Pineapple Express (2008) Edit

A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it?

A D in the face.

A lesbian? Fuck you, Dale!

A little sometimes. She has a couple...

A powdered wig, a sombrero, leotards.

A woman. A police woman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy...

A, I use a bong. It filters out the addictive shit. Seriously.

Absolutely. You've got something there.

All right, cool. Listen, I'm gonna come by.

All right, everybody be cool, man. Be cool.

All right, hold on. I got an idea.

All right, homes. Good.

All right, man.

All right, you listen to me, Cheung, you motherfucker!

All right! Look out!

All right.

All right.

All right. Are you using protection?

All right. This is how it ends.

All this current system is doing...

Alrighty, man, thanks. Have a good one.

Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood leff?

And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked...

And for you to come into my house...

And from this point forward, I'm not taking any of your fucking shit.

And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here...

And he has a really awesome hideout too. It's pretty badass.

And his brain flew every... I'm gonna be... I'm gonna throw up.

And I'm glad we're partners.

And I'm gonna die in here with some asshole.

And it's a shell, and it's like they go from one shell to the next.

And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had...

And now because of that, you've been served.

And now I'm dealing with it.

And now this Dale Denton guy? You serious?

And now you're hocking me about my grandson.

And Red got this from Ted?

And that we became friends in the process...

And that's what I am. It's like I'm just a hermit crab changing shells.

And the Asians are number two in town...

And the Elephant Man.

And the other guy, he was very good looking...

And then he said that he found Denton's car...

And then they got me again right here.

And they kept asking questions about my grandson.

And this here, Spanish Trampoline.

And we don't need the shampoos. Why did ...?

And we have hosted violence in our home because of it.

And we're, like, mad fucking tight, man.

And when he does, he's gonna fucking kill me.

And you can call it rude. You can call it whatever you want.

And you fucking came here?

And you hurt damn near every one of them.

And you'll blow a bunch of dudes and become a lesbian...

And you're telling me that guy in the little short shorts...

And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass turd when I'm there.

Angie, I swear to God, you do something or I'm gonna...

Angie, I'm calling because I love you more than anything in the world...

Angie, you have exhibited poor decision making skills.

Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.

Answer the question.

Anybody out there?

Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll Ups.

Anyway, I should really get going, man. I gotta go.

Anyways, yeah, dude, next year. Next year college, man. College.

Apparently you hit him with your car, I'm told.

Are you kidd ...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth.

Are you the only guy in town who has this?

As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer.

As soon as we kill those sacks of shit tonight, Ted...

As sure as shit you will.

Asians!

Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian.

Ask him. Just ask him, okay?

Ask what? Just come straight. What's up?

At least I had an idea. You didn't, so shut up.

At the time, I was like: But it was kind of funny.

B, what does that have to do with anything? I witnessed murder.

Barracudas.

Be careful with that thing, man. Here's the cash, grab the stash.

Be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house.

Beautiful. What's it called?

Because I'm high! Fuck! And it... What do you want ...? Okay. Jesus.

Because I'm tired, man. Not feeling so hot.

Because that's what you are. You're my best friend.

Because, you know, my bubbe's got season tickets to the opera...

Been taking Vicodin. Doesn't really take swelling down.

Belogus.

Belogus. Faye Belogus.

Best fucking friends forever, man. Seriously.

BFFF.

Bitch!

Blood from my ear just...

Bloodhounds.

Boring people to death on the radio.

Bring it on.

Bro's before ho's.

Bubbe. Hey, guys.

Bullshit.

Business for the businessman.

But I am the only guy in the whole city that has it.

But the worst part was...

But you didn't save me.

But you weren't gonna stop.

Buzz it in three seconds exactly.

Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed.

Call me when I can go home.

Can I have a piece of that?

Can you torch me?

Can't get the edge.

Car.

Carol used to be a little crazy, man. She used to throw tickle parties.

Carol, she's cool now.

Cheung, it's Ted.

Chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here. We got a lot of time to hang out.

Chris is getting Snicklefritz.

Cleared. Over.

Cold sore? Does that mean fucking herpes?

Come back! Saul!

