Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) Edit

A bag this big, this wide, full to the brim with money.

A diversion to protect the criminals' getaway.

A psychic from St. Croix and I read in the St. Croix Gazette,

A requisition order for a Ferrari.

Actually, I'm just offering my grooming services.

Adriano's was not perfect.

After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.

Aim through there, push this.

All I can tell you right now is that we are confident

All I smell is your bullshit.

All of the notes, mind you, were signed Carlos, right?

All right, goddamn it, who tricked my ass?

All right, thank you.

All right, what the hell is going on here?

All right! Lay your weapons down!

All right. Show time.

All they found was $20 and a pair of Adidas.

All this time, swingin', and we ain't even know it.

An exceptional local law enforcement officer,

And as far as the undercover thing goes, I don't even care what it is,

And ask for an Inspector Todd.

And Dent bought them with stolen money from Adriano's at his own racetrack.

And determining where the E crime will be.

And found out something very interesting.

And I need you...

And I'll get back to you at my earliest inconvenience.

And I'll tell you what, your name came up on our computer.

And if you like, you can go behind the bar, make yourself martinis.

And in the same file there's an ad for a club called 385 North.

And inconvenience, to say the least.

And just drop this off at Mr Fielding's office on your way out.

And look around his office a little bit, OK?

And maybe this get taken care of and nobody gets fired. OK?

And my ass is on the line. I OK'd all this shit.

And my code name... code name is Wishbone.

And now you've superseded the chain of command.

And now, Jim, back to you...

And slap Taggart in his bald ass head for me.

And this hand you'd forget about. This hand you'd be concentrating on,

And to teach prisoners the value of such benefits as cable TV...

And what about that goddamned cement truck?

And what's shocking me is that his boys don't even have any loyalty for him!

And you two, what the hell were you two doing here?

And you, Captain Bogomil, this alphabet investigation was your baby.

And you! I don't give a goddamn what agency you say you're working for.

And you! I want you out of here!

And you. You, Mr Scribbler... What the hell were you doing there, Foley?

And, Jack, don't screw this up.

Andy and I joined the force together.

Anything we can do for you?

Are we working undercover together? And I can trust you to be quiet?

Are you aware, do you have any idea, that whoever was in that cement truck

Are you driving with your eyes open, or are you using the Force?

Are you on the case? Who's on the case?

Are you sure you got super glue in this house, Rosewood?

Attaches itself to the acid from the fingerprints.

Authorised!

Axel, get out of the goddamn pool!

Axel, if Marci doesn't want to give me her number,

Axel, it wasn't my fault. There was a bus coming...

Axel, it's 1.00 in the morning.

Axel, thank you so much, really.

Axel?

Axel?

Axel? Axel?

Axel.

Because Chief Lutz doesn't have the guts to hear the truth from real cops.

Because I'm Johnny Wishbone, psychic extraordinaire.

Because in police work, this is what's known as a clue.

Before 1978, everything's blank.

Big Al. Had him about six years. Isn't he great?

Billy and I are supposed to report to traffic duty, for Christ's sake.

Billy, if he's here, he must be robbing the place.

Billy, isn't '£his...?

Billy!

Billy's really...

Bogomil was here.

Bogomil, get your men in here. Come on.

Bullshit. You've stolen this house.

But everybody loves Mozart.

But from the looks of these records, seems like Dent's in trouble.

But I promise you, I won't go down alone. I'm gonna give you three days.

But I was wondering if you could possibly meet me this morning

But I'm going deep, deep, deep undercover.

But I'm going deeper. I don't want no more money,

But if we do this, it's got to be low profile. Covert.

But if you like, you can leave a message at the tone,

But it's been real, it's been nice.

But that's OK, I'm up to my ass in undercover on this credit card fake.

But watch this...

By security guard Jack Stiles.

Bye, Axel. I'll call you in a week.

Cain changed his name.

Call there between the hours of nine and ten, Detroit time,

Can somebody patch me into the hospital that Bogomil's in?

Can't this car go any faster than this?

Captain Bogomil is alive, though he is in critical condition.

Captain Bogomil is alive, though he is in critical condition.

Carlos, which, as you all know, is Spanish for Charles.

Certainly. He's just arrived.

Charles Bronson is a close friend of the family.

Charles Cain. Used to be Charles Campos.

Check this thing out and see if Sydney Bernstein owns a car.

Come on now, both you guys know Lutz is a shit for brain tinhorn politician.

Come on, Andy. He's fired every cop who worked for the old chief.

Come on, Axel, you don't have to go home now.

Come on, Axel!

Come on, Billy. Billy, what are you doing?

Come on, come on...

Come on, let's go!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, now, stop that.

Come on, out of the hole. Come on, move it.

Come on, sarge. I know you have domestic troubles.

Come on! Go! Go! Go!

Come on. Let's go.

Come right in! Don't let the fact that my door's closed

Could somebody clean some of this shit up before you leave though?

Cracked the Alphabet bandit's code this afternoon.

Damn it, Axel. You scared the hell out of me.

Dent could buy guns here for a million and sells them there for 10 million.

Dent Petroleum, even the shooting club. All his businesses except one.

Dent was the cultural attache to the East German embassy in Honduras.

Detective Axel Foley, please.

Did you call Inspector Todd back in Detroit for me?

Did you call the goddamn FBI?

Did you find anything?

Did you order him to call the goddamn FBI or what?

Did you order this Rosewood to do that? Did you?

Dissuade you in any way from entering my office.

Do exactly as I say.

Do me a favour, use your connections at this insurance company

Do you have an officer working in your command by the name of Axel Foley?

Do you hear what I'm saying?

Do you smell it? 'Cause I smell it.

Does the name Thomopolis mean anything to you guys?

Don't confuse me while I'm dialling. All right?

Don't have me standing around like a fool, man.

Don't shoot nobody.

Don't tell anybody about this, OK?

Don't tell me, Axel, you ran numbers too?

Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch.

Don't wait for me, goddamn it!

Don't worry about a thing though. I am on the job.

Don't worry about a thing. I am on the job.

Don't worry about a thing. The car is safe. I'm driving the car.

Down the stairs.

Drilling rig companies, an oil company.

Drinks are on the house, President Ford.

Drive with Marci, scooch down. Don't tell anybody about this.

Drop it off at Mr Fielding's, he can call research...

Drop your weapons! Put your hands on your heads!

Dude? Dude? We're not even supposed to be working on this case.

Eighty six Mercedes. Licence number CRL 507.

Empyrean Fields.

Everybody come down, go home. Relax. You got the week off.

Everybody, party's over!

Everybody, stop what you're doing, please. Stop it!

Everybody, stop what you're doing. I'd like to speak with your foreman.

Everyone, stop!

Excuse me, I got business to take care of.

Excuse me, where are the owners of this house?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. How did the mud get on the horse?

Excuse me. One second. What year is this?

Excuse me. Sorry to bother you.

Excuse me. You know what I just realised? You could do me a big favour

Expert tutelage? What the fuck have you been telling them?

Federal task force on organised crime,

Ferrari's great. What a great car! Do those seats go back at all?

Fire when you're ready.

Five dollars a shoe. That's four shoes.

Foiled the goddamn crime?

Follow your dick.

Food for the homeless for Beverly Hills.

Fool the connecting wire into thinking it's still intact.

For breakfast at my office? How's 9.00?

For six months, I've been pouring money down a bottomless hole.

For this house, 'cause you're making a very big fucking mistake.

Forget about it, not important. I wanna give you some background on your guests.

Forget I asked. I see how you got in, it's the suit. Nice suit, Max.

Freeze! Everybody freeze! Nobody move!

Freeze! Hit the floor! Freeze, goddamn it!

Freeze.

Fuck it. Let's go.

Fuck Rambo.

Fuck!

Fuck! Get out of here!

Get him!

Get me the goddamn plans. Can you guys stop working?

Get out of here, you degenerate!

Get out of here! Fired!

Get out! Get out! Go!

Get your ass down here now.

Give me a break.

Give me him. You know where your dick is, don't you, Big Al?

Give me some light over here.

Give me the super glue.

Go home now and relax for the rest of the week.

Go right in, Mr President. Go in and relax. Have fun.

God. Here I go again.

Goddamn it, Harold, you can't do this!

Goddamn, that's a big bitch.

Goddamned multi jurisdictional, Federal task force on organised crime.

Good, good, good, good, good. OK. Great. Hey, Bogomil,

Good! Tell me something, Andrew.

Goodbye, Mr Cain.

Gun!

Guys, stop it. Look, just stop it.

H9Y

Have Marci! Drive Marci in the car!

Have you ever heard of due process?

Have you ever seen Gerald Ford with his make up off? No, probably not.

Have you ever seen one of these before?

Have you submitted yourself for drug testing yet?

He ain't no cop, he's my nephew.

He came here tonight 'cause he couldn't get out when he was running the country.

He gave me this for Christmas.

He knew exactly how long to stay inside and what to take.

He knows that, Billy.

He reports directly to the Feds. I have to go now. Bye.

He was leading the investigation into the so called Alphabet crimes.

He was on his way to Central America.

He was talking about going fishing until yesterday.

He'll tell you all about... My real name is Axel Foley.

He'll tell you everything you need to know.

He's going to be OK.

He's got a huge policy on that one, Axel.

He's got a racetrack, shooting club,

He's OK.

He's probably a poor kid who didn't want to grow up to be a poor man.

He's right. Putz.

He's right. They're everywhere

He's serious about the way he pulled the job.

He's still head of this department, sergeant.

Hello, there. You've reached the home

Hello? He hung up. Hello?

Hello.

Here it is. I got it.

Here they go. Have a nice day.

Here you go.

Here, you talk to Jeffrey.

Here. Here's $20. Get some more.

Here's $50. Put it next to a limo.

Here's Billy.

Here's one, here's two. They're real crisp.

Here's the impending Alphabet note.

Here's your coffee, sir.

Hey, Ace, I'm sorry I'm late, but I run into this broad.

Hey, Axel, that's not really your uncle's house, is it?

Hey, Cain... you got a match?

Hey, Foley, only real cops can come in here.

Hey, man, take off your glasses.

Hey, no problem at all. Anything you want to use.

Hey, Taggart! What's taking you so long?

Hey! Sound the alarm. You got a break in.

Hi, baby. They actually like different kinds of music.

Hi!

His boy Biddle, he couldn't catch the Alphabet killer if he nuked the city.

Hold on a minute.

How are you, Chip? It's a beautiful place here, it's very comfortable.

How do you like that arrangement?

How the fuck can you steal a house? It's my uncle's house.

How the hell do you still consider yourself a commanding officer?

I ain't going fishing, it's too tiring.

I ain't happy about it, I'm not thrilled, but it's my job.

I am so close now, I'm closer than I've ever been and it's making me crazy.

I bet you 100 to 1 that's the next place that gets hit.

I called your inspector. He doesn't like you very much.

I can get blown for seven dollars.

I can't do it? I will not have this investigation pissed away.

I carry from A to B. I have nothing to do with C.

I checked with immigration. They never heard of a Johnny Wishbone!

I didn't call him a putz, I called you a putz.

I don't know him or you.

I don't know who this person is, but he is annoying us.

I don't know.

I don't know. I haven't seen him.

I don't need no help from no one.

I don't show any record of that delivery here in my log.

I don't think so.

I don't think so. He's too smart. What else you guys got?

I don't wanna see any more blue slips.

I don't want to hear that kind of talk.

I don't want to step on your tongues. Excuse me.

I don't... I don't think they're gonna let me and Taggart on it.

I fractured a law or two when I was a kid.

I get $10 for cars, I get $20 for limos. What the hell is this?

