Maggie (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A boozer.

A couple of hot tarts being passed around. Mm!

A couple weeks ago, I made a reservation

A crazy amount of them. Like, uh, I felt...

A family.

A fitted sheet in front of somebody.

A good grandpa, but world's number one?

A large cup of whipped cream.

A little fuel.

A little more fuel.

A lot of drinking...

A lot of fun.

A night of blending the hell in.

About constitutional law. It was awful.

About her lost bird.

About how we feel.

About me, about Jessie, about the wedding.

About not giving your friends any readings

About somebody who saved that

About the reading I gave you.

About this little lady right here.

About who would be living above us.

About your wife cheating on you with her math tutor.

Actual size.

Actually, saying that out loud, I should've seen that coming.

Actually, you all have perfect skin.

After 30 years, she doesn't want to be my receptionist anymore.

After he and Maggie had that thing.

After our relationship and all.

After that, head straight to the bank and change your fi

Ah, ooh! Sorry,

Ah!

All about his life in Cuba... the world.

All I know is you were given a gift

All my family in Melbourne will be there.

All of a sudden there's an Entourage poster up in the living room wall.

All right.

All right... you look so sharp.

All the most important people in my life are Pisces.

All the way down to the left, and I'm apartment eight.

All your folded laundry back into the dryer.

ALL: Aww!

ALL: Cheers!

ALL: Cheers!

ALL: Cheers!

ALL: Hi!

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Yes!

Alright, so be honest.

Alright. Oh, almost forgot the best part.

Alright. Okay. Okay.

Alright. You know what, guys? Break it up.

Also, are you sure you want to let us borrow your stuff?

Also, I drink while I teach sometimes.

Also, that chair is only for people

Also, where's mine?

Also, you can take my car key and set off the car alarm.

Also, your period app posts your location.

Although you have to admit, I do look good.

Always Reba.

Amy and Dave introduced me to their plant guy.

Amy and Dave invited me out to a fancy dinner tonight

Amy and Dave were there, too. And I don't know whose baby it is.

Amy and I love to share.

Amy is right. I could be a little cowardly sometimes,

Amy, Dave, and Jessie all said no, and you'd really be saving me.

AMY: [clears throat] Okay. Who's next?

AMY: [gasps] Oh no.

AMY: [laughs] Baby?

AMY: [over phone] Hey, sister friend. [chuckles]

AMY: Do you think she's okay? LOUISE: Maggie?

AMY: Girl, look at me.

AMY: Hey, guys. ALL: Hey!

AMY: Hi. Hey.

AMY: Of course, I'm not a Neanderthal.

AMY: Oh, come on, Jessie.

AMY: Oh. That's the door.

AMY: Okay, is it Ben's baby or is it my baby?

AMY: Okay. DAVE: Okay, okay.

AMY: Okay. Mm hm. She's going.

AMY: She raged pretty hard.

AMY: So do you

AMY: So good. So good.

AMY: That'd be so awesome. I didn't want to ask, but

AMY: Well, who's congratulating who? Whose baby is it?

Amy's gonna wear it on her face at the wedding.

An open bar...

And a family.

And a sculptor by hobby.

And a whole life and road trips.

And a Yankee Candle addiction. I have expenses.

And acai berries are a total scam.

And after finding out how to say it right, I think it's perfect.

And also very terrified for you to meet my parents.

And also, I knew you would be counting absences.

And anyway, it's not like your sister is a huge fan of mine.

And are you going to avoid this guy tomorrow night, too?

And be honest. That means lie, guys.

And birthday parties and psychological evaluations.

And called them gross to their face.

And carry me around.

And change your Social Security card.

And crowned by a former king.

And don't say no.

And don't tell Jessie I told you this,

And eat a steady flow of pizza until they do.

And find out what that's about, huh?

And for a place to put these apology olives.

And fresh starts.

And gave me this to wear.

And get ready to act surprised?

And go sneak into an R rated movie.

And good news.

And guess who is on bass?

And have a bitter feud with the maître d' at Balthazar.

And have a kid with a wife

And have passed apps and a casual black tie feel.

And he and the octopus are together?

And he means mantilla.

And he taught us that when we're brave,

And help me find my favorite mug?

And his denim beanbag chair.

And his new old girlfriend and her very angular clavicles.

And honestly, I'm reaching here.

And hot people shouldn't feel bad about themselves.

And how handsome and charming he is.

And how I felt about you.

And how it is that everybody else has found the one except for you.

And how to cry to get out of a ticket... which somehow worked better for you.