Come here!

Come here.

Come on up.

Come on, bitch. Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight.

Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Come on, let's go. It makes sense. He's right.

Come on, Saul. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. This could be your moment of redemption.

Come to me!

Cool, man. Well, thanks. Good to see you.

Couldn't we just, like, sell some weed...

Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice.

Crazy. What time is it?

Dad, he'll be here.

Dale Denton comes flying in here like a madman...

Dale Denton: Not Asian. All right. Kill Red.

Dale Denton. He's with me.

Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro.

Dale said that you didn't even have herpes and I said that you did.

Dale who?

Dale, anyway, I can't wait for next year when this bullshit's over.

Dale, he's hurting me!

Dale, no!

Dale, Saul, the Asians. Every last one of them.

Dale, wait. Wait.

Dale!

Dale!

Dale! Dale! Dale! It's happening. I was eating a Fruit Roll...

Dale?

Dale. You know what? Drug dealers... Let me tell you something.

Damn it. I got one more on my leg.

Damn.

Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree, tree! Squirrel!

Definitely. All right, peace, brother.

Denton might've been a Jew. I don't know.

Did you check the rest of the house?

Did you shoot that guy?

Dinner.

Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole.

Disguise.

Do you have any idea how weak you just made us look?

Do you know what “shut the fuck up” mean?

Do you know what that means?

Do you know what today is?

Do you think he has anything to do with the guy that we shot?

Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to?

Do you use the pool over here?

Don't fucking get on my case, all right?

Don't hurt yourself. Adios.

Don't move. Don't you move. This shit hurts.

Don't move. What's in your hand?

Don't talk to me like that. I'm not a little kid, I'm a man!

Don't tell anybody that you sold it to me.

Don't worry, bro. Think about Evander Holyfield.

Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven.

Don't.

Don't... Look, we don't want to bring you in to what we're in, okay?

Drug dealers are trying to kill me. And you. And my family.

Dude, I literally hear nothing.

Dude, I wanted to tell you.

Dude, what happened to your eye?

Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.

Dudes, seriously, we're here for a reason. Just ask him.

Duty calls, but it's good to see you. Thanks.

Either I'm getting ready to die or I'm gonna take a massive shit.

El Dorado.

End of story.

Even if he found that roach, how could he know where you are?

Everyone likes smoking weed.

Everything's fine. I told you, bro.

Except, if you're a dick your whole life...

Finish it off with my mouth, pal. Let's go.

First things first.

Flush.

For now, this is what we're gonna do.

For real?

Foxes.

Freeze, goddamn it! Don't even think about it!

Friends. Life.

From what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever.

Fuck all this, you know? Get him out of here.

Fuck off, loser.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucked up, man.

Fucking cops. Shit.

Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.

Fucking hide and seek.

Fucking Pete? He was ex CIA.

Fucking sick, man. You know how many joints we've shared?

Future. The future.

Game over, motherfuckers! Everybody freeze!

Garagely. I'll contact you.

Get bus tickets.

Get down, motherfucker!

Get down, motherfucker!

Get it going. Grab the scale. Let's get me out of here.

Get it out!

Get it out. Shout off the rooftops:

Get me out of this room.

Get on the bus? Leave? Buy bus tickets?

Get out of here, man. I didn't do shit, Denton.

Get out of my car. I can't believe you think it's an option.

Get out your goddamn gun. You're making me uncomfortable.

Get some burritos or something.

Get those. I don't wanna run them over in the vacuum...

Get up. Yeah. Nice.

Get your foot out of there.

Get your hands up on it. There we go.

Give me that fire extinguisher.

Go ahead and run, you little dipshit. I'll find you.

Go easy. That's a big handful, guys. Come on.

Go to the Days Inn downtown, okay?

Go to the next town. Contact some police.

Go! Go!

God...

Goddamn it!

Gonna be kick ass. I will watch her back for you.

Gonna die.

Good.

Good. Fine. Whatever. It's over.

Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?

Got two TVs and radio. That's pretty rad.

Gravity.

Great. Well, do you remember where he lives?

Gross.

Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Hang on one second, man.

Happy birthday.