I get some kind of bust or my career's finished.

I got 2,000 blank American Express cards, right now. Gold.

I got a wife and two kids to feed, Axel.

I got angina the minute I saw Foley. Axel's got nine lives. I don't.

I got some swimming trunks in the bedroom. Dive in the pool. Come on.

I got to make moves. I'm moving constantly.

I got to work undercover with you. Just once. Why not?

I guess that's my cue. Excuse me.

I happen to be a major contributor.

I hate crooks that are late.

I have an unofficial relationship with this dude.

I have the money and I do wanna do business, but with you.

I have to use your computer because I have to wipe all evidence

I hope you made the bust. Did you make the bust? I really hope you did.

I just found out... I'm sorry. What happened?

I know it's a lot you don't understand, but this is my move,

I know you're getting upset and you have reason to be, but I am close.

I lost my whole investment because of you! Vinnie, what's wrong with you?

I love when you talk dirty. Get your mad ass in this pool with me.

I made it and a whole bunch just like it for Mr Cain.

I mean... I think he's going to be OK.

I need authorisation.

I need you to drive the Ferrari for a couple of days.

I never know where the hell he is or what the hell he's doing.

I pay all my tickets!

I personally solved the Alphabet case up in a body bag over an hour ago.

I said shut up!

I said shut up.

I said to your mayor we're very thankful you allowed Foley to help us.

I said, Where you wanna go? He said, I wanna go 385 North, I said,

I saw on the monitors. Are you sure it's ours?

I see trucks.

I suggest you don't use the telephone. You don't sneeze, you don't cough.

I suppose you're trying to be charming.

I think the cement truck was a tactical decoy.

I think there must be a mistake. Your company made a mistake.

I think we have a problem. Fielding says he's made that casing for Cain.

I think you should give your boys a big round of applause.

I think your father got shot 'cause he was on to something.

I thought that was you, man! You almost got busted, I did get busted!

I told y'all I wasn't always a cop.

I told you the deck was slippery.

I tried to create a stress free environment.

I wanna know who the hell you are and what the hell you're doing here!

I want to check out these coordinates, see if they intersect.

I want you in by Thursday. Do you understand me?

I want you out of this pool and this house in seven minutes.

I was with Marci trying to get the seats back. I don't know if they're stuck.

I will sleep, eat, drink, shit... No, I ain't going to shit...

I, for some reason, assumed that if my instructions were clear,

I... I don't know what happened on the City Deposit, Max.

I'd already assigned you and Taggart to the Peterson extortion case.

I'd concentrate everything I've got on cracking this code

I'd like to go over plan C and D.

I'd like to make a donation. Here's $200 in the name of Sidney Bernstein.

I'd like to see my twin daughters, Monique and Unique, again.

I'd like to see my twin daughters, Monique and Unique, again.

I'd very much like you to meet Judy.

I'll fill you in as soon as I get it straight myself.

I'll give you my number, you just pass it on to her.

I'll go.

I'll have your badges if you don't go to traffic duty. You hear me? Get out!

I'll straighten this out. It's Miller time.

I'm a cop. I didn't tell you before 'cause I knew you'd be upset.

I'm a police officer!

I'm a psychic from the island of St. Croix.

I'm Axel Foley, Beverly Hills building inspector.

I'm Axel Foley, the Beverly Hills building investigator.

I'm chief of the Beverly Hills Police Department.

I'm close to zooming the bastards. How's your daughter Jan?

I'm curious to know where... where his dick is at.

I'm from the Rap Coalition of America. Take that gun off, throw it over there.

I'm going back to Detroit for some good old fashioned street violence.

I'm going run in and say hi to Jan and take a peek. All right?

I'm gonna come by the house after I get settled

I'm gonna have the both of you investigated and suspended!

I'm gonna have to cancel out on the fishing trip.

I'm gonna have to straighten this out. I'm gonna have to talk to my people,

I'm gonna kick your ass later!

I'm gonna take you with me. We're gonna be there smiling together.

I'm just doing this for my kids. This is the same way Bootsie got killed.

I'm late, Axel. Look, you take care of yourself, you hear?

I'm not gonna go back to Detroit without helping him.

I'm psychic! I'm a psychic phenomenon. Watch this. I don't know who you are,

I'm risking my life, what's in it for me? I have beautiful daughters.

I'm sorry I scared you. I let myself in. How you doing?

I'm sorry I'm not in now, but I done gone to the Lodge Hall.

I'm sorry to be bothering you at home, sir.

I'm sorry. I get carried away.

I'm sorry. I was trying to make you feel better.

I'm tired of your bullshit, Foley. You got three days.

I'm tired. I had some work to get done at the office.

I'm undercover deep now. This is deep.

I'm used to compromising my lifestyle.

I'm with the FBI Enforcement Bulletin.

I've been wanting to wear this for a while, Sarge.

I've encouraged this in my men

I've gotta go to a charity meeting,

If he ain't wired, why can't I frisk him?

If he suspected this dude, he'd have had him picked him up in 20 seconds.

If I don't see some results by then, I'm gonna cover my own ass.

If I don't see some results by then, I'm gonna grind your ass into dog meat.

If I only have three days to do this, I have to go deep undercover.

If I play Beethoven, they wither.

If we fail, I stand to be put to considerable expense

If we open this door now,

If we use this foil...

If you can't handle it, I'll take my bag of money to somebody who can.

If you could just take it off my desk

If you get your head out of your ass long enough?

If you like, I can bring it by and you can verify it afterwards.

In fact, my ass left already. I got to catch up with it.

In his latest robbery attempt, the man was fatally wounded.

In search for better life.

Inspector Todd wants to see you immediately.

Inspector Todd? Ted Egan, mayor of Beverly Hills.

Is that one of your father's hangouts?

Is that turtle shit in there?

Is there a foreman around? Thank you.

Is there something that I have in this office

Is this guy serious?

It doesn't look like Gerald Ford.