And I actually thought I might be with you

And I already want to leave.

And I always will.

And I am nothing if not a woman of my...

And I am on a kiwi cleanse

And I can tell by the look on your face that you really mean it.

And I can't seem to

And I clearly do not know how weapons work.

And I couldn't see anything? Uh huh.

And I don't always read your text messages,

And I don't get invited back? Help.

And I don't have anyone else to talk to about this.

And I don't know if she means I get it or "Shut up.

And I don't know if you know this, but they have goats.

And I don't want to hurt her.

And I don't want to remember that.

And I don't want to ugly cry at our wedding.

And I feel really, really bad about it.

And I feel terrible that Jessie got so upset.

And I found people who believed me.

And I got Botox in my armpits this week.

And I had no context.

And I have no idea why.

And I have to go home and figure out what the hell an NFT is immediately!

And I have what is referred to as a "dump truck."

And I just want him to believe in me.

And I know how things end.

And I like cash.

And I like to make her happy, so I love doing them, too.

And I lost my visions, and I'm freaking out.

And I need to know if he'll ever commit to a real relationship.

And I never really understood anything that happened in my life.

And I obviously can't tell her.

And I realized I never loved working there.

And I think I could do it, too.

And I think we both accept froyo as currency, so.

And I think you know that deep down.

And I thought it was weird we were invited.

And I walked up the stairs. Huh.

And I want to know if the time is right.

And I wanted to avoid it, so I lied.

And I was afraid that he would break things off.

And I was just wondering if you saw me in his future.

And I was trying to protect your feelings and I was wrong.

And I would like to see more of that vision.

And I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

And I'd give anything to have just one more day with him.

And I'll be reading for the role of Sexy Zombie Number Three.

And I'm a total hoot.

And I'm already very, very competitive with other mothers.

And I'm big into true crime docs.

And I'm going to go see a guy who also lost his

And I'm hardly ever confused.

And I'm just some cheugy loser who blew off her parents' expectations

And I'm nervous she's gonna come back for it.

And I'm too smart to not have a brain...

And if I get stressed, I don't know where the sweat will come out.

And if she comes back,

And it ended, and... it was Jessie.

And it really triggered my abandonment issues.

And it ruins the family vacation.

And it was a huge mistake.

And it was to a party with free food, so it doesn't count.

And it went in your mouth and never came out.

And it's a person.

And it's an honor to have you all present.

And it's my bachelorette weekend, so...

And it's weird that I moved into your duplex with my girlfriend,

And just tell me if Glenn is a serial killer

And know that our neighbor isn't gonna call in a noise complaint.

And live in the moment more.

And look at him at the same time.

And look under the hood of these multiple break ups

And look, if that were the case, he would have told me the truth.

And Maggie is working on herself.

And make a wish that I spend more time with you.

And maybe it's better if we just

And Mr. Rogers sex dreams.

And my experience and charm will dictate my prices,

And my mom's.

And my parents rented out an entire Pizza Hut.

And my psychic mentor, Angel,

And my shirt's gone, too,

And no metaphors.

And not rushing, just like a normal gait.

And not sharing it,

And not the other way around. Really?

And now he shows up when I don't have them anymore?

And now he's living downstairs with his girlfriend.

And now I don't know who I am without them.

And now I just feel really stupid for caring.

And now I know that I want you to stand by me

And now I know who that is.

And now we will never know what that is about.

And now, here they are again

And one of my students' names is "Redlingshafer."

And one of my Yelp reviews said that I should start a cult.

And one time, he brought me a tea.

And only half of them are my parents'.

And only you got to be the pharaoh.

And onto my carpet. Thank you, Angel.

And our amazing psychic Angel who'll be marrying us tomorrow.

And people I've probably never ever met before.

And people take advantage of desperation.

And pieces of planet fall all over your reception?

And predictions aside,

And preventing mistakes before they happen and

And put you in my smoothie, so I can drink you every morning.

And questionable places to eat dinner.

And ruined their whole relationship.

And see people who make me laugh.

And see what kind of meat he's got in there.

And set the world record for the most Irish Irish exit.

And she and I are definitely not friends.

And she doesn't even see it coming.

And she gave me her order.

And she hates me.

And she is the real deal. She reads auras.

And she says "whoa" to everything.

And she specifically wanted to include you.

And she was telling me all about her new boyfriend

And she's gonna be okay,

And smashing things.

And smells like the time I got my cast off.

And some pretty gross tea.

And speaking of people getting involved in things

And spill all of our darkest secrets.

