, house.
My. What's in the bag? Oh!
My. What's in the bag? Oh!
Never. I didn't?
Never. I didn't?
Nina, this is our daughter we're talking about. Hey, I know.
Nina, this is our daughter we're talking about. Hey, I know.
Nina? Honey, I need to know how you feel about all this. Life can be so sweet
Nina? Honey, I need to know how you feel about all this. Life can be so sweet
Nina. Oh, George.
Nina. Oh, George.
Nina. They are.
Nina. They are.
Nina. What?
Nina. What?
No real doctor is named Megan. Hey. I mean, what, uh what
No real doctor is named Megan. Hey. I mean, what, uh what
No, everything's great. Same, but good. Same.
No, everything's great. Same, but good. Same.
No, no! No, no! I'm too big to get behind the wheel, Franck.
No, no! No, no! I'm too big to get behind the wheel, Franck.
No. No, because you can't make Smith or Jones from the letters of our last names.
No. No, because you can't make Smith or Jones from the letters of our last names.
No. What's Well I gotta get a Kleenex.
No. What's Well I gotta get a Kleenex.
Nothing at all. Great. Oh, well.
Nothing at all. Great. Oh, well.
Now close those eyes. Oh, Franck, I'm not gonna close my eyes. Don't ''oh, Franck'' me.
Now close those eyes. Oh, Franck, I'm not gonna close my eyes. Don't ''oh, Franck'' me.
Oh, do I have to? Yes! Yes.
Oh, do I have to? Yes! Yes.
Oh, don't you love 'em? They're all I wear. Yeah, me too.
Oh, don't you love 'em? They're all I wear. Yeah, me too.
Oh, George. And I just...
Oh, George. And I just...
Oh, get outta here. Us too.
Oh, get outta here. Us too.
Oh, God, George. I opened a charge for you there, by the way.
Oh, God, George. I opened a charge for you there, by the way.
Oh, he's sleeping at a friend's. I'll tell you what. The dog food's...
Oh, he's sleeping at a friend's. I'll tell you what. The dog food's...
Oh, honey. I'll miss you.
Oh, honey. I'll miss you.
Oh, honey. I'll miss you.
Oh, honey. I'll miss you.
Oh, honey. It's so amazing. Yeah.
Oh, honey. It's so amazing. Yeah.
Oh, it's frying! Well, we made it to July.
Oh, it's frying! Well, we made it to July.
Oh, just a roll, honey. Okay.
Oh, just a roll, honey. Okay.
Oh, mazeltov, Mrs. Banks! And guess what.
Oh, mazeltov, Mrs. Banks! And guess what.
Oh, my God, the Banks! Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God, the Banks! Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God! I know. I just found out.
Oh, my God! I know. I just found out.
Oh, my God. Pregnant?
Oh, my God. Pregnant?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is some night.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is some night.
Oh, no! I didn't hear that!
Oh, no! I didn't hear that!
Oh, no. Baby's first picture? Don't
Oh, no. Baby's first picture? Don't
Oh, no. Help me, baby. Second strength. Okay. Okay.
Oh, no. Help me, baby. Second strength. Okay. Okay.
Oh, she's beautiful. Say. Say.
Oh, she's beautiful. Say. Say.
Oh, thanks so much. Welcome. Come on in.
Oh, thanks so much. Welcome. Come on in.
Oh, thanks so much. Welcome. Come on in.
Oh, thanks so much. Welcome. Come on in.
Oh, that's okay. I'm used to it. Yeah.
Oh, that's okay. I'm used to it. Yeah.
Oh, that's yours? She's a daughter.
Oh, that's yours? She's a daughter.
Oh, there he is. Oh, let me see him.
Oh, there he is. Oh, let me see him.
Oh, well. Oh!
Oh, well. Oh!
Oh, well. That's what the limo was for.
Oh, well. That's what the limo was for.
Oh, when the saints Hi. Here's what I'm thinkin'.
Oh, when the saints Hi. Here's what I'm thinkin'.
Oh, yeah, Annie. And let's see.
Oh, yeah, Annie. And let's see.
Oh, yeah, yeah. We're We're good. We're perfect. Oh, yeah, it's good. It's great.
Oh, yeah, yeah. We're We're good. We're perfect. Oh, yeah, it's good. It's great.