Harder.

Has anyone seen my bigger knife?

He ain't getting any of that Pineapple Express.

He came back to save us.

He came back to save us.

He can't, man. Only fucking Red knows.

He fucked up Matheson's face. Hit him with a pot of hot coffee.

He fucking killed him.

He is. I'll tell you that, man. Saul is a good dude.

He knows my name. He's acting weird.

He must have seen the murder! Let's kill him!”

He sent two guys over here, Budlofsky and Matheson.

He shot Pete?

He'll be, “Yeah, I sold it to Saul.” Why wouldn't he?

He's a liar. He's lying to us, man. He's lying to us.

He's at a war right now with the Asians.

He's crushing my balls. Crushing my balls.

He's going for the phone to call Ted!

He's got another one, in the side.

He's great. He's a wonderful lab partner. He'll keep an eye on her.

He's just, like, an asshole.

He's obviously working with Saul.

He's punching my bum!

He's totally gonna take care of Angela, man.

He's whispering to another man.

Heard you whispering to that other guy that you were talking to. Who is that?

Heat seeking missiles.

Hello, you're listening to PPRPBP. I am Dale Denton.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hey, man.

Hello.

Help me!

Help.

Her car's better.

Her yearbooks, report cards, her cell number is written...

Here it is. One: Lots of dudes.

Here we go. Okay.

Here's good.

Herpes is for life, bro.

Herpes!

Hey, Angie, what's happening?

Hey, Clark, how you doing, man? What's up?

Hey, Dale.

Hey, Dale.

Hey, hey. All right, okay.

Hey, let me ask you something.

Hey, Mrs. Mendelson.

Hey, Sam. Big huge fan. First time caller.

Hey, Saul. I came back for you, bro.

Hey, Ted!

Hey, the food's still warm.

Hey, watch him.

Hey, what's up, dudes?

Hey, you all right, man? That sounded pretty hectic.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. In here.

Hey. Put that cross joint out.

Hi, Ted.

Hi, there. Are you Sandra Danby?

Hi.

Hi. Am I on the air?

Hit and run, Mr. Denton. Hit and run.

Holy bejesus!

Holy shit, man!

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

Honestly, like, from now on, from everything that we've gone through...

How can I explain this to you differently?

How could he connect the Pineapple Express weed to you?

How did this happen?

How do you feel?

How does that sound? Good?

How many cops does he have on his payroll? Tell us.

How they're both disarmed and they're downstairs.

How you like me now, huh?

How'd you know that?

I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.

I always care about you.

I always cared about you. That's not what this is. Okay?

I am somewhat immature, but you're more immature. I'm older.

I been smelling something in this department.

I believe that's a mole, ma'am.

I bet they can't even triangulate those things.

I bird watch. I don't.

I buzzed it. Open the door when I buzz it.

I can hear everything you're saying.

I can make it up. I forgot, “bro's before ho's.”

I can't be addicted to marijuana.

I can't believe I'm in this situation right now because of you...

I can't come.

I can't do this. I'm sorry. I can't do this.

I can't even light this thing on my own.

I can't feel you.

I can't see!

I can't see! The Slushee!

I can't this weekend, but you know what? Here.

I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started.

I couldn't agree more, Red. That's why I've come here, okay?

I couldn't remember if it was today or tomorrow. All right, I gotta go.

I did it on three. On “one, two, three, go”?

I didn't buzz you in. How the monkey did you get in here?

I didn't mean that.

I didn't wanna hurt you. It was like, “You better not leave here.”

I didn't wanna think that that's what my life was.

I do not trust you, sir.

I do.

I don't know if we should start going down that road.

I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.

I don't know who these people are, what they're capable of...

I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Call it.

I don't know. He could have a bunch. This dude is super well connected.

I don't know. He was a big, gray haired man...

I don't know. How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty.

I don't know. I just...

I don't know. I'm sorry about that. I don't know your protocol yet.

I don't know. It's always something different, I guess.

I don't know. Let's just go... Go to a motel or a hotel and just hide out.

I don't know. They're shooting!

I don't know. We should get out of the middle of the road. Come on.