And start our own collection.

And stop wasting my energy on 40 something life ruiners.

And take a little secret video and then text it to me

And take me to the infirmary?

And take off your shoes, please. Oh.

And tarot is really hard, and takes a long time to master.

And thank you for the birthday wishes. That's very sweet.

And that approach is to try absolutely everything.

And that especially applies to you because of the, you know, stuff.

And that is how. LOUISE: You forgot this.

And that is something that everybody needs.

And that neighbor's childhood friend. Aw...

And that our perception defines our reality.

And that she's been reading my tells for years.

And that you can brush your teeth with bark.

And that's enough for me.

And that's how I became a very rich woman.

And that's the look I saw you'd have.

And the best part was watching a grown man quit his job.

And the gorgeous hair and the whole outfit.

And the male seahorse gives birth to the babies.

And the night after that. And the night after that.

And the ones who really matter. Wait, Angel,

And the other people, too. But also Mindy? No.

And the talking to people.

And the world just keeps moving on without my bird.

And then he will sign with a gallery in Chelsea,

And then head to breakfast, if you want to join me.

And then I got rich on crypto,

And then I no longer have a social life here.

And then I text back again and then, boom, carpal tunnel. So

And then I went and I bought a bunch of crystals,

And then it turned out I was wrong,

And then my other friends

And then never went on a date.

And then that's why the relationship ends.

And then the visions started, and totally ruined my vibe.

And then things have sort of exploded.

And then we can talk more about Big Amy later, okay?

And then you realize not only is this guy

And then you were together in college.

And then... every single moment after that?

And there are hotels dedicated to that.

And there was a baby.

And there was nobody there to turn to and say,

And there's no version where she's, like, old.

And therefore predicted that I would be a millionaire?

And they don't break up.

And they give you weird looks if you ask.

And they had to make us talk by pressing those buttons on our bodies.

And they'll be just as confused as I am.

And this doesn't work out.

And those big old eyebrows of yours.

And those cufflinks are actually molly.

And those eyebrows are gonna make people jealous someday.

And truthfully, I did not want to come.

And truthfully, I think it's kind of healthy.

And try this, see what happens.

And turn it on someone else.

And turned it into bangs.

And we also have good beer.

And we can call the security company.

And we can go through the attic.

And we don't have to talk to anybody.

And we have some very important decisions to make.

And we have some wonderful new friends here at the table

And we kept the bottle caps. It was kind of our thing.

And we ran into each other a few weeks later.

And we thought Mr. M. would like to remember his prom when he was king.

And we'll look back on this and laugh.

And we're still standing.

And we're the Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion.

And what about you?

And what if I say something wrong and I mess her up?

And whatever the baby picks up, that's what she's going to be.

And whatever you do, do not get emotionally involved.

And when I said that I was already sitting there,

And when you come back to me, you will not dictate what I see for you.

And who could be mad

And who.

And you are not the type of person to give up,

And you can say anything you want to Amy and Dave about love.

And you can take the ones whose eyes are missing.

And you can't date my hot uncle.

And you don't know how to help,

And you fit right in.

And you get a DUI on something called a Bird scooter.

And you got to start believing it, too.

And you guys just start connecting or whatever.

And you guys looked really happy.

And you had that vision of me driving a PT Cruiser

And you including me on this scary journey you're on, it...

And you just wonder

And you know how I get when I Sancerre.

And you need to work on your speech for the reception.

And you should stop sending that to friends

And you were there.

And you weren't answering my calls. I, I was worried.

And you, and you,

And you're going to be standing all alone.

And you're gonna be married to Pete Wentz,

And you're gonna find out that literally everyone is gross.

And you're in there cutting cake?

And your place gets really good sunlight for plants.

And, hey, thanks for the coffee you bought me

And, I don't know,

And, yes, he will be a barista, but only for, like, six months.

And, you know, passed it around to have the summer of our lives?

And, you know, scare you guys off.

And... that's where he would tell me

Angel, I can't believe everyone at this party is psychic.

Angel, thank you for respecting our no gifts rule.

ANGEL: [over phone] It's been over a week

ANGEL: Always returning to that first moment

ANGEL: And yet, everything has changed.

ANGEL: As a psychic, I can tell you

ANGEL: Because in love, we always find ourselves

ANGEL: Didn't work out with your client, did it?

ANGEL: Ha! [gasps]

ANGEL: He will go to art school,

ANGEL: It's choosing someone over and over again.

ANGEL: Love forces you to recognize

ANGEL: My god. I know, I'm sorry.