Oh, yeah, yeah. We're We're good. We're perfect. Oh, yeah, it's good. It's great.
Oh, yeah, yeah. We're We're good. We're perfect. Oh, yeah, it's good. It's great.
Oh, yeah. Did you feel that? Yes.
Oh, yeah. Did you feel that? Yes.
Oh, yes, you're moving. Oh, that's good. Oh, dear. Oh, Franck.
Oh, yes, you're moving. Oh, that's good. Oh, dear. Oh, Franck.
Oh, you know? No. I don't I don't really know.
Oh, you know? No. I don't I don't really know.
Oh! Grandpa!
Oh! Grandpa!
Oh! Hey, good word. Honey.
Oh! Hey, good word. Honey.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh, George. Hey, what do you think? Can you tell the difference?
Oh! Oh, George. Hey, what do you think? Can you tell the difference?
Oh! Oh. Babies cost money.
Oh! Oh. Babies cost money.
Oh! This is very good. Okay. Mm hmm.
Oh! This is very good. Okay. Mm hmm.
Oh. Get your filthy paw off my wife, you good
Oh. Get your filthy paw off my wife, you good
Oh. Hey, Matty, what's that? My doorknob.
Oh. Hey, Matty, what's that? My doorknob.
Oh. Mrs. Banks.
Oh. Mrs. Banks.
Oh. Tell 'em to get off.
Oh. Tell 'em to get off.
Oh. George. You are so very beautiful.
Oh. George. You are so very beautiful.
Oh. What? Ava loved it.
Oh. What? Ava loved it.
Ohh! Hi, Dad. Mom.
Ohh! Hi, Dad. Mom.
Ohh. That's 20 points.
Ohh. That's 20 points.
Okay? Mm hmm.
Okay? Mm hmm.
Okay? Okay.
Okay? Okay.
Okay? Don't worry. Okay? Honey, fine.
Okay? Don't worry. Okay? Honey, fine.
Okay? I miss you. Yes. Okay.
Okay? I miss you. Yes. Okay.
Okay. ''Okay'' what?
Okay. ''Okay'' what?
Okay. Bye.
Okay. Bye.
Okay. We'll wait outside.
Okay. We'll wait outside.
Okay. Yeah. All right, honey. Okay.
Okay. Yeah. All right, honey. Okay.
Okay. Mick Jagger; Yeah. Robert Redford. Really?
Okay. Mick Jagger; Yeah. Robert Redford. Really?
Okay. So then we're goin'. Okay.
Okay. So then we're goin'. Okay.
On three we lift, Matthew. Okay. One, two, and we go.
On three we lift, Matthew. Okay. One, two, and we go.
Ooh. Mmm. Thank you, honey. All right. Uh, lox, bagels and cream cheese.
Ooh. Mmm. Thank you, honey. All right. Uh, lox, bagels and cream cheese.
Or drop the MacKenzie. Oh, well, now wouldn't that be silly?
Or drop the MacKenzie. Oh, well, now wouldn't that be silly?
Or Riley. Hey, what if it's a girl?
Or Riley. Hey, what if it's a girl?
Ouch! What? What?
Ouch! What? What?
Pappala, we're getting closer. How're you doin'? Hi. You okay?
Pappala, we're getting closer. How're you doin'? Hi. You okay?
Party pooper Party pooper
Party pooper Party pooper
Pat, we're on our way. Okay.
Pat, we're on our way. Okay.
Paul McCartney; Yeah. Rod Stewart; Yeah.
Paul McCartney; Yeah. Rod Stewart; Yeah.
Poor Nina. The woman was obviously living in denial. Yeah. I know.
Poor Nina. The woman was obviously living in denial. Yeah. I know.
Pretzel? No, thanks.
Pretzel? No, thanks.
Really? Really. Really?
Really? Really. Really?
Really. I'd feel much better really if you let me take a look.
Really. I'd feel much better really if you let me take a look.
Right. So I don't understand. What names can you make?
Right. So I don't understand. What names can you make?
Saints go marchin' in Like the hair, it's really too square.
Saints go marchin' in Like the hair, it's really too square.
Save my seat. I will. Hurry.
Save my seat. I will. Hurry.
See, George? They're completely harmless. Mm hmm.
See, George? They're completely harmless. Mm hmm.