I don't know. What? Chinese? Or Korean or...

I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. You let it out by accident?

I don't think “maybe” is the answer.

I don't wanna go near this guy.

I don't wanna have to do this.

I don't want a moment. I don't want... Fine, go.

I don't work for the law. The law works for me.

I don't... I mean, yeah. I don't know.

I don't... Normally he's... That's really weird.

I feel like I can smell it.

I feel like something's happening here. Is that a boner?

I feel pretty sure that I'm not an asshole.

I found a bloody fork.

I freaked out. I panicked, okay?

I fucking love you, dog. Fucking love you.

I got a wife. She's gonna be out of jail soon.

I got glass in my ass.

I got nothing to be embarrassed about.

I gotta ask you. So...

I gotta lay some shit on you.

I gotta say, I've had, like, a lot of weed dealers in my day.

I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to make them admit they're themselves...

I gotta... I gotta get to Angie's. I have to make sure she's okay.

I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos.

I hate you!

I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. It's a bad day for me.

I have horrible anorexia, and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.

I have to take a shit.

I haven't used a gun since Uam.

I heard something, then I saw something.

I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life...

I just know they'll like you, that's all.

I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in.

I just talked to my mom, and they are so excited you're coming for dinner.

I just want them to see that.

I just want you to know, I always got your back.

I just... Look, I can't come.

I killed six guys, I think. How many guys did you ...?

I knew you were going soft.

I know I was an asshole. I hope I redeemed myself.

I know there's tons of guys that are gonna be trying to get on that shit.

I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? Just us, for real?

I know, I'm sorry about the clocks.

I know. I'm a disgusting person.

I let go, now just get this goddamn door off of me!

I like the drugs you sell. That's it.

I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old.

I love you guys.

I love you, Dad, but the dynamic in our relationship is about to change.

I love you.

I love you. Do you love me?

I mean, like, the sack of weed.

I mean, she has a difterent last name.

I mean, What the fuck does that mean?

I might act tough...

I never saw them in my life before.

I only have, like, 50 bucks. I don't think that'll even buy one ticket.

I realize now that if you would take me back...

I really appreciate it. That means a lot to me.

I really... I can't man. I gotta...

I remember thinking, “This doesn't count as a full point.”

I repeat, requesting update on Dale Denton. I have the fugitive in custody.

I run hot.

I said I might be able to go, so why is she doing that already?

I saw someone murder someone else...

I saw them kill him.

I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seen it.

I shot him. I don't have time for a fucking negotiation.

I shot someone who was already dead so that doesn't count as a murder.

I should be kicking his fucking teeth in.

I should call Angie soon.

I should not be in this situation, so fuck you.

I take the hit? That's how it's gonna be?

I think he's crazy about murdering.

I think the guy was Ted.

I think there's a package in the mailbox.

I think, “Yes, I'm gonna help you, Dale”...

I thought hurricane season was over.

I thought hurricane season was over.

I threw a roach of this outside of Ted's house.

I told you that the guy's name is Dale Denton.

I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.

I wanna be inside you, homes.

I wanna fuck her. I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow.

I wanna marry you.

I want the middle piece, so it'll be crooked on both sides.

I want to. I can't. I have a job. I'm sorry. What do you want from me?

I was mean to him, man.

I was mean. I was mean because, I think...

I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees.

I wasn't doing things. Why do you hate me so much?

I will, and that's the last you'll ever hear from me, okay?

I wish I had that.

I wish.

I witnessed a murder, okay?

I wonder.

I work for a company that's, like, hired...

I wronged him and I can't... I can't let it end like that.

I, like, had my foot through the window.

I'd never talk to anyone...

I'll be right back. Make this phone call.

I'll boost you up, okay? And then you pull me up.

I'll cover.

I'll do anything.

I'll get help. I'll get help.

I'll keep guard.

I'll remember that for the rest of my life.

I'll take that because I have been an asshole, man.

I'll take this badge off, get to the bottom of it.

I'll tell you, I'll get to the bottom of it.

I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me?

I'm a process server. So I have to wear a suit.

I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man.

I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.

I'm dating a high school girl.