It is Cain. Charles Cain. Carlos is Spanish for Charles.

It takes 60 cops to do this shit back in Detroit.

It was partly my fault.

It was real simple. You frame Cain, kill Cain,

It would be embarrassing to dive in... I don't want to talk about it.

It's a .308 rifle shell cut to fit the .44 Magnum automatic.

It's a Federal Reserve bank, where banks take their money.

It's a new ball game out here, Axel, and we're not invited.

It's a real pain in the ass for me. I can not control the son of a bitch.

It's all politics here now, Axel.

It's all we got to go on.

It's classified, but its policy date is 1974.

It's coming from there.

It's her fault for thinking you'd change.

It's just right on your way out. It's no problem.

It's Max. You know, you guys should look at your guest list more carefully,

It's not gonna hurt to let him see the letters.

It's not weird. It's very simple.

It's under my name, but it's my wife's car! No, no, no! Bitch!

Jeff.

Jeffrey, I talked to Marci, she doesn't want to meet you.

Jeffrey, please, leave me alone!

Jeffrey, stop talking. How's the Ferrari?

Jesus Christ!

Jesus, Billy! Come on, Axel.

Jesus, Billy.

Jesus, look at that watch! Is that a Patek Philippe?

Just checking parking meters in the area?

Just drive it around. But nobody can know it's you. You have to be me.

Just make sure nothing happens to that Ferrari.

Just right near your way out. The name's on the office. Just over there.

Just something. I want to be involved.

Just tell me where the seat belt is at!

Karla did the job and left the notes.

Keep him there while I check him out.

Keep it up and to the left. All right?

Keep the grip tight. There you go.

Kiss my ass?

Let me call you back, OK.

Let me call you back, OK.

Let me explain something to you, all right.

Let me explain something to you, OK? This is a sound seeking projectile.

Let me talk to him. When you're done, let me talk.

Let's give Billy a big Dating Game kiss. Where's your telephone?

Let's go see Russ Fielding then.

Let's go to the Gun Club.

Let's go!

Let's go. Get the Secret Service men...

Like, you'd be holding something in that hand

Lines are down. Unable to verify.

Lock it. Right now, lock it.

Look alive, you may never see it again.

Look at the big titties. Look at this, titties, orange juice, beer...

Look, I got to see those letters that the guy left.

Look, I'm the goddamned chief of police here.

Look, two years ago, I almost lost my job.

Looks like a goddamn war zone. What the hell have you done, Taggart?

Looks like you've done that before.

Lutz and Biddle, it's like Kibbles 'n Bits, but different!

Lutz is just looking for a reason to bust our asses.

Lutz thinks he's a serial robber. I think he's a nut case.

Lutz's computer guys are working on the codes now.

Man! I was going to teach you how to fish, too.

Max fucked it up for everybody, so let's just go home.

Max! How'd you get in here?

May I help you?

Maybe the Pointer Sisters live here or something.

Maybe we can get out of this if we keep our mouths shut. Don't say anything.

Metalux Explosive Research Company.

Move it! Come on. Let's do it.

Mr Foley.

Multi explosive, sound seeking projectiles.

My director has asked me to interview

My friend's in a prison body shop fixing all the cars he smashed.

My hunch is somebody gave him a tip, he came here and they tried to waste him.

My hunch is we won't find any oil field equipment if we find Dent.

My name is Johnny... Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone.

My name is Lionel Hand.

My truck.

Neither am I, but I got to see those letters.

Next thing you know, you'll have afros... Big dicks and all.

No one else will be in the car but me, 24 hours a day I will be in the car.

No right angles this thing's round as a donut.

No way!

No, no. It's $67,000. And fast. It goes from 100 to 150 in...

No, sir, but that's beside the point.

No, sir. Captain Bogomil didn't know anything about it.

No, that is exactly the point. Thank you. You're history, kiddo.

No.

Nobody knows that you planned the jobs.

Nobody knows that you wrote the Alphabet notes.

Now could you please sign my authorisation for my flash money?

Now he's a civilian, and it's his right to shake his ass like everybody else.

Now he's laying in the hospital somewhere unconscious.

Now listen, if I catch either one of you doing anything except traffic duty,

Now look, I'm into something kind of important here.

Now that you're done being a California hero,

Now the magnets have the illusion

Now what?

NOW!

NOW! Now!

Of George Kingfish Stephens.

Oh, listen, punch Rosewood in his eye

Oh, you mean like if I had...

Oh, you mean the construction? I'm very embarrassed about that.

OK, OK.

OK? I have a wife and two kids.

OK. But we got to be careful.

OK. Here we go.

OK. Tell him you found his man.

OK. You got the money?

On everything in the last six months.

Once a week. Just once a week, I'd like tea.

Once we cross the line, there's no way back.

One fifteen.

One other thing, your secret undercover partner Mario Andretti Friedman

One thirty.

Open the door without...

Party time!

People are gonna try to page me. Axel? No answer,

People get money and lose their mind.

People say I want to live in a round house. You got the money? Fuck it.

Perrier water is what you want.

Please, that's all I have. Please take it. I'm sorry, that's it.

Police Captain Andrew Bogomil has been gunned down in broad daylight

Policy requires us to give you a board of review within two days.

Probably selling to his contacts or some shit like that in Central America.

Protesting the suspension of privileges by prison authorities.

Really admire her for having the courage to leave you

Release safety.

Remember I told you about him? He told the cops he was from Buffalo.

Repeating now the top story from the LA news desk.

Richard James. 1603 Hillcrest Road.

Right now, I have the rest of my case to finish, so excuse me.

Right now!

Right.

Ring.

Rosewood, get some wheels.

Russ Fielding I think his name is. Supposed to be the best.

Sarge, will you just relax and trust me?

Sarge? You old bloodhound!

Say. .

Scooch down inside the car like... Drive like this.

See, the name pop inside my head like that.

See, the people you least expected, they're studs.

See? Every now and then, an occasional long shot pays off.