ANGEL: Okay, I'm going to be serious now

ANGEL: Well, he lost his visions, and, apparently, a lot more than that,

ANGEL: You can read my mind. I know you can.

Any better and I couldn't stand it.

Any chance you'd want to go to prom with me tomorrow night?

Anything to not feel what I'm feeling right now.

Anyway, his ex husband's wedding planner's side dish

Anyway, I'm so happy for you two.

Anyway, thanks again.

Anywho, I was just wondering if maybe I could get a more formal reading.

Apparently, they don't sell olive branches at grocery stores,

Are we moving too fast?

Are you being harassed?

Are you dating anyone? Also, what is an acai berry?

Are you doing the reading or No.

Are you going to tell him?

Are you gonna be my wing woman or am I going to be yours?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to talk about the enduring power of romantic love?

Are you sure? Yes.

Are you... are you saying

Aren't you just a little tired of everyone else just living their lives

Around and around,

Around your visions. That's all.

As a good surprise.

As an excuse to put your walls back up.

As long as I have you by my side, I can do anything.

As my maid of honor.

As the day when we maybe got married at Burning Man.

As the person you love.

Ask again later? Huh.

Ask where the weed's at?

Asking her to DM him her fave one hit wonder."

At Amy's birthday because you wanted to sit there.

At first, it was... it was rough seeing all those teens in love.

At four o'clock in the afternoon.

At least we got cheesy fries. Mm hm.

At least you go for it.

At some housewarming party?

At the mall that time.

At the supermarket. Right?

At their housewarming party.

At this place that's really hard to get a table at

At this point, the worst thing that can happen

Away from all the distractions of the duplex.

Ayahuasca is probably your best bet.

Baby is denial.

Baby's ugly, isn't it?

Be right up.

Because a bad thing was going to happen.

Because a ring is also something

Because he's goin' straight to being a barista.

Because I actually can't see the future.

Because I am free on the morrow.

Because I can't remember where I put it.

Because I had a very serious boyfriend at the time,

Because I just bought a bunch of really cute new bras.

Because I like to stand.

Because I ran all the fantasy leagues.

Because I really see her as an office manager

Because I said no kids were allowed at the wedding,

Because I text him back and then he texts me back again,

Because I think our favorite bagger is about to go off duty.

Because I was once like you and I know where this goes.

Because I would love to!

Because I'm accidentally wearing her blazer.

Because I'm going to get them back.

Because I'm not gonna get into med school, which means that my brother will win.

Because I'm so in touch with my feelings.

Because I'mma get you out of this.

Because if Ben has a baby before me, I will literally die.

Because it means that the best is yet to come.

Because my business goes under,

Because my rent is, kind of

Because of your weird, crumbly tooth.

Because she saw me getting something from another person

Because she wanted to see what else was out there.

Because she wants me to have more Asian friends.

Because that is crazy.

Because that's what you should be focusing on right now.

Because the catalog already went bankrupt.

Because they told me they were seating me next to their single friend,

Because we are actually here

Because we are having a great time.

Because we are having a great time.

Because we aren't having kids.

Because we're... extremely mature?

Because you killed me with that information.

Because you think it might not happen?

Because you thought nobody would notice.

Because you wanted to see what else was out there.

Because you were getting busy with our future husband.

Before Ben and Jessie got back together,

Before he turns on the AC.

Before I became a yoga teacher, so I, I get it.

Before I met her and Ben

Before my visions stopped, I was getting, like,

Before she can even have a vision of it.

Before they got back together, and I'm just sitting on my guilt.

Before we met, I was lost.

Before you clog your phone up with photos of him and his stupid beard

Before you even get to the fight.

Before you have to talk to her.

Before you roll your eyes back there, I had a good reason.

Being chased by a Big Amy saying,

Being normal is the best.

Ben and I broke up twice last year,

Ben and I...

Ben and Jessie were just getting back

Ben doesn't understand the position he put me in.

Ben is your teacher? Yeah.

Ben, too.

BEN: Alright.

BEN: Amy, you can't keep giving people jobs.

BEN: Dave? Hey!

BEN: Hey!

BEN: Hi. Hey. Oh. Movin' out already?

BEN: I You can go.

BEN: Let me guess

BEN: Let's all put our thinking caps on.

BEN: Oh, thank you.

BEN: See you, Jonathan. JESSIE: Hate that hat.

BEN: What? What is it?

BEN'S DAD: He did!

BEN'S DAD: History's not boring.

BEN'S DAD: It's our guide for how to do everything.