She cooked? She wants to give you a break.
She cooked? She wants to give you a break.
She was talkin' to my sister. Oh.
She was talkin' to my sister. Oh.
She will. Excuse me.
She will. Excuse me.
She's all yours. Good luck, Banks.
She's all yours. Good luck, Banks.
She's not in labor? She is, actually.
She's not in labor? She is, actually.
She's young. Well, so what? So are you.
She's young. Well, so what? So are you.
Shut the door! Shut the door!
Shut the door! Shut the door!
Sorry about that. I'm just, uh The shock.
Sorry about that. I'm just, uh The shock.
Sorry. False alarm. Oh, sweetheart. Well, that doesn't It's all right.
Sorry. False alarm. Oh, sweetheart. Well, that doesn't It's all right.
Spin move. Whoa! Hey! What? Hey!
Spin move. Whoa! Hey! What? Hey!
Stop! Stop, stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop, stop! Stop!
Thai noodles with chicken, white meat only. That's me.
Thai noodles with chicken, white meat only. That's me.
That did it. Twenty four hours later, we moved back home. George!
That did it. Twenty four hours later, we moved back home. George!
That one was a bitch, huh? Yeah. Hey.
That one was a bitch, huh? Yeah. Hey.
That's fantastic. I know. I was completely thrilled.
That's fantastic. I know. I was completely thrilled.
That's okay. I just never thought we'd both be pregnant at the same time.
That's okay. I just never thought we'd both be pregnant at the same time.
That's you It was on the second chorus...
That's you It was on the second chorus...
The contractions are about five minutes apart. Okay, hold on.
The contractions are about five minutes apart. Okay, hold on.
The following men are older than you: Go.
The following men are older than you: Go.
The ice man arrives. Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are.
The ice man arrives. Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are.
The skies above are blue Oh! George. George!
The skies above are blue Oh! George. George!
There they are. Oh, my God. They're so sweet!
There they are. Oh, my God. They're so sweet!
There we go. Bye, Matty. Be good.
There we go. Bye, Matty. Be good.
There you go! Oh! Oh! Mom?
There you go! Oh! Oh! Mom?
They don't have any hot dogs! They don't have hot dogs! I don't like
They don't have any hot dogs! They don't have hot dogs! I don't like
They're all yours. Thanks. Okay, bye bye.
They're all yours. Thanks. Okay, bye bye.
Traditionally Dad, say something.
Traditionally Dad, say something.
Two hands. Two hands. Two hands.
Two hands. Two hands. Two hands.
Uh Are you okay? Oh, no, I feel fine.
Uh Are you okay? Oh, no, I feel fine.
Uh huh. I knew when they hired me...
Uh huh. I knew when they hired me...
Uh, Taco Grande. Mm, honey. Yes. Extra rice, no beans.
Uh, Taco Grande. Mm, honey. Yes. Extra rice, no beans.
Um, Mom? Well, if he's so fine, why are you taking his pulse?
Um, Mom? Well, if he's so fine, why are you taking his pulse?
Uncle George is here Oh, George.
Uncle George is here Oh, George.
Unless what? What? Unless what? What? Well, unless...
Unless what? What? Unless what? What? Well, unless...
V A T S N I K? Vatsnik.
V A T S N I K? Vatsnik.
Wasn't that the deal? Would you like to go through life...
Wasn't that the deal? Would you like to go through life...
We don't know exactly for sure where yet? What?
We don't know exactly for sure where yet? What?
We go. Move out! That's right! I'm the boss!
We go. Move out! That's right! I'm the boss!
We like house very much. When you can move out? Excuse me?
We like house very much. When you can move out? Excuse me?
We may be making real estate history here, George. Oh, yeah.
We may be making real estate history here, George. Oh, yeah.
We're going to have a baby. We're pregnant!
We're going to have a baby. We're pregnant!
We're healthy and, uh, nothing to report. Very healthy.
We're healthy and, uh, nothing to report. Very healthy.
We're in labor in room number four. Okay.
We're in labor in room number four. Okay.
We're off. Well, good bye. Oh! Oh.
We're off. Well, good bye. Oh! Oh.
We're pregnant! Oh!
We're pregnant! Oh!
Welcome home, George. It feels good to be back.
Welcome home, George. It feels good to be back.