I'm done with this. Let's talk. Let's try words.

I'm going home.

I'm going in the other room and eat it, check my e mail. I'm done.

I'm gonna be on the radio, talking about life.

I'm gonna become something.

I'm gonna call Angie.

I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds.

I'm gonna die now probably.

I'm gonna flex and bust out of here.

I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around...

I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you.

I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass.

I'm gonna save you, man. I'm gonna save you.

I'm gonna tear this ass up.

I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on it.

I'm gonna use the telefono to call my wife, okay?

I'm good, bro. I'm good.

I'm having dinner with my wife. She can tell.

I'm here to save you.

I'm hungry.

I'm infected. My shit's all fucked up. I need medical attention.

I'm just as nice as you are. So don't bring that out.

I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact...

I'm just saying love has no age.

I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age.

I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.

I'm kind of in a hurry, man.

I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9.

I'm looking through you too...

I'm not a student, so I can say whatever I want...

I'm not high. Let's go.

I'm not trying to be enemies. I don't wanna be.

I'm not your friend.

I'm not. That's not what I am.

I'm okay. Let's just get the fuck out of here.

I'm on the hood. Come on.

I'm ready. Go.

I'm scared of this darkness! I surrender!

I'm scared, Saul. I'm scared.

I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.

I'm sorry, guys. Sorry I deceived you.

I'm sorry, man. Look, come back.

I'm sorry, man. Look...

I'm supposed to be here right now.

I'm telling Ted.

I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz?

I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro.

I'm trying to decide how stoned I am...

I'm, like, a totally nice guy.

I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling.

I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling.

I've been waiting for this. You burned my face!

I've gotta get to a phone. Come on.

I've had a near death experience, and when that happens...

I've heard so much about you. You're real cool.

I've never been shot. Damn, that hurt.

If anybody asks, Denton killed Pete.

If I cough once, I'll take the lead. If I cough twice, you go, okay?

If I needed to.

If I said three, I'd feel like a liar. I was drunk.

If I'm at the hospital, if I'm here...

If marijuana is not legal within the next five years...

If Red tells Ted's guys about my name...

If somebody could get me to the hospital.

If there's one quality I hate in a person, it's lingering.

If you didn't sell those drugs, I would have no idea who you were...

If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to.

If you're a man, and you act heroic...

If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach.

Illegal!

In case you haven't noticed... Which you haven't.

In the woods, I gave you my jacket.

Is it “uh huh” or “uh uh”?

Is it really disgusting or is it, like, kind of cool in a way?

Is it really that rare?

Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it.

Is that the bubbe that's on 41 st and River Street?

Is that us getting a time share?

Is that us getting a time share?

Is this normal?

Is this where you're parked? Let's sally forth.

Is your lip okay, man?

It belongs to me.

It couldn't be 3 in the morning, could it?

It gets the dirt, mixes it in with the weed in a special way.

It is Dale.

It is on! We're coming at you with everything we got!

It makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better.

It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

It makes sex feel better, for God's sakes.

It makes shitty movies better, you know?

It might sound weird at first, but just listen.

It took an hour for Jared to find it.

It was Dale Denton. Dale Denton and Saul.

It was like, “I don't even know your name, whoa.”

It's 3:00 right now?

It's 4 o' fucking clock? Fuck me. No, man. That's bad.

It's a cold sore.

It's a miracle. I think we should all take a moment...

It's a pretty normal name, I guess, but...

It's almost a shame to smoke it.

It's best if you don't know my full name.

It's better to cough.

It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up.

It's clear.

It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

It's from that time. I told you, man.

It's fucking freaky, man. They could still be here.

It's gross.

It's like God's vagina.

It's like killing a unicorn...

It's like Red. I didn't like Red when I first met him.

It's like when my bubbe was always playing opera...

It's like, the rarest.

It's like, you're the first guy that I ever sold to that I became friends with.

It's like...

It's not working. We gotta change angles.

It's on, so you better get your head out of your ass...

It's Pineapple Express. Get your ass up.

It's probably best you don't know the whole story.

It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one.

It's the lady cop. They got Dale. Oh, shit.