See? It's an old street cop trick.

See? Would you lighten up and take some risks?

Seventy three.

She can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose.

She doesn't know me. What did you tell her?

She doesn't like you. She doesn't want to meet you.

She doesn't want to be with me, she wants to drive in the car.

She knew you were hard to live with when she married you.

She was supposed to hang out with me this weekend.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit.

Shit. There goes my medical insurance.

Shit. We're in trouble now. Goddamn it! Axel's AWOL.

Shut up, Billy. She might come back.

Sir, Captain Bogomil didn't call the FBI. I did.

Sir, do you own a black Mercedes Benz, license plate number CRL 507?

Sir, we're with the Beverly Hills Police. Are you Mr Sidney Bernstein?

Sir, you have 25 unpaid tickets and it's your car. So we have to take you in.

Six foot blonde women grow on trees in California.

Smile. Smile real big. Let's do a rap together.

So Charles Cain is the Alphabet robber?

So drive the car with Marci.

So I checked our foreign office in London

So I give you my oath right here there will be no F crime.

So we just go visit him tomorrow morning.

So what he does is he heists some bank, heists some jewellery,

So what I did, was come to Beverly Hills to help the police out.

So you are the new chief of police?

So you sign that for me, and I'm going so deep, sir, you'll not even know...

So you're gonna straighten all this stuff out?

So, how long would it take to shave those legs anyway?

Some kind of construction.

Somebody get me the foreman. I'd like to see the foreman.

Somebody got drunk and shit in the pool. OK?

Somebody made a mistake in the pool. I'd like to go clean the pool.

Someone had a little... how we say...

Something you don't want to do, but you gotta do it.

Split it.

Stand up slowly, walk ahead of me and open the door.

Stay down. One minute.

Stop it! Stop working! Get me the plans.

Stop what you're doing!

Take a break from cheering me up, will you?

Take a good look at him 'cause you're going to kill him.

Take care of Jan, all right?

Talk me into this shit. But I can't pull out till

Technically, you're a goddamn idiot. Get out of here, Taggart!

Tell him I'm out pursuing my credit card bust. All right?

Ten dollars? I have twin daughters... with pigtails.

Thank you, Judy. I have business to take care of. Where'd you find that bitch?

Thank you. My pleasure.

Thanks.

That cuts it, Taggart! You're fired!

That even you could follow them.

That guy sold them,

That half of police work are cops following their hunches.

That hand you'd go, What did I have there? I don't even remember.

That I could hand to you and that would make you kind of forget

That looks like the girl from the Gun Club.

That the Beverly Hills Police having some trouble figuring out crimes.

That the connection's never been broken.

That the robbery was foiled and the money was saved.

That was a mistake.

That we have identified the Alphabet bandit.

That were made on the Adriano job.

That you're holding those little pink tickets there?

That's a $50,000 automobile.

That's former president Gerald Ford there.

That's my alias. I don't like a lot of publicity.

That's Nik Thomopolis. He owns this place.

That's the name he's using now. His marriage is breaking up.

The Andersons, before they went off to Hawaii, they changed the plans.

The connection's gonna break between the magnets.

The dude is definitely bad luck. I don't know what he is to you,

The ferns very definitely like the Boston Pops.

The horses have now reached the starting gate.

The judge awarded her the name for use at the Betty Ford Clinic and stuff.

The man put his neck on the line for me, all right?

The man was shot dead at the scene this morning

The result is now official. The winner, Johnny's Dilemma...

The three of us are all that's left.

The three of us are all that's left.

The truth is, this department's fronted you a fortune.

The Warden said the measures were taken to enforce discipline,

Then he seemed preoccupied.

Then take your gum to hold it in place...

Then throws this easy code at the cops and puts Cain's name on it.

Then we take our knife...

Then why is there a man in my club

There are people out there with chainsaws! You're cuffing me?

There's no B and D, I'm looking for something.

There's not gonna be anybody there this time of night, sarge.

There's not supposed to be any right angles on this building.

There's only two or three people that know how to do this quality work.

These are .44 auto mags.

These are my friends. That's Sydney. He's a Wandering Jew.

These are shell casings leftover from the first robbery at Adriano's.

These are the old plans! Weren't you at the meeting?

These documents are self explanatory, they'll make your life a lot easier.

They don't even make these any more, they're too expensive.

They get a gut reaction to something, they go with it.

They got the money, wanna live in a donut, let them live inside a donut.

They haven't taken possession yet.

They operated on him, Axel.

They put it right here in this little log. I tell you what.

They require your signature.

They tell me they don't want my help, don't need my help. So I'm gonna go.

They'll crack it when we want them to.

They'll talk to their people, then to your people

They're in Hawaii for a week while the construction's happening.

They're with Board of Health. They're making sure I do the job thoroughly.

Things are getting pretty crazy, huh, sarge?

Things like this work out. Trust me.

This Charles Cain. I just met this guy. He works in the Beverly Hills Gun Club.

This crime, this robbery, could be a political disaster for the mayor.

This guy had nothing to do with Bogomil getting shot.

This is a big mistake. A big mistake.

This is a Detroit badge. What the hell are you doing in Beverly Hills?

This is a local crime. My men will solve it locally, Roseweed.

This is a shell casing from a .308 rifle. They cut it down to fit a .44.

This is definitely breaking the law.

This is Dent's accountant, Sidney Bernstein.

This is Detective Axel Foley

This is Mona.

This is not good. This is not good.

This is the one that's gonna make me cop of the month.

This is Thomopolis, he's into guns and drugs. Hugh Hefner.

This is what the man looks like now, that's the ex president.

This is Wild Kingdom.

This is your town. You should know shit like that.

Three minutes!

Throw the gun over there. If you like rap music so much,

Tickets haven't been paid. That means you're liable.

Time!

Time!

To find out everything you can find out about a guy named Maxwell Dent.

To help break this alphabet code?