Well Tell 'em.
Well Tell 'em.
Well, don't you wanna eat first? Come on. Tell us. What is it?
Well, don't you wanna eat first? Come on. Tell us. What is it?
Well, he, uh Mom, you can tell me. I'm a big girl.
Well, he, uh Mom, you can tell me. I'm a big girl.
Well, I know I have the stamina for that part. Oh, well. That's a relief.
Well, I know I have the stamina for that part. Oh, well. That's a relief.
Well, I know I have the stamina for that part. Oh, well. That's a relief.
Well, I know I have the stamina for that part. Oh, well. That's a relief.
Well, I thought you could stay with Annie. Good.
Well, I thought you could stay with Annie. Good.
Well, I would venture to suggest that MacKenzie... Well, I do.
Well, I would venture to suggest that MacKenzie... Well, I do.
Well, we ran a panel on Nina's blood. Nina.
Well, we ran a panel on Nina's blood. Nina.
Well, what about Matty? Oh, like Matty wouldn't love living at the beach?
Well, what about Matty? Oh, like Matty wouldn't love living at the beach?
Well, will you wash that stuff out of your hair, really? Yeah.
Well, will you wash that stuff out of your hair, really? Yeah.
Well. Well, good bye. Take care.
Well. Well, good bye. Take care.
Went to the doctor today. And? And right on schedule.
Went to the doctor today. And? And right on schedule.
What did you say, dear? Nina, I forgot to tell you.
What did you say, dear? Nina, I forgot to tell you.
What? Annie's pregnant too.
What? Annie's pregnant too.
What? I may dye my hair, and I may wanna move to the beach and...
What? I may dye my hair, and I may wanna move to the beach and...
What? Whatever it is, I just want you to know I'm here for you.
What? Whatever it is, I just want you to know I'm here for you.
What's next, a 19 year old girlfriend? Nina!
What's next, a 19 year old girlfriend? Nina!
What's wrong with her? Nothing.
What's wrong with her? Nothing.
When the sun refuse to shine Young, right? Oh, totally.
When the sun refuse to shine Young, right? Oh, totally.
Where your father go? I don't know. He was just here.
Where your father go? I don't know. He was just here.
Where? Left here! Left here! Oh, right!
Where? Left here! Left here! Oh, right!
Which is Ridiculous. Right.
Which is Ridiculous. Right.
while they took a Caribbean cruise. Honey.
while they took a Caribbean cruise. Honey.
Who's Ava? Oh, just the girl who did it, that's all.
Who's Ava? Oh, just the girl who did it, that's all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! To the sunny side of the street
Whoa, whoa, whoa! To the sunny side of the street
Why is she crying? Well, because I never thought...
Why is she crying? Well, because I never thought...
Why? Well, for starters, they can't afford a baby.
Why? Well, for starters, they can't afford a baby.
would you please scratch my left ankle? Mm hmm.
would you please scratch my left ankle? Mm hmm.
Wrong again. It's the musk oil smell that scares me.
Wrong again. It's the musk oil smell that scares me.
Wyatt? As in Earp? Yeah.
Wyatt? As in Earp? Yeah.
Y You don't like it, Dad? Well, I like it better than Cooper.
Y You don't like it, Dad? Well, I like it better than Cooper.
Yeah, I'm fine. Shoot. Okay.
Yeah, I'm fine. Shoot. Okay.
Yeah, that happy tune he's whistlin' George?
Yeah, that happy tune he's whistlin' George?
Yeah, well. I'm not crying because I'm sad, really, because I'm not.
Yeah, well. I'm not crying because I'm sad, really, because I'm not.
Yeah? I'm gonna go upstairs with Annie to meet her doctor.
Yeah? I'm gonna go upstairs with Annie to meet her doctor.
Yeah. Breathe slowly.
Yeah. Breathe slowly.
Yeah. I'm really sorry, Mom. Really.
Yeah. I'm really sorry, Mom. Really.
Yeah. Look, look. I have a simple solution here.
Yeah. Look, look. I have a simple solution here.
Yeah. George. George. Oh, thank you.
Yeah. George. George. Oh, thank you.
Yeow. You okay?
Yeow. You okay?
Yes, breathing and drooling. Oh, honey. Oh, dear.
Yes, breathing and drooling. Oh, honey. Oh, dear.