Ben's just going to make me feel guilty the whole time.

Between the octopus and its human

Between this and all the snacks we're not paying for from the mini bar,

Blessings.

Bonjour!

BOTH: Ah.

BOTH: Aw.

BOTH: Just be.

BOTH: Let's get both.

BOTH: Mm.

BOTH: Mwah!

BOTH: Nice shirt.

BOTH: Oh, sorry.

BOTH: Ohh!

BOTH: We don't lie about cheese.

BOTH: We don't lie about cheese.

BOTH: Yeah.

Box after box and all I got was

Boy, you know, it's kind of odd.

Brother and his girlfriend

Business before bros.

Business bro.

But

But all I see are adult women sobbing in the theater.

But Angel can. DAVE: Mm hm.

But are you an Aquarius?

But are you sure you don't want a reading?

But clearly, my invitation to the vision of the year

But Daniel does get major points

But did you hear what I just said about the hotels?

But enough about me.

But for some reason, no one thinks I'm cool.

But from one teacher to another... I think she needs you.

But how am I supposed to trust you ever again?

But I am seeing her tomorrow night at Amy and Dave's wedding,

But I came for Amy because I am your maid of honor.

But I can escape to my own apartment.

But I can sense the subtle shifts in a woman's tone.

But I cannot eat with those things watching me,

But I come from a place where anything remotely negative

But I do miss having a creative outlet,

But I do see a bird in your future.

But I don't want to go another day wondering

But I feel like a freak. I have no friends.

But I feel like I just, I don't understand you

But I got a good feeling they're going to make it after all.

But I have an English degree, and they said we can do anything.

But I just realized that he wanted to be with me.

But I know we're only goin' up from here.

But I need someone who appreciates me when I'm here.

But I never called him back.

But I own the CrossFit studio next door.

But I really need somewhere to live,

But I see great things in your future.

But I see it as shining a light on all of our break ups,

But I think that we just need to write

But I think that's a problem more

But I thought it'd be kind of funny, something that we could bond over.

But I was wondering if

But I will have you know, that the next card

But I'll go with it.

But I'm actually excited to learn where you came from.

But I'm actually swearing off dating for a while.

But I'm feeling good about it.

But I'm just kind of petting this dog right now.

But I'm not going to say anything.

But I'm worried my boyfriend will think it's dumb,

But I'm your ride.

But I've been wanting to all night.

But I've been wanting to ask you something.

But if Dorothy's up for grabs, she mine.

But if he doesn't support you, it's better to find out now

But if I did something that made me happy, would that make you happy?

But if I'm alive, I'm available.

But if it makes you feel any better, neither will I?

But if making you happy doesn't make you happy, then it doesn't make me happy.

But if the pre teens on TikTok have taught me anything,

But in exchange, you have to help me out tonight

But in retrospect, they were totally real.

But it feels like her new career is "torturing Maggie."

But it turns out I'm just as hopeless without them.

But it was mostly howling.

But it was still great. [laughs] How'd it go here?

But it's coming from a genuine place of love.

But it's like Ben and I have a secret.

But look at you. You're a badass.

But maybe it's cool if I keep it kinda mysterious.

But maybe you can start by being honest with yourself.

But my dad is dead,

But never got around to it at Christmas?

But not in a pervy way.

But not you. You were smart.

But now you need to get to bed?

But people who know will know.

But pets are welcome.

But practice makes perfect.

But recently,

But she is clean now.

But she seems to be having a great time.

But she's under the impression that you don't like her.

But should I get on your lap

But starting to feel like fate should be easier.

But that is actually one of the names of the hotels.

But that says more about my daughter than about you.

But that was prerecorded.

But the bomb is in my holster,

But the good news is you're no longer going

But the path you're on

But the reason I'm not asking Jessie to do my hair for the wedding

But the sooner I think of that gift,

But the truth is, is today is my wedding day,

But then drink until we admit we're not

But then he got that fortune

But then I got your voicemail, and I thought,

But then I ran into you and I thought,

But this is just like an orgy. Oh.

But this one is Amy's latest cookbook.

But this whole time I've been struggling to figure out

But today would be nice too.

But we are not really sure that Daniel betraying Maggie counts

But what I'm hearing is you can't be our psychic anymore,

But what if we went to a place

But when you have a vision, you kind of have a tell.

But who is this captain of industry?

But without my visions, there's simply no way to know.

But would he say this? Toodles!

But you did miss Alec and Kurt winning prom kings.

But you didn't make a weird face

But you got to put yourself first sometimes.