To make absolutely certain nothing goes wrong.

Trust you? You drive worse than Maureen.

Two hundred dollars? Please, I'm robbing you. That's what I'm doing.

Two thirty.

Understands my contact at headquarters wouldn't want his name to be known.

Unit 21, handle. Unit 22, assist. City Deposit, 341 Gregory.

Vinnie!

Wait a minute. There's a guy at the Beverly Hills Shooting Club.

Wait a minute. What did you say? Metalux?

Wait a second, look. I just thought that if there was a problem...

Wait a second. I've got an idea.

Wait a second. You're all on duty. No martinis for you.

Wait. It's 11.00. The Gun Club's closed.

Watch yourself. Anybody in there?

We can't. All we got is fingerprints. We don't have enough evidence.

We do our best. Maybe you'd like to have a guest membership.

We got to do this. The three of us. All for one, one for all.

We personally, my own computer team personally

We started this together, we're gonna finish together.

We walk in without the alarm going off.

We'll go ahead as planned. Get Cain to prepare E.

We'll probably be directing traffic the rest of our lives anyway.

We'll send it along with the .44 shells.

We'll straighten this outwith research.

We'll straighten this thing out. Just leave it in my hands.

We're a little late.

We're getting in deep with Axel again.

We're not even supposed to be working on the Alphabet case.

We're proud of it ourselves. Don't touch the leather, sweetheart.

We've promised to deliver Thomopolis $10 million, Friday at 6 p.m.

We/come to Wheel of Fortune. I just thought I heard Jack say...

Well, here he is, on television.

Well, I wasn't always a police officer.

Well, let's put an APB out on Cain.

Well, sir, technically, this is traffic duty.

Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets.

Well, what you can do, sir, is you can call back to Detroit tomorrow

Well, you have.

Well... I'm attached to a multi jurisdictional

Weren't you supposed to leave for Detroit, Axel?

What about my daughters, Monique and Unique?

What about that, Rosewood? Talk to me!

What about them? What's in it for me? What's in it for my family?

What are you doing in a place like this?

What are you talking cop? He ain't no cop.

What are you trying to say, sir?

What are you, nuts? Jesus Christ, Billy, we gotta to talk.

What do you make of this, Andrew?

What do you mean by mistake?

What do you mean she doesn't want to see me?

What do you think? Sharp?

What happens is the fumes from the super glue

What I'm trying to do is just confine myself to the other five bedrooms,

What in the hell you need $1,000 for?

What mistakes? Adriano's was perfect.

What the fuck is going on here?

What the hell are you doing in here?

What the hell have you done here?

What the hell is going on? Is this a magic show?

What the hell is going on? Who the hell are you?

What the hell is this?

What would he be doing here?

What would you say if I told you there was a six foot blonde working here?

What? Are you nuts?

What's that for?

Whatever's happened, the fact remains

When am I gonna see some arrest slips?

When Todd asks me what you're doing, I say he's working 24 hours a day.

Where are the bad guys at the end of this rainbow?

Where could I send you an application?

While you're messing with the titty woman over here.

Who are these two gentlemen with you?

Who are you guys? Who's that black guy?

Who do you think you are? Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?

Who the hell is talking to you?

Whoever did this shit knew what they were doing.

Whoever it was got away clean.

Why are you involved with this case?

Why are you involved with this case?

Why aren't my parties like this?

Why don't y'all meet me back at the station in about an hour?

Why don't you meet me at my house at 1603 Hillcrest in about an hour, OK?

Why isn't he just splitting with the stolen cash?

Why would an oilman risk all this, even if he was down on his luck?

Will they be able to break this one?

Will you go put your trunks on and get in this pool?

Will you stop worrying and go home? Trust me.

With shell casings from one of my guns asking questions?

Women.

Would you take that off my desk and drop it off at Mr Fielding's?

Would you two boys like to hold onto your jobs just a little while longer?

Y'all can work this out after I go. Have a nice day.

Yeah, but how? Where?

Yeah, I found a lot of newspaper cut outs about oil prices dropping.

Yeah, I know, you fractured an occasional law when you were a kid.

Yeah, it's secretive. It's like a James Bond thing! Yes, yes.

Yeah, OK. I'm leaving now.

Yeah, that one. I just found out what happened.

Yeah, that'd be nice, kinda like shooting guns in the house.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. He's the biggest arms dealer on the West Coast.

Yeah. I'll be there.

Yeah. Today at noon.

Yeah. Trust me.

Yeah. Why don't you take care of my uncle's house till he gets back.

Yes, and I've never heard such inexcusable abuse.

Yes, he appreciates it, Max, but take your ass home.

Yes, I do, he's under my command. But he's assigned to some

Yes, mayor.

Yes, pork. It's definitely pork. I ain't doing shit around this dude.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, the pool was clean yesterday. Today the pool is dirty.

Yes. I'm from Metalux Explosive Research Company.

Yes. Lucky guess.

Yo, man, we got to talk seriously.

You act like you never saw nobody in a suit.

You and Marci can't do freaky shit in that car. Do something for me.

You better get your ass home back here to your real job.

You boys ready? Let's go.

You can never have too much firepower.

You can't even maintain a supervisory relationship with your own personnel.

You can't keep God waiting.

You can't tell there's something weird happening inside here?

You come a half hour late and on top of all that you bring a cop with you too!

You didn't tell him that, did you?

You don't do anything and if you have to break wind, maybe a quiet, sneaky one.

You don't gotta thank me. I love you guys.

You don't have one of these, do you?

You got a match? Damn.

You got the money, you wanna do business, or what?

You got two days.

You got two kids, not a wife and two kids.

You guys are destroying these peoples' houses.

You guys really need me!

You had to write these names down, I have to clean pools. Where's the pool?

You have a Russell Fielding working here?

You have no knowledge of, nor control over your own troop's activities.

You involved yourself in business that doesn't concern you.

You just better make sure nothing happens to it.