Yes, that's better. Thanks. Fine. Good. Dad, how's Mom?
Yes, that's better. Thanks. Fine. Good. Dad, how's Mom?
You all ready? Oh, yeah.
You all ready? Oh, yeah.
You are? Definitely.
You are? Definitely.
You can come back in now. Well, thank you.
You can come back in now. Well, thank you.
You can't get me! Just direct your feet Slow down, son! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, son!
You can't get me! Just direct your feet Slow down, son! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, son!
You didn't ask. I didn't ask because it just never entered my mind.
You didn't ask. I didn't ask because it just never entered my mind.
You got the key, George? Yeah, I Uh, I have it right here.
You got the key, George? Yeah, I Uh, I have it right here.
You got the list? I got it right here. Are you okay?
You got the list? I got it right here. Are you okay?
You hang on. Dr. Brooks's kid broke her arm at camp...
You hang on. Dr. Brooks's kid broke her arm at camp...
You have to, uh Move to Boston. Yeah.
You have to, uh Move to Boston. Yeah.
You just You just Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
You just You just Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
You know I will. Okay.
You know I will. Okay.
You know, and he just, like Nina, well, what did the man say exact
You know, and he just, like Nina, well, what did the man say exact
You know, I think maybe something, you know, in here. Oh, when the
You know, I think maybe something, you know, in here. Oh, when the
You okay? I'm okay. Let's see if you got your sea legs back yet.
You okay? I'm okay. Let's see if you got your sea legs back yet.
You okay? Mm hmm.
You okay? Mm hmm.
You said that to him? Of course.
You said that to him? Of course.
You sell, we pay top dollar. For the house, top dollar?
You sell, we pay top dollar. For the house, top dollar?
You too, Bryan. I will, Dad. So we'll talk to you tonight?
You too, Bryan. I will, Dad. So we'll talk to you tonight?
you were just raving on about him. All right. Well, maybe it slipped out,
you were just raving on about him. All right. Well, maybe it slipped out,
You're acting as if you're not happy about this. Who's acting?
You're acting as if you're not happy about this. Who's acting?
You're almost 40 weeks? Mm hmm. Uh, uh oh. Here's another one.
You're almost 40 weeks? Mm hmm. Uh, uh oh. Here's another one.
You're going somewhere? Oh, just down the hall, Mr. Banks.
You're going somewhere? Oh, just down the hall, Mr. Banks.
You're hanging in there? Mm hmm.
You're hanging in there? Mm hmm.
You're having a contraction, huh? Yeah, I know.
You're having a contraction, huh? Yeah, I know.
You're not my grandmother, are you? No.
You're not my grandmother, are you? No.
You're not my grandmother, are you? No.
You're not my grandmother, are you? No.
You're sure? Absolutely. Coming down, way down.
You're sure? Absolutely. Coming down, way down.
And then I could check on Nina. Fine. Then maybe we could switch.
And then I could check on Nina. Fine. Then maybe we could switch.
Bryan took the red eye to Tokyo and left Annie in our care. Bye.
Bryan took the red eye to Tokyo and left Annie in our care. Bye.
I wore baseball caps and running shoes. the same doctor who delivered Annie
I wore baseball caps and running shoes. the same doctor who delivered Annie
I'm not I'm not wearing that. I am a grandmother, okay? I You're You're
I'm not I'm not wearing that. I am a grandmother, okay? I You're You're
Mm hmm. Bob Dylan; Warren Beatty; and Bill Clinton. Really?
Mm hmm. Bob Dylan; Warren Beatty; and Bill Clinton. Really?
No. But he didn't say there was anything to be concerned about?
No. But he didn't say there was anything to be concerned about?
''Grandmother Has Baby.'' It was like a National Enquirer headline.
''Grandmother Has Baby.'' It was like a National Enquirer headline.
''I did it for their own good.''
''I did it for their own good.''
''Leaf'' you alone? What are you, a tree?
''Leaf'' you alone? What are you, a tree?
''One child, two seniors. Thanks.''
''One child, two seniors. Thanks.''
''Son of a gun''? I wish I had a gun.
''Son of a gun''? I wish I had a gun.
'Cause this rover has crossed over
'Cause this rover has crossed over
$15,000 be generous enough?
$15,000 be generous enough?

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