But you know what is helpful?

But you never see past it.

But you picked your chair and you're staying in it.

But you should do Amy's hair for the wedding. She'd love that.

But you were.

But you were.

But you will fall in love.

But you're in my space, you're bothering my clients.

But your visions have been gone a while.

But, I deleted the app

But, like, in a hip hop way?

But, uh, those contacts have been deleted from my phone.

But, uh, you, Missy, I will have to confiscate that nip of vodka.

But, you know, like in a fun way.

But, you know, that was a total misunderstanding.

But, you know, that's a losing game,

But...

But... as your friend,

But... I think I might actually be in love.

But... it's because I saw myself ending up with Ben,

By distracting the other person.

By Mr. Night Shyamalan.

Bye.

Came for you today.

Can a jelly jar hold hot liquid?

Can I borrow $20,000?

Can I get anyone anything?

Can I have your hands?

Can I see your pics? Yeah, go ahead. Take a look.

Can we try this? Like, swipe for you as a group?

Can you identify the decoy and prove yourself

Can you see when people are going to leave?

Can't believe this is a psychic shop. Why don't you have a sign?

Can't have that. Bye bye, boobies.

Can't wait.

Champagne was a great call. What's the occasion?

Cheerleader and mascot. Not who you think.

Cheugy is bad, Maggie... Really bad.

Chocolate. Chocolate.

CLIENT: Yeah. [chuckles]

Come from a long line of celebrators.

Come on up, Mr. Morales.

Come on, girl. Woo! Spring break, no regrets!

Come on, let's leave these girls alone. I'm gonna show you that hole that I dug.

Come on! Let's go.

Come on.

Conflict can actually sometimes make a relationship stronger.

Could be good news or bad news: one of your friends is getting married.

Couples therapy later. We have got a match.

Course, you can't say it's Val Kilmer's because of HIPAA and all of that,

Creating trouble in your relationship.

Crystals... [gasps]

Cut you a corner piece.

Cute shirt, by the way.

Cute. Looks like a tank top, hm.

Dad would be happy too.

Damn, I'm smart.

Dancing...

DANIEL: I can't believe you kept intentionally giving me the wrong address.

DANIEL: Oh, thank god you're there.

DANIEL: Oh, your parents put out a birthday balloon for you.

DANIEL: What is going on here?

DANIEL: Which is better for getting in shape

Danielle, wait, wait.

Date after date.

Dave Yeah.

Dave and I didn't think we were ready for that yet.

Dave rhymes with brave.

Dave, I wasn't sure that this day would ever come.

Dave, you are such a good dude.

DAVE: Alright. Oh, Jessie's here.

DAVE: Baby? Baby!

DAVE: Coconuts.

DAVE: I don't think they put labels on it,

DAVE: I'm memorizing her features.

DAVE: Oh, Amy's right. Amy's right.

DAVE: Oh.

DAVE: Okay, yeah. JESSIE: Fluff the pillows.

DAVE: Okay. Okay.

Declaring their love to one another.

DEEJAY: Time to get freaky... in a respectful way!

Delicious.

Did that boy move into your duplex yet?

Did that make him the winner?

Did you eat the cookie off your necklace?

Did you hear my thing about the brown grass?

Did you know Mean Girls came out 18 years ago?

Did you know that he's found every Waldo?

Did you know we were going to do that when we first met?

Did you see any newspapers with dates on it?

Didn't Doja Cat stitch one of your fishtail tutorials on Hairtok?

Do they work? And can you show me how to buy one on my iPad?

Do we go with the parsnip wrapped devils on horseback

Do we still have that tin of popcorn that we were gonna give the mailman,

Do we think the pot found a lid?

Do you ever watch hair tutorials online?

Do you know how to use chopsticks?

Do you know what she said to me? No.

Do you mind if I just... Okay.

Do you really just swipe... infinite men?

Do you remember The Sorcerer's Apprentice from Fantasia?

Do you wanna stare into each other's eyes for a bit,

Do you want me to give you a lift?

Do you want to do that? Maybe that would help.

Do you want to do those face framing highlights

Do you want to talk about it?

Does Jessie have feelings for someone else? Do you?

Does she call me Appa? Is she a weightlifter?

Doesn't mean it's not there to guide you, mijo.

Doesn't that seem wrong?

Doesn't the photo already do that for you?

Don't almost all your clients come to you for relationship advice?

Don't be a cowardly lion.

Don't be scared, Maggie. You gotta let your light shine.

Don't say things like that in there.