You know as well as I do

You know how many times I put your magazine up...

You know something, if she didn't have a father with a gun,

You know, you can be such a pussy sometimes.

You let yourself in, you can let yourself out.

You like rap music? Well, turn around real slow then.

You meet me at this address. Three hours.

You moron. You called the Supervising Agent of the goddamn FBI,

You outdone your welcome and stayed too long.

You picked Dent's pocket?

You report to traffic duty, effective immediately.

You said he was shipping oil equipment to Central America.

You see, I know about every delivery that comes into here.

You son of a bitch. You beat the computer?

You still got that thing?

You still work at that insurance company?

You supplied your thugs on the Adriano's job with guns from my club?

You thought I was going to... I ain't gonna shit.

You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man.

You want me to spell it out? There's something floating in the pool.

You'd see we solved the whole goddamned thing!

You're asking me to risk my life. What am I gonna get out of this?

You're fired. I want you out of here now.

You're getting more and more like me every day.

You're going to get fired.

You're gonna get us all in deep shit.

You're illegal, buster.

You're in jail, buddy.

You're much better looking in person.

You're not even part of this department!

You're still a goddamn police officer, for Christ's sake!

You're the fucking guy with the truckload of cigarettes that day!

Your name is Johnson, right?

Your name is...

1603 Hillcrest. A big white house. Beautiful place.

9752 Gregory Way.

...Ain't cops. It means pigs.

507? That's my wife's car. You have 25 unpaid parking tickets.

A decoy? A decoy.

A little flash money... Flash money? Let's see...

Ain't that right? I'm very impressed.

And what the fuck is this? It's a blue slip.

Another word for cops. Wait a minute, Carlos?

Are they civilians now? You bet.

Are we having a problem? Hef! Hugh Hefner! Axel Foley!

Are you Russ Fielding, gunsmith? Yeah.

Aren't I a police officer, too? Remains to be seen.

As of this moment, you are suspended. What?

Axel, it's Bogomil. Hey! How you doing?

Be right back. Take your time, Russ.

Beautiful. And I can trust you?

Billy, what are you doing? Element of surprise.

Billy, what are you doing? Extend.

but whoever gave you this? Asshole. Son of a bitch.

Can I count on you, I can trust you? Of course. Yes.

Can I have a Coke with no ice? One Coke, no ice, coming up.

Can I have a piece? It's my last one.

Can you cuff Mr Bernstein, please? Cuff me?

Can you have a seat over here, Judy? Go over there! Go over there!

Certainly, sir. Thank you.

Certainly. Certainly. Thank you. Also, one other thing.

Chief, this is... Shut up, Rosewood!

Chief... Shut up.

Chip, perfect timing for once. Chip Cain. I'm the manager here.

Come on, stop this bullshit. Why won't he let me frisk him?

Come on! Shit.

Couldn't live without you? Her mother didn't have cable TV.

Cover me. Go, Axel!

Did y'all invest in some oil stocks? On a cop's pay? No way.

Did you get it? Yeah.

Did you say something, Taggart? He called you putz.

Didn't they tell you I was coming? No.

Do I really look like Gerald Ford? Y'all both look like Gerald Ford.

Do me a favour? Sure.

Do you know what I mean? Yes, sir.

Do you? Putz.

Don't I know it. Could you excuse me while I...

Down the hallway, right? Along the corridor.

Drive it...? No one can know it's you.

Get away from me. I have one question.

Get out, three hours! Give me time. Look, man, I'm a businessman.

Get the fuck out of here! Why can't I check if he ain't a cop?

Get the fuck out of here! You can't handle it?

Get the plans, please. Stop working! Who are you?

Give me a pen. Give me a pen! Come on, Axel...

Give me that super glue. OK.

Give them to me. You want my vitamins?

Give them to me. Yes. You want all of my vitamins?

He does? Yeah!

he's bad luck to me! I'll tell you what's bad luck.

Hello? Jeff? Axel.

Here, Billy. What?

Here, here, keep it Great.

Hey, Ace, over here. Hey, Vinnie.

Hey, Ace! Yeah, I'll be out in a minute.

Hey, Jan, Axel. How you doing? Hi, Axel.

Hey, Taggart, you coming or not? I'm coming!

Hey, what's that music from? The Dating Game.

Hey, where'd you get that? What?

Hey! Hey, hey! What, what?

Home protection. Billy, we got to talk.

how come you ain't you smiling? I'm smiling.

How do I do drive the car...? Duck down.

How you doing? OK, Axel.

How's he doing? If he's strong enough to live

I am fighting you on this, Harold. Chief Lutz to you.

I broke it. You broke it!

I can't believe... I don't want to hear it, Billy.

I described you to her. Why? I help you.

I got it. Lutz.

I got to go. I'll ask you later.

I got you. Have one person...

I have a theory on that, chief. OK.

I haven't. Y'all made a mistake. No. You don't understand.

I heard that. I know you heard. I was joking.

I just did what they showed here. You did the right thing,

I need some help. What?

I need some more credit cards. What?

I need you to drive the Ferrari. Drive it where?

I read it all the time. Thank you very much, sir.

I said I got a bag of money. A bag full of money.

I thought you were dead, Granby. Axel, I hate to bother you.

I understand here... No! If I were you,

I wasn't always a cop. He fractured an occasional law.

I will, Ted. Mayor!

I'll try. OK.

I'm afraid our horse didn't come in. Cain's did.

I'm gonna take a shower. OK.

I'm off. Thanks a lot, Axel.

I'm the foreman here. You're the foreman?

I'm the pool cleaner. The pool was cleaned yesterday.

If Cain's the man, where's the money? Where's Dent?

In the bedroom. Where, in the alligator pit?

Inspector T, how you doing? Where the fuck you been, Foley?

Is he in rock 'n' roll? No!

Is that right? I realise this is short notice,

Is this a black thing? Out.

It was red. OK. It was yellow!

It's a red light! It's red! It's green! It's green!