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

It's this thing, like, El Nino.

It's very scientific. I won't go into it right now.

It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach.

Jesus Christ, Dale. When were you gonna tell me?

Jesus, man. Well, how much money do you have?

Jesus.

Jesus. Fuck.

Just because you're older.

Just don't. Don't...

Just get on a bus and leave, right?

Just go out the back porch. I won't say anything.

Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked.

Just on three.

Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.

Just something quick like that.

Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're asking for war. Do you want a war?

Just take it easy, buddy.

Keep your eyes on the road.

Kill motherfuckers with my hands.

Kind of, I guess.

Know those hearts that break up, “best friends”?

Let me get my scale.

Let's get the fuck out of here! Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go!

Let's get up and go get Saul back. Use it.

Let's go. We need to begin to prematurely evacuate.

Let's roll. I'm done with the woods. Let's go.

Let's say he actually found the roach.

Let's smoke this fucking thing.

Like a day to day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car...

Like a slice of butter...

Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot.

Like subpoenas to people who don't want them.

Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that.

Like, I never wanna kill anybody else again.

Like, on her?

Like, so excited. And so am I, but we're all really excited.

Like, the Asians with the guns and the drugs, and not his friends.

Listen, man. You've been buying from me for, like, two months, right?

Look at that, huh?

Look at this. See this?

Look at what I'm wearing. Kimono. What are you wearing?

Look, I come in peace, okay? I'm not here to fight you again.

Look, I need you to stay out here. Keep guard, okay?

Look, it's like my thumb is my cock.

Look, man, I'll call 911 right now.

Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized.

Love it.

Make up some bullshit.

Makes you 10 times more higher...

Matheson, you got British Knights on.

Matheson, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, What more do you want?

May I call you Faye?

May I have the Garagely room, please?

Maybe affer we popped that guy, they hired this outside guy, Dale...

Maybe I can just...

Maybe if we bury them, the reception will cut off and they won't be able to.

Maybe it was ricochet.

Maybe that would be cool to do to him.

Maybe the anal bead. Might... Depending on who it belongs to.

Maybe they can even trace them...

Maybe we could just convince him to kill himself.

Maybe.

Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour.

Me too.

Me too. I should get the ear looked at.

Monkey's out of the bottle, man.

Motherfucking kill you!

My ear should probably get professional attention.

My God, I just wanna shove it up my nose, have that smell all day.

My groin... I mean, I felt like a wishbone.

My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview.

My guy, Red, who I buy from, he gets his stuff from a Ted Jones.

My mom has been shopping all day.

My second favorite civil engineer...

Never had one before, so I started to cry.

Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree!

Nice.

Nice.

No more lies, Red.

No problem. I'm psyched too. It's gonna be awesome.

No retreat, no surrender.

No sweat.

No, because he died three months ago, okay?

No, can we go tomorrow? Look, we're already here...

No, don't wanna. Look, we gotta get the F out of here.

No, I can't. His number is in my phone.

No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean.

No, I just kissed her. I just did that to make it seem cool.

No, I'll give you more, but you cannot gamble with it.

No, I'm good. Thank you, though.

No, I'm here to tell you you owe MasterCard 4068 bucks.

No, it was just a guy.

No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in. I can't remember why.

No, it's daylight savings, so...

No, man. I don't wanna get out.

No, man. It happened because those kids...

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. I'm going alone.

No, no, there might be more bad guys up there.

No, that's not at all what I'm... You know what?

No, wake up, man.

No, we need to go. Everyone, I'm leading the parade.

No, we'll sneak out through the vent. Come on.

No, you can't. This is private.

No, you wasn't. How did this happen?

No, you're not dying, man.

No! No, no, no!

No! Ted, stop it!

No. He could find the roach and say, “It's Pineapple Express.

No. I think we should stay.

No. I'm out of bullets.

No. No, infected.

No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man.

No. That's unfortunate, but that's not what I'm talking about.

No. You just got caught too.

Not a compliment. Here's the question.

Not better than the Blue Oyster. It can't be. I can't handle that.

Not happening, Red.

Not my style.

Not on my watch.