Let's get the hell out of here! Hold it!

Let's put an APB out on Dent. For what reason?

Like this. Swimming pool, Jacuzzi. What? I'm spoiling myself rotten.

Listen, captain, I have this friend... Wait, wait...

Look at all that oil. I don't see oil.

Lutz is a nut case. Not Lutz. The Alphabet bandit.

Lutz... Isn't that right?

Man! The plans have been changed!

Maureen came back. Did she really? Congratulations.

May I see your invitation, please? Excuse me.

Maybe I can help. It just stopped.

Move out. Let's go, move it!

My house in an hour. What did he do, sell them?

No problem. No problem at all. Thank you, Sidney, so much.

No, that's fine. Excuse me.

No! I was there to change these plans.

No. Before the Andersons went to Hawaii?

No. Don't.

No. Good.

No. They didn't tell you to come?

Now all we have to do is match it. Could use the computer downtown.

Obviously, I was wrong. I don't understand.

of the Detroit Police Department? Yes, it is.

of the Detroit Police Department. You mean the one...

OK. Bye bye.

Please, don't tell Todd it's you. Just scooch down...

Police officers! Police!

Really. Let's go.

Right. Axel, this isn't Detroit, you know.

See you around. Be cool, man.

She likes the car? She loves the Ferrari,

She's my girl. The bitch ain't happy. Listen.

Shit. Alarm tape. There are ways around alarm tape.

Shit. Put this stuff away. Who's this?

Shut up! On what grounds?

Sir, my name's not Roseweed... Shut up, please.

something would've happened! She's great, isn't she?

Stay right there! Freeze!

Sure you know what you're doing? Trust me.

Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you, sir.

Thank you. No problem!

That knife. It's mine.

That's what I said. This is Harold Lutz.

There was a bunch, I only took one. Why?

These are the wrong plans! Why?

They didn't? No!

They got their hands up, Billy. What took you guys so long?

They're at the station. But we can't take you there.

This guy's a fucking clown. Wait a second.

This is not a master criminal at all. Well, that's his print.

This is not my office. You damn right it isn't.

This was the pick up vehicle. Let's follow it as far as it goes.

Those look like oil pumps to you? It looks like World War Ill.

Three hours! I'm moving all the time. Business!

Three hours. Three hours. Three hours.

Three hours. Three hours. Three hours. Three hours.

Turtles are amazing to me. What are you doing?

two hundred dollars in this hand? Ouch! Let go of my arm.

Very smart, Billy. Listen.

Wait a second. This is wrong. What do you mean?

Wait! I have to change this.

Wait! I have to change this.

We almost got fucked up. Thank you.

We need something else. What are we gonna do now?

We solved the Alphabet crimes. You shut up!

We're undercover. You understand? Yes.

We've a warrant for your arrest. Twenty five? What 25?

Well, do the brakes work? I don't know. I haven't tried them.

Well, now that you think about it... Yes, yes?

Well, sir... We're off duty, sir. I live nearby.

Well, this is pretty sporty! Don't complain! It's all I could find.

What are we looking for? A needle in a haystack.

What are we supposed to be doing? Whoever took that truck is here.

What are you, a fucking art critic? No.

What do you mean? For the car.

What do you mean? He's let his insurance lapse

What do you want? What's in it for me?

What have you got? Strange.

What is that? Looks like a needle in a haystack.

What kind of music does he like? James Brown. Drives him nuts.

What the hell are you doing here? I came as soon as I heard.

What? Kill him, burn him, blow him away.

What? You what it's like, wild parties

What?! Out back.

What's in the bag? My vitamins.

What's it say? It says...

When do you need the cards? I need the cards in three hours.

when your father wakes up... He's better. He's up and around.

Where are my vitamins? Oh, your vitamins...

Where'd you get that? Shit, Axel, you stole evidence!

Where'd you get this one? This is a Christmas gift.

Where'd you get this one? This is a Christmas gift.

Where's his office? Along the corridor, down the steps.

Where's the pasture at? There. Dent's oil field.

Which one is that? The racetrack. Empyrean Fields.

Who are you talking to? OK, listen. Wait.

Who is he? I'd say he's a cop. Wouldn't you?

Who is that man? I don't know.

Who pulled the Alphabet jobs? Dent's going broke, OK?

Who? This Alphabet bandit.

Yeah! I need to see the plans then

Yeah? If we don't step on it,

Yeah? Kiss my ass! Kiss mine! You're fired, too!

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Yo, man...

Yeah. Yes. And you're my friend?

Yello? Is this Inspector Todd

Yes, sir. Jesus Christ...

Yes, yes, yes. I'm sure a man of your position

Yes. He ordered these plutonium nitrate,

Yes. It is '73. I know.

You callin' me a cop? You definitely a cop!

You got that? Deal. I'll have a dog meat ass.

You got the credit cards or not? Listen.

You have 25 unpaid parking tickets. I pay my tickets.

You just hit a squad car! I know, it's OK. I know the guy.

You know I'm a businessman. What?

You make chief of police yet or what? That's right.

You shut your mouth once and for all! No goddamn it! You shut up!

You want me to drive the Ferrari? I'm going out of town a couple days,

You want to work undercover? Yes!

You watch yourself Lutz, why didn't I know about this?

You! You! Stop working! Stop working!

You'll regret this, Ted. I've regretted it for two months.

You're fired. Do you understand? Don't overreact, Ted.

You're out of the cop business! Will you just listen a minute?

You're the fucking cop. I'm checking you for a wire.

...accident in the pool. Accident?

...and you squeeze it between the two magnets,

...out there, isn't he, Axel? Billy's pretty fucked up.

...was second and Marshall's Madness came in third.

...Winning it by a nose...

' $0? ' $0?

'Cause I can smell it. It's in the air. I smell it.

'cause I'm gonna be deep undercover.

'cause Max ain't supposed to be in here. You know why?

$2,000 for a suit. $200 for a tie.